#obx headcanons

[5sospenguinqueen]

Rafe: Look at this beautiful rock.

Rafe: Y/N gave me this rock.

Y/N: I threw it at your head.

Rafe: Isn't she sweet?

[fiction-is-life]

Maybe JJ getting a pet dog but the dog is a total mommy’s boy and makes sad eyes whenever reader hugs JJ instead, and is always taking JJ’s spot next to read wrong the couch😂?

Or just slamming down their paws on JJ’s stomach with full weight so the dog can push their way into the middle of the bed-and not the foot of the bed where the dog is supposed to sleep😂.

The dog always whining whenever reader leaves the house.

The dog loves JJ but *adores* Reader😂.

Oo, I love this concept! Thank you so much for the ask, haven!!!

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So this definitely started the second JJ brought the dog home from the shelter

The dog (who he was waiting to name) had been so happy to see him and just wanted to lick his face and be on his lap the whole ride home

But the second they came through the door, JJ knew the dog was yours and he was chopped liver

You both named him Shark cause you thought it would be funny to go to the beach with him (other people did not find it so funny)

Shark would always do what you wanted, but JJ would have to bribe him with treats for everything

"Babe, where are the dog treats?"

"I think we are out, Jayj"

"What?? How am I gonna get Shark to leave us alone while we are in our bedroo-"

"JJ! Are you bribing our dog so you can have sex with me??"

"Maybe..."

You and JJ would be cuddling on the couch watching TV and Shark would slowly work his way in between you without you noticing (JJ definitely noticed)

Somedays JJ was pretty sure Shark got more kisses than him

When he brought this up in a playful argument, you quickly remedied it by giving him all the kisses he could ever want and calling him your good boy just like you did Shark

Shark slept in your room since it was the one with the air conditioning unit

At first he wasn't allowed on the bed, but JJ was away for one weekend and you had felt safer with him in the bed with you

Now JJ has to contend with Shark trying to sleep beside you instead of at the end of the bed

"Shark, this is a human bed. Your bed is on the floor."

"JJ, he doesn't like that bed."

"Well, I don't like him in this one."

"Just one more night. Please, J?"

"Fine..."

It was definitely more than one night

He will often wake up to you snuggling the dog instead of him

One time JJ snuggled up to Shark in his sleep, but he obviously denies it (you have pictures though)

Shark hates it when you give JJ attention, but he has learned that if he gives you puppy dog eyes instead of growling, you will give him all the pets and scratches

Shark's favorite toys are obviously JJ's shoes

Shark misses you just as much as JJ when you are gone

Your boys both mope around the house if you are gone for more than one night

And both are super clingy when you return

And as much as JJ says you love Shark more than him, he is glad that there is always someone at the house to keep you safe when he isn't there

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Send me some asks for drabbles or headcanons!!

[pogueszn]

bad idea right? by olivia rodrigo is giving jj x goody two shoes kook!reader

like head-in-a-book, straight A's, doesn't drink or smoke, rarely goes to parties goody two shoes kook!reader who gets dragged to a kegger by a friend and crosses paths with jj

goody two shoes kook!reader who is just absolutely enamored with him ( when i look at you my brain goes aaahh) but knows getting involved with him is a bad idea

goody two shoes kook!reader who agrees to sneak out to see him, who maybe starts taking a few sips out of his solo cup or takes a few hits off of his juul

goody two shoes kook!reader who really should be studying but jj just texted her and asked if you wanted to hang out (fuck it, it's fine)

are you guys seeing the vision? are you seeing it? pls tell me you see it

[goldvenuslvrs]

sfw alphabet ; jj maybank

word count: 1.3k

warnings: mention of potential future childbearing, can be read as platonic (mostly) or romantic (reader’s choice)

note: ik it’s not a full fic but i wanted to get a couple of things out before/around christmas so merry christmas! (if you celebrate it), i’m planning on doing this for a few more characters as well as a nsfw alphabet (which i’m betting you heathens will enjoy more than this one lol)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) As soon as he’s comfortable with you, he’s basically attached to your side as often as is humanly possible; the pogues have to literally pull him away from you and restrain him so you can leave to go to work. JJ’s open to all love languages but his favourite is physical touch, he loves holding your hand

