Just got back from the store with a 5 pound bag of apples and clementines & I feel like I can take on the world
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once again
the food in my office is always available. i taped a sign to the bin that says "help yourself" for a reason. it's always there.
and yet, and yet, students always verbally ask and then apologize for taking it. it's for you. the sign says "students help yourself"
you cannot learn if you are hungry. i have more. there is a secret stash. pls relax.
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Chocolate covered nutrigrain bar is good!!!! Yummy!!
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trying to trick my body out of being nauseous by saying "mmm delicious" every time i take a bite of food
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i get high and suddenly can’t stop eating fucking nutrigrain bars one after the other in rapid unending succession
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I believe in slutty Saul, but like Kim designing her own hell in Florida, it's under parameters that he chose. He's like a closed system in introductory physics, there is something hermetically sealed about his whole deal. No energy is getting in or coming out. A LEED certified building of slutty behavior.
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Show: Previously on...
Me, who's been binging this show nonstop and covered in snack wrappers: I should skip this
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good morning. once again I woke up nauseous and starving and needing to pee except this time instead of 5:30 I woke up at 4:30 and instead of going back to sleep my stomach hurt so bad that I’ve been awake ever since. I stay winning.
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sometimes the fae king pretended to be a viera, just for a laugh
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Hamster decided we're not friends and that i am actually very scary™ so ive been giving him a high value treat near his wheel every time i hear him wake up, but he doesnt like treats... he'll take it(or show interest) and eat like 2 bites then throw it back down. Ik he pouches things bc of his nest but ive never seen him with a full pouch
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I hate that when I’m on vacation my body decides we don’t need to eat. Like I eat so much less food on vacation than when I’m home.
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All I had to eat today was ONE nutrigrain bar and a pack of bees!
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