#obey me dateables edition

[shoccolatine]

what your favourite obey me character says about you (dateables+ edition)

╰┈➤ ❝ DIAVOLO. ❞

you like responsible/mature people

you like making people laugh

you're an optimist

you don't take things too seriously

you have a big heart

you like the classic gentleman type (opens the door for you, pulls out your chair, etc.)

you want a "golden retriever boyfriend"

╰┈➤ ❝ BARBATOS. ❞

you like side characters

you enjoy meta/fourth wall breaks

you want to be doted on

you're a quiet person

you prefer one-on-one conversations

you like tea

you like cooking/baking, or eating

you have a monster kink, and/or have a thing for yanderes

╰┈➤ ❝ SIMEON. ❞

you're not great with technology, or, alternatively, you're tech-savvy and like helping people

you like making people smile

you like/want café dates

you fluster easily, or you like to fluster people

you're patient

you don't follow trends / are immune to peer pressure

you have a corruption kink

"aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape shit"

╰┈➤ ❝ SOLOMON. ❞

you don't mind cooking/baking

you like mysterious people, or you're mysterious yourself

you're an introvert

you enjoy learning/academics

you're kind/forgiving

you're mischievous/playful

╰┈➤ ❝ LUKE. ❞

you're great with kids, and/or are a kid at heart

you like baking/cooking

you have a sweet tooth

you're kind and caring

you're a bit stubborn

you're optimistic/cheerful

╰┈➤ ❝ RAPHAEL. ❞

you like serious people

you want to be that one person your mean/cold crush is secretly nice to

you have a great attention to detail

you're a quiet person

you have a thing for biblically accurate angels

you're blunt and it might come off as rude

you have sensory issues

you're autistic

╰┈➤ ❝ MEPHISTOPHELES. ❞

you're dramatic, or you like dramatic people

you're a theatre kid

you're creative

you like writing

you like fancy dates, and/or are high-maintenance

you're competitive

you like groups/crowds and being in the spotlight

╰┈➤ ❝ THIRTEEN. ❞

you want to be stepped on

you're dramatic, or like dramatic people

you're an extrovert, or an introvert that tends to get 'adopted' by extroverts

you're competitive

you have a sweet tooth

you like to make people laugh

you're blunt and it might come off as rude

[cnnmairoll]

Chibi obey me doodles! 💥 (dateables! edition)

Put them gently in ur pocket :]

[coral-melon]

Heya!! CM! (Get it your user!)

Its 🍓 again :3

Would you be able to write imagine/hc thingys how they would react to seeing your human form for the first time when you go to the human world with them! Im thinking along the flustered fluff/ possibility suggestive thoughts about mc =^=

Any of the brothers/dateables u want! But if your looking for specific just mammon & levi as personal preference :3

(AFAB preferred but No description of gender js cool too :3 )

Aghhh sorry this is worded so weird I’m not the best leaving suggestions i feel too askyy ;^;

Your writing is lovely and i can’t wait to see more!!

- 🍓

Hello again -🍓! Love the ‘CM’ nickname! And by all means, ask whatever you want and however much you want! I’ll always make the time to write any requests~

Also sorry for taking so long; I really wasn’t too sure how to write this, and I’m sorry but I kinda tweaked it and lil bit.. ^^’ I was going to make everyone but I ended up only doing Mammon cuz I thought it would’ve been a very long post. BUT! I can most definitely make separate posts for each of the brothers if that’s something you and others want!

A and as always, if it sucks just lemme know! Constructive criticism is always welcome >;)

Cotton Surprise

Obey me! Mammon x Sheep!MC

Genre: Fluff, crack/shenanigans, slightly suggestive

What’s it about?: Seeing your human form for the first time!

Not that many but They/them pronounce; mainly AFAB

A throwback to Lesson 19 from the original game but tweaked it as well

Edit: ((There were minor changes cuz someone made a comment that pointed out to me how maybe some people didn’t understand what I was telling. Totally my fault ^^’🙏))

None of them ever understood why you turned into a sheep. It happened as soon as you first arrived to Devildom. But the more time they spent with you, they got used to it — some even forgetting you’re a human all together.

One day, most of the Brothers were sitting together in the living room. It was mostly quiet until Asmo brought the question: “Hey, What do you guys think MC looks like if they weren’t a sheep?”

It left them a bit dumbfounded that they hadn’t even thought about it. They got so used to you being a sheep so it kinda just slipped their mind. It also got them to start bickering a ton of what they thought you’d look like.

— “What’s with all the commotion?” A voice interrupts their conversation. Lucifer walks in with you in his hand, talk about perfect timing!

— “We were just talking about what MC looks like if they were in their human form.” Beel explains.

— “Oh right.. none of you have seen them.” Lucifer remarked, chuckling softly under his breath.

— “What does that mean?” Satan says with already irritation in his voice.

— “Well, it’s only right that I know what MC looks like. I was the one who picked them, after all.”

This got many of them heated! Jealous that Lucifer was pretty much the only one that knows. Mammon, Levi and Asmo were whining about how that’s not fair, Satan was gritting his teeth, and Beel along with Belphie just sat quietly watching the scene. They quieted down once you said, “I could just describe what I look like, y’know.”

All of them gathered around like a bunch of kindergartners getting ready to listen to a story book. They payed such close attention to every detail you said and tried to visualize it in their head to the best of their ability. It only made them even more eager to see you for themselves.

And it didn’t happen until the very last moments before you had to go back to the human realm..

… With a true loves kiss! >;D

Cliché, I know. - -’

Mammon

After dipping the House of Lamentation, he ends up in who knows where but more importantly, away from Levi. After he was done huffing for air, both of you start laughing from the absolute fun of stupidity you guys had. You couldn’t help but think about how odd it must’ve look from someone else’s perspective.

You two eventually eased off and took the time to catch your breaths. And then realize the beautiful view you guys have of Devildom. He sits you down gently on the thick stone fences while he rests his body on it. There was a short, soothing silence between the both of you — a soft, cool breeze blowing while you watching the city lights together. Mammon eventually brakes the silence and says,

“Y’know what? It’s always fun whenever you’re around.. I’m always smilin’ and laughin’ when we’re together. There’s never a dull moment..” he says softly; when you look up at him, he’s not looking at you but can tell he has a blush decorating his cheeks.

