#nudie cuties

[my-sacred-art]

Unidentified actress. From My Tale is Hot (1964), “A Nudie Cutie,” dir. Peter Perry, Jr.

[explicette]

[weirdlookindog]

The Nightmare at Elm Manor (1961)

[marypickfords]

Gentlemen Prefer Nature Girls (Doris Wishman, 1963)

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Betrayed (1955)

[bitter69uk]

Sixty years ago this month in the golden age of sleazy men’s magazines: b-movie ultra-vixen Mamie Van Doren graced the front cover of the September 1964 issue of Topper.

[lifewithaview]

The Bellboy and the Playgirls (1962)

The bellboy aspires to be a private eye and is reading a book to learn the trade. The 'suspicious' activities of women in the hotel give him a chance to practice his skills. Surprise! They are representatives of a lingerie manufacturer. To investigate further, he poses as a potential buyer, and the women take turns modeling their wares. This includes demonstrations of how easily the garments come off - making this a film destined for softcore movie palaces in the '60s.

*According to Wikipedia, “The film is a re-edited version of a German film of 1958 originally titled Mit Eva fing die Sünde an [The Sin Began with Eva]”, directed by Fritz Umgelter.  This jibes with Coppola’s own recollection, that he was hired to shoot supplemental material in the stereoscopic Optavision process to jazz up a “stupid German movie”.  And by all accounts, Mit Eva fing die Sünde an does indeed appear to be pretty ghastly in its stupidity.  But even still, one might be surprised to hear that Umgelter’s commandeered black & white footage (prominently featuring Karin Dor of later Topaz and You Only Live Twice fame) is still better directed than Coppola’s tossed-off color/3-D insert nonsense.

https://www.zekefilm.org/

[swampflix]

Repligator (1996)

-Brandon Ledet

[nudiepatooties]

Caturday Cuties in their Nudie Patooties! Nudiepatooties.com

[weirdlookindog]

June Palmer in The Nightmare at Elm Manor (1961)

[ronmerchant]

SPACE THING (1968)

"Visit the Planet of the Rapes!"

WTF?!? That kinda shit wouldn't fly nowadays!

There are no rapes in the actual film. It's pretty tame nudie cutie stuff.

[boringkate]

You've mentioned your enjoyment of vintage porn films. Any classic BDSM films you'd recommend?

You might need to clarify your definition of vintage and also porn.

I mean I grew up watching Kink dot com and The Fashionistas just like everyone else, but I don't think they qualify as vintage just yet lol. IMO vintage porn means 70s porn (to a lesser extent 80s and 90s too with 2000s internet porn being perpetually modern in the same way that people are still hesitant to call the PS2 or PS3 retro consoles despite their age) and I'm not super clued into what BDSM porn films were out there in the 70s.

I get the impression that there weren't many.

There were a bunch of like 60s/70s sexploitation roughies, but they're all like softcore. Barely pornographic by modern standards. Just nudie cutie films with some added fake slapping.

I've been meaning to watch The Image (1975). Which does seem pretty explicitly BDSM themed (and not just horny for abused women). I get the impression it's still also more of a "real" movie than a porno tho (I'm not expecting any cock or unsimulated cumshots etc). I could be mistaken.

The golden age of porn just overall seemed more open to bisexuality than bondage.

[thingsilikealex99a]

Space Ladies !!!

About the time Gabrielle Drake appeared in UFO, she was also doing some film work, including Connecting Rooms (which starred Bette Davis and Michael Redgrave in the waning days of their careers) playing the part of Jean, who just happened to have several nude scenes.

In 1972 she was in the British nudie-cutie film Au Pair Girls...

... along with several other young starlets who seemed to have trouble keeping their clothes on.

I didn't mind.

[bitter69uk]

“The movie is a bedroom farce about a writer (Tommy Noonan) and his wife (Jayne) who are on a cruise with their friends, a famous actor (Mickey Hargitay) and his wife (Marie “The Body” McDonald). Tommy and Jayne want to have a baby, and Jayne takes various concoctions cooked up by the ship’s doctor. Tommy, who believes he is sterile, also drinks potency potions. There is a bedroom mix-up, a female impersonator who does Tallulah Bankhead imitations and two short sequences of Jayne thrashing about in bed bra-less, having disturbing dreams. It was because of these sequences that the movie was only shown in “art” theatres. Jet Fore, who was publicist for the movie, had erotic posters of Jayne printed up with a lot of words about the first time ever au naturel for a major star. Each sequence lasts about thirty seconds and bears no relation to the rest of the film which is as clean as a troop of Girl Scouts … In Promises … Promises! Jayne, wearing wedgies and skin-tight pedal pushers, straddles an open door and rubs her calf suggestively up and down against it. One expects the door to moan. It was theatre of sex at its most laughable.”

/ Jayne Mansfield and the American Fifties by Martha Saxton, 1975 /

“It was at this point that Jayne made the most inexplicable, self-destructive move of her career, one that tipped her over from fading star to unemployable dirty joke. Actually, it was two moves: she agreed to star in the cheesy softcore porn film Promises … Promises! and to pose topless for Playboy … Why did Jayne agree to do nude scenes and in such a cheap film? She was not stupid or naïve when it came to show business – she had to have known no major studio would star her after this, and that family-friendly TV would be off-limits. But she had to work, even if she was a big nude fish in a small scummy pond.”

/ Jayne Mansfield: The Girl Couldn’t Help It by Eve Golden, 2021 /

Sixty-one years ago today (15 August 1963) in smut history: the notorious Jayne Mansfield nudie movie Promises … Promises! was released.

[ronnymerchant]

SEXTET (1964) aka ORGY OF REVENGE -1971 rerelease poster.

This is NOT a hard X! It's a 1964 nudie cutie. I bet some raincoaters were pissed!

[dylanisdazed]

What’s it honestly like to get so much sexual attention & attraction from the world around you? From the outside looking in all I see are upsides!

Well, I will preface it by saying that I believe many people get confused about my situation. I get a lot of comments about how it's hard to believe there are five attractive gay people in Alabama 🥵😂👀 Like, it's conservative and backward, but the state has 5 million people, and it's estimated to have 200,000 LGBTQI+, and I'm sure that number is actually a lot higher because a lot of people can't be open.

I wanted to get that out there first because those comments always make me confused and seem so ignorant. 😂

But also, I only talk about interesting moments or sexy moments. Sure, I do talk about some "normal" moments now about the kids but obviously, not everyone I meet thinks I'm cute or sexy, and not everyone I know is cute or sexy 😂 but..."Hey, doods, I saw several uglies at Wal-Mart today!" Isn't a very fun post. So if I do see a cutie like big booty jogger or Dawson or someone hits on me like that one professor or...Dawson...I talk about it.

It's sort of like the social media thing where people get fooled by Instagram pics and think someone's life is all beautiful and perfect and like it never is. I mean, I'm really happy and so, so happy with my current situation, but I know plenty, MORE than plenty of just regular folks, but why would I write a story or post about that?

To answer your question, though, LOL, it can be very nice to be hit on or found attractive but also annoying because people, especially on social media, think they have a right to you or say some really crazy stuff that one wouldn't say in person.

This was a jumbled piece of writing—sorry, I'm currently distracted by two dueling nudies LOL—but at the end of the day, try not to ever compare your life to anyone else's. I'm only 22, but it seems like many people need to hear that!

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