#oh hey I finished it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[ruanais]

-> ☆—I LOVE YOU-! (please confess to me first)

☆—RECIPE : who heard of the Archon of Fontaine being lovestruck? How absurd! Unfortunately, this is the case! So she must make you, her dear friend fall for her first and be the one to confess!

☆—FROSTING: gn reader, furina and reader being flustered, baker! Reader, tons and loads of fluffy fluff (I’m spoiling myself ٩( ᐛ )و struggling to not make this angst ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡) 2nd pov btw!! reader is implied having a crush on Furina, furina’s lovestruck <3

“I HOPE these are to your liking, Furina!” You said, holding out a tray filled with slices of cake, macaroons, cream puffs, coffee, pudding, and a cup of tea.

“whoa! You made them all by yourself?” A shining Furina clasped her hands together. Getting up from her chair and walking to where you are, pulling your arm to a small table, purely reserved for visitors to sit and chat.

“Ahaha, I got mademoiselle Navia’s help, so she took part as well!” You laughed, setting the tray and then taking a sit. “There’s soo much today!” She exclaimed, obviously excited to dig in.

“Come on, hurry! Pour me some tea!” “Yes, yes.” You nodded your head and reached for the teapot, not noticing Furina staring at you adoringly, a slight tint of red on her face.

Oh! How can she, the magnificent God of Justice, the Archon of Fontaine ever confess? Of course she won’t! She’ll make you fall for her instead! And you’ll be the one to confess first! To save her pride, of course.

“Furina? Hello?” Your voice snapped her out of her daze, instantly sitting back up straight again and accepted the cup of tea you offered to her.

“daydreaming again huh?” You chuckled. “You’ll need to stop doing that all the time y’know?” As you hit her on the head lightly as you could but still earned a “ow!” From her.

As she munched on her cake, you poured yourself another cup of tea and cut a slice of cake.

it was quite the funny sight. The God of Justice blushing huffing while inhaling her cake and you eating your cake normally while beaming at Furina.

After you finished your cake, you rested your head on her hand and this time, you were the one to stare.

“hey! [name], are you that shameless? staring at my heavenly beauty arent you?”

Furina smirked as you smiled slightly before agreeing. And while in her stupefied state, you leaned forward and used a napkin to wipe off the frosting on her cheeks, not realising you two were very, very, very close.

Only after you finished wiping away the frosting, did you realise the close distance between you two.

“a-ah. Furina-“

“Mademoiselle Furina! I have urgent news…” a courier trailed off, seeing the intimacy between you two and totally getting the wrong idea.

“This is not what is looks like-“ you rushed to explain but unfortunately (fortunately) our dear Furina saw the chance to make you flustered, cut you off.

“-this is exactly! What it looks like!” She announced, a gleam in her eyes as you stared at her dumbfounded. “…huh?”

ah yes, but let’s not forget about the courier. Standing there confused, he got the message that his Archon wanted to send and hurriedly apologised and slammed the door shut. Leaving you bright red and flustered and Furina proud and her ego once more filled to the brim.

that is, before she realised how fucking cringe that was. ‘Ahhhhhh!! How could I ever say that?!?!?! What would [name] think of me now???” Butterflies irrupting in her stomach and a red face to match, safe to say. She felt like a utter fool.

after staying in that position like statues, (and idiots) the two of you returned back to your normal state (almost. Since the embarrassment was too much-)

ehehe..let’s skip to the next day shall we, dear reader?

you were on a walk, admiring the pretty flowers and trees that grew as yesterday’s past events kept replaying in your mind.

”ehh…it was probably nothing right? Furina wouldn’t say things like that. Yeah. It’s probably a joke..totally..mhm. Mhm. You’re totally overthinking this shit.” You muttered, thoughts racing in your mind until you heard some ladies gossip.

“Did you hear? Lady Furina is with MX. [name]!” “Huh? When did you hear this?” “Just a few hours ago! Apparently a courier walked in them having a moment.” “Ahhhh! How embarrassing!” “I’d say that the courier was more embarrassed…”

Okay. You did not. Expect this at all. Rumours…really do get around quickly huh?

You sighed, a tinest hint of a smile appeared on your lips. You…actually didn’t really mind the rumours. A warm feeling in your chest spread as you headed towards home ready to make pastries again.

you’ll tell her when you get the chance.

Rua’s extra notes: yes, yes! So in the end, Furina got what she wanted!! Reader ends up confessing first :D

Reblogs are appreciated!! @ruanais2023 do not repost, translate without permission

[leilani-lily]

To any sinners reading "Oh Deer"

Hey first of all! I am so beyond thrilled for the outpour of support, whether you're a new follower or you comment on my posts or simply like the chapters. Seriously you guys are awesome ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡ I've had some delays with the most recent chapter, (last weekend was my birthday so I was busy celebrating, and then I flip flopped a bit trying to figuring out what I wanted the next chapter to be about), but I'm close to finishing it up! I'm thinking I'd like to try and post at least once a week, hopefully twice if I'm lucky. I've got around 20 chapters brainstormed... Don't even know if I have a proper ending prepared. Honestly a lot of it is just fluff and silly scenarios. Whatever pops in my bitty brain. I'm makin' things up as I go, so we'll see what happens ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Fingers crossed I can get the next chapter uploaded tomorrow; thank you for your patience and encouragement! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[lonelypond]

The Idol Esoteric

NicoMaki, Love Live, 673 words, 1/1

Nico is making a presentation; does it violate Umi's standards?

The Idol Esoteric

Maki’s phone buzzed. She’d already changed into pajamas. NicoText.

N: Better get to sleep, Maki-chan. You’ve got to be Nico’s test audience in the morning.

M: Why?

N: Super important super idol presentation. Nico needs it to be perfect.

M: Try it out on me now.

No answer.

M: You’re not finished are you?

N: There are a

N: 1 or 2 pics Nico might need

M: Have you even started?

N: ᕦ(✧╭╮✧)ᕥ

N: Nico has a catchy title

M: (←_←) Go ahead

N: IDOL ATTRACTION

M:.・ヾ(。＞＜)シ

M: Everyone knows you’re attracted to idols. I’m not sitting through a presentation on it.

N: No, how to attract more attention as Idols.

N: Idol Attention

N: How Idols Attract

M: When Idols Attack (╯ᐛ）╯︵ ┻━┻

N: You’re making fun of Nico.

M: (｀Д´)ゞ

N: (｡•́︿•̀｡)

N: Hanayo can test audience. Maki-chan is fired.

M: ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

N: ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ├┬┴┬┴

M: I’m still taking you out for smoothies after?

N: (*¯ ³¯*)♡

N: Good night, Maki-chan. The impresario will impress you

M: You’re looking at a dictionary, aren’t you.

N: (✿’ᴗˉ)

N: ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

M: ⊂(ↁ_ↁ)

N: ヾ♪(〃^∇^)ﾂ ♪

###

Maki entered the clubroom. Rin was snoring. Nico stood at the whiteboard, marker in hand, underlining The Idol Esoteric. Maki giggled. Nico had been looking at a dictionary. Hanayo sat forward, bouncing slightly, eyes wide. Nico’s smile brightened as she spun to blow Maki a kiss. Before Maki could reply, the club door slammed open behind her, and Umi rushed in..

“Oh good, Umi, you got Nico’s text.”

Umi pushed past Maki, erasing the board with one hand, taking Nico’s marker with the other

“NO!”

“What the…why you…” Nico’s hands grabbed for the marker as Umi dodged.

Maki intervened.

“What’s going on?”

“Yeah.” Nico, hands on Makl’s waist, peeked out, “What is going on?”

“This is shameless, Nico, shameless. I can’t believe it of you. You…” Umi paused, her face scrunching up, “IDOLIZE idols.” “Vocabulary, Umi.” Nico giggled.

“My vocabulary is good.”

“Word variety is good. It's in the presentation.” Nico winked.

Maki was impressed that her girlfriend took the time for that while Umi deathglared.

Umi shook the super Idol silly.

“THERE WILL BE NO PRESENTATION.”

Umi and Nico’s faces were too close together.

Maki’s fists clenched. “PUT NICO DOWN.”

Now Rin woke up, yawning. “What’s going on?”

Hanayo caught her up, “Umi’s killing Nico, Maki’s going to kill Umi… Something about Nico’s presentation, The Idol Eso…”

Umi had her hand over Hanayo’s mouth, “Don’t say it.”

“HEY, HANDS OFF KAYO-CHiN.” Rin was on Umi’s back, about to bite down.

“It’s shameless.”

A lightbulb went off over Nico’s head, she pulled out her phone and typed.

“Hold her still, Maki-chan and Rin.”

Exchanging puzzled looks, they kept Umi restrained.

“IT’S NOT THE WORD YOU THINK.” Nico shoved her phone into Umi’s face. She stopped fighting and read.

“Oh.” Umi sagged.

“Let her go.”

“What’s going on, Nico-chan?” Maki stepped back.

“I’ll be leaving now.” Umi bowed.”My apologies, Nico. Hanayo. Please continue.”

Umi slunk out.

“Nico is tired. Nico’s presentation is cancelled." Nico collapsed into her seat.

“What was that about, Nico-chan?” Maki glared at Nico.

Nico sighed.

“Nico will tell you when you’re older.”

“Nico-chan!!!”

“Nico is napping. Go away. Nico loves you.”

Hanayo watched Nico, head down, grumbling 10,000 words a minute.

Hanayo put one arm through Rin’s, the other hand steering Maki’s elbow. “Let’s let Nico rest.”