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) JJ is a little shit so a friendship with him could start one of two ways: either (1) you grew up together/you’re one of his friends siblings and he got a two-for-one deal when you met or (2) you work together/partnered up for a project in class and he basically said ‘this one’s mine’ and asserted himself as your best friend

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Is the sky blue? JJ loves to cuddle, he didn’t get a lot of love after his mom left (Luke definitely left something to be desired in regards to affection) and the pogues aren’t the most cuddly people in the world so as soon as he realised that you liked cuddles, he’s like your pet koala - wrapped around you as often and as close as physically possible

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) As seen by the fact that he tried to eat moldy bread, cooking isn’t his strong suit but cleaning? he’s not a big fan but he turns into Mrs Hinch’ when need be

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) JJ’s definitely a ghoster (sorry), he hates confrontation so he’ll either ghost them or break up with them over text so he doesn’t have to see their reaction/experience their anger

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) He’s not really a marriage guy, he doesn’t see the point, he doesn’t need a certificate to promise to be committed

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) JJ can be a bit brash and intense but he can be gentle and caring when the situation calls for it

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) (I refer you back to ‘C’) He loves hugs, they become his way of greeting you - he’s the type to fully lift you off the ground and spin you around if it’s been a particularly good day

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?) Getting JJ to say those three special words would take extreme patience (the guy’s got trust issues), it would take a year+ for him to say it (in a romantic sense)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) He doesn’t get jealous often but when he does, it’s usually over close friends rather than strangers or kooks - he knows he doesn’t have anything to fear with tourons or Rafe Cameron but Kiara? John B? Sarah? Pope?

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) He loves forehead kisses (giving and receiving), he thinks they’re so pure and while he enjoys the not so pure stuff, he loves them just as much

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Babies are fine, JJ can handle them but as soon as they start speaking and forming actual opinions, he’s sure he can handle that (although he assures you that if you and he ever have kids one day, he’ll be a hell of a lot better than Luke)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) JJ is a late riser (with the amount he drinks and smokes?) and it usually takes someone coming in and shaking him awake to rouse him, especially if he went to a kegger the night before

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) JJ is stubborn, he’ll refuse to admit that he’s tired until you quite literally drag him to bed, and after a certain time, he gets pouty and clingy and won’t let you go

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) He definitely takes a while to open up, it’s not easy for him to trust someone but once he does, you know every single thought he has, there’s nothing he’ll keep from you

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) It depends on the situation - if you break something of his or forget something, he genuinely doesn’t care but if you ignore him or purposely do something to hurt/annoy him, he’ll go from 0 to 100 instantly

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) It varies - he’ll remember you saying you wanted/liked something in passing but he was no idea about your allergies or fears

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) JJ will never forget the day you yelled at Rafe for him - Rafe had been badgering you about dumping JJ and how he wasn’t right for your ‘image’ and JJ had walked in on you screaming at Rafe about how much you loved JJ and it warmed his heart

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Insanely protective - he’s protective over his friends but with you, it’s an entirely different ballpark; when you’re out in public, he always has an arm around your shoulder/waist and his hand in yours; at keggers, he’s always ready to jump in if you give me a sign that you’re uncomfortable

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) All or nothing - for significant dates, he’ll do the whole nine yards, nothing is too much but day-to-day, he’ll settle for a day out on the boat with you or a surfing date

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) Whenever you argue, he’ll bail - he won’t show back up for a few days, obviously making you worry like crazy, but he doesn’t want to accidentally lash out at you

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Not at all, he knows he looks good so why would he worry?

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) No - initially, he felt like you were his everything but overtime he’s learned that while you make him a better version of himself and he’d be devastated if you left, he’d be able to survive without you

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) JJ has ADHD, it was Pope that suggested it and when he did, JJ was angry, he’d always been taught that having any ‘special needs’ made him weak but eventually you all sat him down and made him see that it wasn’t a bad thing

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) Lying, he can’t stand people lying to him, especially people he loves/respects

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Snoring, he used to keep everyone up with his snoring until Kiara bought everyone noise-cancelling headphones and bought JJ some nose plugs 

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

JJ Maybank Headcanons:

A/N: I know I said I was gonna write more but I’ve barely had time or energy to even clean my house lately soooo. Anyway, I’m literally writing these on my lunch break. I may write some for the other pogues too idk yet it depends on how many I can come up with for them. I just have a good bit for JJ bc I think about him a lot lmao. Without further ado.

