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#obv they/she bc that’s me but yk
waffled-iron · 8 months
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have we met before? I swear i’ve seen those eyes.
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i just came out to a real life person and i think im having a heart attack
#IT WAS SO UNPLANNED I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ALL I DIDN'T EVWN THINK WE WERW FRIENDS??#she lives in the building next to mine and we go to tui together to divide the auto fare and we've been walking home 2-3 dino se#and she likes kpop and kdramas#but like there isn't that Spark yk like oh ny god i love u best friends forever its a little awkward and formal still#but we were talking about something and oh my god#when we reached home we were standing uski building ke neeche and she was like i want to introduce you to my childhood bestie i think you#two will like each other#and i was like kinda weirded out like um are we that close yet i thought we were just classmates 😭😭#so i asked ki oh why all of a sudden#and she's like 'i like you' and i look at her and laugh and she said STOP LAUGHING i don't meant it like that im straight ok#and idk something in me snapped i was like oh are u homophobic too?#but pls she didn't know what it meant 😭 so i explained ki do u hate gay people then#she said no no ofc not SO I JUST BLURTED OUT KI good cause im bisexual#THE SHOCK ON HER FACE OMG im saying this now in freaking out now but at that time i said it really coolly and proudly without fumbling#my voice didn't drop down to a low volume or waver or anything (which im so proud bc she's like the first irl person ive come out to face#to face??????? i mean obv childhood friends don't count they're all gay#but anyway she was like OH and then SHE FUMBLED she was like oh nice i respect u very much and it was so awkward i was like haan haan shut#up just don't tell anyone very few ppl know 😭and she wasn't done she was like so as i was saying#we're growing old and real good friendships are getting harder to find and i like you (stop laughing!!) and i hope we don't jinx it#and she literally touched a wooden table lying there and said touchwood???? 😭😭😭😭😭#now i am thinking why did i tell her she's so extroverted she talks to everyone we go to the same tui this town is tiny#she could tell everyone my parents could find out#but also a part of me is relieved cause im so sick of hiding something that is such a small yet imp part of me#and if she tells everyone then cool maybe there'll be more queer people i can't ve the only queer person in this town and we could be#friends and my parents eh they'd never believe something like that they'll ask me if it's true and ill say nah just rumors dumb kids#and they'll believe me because they'll want to believe me so bad#so no harm#i still don't feel very bestfriendy with her but maybe my standards are too high 😭 idk ig i can't see myself being friends with her#for a long time if we weren't forced by circumstances and i don't like her that much but im happy i got to say it#literally said it omg 'kyunki main hu. bisexual' FUCK THAT FELT GOOD
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hella1975 · 1 year
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yes im trying not to be so mean yes im working on my temper but under no section of my Healing Contract does it mention that these things must apply to my sister. in fact if you read the fine print it says im actively allowed to make her miserable. for my mental health
#she's so mean all the time like constantly telling me im stupid and shit#which probably didn't hit as hard before this econ degree but now every time she does it im just kinda like :/#and i laugh it off obvs bc am i fuck about to look put out by it#so she genuinely doesnt have any reason to stop bc ive not set any boundaries or communicated or yk. done anything correctly#i instead just let it frustrate the fuck out of me until one day im in a bad enough mood that i'll give as bad as she does#which i HATE bc as tough shit as she thinks she is i always think being mean - specifically the primary school way she does it -#is SO embarassing as a conflict method like girl 'you're stupid' is really the best you can come up with? bffr 😭#like when i say IM mean and SHE'S mean im talking about very different things#im mean less often than her but when i do it it's effective bc i literally catalogue people's insecurities and use them against them#like some fucking anime villian like it's actually uncomfortable to watch and i hate myself every time#whereas her way is effective bc it's all dumb comments ANYONE could make but she says them repeatedly until she wears you down#and of the two methods they're both shit but at least my way isn't cringe LMAO#so if i ever get so frustrated i revert to her method i just get v annoyed with myself like IM better than this she might not be but i am#and we've just been moving things in the garden with mum which is a flashpoint anyway#and me and my sister were just GOING at each other and it was all jokes until i said something she didn't like#and she was like 'what's your problem? it's fine when we're joking but you always take it too far' girl.#like i cannot accurately explain on here how ridiculous that statement is coming from HER#and if id said something actually horrible id get it but the convo was literally just#her: mum can i wear your watch for the chem ball coming up?#me: why do you need a watch for that?#her: ive got a dumb tan line on my wrist that i want to cover#me: i really dont think anyone is going to be looking at your wrists#THAT WAS IT LMFAO??? YOU HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE BITCH#ironically i had a field day with it like her saying that was the worst thing she could have done#latched onto it like a bloodhound fr my eyes must have lit up#i was like 'dont be such a baby' which is basically a fucking trigger word in our house#thought she was gonna hit me with a spade <3 peace and love on planet earth#godddddd i cant wait for her to go back to uni i HATE sharing a room i cannot escape her she's literally here as i type#i hope she knows im slagging her off to my niche online micro-community#hella goes home
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mccleans · 1 year