You smile at him warmly, before looking down at your tiny trotters. You were a sheep till the very end.. you had fun, but you can’t help but get a little sad thinking about it. Like just now, you would’ve been able to run away with him instead of being carried like a pillow.

“W-Who needs the human world, eh? You don’t gotta go back! I want you right here in Devildom, I want you here with me, all the time..!” Mammon looked straight at you, you perked up at him once he said that. He looked at you as if you were the greatest treasure he’s ever had. He wasn’t kidding around, such an unusually serious and determined face…, you felt butterflies in your stomach.

There was a silence again, you looked at him with in awe eyes. He slowly leans in, you leaning slightly forward.. letting whatever was going to happen, happen. Until finally, his lips reached you.

☁︎ —Poof— ☁︎

Light clouds suddenly surrounds you, Mammon was completely taken aback; and then he just freezes. When the clouds disperse, it revealed you.

You felt.. different. Blinked a couple of times before you looked down again. And to you completely surprise, the troopers you looked at but merely a few seconds ago were replaced with hands! You touched your face, your hair, your legs.. they were all back! You give a yell for joy, your curse has been broken! But then you also realize how you didn’t have any clothes on… you looked at mammon — who had his face completely red and eyes glued on you, completely frozen in place. Which made you freeze for a moment.

(Him)→ ╭( ⸝⸝๐_๐)╮ (○□○) ←(you)

— “AAAAAAAHHH!!!”

— “AAAAAAAHHH!!!”

You tried to cover yourself to the best of your ability; but first of all, you can’t really cover much. Second, he already saw everything! Both of you were very flustered, embarrassed, and still shocked by what just happened. You weren’t a sheep anymore! What’s up with that?!

Thankfully, Mammon at some point finally snaps out of it and covers you with his uniform’s blazer. You grip onto it tightly and covering yourself to the best of you ability. You mutter him a ‘Thank you’ under your breath. But both of you were still quite frantic, looking at each other with wide eyes while huffing to calm you nerves.

“Aha! …Found you!” A voice suddenly says from a short distance. It was Levi!

“Oh shit..”

“Mammon, Give me back my moneeey!!”

“Yikes! Time to go!” He says, lifting you up into his arms and making a run for it. And man did he run! He probably ran faster than when he was being chased by Lucifer. Levi didn’t see it coming’.

You were in a daze, you’ve been carried by him countless times.. but today you felt like a princess that’s been swooped by Prince Charming — a very peculiar one, but still charming.

He — at some point — stops running and hid in whatever corner he thought was good enough so that Levi wouldn’t find you two. With his back to the wall, he collapses to the ground. With you still in his arms but making sure you didn’t fall. You can’t help but laugh and pull him into a tight hug.

Mammon felt like his face was going to explode any second now, he just couldn’t believe that he was holding the actual you — and naked at that! But whatever was going through his head completely perished once he heard your lovely laugh. You were so happy.. embracing him with all your new found excitement. It felt like it was only the two of you in the whole word, so nothing else mattered.

“You broke my curse, Mammon!” You say. When I say this guy’s ego got inflated, I mean it. He felt like nothing could stop him now. That’s right! The great Mammon just did that! No one else!

He takes a closer look at you face; he always kept in mind all of the details you said that day, but you looked way better than what he had imagined. He couldn’t believe his eyes…

You suddenly pull him in and give him a passionate kiss; and oof, was he over the moon! After that one, he starts feeling greedy. Just one kiss isn’t enough..!

—☁︎

Later on, he bought you a few clothes since, of course, you didn’t have any. And decide to go back home.

When he went back to the House of Lamentation, he wanted nothing more than to just sneak in without his brothers knowing. But much to his dismay, Levi was already waiting for him at the gates. And when he realizes that the person he’s holding is you, he goes hysterical and now the rest of his brothers know..

“Oi, that’s enough! Step aside! Can’t ya see MC needs to get to their room??”

He’s always looked out for you.. from beginning to end. You felt like you were falling in love with him all over again. It was hard to believe that life here was coming to an end.. You want to make the most of it before having to go back home. But at the moment, you just wanted time to stay still, just for a moment..

End

I had a lot of fun writing this! So tysm for requesting it -🍓. Tho again, I’m sorry for not really completing what you asked for.. I still hope I was able to put a smile on your face! Take care~

[leviathans-watching]

om m.list ━ brothers (part 1)

[back] | [part 2]

➳ edit 7/11/23: i hit 100 links on here, so everything posted on/after this date will be found in part 2!!

cupping their cheeks

awkward/embarrassing situations they've been in

sleeping/waking up with them (includes dateables)

dancing with them (includes dateables)

how they confess to you

"you were mean to me in my dream" (includes diavolo)

choosing the 'parent' tiktok trend (includes diavolo & barbatos)

chill mc (includes barbatos & simeon)

mc's afraid of bugs

mc doesn't celebrate their birthday (includes dateables)

rejecting them

rejecting them alt version

calling them by a pet name

when they hurt your feelings

coming out as nonbinary

mc w/ braces

seeing you in cute pjs

mc's afraid of needles

reactions to teaching diavolo wap

when you have a nightmare

wanting to cuddle you

teen delinquent!mc

holding their hands

reactions to you crying

comforting you when your dreams are insulted

hardworking mc

sharing their birthdate

sharing their birthdate alt version

calling them your whole world

using their shampoo (includes diavolo & simeon)

how they act on vacation

'losing interest' tiktok prank

defending you from a creep

coming out as ace (includes solomon)

when they're jealous

when they see snow

catching you sleeping

when you have art/writers block

"would you still love me if i were a worm"

waking them up to ask if they're asleep

at your wedding

burned-out mc

'the ick' prank

slow dancing with them

comforting a heartbroken mc

their morning routines

going on a boba date with them

seeing mc all bundled up for the cold

using kisses as leverage

picking them up from the airport

them as seasons

how they give you the ick

touching their horns/tails/etc.

