#ofc ur allowed to like eddie

[nightmareentertainment]

Eddie overrated Argyle underrated argue w the wall /hj

[mrvlbimbo]

Dating Eddie. Maybe there’s a special meal or food item y’all eat/like. Or even something you make that’s special. Let’s say it’s an old family recipe for cookies.

Every time you make them Eddie gets super excited. Because that’s your guy’s thing. And if you try to give some to other people like his friends? He snatches it from your/their hands and crams it in his mouth while glaring at you. “Babe. These are Eddie cookies. I’m the only one allowed to eat em.”

Oh my lord

Like if u go to pick him up from hellfire and u bring some of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

The kids ask if they’re allowed to have some and ofc u say they can

But before they can take a bite Eddie has gathered all the cookies into his hands with a growl

“Nope these are Eddie cookies!“ he grumbles while shoveling them into his mouth.

“Eddie, you can’t claim chocolate chip cookies,” Mike shouts at him, distraught at the fact almost all of the treats are gone now.

“Yes I can. My girlfriend made them for me and not for you, suck it.” Hes scowling, wiping crumbs off his lips with the back of his jacket in a way that makes him look remarkably adorable.

“Eds baby," u say softly, leaning down to press a soft kiss to his lips.

“Yeah?” he asks after u pull back, breath brushing over ur lips. He's got this lovestruck look in his eyes that gives you the butterflies x10.

“You’re being childish." you giggle as your distraction allows the kids to snatch some of the cookies before Eddie can finish them off.

[mermaid-trash]

So like, waitress!reader has a lil crush on Eddie(who ofc has a MAJOR crush on reader), so naturally she decides to kidnap him 😌

And this is basically just to tell him “yeah, so like, ur cute or whatever 😒” and he’s like “…me?🤨”

And then they learn their both utterly OBSESSED with each other and then jump each other’s bones :)

Okay, listen.... I love this idea 🥺 this started as headcanons but it quickly got away from me...

(also I'm sorry if you wanted this to be smut, but I don't think I'm very good at writing smut so I didn't for this)

Wc: 2.4k

💚 Requests for Edward Nashton are open 💚

Tonight had been a rough shift at the diner. You had dropped a half-full pot of coffee less than 20 minutes into your shift, and it had not gotten better since then.

You had thought of quitting and storming out, of shouting insults at the difficult customers and flipping your coworkers off, hundreds of times tonight alone, but you knew you never would. You needed this shitty job to keep your shitty apartment in this shitty city. Times were tough, and you were barely scraping by as it was.

But at least Eddie was here now. Your Eddie - well, he wasn't yours, technically, but he was your favourite customer by far. He had been a regular at the diner for three months now, but he only ever visited in the middle of the night, which meant he was always there during your shift. Truthfully, none of the other regular customers could hold your attention the way Eddie could, Eddie with his sandy hair and round face, Eddie with his riddles and codes, he was just...fascinating.

See, you had what some might call a "strange fixation" on Eddie, but you knew it was so much more than that, you saw him so much clearer than you had ever seen another person. It hadn’t even come as a surprise when you had seen his video on the news the night Don Mitchell was killed. You had recognised him behind the mask instantly, those usually calm green eyes so full of frenzy, but you hadn't told him that yet. You wanted him to understand you the way you knew you understood him, and just coming out and telling him that you knew he was the Riddler might scare him off, which is the complete opposite of what you wanted.

If you could just make him see you, see how you felt about him, he would never let you go, you could be his forever. You sighed aloud, lost in the fantasy as you wiped the grimy counters, lost in him, lost in Eddie, Eddie, Eddie…..

Tonight, Eddie sat at the end of the counter, hunched over and scribbling in a notebook, his nose almost touching the pages. Rainwater dripped slowly from his coat onto the floor. He paused his frantic writing for a second to push his glasses back up where they had slid down his nose. 

You desperately wanted to believe the reason he only came to the diner late at night was because he wanted to see you. But, no matter how many times you had batted your lashes and smiled prettily at him, no matter how many of his riddles you answered or how quickly you answered them, he had never made a move on you. He hadn't even asked for your number yet, for Christ's sake! It was starting to seem like he just wasn't interested in you, but you wouldn’t allow that. You had one more plan, one last attempt to get what you so desperately needed from him.

