#nude john cena

[karenvideoeditor-blog]

"No one really cared about the film industry, then Nude John Cena walked in"

This Lifehacker description is brilliant. Because it did go viral, and the VFX industry could do the same thing. Next awards ceremony, everyone shows up dressed like THIS.

They discuss how shitty VFX artists get treated. How it takes forever for them to get paid, IF they ever get paid, and if every time they so much as think about forming a union, a producer goes, "Fine, we'll just outsource," so they back down. And in an interview on the red carpet, John Cena, sporting green pants and face dots, says, "I can disappear, of course," as he does he signature hand movement, "but that's it. The VFX people have to do everything else, like, if I want to look like a dragon or something."

I remember the year they tried. When there were articles, when people were talking about it. Changing our FB profile photos to green, representing green screen. I waited and hoped and looked for updates. Nothing changed. My best friend recently waited close a year TWICE to get paid for projects he worked on. This is a guy who's done this for decades, who had his videos playing at Cape Canaveral on a loop, who made me gape years ago at a 3D image of the inside of an intestine he'd created from nothing, who learns the newest VFX software because it's fun, and giggles with glee as he makes something explode.

In some imaginary world where I'm big in Hollywood and had phone numbers of agents and famous actors and actresses, once costume designers get the respect they deserve, doing this next year could be cool.

[actorsperformersandcelebrities]

John Cena at the Academy Awards

[dilf-in-peril]

Cannot believe these people are seriously this upset about naked John Cena. "They take masculine figures in society and humiliate them, from wearing dress to walking nude" Sorry, guys, being naked is for the women and the gays!

[linaprime]

Me (reading greek mythology): “Ares and Dionysus will never be my favorites” Supergiant Games (in a John Cena voice): “Are you sure about that??”

Here’s Zagreus alone... careful, he’s NUDE!

[maximumwobblerbanditdonut]

Oscars 2024 Highlights!

Oscar Academy Awards 2024 - The Surprise was to remember the time a streaker took the stage during the 46th annual Oscars when David Niven’s introduction of Elizabeth Taylor was interrupted by a dashing nude one of the biggest Oscar surprises of all time history, here it is:

David Niven was surprised by a naked man running across the stage in the Oscar Academy Awards 1974 in Los Angeles

Congratulations to the Oscar winners in 2024 although I liked the Oscars more when the show was more "stripped down”.

The big winners on the night were Christopher Nolan, Cillian Murphy, Emma Stone, Da'Vine Joy Randolph and Robert Downey Jr.

📸© Chelsea Lauren/BEl/Shutterstock

Oppenheimer Reigns at the Oscars With Seven Wins, Including Best Picture and Director.

Oppenheimer won a whopping seven Oscars at Sunday night's Academy Awards, while Poor Things, The Holdovers, American Fiction, Anatomy of Fall and The Zone of Interest picked up big prizes

Christopher happily posed with his two shiny new trophies 🏆 Christopher Nolan earned Best Director over Justine Triet, Anatomy of a Fall, Martin Scorsese, Killers of the Flower Moon, Yorgos Lanthimos, Poor Things, and Jonathan Glazer, The Zone of Interest. 📸© Chelsea Lauren/BEl/Shutterstock

Cillian Murphy finally won the Oscar in the coveted Best Actor category as he, Robert Downey Jr., and Christopher Nolan led Oppenheimer to a massive night 📸 Reuters

Emma earned a shock win in the Actress in a Leading Role category for her work in Poor Things 📸 /AFP Via Getty Images

John Cena presented the Oscar Academy Awards for Best Costume Design. His naked performance was the moment that stole the show. He recalled an infamous streaking incident on the show 50 years ago when actor David Niven was surprised by a naked man running across the stage during the 1974 Academy Awards show in Los Angeles.

John Cena onstage during the 96th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California, on March 10, 2024. 📸 Patrick T. Fallon/AFP Via Getty Images

#oscars #memories #academyawards #oscar #davidniven #funny #OscarAcademyAwards1974 ##OscarAcademyAwards2024 #Hollywood #JohnCena

Posted 11th March 2024

[carmsgarms]

Are we gunna talk about how John Cena was fully nude on that stage forreal or

[wweassets]

I'm back..... Costume Contest anon here! As promised, here is my recap of the 2nd annual *Fantasy* MAT GALA red carpet, a charity ball just for the guys. Similar to the Met Gala, the theme is high fashion, formal attire, haux coutoure, avant garde, and CREATIVE. But since this is an event just for the guys in a private venue with no media outlets, they're showing off their bodies in the most creative ways possible to prove to each other who's been hitting the gym the hardest. WWE is partnering with The Advocate magazine for this event, and is raising money for the Human Rights Campaign during Pride Month. (Apologies for the late report!)