slow learner mc

mc w/ glasses

before you

falling asleep in front of them

valentine’s day with the obey me boys

explaining the dentists to them | part 2

mc on their period

mc isn’t playing therapist

"i didn't want to be here"

you're dating someone?!?!?

mc’s brothers

carving pumpkins with them

nowhere to go for the holidays

mc with type 1 diabetes

when they (try to) surprise you

when they turn into toddlers

having a hard time in the human realm

comforting you after a loss

chaotic/feral mc texts (includes dateables)

photo not loading

adult twins are cringe

pride month?

deleting everyone cute

mc craving sweets during that time of the month

obey me boys as funny tweets | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | pt 5 | (includes dateables)

the brothers at university

pet names they call you (includes dateables)

om characters as wikihow memes (includes dateables)

obey me bros + pinterest nails

“he wants to order”

things not to say when someone comes out (includes dateables)

D&D(evildom) Beyond! - 6.5k, oc!mc

“Leviathan, Abel, what were you doing?” Lucifer prompts, and the two share a look.

“We were playing Dungeons and Dragons,” Leviathan begins slowly, “which, now that I’m looking–”

“–Our opening scene was awfully similar to this,” Abel finishes.

“Wait, are you saying you think we’re in your campaign?” Satan asks, eyes wide, and Leviathan nods.

“I mean, it makes total sense,” he says with budding excitement. “Like, I’m obviously supposed to be a ranger, Abel’s definitely an artificer, and Lucifer’s a total paladin. This is so cool, it’s like my dreams are being brought to life right before my eyes!”

my new neighbors are demons *not clickbait* - 1.3k

I love your writing ❤️❤️❤️

Can I request a shot with MC’s neighbor sort of just moving in and seeing the shenanigans of MC’s life that is the three realms.

Chaotic lessons from Solomon.

Accidentally catching MC using magic through a window they forgot to close.

Talking to Dia and Barbatos and Dia missing all social cues and taking everything literally.

Either be MC x Mammon or platonic with all

But also the brothers as they waltz into MC’s home whenever they are or are not in their home.

I can also see luke and mc bringing this guy extra sweets they baked

I’m sorry, I know this is a lot. I just thought your writing would match this perfectly.

come hell or high water - WIP; fem!reader

“Let’s get one thing straight,” he barks. “I don’t like you, nor do I respect you. This whole program is utterly ridiculous and I fear Prince Diavolo is a fool for suggesting such a thing. You’re just a lowly human, got that? You’ll always be nothing, especially to me, The Great Mammon.”

If he was looking for tears or offense, you were afraid that is not what he’d receive. You’d been playing the court since you were young, so these insults were nothing new to you. Actually, it was almost a relief for him to underestimate you because of your status as a human, and not a woman. Men were so dreadfully pigheaded sometimes, and you were sick and tired of having to play the good girl card, only smiling demurely instead of sharing your mind as you wished.

“Not going to say anything?” Lord Mammon snorts, and you cock your head at him.

“My apologies, Lord Mammon,” you say, “for I had not realized you were done speaking. I’m afraid I wasn’t listening all that closely.” Lord Mammon gapes at you, but you’re not finished. “Furthermore, I don’t know what the women down here are like, but I assure you, a few brash curse words and scowls thrown my way is not enough to scare me.”

(A Regency AU. Sort of)

mc on her period - 1.5k; fem!reader

“MC?” he asks, stepping closer to you. You manage a weak smile though you think it may have come across as a painful grimace. “Are you sick? Why are you huddled on the couch with like-” he pauses, eyes flicking over you, “-five blankets?”

You’re still not super used to any of them, what with you only having been in the Devildom for a few weeks, but you figure there’s no need to mince words. Demons could handle a bit of vaginal bleeding, couldn’t they?

“I’m on my period,” you say, and he winces. Maybe they couldn’t.

Sticks & Stones - 13k

“MC seemed off today, right?” Satan asked, looking at his brothers.

“For sure.” Belphie agreed, and it was quiet for a moment.

“I was going to ask why they were wearing your jacket, Mammon, but now I’m more worried about this,” Leviathan remarked, and Mammon smirked a little, but it was overshadowed by concern for his human.

“To be honest,” Asmo dabbed at his mouth daintily with a napkin. “I’ve been noticing it for a little while now, not just today.”

“As have I.” Lucifer seemed more serious than usual. “It is our duty as MC’s hosts to make sure that their time in the Devildom is satisfactory, and if they’re feeling down, it would be a good idea to know why.”

“Because we’re their hosts,” Mammon mocked. “Lucifer, we’re all worried about them, so ya can admit it too.”

* * *

You had been feeling a little low in terms of yourself, and the brothers decide to remind you if your self worth.

Are We Really Sure Crazy Equals Genius? - 2.5k; fem!reader

anon ask: can i request a obey me fic where female mc is super badass but also kinda crazy? like she has a gun or something idrk? thanks xx

[potol0ver]

Ok yall, I need help finding two smut fics I remember.

1. Was an Obey me smut fic where MC is using a magic dildo and it was linked to one of the dateables, and MC didn’t know it.

2. Was the opposite where the dateables had a flesh light that was magic and connected to MC, and they didn’t know it.

If you feel up for helping thank you so much 🙏

EDIT; yall have delivered with it, it is from Asmology. My brain messed up and I believed there was a dildo version but I was right about the pocket pussy version!

