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[chasingabby]

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Abby: heyy the tiny little theatre in the student center is showing Wonder Woman tonight you should come with meee

Abby: I'll even pay for your snacks if you want, I just don't wanna go by myself

[wtfalexx]

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Alex: long plane rides are still not my thing

Alex: and i lived in nyc for five years already lmao

Alex: but aye, home is home

Alex: and you are the wrong person, oops.

[tfmack]

"I never really got the real reason why you have to take all these extra classes when it's not even dealing with your major. I'm taking some physiology class. I went today and already I'm lost."

[salemdyer]

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salem: seems like you forgot something here

salem: wanna come get it? (;

[dawsonvanderbiltxx-blog]

With the sudden influx of students on campus due to the impending move-in days, Dawson and some of his fraternity brothers had found it absolutely necessary to practically set up camp on central campus in order to watch the puny freshmen guys wander around like lost puppies and to take stock of the little freshmen girl in need of a good time. Sitting in a cluster of lawn chairs, the boys were constantly hooping and hollering at the students who passed by-- no longer caring if they were freshmen or not. Some were even peering through binoculars to get a closer look at some of the newer faces. It wasn’t until a shadow was cast over his chair that he realized someone had approached him and, finally looking up, he arched a brow at the person now invading his personal space, “How can I help you today? Are you lost? In need of assistance? We accept payment in the form of blowjobs or booze.”

[brittcnia]

“Look I’m not out here sayin’ m’stupid or anything cause I graduated at the top of my class and shit but this is fuckin’ nonsense. I think my professor might be on drugs like that guy that wrote on the road. I speak two languages and I can’t understand a damn thing on this syllabus. Is this for real? Have you heard of this guy?”

[tfjasonn-blog]

“How much you wanna bet by the end of this year I will get one my professors to sleep with me? I think I could do it. I’m pretty good at talking people into things.”

[lxvelyvixlet]

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Hayden: SOS.

Hayden: I've been writing this 500 word essay about myself for about a decade now and can't get passed 243 words. Help.

[jackson-morrow]

Jackson was trying so hard to focus right now. He’d read the same line over for about the 5th time now. “Fuck it. I give up.” He dropped his head into his text book accepting defeat. After a minute he picked up his head and reached into his jacket pocket to pull out a joint. “Dammit” He mumbled as he couldn’t find his lighter. “Hey.” He tapped the persons shoulder who was next to him. “Do you have a lighter so I can smoke this?” He held up the joint, not caring at all who saw. “C’mon. I’ll let you hit it, if you do.”

[zacharyodair]

The line at Los Tacos was long today. No doubt it was to get in on the three for five dollar deal they had today. “Damn, why is it always so busy right now?” Zachary wondered out loud, not really speaking to any one person in particular. “I just want some tacos.”

[mcrgott]

margot was beautiful, there was no denying that. but was she graceful?? absolutely not. hot coffee in one hand and a few books stacked on the other, she descended the steps of the library in a rush, trying to make it to her next class on time. it was on the last step, though, that she entirely lost her footing, instead ending up sprawled on the floor, the coffee spilling onto herself and the books spread over the floor. mortified and red-faced, she looked up at the person in front of her sheepishly and offered a small, nervous chuckle. “please pretend you didn’t see that??”

[avalineprice]

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Avaline: I found two kittens dumped in the alley behind my parents bakery

Avaline: Know of anyone who might want them??

Avaline: They're small, black and I was told not to name them but I call one Selina and the other Iris

[lylahq]

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Lyla: s2g I lose my keys more than a normal human should

Lyla: if you haven't come to the conclusions yet...

Lyla: I lost my keys help SOS

[tfmack]

"If you can do me a favor- if you see a motorcycle with light blue on the seat can you tell me where it is? How don't know how the fuck the person hot wired the shit, but I learn something new every day about bikes."

[chasingabby]

“See, this is what bothers me.” Abby gestured aggressively to the television. “That, right there. Ryan Reynolds in the Wolverine movie. I’m definitely not complaining that Ryan Reynolds is in movies it’s just—okay I know that they didn’t have the rights to Deadpool at the time and they couldn’t use entire backstory, but it’s bad when the guy sitting next to you in the theatres to see Deadpool asks why he wasn’t shooting lasers out of his eyes because he thought that that’s what he does.” She sighed deeply and stretched out her hand, trying to reach for the remote to change the channel but falling just short. “Remind me why I put this on again?”

[laurelcallistos]

“Am I crazy or like can Ted Danson get it? I mean Cheers Ted Danson can totally get it but The Good Place Ted Danson? I might as well start looking for a sugar grandpa, you know?”