Here are some of the highlights!

L*GAN PAUL wore an elaborate outfit made completely out of golden brass knuckles linked together - a long-sleeve baggy top with nothing underneath, and baggy pants, also with nothing underneath, with slight glimpses of his dick and his fat ass cheeks.

T*MASSO C*AMPA and J*HNNY G*RGANO of DIY are sharing ONE tuxedo. Tomasso is wearing a black jacket with a white shirt underneath, and no pants, just a classic white jockstrap to show off his muscular legs and big ass. Next to him is Johnny, who is completely shirtless and wearing baggy black tuxedo pants that are way too loose on him with no underwear, showing the top part of his ass, and his beautiful 8-pack abs.

BR*N BREAKKER is referencing Doja Cat from this year's Met Gala in a look very similar to her wet bedsheets look. It's also very campy - he's completely nude and wearing nothing but a small white towel around his waist, as he's addressing his critics by washing the spray tan off himself. The towel can't fit around his large muscular ass, so it hangs low and shows off the top half of his beefy cheeks. As he walks the red carpet in flip-flops, the towel causes high a slit against his massive legs, and his penis flops out from underneath.

R*NDY ORT*N is posing for the cameras from a side profile - he's wearing a full black tuxedo. He turns around to show his profile off from the other side, to reveal that he's only wearing HALF a tuxedo, and completely nude on the right side of his body, showing his big chest and shoulders, giant muscular legs, and his new fat ass. (Plus half of his penis and ball sack). On the nude half, he's body-painted as a viper, and he's wearing a yellow snake eye contact lens on his right eye.

S*TH R*LLINS is doing a tribute to his "eras." He's wearing a black darby hat, similar to the one he wore at the Kentucky Derby red carpet. In a tribute to his Shield days, he's wearing a black blazer made out of Kevlar material, with bulky pockets and straps. On his right leg, he's paying tribute to his mesh era, by wearing only a black mesh legging. On his left leg, he's paying tribute to his "Architect" black-leather tights era, and he's only wearing black liquid latex covering his entire leg. Effectively, his lower half is completely exposed, with his penis and ass checks hanging out once again.

AUST*N THE*RY is taking a page out of John Cena's book from The Oscars earlier this year. He's completely nude, except for the envelop invitation he received for the event covering his penis. He's completely comfortable walking down the red carpet with his nude body exposed, and his fat muscular ass cheeks bouncing around.

Not to be out-done, LA KN*GHT is being equally brave and daring with this body. He's wearing a black leather vest that is so long that it goes down his body and eventually becomes pant legs. He's wearing nothing else, so essentially his penis and fat ass are completely exposed. As he struts down the red carpet, his penis bounces back and forth between his muscular quads.

ILJ* DR*GUNOV is wearing a white faux fur coat with no pants on, just a white thong to show off his muscular legs and perky muscle ass.

TR*CK W*LLIAMS is the most covered at the event, but that doesn't mean it isn't revealing! He's wearing a beige turtleneck to show off his muscular chest and shoulders. He's also wearing VERY tight maroon velvet pants, so tight that they hug his muscular ass and show off every inch of his long penis, which is crawling down his right thigh.

JD McD*NAGH is wearing a high-cropped black leather jacket, and instead of pants, he's wearing several purple bandanas tied around his legs to represent the Judgment Day. His penis is covered by a bandana wrapped around it, but his fat right cheek is completely exposed and hanging out.

C*DY RH*DES is the last to appear, and he's wearing a custom suit from his favorite American designer Tommy Hilfiger. He's wearing a cropped navy blue blazer that ends right below his pecs, and on the left pec, is the giant TH red/white/blue blocked logo, covering where he was previously injured by the torn pec. He's wearing his Championship belt, but he takes it off for the photographers to reveal that his pants are extremely low rise, revealing that his pubic hair is dyed bleach blond, similar to his own hairstyle.