EDIT 2; YALL- I found an AMAB MC version where MC is the one with the pocket pussy- It’s by badperson-8

[another-lost-mc]

BARBATOS masterlist

➤ Fics

Comfort (cw: bullying, hurt/comfort)

Making a Claim (vampire!au, gn!reader, nsfw)

The Last Dance (afab!reader, nsfw)

➤ Poly & Multi-Pairing fics

Feel the Heat: Royals Edition (threesome, heat dynamics, afab!reader, nsfw)

➤ Short Fics/Thirsts

Making a pact with Barbatos

The ways he loves (gn!reader, nsfw)

Kisses on the battlefield

His demon form horns (gn!reader, nsfw)

Dinner with barbatos (Nightbringer timeline)

The night is young

Bittersweet

The prince's bath time

➤ Series

The Creepy Castle [ series info ]

Part I: Serptentine (gn!reader, nsfw, cw: implied somnophilia)

Part II: Hospitality (afab!reader, nsfw, cw: drugging, implied somnophilia)

Part III: Pet (gn!reader, nsfw, cw: forced imprisonment, starvation/forced feeding, animal cruelty)

➤ SFW Headcanons

Dining with the Dateables

MC is reborn in the Celestial Realm

When MC faints/has a panic attack

When MC makes them a Margiela "kiss" shirt

When movies make them cry

What they wear to see Barbie

When MC is scared of snakes

Watching over your human family

How the Little D's act when MC dates the Avatars of Sin

Shadow-walking with MC

How the Little D's act when MC dates Barbatos

When MC is a professional F1 driver

When they turn into their onesie animal

Sharing the same birthday with MC

When MC needs surgery

➤ NSFW Headcanons

When MC needs a little TLC (gn! + afab!reader)

When they go down on you (afab!reader)

When MC is quiet in bed (gn!reader)

When MC sends them audio porn (gn!reader)

Where they bite MC (as vampires) (gn!reader)

Would they use a love potion on MC? (gn!reader, cw: implied dubcon/noncon)

Lactation kink headcanons (gn!reader)

When they find out MC has a FWB (gn!reader)

When they find out Solomon is MC's FWB (gn!reader)

How they mark MC (gn!reader, cw: implied dubcon/noncon)

➤ Return to the Obey Me! Masterlist

[ironicallyyn]

You latest post said you wanted ideas so...

Obey me characters x gn reader thats chubby and is an absolute insomniac at heart 😭

👀👀 as you wish m'lady🙂‍↕️🤌🏻 though I must say I tried to add the chubby part too but it kinda didn't set with the insomnic part

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Obey me characters x gn insomnic reader

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Lucifer:

•If he ever had the chill type personality, he would've definitely said us bro us💀

•definity the type to notice your sleeping habits and arrange accordingly... To make sure no one distrubs you when you sleep

•Being the dad of the family, he sure got alot on his plate and after getting to know your insomnic nature, he'll definitely carry sleeping pills on him everytime

•"you should try sleeping mc or might be bad for your health".... "says the one"

Mammon:

•...you don't sleep? Wth... Anyways let's hit this casino!

•mammon is the one who's gonna act like he doesn't give a flip flop but in reality lemme tell ya... He's always looking out for ya

•occasionally glancing during your rendezvous... This man will literally burn everyone alive if anyone tried to wake you up

•"oi human, ya sleepy?"... "Nah... Why? You worried?~" "O-oi! Great mammon is worried bout who!?"

Leviathan:

•With his gamer self? He forces himself to be insomnic at this point🙂‍↕️

•His sleep schedule was already too flipped up but after meeting you, it kinda got more chaotic

•You're his Henry, darling... If you sleep, he is asleep, if you're awake, he is awake.

•You're practically besties at this point! (I hope my favouritism towards him is not so clear🫣) He gives you company whenever you get bored and/or are not able to sleep, this man's got tons of things to indulge yourself with... Just don't touch his ruri-chan collection

•"hm? You aren't able to sleep? No problemo.. I got the latest Demon Lord limited edition playstation game! We can play that together!... I-if you don't mind..." "Aww thanks lev!"

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I might continue this series with other brothers as well... Kinda like part 2? And maybe add other dateables alongside🌚

Hope you liked it!

[opiopal]

I was thinking…. If I…(bear with me)… posted info dumping about my Obey Me Mc and their relationship with the brothers, Dateables, and side characters, would anyone, perchance, read it?? It would absolutely give me the chance to also sort my mc out completely, and it would probably be a long LONG post tbh

Edit: ok so I decided I’m gonna make a post and add ✨pictures✨ so that’s gonna be posted at some point today

[numberonemammonstan]

Obey Me Dateables and Side Characters brown eye edits! :]

[stellariah]

Ellie's Closet: Barbatos edition

⊹ content: these are Ellie's redesigns of the dateables' closets after they burn all their current clothes. Next up is Ellie's former BFF, the stunning, loyal Barbatos (who is somehow more intimidating than Diavolo). ⊹ warnings: none. ⊹ a/n: Ellie is my first Obey Me OC. You can visit their Devilgram HERE! The comments are written from Ellie's perspective. Though I love all the characters, Ell has a variety of feelings. I did these outfit re-dos a long time ago so some images may be familiar. Post set up inspired partially by the Princess Diaries makeover scene.

Only Ellie can take THIS and THIS:

And give you....⊹˚₊

Barbatos: Tops

⊹ Barb's Human World outfit is actually beautiful (minus the warm colour triangular patterning) and suits him well. However, Barbatos is an intimidating, mysterious, and mystical demon and his style just does not reflect that. ⊹ Corsets are an absolute MUST, especially those that have romantic detailing and beading/chains. ⊹ The tops remain mostly loose and flowy in a variety of materials with corsets or cummerbunds to add definition. Teal, black, and white are the main colours with purple as an accent. ⊹ Material focus: satin/silk, crepe, chiffon, velvet, lace, cotton

Barbatos: Bottoms

⊹ Tall boots suit Barb so well, so bottoms will be mostly skinny/straight cut pants or long, loose skirts. ⊹ The bottoms are mostly black with some longer tops/capes and/or accessories used to draw other colours (mostly teal) down. ⊹ Leg harnesses are a must, so much so that Ell got pants that specifically had the harnesses stitched in. ⊹ Material focus: silk/satin, leather, cotton, crepe

Barbatos: Accessories

⊹ The accessories is where Ell focused on adding that mystical touch, drawing on a large variety of materials, textures, and shapes to create a magical, timeless feeling. ⊹ Ell feels a bit sad at the lack of floral for Barb, but felt too much of it would be overpowering. They tried to incorporate more floral elements here, especially in Barb's footwear. ⊹ The classic white gloves are fine, but uninteresting. Black suits Barb better and using fingerless gloves with different materials fits this new wardrobe better. ⊹ Material focus: pearl, black metal, mesh/fishnetting, leather, velvet

©stellariah 2024 | do not copy, repost, translate, or feed my work to AI. All clothing images are from Pinterest. Obey me artwork is ©NTT Solmare Corp.

