#obsolete future

[gorrus]

[soillodge]

Listen/purchase: Walker Harris English [OF013] by Walker Harris English

[reed-it-and-weep-dpd]

Huh. I spend a few days away from this app to be responsible and close a case and not a single one of you even noticed I was gone. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were being responsible too.

[seariii]

I was stressed but now i'm more chill and really sleepy...

[mantisgodsdomain]

Occasionally we debate on illustrating random bits from our Discord PMs that we find really funny but then we remember that we're, like, the physical embodiment of the "ace that makes sex jokes" stereotype and phrases like "iterator dick discourse" would both be remarkably difficult to illustrate and probably require us drawing something at least somewhat NSFW (we do not particularly care to learn how to draw this)

[mrpinchy]

whenever i see techbros pushing AI as an inevitable future we poor plebs must accept, i think back to all the other very recent times they said the exact same thing about other horrible soulless ideas. nfts, crypto, metaverse, whatever bullshit elon is spouting this week etc

always be skeptical about anything techbros and other capitalism piggies are saying cuz chances are they’re not saying it cuz it’s actually true, they’re saying it cuz they NEED the rest of the world to BELIEVE it’s true

[obsolete-stars-if]

What's everyones birthdays?

Oh you have no idea what u brought onto this blog. BCS OS does NOT run on human earth time. And therefore they have different birthdays and different zodiac signs.

The link to the sheet lining the week-/days, weeks, months, seasons and zodiac sign/element out will be at the end under the cut. I have not written descriptions for the signs, and I do plan to one day make a converter (if anyone wants to take that off my hands I will forever thank you, sadly I'm a poor student on financial aid)

Anyway:

TK born on Labi, the 16th day of Asi, Week 3, Sign of the Sun, Element of the Flame. Season of Dajan.

Sammy born on Bine, the 10th day of Lalota, Week 62, Sign of the Monkey, Element of the Soul. Season of Gaptang.

Alia born on Esma, the 22th day of Laawal, Week 60, Sign of the Eye, Element of the Breathe. Season of Lawbay.

Sascha born on Haw, the 24th day of Psam, Week 50, Sign of the Beetle, Element of the Flame. Season of Lawbay.

Kate born on Bine, the 10th day of Yambe, Week 42, Sign of the Moon, Element of the Flow. Season of Pagayo.

Mikhail born on Kumi, the 13th day of Alim, Week 23, Sign of the Hand, Element of the Root. Season of Polagit.

Gigi born on Esma, the 12th day of Psam, Week 48, Sign of the Raven, Element of the Soul. Season of Lawbay.

The year works on a 375 day schedule, divided by 75 Weeks. Each week having 5 weekdays. There are 25 Signs divided equally on 5 Elements, one sign lasts for 3 weeks. With 5 Seasons that each last 15 weeks; 15 Months that last 5 weeks each, so one month is 25 days.

Days: Labi, Esma, Kumi, Haw, Bine.

Months: Asi, Awal, Lota, Tap, Alim, Lugo, Itop, Owal, Yambe, Psam, Laasi, Lawal, Lalota, Latap, Lamin

Seasons: Dajan, Polagit, Pagayo, Lawbay, Gaptang

Signs + Element: Cow (Soul), Sun (Flame), Goose (Root), Koi (Flow), Sow (Breathe), Maggot (Soul), Serpent (Flame), Hand (Root), Boar (Flow), Falcon (Breathe), Jackal (Soul), Lion (Flame), Ibis (Root), Moon (Flow), Cobra (Breathe), Raven (Soul), Beetle (Flame), Cat (Root), Ram (Flow), Eye (Breathe), Monkey (Soul), Fox (Flame), Moth (Root), Ostrich (Flow), Eagle (Breathe).

terrible Google sheets list. Yes, they all have meaning, yes the signs and elements are important, no, I will not explain anything.