Nico raised her phone. “Nico Nico Ni” flashing in neon pink kanji across the screen.

“Nico-chan.”

“Later, Maki.” Hanayo urged.

“Have a good day, girls.” Nico singsonged, like some possessed horror movie parent.

“I’m scared.” Rin shivered.

“See you later, Nico-chan.” Maki whispered.

A grunt. And then Hanayo had them safely in the hall.

“She’ll be fine?” Maki worried.

“She’ll be fine.”

“Yeah.”

Hanayo had a sudden mischievous gleam, “Rin, let’s go tell Nozomi what Umi just did.”

“Really?” Maki raised an eyebrow.

“Really.”

[kinkandkreep]

I posted 105 times in 2022

29 posts created (28%)

76 posts reblogged (72%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mybeautifulmultitudes

@black-kpop-fans

@bonemarr0w

@love4hobi

@hob

I tagged 81 of my posts in 2022

Only 23% of my posts had no tags

#kuroko no basket - 9 posts

#kuroko no basuke - 8 posts

#kuroko's basketball - 8 posts

#fuck - 5 posts

#knb - 4 posts

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#murasakibara - 3 posts

#villain archetypes - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#i couldn’t find the right photos and it wouldn’t have adequately expressed my love for you to just carelessly throw out any 😞😔

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

KnB Main Boys as Archetypes

Kuroko- The Stalker (possessive, spasmodic)

Kagami- The (Mission Oriented) Serial Killer (violent, unrepentant)

Aomine- The Sadist (sociopathic, reckless)

Midorima- The Master (psychopathic, selfish)

Murasakibara- The Monster (detached, unstable)

Akashi- The Kingpin (greedy, domineering)

Kise- The Devotee (obsessive, narcissistic)

A/N: What do y'all think of these? Did I hit the nail on the head or miss the mark? I'm writing up expansions for each of these now, and I'll probably include Hanamiya (a.k.a Kyle), Imayoshi (a.k.a Trevor) and Haizaki (a.k.a Nick) after I finish up the main guys.

(P.S I'm taking very light inspiration from formal psychology on these and kinda just feelin' out how I would personally interpret each of the archetypes and how they would present in(ex)ternally in each boy on a mental, physical and emotional level.)

24 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

#4

WHEW CHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLE, THAT TEPPEI KIYOSHIIIIIII!?!!!??!!!😩😩😍😍😍🤌🏾🥵🥵🥵🥵

That man?! Dat man right der?!?!!?

He can, and when I say this I mean it in the most polite way possible...

✨𝑅𝐴𝐼𝐿 𝑀𝐸✨

Like he possesses my ENTYRE. HORT. OKEH?!

I love him so much it's ridiculous.🙃

He's the perfect mix of sassy and sensitive and confident and humble and FUCK. 😩

What I wouldn't give for him to be real...

27 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

#3

So, I recently started Kuroko's Basketball and lemme tell you...

Aged up Midorima, Aomine, Kuroko and Ponytail Murasakibara™️ can GET. IT.

Like, I want them to ✨ 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒍 𝒎𝒆 ✨

Collectively and disrespectfully.🙃

(And by me I mean a fictional extension of myself that manifests through one of my conjured OC's since I am actually ✨𝓪𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵✨.)

But anyway! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Das all.✌🏾 (Oh, but also, does anyone else think Murasakibara is totally not hot if his hair's not pulled back?)

40 notes - Posted February 24, 2022

#2

Aight, so this may be common knowledge, but Sephiroth is ✨𝑮𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑶𝑼𝑺✨

And also sexy as fuck 🥵

And he's just a bit of a creeper...🙃

But real talk, LOOK AT HIM:

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49 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

One (1) Sex-Related Headcanon for Aged Up!Generation of Miracles ft. Kagami

A/N: Hey hey y'allll! I feel like I haven't actually written up and posted anything on here in some time, but I have been hella busy lately with school and work and prepping for my driver's test and just life in general. But anyway! Today I have for you one (1) sex-related headcanon each for the aged up main boys of Kuroko's Basketball. I will be expanding on these very soon and creating full lists for each boy. In the meantime, enjoy!

Tag List: @lamnwar @sailewhoremoon

Koko- Is a pussy eating GOD 🥵

Seriously, this man will have you shaking, crying, screaming, squirting and creaming with just a few well placed flicks of his tongue.

He is absolutely cunt obsessed, and his naturally giving personality combined with his slight oral fixation makes him unbelievably skilled

And WHATEVER YOU DO...sit on his face

I cannot...just- 👏🏾...sit on his face, he will literally have hearts in his eyes if you do

Kiki Aomine- Has a hand kink 🤚🏾

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61 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

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[sketchygabz]

[amimimi]

reki and langa with a foreign s/o

request: reki and langa with a foreign s/o

warnings: swearing, injury mentions, being chased by a security guard

notes: I accidentally uploaded this earlier while it was unfinished and deleted it along with the original request with it 😭 i apologize for any spelling/grammatical errors.

REKI

i don’t think reki would not care at all if you were a foreigner

the first thing on his mind when you first introduce himself to the class is: “they’re...cute” shortly followed by “I wonder if they skate >:3”

he just watches you from afar for the first couple of days, wanting to approach you but bby boy is shy

he even convinces langa that they should eat lunch in the courtyard instead of the roof since the sun is “so harsh”

when in actuality, he knows you eat lunch over there and he just wants to be close to you <3

langa catches on quickly and is sorta like “😑”

“you’re staring so hard, i’m getting uncomfortable for them” langa says flatly, sticking a straw in his milk carton

cue reki whispering at him to shut the fuck up as he glances at you from the opposite end of the courtyard

but it’s been almost two weeks and reki notices that you still seem to have no friends

so he swallows his nerves for your sake, and approaches you at lunch

he hides his hands in his hoodie to conceal how shaky and clammy they are

you’re sitting on a bench, finishing up your lunch and when reki marches up to you

you look up and give him a nervous grin, his stomach goes: 🦋🦋🦋

“hey! i’m kyan reki—actually, reki is fine! but i’m in your class!” reki winces when he hears his voice slightly echo through the courtyard

“yeah! you sit in the back near the window” you nod, matching his enthusiasasm

“yeah!”

“yeah!”

silence

reki had a whole script planned out beforehand but now, all his head is telling him is “)3!;&;!:8:$:8:&$:!@/&373)/$!?!?”

reki is mentally kicking himself trying to think of something until you speak up

“sorry, my japanese is a little—”you wince, making a so-so signal with your hand

reki jumps in immediately because there’s no way in hell he’s gonna let you bash on yourself within 30 seconds of talking to you

“no, no! your japanese is great, trust me!” he reassures you, and you give him a smile that makes his knees go weak

you thank him sweetly before it goes back to being quiet

reki mentally kicks himself to say the next bit

“i-i noticed you sit alone during lunch so i was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and my friend...” he flinches like he’s afraid of what you might say

you blink up at him and he rushes to explain himself.

“only if you’d like! my friend and i think you’re cool! mostly me, but my friend also! he’s also a foreigner and he just came to okinawa within the past year! he’s cool! he doesn’t talk—”

“i would like that, reki" you smile and reki prays you don’t hear the breath of relief he lets out

you do 🙈 <3

so now, reki has formally adopted two foreigners

y’all are close knit!

you and langa have an unspoken bond about being confused about japanese references/customs

the both of you will silently glance at each other like “😗?”

reki tries to put you on skating almost immediately

reki, coming up to you before school one morning, “so i skate ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿”

you, glancing at the skateboard under his arms and the numerous bandaids on his hands, “oh yeah?”

offers to teach you and almost faints from happiness when you accept

reki watches with heart eyes as you balance on his skateboard, shakily pushing off with one foot

you get the basics down pretty fast and reki is impressed

one time, reki was teaching you at the skatepark, and he was cheering you on when you were able to turn without falter

you grin at him, and as you skate by him, you give him that cute lil peace sign (the one he did to his classmates in ep. 2)

and reki weakly laughs at you back but his brain is doing this

he’s already daydreaming about holding hands with you while you both skateboard...

but he scraps that to the back of his mind because he is convinced there is no way you’d date him

he’s also convinced that you need a friend more than anything right now, considering you just moved to a whole other country

so you’d have to initiate

reki and you are at the skatepark around dusk

you had a particularly hard fall, so reki is patching up your scraped up hands

(reki patches you up even if you barely fall, he’s subtle like that <3)

he’s explaining to you how valentine’s day works in japan in an attempt to distract you from the pain (he saw you tear up earlier, and his heart hasn’t stopped hammering since)

“so only girls give guys a valentine’s gift...?”you say slowly

“yup”

“and guys return gifts a month later?”

“yup, white day” reki answers, as he continues to dab your scrapes

“oh” is all you say, before you cheekily grin at him

“i don’t think you’re the type of guy to just give chocolates. i think you’d actually plan a whole gift out, that you’d make��oh! what about lil skateboard earrings? that would be so cute!”

reki faintly smiles and chuckles as he listens to you

“that does sound cute, but i never really gave a girl a white day gift” he shrugs not looking up from your palms.

when making a noise of confusion, he continues

“i mean, i never received a Valentine’s Day gift...” he mutters, feeling his cheeks blush slightly

your mouth drops, “you mean never-never?”

“there’s only one kind of never, y/n” reki mumbles, slightly embarrassed about your reaction and nervous that you might tease him

“but you’ve had girlfriends, no?”