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#spent all day helping my best friend move into her new flat#and it was really lovely to be able to be there for her and help her unpack and set everything up#bc her bf (one of my other flatmates) is going travelling for a couple of years in march so obvs he's moving out and they're breaking up#which is why SHE had to move out bc she couldn't afford the rent on a double room by herself#and she's only just moved down the hill like literally a five minute walk which is obviously amazing#she's not ages away yk#and she's moved in with our mutual friend which is nice too#but on a selfish note now i'm left behind in a flat with four 20 year old couples#and i'm now the outside friend like i'm the one who has to go home yk rather than being the one in the home#and i'm just dreading being alone so much of the time like cooking dinner alone and coming home from work and being alone etc#and i'm worried as well that in the new flat they'll get really close and i'll be like forgotten about and left behind#and i know this is all catastrophising and mind reading and all those therapy phrases#but it just sucks. it really sucks#i had to walk home in the rain just now up the hill at half 12 at night#and i cried the whole way because it just all sucks so bad#i knoooooow obviously there's worse problems in the world there's people that are dying kim etc etc#but i'm just very sad about it right now. very very sad about it#so it's 1am and i'm going to sleep and i will wake up at 4am for the match and arsenal better fucking pull through for me#goodnight love u all sleep well appreciate the people in ur life x#also i mean two 20 year old couples lol i don't have eight flatmates
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nomaishuttle · 5 months
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fighting for my life trying to find info abt specificslly being an autistic parent to allistic kids but you search Autistic parent to allistic kids and evrry single thing is ITS SO FUCKING HARD TO HAVE A WEIRD FREAK WEIRD GROSS WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD SCARY ODD BLUNT AUTISTIC CHILD !!! WHEN YOU ARE NORMAL AND GOOD !!! can we all kill ourselves
#i did find a pretty good article im reading through. so ya.. it was a little upsetting at first bc they talked abt like. the author is l#autistic so they were talking abt an interaction they had with an allistic woman who had autistic parents and siblings#and she said some like. truly vile things and this person is a Far better person than me bc theyre like. well the way the she feels is sort#of a mirror of the way i felt growing up in an allistic family. which is fair but also i for shre wouldbe cussed this woman out very much#sry . she was saying shit abt how awful it was to see 2 autistic people presenting and being appreciated by their colleagues and how her#parents were broken and she was Real in a way they werent . like damn sry abt yr childhood but thats like. idk. im trying to be empathetic#but i am a broken and evil autistic person so im having some difficulty 😯#sry. i have judt been thinking abt it bc i might adopt kids bc idk likee. yk. idk what the womb situation will be and i cant afford to get#my eggs frozen etc. so theres a high chance my kids might not be autistic. which is sort of scary and i wanted 2 try and see testimonies#from autistic parents judt 2 see like. what their experience was#obv ill still love my kids KRNFJFNG even if theyre weird freaky allistics (#JOKING JOKING JOKING JOKING JOKING sry if my future kids r reading this.)#but yk i just wanted to see some of the things 2 look out for.#bc obviously. some things that are really good for autistic children can feel either stifling or distant to an allistic kid. which you can#say abt anything lol thats every kid but ykwin.
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caruliaa · 7 months
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also hi for anyone who cares omitb is sooo fucking good omg ?? like omg omg i watched it all in the last three days and its literally so incredible im so excited for the season 3 finale
#my MUM of all ppl reccomened it to me which is insane#but its literally so fucking good uhh !!! umm content warning murder and blood farily obvious lmao but like#if you like murder mysteries YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT RNN and honestly even if they arent usually ur thing#like its such a good and such a funny show tht like i reccomend it regardless yk#and i am actually a fan of murder mysteries. its funny bc i feel liek iv always like them but i never rly like.#enaged w them tht much despite tht? but i think i am going to now#i need to finally watch the knives out movies#its so dumb but ithink i kinda need this in a weird way#like obvs u shldnt be just defined by the media u consume#but i keep looking for who i am after this and like idk. murder mystery fan is someone i wasnt before but tht i can be now#and that i can enjoy being. idk its smth. esp since the outside of the media i enjoy well i defined myself by the thing i made to#but sm of that was also my relationships with and to other people and well. i just lost my biggest one. so yk .#actually thats not true. thats not true the biggest more core and most long lasting relationship i have with someone#is the one i have with myself. and it hasnt always been a good one but ill be dammed if ill let it end any time soon#anyway what was i talking abt. selena gomez is such a good actress omg i never rly new tht bc the only thing iv seen her in#is the princess protection program and like. tbh i mostly new her as a musican despite also not being super#familer w her music but shes such a good actresss omg#flappy rambles
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steveharrington · 2 years
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oh my god every day is so miserable 😝
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every single day i have to stop myself from making insanely niche references but fuck it ok during german fairground theatre in the 17th century there was this fool-type character called the hanswurst & there was an actor who got so famous for playing him bc he was a shakespeare-trained actor & during these performances, bc they were fairground experiences so took up more of a general role in society than just entertainment, he would pull the audience’s teeth in character which is quite frankly if u went to an aew show & danhausen performed dental surgery on you