[muckmage]

hey are you aware of the existance of @the-better-muckmage btw? what's happening here?

yeah sorry it's my brother, he made a tumblr couldn't think of a name so he did that and then can't be bothered to even use it

p.s. let it be known that he is the older brother btw, three years older, and also that i'm not kidding i am actually ~1cm taller than him and it's hilarious

[artific3r]

i think about future!raph from my wait au so much its unbelievable.

like. he woke up with most of his memories gone and his arm missing. he's the only one who got sent back to before the attack happened.

he met Draxum in a grocery store before either fully understood just how weird their circumstances were, and then they did not run into each other again for several years.

he's a middle school social studies teacher in the Hidden City. he fell in love and got married. he volunteers at a soup kitchen sometimes on the weekends and over summer break. he gets divorced.

he gets his memories back when the kraang attack happens. he goes to find the current version of himself and his brothers. he meets some kid with them named Casey Jr. who seems to know who he is even though they've never met. He's the only one here who's been to therapy. he finds that Draxum will not under any circumstances talk about the grocery store thing.

his brothers and sisters (April and Cassandra) start appearing over the next several years one by one. he keeps having to explain to them that he's gotten a divorce. he keeps having to stop them from trying to kill his ex-wife. he stops telling his siblings that he's gotten a divorce.

And he means everything to me <3

[pantstomatch]

every now and then I think about how in high school I did a report on Joan of Arc and spliced a video of a burning barbie with Ingrid Bergman and the scene was so long that class ended before my masterpiece came on the screen and the history teacher asked me if he could keep the copy and I said “sure!” and nobody ever saw my voice-over of her last speech with a melting plastic toy until probably years later and I’ve always wondered how that went over with everyone.

[biteyourbetters]

i've been. doing lots of new things recently. am i finally getting over the stagnation period of my life.

[shannonmccart1]

Why My Effective Marketing Strategies Is Better Than Yours

The proliferation of internet users globally has catalyzed a seismic shift in the world of marketing. As we hurtle toward an increasingly digitalized future, businesses are opting to switch their traditional marketing strategies to online platforms, resulting in the meteoric rise of online marketing.

Online marketing, also known as digital marketing, is the use of the internet and online-based digital technologies to promote and sell products or services. This contemporary sector of marketing encompasses a wide range of techniques, including search engine optimization, pay-per-click advertising, social media marketing, content marketing, email marketing, and much more.

The rapid shift towards online marketing can be attributed to several key driving factors. The precise targeting capability, cost-effectiveness, and real-time monitoring of marketing campaigns are just a few of the numerous advantages that have driven enterprises to migrate online.

One of the primary advantages businesses are utilizing is the power of data. With online marketing, companies can acquire real-time data about their customers that influence their purchasing decisions. This wealth of data allows businesses to understand their consumers better, subsequently enhancing their ability to tailor their services accordingly.

On the monetary front, online marketing is significantly more cost-effective than traditional methods. Marketers can effortlessly reach a global audience, drastically improving their return on investment. The scalability of digital marketing strategies means that companies can effectively adapt their marketing campaign as their business grows.

Furthermore, the flexibility and real-time tracking provided by online marketing are unparalleled. Businesses can monitor the effectiveness of their campaigns in real-time and make necessary adjustments to optimize performance. This immediacy is a stark contrast to traditional marketing techniques which often involve a delay in obtaining feedback.

While the uprising of online marketing is largely beneficial, it is not without challenges. The digital space is fraught with risk, and the imminent threat of cyber-attacks necessitates robust cybersecurity measures. Furthermore, businesses must learn to navigate the shifting digital landscape of privacy regulations, such as GDPR and CCPA, which can impose severe penalties for noncompliance.

[beerbatteredbooty]

been playing create:astral recently and god mother fucking DAMN is factory-making in minecraft fun

[gender-euphowrya]

i wish violet paradox pokemon had had more variety than ''normal pokemon But Robot'' like yeah they're from the future but. doesn't mean everything has to be made of metal

[cetaceous]

Obsolete Manipulator, Dragon Reactor, Winfrith, 2023

Gas Circulator, Advanced Gas-Cooled Reactor, Torness, 2023

Refuelling Cavity, Reactor Sizewell B, No 2, 2023

Window No 10, Irradiated Fuel Cave Dounreay Prototype Fast Reactor, 2023

Pile Cap Detail, Reactor 2, Dungeness A, No 1, 2022

The Nuclear Sublime photographs by Michael Collins published by RRB Photobooks, Bristol, UK 'Documenting infrastructure spanning a period of seven decades, the photographs in The Nuclear Sublime depict the present state and future of Britain’s nuclear industry— usually hidden from public view' image credits: Michael Collins via: The Guardian