“um, no...”

you pout, “but you’re so—cute”

both of you FREEZE

like you could hear a record scratch

reki refuses to look up at you because he knows he’s blushing so hard, trying to convince himself that he heard what he just heard

and you’re kinda panicking because, yea you meant what you said! BUT YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO FUCKIN SAY IT OUT LOUD!?&;&(

so you try and play it off by continuing

“— and you’re so vibrant! and energetic! and you’re so kind! you should’ve definitely gotten a valentine’s day gift—some damn chocolates, at least!”

reki’s hands are shaking so bad, and he doesn’t dare look up from bandaging your hands because he doesn’t know what else but to do but kiss you

“actually,” he says, trying to keep the tremor out his voice “I think langa gave me a tangerine last valentine’s day”

something about that seems very langa-like, and you began to laugh with reki following suit

yeah no, but you go to bed that night like “i’m definitely getting this man a valentine’s day gift”

so flash forward to valentine’s day

langa is literally receiving valentine’s as he’s taking off his shoes

he’s like “thanks 🧿—🧿”

reki isn’t bothered, given this is pretty usual for him

he walks into the class to find you sitting on his desk, grinning really hard

reki saunters over and playfully bops the top of your head with his english book

“you’re sitting on my desk” he sticks his tongue out at you

“yeah because i have something for you” you say loftily, and he notices you’re hiding your hands behind your back

“oh?” reki asks, genuinely confused and you have to fight the urge to roll your eyes

you reveal a heart shaped box of chocolates and a handmade bracelet that spelling out his name, with a little skateboard charm

“i’m not a good gift giver but i really wanted to get you something this year!” you watch him carefully as he accepts the gift, staring at it in surprise.

“t-thank you” he stammers, blushing furiously and he slips on the bracelet on, earning a smile from you

reki sits throughout the rest of class shell-shocked

he cannot believe you got him a valentine’s day gift...maybe you didn’t know the implications of what that meant?

he’s so distracted, he keeps dropping things during his shift, he almost steps on sketchy’s tail, he nearly crashes into a pole while riding his skateboard, and he just sits at the skatepark while langa skates circles around him

langa is just like “...why don’t you ask her?”

and reki does just that

he skates to your house immediately after hanging with langa

you get a text message from reki while you’re doing homework saying “hi!! i’m outside your window!!”

frowning, you walk over and pull your curtains back and sure enough reki is standing there, flushed and sweating

“oh, hey reki! i can’t go to S tonight! i got a buttload of homework—”

but reki cuts off with a shake of his head, “no, i wanted to talk to you”

you’re on the first story, so you pull him in while apologizes for coming over so unexpectedly

once he’s in your room, he hesitantly sets his skateboard up against the wall and stand in the middle of your room like—🧍‍♂️

and you’re like “um, you can sit if you want”

and reki, who’s so fucking frazzled, nods while muttering something under his breath and just plops down on the floor

“i meant at my desk chair, reki”

“oh”

but you move to sit down on the floor in front of him

reki crosses his legs and lays his palms on thighs, looking troubled

“um today, when you gave me the gift...for Valentine’s Day...” he literally feels like he’s chewing on rocks, holy f*ck WHY CAN’T HE FORM A COHERENT SENTENCE

you frown, “oh, did you not like it?”

“no, no! i loved it! i love it!” he rushes, raising his hand to show that he’s wearing your bracelet. “i just, um, you know that you generally give valentine’s day to guys you’re interested in. you can give it to your friends, of course but—”

“i know” you say, face straight. “you explained it to me at the skatepark”

“o—oh”

silence

“so when you gave it to me, it was not because you felt obligated to or you felt bad for me—”

“i gave it to you because i like you” you state, staring straight at reki’s face

“...as a friend?”

“no, because i would’ve given langa a gift too” you wait for the realization to dawn on him

but he’s blushing, looking like confused, puppy

“reki, i like you and i think you’re the kindest, cutest boy in our class. i wanna date you—if you wanna date me, of course. i love being your friend too! so i’m happy—”

reki doesn’t know what possess him to do so, but he grabs your face with both of his hands and quickly kisses the space between your eyebrows

you’re momentarily stunned, but you recover quickly

you lean up and kiss him on the mouth

when you pull back, reki has the nerve to look shocked

reki: “you kissed me!”

you: “yeah, you kissed me first!”

reki: “but you kissed me on the lips!”

you: “a kiss is a kiss, beloved!”

reki: “no that’s different!”

you: “did you like it?”

reki: “....yes”

you: “wanna try again?”

you don’t have to ask reki twice

so y’all become a couple uwu

it’s basically the same as how y’all were before,

but now he kisses your “booboos” after patching you up,

and you guys lean over the table while at A&Ws and just grin in each other’s face, playing footsies under the table

and now he gets to hold your hand when you both skate <3

and if you’re feeling homesick, he spends all day researching about your country and will coerce joe into making your country’s cuisine.

throws you a lil *insert your country of origin* night w/ a bunch of your cultural dishes and he even has a lil playlist of popular songs from your country

he doesn’t even get to finish explaining how he put the lil party together before you throw your hands around his neck and just kiss him

langa in a party hat watching y’all make out: 😑

and he DEFINITELY makes you those lil skateboard earrings you were talking about for white day <3 <3 <3

LANGA

I’M CRYIN because as you’re introducing yourself to the class, all the students turn over to langa like—

like “omg langa! there’s your new bestie! 🙈”

bc y’all are both foreigners...

langa is like “huh?”

imma be real, HE DOESN’T REALLY NOTICE YOU IN THE BEGINNING 😭

reki brings you up because he sees that you’re always alone

he tells langa that they should talk to you

“they can be our friend!” reki tells him excitedly during lunchtime

“mhm” langa hums through his sandwich

“people will call us ‘reki and the foreigners’! it sounds like a cool band!!!” reki grins, properly pleased with himself.

so both reki and langa approach you after school

you recognize them from your class but you never really caught their names, you just know them as “redhead skater boy and his pretty, airhead friend”

reki is all smiles, “i’m reki and this is langa!”

reki points to his taller friend, who stares down at you

“hello”

“oh, uh hi!” you nervously smile, slightly unnerved about how it looks like langa is staring right through you

“he’s a foreigner too!”

“i’m a foreigner as well” langa parrots, still blank faced

and you nod your head, not being able to wipe off the concerned look on your face

and reki is like “dude...🤦”

but you become fast friends with the two of them

they both take turns teaching you how to skateboard, but you receive most of your lessons from reki

reki: i adopted langa

you: ....

reki: and now i have adopted you

you: no

reki: my skateboard children >:3

langa hasn’t warmed up to you completely, or at least it seems that way to you

the both of you bond over being slightly homesick

he talks about canada, snowboarding, the canadian school system—you name it

that’s the most you’ve ever heard him speak

you do notice he does this thing where he’s constantly looking for you

if you’re tagging behind him and reki, he does a full 360 to make sure they didn’t lose you before grabbing you by your shirt sleeve and making you walk in the middle

if y’all are standing in line to order food, he’ll be staring at the menu before he gets this slight cold sweat and he’s turns his head in both directions like “where are they?”

you’re right beside him shhduxhsjwjd

he gets kinda sweaty watching you skateboard and he winces real hard every time you trip or fall

he feels that way with reki to a slight degree but for some reason, it’s magnified with you

will rush over and literally LIFT YOUR LEG to examine your scraped knees, and his eyebrows are furrowed and he has a slight point as he looks over your wounds

then he drops his hand from your leg, or arm, or even your face, and says “you’ll be alright. i’ll take care of it, don’t worry”

he’s just strangely protective over you but you don’t think much of it

you kinda have a crush on him?

you think he’s pretty, like he’s possibly the prettiest person you’ve ever seen but he seems so detached that you never really seriously considered your feelings

one night, you, langa, and reki are skating in a parking structure when a security guard rolled up and y’all had to scram

the three of you split up, but surprise surprise, the security guard ends up following you

and you’re freaking out, almost tripping over self

all you can think is “i cannot believe I just came here not even THREE months ago and now i’m gonna get arrested, holy f*ck holy f*ck, holy f*ck!”

you’re not even sure know where dope sketch is 😭

right as you turn a street corner, you almost scream when you see a tall, lanky ass figure run towards you at full speed

you halt almost, tripping but you’re quick to realize that the figure running at you, waving it’s hand is langa

he grasps your hand and yanks you across the street, at record speed you may add, into an alleyway

you both huddle near the ground, hiding in the shadows to wait for the security guard to pass by

when you’re sure the guard is gone, you feel your body sag with relief

and then you’re acutely aware of how close you are to langa and your body tenses up

he’s squatting in front of you, with his hands placed on your arms like he thinks you might shoot up into the sky

“he’s gone” he murmurs, standing up and pulling you along with him.

