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Karen Avizur, writer, author, video editor, meme proliferator
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Familiar with and proficient in memes, fluent in English and neu
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 days ago
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What's your take on the idea of the human soul?
I just double checked the lexicon entry for "soul" and my takeaway is that the only souls I've seen in real life are bot souls.
In my experience you can't separate a human from their body but it's pretty easy to load a bot back up from a save file or soul or whatever you want to call it.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 1 month ago
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Not just me then?
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 2 months ago
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 3 months ago
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 3 months ago
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Huh.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 3 months ago
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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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Why is he called Hawkeye if his vision isn't his superpower? He should be called Bullseye.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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Imagine eagerly awaiting your child's first word and they end up sounding like a Pokemon.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 6 months ago
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Absolutely fair questions, and as an American, some of them baffle me too.
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 7 months ago
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karenvideoeditor-blog · 8 months ago
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