"Hey sweetie, whatcha writing there?" You say, sauntering over to him with a cup of coffee in hand. Your voice was sweet, almost saccharine, as you leaned on your elbows against the counter directly in front of him. His eyes met yours briefly before darting away again, and you tried not to read too much into the blush that was beginning to form across his cheeks. 

"Hm? Oh…plans." He responded quietly, closing the notebook. You tilted your head and raised an eyebrow slightly, waiting for him to elaborate, but he didn't. He just picked up his coffee cup, blowing gently on the hot liquid.

Strange. He wasn't usually this quiet around you. And he hadn’t even asked you how you were, he always asked how you were, why wasn’t he asking how you were? 

You wanted to tell him he could talk to you about anything, that you'd support him through anything, that you'd do anything for him…but the moment wasn't right. Not yet.

"You seem kinda distracted tonight, Eddie, what's up?" You say, drumming your fingers against the counter lightly as you watch him sip his coffee slowly. He was desperately avoiding eye contact with you. 

"J-just busy…" he said, fidgeting with his coffee cup and glancing at his notebook. You felt a swell of anger. Couldn’t he see that you were far more important than his work? You were standing right in front of him yet his thoughts remained on that damn mask. You wanted his attention but he was unwilling to give it to you,

Fine, you thought. If you won’t give it to me, I’ll take it for myself. 

"Okay sweetie, well if you need anything else, you know where to find me," your voice gave away no emotions, you sounded sickly sweet as always. You sent him an innocent smile that he almost returned, then you reluctantly wandered away, doing random tasks around the diner but always keeping an eye on Eddie, who had gone back to scribbling in his notebook. 

What an idiot. Can’t he see you? Can’t he see the way you look at him? 

After a while, you glanced at the clock and noticed that it was the end of your shift; a jolt of excitement shot up your spine as you bolted to the back of the diner to change out of your uniform. Your stomach squirmed as you called goodbye to your colleagues and left through the back door, running to get into position.

This was your last resort, it had to be perfect. 

—------------------------

The first thing Edward noticed when he came to was the duct tape across his mouth. 

The second thing he noticed was the cruel irony of the duct tape across his mouth. 

He realised quickly he was tied to a chair, wrists bound behind his back, in an abandoned building. He was confused, panicked, he didn’t know what was going on, and Edward hated not knowing. 

He noticed a sliver of sunlight coming through a crack in the ceiling; the last thing he remembered was leaving the diner late at night. He must have been attacked on his way home, meaning he must have been here for several hours by now.

He heard a noise then, coming from behind him. His head spun frantically, trying to see the source, but his movements were limited due to the borderline excessive amount of tape wrapped around his body, securing him to the wooden chair.

"Oh good, you're finally awake," he hears you say, then you walk past him, trailing your hand along his shoulders as you do, before coming to a halt in front of him. 

What?

You?

Why?

He stared up at you, and you giggled at the confusion in his eyes. He truly had no idea what was going on. His ears were ringing but your voice cut through clearly.

"We need to have a serious conversation, sweetie," you said, bending down to his eye level. Your voice was lower than usual, dangerous. It sent a shiver down Edward’s spine. It was only then that he noticed the knife in your hand. It was small, but sharp, and Edward's brain suddenly exploded with panicked thoughts.

Had you noticed him staring at you in the diner? Did you think he was weird and creepy? Had you found out he had broken into your apartment and stolen that pair of panties from your bathroom? Had you found the camera he had hidden in your bedroom? 

"I know this is probably an overreaction to you ignoring me tonight, yknow, the whole chloroform and duct tape thing, but, well, I just had to speak to you somewhere private," you paced back and forth and gestured with the knife as you spoke, and he realised he should feel scared that you may use it. However, the look in your eyes was not rage, or disgust, or anything like that. It was…gentle. Caring, maybe. Edward struggled to recognise what it was exactly, but it made his heart rate slow slightly. 