“i didn’t know where i was going, if i’m gonna be honest” you admit sheepishly, opting to stare at a trash can further down the alley than at langa

“i know, that’s why i came” langa answers, before tugging on your arm. “i’ll walk you home, come”

yea yea after that, you were feeling a little weak 🥴

he’s starting to get lil more touchy with you too

all three of you are eating lunch while reki is telling you a story about his sisters, when langa reaches over to wipe food off your cheek

and you’re like 😳

and even reki pauses in the middle of his story like “...that’s weird 🤨”

tucks your shirt tag in it’s sticking out

HE’S STARING EXTRA HARD

and he smiles more often at you

pining langa isn’t exactly subtle so I’m sure you’d noticed unless you’re super oblivious

i still feel you’d have to actually initiate, but langa will be quick to follow through in case you start you doubt yourself

you’d probably rush in to kiss him after he wins a beef and then you halt, stopping inches from his face

langa sees that you hesitate and he quickly pecks you on the mouth

“you’re already here, don’t chicken out” he says, smiling slightly

reki in the background thanking god that he doesn’t have to endure whatever weird sexual tension that was going on between y’all

but y’all are a cute ass couple! confused! but cute!

i feel like the both of y’all are completely familiar with japanese customs and such, so if y’all are on dates or hanging out together, the both of you are like “❓❓❓”

and the both of you would get lost easily BSJCJXHSNSKDN especially at night

you’re not super fluent when it comes to reading so you have trouble reading street signs

so you think langa can direct you but he just stares at the street sign before turning to you

“i can barely write my name in japanese”

LANGA WTF?!?

cue the both of you calling reki and crying to come save you at 1:27 AM

doesn’t let you go hungry, he actually shudders at the thought of you skipping a meal

squeezes your knee a lot when the both of you are seated together or wtf, randomly leans in to sniff your hair before pulling back like what he did was completely normal

or he’ll just come up behind you and bury his face into your back

i don’t think langa is one way or another about PDA, but if he wants to hold you, NOTHING IS STOPING THAT LANKY ASS BOY

he’ll kiss you good morning before school and he’ll kiss you goodnight when he drops you off at home, but that’s about it for kissing

he prefers holding your hand, your face, you arm, you shoulder, your knee—literally anything

he’s so funny, and he doesn’t even try. like you’ll laugh at something he says/does and he’ll turn to you like “???”

he’s overall a good, yet strange boyfriend who loves you in his own quiet way

notes: it’s late as i finish this up, so if these last bullet points were incoherent, give me time and imma come back around and sort them out

[edgepunk]

oh hey I actually finished something for once ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

I called this little thing “yeehawoo”

[modyoonie]

Hey, could I request Ranboo x cosplayer reader? I love ur writing! <3

𐐪 𝕮𝖔𝖘𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫

ft. Ranboo (gender neutral reader)

requested;; yes | no

WEEWOO

ok so

ranboo was completely clueless, like he didn’t know you were a cosplayer

all he knew really was that you had uhhh how do you word this,,

things that people don’t usually own

like for example you two were hanging out and he wanted to use the his hoodie that you stole borrowed

he really wasn’t expecting to see your closet full of,,, hmm

ranboo didn’t expect to see so mANY different costumes from, mostly, different animes

you had mikas costume from seraph of the end

you had ALL the school uniforms from haikyuu

AND LOTS MORE

he also saw your wonderful collection of different types of wigs, varying from colors to hairstyles

so he connected the dots!

“Wait y/n I didn’t knew you cosplayed?”

“Oh! Well, it’s kind of a knew thing I guess? I only started a few last year so ٩( ᐛ )و”

he went ahh (｡･ω･｡)

now he was curios of one thing

how you looked like when cosplaying (｀・∀・´)

he didn’t ask you the same day he found out, he actually just thought out of the blue-

wait a sec... I’ve never seen them cosplay before...

suddenly you go back to your phone with ranboo spamming you about wanting to see one of your cosplays oops

so you being the sweet and nice you, sent him your tiktok where you started to post your cosplays!

he has never click a link so fast my god-

the first video he saw was of you showing the process of cosplaying as beidou from genshin impact

starting with the makeup and then the outfit

his jaw? dropped

heart? doki doki

hotel? this joke is so dead

HE THINKS YOURE JUST SO SO PRETTY LIKE- APXJEPXCKWKSLCME

yeah his brain just stopped functioning

ranboo: heart eyes

he couldn’t stop watching your other tiktoks

of course not in a creepy way ( ˘ω˘ )

HE THINKS YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN EVERY ONE OF THEM!

like seriously the minute he got to finish your last tiktok, he immediately went to twitter and tweeted

“I may or may not have fallen even harder now.”

and go to you and start praising you- through text and calls

like he appreciates you so much and supports you!

you ask him if he wants to watch you do your cosplaying process one time

he never said yes faster（≧∇≦）

thank you for requesting! had a lot of fun writing this ^^ also,,, not proofread OOPS _(:3 」∠)_

[one-winged-dreams]

💗 Barrett!

@goldenworldsabound

OH BOY, HERE I GO DIGGING MYSELF INTO HOLES AGAIN ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

HHHHHHHHOH MY GODDDDDD

As we all know I'm apparently a dad-fucker now. If he's beefy, valiant, and a dad then I'm doomed.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE :D

I know nothing about the remake because I've barely played it and I only know so much about FFVII because of the original but oh my GOD did this man come back just to slide into my line of sight like 'Hey. Aren't I handsome and cool and just your new type?'

As soon as I finish the remake I'm gonna slap an s/i down so fucking quick, I swear to GOD I am so ready to ship with this man but I CAN'T because I don't know the setting enough to know what I want my s/i to be like. 😭

I don't want to half-ass it, so BARRET WALLACE MY LOVE, I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.

[trikxx]

𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆

Chapter 1 of Bluffing Bakugou x reader series

"𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧"

Chapter includes - cheating and swearing

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

✰ "𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫." You say singing along with the music. It had been a long day at work and yet you heard nothing from Katsuki. He was supposedly off today but you figured he was more than likely doing the the thing he does best on his off days.

Fuck a random girl in your shared house in your shared bed and try and be the victim when he's caught up. I honestly don't know why I'm still with him. Many of my friends have said "cut him off" "you deserve better" "dont let him bitch you". I just feel that there is a spark inside him that needs to be lit for the loyalty to come.

Me and Kat have been on and off since second year of high school. Him doing the same petty shit and me doing it back sometimes to get back at him. But in the end im always the bad guy. Is it love?

Hm, who cares. I still love him and i guess he loves me. At least a little bit...right? If he doesn't then it is what it is.

_____

Y/n pulled into the driveway and turned off the car to mentally prepare herself. "Lord give me strength... who is that?" Y/n says seeing a white audi i8 pull up in front of the house. She decided to stay in the car and watch what was happening.

A little prissy girl gets out the car and walks up to the door completely oblivious of me sitting in the driveway.(a/n: y/n's windows are tinted so the girl thought no one was in the car.) Bakugou opens the door and little kiss and he lets her in. He then realized y/n's car.

Y/n started her car back up tears threatening to fall out her eyes. She rolled down the passenger window to say something to Bakugou who was currently looking at y/n with and very snarky face. "FUCK YOU BAKUGOU!" Y/n yells. "If you keep thinking this is the way to do things then go ahead i'll just find someone who actually loves me." She finished and started to drive away until Bakugou said this. " OH SHUT UP! YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK ANYWAY!" After y/n heard this she put her car into park in the middle of the driveway and got out.

"Who do you think I am?" Y/n said walking up to Bakugou.

Our arguments have never gotten this heated before. Usually it was catch him and leave. Shit. I dont think I even know the meaning of home sweet home is.

"Who do I think you are? My bitch." Bakugou said smirking. Y/n slapped Bakugou hard then walk into the house to get most of her clothes. "Who are you?" The girl asked. "Don't worry about it. Worry about if your going to get off on my husband tonight." I said getting majority of my clothes and shoes. I grabbed all my make up and hair products. "Hey, Y/n stop." Bakugou said putting a hand on y/n's shoulder. "Don't touch me." Y/n said pulling away from Bakugou. To finish putting her stuff in her bags.

Y/n takes of her ring dropping it into Bakugou's hands.

"Bye. Don't contact me until you have....fixed your entire self."

_______

Italic is Gin

Regular is y/n

Hello... are you ok?

Yea im ok and im gonna just take the offer on moving in together.

What? FINALLY! We have to celebrate and look for houses. Come over. Also FUCK THAT POMERANIAN LOOKING ASS BITCH YOU ON YO HOT GIRL SHIT THATS IT!

Lol, im on my way tho.

Stop sulking dummy.

Ok ok.

Call me back when you get here.

Ok.

*call ended*

_____

I stop at the store to get some snacks and more gel for my hair then go to Gin's house. I park in The driveway, get my bag with clothes and hair stuff and the bags from the store then go and knock on the door. "Hey Bitchhhh!" Gin said grabbing some of the stuff from you "Hey Gin."I say then go to put the rest of my stuff in her room. Then we sit in the living room. "we about to get fucked up tonight. we staying here or are we going to the club?" Gin asked. "uhm...we can stay here lets run to binny's grab some shit and come back, look for places and get drunk. That way we don't have to worry about any dudes trying us tonight." "bet."

Me and Gin went to Binny's and grabbed most of our favorite drinks and came back to the house as we were pulling in the the driveway I saw a familiar figure standing at the door. "Girl I know thats not who I think it is" Gin said. "It might be but fuck him lets just go in the house." I say as I grab the bottles of wine we brought. We walked in through the garage. We tried to ignore the constant ringing of the door bell but it was getting irritating. "Hold on Gin." I said walking to the door. "What." "Look Y/n... Im sorry. Princess its my fault just come back so we can figure this out. Please." Bakugou pleaded.

"No." I say closing the door going back to looking for houses with Gin. "I need a shot after that." I said putting my head down. "Here." Gin says handing me a shot.

_____

"What about this one?" Gin asks. "Thats nice as hell! Look at everything. The kitchen is sexy. I think thats the one Gin." I say. "Alrighty I'll request to see it and we will see what they say.. now to get fucked up."

_____

Bakugou's POV*

Eh..there a first time for everything. Y/n has never hit me or got that angry before. I...I feel bad for ruining the relationship.