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munamania · 2 years
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i dont want to go to my stupid screenwriting class bc even though this prof Finally Actually gave me Some feedback. i dont like him. i dont think he likes any of us either he just likes talking about himself. anyway though she should be there today at least <3 and my other bestie and maybe i can get away with working on another assignment during class
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tedhugheshater · 2 years
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i had a dream with gerard. i miss it already and i just woke up
#so#i was in mcdonalds with my best friend and my bf. and they were saying that gerard was upstairs with some fans#but i didnt want to go upstairs and bother him or sum. so i just go and look for a table (were not actually tables and were school desks)#and in the second row i see him sitting there totally alone. he was like tbp era yk and he looked at me and idk what we talked#so i sit next to him and we start talking. but wait we are not talking like face to face which would be the obvious thing to do bc hes next#to me -we were talking via twitter. like he tweeted something snd i answered and so on. i dont remember exactly what he was saying but it#was very gerardesque bc in my dream i went like god hes really back on twitter this IS gerard. at a moment a fee fans were also answering#to his tweets obvs and there was like a conversation between me and g and the fans made comments and casually joined every now and then#we were joking with him ablut blood and he said something smong the lines 'i havent listened to all of my songs in some time but you guys#sound as if you listened to all the vynils and then consumed them with ur mouth and swallowed them' normal clearly#they bother him (friendly bc he isnt bothered) with saying shit like haha u r a kinky bitch and thats when he says that#and he says he doesnt even remember what he said in his songs because 'i have written so much' but that he does remember not writing about#girlhood and being a woman -he was joking. so i answer 'gerard. gerard. look me in the eyes' and say abt the times he sang abt girlhood#and i mentioned revenge and not that kind of girl and he laughs like uuuhh u got me i was just joking hehehe. then we continue talking but#now face to face. i ask him what he thinks about argentina (im argentinian and in the dream he was here) and he says he likes it a lot bc#1. its small (????? we are literally the 8th biggest country but okay??? i think he meant like buenos aires is very. narrow streets and cool#like the way its built its weird and unique) and 2. its the only place in the world where it frels like its still the 90s#i know we talked some more but i dont remember by now. next thing i know i am with my mother saying i need her to give me money#because they were playing a concert that night and she was like i cant#and i think i was like damn okay ill ask gerard themself if i can do it free if i go with them but then i woke up#rad. the first part felt very real btw#then i was just showing symptoms of illness and being chrinically online /j#but yeah. that i guess. i never remember when i dream eith him#music#mcr#emo#gerard way#we didnt even eat at mcdonalds we were just sitting there
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beneaththegildedmoon · 2 months
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I genuinely feel like the pronouns someone chooses to use for me is not even a little bit my problem tbh. Like it's irrelevant to me, I'm out here getting by using I/me/myself just fine. If you wish to refer to me, you put in the work to figure that shit out idc
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star-sim · 4 months
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"noo! she's taken!" ☆ enha hyungs
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☆ non-idol! bf! enhypen hyungs x celebrity! fem! reader ☆summary: you are a very well-loved celebrity, and your relationship is finally revealed to the public. ☆genre: fluff, silly boys ☆warning(s)? ygs liked the maknae ver so here's the hyung ver! maknae ver
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heeseung ☆
i think ur a musician here
one of those very personable and insightful ones
giving laufey or mitski yk?
anyways heeseung is THE stan
within your fandom
he's the guy that EVERYONE KNOWS
like ppl will argue who is the best [name] stan and the moment he's brought up they shut their mouths
heeseung does not play around when it comes to stanning you, his gf
somewhat like riki, heeseung runs multiple stan accounts for you
but he's most active and most well-known on 1) youtube and 2) tiktok
all his youtube videos are titled
"[name] concert 11/25/2023 nyc, usa (she looked at me!)"
"[name] concert 11/26/2023 miami, usa"
"[name] concert 11/27/2023 berlin, germany (i touched her hand!)"
"[name] concert 11/28/2023 jakarta, indonesia"
"[name] concert 11/29/2023 melbourne, australia (i met her!)"
like how the fuck is he going to all of these concerts when theyre literal hours apart and OCEANS AWAY
he likes to vlog his concert experiences
and theyre very entertaining because he's like genuinely enjoying himself
on his tiktok he also records his concert experiences
but i also think he posts your fancams and makes edits of you
too many times where an edit of you became known as "that one [name] edit"
he makes a lot of thirst edits of u
too many captions like "i want her so bad" or "she's so fine i need her biblically"
everyone knows who he is, even ppl outside of your fandom or the music scene
hes just that one guy that really likes you
one day ur on tour
its all fine and dandy, ur eating everything up, ur fans are loving it
and heeseung is documenting his concert experience
as he always does
and then it ends and heeseung posts it
however
this concert vlog
is
uh
receiving a lot of attention
TOO MUCH ATTENTION
THAT ITS
VERY
SUSPICIOUS
........
you and hee are just hanging out in your hotel when his phone starts blowing up
and yours too
all the comments on his video are normal, the ones that are expressing playful envy at heeseung's presence at ur concert
and like
it's not like heeseung doesn't get these types of comments
but one comment catches his eye
it has like 50k likes
and hes like oh shit
"at 3:05 heeseung why are you kissing [name]"
kissing.