P.S. This has been sitting in my drafts for like a week awaiting the moment that I decide I'm happy with it lol. So here it is finally.

Random Headcanons:

He sleeps in starfish pose. Like you cannot tell me that this dude can’t or won’t take up an entire bed by himself.

We all know his motto, “Stupid things have good outcomes all the time,” but this dude's number one signature catchphrase has to be “Full Send!” followed closely by “YOLO Bitches!”

This may just be biased bc of Uncharted and the Royal Merchant ordeal but I can definitely see JJ pretending to be a pirate who’s on a massive treasure-hunting expedition when he was a little kid.

JJ’s hidden talent? Rapping. His ADHD and quick mind help him come up with lyrics quickly and even if they don’t always make sense to others they make sense to him 90% of the time.

JJ is either a fighting drunk or a goofy drunk. It’s either “let’s throw some hands” or “I’ma dance on that table brb” there is no in-between.

As for when he’s high, I think JJ is one of those people that just comes up with absolute nonsense that kinda makes sense. He has really deep thoughts about random shit and barely shuts up.

He does a lil dancey dance. I can see him just kinda standing in line, standing amongst the Pogues or they're all sitting around doing nothing and he gets bored so he dances along to whatever song is playing in his head. It often distracts the Pogues and cracks them up.

JJ is a speed demon no ifs ands or buts about it. This makes him a pro at playing spot the cop because while he enjoys the rush, he does not enjoy the idea of getting a ticket.

Somehow, Kie once convinced him to let her put his hair in tiny pigtails. He may or may not have been drunk.

You know that cute little thing where one person sticks out their hand and another rests their chin in it? So, as long as it's someone he trusts i.e. the Pogues or a significant other, they can stick their hand out and catch his attention and he will immediately put his chin in it even if he has to hurdle over tables in his mad dash from across the room.

I saw someone headcanon, I’m sorry but I can’t remember who, that JJ can play drums. I 100% agree. I can see him just banging around on them to let out some frustration one day and Kie convinced him to actually learn how to play them. Let me tell you, it was not easy at all bc JJ’s attention span didn’t wanna hold out for it but eventually he got the hang of it.

Unfortunately, at the insistence of the Pogues, JJ is no longer allowed to light fireworks anymore after having almost caught not only the dock but also The Chateau on fire one Fourth of July.

Dating Him Headcanons:

JJ is always attached to his love in some way, shape, or form. It could just be a simple shoulder-to-shoulder thing or he could be practically backpacked on you with his arms wrapped around your shoulders, his chin resting on your head or in the crook of your neck, and him leaning against your back.

JJ doesn't have a lot of money but what he does have is the desire to shower you with gifts so what does he do? He makes things for you or steals them but that's not the point. Your wrists, hands, and neck are probably always adorned in loads of bracelets, rings, and necklaces that he made for you. They may not look like much to other people but to you, they mean the world and you would never let anything happen to them.

JJ is a huge fan of words of affirmation. Remind him often that you love him and are very proud of him, even sprinkle in a few compliments.

That being said, as you can probably tell from the first headcanon of this section, his favorite form of showing love is physical touch. He loves giving it and receiving it.

JJ loves to make you laugh. He'll pull out the cheesiest pick-up lines and corniest dad jokes if it means he gets even a giggle out of you.

So, like I said previously, JJ takes up the entire bed. I also feel like you'll have to fight him for the blankets. You both may start the night out cuddled up all cute and shit but by the time you both wake up, he's spread out as much as possible leaving you to either tuck into his side or flat out lay on top of him.

JJ never says no if you ask for a piggyback ride. Sometimes if he thinks you’re getting tired he’ll just stop in front of you and squat down motioning for you to hop on.