[1-siracha]

obey me characters as the asian extended family stereotypes!! older brother edition

younger brothers / dateables / undateables

massive disclaimer: i am chinese-malaysian, and this is created solely off my own personal experiences and videos on the internet i have seen regarding this topic. these experiences and memories may not apply to you. this is also a joke, these are stereotypes and do not apply to all asian families or all ethnic families. also may be a little ooc since i havent played om! yet

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lucifer: the exemplary cousin

when i think of this guy, all i see is my younger cousin

absolute genius, gets high grades, focuses on school, DOES VIOLIN AND PIANO, wears the most concealing clothing, very mature

be prepared because your parents are about to relentlessly compare you to him

"aiyoh mc, why are you not like lucifer yet?! when he was your age, he was raising all his brothers on the streets after he fell from heaven, and what are you doing loh? smoking weed? doing cigarette? studying to be artist?"

during family gatherings, he is absolutely smothered in attention by all the aunties and uncles. most of the time sits with the parents instead of the kids and talks about whatever the fuck they talk about at the parents table

every other kid there gives him the death glare because these mfs KNOW he is loving the attention and the massive ego boost it gives him.

mammon: the disgrace

ok my southeast asian homies (and maybe south as well) we all know this mf

the main antagonist of the auntie gossip

often comes in the form of a sketchy uncle

has at LEAST two tattoos and one of them is probably a dragon (i am projecting my own disgrace uncle on to him so hard)

got in a lot of trouble for either scamming another relative out of money or gambling away their families money

smokes on the balcony during gatherings (if he's even allowed to go)

actually pretty nice and funny but nobody wants to be around him because hes a lowkey faliure. most of the older kids like hanging around him, but often dont stay around him too long as their parents are worried of his influence.

also he probably took up modeling which made the aunties hate him even more

eyes flick to mammon as he seats himself at the dining table, and he responds to them with a nervous smile. "mammon," one of the adults starts lowly, in a belittling tone that made him sick to his stomach. "didn't bring anything to the gathering, not even 古老肉..." they look at him before adding another taunt. "oh.. that's right.. you never learned mandarin, did you? nothing to contribute lah. always take, take, take with you. just LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO MY HUSBAND'S MONEY!!"

ruckus erupts as everyone on the adults table simultaneously starts yelling, as though the family tension built up over the past year head finally snapped.

shit.

Leviathan: the teenager

congratulations dude, you just got the most underrated type of asian at a family gathering.

doesn't get as much attention as lucifer due to being relatively mediocre and not as talented as him, but will occasionally his parents will flex his coding skills or an award he got at school.

doesnt really talk due to not much people at the family gathering being his age group, so he mostly sits in a very solitary corner of the kids table on an uncomfortably small plastic chair and plays games to pass the time.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

the moment the asian parents kick the kids off to the nintendo switch or wii u so they can freely argue about politics or whatever (im not sure im still stuck at the kids table 😭), this man completely shifts.

beats everyone MULTIPLE TIMES. makes them fucking bawl. oh my gosh its actually so funny.

the little kids hate him because he beats them so often in mario kart.

[kenzie-mm]

Obey Me characters + dateables as Minecraft players: (edited)

Lucifer: The one who crafts everything and helps others out.

Mammon: The one who steals diamonds from other players chests.

Leviathan: The one who takes the game seriously and rage quits when they die.

Satan: The one who enchants every weapon they own.

Asmodeus: The one who does nothing but change their skin every minute.

Beelzebub: The one who finds all the food and keeps it for themselves.

Belphegor: The one who says they’ll be online soon but never is.

Diavolo: The one who owns a lot of animals.

Barbatos: The one who is scared of silverfish.

Simeon: The one who’d explore the world instead of completing it.

Solomon: The one who’s really only there to make potions.

Luke: The one who owns a lot of dogs and cats and goes everywhere with them.

[alexxncl]

obey me dateables + side characters as songs i have on repeat

more drabbles <3

og lesson 76 spoilers for simeon's

nb lesson 14 (15?) spoilers for solomon's

thirteen's is very self indulgent and slightly suggestive bc she's my girlfriend /srs

masterlist | more drabbles/hcs | brothers edition

diavolo: priority - max changmin, taeyeon, winter

diavolo has always been a busy man, even more so after the celestial war. with his father's relatively unexpected -- and seemingly eternal -- slumber, he was thrust into a position that he wasn't quite ready for.

he had to keep himself composed in front of people, barely allowing himself to truly process whatever emotions were running through his body, even behind closed doors. with the appearance of seven new demons who knew nothing about the world they were forced into, diavolo had a lot on his plate.

over time, he befriended the fallen angels, but still couldn't be close to more than one of them in the way he wanted because of he never-ending, overbearing responsibility of ruling a kingdom breathing down his neck.

diavolo eventually learned that no matter how busy he is, he will always, always, make time for mc.

he was pleasantly surprised at how easily they were able to excel during the short period of time they spent in the devildom, and he was shocked to see how quickly they carved their way into his heart.

he'd never been that close with anyone except barbatos and lucifer. not even his own father knew him well enough to hold a conversation with him. mc...they were so comforting, so encouraging; they understood him and his insecurities and his struggles.

they made him feel seen, safe.

even though spending more time with them meant shirking on his responsibilities and enduring a lecture from barbatos, he'd still drop whatever he was tasked with in an instant if it meant having them by his side for just a moment longer.

their lifespan is so much shorter than his, and he needs to spend as much time with them as possible.

he knows where his priorities are, and he'll make the most of his time with them while he has the chance to, responsibilities be damned.