[name].
he clicks that timestamp
and oh my god
THERES LIKE A CLIP OF HEESEUNG KISSING YOU
you see
when heeseung records your concerts he's recording it both for his fanpage and for the memories
he'll take as many cute couple pictures and videos with you as possible
and he just so happened to accidentally add one of the clips of you and him
kissing.
in fact
he accidentally added A LOT OF CLIPS AND PICTURES of you and him being a couple
ones of you hugging him backstage, ones of you two holding hands, even one where viewers can faintly hear you calling heeseung "babe"
and the other comments
OH LORD THE OTHER COMMENTS
"THAT SHOULD BE ME"
"HEESEUNG MOVE ASIDE!!!!!!!!!"
"i hate seeing people live my dream"
"SHE'S MINE *growls*"
"[NAME] GET BEHIND ME"
obv theyre all half joking half confused, but i think ppl are able to joke w him bc he's such an obnoxious stan 😭
and heeseung is like
poor heeseung is sweating and panicking
bc shit HE JUST EXPOSED UR RELATIONSHIP
but when he tells u
you literally are just like
"okay"
OKAY????
"it's not a big deal"
heeseungs like WHATATATATA
at first he's kinda unsure
bc ur so chill abt it that he's almost afraid that ur actually mad at him 😭
but you legitimately do not care
and when he realizes this
he goes from
😱
to
😈
because
NOW HE CAN FLEX ON EVERYONE
he goes straight to twitter and drops more couple-y pictures of you and him
he probably posts a tiktok that pans over to you on his bed or something
caption like "it's exposed now, but yeah, [name] is actually my gf"
its goes so viral
hes so smug about it too
like whenever he gets into arguments abt who's a better fanpage hes like "I'M LITERALLY A HER BF???"
he becomes an inside joke in ur fandom
i think everyone jokingly flames his ass too
"why did she pick heeseung of all people...."
"pixelated fancam, ass editing, shitty camera, yet [name] still chose him... what did we do wrong"
"[name] wasn't lying in her song when she said she has bad taste in men"
"i can't believe heeseung literally stole my spot... i should be the one that she writes all her love songs about..."
free him 😭😭😭
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jay ☆
ooh this one is kinda juicy
ur a musician slay
but sometimes you do modeling
for one of your shoots
you're showing off your midriff and ur just glowing sorry
all ur followers are like
"ughhh step on me [name]"
"i don't think ygs understand i need her"
"[NAME] ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"i want her."
very quickly goes viral
ur just so hot ughhhhh
but ppl notice something upon closer inspection
you have a tattoo on ur back
at first everyone is like
"okay sexy lady love the tat"
but then
when they look closer
they can't help but see that incorporated into the design
is two
very
specific
letters
J and P
almost like they're someone's initials
🤨🤨🤨
hmmmmm
interesting.....
who is JP?
HMMM???
and now that ppl look at it
you have so many songs and albums that refer to JP
like ur one album
called
"just playing, i love you" but it's commonly abbreviated as "jpily"
JP????? ILY?? JP I LOVE YOU???
WHO THE HELL IS JP
"whoever jp is, he needs to meet me in the parking lot so we can have a talk 😆"
"jp my opp"
"jp kys!!!"
"jp is living my dream"
hehe
you see this
and jay aka mr JP himself sees this
and ur like
yk what let's tease the fans
for the next few months ur just teasing jay's existence
using his intials
like one time you wear a heart necklace that has the letters jp engraved in them
or when you tweeted "i love jp" but followed it up with "Jurassic Park is a wonderful movie 😆"
oh god you make it so obvious
"jp is the reason i make my music" and then following it up with "Jimmy Page is my favoritie guitarist 😛"
like ur fans are tired
and theyre getting outright insane
"guys the winter is getting cold and dire... the voices in my headare telling me that [name] is dating this jp person and i don't know how much longer i can live in denial"
"fuck you jp that should be me!!!"
"i hope jp knows how lucky he is... if a hot woman like [name] tattooed my initials i think i'd die maybe"
"i'm fighting demons (and jp)"
until finally!!!
you go to an award show
you look great as always
ugh queen
and ur getting interviewed
the interviewer asks you a playful question like
"oh are you here with any date?"
AND YOU JUST SMILE
"of course, i'm here with my boyfriend, jay park."
oh man
when that gets posted
EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY
JAY PARK
JP
AAAAAAAAA
and when the actual award shows gets posted
it keeps panning over to you and jay
and everyone is like
THAT'S HER BF????
all jay can say is that he's prideful duh
everyone wants u but he's the only one that can have you
you definitely take a lot of pictures on the red carpet at the award show
and jay is with u in a lot of them
he's holding ur waist so tightly
like you're not gonna run away cuh it's okay omg 😭😭😭
anyways i think it gets resolved pretty easily
ur fandom accepts jay
but they still joke abt him
and when jay makes a twt account it gets worse
he WILL respond to them
and he WILL flex u
every time he does it shuts down the argument right away.... if he wants to win he just needs to mention ur name
"jay meet me after the concert, we will fight to the death for [name]'s love"
and this mf responds "can i bring [name] to be the ref?"