I sat in the bed thinking into space as Uraraka kissed down my neck. She sat on my lap and started grinding on me to create some friction. "Stop." I say in a blank voice. "Whats wrong? Dont tell me its about that bitch that was here earlier." Uraraka said looking in my eyes. "Get out." I say. "Why Kat? You left out to try and get sympathy from her and she wasn't having it. So be with me! I can make you ten times happier then that roach."  She said. "I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT! AND DINT COME BACK!" I yell. "Good luck getting her back.."

I closed the door right after she walked out and went and laid down on the bed. "Why cant I forget now?" I questioned hugging the pillow y/n usually slept on. " theres no one better than y/n."

If there is no one better then why do you get with other women?

I dont know.

"FUCK." Bakugou yells throwing the pillow. "ITS ALL DEKU AND DEUNCE FACES FUCKING FAULT!"

Flash back- second year of high school

“Y/n!” Denki said. “Yes?” “Midoriya said he needed you by the first bench outside the back of the school.”Denki replied. “Oh. Ok.” Y/n says walking to the door to meet Midoriya. “Y/n!” Midoriya said whisper yelling. “Why the-“ “shhhh” Midoriya put his finger up to y/n’s mouth “look.” He said pointing. “Look wha...what the hell” I say when I see Bakugou sitting on a bench with Uraraka.

“Kattt all you have to do is leave her and we show pda” she said. “No.” Bakugou said getting up. “Why Bakugou? Fuck her obviously shes not doing anything for you.” Uraraka whined. “OI! Shut.The. Fuck. Up. Your talking to much. I dont want to hear your voice anymore.” Bakugou yelled walking away.

“Two can play at that motherfucking game. Midoriya come with me.” Y/n said “W-Wa-wait wait wait to where?” Midoriya asked. “Just come on!”

____

“Class 1b? Why are we here?” “Shut up Midoriya.”

Y/n: Hurry up.

*****: Ok ok here I come!!!

____

“Hey Y/n~” “Monama?!” Midoriya says. Midoriya goes back to class after that talk about what was going to happen. “Are you sure he won’t try and kill me.” Monama asked. “Is Monama scared of someone from class 1a?” Y/n sarcastically

“he won’t” she finished as they continued to walk hand in hand.

“Y/N!” Bakugou yelled. “Welp here we go... WHAT.” Y/n replied. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!” “We are just walking.” “WALKING?! YOU ARE HOLDING HANDS TO SO THERES MORE TO IT!” “Stop yelling.” “NO! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HANDS WITH THIS NERD?!” “Why were you kissing and feeling on a whole different girl and Im your fucking girlfriend.... thats what i fucking thought.”

“Bye.”

“Y/n wait.... Just think about us.”

End of flash back

“Why do I do this to Y/n. Fuck it. She’ll be back.” Or so he thought.

[zu-is-here]

Hey Zu! Happy Tuesday, that was an interesting fact about Killer's eye, I don't know how I never noticed.

How are things for you today? How's life in the far away land of Russia

Hi Gayfish! Happy Tuesday ٩( ᐛ )و Ikr— these details are not obvious, and that's just wow <3

Really good! My classes just finished, passed the first exam (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆ and you're just in time cause it's snowing! :'D

How are you today? ♡ What's the weather like?

UPD:

OMG— It's white, cold and fluffy, yet you can squeeze it to get it solid, and it crunches so nicely underfoot,,, It looks like a soft and slow white rain when it falls, even if there's a lot of snow it melts quickly when it's warm though,,, A picture says more than a thousand words! ☆

Thank you! <3 and yes— SNOW, this should not only be seen but also touched (*'▽'*)

That's good! OHHH heheh can't wait to see them ;) Good luck with the skulls! :')

Oh YAY!! I'm looking forward to this (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)☆

PFFF XD

Really?? Omg it's everywhere (°▽°)

У нас его тоже не должно было быть :')) Погода шепчет... х) Но у вас хотя бы бывает тепло! *^*

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

girl help i can’t stop writing scenes for that oneshot i said i wasn’t gonna write any more scenes for

anyway i finally got to the “hawks tells endeavor he was sleeping with dabi for months before the raid” scene  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

-

“I gotta tell you something.”

His shoulders are tense in a way that his shoulders almost never are. His face — or his profile, anyway, since he’s staring resolutely out the windshield without looking at Enji — is as carefully emotionless as it was on that day he handed Enji a book on the liberation front’s principles. At least read the highlighted bits.

Enji has no idea where this is going, but that look can’t mean anything good. He leans back in his seat, hands automatically hanging off the bottom of the steering wheel, and he says, “Okay.”

“I gotta… tell you something, because it might be important, and it’s like I said before, you know, we gotta be honest with each other if we’re teaming up, right? Gotta make sure we’re all on the same page.”

“Alright. So tell me.”

“Little worried you’re gonna set the car on fire when I do.”

Oh, boy, he thinks.

“I won’t,” he says.

“Yeah, you say that, but—”

“Hawks,” Enji says, then corrects himself. “Keigo. Just tell me.”

And he does. Eventually. He takes a slow breath, blows it out through pursed lips, and then says, “So, uh. I told you I was coming along on this trip to help you track Dabi down, and that was the truth. I want to find him. I want you to find him. But it kind of implied — and I mean, I kind of let it imply — that it was because I wanted to help you, because of all the time we spent working together. And that is part of it. It is. I’m… I’ve got your back, Endeavor. Always. I need you to know that. It didn’t change when your shit got aired across the country, and it’s never going to.”

“I appreciate it,” Enji says, in a monotone that he hopes conveys the message of stop circling the point and get to it.

“Right. Yeah. Well, uh… I spent a lot of time with the League, you know that, undercover and everything. And the one big thing those assholes at the HPSC never stopped warning me about was, like, making sure I kept my distance, right? But hey, how am I supposed to get in their good graces if I don’t play the part? So I hung out with them, and I kept hanging out with them, and wouldn’t you know it, the HPSC had a point. I, uh… I screwed up. I got attached. To all of them, really, but uh… some more than others. One more than the others.”

Enji finds it all too easy to follow this winding confession to its inevitable conclusion.

“You’re saying you want to help us find Touya, because you want to find Touya. Because of the time you spent with him while you were undercover.”

Hawks is looking down at his hands now, but he answers quietly, “Yeah.”

“So you… grew attached to him while you were working with the League,” Enji says, shrugging. “Why would I be upset by that? In case it has somehow escaped your notice, I am also considerably attached to him.”

Hawks huffs a laugh that’s all derision, no humor, and he says, “Not, uh… not exactly the kind of attachment I was talking about, big guy.”

Not the kind of…?

A piece neatly slides into place, then, and even though it makes all the other pieces line up a little better, even though it makes perfect sense, Enji still has no idea what to do with it.

“Oh,” he manages, hands tighter on the steering wheel.

“Yeah.”

“You were…”

Hawks keeps looking down at his hands, and he doesn’t let Enji off the hook by finishing the sentence for him, so Enji has to do it himself.

“… with him.”

Another humorless laugh, and Hawks quietly says, “That’s one way to put it.”

[amenomiko]

Thank you for the request ❤❤❤❤❤❤!

MC with Godlike Powers

Nobunaga - Talks to Animals

This woman who had saved him out from burning Honno-ji is a very peculiar woman-- is what he have thought at first, until she told him that she is from the future.

He assumed that's what sums out all the special things about her; her background, her era, and what does the future offered. Until.. He brought her for hunting.

She was amazed with Haguro, and didn't even cower in fear when it is near her. But then again it was his turn to be amazed when Haguro itself fly down from his arm, and to MC. It somehow gave a curt nod at her before letting MC to rub its head.

Then one after another; the animals, came to gather around them-- her, especially. Birds, rabbits, even fishes gather near her when she was resting by the lake. He watches, mouth opening and closing but can't bring himself to break the serene moment in front of him.

"If you are curious.. Well.. I can talk, and understand them. I have this... Ability, since I was born. It's a gift, they say. But I think it is more than that."

She brings Haguro to him, smiling as she continued to rub its beak. "I can feel the connection from me, to them. If you get what I mean."

A grin slowly curved on his lips. "I can see that." His carnelian eyes narrowed to his pet. "Does Haguro have anything to say to me?"

"Hm? Oh," Her smile widen. "He is honored to have you as his master. It is why he choose you."

"Hooh." He smirked, leaning closer to her, "How about you? Are you honored to be my woman?"

".....Birds. Peck his neck (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)."

....Oh hell.

Hideyoshi - Ability to Control Elements

He is wary. Very, VERY wary of her the moment she uses her power to bend water to put out the fire around Honno-ji.

But then again.. Those wariness faded away when she rescued Mitsunari from slipping on a puddle of water, assuring him that she will only use it for saving people, instead of bringing danger.

Day by day, he watch her, using her power to make everyone's life in the castle to be more convenient, like-- calling for the wind to carry heavy items, bending fire and water in the kitchen, and so forth. She even volunteered herself to aid during war, even if it will exhaust herself, to the point he fell for her passion to help people.

"Hey. You should rest. You've used a lot of your power today-- Hey! What are you doing with that water?"

"To drink it..?"

"There's no need to bend it, let me pour it for you."

"W-well.. I can't move much, nor be able to grip around the glass.." She laughed weakly, "I can't move my hand.. Sorry."

He huffed, circling his arm around her shoulder. "You know you can ask for help. And there's no need to be sorry for."

"But.."

"No buts." He said, before sipping the water into his mouth and 'transferred' it to her, through her lips. It surprises her, but she gradually drank slowly, lips unconsciously move on his, somehow sharing a slow kiss.

He pulled away, cheeks flushed slightly. "Do you want some more?"

