#offsprings

[joethetoonfanandoutcast]

Offspring Rating List: Disney characters

Now, time for Disney, the leading New World Order company. Keep in mind that this is only half done because there are so many characters (especially male-female pairs) that Disney has, I'll have to re-edit this, adding more.

Mickey/Minnie: yes (why hasn't the company ever given them one)

Donald/Daisy: ???

Goofy/whichever girl: ??? (he's been granted Max already)

Pete/Peg: granted two

Gadget/Zipper: granted 42, I think

Max/Roxanne: ???

Max/Mona: ???

PJ/Beret Girl: ???

Bobby/Stacy: ???

Snow White/Florian: ???

Bambi/Faline: granted two

Thumper/Miss Bunny: granted a few

Flower/Miss Skunk: granted one

Cinderella/Prince Charming: ???

Anastasia/Baker: ???

Jaq/Mary: ???

Lady/Tramp: granted four

Scamp/Angel: ???

Ruby/Buster: ???

Jim Dear/Darling: granted one

Aurora/Phillip: ???

Pongo/Perdita: granted 15 (though adopted 84 more)

Roger/Anita: ???

Baloo/Rebecca: Beckers has Molly but I'm not sure about further

Kit/Molly: ???

Hathi/Winifred: granted one

Thomas/Duchess: three plus how many kittens originally planned for a follow-up

Robin/Marian: yes; either six or a dozen

Father Saxton/Little Sister: ???

Bernard/Bianca: ???

Tod/Vixey: yes (six should be just fine, at least that's what Vixey thinks)

Taran/Eilonwy: ???

Basil/Miss Kitty: maybe

Dodger/Rita: yes

Tito/Georgette: ???

Ariel/Eric: granted one

Belle/Adam: ???

Lumiere/Fifi: ???

Cogsworth/Wardrobe: ???

Angelique/Fife: ???

Aladdin/Jasmine: ???

Iago/Thundra: ???

Simba/Nala: granted three

Timon/Tatiana: ???

Pocahontas/John Rolfe: ???

Nakoma/her husband: ???

Nakoma/Thomas (in some sequel-less AU): ???

Centipede/Miss Spider: ???

Earthworm/Glowworm: ???

Quasimodo/Madelleine: ???

Phoebus/Esmeralda: granted one

Hercules/Meg: ???

Mulan/Li Shang: ???

Yao/Mei: ???

Ling/Ting-Ting: ???

Chien-Po/Su: ???

Flik/Atta: ???

Rosie/Slim (if they became one): ???

Tarzan/Jane: ???

Aladar/Neera: most likely

Kuzco/Malina: ???

Kronk/Miss Birdwell: maybe

Milo/Kida: yes

Mike/Celia: yes

Tylor/Val: ??? (if they want to be more than friends)

Nani/David: maybe

Stitch/Angel: ??? (I don't know if they should, considering they were both created by Jumbaa)

Dr. Doppler/Captain Amelia: granted four

Kenai/Nita: yes

Rutt/Anda: yes

Tuke/Kata: yes

Maggie/Bob: no

Grace/Barry: no

Mrs. Calloway/Junior: no

Lucius/Honey: ???

Violet/Tony: ???

Chicken Little/Abby: maybe

Runt/Foxy Loxy: no

Linguini/Colette: ???

Edward/Nancy: ???

John/Mary: ???

Bolt/Mittens: no (I'd rather it was in a human-free anthropomorphic world)

Tiana/Naveen: maybe

Charlotte/Travis: maybe

Rapunzel/Eugene: maybe

Felix/Calhoun: maybe

Anna/Kristoff: ???

Hiro/Gogo: ???

Riley/Jordan: no (I'm not sure if any thing between them would last)

Judy/Nick: ???

Flash/Priscilla: ???

Luca/Giulia: ???

Mariano/Dolores: ???

Meilin/Carter: no

Meilin/Tyler: no

Wade/Ember: yes

Clod/his girlfriend: ???

Gale/Fern: ???

[pmryuu]

Things are getting out of control...

Robin pregnant , Sydney pregnant , Some random npc pregnant , Eden pregnant

I got pc pregnant with themselves, Black Wolf , Whitney and Ivory Wraith ( and their tentacles got my PC pregnant as well...)