So, which are your favs?

oh MY GOD ITS HAPPENING. YOU’RE HERE. WE WON. THIS IS AMAZING. first of all just want to say how much i love the effort and really appreciate it… you’re an icon and we love you 💖💖💖

but now for my results… it was hard… REALLY hard… but

🥉

austin - simple but gorgeous and slay and slutty and GOOD

🥈

seth - another total slay from our usual winner. legit perfect but a lot going on

🥇

bron - just… SO SEXY. like wow. i can see it so clear and i need it.

honourable mentions for cody, randy and trick. they all could win too legit

how about everyone else??

[peacesmith]

i have not been okay since i found out john cena went nude at the oscars

[qnewsau]

Robert Opel: The original 1974 Oscars streaker

New Post has been published on https://qnews.com.au/robert-opel-the-original-1974-oscars-streaker/

Robert Opel: The original 1974 Oscars streaker

What a shame John Cena’s faux streak at the 2024 Oscars didn’t draw more interest to Robert Opel, the original 1974 Oscars streaker.

Mainly remembered now for his naked dash across the Oscars stage, Robert Opel was a photographer, speech-writer, English teacher and activist. He protested for gay rights, peace and legalised public nudity.

A friend of both Divine and John Waters, he sometimes performed with The Cockettes. And he promoted the work of Tom of Finland and Robert Mapplethorpe.

The 1974 Oscars

Streaking was quite the thing in the early seventies. People ran naked through sporting events, civic occasions, uni graduations and shopping malls. 1974 Oscars host David Niven’s initial response seemed to reference the ubiquitousness of streaking at major events.

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen…”

While security or police ended the runs of most streakers, Robert enjoyed a brief sortie before heading backstage unmolested. Out the back, the crew found him some overalls and facilitated a press conference.

“People shouldn’t be ashamed of being nude in public,” he told reporters.

Meanwhile, onstage David Niven delivered what would become a much-quoted witticism.

“Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

However, an Oscars official later claimed Niven borrowed a pen from his wife two hours before the incident to write down the ad-lib.

Robert Opel previously streaked through a local council meeting to protest laws against nude beaches. Despite lingering suspicions, he always denied that the streak was pre-arranged with the Oscars producers

NSFW! Click Here: Robert Opel streaks by David Niven full-frontal nude.

After the Oscars

After the notorious 1974 incident, Robert focussed on his photography and activism. In 1976, he ran for president using the slogans “Nothing to Hide” and “Not Just Another Crooked Dick.”

He opened a gay male art studio in 1978 and became one of the first to promote Tom of Finland and Robert Mapplethorpe. He died in 1979, shot dead during an armed robbery at his studio.

For the latest LGBTIQA+ Sister Girl and Brother Boy news, entertainment, community stories in Australia, visit qnews.com.au. Check out our latest magazines or find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube.

[aurlworthfightingfor]

John Cena coming to the stage nude to present best costume awards reminded me of the tiktok good omens fan who thought John Cena played Gabriel 😂😂😂😂😂

[francis-mulcahys-angels]

Death to the person that made that John Cena nude “joke”

[shortie-wonderland]

See It in Us

"...Can I ask you something?"

"Sure..."

"Can I... Can I hold your hand?"

Several dates in, and this guy still asks me if he can hold my hand. Of course, I know with the way he raises his pitch, hands covering his mouth, and turning shyly away, that he's simply being the silly guy he is. I breathe a gasp between my lips as I reply, yessss... please do. I never imagined him to have caught my attention so deeply.

My memory of our first date goes as followed: anxiety-ridden, easy conversation, nonconsensual (but great) kiss, "bing-chilling" (John Cena) for 9 hours straight, drunk karaoke in the park, and almost hitting my head on the ceiling while on his shoulders. A wild time, as you could guess! It was only on our most recent date did I realize his memory of the date goes as followed: cute girl with pretty eyes, great conversation, deep mutual connection, a bit of hesitation about the kiss but I can't not kiss her now, and we're really hitting it off. It's peculiar how our perceptions, though not drastically different, are different enough.

There always seems to be a push and pull with each date. We consistently begin at 1 but end up at 100 by the end every time. It's as if each time we forget how to act around each other even if it's just a sparse moment during the duration of the date but are all over each other at the end of the night, without missing a beat. We could hang out for 11 hours straight and still glance at each other longingly just to have another 15 minutes together. Once, he ran his booty into the railing as he backed up after giving me my goodnight hug and kiss! He must have been distracted and coming down from a high after spending time with me. Now, he is sure to take a giant step towards either side to avoid the metal assailant before sending himself away.