"jay ur hair looks so fucked up in this picture"
and he responds "yet [name] still picked me and not you"
you have to tell him to stop fighting ur 16 yr old fans HELP
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jake ☆
sorry ur a musician again
you have a new song that came out
yk how in some songs
there's almost like an interlude
where there's speaking parts
like in agora hills theres a small part where doja cat says "baby can you call me back, it's so lonely in my mansion" yk?
you have something like that in your newest song
cute!
except it's not just your voice
but a MAN'S voice too
JAKE'S VOICE
the speaking part is very flirty and suggestive
and when it comes out
ppl are like
WHO IS THAT MAN
and then when the music video comes out
theres a male actor that you have many scenes with
now.... the male actor's face is cut out...
but there are still many scenes with you touching him, holding him, kissing him, and vice versa
and when the speaking part comes on
that male actor is supposed to be the male part if that makes sense
that male actor is
drum roll plS
JAKE
when ppl read the credits of the song and music video
they can't help but notice "jake sim"
and when they search ur other songs and mv's
"jake sim" has never showed up...
until this song.....
interesting....
ur fans do a lil detective work
and this jake sim guy doesn't have any involvement in the music or acting industry....
so why is he in ur song AND music video....
hmmmm
they can't find any ig account linked to him
except one that's very obscure
it has a funny username like
"@laylasdad1115" so ppl are like "oh that's probably not even him" and you weren't even following that account so they just let it go
WRONG!!1
@LAYLASDAD1115 IS JAKE
and although you're not following that account on ig
when ppl scroll down to your very very old posts
they see something
very
very
very
miniscule
but
very
very
very
crucial
a post of you and a golden labrador.... and the caption says "i love you layla"
layla... laylasdad1115
and THEN BOOM
NEW SONG COMES OUT
AND AT THE BEGINNING
YOU SAY
"jakey, kiss me!"
OH MY GOD
WHO IS JAKE SIM!!!!!!
"@laylasdad1115 u better watch out...."
"who do you think u are jake sim..."
and then you have a concert
and its not a massive stadium, it's very casual
and there's a part of the concert where you just answer questions that ur fans have and just hang out w them
and someone asks as a joke
"who's jakey in ur song btw?"
and with the most straight face
ur just like
"oh he's my boyfriend!" and then you point to the front row and ur like "he's actually here tonight, say hi baby!"
and jake is so enthusiastic abt it, hes like "hi guys!"
while everyone else in the room is like
WHAT.
the way ygs are so casual abt it is so appalling
"[NAME] YOU CAN'T JUST CASUALLY DROP THAT U HAVE A BF I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING MARRIED"
"she's taken..... i'm gonna die.... "
LMAAOAOAO
it's known in ur fandom now that ur bf is jake sim or wtv
i don't think anyone even calls him jake
out of pure disrespect (😭) they call him by his instagram username
"laylasdad1115 might be dating [name] but i'm legally bound to her so who's really winning"
when jake shows up to your concerts i do think your fans joke w him like
"ouuu jake ur so lucky [name] is here or i'd give you a black eye"
FREE HIMMMM
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sunghoon ☆
three words: your personal bodyguard
you're an actress cutie
and it's award show season
at all of your award shows ppl notice there's this tall brooding figure looming over you
ITS SUNGHOON LMAO
he's like
GLARING AT EVERYONE
HE KEEPS SQUARING UP RANDOM PPL 😭😭😭
ik this might be a crazy crossover but the moment he spots ryan gosling he's so ready to throw fists
"okay barbie boy you look like you want a broken nose"
sunghoon is very protective of you
obv bc the film industry is lowk kinda sus and exploitative, he def watches out for u a lot
everyone kinda just assumes that he's ur scary bodyguard
but then paparazzi pictures come out
and hes with you
in every
single
one
"goddamn her bodyguard is passionate about his job 😭😭😭"
in fact when the annoying invasive paparazzi interviewers come to talk to you sunghoon is sending the the NASTIEST GLARES
but like it's valid bc ur literally walking to Walgreens at 9AM on a tuesday why do you need to be photographed
"hi [name] can we ask you a few questions-"
hoon literally answers for u
"No. 😐."
interviewers are so rude, theyre like "well i didn't ask you, did i... [name] can we ask you-"
sunghoon just blinks and says
"No. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐." again
and then ygs leave
theres clips of you at the airport where sunghoon is scaring all ur fans, which makes way for you to have a cmfortable flight
i think ur fans appreciate him but theyre lowk scared
"oh god this guy does not play abt his job 😭😭"
until one day
you get playfully asked abt ur bodyguard on an ig live
and ur like "wait what that's not my bodyguard, that's my bf"
UR WHAT????
HUH????
😱😱😱
ur fans are in the trenches
"i cant hate him bc he protects [name].... but damn i wish that was me 😞😞😞"
and when they review some of the clips w you and sunghoon they see you smiling and giggling with him
"he makes her happy so ig i'll let him have her </3"
"this is the hardest sacrifice i have to make"
i lowk think sunghoon doesn't care
he FIGHTS EVERYONE
only for u ofc 😊😊😊
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rosalang · 1 year
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@loregrown​​               &   CAITLYN   KIRAMMAN          sc.