[samara-asaika]

To explain in short: the idea of having slasher killers offspring is what I need especially for Michael Myers!

Just imagine the cold hearted pure evil with his adorble innocent babu-🎃👶

[strontiumsun]

Reader Question #1: Does Helene want kids? Eh... not so much.

Buy Heroes of Thantopolis Book 1!

[flaredonut]

Very weird offsprings!

(Right now, i googled for "parents day" and discovered there is such a things. The next one will be celebrated on July 23)

All explained: fox- dog that behaves like a cat. Seal- a dog-faced fish that barks and whose babies are called pups. Owl- a cat with wings. Borzoi- the mix of a wolf and an anteater

[librairiemelodieensoussol]

Rare lot de 2 magazines Mag-a-Zic #magazic Ce lot en bon état général est composé du numéro 1 de 1996 et du hors serie de Guitar Part Avec #Silverchair #Garbage #RedHotChiliPeppers #RageagainsttheMachine #Oasis #Blur #Supergrass #Soundgarden #Silmarils #Beck #SonicYouth #SmashingPumpkins #Ministry #Korn #Offsprings #Paradise Lost #PearlJam #librairiemelodieensoussol #melodieensoussol #oiseaumortvintage https://www.instagram.com/p/CoSE8ZuMD8K/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[solanaselene]

FUCKING FOOD CHAIN

they want us to act like meek preys

but how?

how can a child of a predator

be a prey?

do I pray to be a prey?

shall I deny?

but why?

did I ask to be a predator?

I didn't.

[demon-of-lemons]

I've made a whole list of songs that ruined my brain AMVs in my early YouTube days so I was curious if this was universal.

I listed only one song per artist, no fandom songs, and only from my experience. Feel free to share yours that I didn't list!

[lazylittledragon]

did somebody say dadkarios

[canisalbus]

Hypothetically if. If they had a kiddo. A puppy. Does that hypothetical child have a design in your genius artist head anywhere

.

[andimahsong139]

Yep, are we sure we have burned enough #shit and forests for our #offsprings? :)))) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmIuIlKy1hj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[joethetoonfanandoutcast]

Sing child-having judging list

Here's my judging list of which Sing characters could have offsprings or not.

Buster: only to carry on the Moon name, unless he's not into women or sex as everyone speculates, otherwise he could adopt Eddie: ??? Rosita and Norman: already have 25, why have another? Gunther: ehh… Johnny: maybe Ash: nah Nooshy: nah Meena and Alfonso: no Porsha: nah Mike and Nancy: ??? Clay: I'd like to believe that before his wife died, they had a kid who's now at college or something Suki: yes, at least one (even if it's done via adoption) Jerry: maybe through adoption Miss Crawley: too old, but I imagine she had kids when she was far younger Darius: no

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

The Offspring - Gone Away 1997

"Gone Away" is a song by American rockband the Offspring. Written by the band's singer, Dexter Holland, it was released as the second single from the band's fourth studio album, Ixnay on the Hombre (1997). "Gone Away" was the most successful single off of Ixnay on the Hombre, making it to #1 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks and #4 on the Modern Rock Tracks.

This song has helped many Offspring fans cope with loss. Holland told Kerrang!: "I get some letters from people saying how much 'Gone Away' - which is about losing someone - means to them, from parents who have written to me to say that it helped them get over the loss of their son who died from leukemia. It rips your heart out."

Holland started doing this song during the Offspring's gigs solo on the piano. "A rock show can feel like bam bam bam, and we wanted to take a minute in the middle of the set to let everyone breathe. Sit down for a minute, stop screaming." Holland noticed his acoustic rendition was connecting live. As he was also getting numerous supportive messages on social media, he decided to record a piano and strings version for their 2021 album Let The Bad Times Roll. "It makes it feel different in a way I think is cool. It was weird recording it; I'm so used to weird, loud, messy guitars that cover up all your imperfections, and it felt pretty vulnerable, quite frankly."

"Gone Away" received a total of 76,3% yes votes!

[phoenixcatch7]

I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.

Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.

And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.

[strontiumsun]

Here's also an updated ref for Newark, and his symbol. Newark's previous ref was missing his tail, so that's rectified here.

BTW, did you know Newark's symbol appeared in Heroes of Thantopolis? It's the "anti-magic" symbol on the box of chains in the last panel here.