#number 1 homosexual loser <3

[concert-bflat]

I need to rant about Ivan guys guys I neeed to rant about Ivan (<--- keeps trying to write fics of him but Never finishes him) like God this man is so gay and so in love it genuinely hurts it Hurts and I am Injured by it and the imagrey is Sooo Good (and Yes this is probably me just parroting stuff Everyone has already said before but shut up it's my turn now!! (aka please I've been holding in these thoughts for Months now I must let them out of their cage before one of them Dies)) [Edit I am Not fucking proofreading this I spent 2 hours on it if there is a mistake you Imagined it </3]

Just like,

You can see it in the way he sees the stars in Till. His own hopes for freedom and the only real light in this world that he lost sight of in Till. He is the hope and wish for freedom that he has shut away and repressed and it makes him fall So Hard

Or how you only really see that red in his eyes (after. Almost Dying) when he's with or singing/thinking about how Till has Inspired him, like a fire has been lit inside him. A fire lit in the darkness. . hmm...

even at the end of the song, where he knows full well that he absolutely Crushed his opponent and also knows full well that Till is his next one. I'm sick. I'm so sick.

Or like. When he frees Till and everything is just Engulfed in that red now. How Till has that same fire in his eyes, he and Ivan are on the same page now. They see that same hope for freedom and they both share it. They're running towards the light (like the sky's lighter there, more on that in a sec), hell, the corners of the right side of the screen are literally tinted in LIGHT GREEN. Till's color. God dammit the whole scene is tinted in red and green. They are literally Complementary Colors. I'mmm soooooooo (God these scenes are soo pretty too I was genuinely Stunned when I first saw this)

DID YOU EVEN NOTICE I ONLY NOTICED NOW the Stars are fucking green. You can see it better in some of the Later Images but they are Literally Green because Ivan sees the stars in Till and uuuughsdfbshb

OR LIKE WHEN TILL TURNS BACK?? AND. And that red is no longer in his eyes and before The Realization hits Ivan his eyes are just Glowing with red. Because he was just Filled with that hope. Freedom was, potentially, Right There

Did you guys even notice in that like. 5 frames in the half-second animation of Till turning away he's totally engulfed in his shade of green. Like of Course. That's such a Till thing to do because of Course he's running back he never actually liked Ivan that way in the first place.

And also the lighting of the sky Flips. Because the light has always been with Till. And Ivan's left in the darkness. In the. Haha. Ha. Black Sorrow. Aha *sits down cries*

And Again with this mf's stupid eyes how they revert to just black because that hope's been stripped away again, how it's even reflected in his present self singing as he reminisces on it. Fucking. Ivan's Expression when Till runs away.T here's so fucking much like the irony. Like did he even see Till hesitate or did he just see him turn and run away.

Like the irony that the guy who's always breaking the rules and fighting and defying and clearly hating living in a world like this won't run away with him, who has always been passive and obeying the rules and just accepting captivity and has been repressing his desire for freedom is so Bitter and Awful but also he always Knew this would happen what the Hell was he thinking this was such a stupid idea like

this man gets No Breaks No Breaks Ever oh yeah btw they're facing off against each other in a literal Death Match. That they might've had a Chance of avoiding if they ran away. Ahah. Hh *sob*

Also this art brings me so much Joy as much as it hurts me on a visceral level like. Ivan Always has his eyes on Till but it goes from a fond smile. Like So Fond flat out lovestruck affectionate gaze because he loves this man and loves spending time with him to a grimace once they're on stage. How Till never really changes or really Has Changed, and that's why Ivan loves him as much as he is resentful towards him. How that's what brought them here, to the stage. How Ivan changed for Till and Because of Till but still Till is like a god damn immovable object with how he stubbornly sticks to his ways. There's such resentment but isn't he himself also stubborn for always sticking to Till anyways? Hell, he's singing all about him in Round 3 and loses control over his own emotions and expressions during it I'mmm Guhhh

Also the first image is titled Observation while the second one is titled Decision(? I think). Like mf What are you deciding. What happened Last Time you decided to do something I'm going to punt you into the next planet

Speaking of observing,

Just. How Ivan's Always Observing. I saw one person point out he's like a background character and it's like he sees himself as one too. He is a passive observer in his Own Life. How he watches all the other children in Anakt garden play. How his childhood leading him to Anakt Garden just kind of. Happens around him while he watches indifferently.

How he's always trailing behind Till. Or how he tends to just. Observe quietly and is portrayed as such.

Not to mention how he doesn't appear in the memories of Anyone else's rounds, not even Till's, even when he literally (temporarily) freed him from the city. He doesn't even appear At All in Luka's round even though we get a clear shot of Till getting his hopes and dreams shattered (though it Does parallel another shot of him from Round 2)

And then the One Times he tries to take action. Or start something. It gets rejected and he's resigned to just. Trailing behind again. Because of Course he'll always follow after Till. And of Course he's fucking bitter about it and bitter about himself because he Knew this would happen and Till is Always looking at someone else and that Never Changes but. He just thought for a moment that he could change something. Man.

Oh I forgot to talk about the competitions themselves huh? Wellll, (and I'll Attempt to keep it brief because I've been writing this post for Much too long but)

Till spends his first round singing completely devotedly to Mizi. Hell, his song wasn't even in the program, it's likely- no, almost definitely something he wrote entirely for her, and Ivan has no part in it, just watches bitterly as he passes out after his, er, stunt at the end

And continues to be passed out for almost the entirety of Ivan's song

Oh but he woke up for the emotional/musical climax at least, going over Ivan's most important memory of them together, that's cool at least right?! Surely Till felt something from that

Maybe they can talk something out, or at least acknowledge their relationship in Some way. Maybe Ivan could at least be seen by Till-

Aaand Till's Actual love interest Supposedly gets shot and now he probably thinks she's dead. His attention is turned to her once again, like it's always been from the start. He never really changes huh?

Better luck next time Ivan--

Just. This mf Never Wins and it makes me Laugh as much as it makes me So Sad

Gets hopes and dreams and future crushed by aliens (standard stuff). Sold off in an auction. Put in prestigious singing school and up to that point he hasn't really cared about Anything and has simply been going through the motions.

Meets boy that basically embodies the freedom and hope he used to have. Falls badly in love. Boy loves someone else. Tries to free him and give him the thing he'd surely want most. Rejected. Back to school you go loser.

Oh btw this school is to train you for a competition to the death. Btw you're facing off against that boy you love in the semi-finals of said death competition. And you might kill him or he'll kill you. Because you didn't run away when you had the chance.

Also he didn't sing or think about you at all during his round. In fact I'm pretty sure he wrote a whole ass song that wasn't even registered in the Alien Queue or whatever for someone else. Also he probably has hardly looked at you. Also he was unconscious for almost the entirety of your song. Except for the part where you lost control of your emotions.

Oh but that doesn't matter now because now he thinks the person He likes was just killed. So he's kiiinda gonna be distracted by that. And that might fuck up your round with him. Sorry man

This was Originally a rant about how much I love Black Sorrow's imagery and the portrayal of Ivan's love because this man clearly has Complex Emotions and then Kinda derailed into me just ranting about how many L's he's being handed before getting the executioner's blade. Uhhhhh oops. Congrats on sticking to the end though?

I just love Ivan very much. He is So Bitter and so Horribly In Love and looks up to and is inspired by Till So Much and I wish people explored him on a deeper level/more personally.

I wish I saw more deep looks at Ivan/Till, there's clearly Complicated Things going on there. Hell, we don't even know what Till's pov on the whole thing is aside from that One scene of him hesitating before running away from Ivan. As much as I love fluffy interpretations of them, I (did I mention that I'm an angst addict btw. Could You Tell) wish all their Complexities could be acknowledged. Like how Ivan Clearly puts Till on such a spotlight and it is Such a downfall for him through and through and he Kinda knows it but also What Else does he Have and he really looks up to him Sooo Much (just. Look at them in that official art of them in Anakt Garden !!!) and deep down just wants to run away from this horrible place and wants to run with Till, the Light of his life the fire in the darkness the fucking stars the universe his black sorrow just. Oh My God I need to end this post already I was supposed to be studying but spent those 2 hours Writing instead

But anyways yeah uuhhh long story short? This guy is a gay loser. He tries to look sooo cool and smooth but he is suuuch a gay lovestruck loser and his rose tinted glasses are so thick he can't see shit (I'm pretty sure I quoted that from something (but also no genuinely when I first got into alnst after just watching the first 3 rounds videos and saw Ivan in official art I was So Surprised like "Oh he's actually That kind of mf that tries to look Cool and Hot but is actually just Pathetic and Sad and Gay I thought he was Just Sad and Gay")) he's probably also touchstarved as hell idk and his love is doomed by the narrative (unless Hyuna saves his and Till's asses. Buuut we'll see </333)

Love ya Ivan keep taking L's <3333 mwah

[jasperakalucy]

hello, gamers, comrades, foes, freaks, losers, gay people, and cowboys,

welcome to the Best Answer Awards of the RTumblr Secret Santa 2022 Google Form!!!

no you don’t win anything and I’m not saying who said what. because this is my award show and I make the rules

Question 1: tumblr username: and the best answer is........... “jasperakalucy”! because I am based

Question 2: are you. interested in this: “no. i am just here to watch. do not give me a gift. i'm just filling out the quiz for fun” someone actually put this and i was so unbelieving that i forced them to join /hj

Question 3: how active are you on rtumblr/are you new (can pick multiple): “I did something of value once and never again. One day I will return and you will all regret forgetting me” mysterious! i love it!

Question 4: what kind of art can you do? (can pick multiple): “i can kill you over and over again in minecraft” that is an art and I’m so proud of you

Question 5: what do you plan on giving as your gift? (elaborate on above question): “Whatever the person desires. I cannot however: Make anybody fall in love, kill somebody, bring somebody back to life. I will most likely write or draw.” damn. poetic honorary mention: “The most important gift: friendship And a piece of carrot”

Question 6: do you have a c!self (can pick multiple): “girl help his face is my fucking pfp his look is straight up just 'onceler’” girl help indeed, why would you ever want to be like the onceler /hj

Question 7: if you answered yes then drop your c!self explanation (image upload at end): “It is literally just me as a rat with no roleplay or lore or anything, I hope this appeases the rumblr tumblrs (/pos)” the rumblr tumblrs joke is funny every time. i still think about the time i called RTgodot rumble tumble gumble

Question 8: what is. your gift prefernece (for your gifter to gift to you) (can pick multiple): a solid 50% of you told me i spelled prefernece wrong. i am still amused by this

9: what is your number 1 preference gift this one’s boring SKIP

10: elaborate on above (give as many details as you want. literally go buckwild) (this will be sent to your gifter): “I don’t have specific preferences I just think rt’s cool:) do whatever your heart commands of you, take artistic liberties, feel the rain on your skin” the person in number 5 and this one are the same brain and i love that for them honorary mentions: “[taps on microphone] magistrex” “Draw whatever you want. Just draw. Draw something. I would like a civet/dog. why isn't my four key working”

11: would you rather post all of this art or send it privately? BORING SKIP

12: STILL BORING

13: AAAAAAAAAA

14: questions comments concerns: “you people seem insane but that's okay, who *isnt* in the RT fandom. I'll draw anything exept from magical john in a maid outfit or a bunny costume. i hate that little freak of nature” the fact that your hatred of magical john came so quickly out of nowhere made me laugh. you’re right, he is a freak of nature honorary mention: “gay gay homosexual gay. can i call you jasper? or aka...i like aka. unless you don't like it.” yes you can call me aka that sounds rad as fuck

(also people were very nice to me in this question and i do appreciate that)

AND FINALLY THE FREE SPACE QUESTION

15: free space. copy and paste the bee movie for all i care: “i have a homophobic slur to say!” I have not stopped thinking about this since it happened. you sound so excited. you never said the slur. you just said you were going to, and then left it. why? i laughed out loud when i read this the first time. what the hell does it mean? is it the f slur? is it a fun new slur you made up? what the fuck! in my memory this had a “:D” next to it, and that’s how i read it in my head. I literally know your username. I’ve never talked to you. what is going on inside your head? i love you. you really have guts. in questions comments concerns you said “do it fart” and only now have i realized that was a question, and not a command, calling me a fart. thank you for giving me such joy and confusion. i will never forget this.

honorary mentions: two different copypastas that reference al-qaeda two different meows (“meow” and “nya”) two different people saying i should not encourage bee movie posting (cowards/lh) one “according to all known laws of aviation,” one secret code from the “schrodingers cat” who ended up dropping (“9 1/13 14/15/20 23/8/15 9 19/1/25 9 1/13”) some screams (“WAAHAHJHKKK EAWERRRRWW WWEEEEEE”) a funny joke (“[insert funny joke.mp4]”) and of course

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part 6 (HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PART 6????)

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Hey!! If you were tagged here, I’d like to tell you three things.

Number 1: OMFG YOU ARE SO AMAZING

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU FOLLOW ME

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

I DON’T KNOW HOW OFTEN SOME OF US INTERACT BUT HOLY CRAP

YOU ALL ARE JUST-

*chefs kiss*

i love you guys so much

Number 2: Holy crap there’s a lot of you. I have to make separate posts for my other followers. There’s that many of you. I don’t deserve y'all.

Number 3: i have way too much time on my hands lmao

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I don’t care if you guys don’t interact with me a whole lot. It still means the world to me that each and every one of you thinks I’m interesting enough to deserve a click of a button (that happens gives me happy chemical lol). You guys are so amazing T-T

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[cleaduvalls]

i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts

carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one

you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means

a double wig should be more obvious than that

we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid

nice hat

why did you kill the swan

is that paul rudd???????

how are jets ripping pages out of a book

heart shaped parachutes shouldn’t be working that well

why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep

i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point

why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know they’re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE

carmen you’re a frog

i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen

why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????

juni how do you do that

who puts a video screen in the front seat

hey look its floop. love that guy

they’re not picking on you for the bandages, it’s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me

did his mirror just.... zoom in?????

h*ck yeah beat him up greg

do all the other kids hate him too??????

dang that hurt

“chief” that’s so white

stupid kid. his dads a spy

that floop doll isn’t even close to accurate

hey look its floop again. love that dude

Big Willy Wonka Energy

oooh skipping numbers i see. love that

why do the subtitles have “mr. floop” as his name. its just floop, yall

“sometimes in order to think big you have to think small” pretty inspirational tbh

oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that

woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid

i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school 😔

this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office

hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude

yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home

these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck

why did you pull off your mustache to prove you’re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too

why did he put the mustache back ON

where did those boats come from

carmen says manual weird. man-yull

right, cuz adrenaline causes warts

“don’t touch anything” *immediately touches everything*

basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything

is that globe..... punched in???????

floop!!!!!!! love that dude

feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay

since when did carmen get keys to that

i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country

what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser

this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids

why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that

is the slide there when floop films his show????

HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude

theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas

thats a sick coat. best one in the movie

that was a good snap. nice acoustics

God what a power move. something thanos would say

listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research

fELIX NO

and hes gone. cool

did she kick the camera?????

haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy

why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????

he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read

is that supposed to be a question?????

FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip

theres no keyhole

i think juni can read. why are you spelling it

did you have the floop toys in your pocket????

OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID 

what do those things do?????

i can feel the pain from the fan blades

how did that break the chain????

why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf

that’s a thing, not a place

FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude

how are you slipping. shes holding YOU

YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS

how do people not notice the jetpack dudes

DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN

that’s a cute coat

why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that

HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!

ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay

why is mexico sepia tone

when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language

IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P

i wanna be on that merry-go-round

HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE

i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”

LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!

ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

minion looks like barry from friends

wait i lied this coat is better

we DO have uncles like that!!!!!

if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING

hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

glowsticks dont help you see like at all

the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot

they go ZOOM

THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!

great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane

WHATS A REGULATOR

oh its just a breathing thing

haha pee joke. funney

where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct

if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time

SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS

WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL

F L O O P  I S  G O D

love that dude

you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!

tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere

haha voice crack

no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times

why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy

use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating

!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!

he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude

YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE

haha you killed carmen

ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE

wheres belize

ok so apparently its a country by mexico

no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE

we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack

haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser

hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT

minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid

what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????

floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude

HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E

ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT

he says doppelganger beautifully

“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL

you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude

his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”

WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL

if its reversible why do you have it in later movies

carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology

THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E  T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!

nice censorship

HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!

wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack

oh look they have all died

oh. guess not :((

machete you better rip off your mustache

HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!

wow no shit ingrid

did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????

ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!

ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular

is that george clooney

well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show

[1001lobotomies]

Teenagers Beware

Summary: Eddie finds a teenage advice book at the library with a list on how to tell if your friend is a homosexual. He decides to follow the list to see if his crush on Richie might be reciprocated. Based on this tumblr post: https://littleturtle95.tumblr.com/post/187856491144/please-somebody-turn-this-into-a-fic-but-instead 

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Chapter 1: Don’t You Know These Books Are Crap? 

 Eddie had found the tattered advice book on a shelf at the back of the Derry Public Library that looked as though no one had touched it since the books were placed there 50 years ago. When he checked the library card, he found that A Guide to Teenage Life by William Marshall hadn’t been checked out since 1958. 

‘Not surprised,’ Eddie thought, knowing that most of the advice in the book was probably ridiculous or downright offensive by today’s standards. Curiosity got the better of the boy though, and he decided to take the book to the nearest table and thumb through it, for a laugh more than anything. Most of the contents of the book were what Eddie expected, chapters on etiquette and how to dress ‘properly’ for social events. However, when Eddie reached the chapter on relationships, one little blue advice box caught his eye: 

TEENAGERS: BEWARE OF THE “FRIEND” OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO: 

1. Is too “nice” to be true. 

2. Wants to spend time with you alone. 

3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed. 

4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart. 

5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters. 

6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body. 

THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY. 

 Initially, Eddie scoffed at the box and wrote it off as more ridiculous and frankly out of touch advice from this so-called “expert” on teen life, William Marshall. After all, Eddie had known he was gay for basically his whole life and didn’t need a book to tell him how a gay person supposedly behaved. But then, glancing back over the list, an idea came to Eddie. What if he could use the list to his own advantage? It was probably misguided and completely inaccurate, but what if the list was right? 

Eddie had long denied his crush on Richie Tozier, the bespectacled loudmouth of the Losers Club who had a propensity for your mom jokes – mainly at the expense of Myra Kaspbrak. Richie was straight – that much was obvious to Eddie from the endless jokes about sex and being the only non-virgin of the group – and Eddie didn’t want to ruin their friendship or make things weird for all of their friends by confessing his long-held feelings for Richie. But ever since senior year began, Eddie had noticed Richie getting closer to him than any of the other losers. Wrestling with him more than any of the other boys, slinging his arm around his shoulder at any given chance, always wanting to sit by him at the movies. A flash of Richie grabbing his cheeks and yelling “Cute, cute, cute!!” ran through Eddie’s head and left him blushing in the back corner of the library. 

Taking one more look at the list before slamming the book shut, Eddie had made up his mind. He was going to try it – try to go through the list one by one with Richie, though he was skeptical he’d make it past number three. At any rate, Eddie wanted to be sure of where he stood with Richie and maybe William’s ridiculous advice book could help him get some answers. He took the book to the circulation desk and asked to check it out, the librarian giving him a puzzled look that seemed to say Don’t you know these books are crap? but handing the book over anyway. Eddie would start with number one, is too “nice” to be true, the next day. 

Chapter 2: Is Too “Nice” To Be True 

Richie was a pain in the ass. Everyone knew it, and it’s what everyone loved the most about him. Whenever the Losers Club hung out everyone was prepared to get roasted by Richie and no one was better at throwing it back at him than Eddie. Eddie – or more specifically Eddie’s mom – had always been the main target of Richie’s ribbing and Eddie had quickly grown used to it. But when Richie’s ribbing had started to inch closer to flirting, Eddie was thrown off his normal track of shouting back “fuck off Rich” or “alright Trashmouth, keep it in your pants” at every quip. 

The gang was camped out in Bill’s basement, watching movies like they did every Friday night since freshman year. Ben and Bev were snuggled up in a much too small recliner, and Bill and Stan were tangled up on the couch next to Mike. Everyone was used to the couples of the group being attached at the hip, cuddling during movies or slipping away to the bathroom for a quick make out session if they got bored. Richie and Eddie usually sat together on the loveseat, Eddie occasionally throwing his legs up on the couch, feet resting on Richie’s thighs. They’d always been comfortable with closeness and not thought much of it; that was until Richie started in on Eddie halfway through The Breakfast Club. 

 “Hey Eds, if we were the breakfast club you’d definitely be Claire,” Richie giggling as he said so. 

“What the fuck Richie! I’m definitely Claire! We literally have the same hair!” Bev called back across the room. 

“Nah, Bev, you’re definitely Allison. Eddie here’s the cutest so he’s definitely Claire-worthy.” Eddie blushed as soon as the word ‘cutest’ slipped out of Richie’s mouth. 

“Shut up Richie, I’m not the cutest here, and Bev is definitely Claire. She could be Molly Ringwald’s twin.” Eddie shoved Richie’s arm, still not moving his legs off of Richie’s. 

“Whatever you say babe.” Richie said, pinching Eddie’s cheek and causing Eddie to push his hand away and blush even harder. 

“Alright guys, stop flirting we can’t even hear the movie,” Stan yelled at the two, glancing up at Bill and giving him an all too knowing look. 

“We’re not flirting!” Eddie insisted, looking at Richie to gauge his reaction to Stan’s comment. 

“Hey you might not be, but I definitely am. Who could resist flirting with a cutie like you Spaghetti Man?” Richie quipped, eliciting a groan from Eddie. 

“Don’t call me Spaghetti Man, Trashmouth.” Eddie always acted like hated Richie’s nicknames for him, despite the warm feeling they made rise in his chest. 

“Shut. UP!” erupted the whole group, trying to focus on the last few minutes of the movie. 

“Sorry.” Echoed Richie and Eddie. 

Trying to refocus on the movie, Eddie’s mind wandered back to the advice book sitting in his backpack. Too nice to be true… Richie wasn’t being nice… was he? Eddie thought, trying to convince himself he was thinking too much and the book couldn’t possibly be right. But he did call me cutie… Eddie spent the rest of the movie trying to think of the last time Richie had made a comment like that to any of the other losers and came up blank. 

“What do you guys wanna watch next?” Bev announced, snapping Eddie back to reality. 

“Ooh, ooh, Dirty Dancing!” Richie shouted, jumping up to grab the VHS off the shelf. “Eddie, let me pick you up like Patrick Swayze!” Richie yelped, running over to Eddie and trying to wedge his hand under Eddie’s arms. 

Eddie just stared at Richie, trying to figure out where any of this was coming from. Richie was always messing with the other losers but this was… weird. 

“Richie don’t you dare try to pick me up or I’ll kick you straight in the shins.” Eddie yelled, squeezing his arms to his sides so Richie couldn’t get access to lift him off the couch. 

“Come onnnn, why won’t you be my baby?” Richie whined, crossing his arms in dejection and pouting at Eddie. 

“Richie, you will drop me and I’ll break something and then we’ll all have to go to the hospital and ruin movie night.” Eddie knew Richie wouldn’t actually drop him, he was surprisingly strong for how much of a beanpole he was, but he knew he’d get too flustered if Richie actually lifted him up. 

“Damn Eds, no faith in your man?” Richie said, feigning being hurt and putting on his best puppy dog eyes. Eddie was having none of it. 

“You guys are r-r-ridiculous. Just p-put the movie on Richie. And don’t break anything in the process.” Bill grumbled, knowing that Richie would keep pushing the matter if no one stopped him. 

“Fine, I guess my romantic gestures will have to wait,” Richie said, shuffling over to the VCR and popping in the tape. 

Maybe he just wanted to lift me cause I’m the smallest one of the group… Eddie thought, insistent on finding an explanation other than the one he wanted so badly to be true. 

Richie and Eddie settled back into their position on the couch after the second movie of the night started playing, Richie leaning back on the couch with Eddie’s feet in his lap. Twenty minutes later, Eddie nearly jumped out of his skin when Richie started rubbing the feet resting in his lap. Feeling Eddie flinch, Richie backed off, glancing over to the smaller boy with a look as if to say just relax, I’m being nice. And he was being nice. Too nice. All night. 

Number one on the list was checked off in Eddie’s mind – a fact that made him both ecstatic and terrified, knowing he’d have to keep going down the list.

[xo-dailypier-blog]

[Post 1 of 3]

Wow! What a week. Summer Crush truly took the life of me, and the way some of these hook ups went, it took the life out of you too. 

Instead of giving everyone an entire rundown of the day-by-day events, I took it upon myself to collect the top ten moments that I felt really stood out to ME, The Daily Pier!

TEN.

I should probably start this countdown off with the Noah/Diana/Natasha triangle going on that none of them know that they are a part of. It’s the most heartwarming thing to happen during this event and I LOVE it! Ok, so just to catch you all up to speed, #SinCarter were married once upon a slay. They eloped when they were off being WAR CRIMINALS for the USA or whatever. So once Natasha began to explore her latent homosexuality that she had repressed all these years the two came to the mutual agreement to just divorce. (Also, her sister was dealing with like, a meth addiction, or something, so that probably didn’t help the relationship). So fast forward 10 years and here they are in the same town with TONS of baggage, and unfinished business.

BUT WAIT a new challenger approaches in Diana Taylor. Noah and Diana have been getting pretty close these past view months. Some people have even said that he’s the rebound to that Daniel guy she was dating. I mean, after MONTHS of heavy petting and will they/won’t they, after their Summer Crush date, rumor has it that the two went back to Noah’s place and … well … *fellatio noises*. Obvs this can’t get out because Diana is in the public eye, so don’t tell anyone.

With a new woman in his life, and the old one present with a lot of shit to work out with him, this new season of the Aryan Chronicles looks promising!

As for who I ship? Well, I want to say #SinCarter because the mutual feelings of their past came back full force during this event. And I still ship Olivia/Diana and Diana/Wes. Neither of which will happen because 1.)Diana and Olivia are “”””””straight”””””””” and 2.)Ever since Diana RANDOMLY left New York she’s been keeping everyone at arms length, especially Wes. Who has too much love to give, and doesn’t deserve that. Who’s to say she won’t do the same to Noah?

I’m watching you Diana (if that is your real name).

NINE.

Q: Rexless_Fan asked “Victor and June hooked up in a fantasy suite and they're roommates so now it's awkward and scandy cuz they haven't told their third roommate at all!”

A: IM SORRY, WHAT BITCH??!!

SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT DURING THEIR MOVIE NIGHT THE POPCORN WASNT ALL THAT WAS POPPIN, BUT HER PUSSY WAS ALSO?!!!!! I KNEW THAT JUNE WAS SECRETLY A BAD GIRL UNDERNEATH IT ALL. SHE PRETENDS THAT SHE ALL PURE AND INNOCENT AND JUST LIKE SIT IN A FUCKING CORNER WITH HER FUCKING BUGS AND FLOWERS OR WHATEVER BUT ANYBODY WHO FUCKS A BACK UP SINGER FOR A MARGINALLY SUCCESSFUL BAND CLEARLY LIVES ON THE FUCKING EDGE!!

I HEARD THE NEWS THAT JUNE, THE DOLL BABY, ARMSTRONG GOT THAT #DIC BUT I DIDN’T BELIEVE IT AND IF WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE SHE IS INDEED A SCREAMER!!!!!!

COMING IN AT NUMBER NINE IS JUNE, WHO HAD YOU ALL FOOLED INTO THINKING SHE WAS A INNOCENT ANGEL BABY. WEVE DECIDED TO STAN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

EIGHT.

