#of a two hander

[summergoodwife]

Hey so is anyone else going to die of cardiac arrest if we find out in Alecto that Gideon no longer knows how to use her two-hander since that was the very first thing Harrow had to absorb to survive

[andrastes-cheeks]

The mages are being horny again someone get the spray bottle

[sha-brytols]

I love you. I wish that meant I would never hurt you.

[kirkwallguy]

"f/m ships are more progressive than m/m ships because there's a woman" is a take i see worryingly frequently in this fandom lol. it's the gender maths id expect from someone who was born 3 hours ago and has done nothing with their life but scroll 2013-era superwholock tumblr.

[cloudofdarkness]

The feelings I possess are deep and aching, but I cannot let them free. You deserve more than me.

WAHHHH big thank you to @sadmages for the commission! Please please please go give them a follow and support them if you haven’t! They’re so sweet and their art rocks!

Silly goofy bonus below the cut that they went out of their way to add :3

[thatneoncrisis]

has gideon ever won a fight ever or is the whole series just her getting publicly owned

[mournmage]

Hawke: Anders? What are you talking about? Anders: Wardens aren't immune to the taint forever. In time, we start to hear voices. The same ones that the darkspawn hear. Anders: That's when they send you into the Deep Roads to die.

The idea that a romanced Anders and Hawke have never had this conversation about the Calling being a Thing before the Legacy dlc is going to haunt me tbh

[becauseanders]

if i had a nickel for every time i romanced the possessed bird man with confinement trauma in a dragon age game, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

[secret-smut-sideblog]

(btw here's some smut about them. if you'd like)

[muirneach]

ohohoo battle of the ohbh tomorrow.. the second prettiest backhand vs the ugliest backhand no less

[bigcatbulges]

Source - Chunie

(Artist's Patreon FurAffinity and Subscribestar)

[longiflorum]

Hawke and Anders WIP

[andrastes-cheeks]

And I am coming home to you With my own blood in my mouth

And I am coming home to you

If it's the last thing that I do

Idk if I’m gonna finish this wip but it felt sad to never put it anywhere

[augusts-sketchbook]

there is something about you that I will always recognize

[pyrory]

sellbot cog redesigns!!!! :D thought process + extra design deets under the cut! (waning: its very long LOL)

cold caller: loosely based off of their tto trading card! rotary phone because uhhh. duh they call people, big pointy nose resembles icicle, elongated eyes / eye scopes? idk lol resemble allan. the shape of the receiver is supposed to resemble earmuffs almost? + little teefies

telemarketer: this is probably the most. vague design LOL but they're an auto-dialing machine! specifically based off of the one from the simpsons coz it.. felt fitting idk. i definitely took some liberties but they have a speaker mouth, an indicator bulb for a nose, and the cassette portion is their eye ^_^

name dropper: this was one of the harder names to translate into a design since it doesnt have any ties to any physical items / ideas? so i ended up just building upon their base design. the glasses and bun give them an uptight secretary vibe + gave them more droopy features such as a longer nose and hoop earrings to replace the old ones

glad hander: not much to say about this one. HAND!!!!! my original redesign for this had their eyes on their palm while the fingers sat on top but. idk. it felt more fitting for their hand to be in a fist while the eyes were on the fingers. it makes their middle finger look like a nose

mover & shaker: shaker -> salt & pepper shakers. ez pz. the lids look like little hats too

two face: this was a little tricky coz i like the double face look they originally had. but double talker already has that model and i think it fits them much more than it does two face. i cycled through a few different ideas but eventually ended up with this, inspired by the mayor from the nightmare before christmas & the way his head operates :P

mingler: nothing changed. literally perfect. mingler is peak cog design. just tweaked their colors and gave them a stronger head + hair shape that stands out against the others

mr. hollywood: same with name dropper & mingler, they have a vague name thats hard to interpret BUT the og design was already so good there wasn't much to change Anyways. i was subconsciously inspired by Something while designing them but i dont know what, i guess 50s celebrities? also inspired by ernesto de la cruz from coco!

as a general rule of thumb: i stuck to the same color palette for all of these designs (except for the blue in cold caller & two face. obviously) in order to communicate the fact that they're from the same department. for the more human cogs i tried to separate different parts of the head using color & lines (forehead, cheekbones, chin, nose, etc) in order to give them a subtle robotic look but you can't really see it lol... i tried to keep their GENERAL head shapes but some of them wandered a little far

+ i actually made palettes for all of the cog departments to work on if i ever want to make more redesigns! i'll stick them here since they're on topic

[vagueeyes]

Can you use magic to distract from a story? Particularly a story you want to be kept secret.

INSIDE NO. 9 | S5E4 "Misdirection"