"..You know you can.. Help to hold the glass right?" Her eyes narrowed, staring into his lips.

"This way is the fastest, more than the need to hold the glass nor for you to bend it-.."

"Hehehe.. You are bad with words at this kind of moment, hmm?"

He feign a cough, looking away awkwardly before turning back to her. "...I can't help it."

Then they slowly lean, and shared another kiss before undressing each other's clothes.

Masamune - Telekinesis

"No..!!!"

She accidentally overused her power, instead of pushing him from the sudden kiss, she had sent him flying to the other end of the lake, with a loud splash.

That's where he discovered her secret power. The ability to move objects, like a psychic, and even the power to destroy something with just a flick of her finger.

It was horrifying to see when she ruthlessly break an enemy's neck in the battlefield, and he is the one to teach her to control her power. She said that it was both a gift and a curse, and was thankful that Masamune is there to calm her down.

Yet somehow it can be scary when she is angry. She will lock all the doors shut, breaks the fragile items around her, even making the maids run away from the floating knives around them. Hence, another note to be taken to NOT mess with her.

"Say.. This power of yours.. I believe "Teleportation" is one of it? I heard it from the ninja lad from Kasugayama."

She nodded. "Yes, but it wasn't a part of my power. Teleportation is a minor power within my bloodline. Why do you ask?"

"Ah.. Well it could be a convenient thing you know? Especially during emergencies."

"Hmm.." She pondered. He is right for that part. But she is thankful as it might use a lot of mana.

"...For example, if you need to poo, teleportation is needed right there, right then. Or maybe, appearing behind Hideyoshi and pull his pants down and disappear again. Pfffft- I just wanted to see if he really wear 'No.1 Right Hand Man for Lord Nobunaga' on his Fudoshi." He snickered to himself, pinching his sides from laughing outloud.

Meanwhile MC: *Already walk away the moment she saw frowning, approaching Hideyoshi from afar* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Ieyasu - Premonition

Out of the 6 lords of Azuchi, he is the only one to refuse to believe MC's skills to see the future.

"What is the point of knowing the future? It will only be a nuisance matter to think deep when you are in present."

"Well, lad, there is no need to think deep as you said, we can just take it as a pre-caution." Masamune shrugged before he added "Besides, so far, her premonition is on point. Why not you give it a try?"

"Hmn. I have no interest at all."

"Ieyasu..! Wait!!"

Speaking of it, there she is.

"..What?"

"I apologize if I may offend you but right now, you must listen to me, just this once. I promise that I won't lie."

He glared at her, somewhat irritated to the seriousness in her voice and expressions. "What? Trying to make me believe in you?"

"No..! It's not that. It's just.. If you follow the direction of the hallway that you always use to return to your castle.. I just want to advice that it is better if you use the other way round just for today. As.. Something unlucky will happen if you--"

He turned, not allowing her to finish and start to walk away. "Nonsense."

"I- Ieyasu..! Just this once. Please..!" She begged, while Masamune went silent all the time, silently intrigued to what might happen even when MC ask him for help.

Then..

*Bam!*

"Uwah--"

*Chuuu~~~ ❤❤❤*

"MMF---"

Ieyasu bumped onto running Mitsunari from the so-called direction, loses their balance, and shared a kiss with one another. Not only that, the poor tactician tried to stand up, only to grope on Ieyasu's rear by accident.

"HEY GET OFF---"

He tried to get away from Mitsunari, accidentally slipped on Mitsunari's pants, and fall backwards. In the midst of it, he bumped onto passing Nobunaga and both of them repeat of the things that happened between him and Mitsunari just now.

It didn't end there. He uncharacteristically panicked, stumbled forward, loses his balance and landed on Mitsuhide, and *Chu*-- 3rd Kiss of the Day.

10 minutes later..

Ieyasu: *Gasp* Mmmf!!

And he vomited at the nearby garden.

Mitsunari: Poor Ieyasu-sama QAQ. He must have been sick.

Mitsuhide: Ah, we have made him pregnant with our child it seems ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).

Mitsunari: EEEH QAQ??

Hideyoshi: Mitsuhide stop it! That's not how it works OAO!

Nobunaga: Hmm.. But his lips is soft 😏

Mitsuhide: Ah I agree 😏

Mitsunari: Yes, I agree too (*´˘`*)

Ieyasu: Mmmf!!! *3rd wave of vomit*

Meanwhile, Masamune: *Laughs on the floor until he have coughing fit* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MC: ....Told you 🙄

[writtingfiction]

Hey could get get some corrin x silas fluff where corrin after watching silas show of in training is just a big blushy mess abd is like kay really like this man now what then goes to her norhian sibling for advice

After many short stories, please enjoy this long one! I really enjoyed writing this one out. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

pairing: Silas x Corrin

words: 1.9k

It was a friendly sparring match, at least before it got competitive. Corrin was strong but so was her opponent, Silas. He did train the best he could and became a knight just to see her again. The thought alone is enough to make her heart race but with the sight in front of her, it did the trick.

Dressed in simple clothes, Silas is demonstrating a couple of move sets he was taught when becoming a knight. Corrin watches with careful eyes. The way his arm stretches, muscle flex as he swings the lance in a sharp methodical fashion. He moves with perfection and immense focus in his eyes. She can see the years of training show easily as he waves around the lance-like it’s a stick in his hands. He lands a finishing blow on the dummy, holding the pose for a good few seconds before he relaxes. Silas turns to Corrin with a bright smile, lance loose in his hand.

“So, what do you think?” Silas asked. It takes a moment for Corrin to respond when she realizes that she’d been staring.

“Oh! Your techniques are amazing and your skills are well needed in the army!!” Corrin speaks quickly, face flushing red. “Now, if you don’t mind I believe I have a meeting with Camilla and Elise!” Corrin turns quickly without giving Silas a chance to speak up.

“Oh, well…” Silas’s shoulders slump as he watches the princess flee. A small frown appears on his face as he turns to face the training dummy once more. One more routine then he’ll be done for the day.

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Corrin is quick on her feet to reach her place, grab extra clothes and hurry to bathe herself. It would be a good distraction and help her calm down. Maybe try and piece things together. However, as she sits in the tub, her thoughts are crazy. It’s one thought followed by the other. How good looking Silas looks in his armour, how bright his smile is when he sees her. How dedicated he is. Silas became a knight just to see her again.

Corrin sighs heavily as she tries to settle her thoughts, but it’s no good as she thinks back to earlier. The confidence in his voice as he challenged her, the movements of trained perfection, the sheer muscle he had earned over the years. Corrin groans loudly, hands coming up to cover her face.

“It can’t be…” Corrin mutters underneath her breath.

Corrin stays in the bath long enough for the water to become cold before she exits. With some resignation, she dresses and prepares herself to see her sister Camilla. It’s not like she’s dreading the conversation with her dearest sister, but the fact that she has caught feelings.

The walk to find Camilla was not hard. Up by her room probably having afternoon tea with Elise or someone else. Perhaps her retainer, Selena. However, Camilla finds her first.

“Oh dear, there you are!” Camilla’s voice reaches Corrin’s ears before she can turn around the corner. The young princess spins on her heels to face her sister, a large smile on her face.

“Camilla! Hello.” Corrin greets her happily, arms opening wide for a hug. The two embrace tightly. Camilla pulls away but rests her hands on Corrin’s cheeks.

“I’ve been looking all over for you, we were supposed to have tea!” Camila said.

“Was I really in the bath for so long? I’m so sorry, Camilla. I was training with Silas and wanted to freshen up before meeting with you.” Corrin explains quickly. Camilla nods.

“Of course, now that we’ve found each other. Why don’t we have that tea?” Camilla said, leading Corrin to her room.

The walk wasn’t long before they reach Camilla’s chambers. The teapot and some teacups are already set and ready. Still warm as well. The two sisters take their seats and chat about everything they think they can. Although, Corrin is slow to mention her feelings for Silas. What if her heart is in the wrong place? She could possibly deal with rejection. She felt her heart sink at the thought.

“Corrin, are you alright?” Camilla said. Corrin realizes that she probably had a sombre look on her face.

“Yes, I’m quite alright. Just thinking.” Corrin replies but it does not instill confidence.

“I hope you’re not thinking about the upcoming battle strategy. I’m not sure how many times I would have to say that your plan will work just— oh. That’s not it.” Camilla’s pause has Corrin pause in her movements. She rarely does it, and when she does, she always says something that’s a little too accurate. “You’ve caught feelings, haven’t you?”

“Camilla!!” Corrin squeaks, face going as red as a tomato. Camilla laughs, as she goes ahead and pours more tea into Corrin’s cup. “It’s not—! It’s, ok well, you see…” Corrin fumbles over her words as she tries to somehow save face but with the catlike smirking growing ever wider on Camilla’s face she hangs in her head in defeat.

“There’s no shame in having romantic feelings,” Camilla said.

“Hmmm, I know, but we’re in the middle of a war. Now is not the time for romantic feelings, Camilla.” Corrin said in a firm tone. Camilla drops the catlike smirk, a concerned look overcomes her features.

“Even during the middle of a war, you should not be ashamed of how you feel. You care for this person do you not?” Camilla said. Corrin nods. “Take care of them, my dear sister but also take a chance. Let them know how you feel about them.” Corrin’s eyes hold a hope that Camilla hopes she continues to hold onto.

“I understand.” Corrin said but her heart doesn’t have the courage to spill now. She trusts Camilla and her advice is a godsend but does she have the courage to speak her words?