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the cold autumn wind bit at exposed skin until it was scrubbed red and raw.    a chilly gust ripped through the narrow walkway and caused rosalind to pull the fur stole around her shoulders tighter to her body.    with each careful step she took on the cobblestone streets of the back alleys,   the beaded fringe of her dress knocked against one another like a rapidly ticking metronome.    she stuck out like   a sore thumb   in the area.   like a lost lamb far from scarlet gang territory,   she was purposefully sent to be seen.   a reminder to those who lingered and watched from the shadows that the scarlet reach stretched well into the darkest parts of the city.    that they had such   gall   and power to openly frolic in territory outside their own.   rosalind was a familiar face of the gang,   their best dancer and for those who knew the intricacies of the criminal underworld well enough   —   they were never just dancers.    her dark eyes scanned across the empty streets,   working the inside of her cheek in worry.   it was never a good sign when things were too quiet and it made fishing for information all that much harder.
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she should have noticed the second pair of footsteps approaching behind her,   and she cursed herself for her pigeonholed focus when she felt the cylindrical mouth of a weapon pressed to her back.    rosalind froze in her spot,   only moving her head to catch sight of who had cornered her.    of course.   the familiar face was all she needed to know why all the others had gone into hiding.   the area was being patrolled and she had been   daft   enough to be the only one out in the open.    ❝    officer,    ❞   she began sweetly,   hoping she couldn’t hear the loud pattering of her heart.    ❝    there seems to be a mistake here.   ❞    for once,   she wasn’t lying to get out of a sticky situation.    the two women seemed to be sent to the area for the same reasons:    surveillance.   and last she checked,   that was no crime.    ❝    if you’re looking for someone,   that surely can’t be me.   ❞   a beat passed as she slowly turned in her spot,   looking down at the gun now aimed at her chest.   her breath caught and she worked quickly to regain her composure,   reminding herself about how her cousin would handle a situation like this.   ❝   but perhaps i can be of help.   ❞
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nomaishuttle · 5 months
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trying to buy a little mini christmas tree bc im homesick and i miss christmas and walmart is avtually insane. the tree is like 16 dollars and theyre like Do you wanna pay 79 extra dollars so that somebody will tell you how to set it up :] ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!
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caruliaa · 1 year
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concerned mother voice: what happened to little miss perfect you guys used to love little miss perfect
#j remembered the existence of tht song#did the toh fandom j move on or did i j loose touch w all the toh fans i knew that were obsesed w it. that is thee question.#it was so popular tho like i remeber being kinda annoyed tht it was seen as offical property of the toh fandom#bc i always associated it w glinda who it does rly fit to be fair i think#also i remember *saying* it was a julia song but i dont beleive tht. it was just my way of going 'hey guys remember cs' to my friends#who had moved onto toh#i actually think that like. thts so evil actually bc like. literally just bc of the 'what? its totally platonic!' line#like no dont do that to carulia leave them alone. good carulia characterization that doesnt peg them as 'oblivious' get behind me.#i want to keep posting abt tht btw i was to open ppls eyes to how characterizing carulia like that is bad#amd like just removes the good dynamic they canonically have which is so much more interesting omfg !!!!#tbh sometimes i feel like ppl ships that way so that another character can point out all the moments they were 'soo obviously in love'#so its like playing a highlight reel of their most in love moments which is ig fair that thts smth you wanna do#but why not do smth like theyre reminiscing on their relationship tht wont have u dismiss their dynamic. yk?#sorry obvs tht cahracterization isnt always inacurate but for carulia it sure as hell is.#anyway. chess if ur reading this go listen to little miss perfect actually and tell me if it fits ur werewolf cheerleader character bc idk#but maybe it will !!! is she hiding being a lesbian or just being a werewolf.#flappy rambles
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dannyricsmirrorball · 4 months
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3 peas in a pod • dr3 part 1 ੈ✩‧₊˚
ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || daniel ricciardo x ln4 best friend!reader
ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au
ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n, danny, and lando are best friends, three peas in a pod. lando and y/n grew up together, surely if any of them are dating it's them... right?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || slight age gap, slut shaming
ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || i have realised that i have a habit of making the reader best friends with lily and alex, i'd apologise but I think it really just reflects my obsession w them... like who wouldn't wanna be best friends with them?! also sorry if it seems rushed but p2 will be out semi soonish- i’m gonna finish some other works first!
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yourusername rahhhh 🇬🇧 ln4 home race!
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username7 my fave mclaren girly 🧡
username81 y/n being the biggest ln4 fan - y/n lando truthers we win!
landonorris my biggest fan 🧡
⤷ username37 awww
⤷ username4 never beating the dating allegations
lilymhe bae
⤷ yourusername forever
maxfewtrell slide 5: live footage of y/n during the race
⤷ username16 yk it’s real when his best friend ships them as well
danielricciardo papaya princess
⤷ username18 best friends my ass
⤷ username71 awww he’s like a big brother to her 🥰
⤷ username6 girl-
username66 i love when y/n goes to races!
carmenmmundt me encanta
mclaren our fave girl in orange!
⤷ yourusername love u admin
username11 slutting out for mclaren 🙄
maxverstappen1 cheering for me? thanku y/n/n!