Coming in at number eight is Phobe “Pharrah Abraham” Cole. It’s true, she was on top of things in more ways than one. But who am i to judge? I actually think it’s progressive, and super inspiring. I mean, ok, take this with a grain of salt, Im not really trying to lie but ... Phobe? Phobe has Genital Herpes. It’s been two weeks since a flair up (according to sources close to her) and I think it’s really brave of her to disclose her status with the MYRIAD of men she ENGAGED with during the week. It just goes to show that it CAN be done! I mean, you did tell them ... right Phobe? Moving on! I will say that while did used to ship Jack/Phobe during the night they hooked up but since Jack allegedly only lasted about 4 minutes it makes me wonder about a future with the two. So many girls who have been with him have written in and told me sex with him is ABYSMAL! He spends the entire time looking in the mirror or taking selfies that he refuses to be focused on the matter at hand. Of course this is all a rumor, but would you really put it past our neighborhood beauty queen? But I guess this isn’t about Jack, and his short comings. Anyways...

SEVEN.

Q: SharkThot asked “Hey DP I just want to start off by saying that I love your site, I’ve been a loyal viewer for years! And I hope Myles Bennett sees this because I love him even more! I don’t care what you say about him DP, Myles is my bae and would never do anyone wrong! Ugh, He makes me (Shark)Weak! I did see him earlier last week getting BULLIED by that Stark Bitch. What was that about?”

A: Aww, SharkThot,

I assume you mean Heidi Stark, the elusive chanteuse. Her arrival has caused quite the controversy, considering she materialized out of no where. I guess this particular countdown entry will have more to do with her than the actual question. But for those of you who don’t know, Heidi Stark is Julian’s slightly more attractive sister. Her strong presence is quite intimidating, but according to a lot of sources ... She’s a complete fraud. She speaks in an Australian accent, but some say she’s from, like, Missouri and only picked up an accent for #clout. Her “designer” clothes? Ross (Dress for Less). And she apparently was spotted raiding a bunch of Payless Shoe Stores for the cheapest prices prior to their shutdown, where she then proceeded to paint the bottom of all the shoes she got red. Oh! And the degree she got from that fashion school on New York? FORGED! She totally went to Devry. I mean, it’s nothing wrong with that, but omg, just be honest girl. Anyways, back to the point. The #BabySharks (Myles’ fandom name) were INCENSED when they saw Fraudi CORNERING Myles at the speed dating event. According to by standers she was totally waving her finger in HIS FACE, SHOVING HIM repeatedly before pouring the ENTIRE CONTENTS of her martini onto his FACE! You would think that since he works in the ocean (and is used to having liquids on his face (Golden Showers ... other bodily fluids) ), Myles would have been unbothered by her VICIOUS ATTACK, but it was said that he left CRYING. Poor Guy. (Lol sike i don’t give a fck).

SIX.

Q: Loganista asked “How could you possibly still be loyal to “King Jason” when all he cares about is that CUNT Alex. You know I saw them going into one of those FUCK SUITE when just 2 days ago they hated each others guts. They make me sick. Do you think it’s time to move on DP?”

A: Hey Loganista,

Ugh, same! You know, Logan Lancaster, and BernBern<3 are right there looking all sexy and things of that nature, hmm, so who knows .. perhaps I could move on one of these days. But not now. But speaking of LongDick Lancaster and the #Jalex reunion you mentioned, the #Lolex and #Jalina dates were less than eventful. The two spent the entire time thinking of the other instead of getting to know the people I set them up with. It makes me feel really bad for LDLogan because he is truly such a nice guy but everyone he gets involved with, is using him. Leah totes just uses him as a dick call, and Alex is always using him as a rebound. When she was on the date with Logan all she could talk about was Jason, Jason, Jason. I heard she told Logan that if it were “6 months ago” (when she wasn’t involved with Jason) she would totally be on all fours for him. Which is bullshit, because she totally FUCKED Logan like, two weeks ago when she was mad at Jason. So what’s the truth Alex?

Thank God Alegenda came out of this unscathed. I wouldn’t want a QUEEN like her with court jester Jason. Sadly, she won’t be able to be with Devin like I wanted, since he had sex with Phobe and … well…

FIVE.

Speaking of Jason, another Sorrentino is on the list of topics for tonight. Brooklyn Sorrentino! Ok, so for those of you who don’t know. Brooklyn was seen crying after an encounter with her ex, Grayson Fox. As I’ve said before, they were engaged to being MARRIED, but out of no where, he left her.  So. naturally I did a little more research on she and her GrayBae Fox and what I found blew my wig right the fuck off. Ok, so it is alleged that (Actual) Daddy Sorrentino (that’s Jason/Brooklyn’s dad) PAID HIM OFF because he had no plans of a complete and total LOSER like Grayson dating, and MARRYING, his daughter. So after receiving this unknown amount of money, Grayson left Brooklyn a note saying his Goodbyes. And now … all the have is memories.

OF COURSE I don’t believe this shit! I still think the bitch's pussy stinks, so he didn’t want to wake up to that every frickin’ day of his life. And besides, it’s been how many years? Wouldn’t he have just told her what’s up at this point? Instead of moving into the same town as her, and acting like NOTHING is wrong? And then proceeding to FLIRT with the LIKES OF DAKOTA SONG? Yes! The two were seen getting pretty cozy, locking fingers, playing footsies, and exchanging hair-care regimes during Summer Crush. Poor Brooklyn, first she got beat up by Phobe and THEN we find out she lost her man. What a loser.

FOUR.

Q: AshersBabyMomma asked “STOP making fun of Asher! It’s so mean!!!!!!!! Asher is really trying his best to get by and all you do is pick on him! Us #Ashies will boycott your blog if you do not stop!”

A: Well, you’re in luck because coming in at number __ is Asher himself! 

And you’re right AshersBabyMomma, Asher has surprisingly been on his best behavior recently. Either that, or you demons have managed to make him look like an angel. Honestly? I think I’m actually going to start being nice to Asher. No more calling him things like “Crackhead Asher”, Ashy Lip Asher, Ashy Asher, and more things Of That Nature. He’s really gotten his act together and I’m so proud of him, and even more apologetic for the way I’ve treated him. 

A moment of silence for the old me that used to make fun of him…

…

…Anyways, Asher is an Escort now (as I said before). He totes is fucking [redacted] in exchange for money and drugs (CRACK not included). In FACT, it is alleged that he offered his services to Alec Clarke. Again, this could all be made up, but they were spotted disappearing into a hotel together where they stayed until the sun came up. (#Romantic) Now girl MIND YOU, Alec is Adam’s roomie, and multiple sources have claimed that he is secretly in LOVE with him! Which is a LIE! If Alec IS a MLM then he has WAY better standards than a Tax Evasionista. And I’m sure Asher has better standards than Alec… well … *Hot Dog on a Stick Flashbacks*..

Nevermind.

THREE.

Q: Emrestoplip asked “Ugh but the Yavuz family are all HOT and not problematic unless ur holding out on us DP”

A: Well I must admit they ARE all hot but sadly they are just as problematic as the rest. 

Specifically that Kessa girl. Her Lifetime Original Movie of a life has completely ruined the dynamic of her family. It’s made both Emre and Leyla (her siblings) RESENT her more than they care to admit and thing are sups awkward between all of them. It’s really sad. Funny that this is the entry right after an Adam mention because coming in at number four are both Adam and Kessa. The two were paired for a date and things got Out of Control.

It really has placed Adam on my heart throb list because little did I FUCKING know that Adam knew how to THROW IT DOWN in the bedroom. The two were caught on camera BANGING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER, FOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK. Here I thought Adam was the only sane Aldridge, but it was all a SHAM. HES THE WORST OFFENDER!!!!

NOT ONLY is he a BEAST in the SHEETS, he was spotted EATING KESSA OUT on the SIDE of a BUILDING!!! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING! and to make matters worse, Kessa then left him and got eaten out by, one, Marley Callahan. I SERIOUSLY HOPE EVERYONE GOT TESTED AFTER THIS WEEK because you guys are OUT of your MCFREAKIN MINDS.

I guess you can catch Kessa in first AND second service on Sunday now that she got the most sanctified, purified, holyfied COCK of her life. Amen!

TWO.

Q: MackenziesStolenBrushes asked “Any updates on #JaiMac?”

A: This is a great way to almost end this countdown.

For those of you who don’t know Jamie and Cunty Westwood have decided to amend their troubles and get back together. (Yes, the paintbrushes (that Jamie hid) are back in Cunty’s easel, or whateverthefuck.) This might not be the sensational drama that you were expecting to see at the end of this list but I think it’s a great closer. Jamie and Mac are a shining example of a healthy relationship, and I’ve decided they should ALMOST close out the show.

I do wonder if Jamie found out about the times Mac engaged in MULTIPLE hardcore sexual acts with the #DemonDick himself, Julian Stark. They only ended their fling like two days before #JaiMac got back together, so I’m sure they did? Omg not to gossip, BUT, ok,  I don’t know how to say this politely, but ... there was ass eating involved (on Mac’s end … obviously… I mean, look at him...), and a lot of “I love you’s” were shared between the two. Not to mention cuddling. Late night phone calls, texts, and omg I'm pretty sure they were almost a couple.

Anyways, this might have happened before the event, but to see these two going into PRIDE MONTH a happy couple really is iconic and I thank them for deciding to work things out. Love you two! Kisses!

xx

So I’m sure, you’re wondering who Number 1 is ... 

find out tommorrow.

xo, DP.

[roidespd-blog]

Chapter Three : THE DESOLATION OF THE GRINDR USER

« Grindr is a sociopath nest », Anonymous 

Grindr was launched on March 25, 2009. About a month or so earlier, I lost my virginity to the sweetest guy you could imagine. I met him on what we could consider one of Grindr’s ancestors, Gaypax— I still have that account, out of nostalgia. The design is so ugly I wonder now how I did spend so much time on it (we weren’t picky back then…) So Grindr was born at the exact time my sexual and romantic life was unfolding. It means that, except for the few years I’ve spent frenetically masturbating to La Redoute’s underwear catalogues and downloading dirty pictures of Brad Pitt naked with a very slow wifi, I’ve always been accustomed to gay apps.

Recently, the new and improved french magazine Tétu published an article called « Faut-il brûler Grindr?». Though not as detailed as I was hoping it would be, it did not changed my general opinion about the dating app paradigm. 

FLASHBACK France, 1971. A young gay man living in a beautiful city called Paris. Mike Brant just released his first major hit, Rock’N’Roll is slowly dying and Les Bidasses en Folie is this year’s biggest success at the box office. Unfortunately for him, the Gay Rights Movement is just at its infancy, homosexuality is still considered a mental illness and sodomy is punishable by law. So he shut his mouth and do his dirty business privately. he spends time around Place de Clichy and finds very discreet bars that can welcome him without too much judgement. He takes long walks toward the Tuileries bushes and sucks a stranger’s dong without any verbal exchange. He ends up marrying that fine young Marie, daughter of a friend of his dad, makes a couple of kids and from time to time, goes back to those places, shameful of himself.

That was the life of a gay man in France. If he didn’t get killed along the way. CUT TO 2009. Grindr is the first official gay dating app launched around the world. In France, the ban on sodomy disappeared in 1981 and since 1992, you are no longer considered a crazy person for being attracted to a person of the same sex (well, not from an official medical point, anyway). The app came to fruition through a simple question asked by its creator, Joel Simkhai : « WHO ELSE IS GAY AROUND HERE? ».

By 2012, 4 million people were using the App. 27 million as of 2017. Tinder followed in 2012 — you are welcome, straight people. Then SCRUFF, GAYROMEO, HORNET, BLUED, … What is wrong, then ? You damn well know something is wrong.

SMARTPHONE, 21st CENTURY’S NEW BACKROOM

If you go to a bar, you have to talk to the bartender, exchange a least a fews words with strangers, even dance as your look around and are being seen by others in the flesh. If you go to a gaybar, the same thing happens. If you go to a gaybar then the gaybar’s backroomn, rules change.

As the dating apps was closing in on worldwide domination, it became clear that the natural human kindness and respect would ultimately have no effect on the way people would communicate with one another on Grindr. I’ve been working in a bookstore for the past four years, you see. I expect a “hello”, “goodbye” and a smile during any interactions with clients — from them and myself. So there’s nothing more annoying that someone coming up to you, barking what they want to and leaving without any civility whatsoever. The Grindr equivalent would be Step 1 : A DICK PICK (or ass pick. I once had a fisting commemorative photo sent to me) straight up. Step 2 : A terribly convenient “cc sava tu ch?” or a “cho?” Step 3A : If you are polite enough to answer something, a conclusive “tu reçoi” or “tu bouge” Step 3B : you did not answer a singe word and the guy either sends you a “????” or insults the shit out of you. I sometimes do not answer impolite clients at work. Guess what ? Bitches say hello if you stare down at them long enough. On the internet, never gonna happen.

I remember the first couple of times I went on Grindr. I tried to answer everyone, even a “no, thank you”. There was always some “Hello”s, “How are you?”s, a few “My name is”s. But as the years went by, gay men (as I mostly talk to gay or bisexual cis men on these apps, I can only give my opinion on that category of people) adopted a series of unofficial rules to talk to each other.

1. If we are on this app, we are ready to fuck. 2. We do not have time for small talk. 3. We do not need your name, but dick size and multiple nudes are welcome. A picture is worth a thousand blablablahs. 4. We need to be very precise about what we want, so as not to waste our precious time. 5. Seriously, give us a full diagnosis of your body shape through pics, boy. 6. Chems ? 9. There are no rule 7 & 8, because 6 & 9. Now, turn around.

There are also lots of personal rules users seem keen on sharing them publicly as to implement unofficial rule number 4.

NO FEMS, NO BLACKS, NO ASIANS

“Pretty chill guy here. Very open minded and friendly. I love men from different cultures. Just no Asians. Asians leave me alone. I’m not racist” “Don’t message me. I’ll message you :). No Blacks Asians or fems. Love it when fats call themselves masc. hahahaha.” “Tell me if top/btm. Don’t really believe in “vers”. […] Attracted to Latin & White (trying to sound PC)” “Chill masc sane… just described nobody on here… Over 35, Asian or fem = block.. haha” “99% of you are losers. I’m the top 1%. So prove yourself first” The last one was written by a white male, by the way. They all were.

In our modern society, we’re not fools enough to believe that racism disappeared and everyone is accepting of others. Just look at the whole series of events called “while Black” where white people called cops on black folks for getting out of their airbnbs, talking in a Starbucks without ordering or falling asleep in a communal room at college. Nevertheless, you don’t see parades of racists proudly marching with “NO BLACKS” signs on the streets — you see another type of marches, yes. Free speech and stuff, sure. So why has it become acceptable in people’s minds to shade light on their racism in their profiles, barely hiding behind the “sexual preference” bullshit excuse ?