I think a lot of people think that if JJ were ever jealous he would throw hands or super cockily just butt into the conversation and distract you but I personally think he’s a mean-mugging jealous. Like, say you’re having a polite, innocent conversation with some Touron but JJ gets jealous. I think he’d simply walk up behind you and give the person an “if looks could kill” glare. Soon enough the Touron gets the hint and dips. I don’t think JJ would want to fight in front of you if he could help it even if every bone in his body is screaming to throw hands. He doesn’t want to scare you.

Masterlist

More JJ Maybank Imagines

[friendlyneighborhoodcapricorn]

I actually can't remember whether I've requested this already (just ignore this if I have lol) but what about some fluffy headcanons about dating JJ?

I don’t remember either so have some (more) :)

Dating JJ Maybank would include…

Physical contact is his main love language. Like, his overall relationship with it is difficult, but he expresses his love for people by hugging them or messing with their hair, or whatever.

So, on that note, he’s always touching you in some way. He’s always holding your hand, or has a hand on your back, or his arm around your shoulders or waist.

All the forehead kisses. And the top-of-your-head kisses.

Stealing that baseball cap of his. Sometimes he takes it off just to put it on your head instead.

Being the only one who can talk him out of particularly bad ideas.

He always tries to make you laugh, so he comes up with the dumbest jokes and cheesiest pick-up lines to tell to you.

I’ve mentioned this before, I think, but pet his hair and he absolutely fucking melts.

Okay that’s all I’ve got for now lol

[fbfh]

adhd!JJ x adhd!reader hcs

wc: 1k

warnings: mentions of RSD, diagnosis is a privelage, mistaking undiagnosed adhd as bad personality traits and flaws, kooks "doing adderall for fun", self medicating with caffiene, you know JJ has adhd before he does, floor time!!!! <333, implied JJ developing a crush on reader, brief optional JJ braiding readers hair, cuddling, emotionally supportive friends

a/n: JJ maybank needs a lot of stimulants kisses and cuddles <3

tags: @yesv01 @justbookworm @afidiofobia

Being best friends with the pogues was great

You’re all like family, and you might be struggling but you’re struggling together

One particular drawback of being a pogue is that once you had had enough of not knowing why some things are so hard for you

And you finally started researching why you’re like this

Why you struggle with things that no one else bats an eyelash at

Why one piece of media consumes your entire life for a period of time, then you totally forget it exists, then the obsession comes back with a vengeance

Why you’re so fucking sensitive

And bad at school in spite of genuinely trying your literal hardest

Why you’ve been drinking coffee and energy drinks since middle school

You came to the conclusion that you probably have adhd

The drawback is that getting a diagnosis isn’t a possibility in any way shape or form

At least right now

You know you’ll probably just have to get through high school then figure out how to try and get tested or get a diagnosis after you graduate and are an adult

Which sucks

But what else can you do?

You don’t have a fraction of the privilege kooks have, some of them even have doctors for parents 

They do adderall for fun, you need it to make your bed and brush your teeth consistently 

So yeah that’s pretty shitty

You decided to stay away from trying to get any kind of meds or drugs under the counter, since caffeine can work the same way

You figure it’s safer to stick with your beloved coffee and energy drinks

It also clicked that those times when you felt like caffeine is a placebo or you’re just so tired that it’s not doing anything

Nope

Turns out you just have a dopamine deficiency lol 

So over time you fell down the rabbit hole of adhd research

You found out all the other bizarre things you’ve been doing are actually signs and symptoms

Needing a tv show to play at night or you can’t sleep, having literally no sense of time, getting “upset over nothing” and feeling like someone hates you when a joke isn’t as well received as you expect or when you try to tell someone something and they’re not really paying attention

Yeah that last one (your least favorite) even has a name!!

It’s RSD aka rejection sensitive dysphoria and it’s a real bitch!!

