i bought vegan mango coconut donuts 😏
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Sir Nuttington, Novice of The Blades and Apprentice to The Balmora Fighters Guild.
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British people will be like "I live in West Grumblyshire, in the town of Scunthorpe. Just take the first right on Nuttington Road and you're there!" and the worst part is that I only made up two of those names.
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i want to go home and jerk off but im still on the road for two more days. reader please bust a fat nuttington for me tonite
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go into detail!! I beseech you
Okay 😳 penis repulsed and sex hater and lesbian mutuals and oomfies shield your eyes!!! Seriously look away I LOVE YOU this is not a place of honor you will be so disgusted by me after reading this. Ive warned you like 3 times already Because i care DO NOTTTT look at this if u know its gonna make u sick. Immgonna get cancelled i KNOW it im literally going to sleep after this and im going to wake up cancelled for being a nasty whore
- hes SOOOO talkative during sex n is constantly praising me n telling me how cute i am. Yall are gonna shoot me and kill me and stab me with knives and run me over with your car but i like to be called a good girl during sex. He told me he was proud of me after i gave him head and could barely even get the tip like in my throat he was like kissing my forehead n cheeks like “im sooo proud of u u did such a good job”
- hes like dominant in bed but not in like a selfish cringe daddy dom bdsm way he just takes charge. Like it just feels natural it doesnt feel weird and psychosexual and 50 shades of gray ew. Like hes in control the whole time but i actively enjoy that veryyy much its not like hes a tyrant over my pussy
- he literally Makes me cum like its sooo awkward when other guys try to do it like “r u gonna cum for me kitten” BARF idk how to explain what he does different but one time i lost track of how many times he made me nuttington it was upwards of 20 times and it felt like my pussy was crying!!!!
- he just picks me up and grabs me lol. He doesnt throw me around but he just moves me like im a ragdoll like pre sex smoking weed he just pulls me into his lap. Post sex n we’re going to sleep he just places me on top of him with my head on his chest
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Franklin Delano Donut/Agent Washington
Characters: Franklin Delano Donut, Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue)
Additional Tags: Light Angst, Canon Compliant, Post-Season/Series 17
Summary:
Donut visits Wash in the hospital and helps him work through some memories. And possibly also feelings.
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rvb valentine
valentines gift exchange! domestic donut/wash @ozcarma @rvbgiftexchange
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okay I read a thing where Wash thought of Donut as a twink and like. no. Donut is natural born hunk refined by hardworking, midwestern farm life, okay? now Wash on the other hand....hot take but it’s by sheer hard work he’s avoided being a twink himself and as soon as he stops working out so hard he’s going to fall right into it. his muscles are hard earned and hard kept and his natural state is 100% twink. Donut could throw Wash right over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. fight me
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I know you. You're Sir Nuttington. The notorious outlaw... Let me outta here.
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i dont have time to make this look nice just take it
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I am LOVING this Wash and Donut friend&ship
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