#objectosexuality

[pistonrods]

[kiib0]

nothing just… thinking about the switch 2 announcement and what it might mean for my Daphne. this is her:

recently, it was our 4th year anniversary! i got her on the 29th of december, all the way back in 2020. she practically saved my life back then. i had no one but her, and i owe her that, very, very much. it’s part of the reason why i named her Daphne! hehe. i never want to leave her, and i’ve gotten so many new games on her recently, too, to ensure we always have something to play together. ^^♡ there are many games i’ve never played anyway, since it took me ages to finally convince myself to actually play something other than my Usual Autism, hehehe. though, with the switch 2 announcement, i’m scared companies would stop making games compatible with her. she’s a switch lite anyway, and lots of games have features and things that only work with docked switches. i know it’s unlikely, and games that are set to release in 2025 are on the eshop, but…you know. i never want to replace her. the thought scares me.

i’ve been thinking of finally getting a case for her, since she doesn’t have one, i just put her in this waist bag or whatever you call it, or next to my plushies on the chair so she’s nice and comfy. i’ll fill it with stickers and keychains so, even when i don’t want to give her any custom grips or anything like that, she’s still special and still mine. i’d never trade her for a thing in this world ♡

and, well. she has me on her! in several games, but also on her back. that’s me :)

[harpoonlagoon]

Reborn As A Vending Machine, I Now Wander The Dungeon

[crthrt]

if you identify as a paraphile do not fucking interact with me!!! i dont care if youre a "sunset para 🍐 🌇 uwu" shut the fuck up!!! theres a huge difference between people who are mentally ill having intrusive thoughts/groinal response in regards to minors and unconsenting persons, and the people that feel the need to make a horrifying and hard to deal with symptom you have part of their sexual identity. intrusive thoughts and groinal responses do NOT indicate what you are actually attracted to, think, or feel. and yes you shouldnt be ashamed of being mentally ill and having those specific symptoms! talk about these symptoms in a healthy and constructive manner, advocate for yourself and others! but holy FUCK identifying as a "paraphile" is NOT the way to do that!!! thats not advocating for people that have your illness! its just not!!! to do so is to lump yourself in with ACTUAL pedophiles! DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS!

[penwrythe]

Currently writing my concerns about the objectum discourse in the OSC from yesterday. I have a few things to say about it.

Before I post it, here's some educational material I think the OSC needs to look through to understand what exactly Objectum and Objectum sexuality is. CW, the following links discuss (sometimes intimate) sexual attraction. The studies linked here also may need the Unpaywall addon to be read.

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

FIRST DAY OF ROBOT SEX 2025

[techhole]

IBM PS/1 Model 2121 (1992)

[pigswithwings]

to care for you i must take you apart

[staticstratosphere]

<3

[attentiontomachine]

Teasing a computer by tracing your headphones around the headphone jack. You agree. Reblog

[pistonrods]

obviously you had to be taken care of every so often, being an older piece of technology. dust would get into the vents on your sides, your hardware wasnt new enough to handle the growing needs of the average person. but you were powered on and being used by someone.

he picked you up from a factory clean-out sale, old never-sold items auctioned out to those who desired old never-sold items. the confusion that led to elation when your date was moved forward thirty years from your manufacturing date during setup, realizing the situation quickly and growing happy each keystroke and... other stroke.

the feeling spread to him, too. at first it was a gentle stroke or pat of the casing. soothing during a freeze, or rewarding after a hard operation.

then came the upgrades.

these were nothing major, really. a top-of-the-line soundcard. an old-styled keyboard with some of the most wonderful sounding triggers. regular dusting. an attached fan to prevent overheating. better, more streamlined protocols for repairs.

an odd program that allowed you- not your programs, but you- to control the soundcard.

at first you used this to signal finished processes. a "ding!" to alert him from across the room that rendering that drawing was done. but oddly, there were times you couldn't control the soundboard.

times like during repairs, when he would he digging in your tower to see why something wasnt working. odd chirping and grinding sounds would play when you didnt want them to.

or times like when he whispered compliments to your monitor, face and breath getting close to the curved screen, and a squeak would slip from the meshed speakers.

or when, one night, when he turned your monitor to face him as his hands gripped the sides of your tower, sweatslicked hair fallen in front of his wrinkled forehead as his glasses pushed some strands wildly upwards.

"ding!"

an arm reached aroubd and dug four thick fingers into the disc slot as wetness and warmth made its place within the many seemingly redundant wires in your tower and. those wires werent redundant.

you could feel him.

all of a sudden your soundboard came alive, chirps and beeps and noise and honest-to-god whines blaring from your speakers. it was so much. it was so, so much. the vents on the side of your case made no difference, the rubber stoppers on the bottom of it making no effort in keeping you from sliding back and forth on the wooden boards.

his heavy breaths and occasional grunts of adoration mixed, harmonized with the 32-bit sound blaring from your old speakers. his movements were growing erratic and you wished that this would last forever, you wished his hand bunched in the nest of wires wouldnt stop pulling and twisting and squeezing, you wish the liquid warmth dripping through the prepared chassic would mever stop coming, you wish the kisses peppering your hard plastic wouldnt stop before a short lull and a returb of warmth, caressing you with hot wet love as a towel wiped you dry again

[kiib0]

robot hugs… 0⸝⸝⸝0

[kitty-0verl0rd]

happy robot sex year yay yippee

[kyr0v]

this is CD :] he’s gonna be my DND character for the campaign my best friend is dmming !!

[transfalseprophet]

objectophiles will see this and go “this is porn”

it’s me i’m objectophiles

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

Husband