barbatos: heart on my sleeve - chlöe

as the butler of the devildom's own king-in-waiting, barbatos often had no choice but to put on a polished front, masking his true feelings and emotions behind a stoic, yet kind smile, tending to diavolo's every need.

depiste seeing diavolo as a trusted friend, he still viewed the young master as someone he needed to take care of, someone he felt obligated to look after and protect. after all, how could he ever share the burden of his emotions with the scared little demon that locked him in a room just to beg him for his support and companionship?

barbatos was extremely wary of mc when they first came to the devildom, but he never let it show. managing to make pacts with seven of the most powerful demons in all of hell, all within a single semester? something was...off.

he didn't want diavolo falling to a similar fate, and seeing them get close to the young master so easily made him pay very close attention to them.

he, surprisingly, found mc to be very endearing, a kind soul who wanted nothing more than to help the people they cared about, someone who would give anything to protect their loved ones, their family. | had they considered him family...?

they almost instantly say though his facade, the tiredness practically bleeding from his very being. the exhaustion from managing his personal well-being and the life and tasks of diavolo was almost palpable by the time mc came to the devildom, and all it took was a simple,

"you can always talk to me, you know...if it ever gets to be too much"

for the dam to break. all of his feelings, his deepest, darkest secrets, desires, and insecurities falling off of his shoulders and into the arms of the person he knew wouldn't think of him any differently for asking for help.

solomon: perfume - nct dojaejung

solomon never had many friends, not even when he was a kid. though, it was pretty difficult to talk to people when your parents kept you locked in a basement with the only source of light coming from a tiny window.

he enjoys the outdoors more than being cooped up inside of the house all day, anyways. it meant seeing the world, meeting new people. not everything about the world was welcoming, though.

that's why he started making pacts, that's why he decided to hone in on his power, making him stronger than his mentors and strong enough to stand a chance against anyone who stood in his way. he might not have had the best track record for pact-making, but he had more than enough to keep himself protected.

he never thought he'd see they day when he'd wind up taking on another apprentice, not until mc not so kindly begged asked to be taken under his wing.

the summer after their first semester at RAD was one he'd never forget. merciless training led to numerous unexpected nights spent at each others apartments, so often that mc started leaving their clothes and other personal items at his house.

said personal items somehow magically "disappeared" before they went to go shower, and they were forced to shower with his soap, use his towels, and walk around in one of his huge t-shirts that he got from who knows where who knows when.

mc thought it was cute watching him go to those lengths to see them his clothes. he smelled nice, and he'd never tell them where he bought his cologne from. he still managed to keep up a near flawless appearance despite the excruciatingly difficult outdoor training exercises he'd put them through, and the smell of his cologne never faded.

being around him so often was made the traces of his time with them their own personal brand of perfume.

solomon loved the outdoors, but he didn't mind staying inside if it meant seeing mc all cozy in his clothes.

simeon: kiss me more - doja cat ft. sza

honestly...simeon knew he was bound to fall from grace one way or another. he was to afraid to fall with lucifer and his brothers, but he was willing to lose his ranking to help them.

he never cared for being an angel all that much anyways, not after the celestial war. his relationships with michael and raphael were strained, and he wished more than anything that he could see lucifer and his brothers again.

the exchange program came as a relief to him. he needed a break from the celestial realm. he rarely walked around in his angel form anymore, feelings of regret and questioning his place causing more of his feathers to grey out, falling more frequently. it was easier to ignore like this, easier to hide.

the devildom was nice. dark, but nice. he didn't know what to expect, bit he grew accustomed to it rather quickly. he tried to make conversation with lucifer and his brothers, but most of what they had in common was gone. it had been for millenia.

one person he didn't think he'd grow close to, though, ended up worming their way into his heart. they didn't question his views on the celestial realm or the devildom, they were there when he needed to vent. they didn’t see him as weak, or a coward, or a mistake, or-

and their lips were so soft, the softest things he'd ever felt. he wanted, needed to feel more of them, to feel all of them, to know every inch of their mind and their soul and their body. he didn't care if it was a sin, if it was against everything he'd been taught to do.

he knew he'd fall eventually, and he would've done anything to save the three realms -- even if he did feel less connected to the one he called his home -- if it meant that he'd be able to see them again.

though, there was some selfishness behind the fall. while, yes, it was important to steal the ring in order for the three worlds not to implode, it was also -- if not more -- important for him to lose the guilt that came with indulging in his deepest, darkest fantasies.

if falling meant that he was guaranteed to be with mc, he'd do it a million times over.

luke: miss understood - dpr ian

luke never wanted to come to the devildom in the first place, but he didnt have a choice in the matter. he'd hated the thought of disappointing simeon, and he hated the thought of disappointing michael even more.

luke didn't know much -- if anything -- about life outside of the celestial realm. he barely remembered the celestial war itself; forced to stay inside while simeon and michael and lucifer fought to their near deaths, watching from a window, too young to stop the destruction that plagued his home.

he looked up to lucifer...lucifer and all six of his siblings in all honesty, but he'd never admit that out loud. the thought of them falling from grace for something so...so insignificant, he would never understand.

demons were so...off. he never understood demonkind, their outlandish ways of thinking and behaving. he barely understood solomon, he was the least humane human he'd ever come into contact with.

but he did understand mc. he clung to them almost as much as he clung to simeon when he first arrived. they were always nice to him, helping him understand the world around him. but...they were friends with lucifer and his brothers. but, why? it's not like demons cared for humankind. the love and compassion in their hearts had to have dissipated after the fall, right?

he got close to mc in no time. they were like family to him. he'd do anything to make sure they were happy, trying new things. he started to actually enjoy life in the devildom with them around.

by default, he had to spend more time with...them. but after a while, he wasn't as opposed to it. they cared about mc just as much as him, after all, even if they have odd ways of showing it.

mephistopheles: get used to it - justin bieber

mephistopheles was indifferent towards humankind. as long as they minded their business and didn't meddle in the affairs of or make things difficult for him, he'd leave them be.

