#they’re a shapeshifter

[waffled-iron]

have we met before? I swear i’ve seen those eyes.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

I have a dumb idea

The justice league (Minus Clark and Diana) thinks that Robin is an immortal being that changes form every 5-10ish years because Bruce never told them he had different robins

Robin I and Bruce having issues near the end was just due to the transformation coming near

Robin II only lasting so long and Bruce’s grief after they attribute to something going wrong with the transformation and do think Robin is dead

However when Robin III comes they assume that Bruce’s grumpiness is attributed to him being over protective after the disaster of the last transformation

The Steph comes and goes back to Tim and they’re all thrown but like maybe this version of Robin is genderfluid and they don’t want to be rude so they don’t say anything

And when Damian comes after 5 years it just solidifies this theory as well as Robin probably being genderfluid cause of Carrie

Yes the bat kids have come to the watchtower as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler

Bruce is unaware

The batkids know and are keeping up the act as they wait for the perfect moment to descend from the celing, all wearing the robin uniform and traumatizing the Justice League

[crazyw3irdo]

okay, i think any time anyone asks what superpower we’d like to have most everyone on this website would say shapeshifting but what kind of shapeshifting would you like

type 1- wild shape, you can turn into any animal, real or fictional

type 2- mystique, you can turn into any real person

type 3- cosplay, you can turn into any humanoid fictional character

type 4- jake the dog, you’re super stretchy

type 5- character creator, you can alter your own appearance- like changing voice hair length texture color, changing height and weight, transing gender, etc, but you can’t add anything non-human (ie horns, wings, claws, etc)

type 6- additional features, you can add things like snake eyes, horns, cat ears, tail, claws, wings, mermaid tail, but you remain humanoid overall and can’t change things like height or gender presentation or hair color. you can still change your voice tho

type 7- were-wolf, we all know what a werewolf is, lads. can be any kind of animal. can be straight up wolf or more monstrous wolf form that’s up to you.

type 8- furry, you just become your fursona. or any kind of fursona really you can change between them

type 9- antman, can become small or big

type 10- other, say what kind ya want

[blakedotpng]

family picture ^_^

[reborrowing]

oh no dragon attack!! 💋

someday I’ll do something other than vague gay art with this but in the meantime happy lesbian visibility week

[hijinxinprogress]

Young Justice can’t take anything seriously not even their own trauma

Kon: Where'd he go??

Tim, very close to strangling him: Kon, you're the one with fucking super hearing 😐 you tell me

Kon, sarcastically: Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he's decided to pull a Superman and plans to avoid me for my entire life 😒

*Bart and Cassie, mimicking Kon word for word movements and all because Kon uses the phrase ‘pull a Superman’ all the fucking time* *Greta, who as Superman avoids making eye contact with them and still manages to look vaguely disappointed in their direction*

Anita, who's trying desperately and failing to hold back hysterical laughter bc if she laughs Kon will pretend his feelings are hurt and she'll owe Cissie $20 for losing their bet:

[beastwhimsy]

HOWDY FROM THE HALLOWOODS its nikignik back at it again with the Horrors. today I will subject you to queer people suffering. again!! (::::::::

@hellofromthehallowoods pspspspsps

[wormtime123]

amazed by grian inducting people into hermitopia by running up to them and going Get in the tiny machine.

[codgod]

i’m always scared that someone is gonna tag my art of guys with boobs as genderbend because like it’s happened a couple times before and i cannot emphasise enough that that’s Not what that is

[woundlingus]

Gabriel and Loki would love stranger RP sex at random bars as if they’re 40 somethings and have been married since college and are trying to “spice it up” in the bedroom- except they’re doing it ironically and by GOD are they having fun

[getosugurusbangs]

i think one of my hotter jjk hot takes is that i don’t think kenjaku is gender-fluid

[mythologaze]

i need to think abt how mal’s magic manifests in a.cotar verse 🤔

[musiclover2732]

not enough of you are appreciating that Stringbean is a snakeshifter so this is a snakeshifter Stringbean appreciation post

[altblock-tm]

was looking through my art and.

chompers

[phddyke]

Me after I had to carve an animal as my Palisman BY HAND just for some human to carve an egg and get a fuckin shapeshifter:

[misandrygalore]

edward i care so much abt people ive only killed rapists and murderers and im tortured by the idea of damning bella’s soul even tho i turned her regardless but im gonna try to kill myself by exposing myself in front of a crowd of people who will then also be killed bc they saw me and im doing all this bc i think my ex killed herself as a direct result of me LEAVING HER IN THE FUCKING WOODS TO ROT all while knowing we just killed a mated vampire and they’re notoriously vengeful cullen.

mr. i treat this girl like shit and like she’s a little baby and like she’s my play toy all at the same time but i get to be the one to swoop in and say all the textbook gaslighting and manipulation and narcissistic terms u could ever think of to make myself look better bc her other bf fights dirty for her bc unlike me who just says he cares abt her soul and eternal damnation and living a full human life he actually cares abt all that shit and also knows that she’s mostly into me bc i’m like a drug to her bc im an apex predator whose sole reason for existing is to lure people in to EAT THEM and im addicted to her bc the smell of her BLOOD.