#of pooping themselves

[pixlokita]

Me meeting new people I’m not comfortable with: -keeps a distance but offers a handshake at most-

Them: -pull me into a hug-

Me:

[moeblob]

You know, sometimes you just play an otome and go "that's my son" and then he's the mom of the group. It just happens like that sometimes.

[harpalion]

it’s really ridiculous to me that pigeons aren’t more popular as pets cuz like… they are literally the oldest domesticated bird and one of the oldest domesticated animals in general. they are quiet, highly intelligent but not destructive, come in a massive variety of gorgeous colors, breeds, and sizes, and can be very happy living in a fairly small area (ie, a bedroom) so long as they get some daily exercise. they’re granivores and you can feed them sunflower seeds… they are soft and sweet and curious and playful and cute and they are not essentially a human child a la large parrots. i love them so much

[rubistella]

{ hi i'm alive ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) 201x style cause i'm an old timer in this website. }

[piggiebonez]

im sorry but all of you "googoogaga zim needs therapy aaoooww zim has so much trauma sniff so saaaadd" people are sooooo fucking lame. if you sit zim down with a therapist the therapist is gonna curl up into fetal position start eating their own notes and cry. and maybe jump out the window

z*adrs dni. GIANT SPIDER KILLS YOU WITH HAMMERS

[puppytoast]

Thinking about how someone in FinalFantasy called my friend an egg today because he likes to play as his catgirl character because he thinks she is cute, so I had to explain to him what that meant and how that was fucking rude. Please don't do that to strangers, signed another gnc queer ho

[faithfromanewperspective]

me sometimes, looking in the mirror: this is a body but idk if it's me. looks too mainstream, i'm not really sure i'm the kind of person internally who fulfils beauty standards. doesn't look like me

me other times: fuck off beauty standards stop stealing my body type. go and make some fat people feel good about themselves for once or just cease to exist either one works

[seraphsfire]

anyway guys pls give me all ur best vibes, thoughts, prayers, astral energy, whatever you have for my job interview on Tuesday so, idk. Of course all the other ppl who were supposed to get back to me weeks ago did Not

[thethingything]

so the other day our mum brought home a couple of caterpillars but we're keeping them downstairs because there isn't much space in our room.

it looks like we got them while they were already getting ready to pupate because they haven't really bothered eating anything and are currently just wandering around making little bits of silk all of the mesh cage they're in.

we think they're probably ruby tiger moths, and like look at these little floofs

[soijustdidthat]

sometimes i forget that i don’t own my cat, my cat owns me, and then i climb into bed ever so carefully around the five pound furball that planted herself right below my pillow while i took a shower and struggle to get my feet under the sheets and part of me goes ah yes. my weekly dose of cat-reality

[macaroni-rascal]

moment of silence for all the people who had and continue to have periods poops without indoor plumbing i am so sorry i will have a word with god about this right quick

[ase-trollplays]

Fucking hate dog owners who don't pick up after their dogs. 😠 Yeah, picking up poo is yucky, but that's what you signed up for when you adopted it. Stop leaving turds for the rest of us to deal with

[whippetcrimes]

Misty is obsessed with eating bird poop. The counter surfing is livable, this is my biggest struggle with her. Especially because we have chickens. But she'll just as happily try to lick up a little white splat on the sidewalk too

[bat-the-misfit]

me watching everyone i know make the barbie template thing just bc everyone is doing it too:

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

the babies are gonna HATE me in a bit

[coffincoitus]

the fact that they cry blood but salivate what appears to be regular saliva raises some questions 🤔 I'm not demanding scientific logic btw I just wanna know everything about vampire fluids