You end up not telling anyone you’re pretty sure you have adhd

Even the pogues

Mostly because part of your brain is worried about how they’ll react

And if you got RSD from that it would be a literal nightmare to deal with 

So you decide to keep it to yourself 

For now at least

The thing is, the more research you do 

The more you notice similar traits and symptoms in JJ

Just like with you, everything that looks like a personality flaw is actually a glaring sign of undiagnosed neurodivergence

With a better understanding of yourself and (most likely) of what JJ’s also going through

You start to understand each other a little better

It’s like you’re speaking the same language yk

This earned you the nickname “the JJ whisperer” very quickly

You can draw his attention away from something that should not have his attention

By bringing up something else that should not have his attention

But the second thing isn’t dangerous/harmful

So it counts as a good distraction

You and JJ will talk at the speed of light 

And you conversations will make no sense to anyone but you two

Because you both understand each others dolphin brains

At one point everyone you can tell he’s stressing

You lay down flat on the floor, patting the ground next to you

The rest of the pogues watch in amazement as he sighs, lays on the ground next to you, and almost instantly chills out

“This is just such a stupid thing to argue about, I hate fighting with you guys”

No one knows what magic you work on him or why it’s so much easier to articulate his thoughts and feelings during floor time

Sometimes the other pogues join you for floor time too

They don’t really get it but they’re happy to support yall

Sometimes Kie will see you bringing JJ a monster or a caffeinated lemonade 

ALSO FOR ALL MY ADHD BABES PANERA HAS LEMONADE WITH LIKE 400 MG OF CAFFEINE <3333 LOVE IT

Anyway Kie will be like is that a good idea??? This late at night????

You’re like I know what I’m about son

You and JJ sleep like BABIES

They watch you in shock as you and JJ finish you beverages and curl up on John B’s couch in the chateau 

You’re out like lights all cuddled up and snuggled up together

Whenever he really starts to feel like shit you pull him aside for a sidebar

You’re able to help talk him out of his self loathing spirals bc guess what!! You’ve experienced the same thing!!

You know what he’s going through cause you’re going through a similar thing yk

If you like having your hair played with/have hair that’s long enough to be braided

You’d better believe you teach JJ how to braid hair

And he will stim/fidget by braiding your hair whenever he can

He gets little heart flutters when you leave the hair braids he gives you in for the rest of the day

Whenever shit goes down

Whenever an argument or fight or something goes down

You’re the first person he goes to

Because he knows you’ll get it

And of course you do

You speak the same language 

JJ: same hat!! <3

You: same hat!! <3

[ohbx]

Sarah Cameron’s insta story

[jellycolors]

𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥

[5sospenguinqueen]

JJ: Do you know how I can become a jellyfish?

Y/N: Jellyfish have no brain so you're already pretty close to it.

[sehnsuchts-trunken]

So I’m watching obx again and honestly, I just need Sarah and JJ to bond over having shitty fathers lol. But that led to another thought:

I’m convinced those two have the most hilarious, chaotic friendship, and so of course I’m coming here to ask for some headcanons on that

awww you're right, they absolutely have a wonderful friendship, I had so much fun writing these!

They get drunk on father's day together. Both show up at John B's, arms full of bottles of vodka and beer and rum and whatnot, like "buckle up buddy guess what day it is" then continue to do rituals in which they sacrifice their fathers for a better life to the old gods and have an amazing sleepover. Kie and Pope don't get invited because "sorry guys, not a pogue party, and as far as we're aware your dads are alive and not complete assholes, so see ya tomorrow"

Why can I see Sarah constantly messing up his hair? just, whenever, until at some point JJ stops even doing his hair in the morning because he knows that she's gonna mess it up anyway

Scaring each other all the time, running up from behind and throwing their arms around each other. It's become like a ritual at this point. Never text "wanna meet up?" or shit, just show up at each others houses and try to scare the shit out of the other.

Sarah sleeps in one bed with him whenever she stays at John B's (and essentially at JJ's lmao, those two basically live together don't they) and even after she starts dating John B, she just. rarely stays with him? she usually just ends up in JJ's bed regardless

Also wears his shirts. Honestly, she steals them, and at some point you barely see her without them at all. JJ actually wakes up one day and his closet/pile of clothes on a chair doesn't have any shirts in it anymore.

