#o cliente

[cheiadastoria]

consumidores insatisfeiros, até quando as pessoas iriam acreditar que o amor era a resposta para todos os seus anseios? astoria até tentava avisar que sua mágica era capaz de atrair uma pessoa a outra, apaixonadas, dispostas a tudo, mas isso raramente queria dizer que haveria um final feliz. "olha, eu já te disse: você pagou pelo serviço e recebeu, sinto muito se não está contente com o amor verdadeiro, mas não sei se reparou, não trabalhamos com devolução."

[astrelle]

SHOP OPENS TOMORROW APRIL 21st (2024)

brand new items will be up for preorder, and previous charms are coming back for preorders again!! I’ve been working on this shop update for about two months, i hope everyone enjoys!

mothcharm.com

[eyebaus]

stream results! sorta. didnt finish what i meant to HFJDS

[twiggiesketches]

All I draw is these two kissing

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

i met a real life girl today who knew what patriarchy meant

[hanma-apologist]

btw folks, look at what I got for Christmas, inspired by this art of Mikey that I absolutely love

[missymurder]

worst birthday ever

[jventureart]

I forgot to eat again today but look at this giant fucking duck I stabbed into someone today 😌🙏

(Video sideways because I'm Incompetent)

(I'm now inhaling pho like my life depends on it woopsie)

[mueritos]

pls pls pls life continue being awesome pls pls pls 

[twistedappletree]

akdhajdhajdhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

[halo--hall]

i'm old so i still use snapchat, mutuals add me if you want i'm witches-house

[kittlyns]

Fuck two-factor authentication, it's fucked that you literally cannot log into your accounts, even knowing the password, from another device if you don't have access to your phone

[9ofspades]

When I asked him if he knew Count Dracula, and could tell me anything of his castle, both he and his wife crossed themselves, and, saying that they knew nothing at all, simply refused to speak further.

Okay so while I recognize that this has become a common trope in horror stories these days, which makes Jonathan being all "???? what's going on" very funny, not being genre-savvy in gothic horror, but being somewhat genre-savvy in capitalism, I would have had a COMPLETELY different reaction. 

He and his wife:   [crosses themselves] we do not TALK about Count Dracula.

Me:  Ohhhh.  Got it.  [mentally prepares for him to rant about the poors and make a hundred completely wrong claims about real estate that I'll have to talk him out of for him to finally buy the dang house]

[winchesternova-k]

i swear to God the bbc version of sherlock holmes has given some of y’all brain rot

i just had to see someone v confidently say that watson is an abuser bc of that Goddamn show, which mischaracterises all the characters so badly ppl actually think that’s an accurate reading of the character

[wachi-delectrico]

not me blushing after buying something off ebay for the first time and seeing the seller left me a nice review

[medusasbush]

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