And after all, if you had been angry at him and wanted to hurt him, or kill him, you wouldn’t have gone to the trouble of drugging him and bringing him to this building.

“So I did all of this, for you,” you said, and looked at him suddenly. The force of your gaze knocked the air out of his lungs. For him? He tilted his head at you, silently asking you to continue. Just like you had done to him earlier that night. 

"And the reason I wanted to speak to you in private, is…well…" you trailed off, looking away bashfully. Edward saw the blush tinting your cheeks, the way you nervously scratched the back of your neck with your knife-free hand. What the hell was going on?

You noticed his wide eyed stare, and crossed your arms and huffed a small breath out. 

"I don’t do this very often, yknow," you sighed, glancing at him then away again. "I guess I've just never met a guy like you before." 

Edward's heart jumped up to his throat and he saw you pull your bottom lip between your teeth. You looked nervous. What the hell did that mean?! A guy like him?

His eyes found yours again and you smiled sweetly, as if you didn’t have him tied up and at your mercy, before reaching towards him and pushing his glasses up his nose where they had slipped down. He was sure you must be able to hear his heart pounding in his chest from the close proximity.

"You're cute, Eddie," you breathed, and his whole body tensed. "But you've been ignoring all of my signals, sweetie, and, well," 

You gently brushed his hair out of his eyes, and Edward tried to stop himself from leaning into your touch. You thought he was cute? You lean in towards his ear and trail the knife softly down his chest before whispering to him.

"Sometimes a girl has to resort to drastic measures to get what she wants." 

Edward tried to be ashamed at the way his cock twitched desperately in his pants.

He tried to speak, forgetting briefly about the tape over his mouth until the words came out a muffled mess. 

You giggled at him before carefully removing the tape, and he was quick to repeat himself.

"You want me?!" He was bewildered, absolutely astounded at this turn of events. He had been expecting a confrontation about…any number of things, not this.

He couldn't take his eyes off you, the way you stood with your knife in hand, seemingly unbothered by the fact you had kidnapped a man in order to confess your feelings to him. The situation was bizarre, but Edward couldn't bring himself to care. 

I did all of this, for you. That was what you had said. You must have been planning this while Edward had been watching you, you had done all of this right under his nose. How had he never noticed anything? 

Then, you sat down on his lap. Edward’s breathing audibly hitched, and suddenly he didn’t care why he hadn’t noticed, he only cared about your face inches from his, your weight on him, your body pressed to his, the way your breath tickled his skin, oh god, there was just so much to focus on. 

"Of course I want you, dummy," you giggled again. God, he loved hearing you giggle like that. You sounded so innocent, but now he knew the truth. He knew the real you. And the real you was perfect.

"But you don't seem to want me, Eddie," you pouted, and his heart sank. You didn’t know how much you meant to him. You didn’t know that he dreamt of you every night. You didn’t know that he would kill everyone in this damned city twice over just to have a chance with you.

"I do!" He cried out, and you jumped slightly. "I want you so bad, wanted you ever since the first time I saw you," 

He whimpered when you brought your knife up to trail the tip from the top of his throat to the waistband of his jeans. Suddenly, you gripped his hair and yanked his head back, forcing him to look in your eyes.

"Then why haven't you asked me out yet, sweetie? Hm? Why did it have to come to this?" You asked sweetly, leaning in so that your lips hovered over his. Edward was at a loss for words at this. He wanted to shift his hips a little, to try and ease the aching in his trousers somehow, but he didn’t dare move while you were sitting on his lap. Holding a knife. Why did he keep almost forgetting about the knife? 

"If you'd just asked me out, I never would have been forced to go to all this trouble just to talk to you!" You scolded him lightly. Your hand released his hair and came to rest on his cheek, your thumb caressed his face so tenderly. 

"I know, I know, I-I'm sorry," his voice cracked as he apologised. He didn’t know why he was apologising, but you were smiling at him now and that’s all that mattered. 

He hadn't asked you out because he had no idea you would ever even consider saying yes, but now? Now he knew you had been his the whole time. And he intended to make up for the time he had wasted.