⤷ yourusername ofc, og orange army maxxie
⤷ danielricciardo 🤨
⤷ landonorris 🤨
⤷ mclaren 🤨
landonorris u always capture my features best 😍
⤷ yourusername yk it 😉😫
username27 y/n is landos biggest fan it’s so cute
username16 she was made for the colour orange 🧡🧡
alex_albon no feature? rip
⤷ yourusername soz albono, papaya boys only today!
lissiemackintosh my girl ❤️‍🔥
⤷ yourusername ILY
martingarrix 🧡
adam_norris_pure_electric Very nice y/n 🤩
⤷ username17 father-in-law 🤨
username13 just y/n supporting her boyfriend at his home race 🤭
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yourusername papaya on film while we wait for 🇭🇺
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username17 y/n always coming through w the content
username92 daniel looks majestic
username81 they both look soooo gooodddd
mclaren papaya princess doing papaya things 🧡
⤷ yourusername papaya 4 life 🧡🧡
username16 can she like just pick one of them?
⤷ username51 just bc ur bitter that she’s friends w them 🙄
landonorris baller ⛹️‍♂️🏀
⤷ yourusername we won’t talk abt how u missed then? ok!
⤷ username4 whack him again queen!
⤷ username52 best couple things
danielricciardo 🧡
⤷ username72 farkkk just admit youse are dating!
⤷ username18 why would they do that when she’s obv dating lando??
⤷ username16 he could be her grandpa wtf
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yourusername summy time☀️
tagged landonorris, danielricciardo
username1 y/n feeding us that summer break content
username45 ahhh she’s w lan + dan
alex_albon why is lando giving u the bird
⤷ yourusername he’s a brat
⤷ landonorris ME?
⤷ danielricciardo can confirm. he’s a brat.
⤷ username68 he was probs sick of third wheeling 😭
⤷ username4 *daniel was sick of third wheeling
isahernaez guapasíma 😍
⤷ yourusername miss u isaaa 💘
username96 she’s literally living the dream
mclaren Thank you for the content queen!
⤷ yourusername papaya fan doing papaya things 🧡
username52 mclaren whore
⤷ username18 shut up
danielricciardo cute
⤷ username18 absolutely zero game i’m crying
username72 y/n and her boyfriends
⤷ username7 no but fr i’m so confused is she dating dan? is she dating lando?
⤷ username72 idk if she’s dating either but pretty sure if she is it’s defs lando
⤷ username7 they’d be so cute 😍 childhood friends to lover excellence
username64 sorry but how is she so pretty
chloestroll stunning babes
⤷ yourusername 😘😘
riabish stunnn
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lando.jpg clicks 📸
tagged yourusername, lilymhe, alex_albon, danielricciardo
username02 omf mans is in love
username8 u honestly want me to believe that they aren’t dating? LOOK AT THIS
username92 the way he captures her 😫
yourusername yummy juicy watermelon
⤷ danielricciardo hell yea
⤷ lando.jpg what?
⤷ danielricciardo what?
⤷ yourusername what…?
⤷ username73 what 😵‍💫
username5 omgomgomg lando danny y/n lily and alex all on break together THEY DID THIS FOR ME
username92 so we aren’t gonna talk abt that last pic…
⤷ username6 is that danny and y/n?
⤷ username92 yuppp
⤷ username6 y/n danny nation W
⤷ username72 he’s just taking photos of her lol
alex_albon ✌️✌️
username16 soft launch fr
username72 finally we can shut up those crazy y/n daniel shippers - that man could be her father 🤢
⤷ username4 REALLLL childhood friends to lovers always prevails
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daniel3.jpg summer was cute.
tagged lando.jpg, yourusername
username3 that 3 following him everywhere
username47 omg that 4th slide of y/n…
⤷ username8 and we were going crazy abt the one lando took 😳
username99 the difference in the pics lando and daniel took… platonic vs romantic 🤷‍♀️
username17 he saw all y’all running ur mouths abt y/n and lando, and set the record straight
yourusername very cute ☺️
⤷ landonorris ew who are u?
⤷ lilymhe lay off my wife 👹
⤷ alex_albon yea ok not surprised
⤷ username36 lando being grossed out by danny and y/n being soft for eachother - fork found in kitchen
lilymhe THREE pics of y/n and ZERO of me and alex… ok. 🫵
⤷ username17 lily is a y/n daniel truther
username17 he should feel ashamed- posting photos of y/n like that… what a creep
⤷ username3 i’m sure being her best friend he got her consent. also she’s literally 24 - she can make her own decisions
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f1 BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo will leave McLaren at the end of the 2022 season.
username17 NO FUCKING WAY.
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yourusername doing just fine 🙃🌷
tagged danielricciardo, landonorris, alex_albon, lilymhe
username17 glad to see our bffs are all still bffs
username2 y/n the woman that u are.
username62 this is kinda the equivalent of y/n flipping of mclaren
username71 daniel w baby content AHHHH
lilymhe oh!
⤷ yourusername you look cute babe 🥺
username28 y/n said zak brown u will not ruin our summer
danielricciardo 🤍
alex_albon why does lando look in love with daniel?
⤷ landonorris bc i AM in love with daniel.
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landonorris i ❤️ ?
username22 NO FUCKING WAY
username92 y/n and lando HARD LAUNCH BABY
username73 WE BEEN KNOWN WE BEEN WAITING
username9 third slide… do u think they got together in ny?!
username5 that man is not lando
⤷ username09 RIGHT like he’s to tall and big?