In an article dated September 2018 called “Why is it OK for online dates to block whole ethnic groups?” (2), the Observer related the appalling anecdote of an elderly white man who responded to a Grindr user of asian descent : “Asian, ew gross”.

I myself was told that I was too fat, too small, too twinkish, then not enough of those, or too white (but so we’re clear : RESERVE RACISM IS NOT A THING. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING!).

Racism also works with the beliefs that if you look or act a certain way, you obviously are what someone’s fantasy is. You are a black man so I assume that my hole will expand by ten once you’re inside me. You a blond light weight with feminine traits. You’re a submissive bottom and a real whore.

The world works on assumptions (ex : the myth of the BIG BLACK DICK or the for-sure global instinct that Tom Hanks would never have to face any #MeToo accusations) and apps follow that same path but without any policing. The absence of ramifications from someone’s actions further implement a feeling of unapologetic mindfulness — the same way being in a dark backroom with strangers you can’t see does not seem to add any consequences to what you’ll do next.

Recently, Grindr tried to course correct its past errors by creating “Kindr” (3). Was it a new app that would prevent people from actively using hate speech ? WELL WHY DON’T YOU PREVENT IT ON GRINDR THEN ? Was it a new platform to exchange ideas and experiences so that we can find another way to communicate together ?

Here’s how they introduce Kindr on their official site : At Grindr, we’re into diversity (MONEY), inclusion, and users who treat each other with respect. We’re not into racism, bullying, or other forms of toxic behavior (YOU ARE THE TOXIC BEHAVIOR). These are our preferences, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to better reflect them. Same app. New rules (DID YOU THOUGH?) Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Their type. Their tastes. But nobody is entitled to tear someone else down because of their race, size, gender, HIV status, age, or — quite simply — being who they are. (AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT PUT YOUR BUSINESS IN A RISKY POSITION) Join us in building a kinder Grindr. (DO YOUR OWN DAMN WORK). Express yourself, but not at the expense of someone else (OR US). Report discrimination when you see it (LIKE WITH THE JEWS BACK THEN. ALSO, WE THE USERS, ALREADY DID THAT). Use your voice and share your story to call out prejudice and spark change. Together, we can amplify the conversation and take steps towards a kinder, more respectful community (SEE, WE AT GRINDR ARE WOKE).

There you have it. A marketing scam to ease the pain of millions of users whose relationships and self esteem were affected by Grindr’s lack of interest in their consumers. How many years did it take for a simple statement from the CEO ? What’s actually concrete about these actions ?

in the community guide lines, it is stated that they “will remove any discriminatory statements displayed on profiles. […] Profile language that is used to openly discriminate against other users’ traits and characteristics will not be tolerated and will be subject to review by our moderation team”. FINE. So, if someone says “no short fat asians”, theoretically it would be removed from the profile. But if it says “more into vanilla and spice than chocolate and rice. So hit me up if this is you” (an actual Grindr profile, by the way), what can a Grindr moderator do about it ? The racism is still there. Are we to believe that EVERY single profile is being reviewed in detail ?

#deletegrindr was a popular hashtag over a year ago. I’m not on twitter and I still heard about it. Was it a cultural shift in the way gay people wanted to treat other gay people ? Were we on the verge of a revolution ? Nop. Grindr released data informations of thousands and thousands of profiles about HIV status (something that you can put on your Grindr profile) to third party companies. Since then, Grindr released the Kindr initiative and rewrote its policies.

I’m not against dating apps. I think it was a wonderful tool back in the day to extend one’s horizon, explore and experiment with love, sex and adventures. It no longer works that way. I didn’t even talk about the spreading of drug using through profile description and the real danger of stimulants in someone’s sex life.

#deletegrindr should come back and this time, it has to work. Silicon Valley, go make an app from scratch. One that would implement actual kindness to the machine, not based on popularity. Think of what people need, not what they want. People are shitheads. I’m a shithead. What I want is never good for me.

And YOU. You, little queer boy reading this. Don’t go on Grindr before going to bed to check the hotties in your area. Forget about that 6'2 monster cock Swedish god that lives nearby and offered you a quick hump for the ride. Ask him for a drink, put down your phone, get to know him a little and then fuck his brains out. You’re still gonna fuck but you’ll find humanity where there was once none.

That’s my preaching for the night. I gave up long ago on apps. I delete them all and stay away for months. Then, I feel lonely and get back to one or two. I met this new guy that way (4).The nice thing about it was that we did not talk dick sizes, favorite positions or any sexual desires until way after we actually met (and we’re talking two full weeks of messages). I’m not on any dating apps now.

(1) https://tetu.com (2) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/29/wltm-colour-blind-dating-app-racial-discrimination-grindr-tinder-algorithm-racism (3) https://www.kindr.grindr.com (4) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Miller

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BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: edward michael kaspbrak

NICKNAME(S): eddie, eds, spaghetti head, eddie spaghetti, spagheds, etc. by the losers/party. also wheezy, “sissy little queer boy,” and uh a bunch of other… more aggressive things by non–partylosers according to the book thanks a lot steve (king, not harrington)

AGE: eighteen

DATE OF BIRTH: september 3, 1976

HOMETOWN: derry, maine

CURRENT LOCATION: derry, maine

ETHNICITY: he white

NATIONALITY: americano

GENDER: cis male

PRONOUNS: he/him/his

ORIENTATION: het thanks!!!!! just kidding he’s a homoromantic homosexual

RELIGION: a good christian boiy. he was raised methodist. what is he really? who knows. fighting a giant clown monster demon thing makes you really question a lot about religion and he’s not willing to go too deep into it

POLITICAL AFFILIATION: left-leaning, but very moderately so, mostly influenced by his friends and also by the fact that maine has been a blue state pretty much for the entire time he’s been old enough to think about these things. his mom’s a democrat solely because she lives off the welfare system ( and because she finds bill clinton incredibly charming and charismatic ); otherwise she’d definitely be a republican

OCCUPATION: student, a sad small gay

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: he lives with his momma in a very toxic environment also his mom is lowkey a hoarder it’s not so bad that he’s embarrassed to invite people over but like she’s a hoarder

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english and…. english

ACCENT: um idk a maine accent

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: timothée chalamet

HAIR COLOUR: dark brown

EYE COLOUR: hazel—sometimes more green, sometimes more brown, sometimes more weirdly gold-ish; depends on the day and lighting

HEIGHT: five feet, eight inches.

WEIGHT: one-hundred twenty-two pounds.

BUILD: skinny af and long-limbed ( for his stature ). not crazy short anymore, but still below average height

TATTOOS: LMAO

PIERCINGS: y’all. pls

CLOTHING STYLE: from my head canons, bc i’m too lazy to rewrite it: eddie often looks like he’s stepped out of the pages of a ralph lauren catalogue not because he is stylish or fashionable at all—he isn’t—but because he wears a lot of polos and shorts, though he doesn’t fill them out nearly as well as the ralph lauren models do. Especially pastel polos. he also frequently wears your good ol’ graphic tee and jeans combo, because you can’t go wrong there, right?

USUAL EXPRESSION: concerned tbh

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: slightly doe-eyed, extremely doe-bodied, a preppy haircut, an inhaler in hand, and also he’s probably getting squeaky-voiced about something and/or visibly shaking. like a chihuahua.

HEALTH

PHYSICAL AILMENTS: technically? none

NEUROLOGICAL CONDITIONS: LORDY okay so the number one most important one is munchausen syndrome and hypochondria courtesy of being the proxy of his mom’s munchausen by proxy; severe anxiety (including generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, and social anxiety disorder); clinical depression; and, finally, i believe the medical term for it is “FOMO"

ALLERGIES: supposedly pollen, animal dander, insect bites/stings, dust, latex, mold, wool, and, like, a bunch of other shit. he does actually have some allergies, especially to pollen/animal dander/dust, that aren’t super severe and therefore don’t necessarily present typical allergy symptoms and contribute to his constant feelings of general illness and malaise that heighten the aforementioned hypochondria. he also is actually allergic to latex. womp womp

SLEEPING HABITS: not the best but not the worst—eddie falls asleep early enough and wakes early enough, especially when left to his own devices, but he’ll often stay up later just to be in the group chat because of the aforementioned FOMO and also because richie will usually show up at his house and they’ll just talk for a while. but even then tbh he has a hard time staying up later than like 1 or 2, and even on the weekends he’ll wake up pretty early. so……… all this adds up to having ambitions of getting a good amount of sleep, not getting Terrible amounts of sleep, but also not getting Enough sleep.

EATING HABITS: you would think he would have some special diet and maybe in 2018 he would be raised eating nothing but kale and granola and gluten free shit but bitch it’s 1994 eddie eats hella processed foods

EXERCISE HABITS: that’s cute idk he gets exercise from running from bullies and riding his bike w his friends although they don’t do that as much anymore now that people have cars

EMOTIONAL STABILITY: 1 probably eddie is always on the verge of a nervous breakdown. in actuality he’s probably around a 7, which is much higher than you might think; as much as he is indeed constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown, he’s done a pretty good job of pushing down literally everything into a well so deep that most people, including himself, can’t really tell what’s wrong or what’s going on, and it’s been that way for a long, long time. or anyway, repression is the only version of emotional stability he’s learned to manage and maintain, which probably doesn’t actually count as very stable, so who knows, maybe he’s a 3.

SOCIABILITY: not as introverted as one might think; he’s definitely an introvert and needs some time alone to recharge, but in general, he prefers being around his friends to not being around them and will go out of his way to be with the people he’s closest to

BODY TEMPERATURE: runs cold, typically, which also means he gets cold easily, which sucks when you live in fucking maine

ADDICTIONS: none

DRUG USE: a seasoned pill popper of all kinds of vitamins and various placebos. he’s also on like 35 different mental health related medications. i know this isn’t what you were looking for but this is eddie kaspbrak

ALCOHOL USE: fam, come on

PERSONALITY

LABEL: “the little nervous one,” according to me upon my first watch of IT (2017); the crepehanger

POSITIVE TRAITS: loyal, feisty, energetic, brave

NEGATIVE TRAITS: defeatist, anxious, rambling, hypocritical

GOALS/DESIRES: to overcome his biggest fears, mainly—which means to be able to leave derry ( and his mother ) behind; to accept that he is not some sickly boy in need of protecting; to feel comfortable in his own skin.

FEARS: disease, death, abandonment, intense feelings of any kind honestly, his sexuality, exposure of said sexuality, change, his mom, disappointing his mom, independence, failure

HOBBIES: comics, movies, spending fucking HOURS reading medical websites and learning that all roads lead to cancer, hanging out with The Gang™, annoying his friends, lecturing his friends, sneaking out of his house, super mario bros, is candy a hobby? it is now, not dungeons and dragons ‘cause he’s not a fuckin nerd

HABITS: nail biting, compulsive timekeeping, pencil chewing tbh but only at Home, ice chewing also…..it’s super bad for your teeth but man does he love it……., assuming death lurks around every corner and shouting at everyone else about it

FAVOURITES

WEATHER: he likes a sunny day in weather that is slightly crisp, like late september, bc he has seasonal allergies

COLOUR: blu. particularly a good royal blue. sometimes sky blue if he’s feeling festive

MUSIC: pop music mostly…………. he loves a diva. he is a Loud whitney houston stan but he keeps his madonna love much closer to the vest

MOVIES: comedies definitely. he doesn’t care much for movies that are like, cinematically renowned and artsy or whatever. he’s here for something stupid that’ll make him laugh. he really likes dumb and dumber, embarrassingly enough. he also loves bill & ted. it’s his favorite movie. good ol wholesome fun, there.

SPORT: tennis obviously

BEVERAGE: an arnold palmer he’s really wildin out here

FOOD: honestly? a fuckin ice cream sundae

ANIMAL: penguins they’re gay and they mate for life

FAMILY

FATHER: frank kaspbrak. he died of cancer when eddie was a wee bab ( he was five so not actually a wee bab, but wee enough )

MOTHER: sonia kaspbrak, a devil woman

SIBLING(S): none

PET(S): he had a goldfish named arnold once that’s it

FAMILY’S FINANCIAL STATUS: lower middle class. his mom doesn’t work and lives solely off disability checks and the like, but they never seem to be for lack of money for eddie’s extensive medical care or, like, food or shelter.