“It’s alright sweetie, don’t worry, you see me now,” you whispered, “and I see you, Riddler…”

You breathed his other name in his ear and the entire world seemed to stop spinning. You watched his eyes widen as he realised what you had called him, then started giggling. 

“I’m sorry, sweetie, I just love watching people realise, yknow? I’m not as dumb as I look, I thought you knew that by now.” You explained, but he just stared.

You knew who he was, yet you were still sitting on his lap? You really were the most perfect creature in this entire city - no, in the world.

“How?” He rasped. Very eloquent, Edward, well done.

“I recognised your eyes in the video on Halloween,” you explained simply. 

He suddenly realised that you had been watching him as closely as he had been watching you. You really did see him. He glanced down from your eyes to your lips, and you quickly gave him what he hadn’t asked for.

You pressed your lips to his finally. 

You were his.

And he was yours.

[izzyspussy]

i have this headcanon that even though eddie was never allowed to own a pet (because allergies and you might get hurt by it and a bunch of other bs from his mom that wasn't remotely true), he's kind of a cat magnet. stray cats always found him when he was out with his friends and he would always lean down to scratch behind their ears while they purred. it didn't ever go away - the bodega cats in new york loved him too. richie loves it bc he gets to hang out with cats while also hanging out with eddie.

oh, sonia would have fast facts about toxoplasmosis and rabies ready to fucking GO

imma take ur headcanon and give it a lil spin. yes, eddie is absolutely a cat magnet BUT he is a dog person. he's perfectly nice to cats ofc because although his mama certainly did not raise him right he has a mortal soul that knows kindness. but he strongly prefers dogs. little dogs especially, because bigger dogs are more likely to drool, and also in that way that people seem to have dogs that, like, match them and eddie is absolutely the person version of a curly haired chihuahua.

on the other hand, richie is an ambidextrous animal lover. he loves cats, he loves dogs, he loves snakes, he loves hissing cockroaches, whatever. (kind of nervous about birds tho, a very poorly kept secret from stanley)

so anyway as an adult post derry, living in nyc and cautiously dating richie, trying out Life, eddie gets a dog. and he's like this is great. not only do i now have a dog which i love, but also i can carry this fuckin dog around with me and then all the world's cats will finally let me do my god damn dog person business.

except unfortunately, eddie's dog is actually as much of a cat magnet as he is alsflkjs. the strays and bodega cats love this little bitch. if eddie sets him down in his little doggie man-purse or whatever, he could conceivably accidentally take two or three cats home with him because they're in there getting their snug on.

and richie is trying to get eddie to actually purposefully bring a cat home. he vociferously insists that the only thing that will keep cats away is another cat. it's science, eds! eds. eddie. spaghetti, my love. we need a guard cat.

[archived-brokentoys]

@adrenalinesaint said:

// ty for indulging me, i love love love all ur headcanons and cant get enough lol <3

🥺🥺🥺

Thank you for listening and loving them!! That makes me VERY elated!! Ofc, I absolutely love your take on Scarecrow!! 💖💖 Another thing I suppose I should add on, just going into further detail, is that Edward may like being called Ed, or Eddie and the likes by friends but honestly? He’s insulted when those who aren’t close to him refers to him as such. (Unless he’s trying to pick someone up.) But if Edward’s doing business with someone, and they call him “Eddie,” he’ll see that as disrespectful. Hell, sometimes he doesn’t even like being referred to as “Edward.” When it comes to anyone who’s not a friend. For non-friends, he only wants to be referred to as “(the) Riddler,” “(Mr.) Nigma” or he’ll even allow “Enigma.” 

[thr4shgender]

All the even numbers!!!

omg lets fucking go

2. men's 6. tiny feet gang 😔 4. ya on occasion 6. like high school age probably LMAO 8. ofc i always want more 10. nah im good 12. single and yearning 14. just dont be a dick :) 16. if we share the same stupid sense of humor 18. man honestly? i cant think of anything rn lol 20. im actually super lazy and have no motivation sometimes 22. i just wanna graduate college and not worry about financial shit anymore. i also wanna be hot and slay 24. my mom and i have a really good relationship, but my dad and i only talk like twice a year lmao 26. dont fucking chew with ur mouth open 🔫 28. i dont dislike anyone 30. hmm school is fine but when i used to work at this manufacturing company last year we werent allowed to listen to music AT ALL during our 10 hr shifts 😑 32. nothing tbh 34. women be pretty 36. i wanna stay in the bay area but maybe ill move back to hawaii when im older? lol who knows. 38. omg i wanted to be a singer so bad as a kid 40. can i be Zagreus Hadesgame 42. brekky sandwich 44. i have the same birthday as eddy burback from youtube dot com