angels on the other hand, he hated them. he hated the way they acted, the way they thought, hell, the way they carried themselves, was irritating to him...and having to deal with fallen angels due to the celestial war, it was his worst nightmare. but he got over it. eventually. whatever makes diavilo happy makes him happy.

diavolo's idea to start an exchange program wasn't a shock to him, per se, but it wasn't necessarily something he was excited about. he'd support all of his childhood friend's endeavors, regardless of his own opinions. he'd do anything to rekindle their ever thinning relationship.

mc's arrival to the devildom wasn't something he paid attention to very much in the beginning. they didn't bother him, he didn't bother them. but...they did manage to make a pact with all seven brothers and grow close to diavolo in a ridiculously short amount of time. that would make for an interesting story, wouldn't it?

he decided to interview them, thinking he wouldn't be too interested in what they had to say. he just wanted a cover story, really. but he ended up having more fun than he'd like to admit; both of them smiling and laughing at the end, sharing embarrassing stories about the brothers and diavolo that they promised each other to never share.

he could see why everyone had quickly grown so fond of the human, finding himself gravitating towards them while walking to classes, during lunch, after school in the courtyard.

their presence in his life was something he didn't know he'd be grateful for. the small snack boxes with sticky notes that would randomly appear on his desk when he stayed late at RAD, the good morning and good night texts and calls...he'd never even had a relationship like this when he and diavolo were this close.

it became almost second nature to him, a weight lifted off of his shoulders as he slowly grew accustomed to their tendencies, subconsciously adopting some of them himself.

raphael: would you mind - prettymuch

raphael was content with being an angel. he never even considered falling from grace as an option. losing his powers, facing michael's disapproval...all of this was unfathomable.

(that's a lie. he'd contemplated it for a brief moment when lucifer asked who's side he was on. he blamed it on "his status", "wanting to stay by michael's side." he was afraid, terrified even. but he'd never admit that)

getting chosen for diavolo's exchange program wasn't something he expected, especially given his strained relationship with lucifer and his brothers before the celestial war.

he'd heard some things about the human who'd managed to make pacts with his old brothers, intrigued by how quickly they were able to do so. a human with little to no power couldn't have forced them into pacts. he knew they wouldn't willingly forge pacts with someone unless they trusted them deeply, but what was so special about them?

then, he met them. they weren't the nicest to him...but this much was expected given his past with the brothers. but they weren't outright mean, either. cold glances and greetings, only interacting when necessary.

he and the brothers fixed their issues eventually, and he wound up spending more time with mc as he hung around the brothers more. it was easy to see why they were so enamored with them, they were easy to love. especially after they felt comfortable enough around him to loosen up, seeing him as less of a threat and more of a friend.

they got close surprisingly quickly, hanging out in between classes and after school, on weekends when the two of them had some free time. he wouldn't admit to it, but he was developing feelings for them...the same feelings that caused his sister to fall

he ignored them at first, claiming they were strictly platonic, but everyone could see through his lies.

the more he thought about it, the more he realized he really wouldn't care if loving them meant losing his status.

thirteen: lipstick lover - janelle monáe

thirteen always had a thing for pretty souls. she just...liked watching them from a distance. most of the time. she'd hate to taint something so precious, but sometimes, she couldn't help herself.

first, she met solomon. they were, surprisingly, really good friends when they were both young. still so curious about the world around them, so naive to how twisted and evil the people in it could be to pure souls like his.

they were separated for some time, and in that time, something changed. he wasn't the same. she hated it, hated it to the point that she could barely stand being around him without a stabbing pain in her chest reminding her of how bright, how beautiful he used to be. she wanted the old solomon back, her best friend, one of her only friends.

she'd never found a soul as bright as his, not until she met mc at least. despite everything they'd been through, seeing themselves die, almost dying right after, and facing near death countless times before and after that -- it's enough to fuck someone up permanently -- their soul never lost it's shine.

they had so much care for the world they grew up in, the realm they were thrown into, and the realms they hardly had a glimpse of. it didn't make sense to thirteen, she didn't understand how someone who'd been through so much could still have such an untainted outlook on the world.

she very quickly became attached to mc, always following them around RAD. stolen glances and fleeting touches when they passed each other in the halls, pulling them away from the brothers to show them her newest traps, leaving class early in favor of exploring the devildom or showing mc around her cave.

or they'd skip school entirely after first period and find themselves back at the house of lamentation, barely making it to mc's room in time before her lips were all over mc's skin, hands touching and pulling and grabbing and kneading wherever they could reach, mc's hands finding purchase wherever thirteen allowed.

and when they finally had some alone time, clothes strewn across mc's floor, tangled in the sheets and caught up in each others warmth, thirteen noticed that their soul didn't dim when she came near, when she touched them. it shone brighter, to the point that she had to take a step back and admire it.

it shocked her at first, not knowing what was happening, how they could get even more intoxicatingly beautiful. one she found out mc felt the same, that she was the cause of their soul's blinding glow, that her touch could do something nobody else had been able to do, she had to have more. she couldn't get enough.

she didn't care if she was reprimanded by RAD superintendents or her parents; her relationship with her parents wasn't the best anyways after failing to claim solomon's soul before he became immortal. she stopped caring about their opinions ages ago.

empty classrooms, restaurant bathrooms, janitors closets, anywhere really. thirteen's lips hooked onto mc's neck, lipstick stains and bruises decorating their gorgeous, soft skin and mc's hands in her hair, gripping her shirt, tugging the RAD jacked off of her waist and tossing it to the side.

after all, who was she to deny such a beautiful soul the chance to shine brighter than the celestial realm's sky?

[mintesprig]

Obey me classic Barbie movie edition

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Lucifer | 🍭Barbie Nutcracker 🍭

Classic, the original, full of classical music. He would appreciate how it’s a story about taking responsibility even when you don’t want to. About finding your place as a leader and finding your love from another land.

Mammon | 🌺 Island Princess🌺

Something about traveling to a strange land and trying to find yourself. He would secretly enjoy how it’s about finding and supporting family, and about falling in love even if others are against you. He would 100% cry at the reunion scene and would enjoy making fun of how pretentious the peacock is.