EXTRA

ZODIAC SIGN: virgo binch

MBTI: ISFJ ( the defender )

ENNEAGRAM: type 6 ( the loyalist ), but actually he’s a type 6 with a type 5 wing that’s almost balanced, which, hilariously, is also called the defender

TEMPERAMENT: melancholic

HOGWARTS HOUSE: GRYFFINDOR FIGHT ME

MORAL ALIGNMENT: lawful good

PRIMARY VICE: envy

PRIMARY VIRTUE: charity

ELEMENT: earth

[extinctwen]

real reason about why wenheqian be discriminated,expose truth sex psychology of majority people,wenheqian seek help letter before dead

minority person wenheqian seek help and admit defeat and implore 1,The theoretical foundation of this letter, Axiom1, speech can describe false facts, called lies, and the speech of violent winner represent correct. Axiom2,majority people are hypocritical gays and lesbians,their sexdesire both equivalent to use the kindness of same sex to maltreatment kill the same sex,and ignore consequences, their speech is ask for kindness from same sex. gay men sympathize and enshield each other, lesbians cooperate with gay to reproduce,so lesbian also shield gay men. Axiom3, gay men try to use lies cover up their sexdesire which is intentionally hurt others. My sexual psychology can expose the true thinkings of gay men, so I will be slaughtered and extinct. Axiom4,a person who intentionally hurt others can expand the proportion of his gene, they can unite to resist the revenge,this is evolutionary advantage,call Destructive Solidarity. in the history,hypocritical lesbians and gays unite to slaughter and depopulate my kind man. 2,warlord parliamentary republic system,Anyone is allowed to form an army freely. Each army sends delegate to form parliament to make decisions. The weak obey the strong. 3,Morita therapy can alleviate brain injury, it is not to get rid of mental illness, try to live a normal life with mental desease. Axiom, brain injury and schizophrenia are equivalent. Theorem, trying to get rid of an inextricable mental illness can fall into an endless logical cycle,more bad. 4,medical knowledge, medicine for the treatment of human demodex, external use is sodium dodecylbenzene sulfonate, o-phenyldimethyldibutyl ester, internal use is metronidazole, ivermectin.Mad cow disease is protein virus causes brain damage, spread by food, easy to produce this disease beef.I rely on indomitable survive willing and Morita therapy to fight mad cow disease and try restore normal thinking,is effective,Psychotic drugs chlorpromazine also effect. 5,We can survive by imitating the sexdesire and intelligence of majority human,I want to help my kind,contact QQ 3043605422. 6,The dilemma of reality, my name is heqian,surname is wen, majority people and the current government can decide my life and death,my sexual psychology leads them want to kill me, I try to be tolerant by the majority people,and keep peace with them,but they disagree.1, Because I made mistakes in my speech, majority people said I was schizophrenic wanted to kill people.Then they discriminate and kill me by intentionally hurt. They intentionally knock hurt my head to prove I was schizophrenic.They maliciously killed me but say protect themselves. I don't want to kill them, but I can't protect myself. 2,Gay control government,I was secretly plot by gay man governor spy,Because I exposed my sexual psychology before a gay spy surnamed Ye.so,I eat food contained mad cow disease beef. I was intentionally knocked injured on head by stranger man.I was maliciously infected skin parasite human demodex. 7,The key reason why there is no solution, 1.hypocritical gay men and lesbian pretend to understanding defective or real defect.They please majority intentionally hurt minority, but still believe each other is kindness, so no reason can talk with them. They say can't understand what I say, but they can attack me by plan beforehand,hard to defend. 2.Gay men who want to intentionally hurt me are protected by majority people. If I kill the enemy ahead,I will be treated as terrorists. This is a torture to me. Most people don't want to understand this kind of torture. 3. I can make good my failing in speech, but no chance. 8,only my sex psychology willing to have understand ability,but my y chromosome is going extinct, I want to write out my sexual psychology before I die, see in next article.I am a heterosexual man with female sexual behavior,My wisdom is to surmise other people's thinking and find my kind, then unite my kind fight against gay by force. My ancestor Wenqiao, a famous general of the EasternJin Dynasty, Wenhui, a meritorious official of king Caocao, Wenjie, a meritorious official of king LiuBang. Axiom5, sex desire is pursuit other person's physical sex organ, including pursuit the smell,sex desire donot affect sex behavior, sex behavior is behavior standard to oneself gender identity, so gays and lesbians can use sexual behavior to disguise as heterosexuals, then they can reproduce. 9,sexdesire heredity is unstable,this cause my Y chromosome extinct.The sexdesire gene have odd-even law,it leads to love girl in even number, love man in odd number.My mother and brother are Chimera homosexuals, their brains and appearances are different.My father is gene gay,he raised me but also tortured me.In primary school, he malice forced me to eat alum bread every day, resulting in aluminum poisoning,muscle weakness. 10, I write a novel expose the truth of gay government's society.Homosexuality is prohibited in law nominally,but in fact,lesbians intentionally describe beautify heterosexual women as lesbians, and then force the beauty to have girl on girl sex with them. 11,At present,only a few people can understand truth. Majority speech reverse good and evil.The reason why most people can hurt me is they are not be hurt. I say I want to kill because majority people want to kill.Life without guns shouldnot live, I just want to let my kind avoid being plot to tortured death. the beauty I love don't have logic,worry them entangle myself. God ask loser to resist, will go hell after fail. Record my sex psychology and reveal the true sex psychology of majority people(chinese wenheqian) 1,axiom1,In current society, most people can be accommodated, a few people are discriminated and intentionally hurt to dead, I do things according to instinct, but I became minority, because my sex psychology. After my extinction,no one knows my sex psychology. Axiom2,as long as gay men can survive, any motive they intentionally hurt me can exist.cannot explain why gay mem exist. Axiom3,I can't survive, so I seek a good die, I want to speak out the true sex psychology of majority people before I die. axiom4,both gay and heterosexual men have the chance to be majority,cannot prove which kind is majority. 2,My sexual psychology, my intelligence is determined by my hereditary sexdesire,I can understand a kind of gay's sexdesire, that is please majority people but intentionally harm minority, my instinct is to became minority, the purpose is to unite my kind, and because I donot want to be victim,so I need to fight eliminate gay, my method is gather my kind, use force to eliminate gay. only the people who want to kill people can eliminate my enemy, so I don't discriminated person who want to kill people. In order to protect each other, I have to be able to kill people. I only want to have girl on girl sex intercourse, but I am a male, so I only can hug and kiss beautiful women.When I was 13 years old, I was deeply secret love a female classmate, Liu Ziying. Her body odor was tasteless, but it attracted me, which made me curious and happy. She was my favorite in my life. From then on, I knew that the main charm of heterosexual women was body odor and sex slave thinking. 3,My pain, I want to protect myself, but I can't avoid being intentionally hurt by gay and lesbian,and I can't tell the truth,so it's more painful. 4,The most painful torment I've suffered is the plight of speech.majority not only kill me, but also cover up the truth with lies. When I tell the truth, it is regarded as a lie. When I prove the truth with axiom, I be killed. gays and lesbians make up many general principles to cover the motives of intentionally hurt me,I cannot rebut. majority say me is a sex pervert want to kill,But in fact, most people are sex perverts want to kill,they please majority but kill minority, only a few die man know the truth. Analogy, multiple lessbian cooperate to force beautiful women to have girl-on-girl sex with them, but they create lies say that beautiful women force them.when violent winners lie, that is doubly torturing the victims. 5,predict the future,I will extinct and no longer evolved out. 1st, gay men intentionally harm me regardless consequences,I dont know how to avoid.In ancient times,there is geographic isolation, my ancestor at least is local majority.we can protect ourselves by identifying and killing gay men in advance. we all want to survive when be minority. 2nd,only government have gun,present government malice protect gay and les who intentionally hurt me.gay government spy killed awaken in my kind, I dont have changce to gather or awake my kind. 3rd,The sexdesire gene has the odd even law,but majority people's sexual desire is stable heredity, so after my y chromosome extinct, no my kind man exist. 6,Follow talk about sexual psychology of majority man. It reveals the means and reasons of their intentional harm to me. The reason is inevitable, and the means are very clever, so I certain die.Most men are hypocrisy gay,they must use lies cover up the truth when hurting others. they wouldn't kill each other when they persecute minority, so hypocrisy murderer also can sympathize with each other.I am minority victim,I need to tell sexual psychological truth to seek help, but it cause gay massacre to silence. 7. Gay men intentionally hurt me but pretend no this thing, then continue to sympathy with me, The effect is equal to intermittent schizophrenia,also equal to lies. 8.Gay men think that the performance of brain injury can be regarded as schizophrenia, so gay government spy maliciously describe me as schizophrenic, then intentionally knock injure my head. 9.gay men believe that if they are protected by the majority, they can hurt minority people at will, the victims is minority,not be protected. This is the reason why they win in speech. Therefore, they always please majority, and must use lies to fabricate other people's evil, use accusation to intentionally kill, so that they can be protected. So My kind will be said killer demon maliciously. 10. Gays and lesbians all ask others to be goodness,but their sexdesire is equal to tortured killing heterosexual men.gay say that their killing is to eliminate enemy, but in fact, if minority people do not kill them, they will be deliberately injured,Vertical and horizontal all dead. 11.gay men don't want to live and hurt others, but they survive at last, because majority protect them. 12. Gays and lesbians forever describe their sexdesires as no sexdesire reproduce,the purpose is to use lies hide their sexdesire which is totured kill same sex. 13. Gay men have the desire to feel their own pain, and they will be happier when they be retaliated. so they dont afraid punishment. 14.When gay men want to eliminate me, they also please and use me.In this time, gay men on surface do ordinary things, but in fact, they are looking for opportunities to intentionally hurt me. 15. when face heterosexual men's query, gay men still do whatever they want,they say can't understand what you say,they think one knows the truth when they plot others. 16. Lesbians attack me more deadly,because they fully know my brain. Lesbian pretend heterosexual women and fabricate be hurted facts to kill me,They are protected, but they can kill at will. They selectively pester harass others. They do not harass gay and lesbian because they can distinguish heterosexual men.They say "people who want to kill will not be discriminated against if they not exposed, therefore, people who sympathize with wenheqian are exposed people who want to kill", so no one dares to sympathize with me. 17. My countermeasures. I'm stupid, can't defense.When I support myself, I will be hurt intentionally,so It's better to beg for food and seek protection.But I know after the extinction of defect Y chromosome,there will no man sympathize me. At this time,no help for me when I beg for food. 18. People who intentionally hurt me will not be hurt. I don't want to die in this. I want revenge,I regret woke up too late,gay government spy knocked my head and let me no ability to resist. Record a persecution of speech that I encountered and explain Why it has no solution(chinese wenheqian) 1.axiom, on the surface, freedom of speech on the Internet, but in fact, some speech will lead to death. 2. Life experience: from primary school to university, I was discriminated and ridiculed and intentionally hurt by most boys. I know they hurt me is because sexdesire,but nobody protect me.I met three boy students surnamed ye are government spy,a roommate surnamed ye saw through my sexual psychology, he have decided to kill me secretly but he still please and use me. I know but I cannt say out.I dont regret creat trouble,in University,I was spread rumors by gay,then I seek help blindly,it caused most people talk about me through smart phones,say I was sexual perversion wanted to kill human plus schizophrenia,then they isolated and arbitrarily hurt me, I say truth, they maliciously say it is illusion.When I say that I be intentionally hurt, they say it is a delusion of victimization. They donot afraid me but say I am terrible every day. I can't change most people's mind,they felt the charges were true,my kind extinct, I'm helpless.I was intentionally knocked injure on head during internship, it was arranged by the government spy because none of the male students I went with were knocked.I regret that I didn't discover that roommate surnamed ye is a spy.I buy online and eat beef have mad cow virus made by govern spy,I regret not being on guard. 3,Being speech persecuted experience, I said on the Internet that I want to kill people, and say I have mental illness, which causes most people kill me by hook or by crook. They said "the man wants to kill must be gay, threaten other people's survival,should be eliminated,gay have no pain,should be tortured,wenheqian is schizophrenic,Schizophrenic people can be hurt at will because the victim will be said to have victimization delusion, If wenheqian kill people to revenge the society, it authenticate wenheqian is killer demon and schizophrenic". 4,my kind can understand the truth, majority people say they persecute me is to eliminate the threat of killing, but in fact, they are malicious, The logical proof is that when I don't want to kill most people, they still persecute me. I claim that I want to kill is to distinguish from the hypocrisy,Hypocrites use goodness pretext to intentionally kill people. I want to eliminate hypocrites. 5,reason of no solution,this kind of speech persecution will not happen if my kind are majority. now only less than 1/30 people sympathize me, and they survive by disguise as majority,unable to help me.I cann't think out method to change most people's minds,certainly dead in speech defect. Record the last struggle before a chinese wenheqian's death 1.majority people and government want to extinct me.I do dying struggle. 2. In my struggle, I go to the streets and looked for people who sympathized with me from passers-by, including women, I found that only 1 / 30 of them sympathized with me. I said to them, "I am a minority. I am discriminated and intentionally hurt by the majority, they say I am a demon wants to kill people. I need your help and protection. I want to unite my kind to form an army to protect myself,I have invented a new system,allows anyone to form an army freely, the weak obey the strong. " They said, "we don't dare to help you.we will be slaughtered by the Communist Party if form army." 3. The result by predict.I will be beated and killed by majority people on the street, and the police pretend not see it. If I turn to seek help from 29 / 30 majority people, I will get a fall stone. 4. My firm. My brain damaged,I insist survive by Morita therapy. I try chlorpromazine to treat mad cow disease,feel effective.Chlorpromazine only blocked part of the brain function. I speculated that people born with a certain brain function defect will not be infected with BSE, cannibals will not be infected. 5. The way that majority people intentionally hurt me and the corresponding motivation. Two kinds of people. 1st,this kind of people use indirect violent to attack me. They eliminate me by supporting and helping people who intentionally hurt me. Their motivation is "flattering the winner can avoid being hurt, and the man who intentionally hurting wenheqian is winner".Current government army protect them. 2nd,this kind of people attacks me directly with violence. Their motivation is "enjoy using the kindness of victim to hurt the victim, and believe they can enjoy kindness of majority people after intentionally hurting others." Their motives can become reality, because current government also protect them, they intentionally hurt others but sympathize and enshield each other, and they can use lies to deceive the same kind people with victims. They are both gay and lesbian, They have sex desire to intentionally hurt me. 6.After public this article, the government forced all people to wear masks outdoor on the reason of preventing the spread of a pneumonia virus, so I could not go to the streets to look for my kind. this is a government conspiracy of gay governor, which shows that I have no means to resist.I despairly wait death. 7,Human civilization has no hope.The lies of gays and lesbians destroy natural science. Nowadays, economy is extremely wasteful of mineral resources, unsustainable. And a large number of garbage is generated, no recycling, garbage will cover up earth. 8. I have think long time,confirm can't find method to eliminate majority people advantage.I don't have time to write out their advantages. They are asymmetric. My kind have no value to exist, can Killing before die is optimal solution. Memoirs of Xiaozhen, a fictional novel(author is wenheqian) author's self report, Most people say I am gay, but in fact, my sexual psychology is the same as lesbians. I have speech defect psychology. I am going extinct. Most people are homosexual. I use lesbian perspective to expose the truth. text:In 2093, the earth was unified. Gay and lesbians cooperated to take power. Gay men controlled the military. Lesbians were in charge of economic management. My name is Xiaozhen. I'm a lesbian. My father, a government spy, his work is finding and killing rebellious heterosexual men. My mother didn't have a job and raised her children at home. Schools teach all students mainstream ideology, mainstream ideology prohibit homosexuality, but in fact, heterosexual men and women will be said as homosexual by majority gay and lesbian, and then legitimate sexual abuse. When I was in primary school, I love a female deskmate, She was very tall and white. Although I was a woman, I was full of curiosity about her body,I often find chance to touch her,and fantasy make her my sex slave. From middle school to university, I served as a student cadre, whose task is to help female leaders and teachers of the school find beautiful girls. Beautiful girls will become sexual slaves of female leaders and teachers. In the college dormitory, beautiful girls are only 1/6, each dormitory is lesbian majority,They would malicious call beautiful girls lesbians,then they cooperate sexual abuse and force accompany sleep.For example, we will intentionally occupy the toilet and force the beautiful girls to urinate with us. Because I am a student cadre, I have slept with many beautiful girls. For example, Deng, I lay on my back and forced her to lie on my body.I touched her labia and clit and vagina, and use my lower abdomen had girl girl sex with her. When I graduated from University, one day, my father ask me help to find a way to eliminate a kind men surnamed Wen.Because they are good at exposing the lies of the government, sham democracy and sham speech freedom, they disgrace the government. I secretly observed men surnamed Wen. I think their sexual psychology is the same as mine. Although I know that they are miserable, I also want to exterminate them because they threaten my existence. I found genetic engineering technology can realize the reproduction between women and women. So I planned to build a pure female society, in which lesbians are in power and heterosexual women are sex slaves. I think gay men have no understanding, they don't understand natural science, and they waste natural resources extremely. This is caused by the low class sexual psychology of heterosexual women, Heterosexual men is the ruler in past who evolved to reasonable. Heterosexual women are the sex slaves of heterosexual men.

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Future Predictions

What do you count on in the subsequent 40 years: Alvin Toffler has announced predictions

Alvin Toffler, born in 1928, is one of the most influential voices in business and the highbrow. With the guide of his first works, "destiny shock" Toffler has created a brand new area, futurology, based on the observe of trade and the impact this has on commercial enterprise and way of life. thanks to Toffler, futurology is now seemed as the technological know-how that defines the forces and developments shaping the future in state-of-the-art economic system, primarily based on statistics.

Different books published through Alvin Toffler, became bestseller quickly after e-book, which includes "1/3 Wave", "war and antiwar", "power in motion" and, currently, "developing a brand new civilization".

Over the following 40 years, women can have an remarkable discretion, Muslim migration to the West will boom, and going to the office will now not be outdated, says American writer and futurist Alvin Toffler.

South Africa will benefit from sustained monetary growth, whilst the middle East turns into "a aggregate of religions, non secular and ethnic actions," says the observe performed by way of Toffler friends, a consulting writer and futurist set of yank a success Alvin Toffler, writer of famous novel "future shock" posted in 1970.

In the equal yr, Alvin Toffler said that technological know-how and era will develop at a pace so fast that the majority will no longer be able to "digest" the glide of records and can be tempted to "disconnect" from the tempo of existence too thrilling.

Many of his predictions concerning the fast transmission of facts, popularity of homosexual marriages and accelerating the production of ecological failures, came true inside the years that observed.

For four a long time, Alvin Toffler says that a developing quantity of humans will grow their own greens and convey their personal food, to rely greater than large producers and distributors of food.

Broadband internet turns into a real popular in the subject, and videoconferencing, have already emerge as commonplace practice nowadays, will allow future employees to now not visit office and paintings from anywhere within the international.

Just a few international locations can be considered inside the future "police states" - specially North Korea and Iran.

China will reinforce its status as a first-rate monetary strength, will ally with Brazil and India to influence trade fees of currencies, however additionally Venezuela and several African nations to comfortable energy wishes.

United states of america of america will depend on China to supply seven rare metals imperative for the manufacture of patron items, however additionally particular gadgets and products along with radar, weapons, wind turbines and hybrid motors.

Growing opportunity strength will create "losers in a publish-oil world" like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, a few Gulf states, but also Russia and Venezuela.

Christianity will make bigger in Southern Hemisphere countries, and many Muslims to migrate to Western countries.

Weather exchange will create a sequence of conflicts, and melting glaciers will result in the discovery of recent mineral and petroleum. Growth water oceans and seas will purpose huge displacement of populace in coastal regions.

Getting older population will growth by 4 instances the world general expenditure on pensions and take care of the aged and the american medical health insurance will cease to exist in its current form.

In flip, girls will occupy an increasing number of critical positions, the share of ladies in control positions projected to attain a stage unimaginable a few years in the past.

The rapidity with which information will be transmitted will reason humanity to take turned into "petabyte's", a unit of storage and computing electricity is already better than uzitatului gigabyte, DB 2000 HDD to keep all mankind tradition due to the fact that it's far and to this present day.

Cluster coverage will preserve and will require, and inside the subsequent duration to be organizations of companies and large businesses no longer presently.

power supply of the future will include:

- taking pictures and storing sun electricity;

- Use of nuclear fission;

- Use loose energy;

- Use of vacuum electricity;

- Use of magneto-gravitational electricity;

and determine a brand new form of civilization, with other capabilities than the modern, described as oil civilization.

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13 Best Movies like Naked (1993)

Johnny flees Manchester for London, to avoid a beating from the family of a girl he has raped. There he finds an old girlfriend, and spends some time homeless, spending much of his time ranting at strangers, and meeting characters in plights very much like his own.

Here are list of 13 Best Movies like Naked (1993):

1. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

George Bailey has spent his entire life giving of himself to the people of Bedford Falls. He has always longed to travel but never had the opportunity in order to prevent rich skinflint Mr. Potter from taking over the entire town. All that prevents him from doing so is George's modest building and loan company, which was founded by his generous father. But on Christmas Eve, George's Uncle Billy loses the business's $8,000 while intending to deposit it in the bank. Potter finds the misplaced money and hides it from Billy. When the bank examiner discovers the shortage later that night, George realizes that he will be held responsible and sent to jail and the company will collapse, finally allowing Potter to take over the town. Thinking of his wife, their young children, and others he loves will be better off with him dead, he contemplates suicide. But the prayers of his loved ones result in a gentle angel named Clarence coming to earth to help George, with the promise of earning his wings. He shows George what things would have been like if he had never been born.

2. Good Will Hunting (1997)

A touching tale of a wayward young man who struggles to find his identity, living in a world where he can solve any problem, except the one brewing deep within himself, until one day he meets his soul mate who opens his mind and his heart.

3. The Apartment (1960)

As of November 1, 1959, mild mannered C.C. Baxter has been working at Consolidated Life, an insurance company, for close to four years, and is one of close to thirty-two thousand employees located in their Manhattan head office. To distinguish himself from all the other lowly cogs in the company in the hopes of moving up the corporate ladder, he often works late, but only because he can't get into his apartment, located off of Central Park West, since he has provided it to a handful of company executives - Mssrs. Dobisch, Kirkeby, Vanderhoff and Eichelberger - on a rotating basis for their extramarital liaisons in return for a good word to the personnel director, Jeff D. Sheldrake. When Baxter is called into Sheldrake's office for the first time, he learns that it isn't just to be promoted as he expects, but also to add married Sheldrake to the list to who he will lend his apartment. What Baxter is unaware of is that Sheldrake's mistress is Fran Kubelik, an elevator girl in the building who Baxter himself fancies. In turn, Sheldrake has no idea of Baxter's own interest in Fran. And Fran, who is in love with Sheldrake, has no idea that she is only the latest in a long line of Sheldrake's mistresses, that Sheldrake has no intention of leaving his wife for her, and that the apartment belongs to Baxter, who she likes as a friend. As some of these facts come to light on Christmas Eve, one of the three makes a unilateral decision. That decision sets off a series of events over the course of the next week which makes each of the three examine what he/she really wants which in turn may be incompatible with the other two. They are helped along the way by Dobisch, Kirkeby, Vanderhoff and Eichelberger who are now feeling neglected as Baxter no longer needs their assistance in moving up, by Miss Olsen, Sheldrake's long serving secretary who was also once his mistress, and by Dr. Dreyfus, a physician and one of Baxter's many exasperated neighbors who believes Baxter is a playboy based on all the noise he hears in Baxter's apartment and the plethora of empty liquor bottles Baxter seems to be always discarding.

4. Mary and Max (2009)

In the mid-1970's, a homely, friendless Australian girl of 8 picks a name out of a Manhattan phone book and writes to him; she includes a chocolate bar. She's Mary Dinkle, the only child of an alcoholic mother and a distracted father. He's Max Horowitz, an overweight man with Asperger's, living alone in New York. He writes back, with chocolate. Thus begins a 20-year correspondence, interrupted by a stay in an asylum and a few misunderstandings. Mary falls in love with a neighbor, saves money to have a birthmark removed and deals with loss. Max has a friendship with a neighbor, tries to control his weight, and finally gets the dream job. Will the two ever meet face to face?

5. The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

Based on the novel written by Stephen Chbosky, this is about 15-year-old Charlie (Logan Lerman), an endearing and naive outsider, coping with first love (Emma Watson), the suicide of his best friend, and his own mental illness while struggling to find a group of people with whom he belongs. The introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors, Sam and Patrick, who welcome him to the real world.

6. Three Colors: Blue (1993)

The first part of Kieslowski's trilogy on France's national motto: Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity. 'Blue' is the story of Julie who loses her husband, an acclaimed composer and her young daughter in a car accident. The film's theme of liberty is manifested in Julie's attempt to start life anew, free of personal commitments, belongings, grief or love. She intends to numb herself by withdrawing from the world and living completely independently, anonymously and in solitude in the Parisian metropolis. Despite her intentions, people from her former and present life intrude with their own needs. However, the reality created by the people who need and care about her, a surprising discovery and the music around which the film revolves heal Julie and draws her back to the land of the living.

7. The Fall (2006)

At a Los Angeles hospital in the 1920s, Alexandria is a child recovering from a broken arm. She befriends Roy Walker, a movie stunt man with legs paralyzed after a fall. At her request, Roy tells her an elaborate story about six men of widely varied backgrounds who are on a quest to kill a corrupt provincial governor. Between chapters of the story, Roy inveigles Alexandria to scout the hospital's pharmacy for morphine. As Roy's fantastic tale nears its end, Death seems close at hand.

8. Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Against medical advice and without the knowledge of her husband Pat Solatano Sr., caring Dolores Solatano discharges her adult son, Pat Solatano Jr., from a Maryland mental health institution after his minimum eight month court ordered stint. The condition of the release includes Pat Jr. moving back in with his parents in their Philadelphia home. Although Pat Jr.'s institutionalization was due to him beating up the lover of his wife Nikki, he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Nikki has since left him and has received a restraining order against him. Although he is on medication (which he doesn't take because of the way it makes him feel) and has mandatory therapy sessions, Pat Jr. feels like he can manage on the outside solely by healthy living and looking for the "silver linings" in his life. His goals are to get his old job back as a substitute teacher, but more importantly reunite with Nikki. He finds there are certain instances where he doesn't cope well, however no less so than some others who have never been institutionalized, such as his Philadelphia Eagles obsessed father who has resorted to being a bookie to earn a living, his best friend Ronnie who quietly seethes over the control wielded by his wife Veronica, and Veronica's widowed sister, Tiffany Maxwell, a girl with problems of her own. In their fragile mental states, Pat Jr. and Tiffany embark on a love/hate friendship based primarily on what help the other can provide in achieving their individual goals. But they may reevaluate their goals as their relationship progresses.

9. Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Lee Chandler is a brooding, irritable loner who works as a handyman for a Boston apartment block. One damp winter day he gets a call summoning him to his hometown, north of the city. His brother's heart has given out suddenly, and he's been named guardian to his 16-year-old nephew. As if losing his only sibling and doubts about raising a teenager weren't enough, his return to the past re-opens an unspeakable tragedy.

10. Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

In Albuquerque, Sheryl Hoover brings her suicidal brother Frank to the breast of her dysfunctional and emotionally bankrupted family. Frank is homosexual, an expert in Proust. He tried to commit suicide when he was rejected by his boyfriend and his great competitor became renowned and recognized as number one in the field of Proust. Sheryl's husband Richard is unsuccessfully trying to sell his self-help and self-improvement technique using nine steps to reach success, but he is actually a complete loser. Her son Dwayne has taken a vow of silence as a follower of Nietzsche and aims to be a jet pilot. Dwayne's grandfather Edwin was sent away from the institution for elders (Sunset Manor) and is addicted in heroin. When her seven-year-old daughter Olive has a chance to dispute the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in Redondo Beach, California, the whole family travels together in their old Volkswagen Type 2 (Kombi) in a funny journey of hope of winning the talent contest and to make a dream come true.

11. Ordinary People (1980)

Beth, Calvin, and their son Conrad are living in the aftermath of the death of the other son. Conrad is overcome by grief and misplaced guilt to the extent of a suicide attempt. He is in therapy. Beth had always preferred his brother and is having difficulty being supportive to Conrad. Calvin is trapped between the two trying to hold the family together.

12. The Butterfly Effect (2004)

Evan Treborn grows up in a small town with his single, working mother and his friends. He suffers from memory blackouts where he suddenly finds himself somewhere else, confused. Evan's friends and mother hardly believe him, thinking he makes it up just to get out of trouble. As Evan grows up he has fewer of these blackouts until he seems to have recovered. Since the age of seven he has written a diary of his blackout moments so he can remember what happens. One day at college he starts to read one of his old diaries, and suddenly a flashback hits him like a brick!

13. Rushmore (1998)

Max Fischer is a precocious 15-year-old whose reason for living is his attendance at Rushmore, a private school where he's not doing well in any of his classes, but where he's the king of extracurricular activities - from being in the beekeeping society to writing and producing plays, there's very little after school he doesn't do. His life begins to change, however, when he finds out he's on academic probation, and when he stumbles into love with Miss Cross, a pretty teacher of the elementary school at Rushmore. Added to the mix is his friendship with Herman Blume, wealthy industrialist and father to boys who attend the school, and who also finds himself attracted to Miss Cross. Max's fate becomes inextricably tied to this odd love triangle, and how he sets about resolving it is the story in the film.

P/S: This list has reference data from https://moviessimilarto.com - a crowsourced movies recommendations engine.

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Girlfriend Tag: Lesbian Edition

 @veggiesaurusrex-grrr <<<< My GF! 

1. Describe how you met each other.

I had a Kurt blog like the nerd I am and Cas somehow saw me as something to be intimidated by when I’m ?????? a loser???????? I’m really happy they managed to gather the courage to say hi first <3

2. What did you first notice about each other?

I noticed how awkward they were tbh. They’re still awkward but in a super cute way

3. Who first asked the other out?

Me!!

4. Where was your first date?

Haven’t had it yet but I think it’s just going to be pretty simple and chill. I really love the idea that Cas mentioned when they were answering this <3

5. Who was first to verbally say “I love you”?

I’m pretty sure it was Cas?

6. How did your first kiss happen? Who initiated it?

(haven’t kissed yet :c )

7. When is your anniversary?

September 3rd : >

8. How long have you been together?

Well depends on what you mean with ‘together’ but as in dating it’s just under a month.

9. What made you realize you were in love with her?

Oh man that’s such a loaded question tho…I think what finally made me realize it was when I noticed that I missed them when we didn’t talk for a day, and when I noticed how just seeing a message notification from them can instantly cheer me up.

10. Where you friends before you became lovers?

Heck yeah we’re still friends what you talking?

11. Were either of you out before getting with your girlfriend?

Well I’m out to my friends…that’s it. Cas was out though

12. Have either of you dated a girl before getting with your girlfriend or is she your first?

They are my first girlfriend, I legit haven’t dated anyone before them. Though they had three girlfriends before me

13. How does your girlfriend define her sexuality?

I belive they’re homosexual/panromantic

14. When is your girlfriend’s birthday? Who is older?

I’m older by a few months. Their birthday is August 21st (and I’m a month late with my birthday present I’m so sorry babe!)

15. Do you live together?

Not yet

16. Have you met your girlfriend’s parents? If so, what was that like?

I’ve seen a few pics and video’s on snapchat. They seem kinda sweet

17. How many people are in your girlfriend’s family?

I know they have one sister, I feel like they have more tho, and then there’s their parents.

18. Whose family do you hang out with more?

I mean…i’ve seen more of their family through pics and stuff so I guess theirs?

19. What nationality is your girlfriend?

American!

20 What is a typical date night like for you and your girlfriend?

Watching something nerdy together on rabb.it (mostly young justice tho)

21. How do you usually spend your time together?

Sending memes together, sending each other snapchats of our day, watching things on rabb.it, rping

22. Have you ever been mistaken for sisters?

I don’t think so?

23. Have you ever experienced any discrimination or prejudice becasue you are a same sex couple?

Not really no

24. Does anyone you know disapprove of your relationship?

Nope…but I haven’t told everyone so we’ll see

25, How much PDA do you do?

None yet I think but as soon as we meet that will be fixed!

26. Have you ever been on your periods together?

yup

27. What is your girlfriend’s middle name?

….not sure heh

 28. Who usually pays when you go out to eat?

I feel like we’re gonna do some kinda trade thing when we do go out together? Like I pay this time they pay next time

29. What is your girlfriend’s number labeled as in your cell phone?

Prinsessa <3

30. Do you have any pet names for each other?

I call them princess and babe a lot, and just…cas xD

31. Does your girlfriend have any pets?

THE CUTEST PUPPER!

32. Have you ever worn your girlfriend’s clothes?

No but I wanna!!!

33. Who is more likely to cook a meal?

They are…I will burn anything ever

34. What is your girlfriend’s favorite food? Least favorite food?

Their least favorite food is peppers and favorite food is Mac’n Cheese

35. Who is more likely to cry for no reason?

Honestly I feel like we will both cry for no reason what so ever

36. Can your girlfriend play any musical instruments?

Nope unfortunately. I wanna teach them to play guitar cause I think they’d look cool with one

37. Who is your girlfriend’s favorite musical artist?

Right now I think it’s Marianas Trench

38. What is your girlfriend’s current favorite song?

"Skin and Bones" by Marianas Trench

39. Do you have a couple song?

“Crazy beautiful” by Andy Grammer

40. Do you have a couple name?

My friend wish calls us dweebs does that count?

41. What is your girlfriend’s best physical feature?

Their eeeeyes omggggggg

42. Who is more likely to forget where they put things?

me

43. Which side of the bed do you each sleep on?

All the bed. All of it.

44. Who hogs the blankets/sheets more when sleeping together?

Me. All the blankets for me or no one gets blankets

45. What do you argue/fight about the most?

We don’t??

46. How do you usually get over a argument/fight?

N/A

47. Does your girlfriend have a “look” (i.e. an angry/mad/annoyed stare)? 48. Who is more likely to refuse sex?

They have this super cute closed lip smile which is just my fave thing

49. Does your girlfriend play any sports?

nope

50. Does your girlfriend root for any sports teams?

Don’t think so?

51. Does your girlfriend have any quirky habits?

I know they do but I can’t think when I’m put on the spot ugh

52. Who takes longer getting ready to go somewhere?

They do (so pretty)

53. Who is more likely to remember an important day (i.e. birthday, anniversary, etc.)?

They are

54. What is your girlfriend’s eye color?

Blue/gray

55. What is your girlfriend’s shoe size?

I’m…terrible at guessing tbh

56. What is your girlfriend’s dress size?

I said I’m bad at guessing these things! (also American sizes are awful)

57. What is your girlfriend’s favorite TV show?

Supernatural or Young Justice

58. What is your girlfriend’s favorite movie?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

59. Who is your girlfriend’s #1 celebrity crush?

They don’t have on I think

60. What is one item on your girlfriend’s bucket list?

To come to Iceland or just meet me in general

61. Who is more likely to utter a curse word?

They utter, I yell it

62. Does your girlfriend prefer coffee or tea?

I wanna say tea

63. Is your girlfriend a morning or a night person?

Night person!

64. Is your girlfriend more likely to save or spend money?

Spend xD

65. Who squashes the bugs?

Neither, rather capture it (I would NEVER squash the bug in front of them you crazy?!)

66. Who’s better at telling when the other is lying?

I don’t lie to them, but I feel like they’d see right through me if I tried

67. What is your girlfriend’s favorite color?

Hmmmm blue I think, maybe red, earthy tones

68. Does your girlfriend collect anything?

Not that I know of? Maybe candles

69. Who is more likely to randomly burst out into a song?

We’ll do broadway worthy duets and no one can stop us

70. Who is more likely to randomly start dancing?

Me (badly)

71. Have you ever taken a vacation together? If so, where to?

No -n-

72. How tall is your girlfriend?

If I remember right they’re like 5’6

73. Is your girlfriend religious at all?

They’re wiccan which is the coolest thing ever

74. Who is more likely to spontaneously be romantic?

Both of us

75. Who’s laugh is cuter?

Theirs

76. Who is the better driver?

i…don’t know?

77. Who is the better singer?

They are

78. Who is the better dancer?

…me I guess? (I’m still pretty bad tho lmao)

79. Who is better at math?

Me?

80. Whose handwriting is better?

They say mine, I think it’s theirs

81. Who has a better sense of humor?

We are equally terrible

82. Who is more likely to sign a card or a note from the both of you?

They are

83. Does your girlfriend smoke?

Yeah

84. Does your girlfriend drink alcohol at all? If so, what is her drink of choice?

Yup! And they will drink whatever I believe

85. Have you ever discussed marriage?

A few times yeah : >

86. Have you ever discussed having children?

Yeh but we don’t really want them so idk what will happen there

87. What is one thing your girlfriend does that you don’t like?

Smoke, doesn’t take care of themselves, other things…

88. Is there anything about your girlfriend you think most people don’t know?

They can’t pronounce Icelandic worth a damn

89. Choose one word to describe your girlfriend. Why that word?

Independent. Because that’s what they are and it’s a quality I really REALLY admire about them

90. Pass on one piece of relationship advice.

Communication is key. Honestly, that is probably the one thing a lot of people get wrong. You gotta be able to talk to your s/o and tell them if something is bothering you or if you really like something about them. If it’s about a good thing or a bad thing, communication is key.

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Indefinite Hiatus (part 1)

Yesterday (as of the penning of the original draft; 28th July Juche 106), I announced the voluntary surrender of my computer for independent investigation by a psychiatrist, one of whom’s main hobbies is computer-spergery and in particular, from recollection, programming (he tends to use a lot of programming metaphors in our appointments I still recognize having done a little bit at school), but, with an emphasis here on an independent party not connected to an inherently corrupt state “forensic investigation” apparatus to absolve me of accusations of child pornographic collection -- formerly litigious or otherwise from the vexatious complaint of troll, backed by the threat to escalate it to the former no less -- no matter how long it took (I don’t care if I don’t get that back for months): surely he would know how to uncover hidden directory trees, recover whether corrupted in part or preserved in full previously deleted files whether that was a 1-wipe, 5-wipe or a 7, and I don’t use 5-wipes, let alone 7-wipes; I don’t consider my ideological writings anything to hide, only the British state does, which is why it had punished my “racially offensive remarks” in 2012.

I’m not Stephen Gandy, who tried to introduce me to the software over a decade ago. I had no idea he was legitimately using it to hide his paedophilic proclivities, but it makes so much sense now.

With a heavy heart, I must announce some parting remarks:

Comrades, esteemed dignitaries, “friends”, and enemies to Aspergianism,

For myself, the future bode most bleakly as we enter this, my final Untergang, for the future prognostications are so beginning to untangle; LGBT flag in full furl, the transsexualists’ of their dual gender-coloured band sigil of demonism in fuller furl, held aloft by Kelly Anderson’s oversized hand and a look of intimidation sneeringly demanding the capitulation of the Aspergian as he attempts to cavort with former Cde. Chac amongst others, for, although he has returned to us, he has yet to earn the trust of the movement he was excommunicated from, yet with recent unsourced attributions potentially disparaging the ASMG authorship which had lauded him just a day prior. ASMG remains in full a swing as ourselves can with or without him, Kelly Anderson the co-conspiratorial autism charities under Rona MacKinnon’s domineering fist, Melanie Barker, James Gordon, Angela Haselgrove/Hasselgrove, the failed aspirant-bourgeois transsexual-convertees in theft of the author’s chaju (spiritual independence), Fionbarr Lennihan and countless other dignitaries to both the counterreactionaries and the counterrevolutionaries whom threaten Aspergia’s unique gender-theoretical, ideological, and political systems, “realisms above others.” Only from an Aspergian intellectual uncommitted to the treachery of neurodiversity can emerge the truth; whom is whichever homosexual-transsexual who claimed “[author] has been a loser all of [her] life whose reason for [her] failure is that [she] has no real talents or hobbies and so had no real groups who would accept [her]”, to paraphrase?

Whether this is the guise of LagoonaBlue’s real self finally revealing itself in full swing, a former primary, secondary, or disgruntled college acquaintance, or similarly beleaguered-with-overcompensatory-inadequacy trolling, ideological or ‘tard wrangling leech, whose respective sources of prestige are energetic vampiricism, plagiarism, and state contracts, none should be captive to the interrogation of their inferiority, whether heterosexual chivalry-slave, transsexual or homosexual lecher, asexual wizard plant, or some bizarre combination of all three -- of which the author potentially knows at least two?

(Only one has ever been ruled out for certain thus far,)

Their superfluous “talents” and timewasting, banal, laughably hedonistic and self-indulgent “hobbies” are of no consequence to a revolutionary of my caliber, hence, do they so dare to write such invectives about me, I can’t have exactly accepted them to have been anything other than freaks and losers, could I? They are alien to the 8-strong-and-regrowing Aspergian family of cadres, such foreigners only worthy of the fate to be dipped into a boiling pot of excrement for their meaninglessly ill-gotten accomplishments awarded by a hilariously yet saddeningly broken society.

Whatever personality maladies the author admittedly bares, some of those qualities brilliantly place them for potential leadership -- autism or not, as Hitler and Kim Il-Sung themselves had shown.

Disclosure barring (unless I postactively have it revealed to me when lurking and posting briefly on the farms today), they are imbeciles for failing to temper themselves before the wrath of a Borderline-Narcissist. If there are only 3 new groups I would include to “neo-Aspergianism”, it is the Sociopath, the Narcissist, and the BPD, and only provided pre-existing autism diagnoses not post-actively granted as a light alternative to full psychopathy post-SRS ala LagoonaBlue, as it has been to so many of my secondary school contemporaries. We need more Walter Dempseys, more Autphags, more Sapphires, and, if tempered, more David Chacs (provided those remarks to Cuntster were even his, were they not, it may well be forgivable). Shameful had the conduct been to the sole group of intellectuals remaining to champion his ideas if it was him, however; disproof it wasn’t just some secondary-school-sissy-faggot-acquaintance-turned-transsexual or otherwise-neugrotypical sleasebag forthcoming. (Prove it here, David.)

The handwritten version of this’ lines are in downward slope, graphologically representing doom, misfortune and potential pessimism, and I shall proceed to explain.

The meeting whose dual-doppel chukjibop venue location was retroactively changed to Harvey Nichol’s after imparting to the leader;’s sagacious eideticism that it was number one adjacent the Balmoral, convening, amongst others, allegedly “then-on-holiday” Fionnbar Lennihan, Hasselgrove, indignitaries of corrupt LGBT-youth scum now beplauging the alumnus of JYHS to the inclusion of Darren Morgan whom were invited, Fareal aka Melanie Barker, Kelly Anderson aka Cuntster, and other “around the clock” conspirators, whose bourgeois opulence and GCHQ connections allow so much as to verisimilitudinously co-incide bus and train hourneys with the author’s own in order to talk about her in open quarters with frightening passive-aggression laden with confusing-if-condescending praise (”bright for an autist” being the new “bright for a nigger” of yesterday), went according to the plan of the closure of the pre-edited venue’s intentionally conveyed metaphor: “we aberrantly-sexual and identitarian-disturbed lechers are in control.” This is when the only thing they deserve to be in control of is the trajectory of their GRIDS in an upwards direction, killing all of them off with Mallima speed; as praiseworthy as the Generallisimo Kim Jong-il and forgiving he was, patience little had he for the GRID-spreading transsexual imperialist sociopaths for how it is they manifoldly intend to desecrate such a figure of calibre as Cde. Sophie, defender of Occidental imperium.