[losers-party-imagines]

hiii! i love your writing so much! i was wondering if i could get a richie x reader, were richie comes to the readers house drunk as fuck and when she answers the door hes like hELLO beautiful can i get a kiss, and shes like hun youve had waaaay too much to drink,, and she brings him up to her room and when she puts him on the bed, he drags her down with him and lands on top of him and hes like ooou do you come around here often??!? and shes like shut up and kiss me,, and like some slight nsfw;)

Anon also said:can i request a richie x reader were the reader is super drunk from a party and she needs a ride home and and shes like “ur sooo cute, can we make out, iloveusomuch && i wanna huguforever” and hes like “babe we will make out when we get to ur house and we will cuddle foreverrrr” and ofc a lil hot stuff ;)) but also some fluff to it,, sorry if im confusing

*vibrates intensely*

You were peacefully reading the new book you bought, almost getting to the end when you heard a knock at the door late at night. You stand to open only to find Richie drunkenly trying to stay still as Eddie gave you an apologetic look

“hey there beautiful, may I get a kiss” he said closing into your face as he smelled of alcohol

“he drank too much” Eddie said as he sighed “and your house is the closest, so here”

“thank you Eddie” you smiled and allowed the drunk enter the home.

“woah there honey, you think I’m an easy man to enter your house” he said to you in a slur

great, he was deadly drunk. You debated whether or not to leave him in the couch or take him up the stairs. In the end you found yourself trying to climb the stairs as Richie held on to you for dear life, and because he was an affectionate drunk.

After reaching you bed room, you set Richie down only to be pulled by him on top of his body.

“ooh.. you come here often?” he asked with a giggle holding your sides

“loser” you pouted and gave him a kiss, feeling the intoxication of the alcohol in his lips, engulfing yourself in the moment.

You spent the night with steamy exchanges and touches, falling deeper for RIchie and his touches.

You woke up to him holding your bare body, as you wiggled away you felt his arms holding you closer

“nooo… stay longer” he pleaded like a child

“someone has to cure your hangover, but I’ll stay” you teased kissing his nose

“more kisses, it cures all” he gave you butterfly kisses and he snuggled in the crook of your neck, falling into slumber.

[satoruvt]

Congrats on 1.3K💕 and uh I have my top three favourites form the Losers so I hope you don’t mind! Mine are Richie-we both have a fear of abandonment/being forgotten, Bev-I’d rather not say hope you don’t mind it’s just I don’t know you soo and rounding it out is this soft boi; Eddie-lmao i’m pretty positive I’m hypochondriac too and my Mom doesn’t help either lol (seriously she’d take me to petting zoos when I was younger and wouldn’t allow me to pet any of the animals to be cont.) p.1

+ P.2 so sorry! But yeah because there was a chance of coming in contact with Salmonella or E.Coli and getting wicked sick. Can’t rollarblade/Ice Skate/Ski because I have mild Cerebral Palsy so my balance sucks but it’s not because of that. It’s because she’s obsessed I’m going to fall and break my hip 🙄 and she’s just as worse with my younger brother like any slight sign of sickness she freaks it’s actually pretty funny

thank u! ur just like eds omg

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[worldofsurvivortibet-blog]

EPISODE 1 (Part 1) - “I'll be sharpening my knife just in case” - Eddie

JULIA RAE

im gay

TRYSTEN

The Cheshire Cat is back again

ELENA

Ok it is only like 15 minutes into the game so I don't have anything to say but I love you Jay! So I am making a confessional <3

EDDIE

Im y'all putting me on a tribe with Jaiden who I have not talked to for months and who is in general probably the messiest org player you will find on the planet. I'm in vermont right now in at an inn with shitty service so I'm definitely ready to be booted out of this thing pretty quickly. But I'll be sharpening my knife just in case I can somehow make it a swap.