Levi | 🎨 Rapunzel 🎨

Someone who loves art and never leaves their tower? Perfect. Who has to deal with an overbearing authority figure? Check. But honestly it’s a classic story and filled with someone finding themselves through their art so I think he’d really enjoy it. Also the idea of having some close animal friends to help the protagonist and a love who is willing to fight for them and accept them for who they are? Man is smitten.

Satan | 👑 Princess and the Pauper 👑

Objectively the best narrative of all the Barbie movies. It has a classic story and classic songs, that’s what would get him to watch it. I think the entire theme of having to keep who you are for the sake of duty and responsibility to others would hit a chord. Especially since in the end both leads can find a way to have both their duty and love in their life.

Asmo | ✨Fairytopia✨

This is literally about somebody struggling to accept themselves and who worries about how people see them. Unlike everyone around them they don’t have wings but in the end they prove that it’s what’s inside that counts. They bravely show who they are and in the end are rewarded for it. Not to mention that aesthetic wise? It’s so very Asmo.

Beel | 💎Diamond Castle 💎

Yes it is about a sapphic cottagecore couple (we know Beel supports the lesbians) but it’s also about two people facing the world together along with their newfound friend they never expected to find. It’s about people who live each other in a variety of different ways supporting each other even through dark times. It’s also about dealing with the guilt of letting those people down and finding redemption from it. Give this poor lad a hug please.

Belphie | 🦢Swan Lake 🦢

Let’s be honest he would get a kick out of Rothbart. Also there’s something about a curse that transforms someone during the quiet hours of the night that would appeal to him. He would begrudgingly watch it with you and would never reveal that he’s eventually secretly kind of fond of it.

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I might do the dateables (and Luke) another time because it is criminal that the 12 dancing princesses didn’t make it

[devildom-moss]

Current request list (updated)

in no particular order

amab!MC floating the idea of marriage once the realms are at peace (Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos)

MC with a stereotypical New York accent that only comes out around family headcanons (brothers + dateables)

The characters spending the holidays with the reader headcanons (brothers + "extras" - I'm pretty sure that means all the other characters including Mephi, Thirteen, and Raph, so all)

gn!MC who casually flirts back and then has the audacity to be surprised that they're being seduced (brothers)

MC getting a kiss on the cheek (all)

Monster!Simeon with gn!MC NSFW + some anger, jealousy, and devotion/worship sprinkled in

Religious guilt Raphael tapping out during his first time with MC because his body is, in fact, not ready

Hurt/comfort after a (dealer's choice) traumatic incident with MC - high angst (the others/dateables + side characters)

Simeon (and Barbatos) dad content

Simeon x Barbatos x MC angst - no comfort

Strong MC carrying them (and carrying them around like a princess) (the others/dateables + side characters)

They get jealous over gn!MC jokingly simping over Just Some Fucking (Fictional) Guy (brothers)

Reacting to a moss-eating MC (brothers) (is this at all related to my blog name?)

Simeon + Barbatos angst (No MC, I think?)

Reacting to MC eating sand headcanon (all?) (MC with PICA? Don't do this though - some mosses are edible, but sand is not and can be dangerous)

Reacting to s/o MC wanting to fan over/discuss their favorite novel with them (all)

Insecure first relationship with MC (all)

No nut November headcanons (demon brothers) (Complete)

MC with an eating disorder comfort - with extra Beel comfort (type of ED was unspecified so I will do my best there; also I'm really sorry you're struggling anon M. I love you. Try to take care, and please practice harm reduction where/when possible)

Lucifer getting jealous that gn!MC is spending more time with a plush of him - SFW specified

Simeon dad content with BoF!MC (obey me au/ 💜 anon's au)

Barbatos October poll post (monster kink) pt. 2 - aftercare version

Hard core sex with tons of aftercare (side characters - remember this means Thirteen, Raph, and Mephi on this blog) (this request required deciphering on my end, so lets hope that's correct)

gn!MC choosing not to become immortal while on the brink of death headcanons (the others)

MC introducing Diavolo to the game Katamari Damacy

The guys having gay panic / an awakening over m!MC

amab!MC having a movie date with soft dom!Thirteen that ends in sex (anon. I love you so much for this one.)

MC who scratches their skin and bites their nails to fidget (+ blood) reactions (Barbatos and Thirteen)

Reader refusing Lucifer's and Belphie's pact (extra angst flavoring)

Poly DiaLuci asking gn!MC out

MC returning the favor and giving roses back (the others) (I'm not sure if you meant "the others" grouping/everyone but the brothers or others in general, but because it'll probably take me a long time for this one, I'll start with the others grouping)

Finding out MC used to be aggressive in high school but has since mellowed out (the dateables)

MC who doesn't talk unless necessary headcanons (the brothers)

Luke telling MC he wants to marry them when he's older fluff (This should go without saying but 100% platonic with no room for romantic interpretations)

MC character study

I am going to try to pick one of the shorter ones and get started on it tonight (I always have so much trouble picking something to start). I already have ideas written down for the Simeon x Barbatos x MC angst, though.

And remember, if you don't see your request but you sent one in, you will have to resend it because this is everything so far. Additionally, if you notice something wrong in the interpretations of these asks, you're welcome to correct that. I'll edit/update this post periodically until requests close.

Requests close at the end of Sunday, November 5th PST. It may take a while to get through all of them since I will probably only post once or twice a week throughout November - it just depends on what I can get through.

[temis-de-leon]

Recap for you and for me (I have bad memory):

Confident reader request for anon

Dateables and Brothers x shy gn!reader prequel request for Romance anon

500 followers celebration

Replaced MC AU part 4 and continuations

Not related to Obey Me, but Hogwarts Legacy rewrite (the beef is personal now)

Edit (I had the idea right after posting this): the brothers have a nightmare where they fall in love with the reader after rejecting them and they never date

I'll close requests in general on June 30th, so if you want me to write something from or outside the 500 celebration, this is your chance :)

Dw, I'll still write over the summer.