⤷ username3 yk who it could be tho…
alex_albon why r u pretending ur breaking the rules yourusername … ur well over 21 #old
⤷ yourusername woah slow ur roll albono
danielricciardo nyc… u love nyc right?
⤷ landonorris no daniel i love YOU
yourusername nyc get litty dab on them haters lfggggg in new yorkkkkkkk concrete jungles where dreams are made offfff
⤷ danielricciardo u age me
⤷ yourusername u don’t need me for that danny
⤷ lilymhe DAMN boom roasted there’s nothing u cant doooo i when ur in new yorkkkkkk
⤷ alex_albon u age me
⤷ yourusername u are old anyways
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yourusername concrete jungle
username82 i’m so soft the way she’s still watching the race 🥹
username57 they’re her boys 🥹
username01 did she go to little italy in nyc…. bc she couldn’t be in italy for the race GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR OTHERS
danielricciardo bellissimo
⤷ yourusername 🍝🤌
lilymhe hottttt
landonorris biggest ln4 fan 😍
⤷ yourusername hmmmm more of a dr3 girly
⤷ username62 awww i love how lan and y/n tease each other 🥹
⤷ danielricciardo taste yourusername
mclaren our papaya girl even across the world 😍
alex_albon wet dream tomato 🍅
⤷ georgerussell63 are those the lyrics? i always thought it was where dreams are made of 😅 you learn something new haha
⤷ yourusername george u are too much
⤷ alex_albon george you are such a loser
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danielricciardo my home away from home
tagged yourusername
yourusername save a horse ride a- sorry nvm
⤷ alex_albon FERAL
⤷ username17 girl stand up 😭
username02 A WIN FOR THE Y/N DANIEL TRUTHERS
username99 this is such a coupley post
landonorris everybody watch out y/n’s on the loose
username73 oh to be in texas at a party w y/n and daniel
username18 THE HAND IN HIS HAIR?!
mclaren yeehaw 🤠
scottyjames31 looking good DR
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yourusername save a horse #riccrodeo
tagged danielricciardo
username9 omg the horse rlly had its own paddock pass
username63 couples who share a weird obsession w texas together stay together
username6 pls tell me u bought him that badge
⤷ yourusername can confirm
danielricciardo 2nd pic was the best moment of my life
⤷ username12 monaco 2018 u r DUST
landonorris btw no hat and boot shopping is not fun. especially with y/n and daniel.
⤷ username73 not lando playing boyfriend for his girlfriend AND best friend 🤣
enchante 🤠
mclaren best looking cowgirl in the paddock 🫶
username62 mr and mrs texas
scottyjames31 how we feel abt the chops y/n/n?
⤷ yourusername let’s not talk abt it…
⤷ scottyjames31 🤣🤣
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lando.jpg yeehaw
username3 mans cant catch a break w danny’s shit
username8 i just know he’s wallowing in his own pain bc his girlfriend and teammate have been cosplaying cowboys the entire weekend
⤷ username26 not his girlfriend they’re just best friends
⤷ username8 okayyyyy
⤷ username72 well if she is i’m pretty sure he’s in pain bc his girlfriend and teammate look more like a couple then they do
yourusername that’s the spirit!
⤷ landonorris you have enough spirit for the both of u
⤷ alex_albon he’s right
⤷ yourusername ☹️
⤷ landonorris IN A GOOD WAY!
⤷ yourusername okkkk….
⤷ danielricciardo don’t let them dull your sparkle
maxfewtrell where’s the boots mate?
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danielricciardo back home
tagged redbullracing, christianhorner
username72 DR IS BACK
username74 3rd driver but he’ll be back as soon as we know it
yourusername so proud ❤️
username2 rb golden boy is back
christianhorner 👏❤️
scottyjames31 YES DR rb athletes 🔛🔝
username01 prime time danny coming to a screen near you
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yourusername switching sides *caption edited *fun dump
username45 Y/N DONT THINK WE DIDNT SEE THAT
username81 MAXIEL CONTENT IN 2022?
danielricciardo 😁
username17 the rb can 😌 team daniel fr
username18 traitorous bitch. you’d be no where without mclaren.
maxfewtrell what did u say for lando to give u that side eye?
⤷ yourusername took this right before i showed him the post… you could say he was disappointed
username71 um are we gonna ignore that last photo?!
maxverstappen1 😅
⤷ username17 what does this mean?!
username26 y/n is fr soft launching daniel
⤷ username4 it could be anyone
redbullracing 🥶
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landonorris oi what’s w the photo
⤷ yourusername which one 🙂
username72 idk if anyone’s noticed but y/n actually hasn’t tagged or responded to any mclaren comments since daniel’s contract termination was announced…
⤷ username2 wait…
username38 sensory overload… the way everyone is ignoring the soft launch
lilymhe who’s that man y/n/n…?
⤷ alex_albon i know 😇
⤷ lilymhe i know where u live 👹
⤷ alex_albon yeah… with me 😧
username28 y/n has really been distancing herself from the papaya princess image lately and now it makes so much sense
username3 daniel getting y/n in the divorce???
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