DARIAN

This season I'm going to write actually decent confessionals. At least I hope! This tribe is pretty lit and the people are so nice!  I obviously haven't had a lot of time  to get to know everyone but I cant wait! I really think this is going to be a great season!

JAIDEN

I'm actually pretty content with the tribe I got placed on, because I only know Eddie. I could probably use that to my advantage but I don't know if he likes me so... good luck to me. I like playing in games where I know very few people but I am definitely a little worried about Keyonjay being on the other tribe because he will probably go out before I ever swap onto the same tribe as him, and that lowkey sucks. I'm also SUPER concerned about Ting Ting because I hear she's a huge threat and she and Seamus are like, dating IRL or something so hmm. Gonna keep that on my radar.

DANI

Five minutes in and I already hate my tribe, there isn't really anyone I can put my trust in, we better not lose the first immunity challenge, I'm not leaving first again...

CHRISSA

um I hope i am okay in this game idk these people too well and I just hope i can stay a while I fucking hate not knowing the cast before but whatever can i just say I love Jay and that is all.

CARSON

Our tribe is really talkative... which is horrible for me bc im not asdfghjkl. Oh well we have a lot of comp beasts on out tribe so we should be good.

ACE

I've never done this in a game before but let me do a little cast assessment. First let's start with my tribe, Namtso! Jared and I have a lil history in games where I always always always get him out somehow someway. Who knows if he'll trust me! I LOVE KENDALL, nuff said. I have no idea who all the others are but I hope I can make friends with them and have them not vote me off n stuff. In Kailash, I already have Carson added but idk them that well. I love Chrissa and I hope we both make merge or swap on a tribe together and be besties. Dani can go! I love Elena I hope we can acc work together earlier this time than I did in Pompeii. I'm not sure about Seb, he literally just evicted me as hoh in another game rofl. Everyone else idk but I hate that I know more ppl on this tribe than my own tribe. I guess I gotta get talking huh? The last tribe with the unreadable buff has Matt and Trysten. Matt's my fellow furry and Trysten is also semi-furry so I hope they can survive. As for Jaiden, FUCK him I hope he gets out before I even have to deal with his ass. And again idk everyone else.

JAIDEN

Two confessionals in one night? Not surprising. I was really excited to have a non-messy tribe but for some reason, I'm put with two fellow normal people and four confirmed freaks. I don't even know who Johnny is yet but he's literally looped in with those weirdos until further notice. Let's do a quick cast assessment of my tribe, which I forgot its name already because ? flops only. EDDIE - Y'all really did this to me, huh? Eddie hasn't spoken to me since BEFORE October because that's the furthest our chat history even goes. It's me sending messages and him not responding and it's literally the most disappointing thing ever because now I have to work with him in order to exterminate the furries and dildo freaks of this tribe. He's a nice guy and I will only allow him to stick around premerge because he is also a huge threat and a bigger backstabber than I am. JAIDEN - flop JOHNNY - He is not here yet but I think he'll be cool to talk to later on I guess, because we're the same age but he seems more "put together" and like he has legitimate goals in his life. But he's also a college student so I don't expect him to be around much, so I just want to work with him until there is no more need for him if he truly is an inactive person. JULIA - Honestly? She's fucking annoying already lmao SORRY IF UR READING THIS but she talks about dildos and getting fucked in the ass by furries and it's just like... calm down. It's day one and she's already said about 500 things and it's 500 things too much. Definitely bottom of the tribe so far lmao. MATT - He IS loud and cocky and I think he's going to try really really hard to be the Tyson-esque villain this season, so he's also my least favorite because he is not going to be genuine or good at this game. He could go. TING TING -  She's sweet so far but she's really hard to talk to because her answers are so short and they can end a conversation in a second. I feel like she's the only person I like at the moment and that sucks so much because damn, she's not easy to talk to. I'm hoping that we have to go to tribal council first though and pump some of those strategic juices into the tribe because I feel like she'll open right up if that's the case. TRYSTEN - Okay I immediately want him to be first boot because he's the most annoying but in subtle ways. He's like "SOMEONE ALREADY THINKS IM AN ALT" and like well, maybe because you're so adamant that you aren't??? Like shut up. And he's saying that Dani is his sister or something in his cast intro and literally no one cares, but you're just a freak thats putting a huge target on their back for no reason. Anyways...enjoy being the only person to get 21st place in this series :o FLOP! So yeah, there's my cast assessment for this tribe. Hopefully I can fall into an alliance and not get first boot from this horrific tribe, but it could probably be worse on the other side. Wish me luck, and tell the VL to suck my left nut! xoxo

KEYONJAY

I really like my tribe a lot. I have a really good feeling about Nicholas, that he could be a strong ally down the road. Kendall is hilarious, I'm vibing with her pretty well. I've had a short conversation with Amanda. Ace is a fucking amazing artist, and newlyf is cool even though I don't even know their real first name and they haven't messaged me back lol. I like everybody so far and I'm making a conscious effort to get to know everybody unlike in my other games where I would wait for people to come to me. Maybe it's the power of the meesh avatar, but I really hope my social game is better this time around. Y'all wrong for making this the first challenge tho @hosts.

MATT

So I just wanna make a SHORT rant on how I feel about my tribemates. Eddie: Eddie my fellow Gorlley. You're cool and I hope we do get to work together moving forward here. Jaiden: Bruh, you're funny and you also seem cool af. Let's pray my opinion on you doesn't change Johnny: Why u no active? Julia: I really feel like you might become one of my best friends here. You're really cool to talk to Matt: You sexy monster you. *winks* Ting Ting: Just like Julia, you really might become one of my best friends here. Trysten: Stop lying about being an angel, I can see right into your soul.

KEYONJAY

So I really wasn't gonna do the day one alliance thing, but Kendall proposed we go into an alliance and ofc I'm gonna say yes. haha. I do actually like her a lot so that's good. She pulled in Ace, and I wanted to pull in Nicholas because I feel like me and him gel pretty well. Hopefully people see Kendall as the figurehead because my whole strategy was to fly UTR but things change like that in this game. Basically, I just wanna make friends with everybody so I'm not the target regardless, do well in the challenges, and not overthink things like I usually do.

ACE

I'm talking to Ally in PC and I swear I'm getting Mega vibes from her. I swear if Ally is Mega....

KENDALL

Hello. It's me. I've been wondering after all these years, if you'd like to me. To go over everything.... Yeah that's all I know, I mean sure I could look up the lyrics on Google but I am far too lazy. No wait I also know HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It has been ten billion years since my last confessional/game, which may seem mathematically impossible because I've only played survivor for one year but shut up because this is my confessional... bitch. Any who, I am back with two percent more evil and one percent more effectiveness. No longer will I be a drifter, just sort of hanging back and waiting for anyone to pick me up and drag me along, I will be the leader!!!!!!!! Despite having about zero charisma and even less interpersonal skills. But my mommy says I am special so there. Anyway I have made an alliance with people. Ew gross I know. But it has to be done. I've made a group of people who were speficially selected because of their incompetence in some areas. Ace the Squabit:  I've played with Ace in Pompeii, we aligned for a short period of time before Drew voted him out. He is incredibly intelligent but he isn't particularly social. Creating a bond with him shouldn't be too difficult because of this fact. Keyonjay Dixon: Aside from having a bitchin' name, Keyonjay has one of the rare characteristics of getting my sense of humor. He isn't very connected to the community so I don't have to worry about any pregame alliances he may have made. In a previous game, he stated to have "played for someone else," time will tell if he will repeat this mistake. And last but not least we have, Nicholas: I don't know him very well and I don't have as much control over him as I do the others. Which frightens me... but I think we get along just fine. I've recommended Survivor seasons to him because he hasn't seen the show so maybe that will bring a bond of some sort. As for the other tribe members, Amanda seems pretty chill and Newlyf is fucking hilarious. I'd like to avoid getting them out if I can. Jared on the other hand... I don't particularly care. He is so boring and has terrible spelling, two of the worst qualities. He called me a psycho in a PM to Ace, which is mildly amusing because I don't think he knows how far it really goes. He doesn't trust Ace, he doesn't like me, he was barely on for the first half of the game. Jared serves no use to me or anyone in my cult... sorry alliance lol auto correct. Anyway I will update when I get more information but until then... HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DANI

I really wanna trust these people, but I really cant. I literally have one ally and it's already almost day 2. Well, one ally is better than none I guess. I just really wanna win immunity. I'm not taking the risk of going to tribal council.