I could go on and on accounting for all the good memories we've had thus far. It feels bittersweet writing this, knowing that we are still together and very much in "like," however, that may very well be gone by the summer's end. There were moments he rained kisses all over my exposed body. He planted kisses full of attentiveness and affection; I felt not hot but warmed by them like a winter cabin's cackling glow. He took his time as he went up and down my arms, my upper back and chest, the back of my legs, my eyelids and neck, and the palms of my hands. When we loved, he would look up to my face, his thick burly eyebrows turned upwards in concern and out of caution, as he waited for me to object to any of his doings. Ninety-nine percent of the time I didn't.

For the longest time, I was not scared of losing this guy I had only met less than a month ago, but now, after discussing a shortened future, my heart rocks with tumultuous waves of sadness. I'll have to lose all this up so soon? Who will watch nude bicyclist parades with me during the summer solstice? Who will send me spontaneous flower pictures? Who will feed me homemade fried rice in the upper east corner of the central library? I shouldn't write the ending before it has even occurred, but my heart is heavy. My soul is already grieving. I long for that person to hold my hand through life's trials. I long for that person who shyly offers their hand like he did but in the end never even thinks to let go. As we go on, perhaps he'll turn into that person. As we go on, perhaps our fingers will never touch again, but we can remember fondly the touches of each other that linger on forever.

[recentlyheardcom]

Trainwreck Sex Scene With Amy Schumer Was 'Embarrassing'

John Cena has had loads of unforgettable nude moments however that doesn’t make them any much less awkward. From his 2024 Oscars stunt to intercourse scenes, the Jackpot! actor recalled a few of his most awkward moments throughout a latest interview on Shannon Sharpe’s Membership Shay Shay podcast. This contains his comedic intercourse scene with Amy Schumer in 2015’s Trainwreck, the place Cena…

[nysocboy]

Stephen Schneider: Heterosexual love interest, heterosexual bottom, hung sleazoid, diversity dad

 Stephen Schneider's profile on the IMDB tells us only that he was born in Sharon, Massachusetts and he's married with children.  Wikipedia adds that he's Jewish. He graduated from Emory University in Atlanta, started a sketch comedy website, and wrote, produced, and starred in some short films, including "Not Gay," 2006.

Soon Stephen found his niche in comedy, playing quirky boyfriends.

Ray Stark, the Love Interest of one of the Best Friends Forever, 2012.

Ben in the relationship comedy, Things You Shouldn't Say Past Midnight, 2014.

You're the Worst, 2014-17, follows the romance of two horrible people, Jimmy and Gretchen.  Stephen plays Gretchen's ex, who is still in love with her.  They eventually hookup, of course.

Stephen is on the IMBD list of Hung Actors, along with Derek Yates,John Cena, and Ben Affleck -- #32, but I don't think it's organized by size.  He gets naked here, but no frontal.

Broad City, 2014-2017, follows two female best friends looking for love and sex in contemporary New York. Stephen plays Abbi's hunky next door neighbor, whom she is crushing on.  When they finally hook up, she discovers that he's a heterosexual anal bottom. 

For someone who gets placed on the Hung List, Stephen is rather stingy about nudity.  In Broad City, all we get are underwear shots

Imaginary Mary, 2016-17, follows public relations executive Alice getting career and relationship advice from the imaginary friend from her childhood.  Stephen plays Ben, her Love Interest.  He doesn't strip, but Nicholas Coombe, playing his teenage son, does.

In Breaking Them Up, 2020, Stephen makes the break from Love Interests to Dads. Fifteen-year old Damien enlists the help of his nonbinary best buddy Erin in breaking up his parents so they can find better partners.

Best Foot Forward, 2022, is a change of pace for Stephen: the father of a kid with a prosthetic leg negotiating public school. A profile oN CBS Philadelphia notes that Logan Marmino, who plays Josh, is an accomplished athlete: he plays on his school baseball team, competes in Paralymptic track, and is into basketball, surfing, skateboarding, and running in 5ks

Stephen's favorite role to date is in Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones: his Stephen Downes, a guitarist, has an affair with singer Judy Gemstone while they are on tour.  She ends it, but he refuses to let her go, teasing her husband BJ about his sexploits and calling him a "faggot" for disapproving of sleaze talk.

Left: Stephen and Tim Baltz (BJ) have dinner with their tv wives and real-life wives (not shown)

He even sends BJ an erotic photo brag about his sexual prowess.  Actually, it doesn't really belonging to Stephen.  But not to worry, he's naked for five minutes in a later episode.

The full post, with nude photos and explicit sexual content, is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends