honestly i would have preferred to be under anesthesia for tooth removal surgery because that took so much longer than crowbarring the top ones out. i got given a stress ball and everything but it feels like a wet bone mine with the pickaxes and hooks in it
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today i had to get my gums cut open to fit a crown and theres nothing like a guy putting what is basically a hooked xacto knife into your mouth and then grabbing your head while applying enormous amounts of pressure. i think he also had to laser away some of the excess tissue anyway it hurt like. reallyfuckinbad
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had to go to the campus clinic today for what we in the business like to call a "classic matthew knife mishap." the doctor was about to do some chemical cauterization to stop the bleeding and told me it would hurt. "how bad," i asked. "i don't know, because we normally do this with the area numbed," he said. then he asked me if i knew any creative swears because he was "always looking for new ones."
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You know asleep leg, you hope for awake leg, now get introduced to: leg that really needs a nap
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give it up for week fiiiiive!
apparently my dick is still cursed!! i didn't struggle with this shot nearly as much as last week, but it still wasn't as easy as it probably should have been. idk why i'm struggling so much now! like i did fine the first couple weeks and it's just been kinda downhill since then
whatever it's fine, i gotta like get my confidence back or something cause this sucks ass
i used ice this time to help numb my leg and i think that actually kinda helped, but also holy shit it was so fucking painful after for a bit there. like waaaay more than it probably should have been or HAS been fuck me
anyway fae was here again and we got the shots song again at least so that was good. we're also watching shrek 2 cause they haven't see it yet
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okay so our mouth is still kinda sore but like... nowhere near as bad as it usually is after dentist appointments???
our jaw is kinda stiff and it's sore where the anaesthetic was injected but that's only really noticeable if we move our face a certain way, and the swelling and soreness on that one bit of gum is barely noticeable now.
I'm used to our whole face being so painful we have to keep taking pain meds for days after and end up struggling to eat solid foods because of our jaw being so bad. I'm used to having to spend like a week recovering. I don't even feel that sick from the anaesthetic but I don't think she ended up having to use that much because it kicked in so fast which never fucking happens with us normally.
I'm kind of convinced our previous dentists really were just shit at their jobs and probably fucking up our teeth more while trying to treat them.
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i love getting blood drawn because every time i have to go “I’m fine with needles as long as i don’t see it happening” and then someone’s like “did you… not see the piercings happening?” and i have to be like ok well that’s different
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