EDDIE

Basically Ting Ting is a queen and I'm  planning on making her my Sam of this game and I've pretty much let her know that. Although idk if she finds it sketchy that after once hour I said that but I honestly don't have as much time as a thought as I would so I need to leech myself to a strategically gifted iconic queen that will carry me through the beginning stages of the game into the merge. I honestly haven't decided if I'm going to stay loyal to Ting or not. But if I do vote her out it wouldn't be until the final 5 which is about the time that I probably should've cut Sam in bangladesh but I didn't cause I'm an emotionally human being. By that time though I'll probably have become way too close with Ting to cut her and I will probably make the same mistake I did in Bangladesh which is not taking out the clear jury threat and the person who will obviously win the game at the end. But that won't matter to me as long as I get to have fun bathing in the blood from all the other people who's demise I will cause. I'm going to busy these first rounds of the game but once things slow down and I settle into my city life I should be able to really get into it. I don't need other people knowing that though. Right now I'm just gonna play the sort of active, sort of inactive number for who ever is running the tribe (which will probably be ting which is why I decided to leech myself onto her). I believe Jaiden will try to run the tribe but he and I mean... he can think he is. But I will make sure Ting Ting knows all about his ruthless gameplay and the erratic and messy way he plays. She can do all the work rope in the numbers and I'll just be her little yes man. Whatever gets me to the swap tbh. Either way, I want to keep Jaiden on the outs while making him believe he's the leader. If I have it my he will be first boot, but if not I will coddle him and make him feel like I'm close with him right until I put the knife in his back which I'm hoping will he sooner rather than later, especially on a tribe with such small numbers. Idk how well that will work but it's worth a shot. I also have been talking to Roxy a bit and also matt. Im gonna go to them tomorrow on my drive home from vermont and be like "hey guys!!! Im a busy man!!!! Sorry couldn't talk to you last night!!!! And then talk to them all the way on the ride home and build up some type of bond or whatever.... Jaiden not being around tomorrow should make it even worse on him? Either way, I'm going to do a faceplant into Ting Tings ass. I have no shame in kissing someones ass just to get myself further in this game. That's what this is all about amiright? I'm honestly ready to be first boot, but if I'm not this should be fun.

ACE

I should be scared of the Pokemon Camp Community but I'm not really. Its true they are a force and nobody could stand against them if they are all together but I doubt half of them would make merge. Kendall and I are already planning on taking out Jared if we ever lose cuz he said he doesnt trust me and called Kendall a psycho (which is true in a good way~) Dani and Trysten might seem like a threat to others in tribe stage due to Trystan's bio I guess? I dunno. As for Seb idk why yall casted him cuz he's probably most likely 75% chance going to strike out and be removed anyway so nobody should worry about him.

DARIAN

So. It's been a day and someone has already asked to work with me. #Dani. I dont know where this is going to go i know I'm not committing myself to anything this drastic on day one. I guess it's nice to know I have one option! Dani seems really nice! So who knows

DANI

If we don't win this fucking reward challenge I will be PISSED, I busted my ass in that stupid ass unicorn game and pretended to enjoy that shit so other people would do it.

KENDALL

https://youtu.be/v5O6_rA0VFc

MATT

Honestly, I feel like I did good on this first challenge. I still trying to figure out who on my tribe would be the best for me to make an alliance with. In a sense, I am somewhat apprehensive because of Lazio and its endless tribe swaps....eh, time to snoop around.

KENDALL

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE THAT STUPID SONG FROM ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK STUCK IN MY HEAD. ~ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE~ SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU JAY, SEAMUS, AND CARSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!