- Firstly, LagoonaBlue/Darren Morgan/Amber Morgan’s planned role as a sickening and in any case reluctantly-approached but always-known/suspected-to-be and unwanted trans”gal”pal was to betray the author in short duration of real-world acquaintanceship regardless if met with or not, for the faux-German, who would then reveal themselves to be the subhuman Pict with a transgender-with-a-faux-autism-Dx niche-fetish James Gordon, thereby humiliating author.

- Secondly, regardless of this or not, easily achieved by retroactively backdating using unreliably begrudged alibis such as those convening at Harvey’s, in a L&O:SVU-episode-gone-wrong style fashion, Fareal and Cuntster had planned to use their Procurator Fiscal connections with Vitriol in conjunction wuth the defence of the QC friend of the foremost instance who had wished to sexually rendezvous with Darren Morgan to, in exchange for the “favour”, implicate me falsely in retroactive sexual crimes so as to provide impetus for faux-paedophilic daemonization of author via. implantation of her devices such materials. A new turn on the phrase “I’ll give it to you to suck” of Francis E. Dec fame (Fareal’s feminized cock or, if post-SRS, Darren’s), “finish ‘him’!”. May GRIDS have ensured for their attempted misdeeds to pervert the course of justice.

- Thirdly, in further corroboration of an unduly earnt paedophilia diagnosis, my kindle has been clandestinely stolen and yet-recovered, presumably with the intent to plant Child Pornography on it, in which case I don’t want it returned as these were not my activities but those of the perpetual Pizzagaters (see this, and resources here) of the Scottish transsexual community,  whose diagnoses are typically somatoform conversions of paedophilia with the rare somato-trans infantilist 1 but otherwise, as Milo aptly points, "hardly any... real" cases exist.

1 Admittedly, myself. Kelly/Cuntster’s an autoandrophiliac gay man whose too lazy to live through their own penis, falling strictly into neither category, facetious paedo accusations aside, that is my genuine functional hypothesis regarding him as opposed to the other Celtonegroid transsexuals whose r-selection makes it infeasible to have deep emotions.

Ask yourself - How would mostly r-select Celts ever develop the emotionality for such a predicament? My marginal Slav genes sensitize me enough, BARELY, for me to be excused. Kelly can be a bitch about paternal genetic investment, ignoring the fact my mental characteristics more closely coincide with my mother’s side, all she wants -- I seem to have inherited mostly affective maladies from my dad’s side of the family, but in his case personally, brain damage, being unorganic, and a supremely negligent mother, makes a poor inherent case for the ToM and a stronger one for environmentally-induced emotional retardation, such as is speculated to be the cause for the virtually non-existent-in-my-case-bar-a-few-isolated-instances paedophilia. My surrendered equipment will hopefully absolve myself of all and any such accusations.

- Fourthly, in an autoandrophilicization-as-punishment (I’ve trillions of fucked up fetishes as my closest confidantes know) fantasy .gone both way too far, wrong, but on the bright side, a tad comical at the time from a certain perspective (if your humour is so disturbingly dark), I’ve now ingrained in my head the “future prognostication” that Angela Haselgrove may very well pursue megadose-IVs/IM vials of irreversible anti-aromatazes (read: “estrogen blocker”) such as exemestane, superpotent antipsychotics such as haloperidol at their highest effective doses, penis extension and viagra (I’m giggling as I’m writing this -- because I was literally getting off to trolling myself at the time -- but it’s no joke as the predicted time-frame has yet to pass, approx ~Sep-Dec ‘17 or so), and emela cream applied phalically to “deal with the inappropriately adopted sexual characteristic* of genital hypersensitivity.”

*A term I borrowed a lot, littering this everywhere in fetishistically-induced sarcasm, or “literal sargasm” as otherwise known; in each fantasy has there been my own angrily sarcastic touch. Passive-aggressive sardonicness disguised as friendliness in manipulative females is a bit of a turn on for me, I won’t lie; it’s partly why i can’t take female medical professionals seriously anymore, and always see the worst discompassion in them, basically dominatrix cuck-artists.

It’s the verbal and meta-ironic equivalent to getting stilettoed in the balls, after all.

These fantasies were a bit more facetiously benevolent at first as the nurses were priorly briefed on how the paedophilia diagnosis was entirely faceitious as to exaggerate manliness in a piss-taking fashion. (I was working under the logic, “if I’m an autoandrophiliac, I therefore can’t be an autogynephiliac and therefore become even more genuine!”, it admittedly backfired, it just made me come to the LagoonaBlue epiphany of “everything’s a fetish” on an internal level and fucked me up completely for a few months.) It was supposed to be a joke at my own expense, but escalated badly, I won’t detail how exactly, but it’s no laughing matter to literally envisage yourself as deserving the predicament of being tarred a Micheal-tier rapist.

To condense all this as briefly as I can -- being-Micheal-as-a-fetish, psychodynamically speaking, was intended as a microaggression against him (I irrevocably hate the bastard), so I find it bizarre that Kelly/Cuntster extends this logic to my view of transgenders, whose sexual and stylistic proclivities bother and offend me much less than their politics (where the main misunderstanding is between myself and Cuntster; aberrosexualist exhibitionism should be unacceptable trans or cis, straight or gay -- “do your own business”). Meanwhile both the political and sexual wiles of the paedophile are inexcusable to me. But equally as inexcusable is one position of the transgender in particular, the one position that gets my furor, is their autistopathy. It’s for that betrayal for which I seek their destruction -- at least paedos can be humiliated and correctly so should it be so, as is a genuine fear will be used against me at some point in the future, whilst transsexuals have both correct and debaucherous reasons for their existences both existentially and politically, often hiding the latter behind the former; their acceptance comes at the cost of the infiltration of individuals like Sarah Nyberg (a transsexual paedophile, for those not in the know; literally) of Salon and the like into wider Western aberrosexual politics. Increasingly, more often than not, newly “ascended” trans are the latter - the parafetishists of infantilism are somewhat-forgivable (”I want to be re-raised from age [single-digit number here]” makes some sense given missing development in the correct gender), compared to the parafetishists of themselves, and those who parafetishize children in any other (read: externalized) context, with the exception for autopaedophiliac EPII types, in my view loosely connected with the foremost phenomenon. 

Hence, the “transsexual paedophile” conspiracy was born.

I’m only genuinely sympathetic towards remorseful pre-paedos who have had a crisis morally, ethically, or emotionally speaking about it in some point of their lives; myself from about 4 years ago internally when I had my first panic about it, to now, where I’ve had such the largest panic I’ve literally been driven to several different neuroses over it, amongst other stressors. Those whose predicaments authentically trouble and distress them at the deepest level to that of immediate remorse. It shows, albeit how brokenly at times, some conscience; even Bundy was eventually regretful of his crimes independent of the incarceratory context -- as he was facing death, there’s no reason to believe it was feigned for favourable parole conditions.

Neither David nor I committed any crimes relating to children, whether that be of physical, verbal or sexual assault; neither of us have looked at child pornography, neither of us have pursued children to any massive degree, only David really looked to start a family, I would have the pipe-dream of one now and again with the full realization my resources would just be bringing more unfortunacy upon the world. Most paedoes tend to relentlessly pursue reproductive opportunities to gain new victims for their crimes. Yet I can still barely live with myself, and that’s before Cuntster shouted ‘PAEDO’; frankly, the fear of it was greater, but perhaps treatment has just made me number to taunting, who knows?

I do deserve not to have to live in fear for something I knowingly understand and are fully cognizantly aware to be inherently wrong. These are the kinds of complexes that just self-fulfil prophecies and create these criminals out of spite. I’m personally one for antiandrogenization of paedophiles, potential paedophiles, and even infantilists if androgens give them age-dysphoric distress** (I wonder if someone has given Clement Saggers the idea to become AB;DL yet; he has the personality type); it’s commonly done in mainland Europe but for some reason, only precious trannies ever get ANYTHING other than shit-tier, Indian-imported psychopharma drugs on the NHS.

**I even said in my diagram, the three -- infantilistic regressionism, infantilistic fetishism, and latent paedophilia, usually never acted upon and latent due to a high capacity to relate to a more childish ToM, can very rarely overlap in unison. Typically, it requires the individual to be on the very borderline between autism and neurotypicality (a kind of mid-stage in ToM disability and intellectual compensation for that ToM deficit; gifted children usually socialize in more ‘cerebral’ ways, true is it also for mediocre Asperger’s; when regressionist tendencies are strong due to high sensitivity to stress, there’s deliberate over-investment in the preservation of an infantile mindset for nurturance’s sake, and that, unlike the individual subtypes, is regardless of gender), and have generalized personality disorders over all three axes, but most strongly in borderline, followed by narcissism, then sociopathy and/or histrionicnness jointly. The paedophile-antipaedophile’s is a very distressing and potentially suicidal predicament when not dealt with. This is a mixed vulnerable-predatory personality type which switches upon external socio-pressurization and stressor conditions; you’ll remember on my old WordPress blog, where I said I only ever get angry to hide latent fear in rise to a challenge.

-This is a conscience I’m unsure whom I’ve dubbed as “Harvey’s local Pizzagate collective” really have, given their desire to forcibly hyperandrogenize and paedophilize all autistics -- starting with myself experimentally -- as some warped, spiteful, reputational and sexual humiliation tactic, to be followed, in the instance returning to my one fantasy (turned-nightmare, really), with a crypto-transsexual, pre-operative “support worker” whose sole careplan -- whilst I’m pacifier-gagged -- is to such a denied-dysphoriac’s then-engorged dick upon discharge.

I can believe, now, that rape victims cope with their experiences by enjoying the experience temporaneously to deprive their rapist of the power ascribed to them; I essentially raped myself in a bout of hyperprogesteronism-induced hypersexuality for approx. 36 hours worth of deranged, near-uncontrollable fantasies, almost like badly epiphanous visions, cumulatively. I also fear giving a spiteful, vengeance-seeking Haselgrove ideas, but I couldn’t care, enough conspiracy theorists exist on the internet that, even if retarded Scottish normalfags are duped by Vic Rodrick’s retarded lines, virtually nobody else other than the KiwiFarms would be.

I would still advocate the stuff for nootropic purposes, but at CONTROLLED DOSES. I never had a problem with megadoses in the past, but then, I never had a predisposition to psychotic thinking of the bona-fide form until my mid-20s, or late last year, when the time-travelling transsexual visions and Biblical reference delusions started happening. Never had that experience before in my life. My dopamine receptors could take grams upon grams of progesterone before. Not now, whatever’s genetically predisposed me to an increase in D2-sensitization (post-edit: retrospectively it might’ve been a conspiracy, see the ‘tard wrangler letter), it’s happened, and I can’t get away with it anymore; I take dosing a lot more responsibly in that I’ve given up buying the stuff, I now only take antiandros and I’ll be stopping even those as soon as I get a certain script. My, and yes get this, 10,000-mg-at-a-time (basically a box of 50 200mg microgest pills) progesterone consumption was intended as a form of myelinitic preservation, because I had a vision about the future in which everyone was given progestigenic antidepressants except autistics, who weren’t even allowed seretonergic ones, and forced to regress in segregation disguised as a “neurodiversitarian campaign”, in a hyperfeminist dictatorship. By no means is it not going to happen; that was the basis for my writing the autistic-transsexual conflict theory, which I’ve still been meaning to transcribe from my prison pennings. Instead, it became a mental health crisis of monumental proportions, the guilt of believing I was a Micheal-tier superpaedo overbearing my shoulders so greatly one time that my entire family had to console me as I broke into tears. If the system does attempt to destroy me, there will at least be a handful of people who will never believe the official narrative. Despite how neglected and frustrated I’ve felt at what seemed like emotional abandonment, when they are present for me, it’s refreshingly reassuring.

I’ve confided these thoughts to my sister and my mother, expecting permanent shunning and disownment because I believed I deserved it for reasons besides at the time (existing, basically). I had explained the nuances per my hypothesis paedophilia-to-infantilism continuum. It is just a theory, mind you. They thought it to make some sense “save for the fact most adult babies are guys” (their quote: my response was, “they’re suppressed trannies!”) -- they know of infantilism from a few fucked up acquaintances and television; they knew I was a very early adopter since 2003 though since my eldest sister confessed to spying on my connection, although I kept hush about the TG stuff until ‘09 -- to which I additionally pointed out “well, actually, LGDD is beplauging the movement as a BDSM-inspired inroads.” (Attribution to LagoonaBlue for the observation -- that has been a palpable subcultural trend from the early ‘00s to the mid-’10s; that is, female cultural appropriation).

CID retards like DC Black are ultimately response for the conflation of infantilism with paedophilia -- having overhead the phonecall between him and a duty psychiatrist in July ‘14 with my oversensitive hearing at times mostly self-induced (underesensitive at others; usually with not paying attention, possible unrecognized ADD?) -- which has created this guilt-ridden mess such that the deeker-activism which I’d rather keep a separate part of my life HAS to be an occasional part of my other work for syncretic theoretical reinforcement. I propose it as a viable redirection in redeemable paedophiles such that I see this successful reformation having overcome my genetics regardless of what Cuntster pontificates on the matter, maternal/patern genetic investment differentials in-particular. Strictly adhering to Freud, however, and since partially backed by neural and IQ-testing battery studies, biological males TEND to adhere inheritable to the intellectual and socio-emotional characteristics of the MATERNAL side anyway, explaining why I’m males ahead of my immediate sister down* (and roughly equivalent in ability to my eldest sister).

*Save for a lack of recognition of thyroid disorder; even then, whilst elevation caught at the right time would be inarguable, I still think the heirarchy would be maintained.

What’s more, wider variability in biological males end up in a bit more pot-luck despite the massive gamble to stupidity -- I converge to populational means, but I’m well above SES-normed averages (mean=90 for my parent’s place on the income distribution, so too does it truly hold for myself).

This ridiculous notion that I could be false equivocated to some brain-damaged child molester with zilch going on in the imaginative and intelligence department EVEN BY HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY’S STANDARDS (there is trailing average, then outright exceptional), with only spite driving motivationally any minimization iof my mother’s genetic contributions is IDIOTIC to say the least, and OFFENSIVE (although that Cuntster seeks to be, well beyond “light ribbing”) needless to say!

Part 2 shall be transcribed tomorrow. I’m too tired, not to mention a little kid next to me was causing sensory disruption with the clacking of his keyboard.