—-

Days had passed, the next battle was upon the army as they set forth. Corrin’s words were stuck in her throat every time she thought about confessing to the knight. It was amazing how she could find the courage to swing her sword against the enemy but not the courage to confess to him. Confessing seemed to be scarier than anything else she had experienced.

“AAGH!”

Her head whips around, hair whipping around showing Silas on the ground. The scene barely registers in her head, the arrow sticking in his shoulder, lance tossed off to the side, a large gash in his leg. She doesn’t think about what she does next, her body moves on its own. She leaves her spot, leaving Niles and Leo in surprise as she runs towards Silas.

“Corrin—! Where are—Hng!” Leo calls out to her but is interrupted by the enemy. He can’t chase after her, he hopes she knows what she’s doing.

However, nothing is going through her head as her bare feet hit the grass. The only thing she sees is Silas on the ground, reaching for his lance. She needed to get there quicker, he was on his own. The enemy could have heard him. Was it the archer that knocked him off his horse? The archer could be aiming again to kill him.

An arrow misses her head by an inch as she runs across the field. She doesn’t stop to think about how that could have hit her. Silas is the one in trouble. He needs help. She dodges past a blade meant for the enemy she assumes as she hears Jacob let out a shriek. Corrin pushes forward, ignoring the shouts meant for her. The moment, the moment she stops is when she gets to Silas.

She reaches him just in time as well, the legendary blade Yato in her hand as she slides to stop in front of Silas. She wields the sword with expertise against the axe wielder now in front of her, killing him. Corrin is caught off guard though when a lance wielder comes into play, disarming her. Her fight doesn’t end their though.

Her red eyes stare down the fighter, a rage boils through her. Her skin feels hot and her eyes glow brighter. Before the lance wielder knows it, he’s standing face to face with a dragon. Bellowing before him louder than before. With swift movements, the enemy is killed and Silas is safe for the moment. Corrin calls for a healer before she turns towards Silas. Appearing human instead of a dragon.

“Silas, are you alright?” Corrin’s voice is soft and calm, very different from how she was a moment ago. Silas can’t say anything, he’s stunned. He was sure that she was across the battlefield, beside Leo and Niles. “Silas?”

“Ah, I’m ok! Really! Thank you for protecting me.” Silas said, still trying to process everything. Corrin’s face remains concerned as she looks over him. The gash on his leg was pretty bad, never mind the arrow in his shoulder.

“Of course, but you’re still hurt,” Corrin looks from him to the rest of the battlefield. She sees Elise heading in their direction. “Elise is on her way, she’ll patch you up.” Silas can’t help but let out an exhausted laugh.

“Would you run across the battlefield just for anyone?” Silas said a wry smile on his face. Corrin stays quiet for a moment, watching Elise get closer.

“No,” Corrin turns to Silas. “I wouldn’t. You’re special, to me. I’d be devastated if anything happened to you.” Her eyes connected with his, her heart decided now, now he would hear her. She didn’t know when it will be the last time to see him, smile bright and laughing even louder by her side.

“Corrin, are you—“

“I care for you, I care for you deeply. I was so scared when I heard you cry out. I was scared that I wouldn’t get to you in time. But I made it, and I have to tell you about how I feel. You make every day brighter and every time you laugh, I can’t help but smile wider. You’re so kind and gentle. By the Gods, you became a knight just to see me again!” Corrin spilled her words, Silas hanging to every word like it was his lifeline. “I’m not surprised that I fell for a kind knight like you.” When her words stopped, there was a sparkle in his eyes.

“Corrin, my friend and from what it seems an admirer. I care for you, more than a friend should. I thought you would never feel the same but it seems I was wrong.” Silas said and it takes a moment for Corrin to catch up.

“Wait, Silas, that means—” Corrin said and Silas can only smile.

“I’m here!” Elise lets out a shout as she arrives. Staff in hand, magic already reaching out. “I’ll get you patched up in no time.” A quick wink and the gash on his leg was sealed but needed to be wrapped either way. The arrow was removed and the wound was healed with magic, with nary a scar. Corrin uses her cape for a makeshift bandage on his leg.

Corrin and Silas don’t get a chance to be completely alone until the battle is over and they’re both in the healing tent. Silas resting on the cot as Corrin sits at the edge. They speak about their feelings, agreeing to at least trying and see where it goes. When news does spread about their union, Camilla swears she hasn’t seen Corrin this giddy since she was a child.

[lovleez]

oner 《恶浪》 mv/film theory

(this is less of a theory and more of a debunking of the mv though)

warnings: mentions of violence, murder (i wont include gifs of the bloody moments but it will be discussed!!!), animal abuse, and a bomb or two ? (someone gets blown up ;-;)

honestly the debunking might get a lil bit dark around the ling chao and ziyang individual parts, so be warned of that!

it would be helpful for you to watch/listen to these to process whats going on here:

oner 《恶浪》 mv (cw blood, murder, animal abuse, & heavy violence - please dont watch if these are triggers for you!!!) (there’s also eng subs in this link ^^)

oner - AGENT  (this is a song, but there’s quite a bit of dialogue near the end that ties into this plot!)  (cw gunshot, beeping noises that resemble a bomb ?? - all at the end of the song w/ the dialogue)

okay lets dive into it d(^-^)> !!!

to get the important info out of the way!

the start of the mv shows the three of them chilling on the couch, as friends do, watching,,well themselves on the screen (oner’s past performances as idols) (and i do believe that the idols part of this has some significance that i can figure out). the important takeaway from the beginning rlly is that they’re three good friends...who are completely unaware of each other’s secret occupations

their occupations being: ziyang, a murderer, yueyue, a spy, and ling chao, a hacker

now to jump into the main story! (starting around 1:35)

yueyue and ziyang both have the same target: the man in the restaurant. however yueyue gets there first and does his job well, as he gets away without being caught. ziyang is frustrated that his target is taken already.

*interesting detail here, but when trying to enter, ziyang shows them a ring with a purple jewel in the middle for entry,,,coincidentally, the man yueyue kills in the bar in his personal segment in the film later also has the same ring? obv the ring is for the restaurant entry so maybe ziyang wasn’t going to kill this “boss” but maybe negotiate/discuss something with him instead...but also thats disproven by the fact that ziyang pulled out a gun to presumably shoot him before realizing the dude was dead....

but also,,,suspicious how there was a zoom in to the purple ring when yueyue kills the man in the bar..maybe it means more than we think it does? altho im not too sure what  to think abt it for now

     for reference:

     ziyang’s ring                                    

     dead man in bar’s ring

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moving on 

okay so since yueyue is a spy n all, he has to confirm his kill somewhere right? this somewhere is a phone booth,,,one that ling chao has rigged up with a bomb,,,,

speculation: someone hired ling chao to kill someone who will be approaching the phone booth; at this time, lc doesn’t know that this someone is yueyue (and is v shocked to see him there through his cameras as evident by his “what the hell! are you kidding me?”)

....and after this part the film dives into their personal stories to give more background on who  these three are (i’ll expand on those after i finish explaining the present timeline ^^) before coming back to the main story 

so!

ling chao “accidentally” blew up yueyue oh no (he’s still alive tho yey)

& then yueyue holds up a piece of candy,,,and immediately knows its ling chao (cuz its the piece of candy lc was eating earlier in the film) 

(and to take care of all loose ends that my brain is providing me with: in the beginning they didn’t know abt each other’s secret occupations...how does yueyue know that lc is capable of doing this? my answer: they used to be agent buddies!!! i’ll expand on this later hehe)

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and so

it was at this moment ling chao knew...he fucked up

he’s afraid yueyue might come after him.

which, is exactly what yueyue does

after going home or somewhere, yueyue receives a text telling him to get rid of “them” (ling chao) bc his “identity is exposed” 

....so now yueyue has to go and hunt down his buddy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

and they fight! looks very painful for ling chao,,,poor dude,,,

since ziyang comes out from the back door to join the fight, theres two possibilities that come from this:

1) ling chao knew yueyue was coming and knew he couldnt take him down himself (lets be honest; he looks rlly scrawny) so he called ziyang to his location for backup (how could he know ziyang can fight? agent buddies 👐) 

2) ziyang and ling chao live together in the same house

anyways, both results making it obvious that ling chao and ziyang are on the same team while yueyue is on another (lets ignore the fact that ling chao was getting up to fight ziyang as well)

the fight scene is so dramatic oml T-T

ziyang could also be motivated to beat up yueyue in this fight cuz the dude did  take his target before he himself could (loophole: how did ziyang know it was yueyue who took his target? answer: maybe yueyue left like a signature or smthn at the crime scene, or ziyang saw him walk out  ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ )

and when they all beat the living heck out of each other and are dramatically lying down in different areas of the room 

the tv turns on to a council saying “still want to be idols?”