Board games??? Like. Sarah loves board games, when she was little her family always played them, all the time, and now she teaches JJ all that she knows. Literally doesn't matter at what time of the day or the week the pogues find the two of them in JJ's room, they have a different board or card game set out in between them every time.

[goldvenuslvrs]

period pain ; jj maybank

summary: how jj acts when you’re on your period

pairing: jj maybank x afab!reader

word count: < 300

warnings: fluff, mention of periods (obviously)

note: if you want other headcanons or for any other characters, let me know, sorry it’s not long <3

JJ would be really good to you when you’re on your period - if you need a hot water bottle, painkillers, or chocolate? He already has a stash ready for you

When she first joined the pogues, Kiara made sure that they knew exactly what girls needed because if you think she was going to deal with bullshit toxic masculinity about periods, think again, and you loved her for it because now your boyfriend actually knew how to help you

He had a hamper in John B’s spare room full of all of your favourite snacks and movies so you could spend the day doing whatever you wanted - he definitely treated the days you were on your period like your birthday, whatever you say goes

You also found out that JJ was as good as a hot water bottle so every now and then, you’d just pull him on top of you, like a hot water bottle and a weighted blanket all in one

However, he’s just a boy and he’s still JJ so he’s kind of useless sometimes - he would forget that you’re on and make a comment that was meant to be a joke and one you would usually laugh at, and you either teared up and launched at him, ready to scratch his eyes out

Which is when Kiara, Sarah, and Cleo would kick him (along with John B and Pope) out for day so the four of you could have a day in together, doing all of your favourite things - you weren’t mad at JJ but you loved your girls

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

JJ Maybank Masterlist

💜 = 300+ Notes

Premium Subscription��|| JJ & (Y/N) have been best friends since kindergarten. Now that they’re older, it’s painfully obvious to their group of friends that they have feelings for each other but are too scared to admit it. Said group of friends has finally had enough and decides to give them a little nudge.  💜

JJ Maybank Headcanons || I listed some random headcanons about just JJ but also some of JJ x Reader. 💜

Glue (Routledge!Reader)

Part 1 || JJ is living a nightmare when his best friend, Reader, is kidnapped and held for ransom by his father.

Part 2 || The Pogues go to the police for help getting (Y/N) back but JJ and John B end up taking matters into their own hands.

Part 3 || John B and JJ get Reader back but need to have a talk with her about some things they heard her say to Luke.

[princesse-de-ravenclaw]

topper thornton is the type of bf to buy u harry’s house ono tickets and learn all of the songs before u get there so he can sing them with u,, in this essay i will-

[friendlyneighborhoodcapricorn]

OHMYGOD OKAY: MARRIAGE HEADCANONS WITH (A SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER) JOHN B???? PLEASE I NEED THOSE NOW

Ooh this is gonna be good

Okay, first things first: he is so nervous during the proposal. He kept tripping over his words and dropped the ring four times.

Four. Times.

The fourth time, he managed to lose it in the tall beach grass. He freaked out and started to search for it, but he didn’t expect you to kneel beside him just so you could take his face in your hands and say yes (this is a shameless reference to a different series lmao)

Anyway, if he was that nervous for the proposal, now imagine the wedding.

However bad you think it is, it’s worse.

JJ keeps offering to get him high. No one knows if he’s joking or not.

Also, obviously JJ is John B’s best man.

You get married on the pier behind the Chateau because of course. It’s during the golden hour, and the sun is turning everything to amber.

Forgets half of his vows and then just turns to whoever’s officiating the wedding to ask if they can just get on with it.

Literally everyone is crying. Kiara and Sarah take one look at the scenery and they’re both gone, and Pope is a sympathetic crier. JJ keeps it dry the longest, but at some point during the vows he start tearing up as well.

The reception after is the wildest thing the Outer Banks will see for years to come.

At some point, JJ and John B end up in the water. JJ probably jokingly pushed him, but being a little drunk, John B ended up slipping. He made sure to drag JJ down with him, though.

Secretly slipping away with your husband at the end of the night in the HMS Pogue.

[pogueswrld]

my obx headcanon is that jj and sarah share the same mama and he's older, ik for fact that madyline feels the same!!!!!