(and remember, the thing they were watching on tv earlier was themselves performing,,,as idols. i cant connect it further than that so lemme know if yall figure smthn out ^-^)

so mayhaps this council is yueyue’s agency and they wanted to turn the trio against each other...? they would have set this whole situation up: they knew ziyang wanted to kill the restaurant “boss”, so they assigned yueyue to take care of him first, which creates conflict between those two. then, they hired ling chao to rig up a phone booth with a bomb; basically setting him up against yueyue

whether this council succeeds with their plan or not is unrevealed bc the film has a “to be continued” at the end, so the storyline still will have more to it!!!

although i would say the council succeeded since they all did beat each other bruised and bloody

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that leaves the question: why  is the council setting them up against each other?

what are there previous connections beyond them just being friends 👀 ?

and here i shall bring back the “agent buddies” bit i was talking abt earlier, as well as why i linked the agent song in the beginning

near the end of the mv, there’s quite a lot of dialogue between the three of them, and it goes like this:

[robotic voice: welcome agent oner

ling chao (?): check 

yueyue: yo what up guys!

ziyang: yo what up bro

ziyang (yueyue?): alright lets take them out

yueyue: okay gentlemen we got a lot to do

ziyang: ey we gotta finish this quick, i got a date tonight

yueyue: really?

ziyang: no hard feelings (couldnt catch the rest)

yueyue: okay shut up

ling chao: hey guys, i saw a hit

(?): copy that

yueyue (ziyang?): hold your breath....now

ling chao: guys watch out

yueyue: okay guys locked and loaded

*single shot can be heard, then the reloading of a gun*

yueyue (?): go go go!

yueyue: fire fire fire!

yueyue: ???? *indistinguishable orders*

ziyang?: i got trouble i got trouble

yueyue: ?? i got ?? lets go

ling chao: stay together

ziyang (yueyue??): okay set to kill

ling chao: damn the truck is (blown?)

yueyue: what the hell

ziyang: okay let me (???) it

*bomb beeping noises*

yueyue: ???? clean this blood on my shirt]

(not sure how accurate my hearing is but its enough to make some guesses 😅)

agent buddies! the three of them used to be agents, as the song is titled, at some agency...and they probably made a pretty strong team together

the agency story would explain why they all seem to be good fighters too!

thats why the council might have wanted to tear them apart. perhaps the council was doing something that they knew would displease the trio, so they needed them separated lest they team up and try to defeat them 

i also think this audio could have been describing a mission going wrong for them, possibly their last one as a team. someone was probably hurt (im betting on either ziyang or ling chao), and they quit the agency and aimed to live normal lives from then on

...but old habits are hard to forget, so ziyang starts to kill ppl in his free time, yueyue joined another agency as a spy, and ling chao uses his hacking skills for other purposes

however they all dont tell each other, which could add on to the tension of their fight at the end of the film

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now to dive into their individual bits of the film. these all don’t connect much to the main lore, just expands onto their lives with their secret occupations btw!

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YUEYUE

his segment details moments in his daily agent life; im guessing he’s not very happy with it judging by his nightmares? or the nightmares are bringing up his past at his old agency which he does not like

he’s also master of disguise woah

personally i think he’s losing “who he is”. he’s always playing the role of another person, always putting on another disguise...so he starts losing his sense of identity (if that makes sense ;-;) 

(and if you wanna stretch it and make things wholesome, maybe the only times he [feels like himself] is when he’s around his two friends)

so basically: he’s always filling out other personas to the point where he doesnt know who he is anymore

(this is also the segment where he kills a man in the bar with poison,,,and the man was wearing the same ring as ziyang,,,,which is like Hm. why’d the directors do that 🤔)

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ZIYANG

aka the murderer :D

(and not just regular serial killer type, more like joker-esque type where they’re a bit insane,,,)

okay his segment starts of with him dragging a man through a white room, where the floors is covered with plastic, and on the walls are a bunch of clay molds of human body parts

:D

my brain has concluded that! ziyang takes clay and makes molds of his victim’s faces/body parts of who he kills! to make statues! 

(i dont even know how i got there aksjdhdh but thats just what i assumed the first time i watched this film thingy)

and to make it more messed up than it already sounds,,,im guessing he’s a famous statue maker too, and holds shows where he presents his works to the public and maybe even bids them off ?

     ,,,,little did the audience know,,,,

          (this kinda remind me of sally and gabe’s statue from the pjo too now aksjhdkdh)

(i got this assumption from 6:50 in the film where he walks out in front of an audience who start clapping,,,and let my brain run wild with the rest,,,)

of course, he probably kills off the people he was the molding the clay off of once he’s done with his works,,,or sometimes even in the middle of his works as shown in the mv (*-* )

but alas that is not all to his story,,,

judging by his flashbacks when he’s beating that one dude to death with a bat, he used to be bullied when he was in school, which seems to be the source of all his anger throughout the film..

    ( yeah he killed the bullies too (_ _ )> )

its part of his personality to be rough and short tempered - he doesn’t like people looking down on him (as the bullies did)

and,,,if you want to be wholesome again! perhaps he found some bits of happiness and peace when hanging out with the others :]

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LING CHAO

cw: animals abuse!!! 

his is pretty simple and is already explained in the mv itself! i’ll walk ya’ll through it though in case you didn’t watch the film tho akdjdjkf

basically: he’s just a dude who loves dogs :]

a lot

in his segment, a girl (handong, looking absolutely stunning ToT) approaches him wanting to take home another stray, and when he asks her where how the previous dog she adopted was doing, she says that “my bestie loved him a lot, so i gave him to her” ( -_- )

so...he lets her keep the dog, but also decides to keep an eye on her...to the point where she becomes very paranoid that someone is stalking her (which..she isnt wrong in)(but she doesn’t believe it to be ling chao because they’re..dating? i think? and he lulls her into a false sense of security that he’ll protect her from harm)

and then bam! one day he breaks into her house, steals the dog away, and then,,,,blows her up,,,,,

(i must say as disturbing this scene is,,,,i absolutely adore ling chao’s look here askjdjfd)

(i mean?? look at him?? loving the black lipstick ugh)

(v pale tho ;-;)

okay anyways the next flashbacks reveal that handong was abusing her dogs & starving them, and him being the animal lover he is, decides to kill her for it ig

(also she,,,stabbed the other dog that she “gave to her bestie” so-)

yeahh thats the end of his story; nothing much to take from it except that his hacker skills are still intact past agent days 

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annnd thats a wrap folks! nothing else to expand on; i’ll definitely make another part to expand on this if they decide to release another mini film in the future tho :]

[yunggumii]

I would like to req: trying to cook new dishes with Bokuto because you’re bored in quarantine. Can be headcanon/fic/whatever style of writing works 🥺🥺

omg thanks so much for the req !! i didn’t expect it to be nearly 2k words but this made me so happy while writing it oh gosh ٩( ᐛ )و i hope you enjoy !!

cooking with bokuto🍽

bokuto x gn!reader

summary: with everything being closed due to the current pandemic, you and bokuto decide to have some fun in the kitchen :D

includes: fluff & light cursing

wc: 1.743K

one-shot below the cut

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

“Kou, I’m hungry.”

You yawn out as you stretch. Since quarantine started, things have been fairly quiet; all schools and their extra curricular activities have been postponed until further notice, so the time you would normally waste sitting in dull classes and watching late night practices, has instead been spent relaxing with your boyfriend.

“Wanna go get McDonald’s or something?”

Bokuto suggests, sitting up beneath you. You’ve done nothing all day, except for cuddling on the couch and binge-watching children’s movies with him, yet that stir crazy feeling kept nagging you like a bug bite.

“Nah, I was thinking of actually cooking something for once. Constant consumption of fast food has been proven to negatively effect your health.”

You proclaim in an informing tone; he lets out a chuckle, patting the top of your head, “Okay, okay, Dr. [L/N], how does oven pizza sound?”

You shake your head, “I said make something, like, homemade.”

Bokuto chuckles once more, wrapping his arms around your waist and squeezing you tight, “Oh, you meant that kind of homemade! Which recipe do you have in mind?”

With the sudden abundance of free time, you spent most of your days scouring the internet for fun tasks to do during this time off. The one that stood out the most was cooking; there were so many different meals to create and jazz up with your own pizazz, so you decided that’s exactly what you were going to do.

“How do crêpes sound?”

“Skinny pancakes?”

You couldn’t help but laugh at his response, “Yes, Bokuto, we’re going to make skinny pancakes.”

You get up from the couch and head into the kitchen, excited to actually do something productive.

“Make sure you wash your hands, babe.”

You announce as you walk over to the sink, pushing the handle up and pumping soap onto your palms. After the suds nearly coated the entirety of your hands, you rinsed them under the warm water and dried them off with a towel. The recipe was already on your phone, so you head over to the pantry to grab the proper ingredients with your device in hand.

Most of the dry ingredients like flower, salt and sugar were always available, since you rarely ever used them. You placed the bags onto the counter and walked to the fridge, opening it slowly. You thought there would be nothing in there, but to your surprise, there was nearly a full carton of eggs, 2 whole sticks of butter, and half a gallon of milk remaining, so you pulled them out, placed them next to the other ingredients and grabbed a mixing bowl and measuring cups.

You look up from your phone only to see an empty couch.

“Kou?”

You call out, slightly confused. He was literally right over there. Just as you were about to go look for him, Bokuto slides into the kitchen, clearly holding something behind his back.

“Y/N! Guess what I found!”

You giggle, amused by his excitement.

“What is it?”

He slowly pulls out an apron and a chef hat.

“Ta-da! Matching cooking attire!”

He puffed out his chest, standing proud as a wide grin appears on his face, “I know, I know. Thank me later.” He says as he placed them on the counter.

You smile warmly. I don’t remember ever buying that stuff.

“Aw, babe, those are so cute!”

A few minutes of arguing about who gets to wear the hat passes by; now you can finally start preparing the batter.

“Stop pouting, Bokuto. You look adorable in that apron!” You cooed, rolling up your sleeves and adjusting the big, white hat that sat upon your head. The apron he was sporting was decorated with little crowns, an assortment of jewels, the words “Queen of the Kitchen” near the chest and a strip of black lace lining the hem.

“Whatever.”

He growls, crossing his arms in front of him.

“Okay!” you say with a wide smile, clasping your hands together, “Let’s get cooking!”

You pour a cup of the flower into the mixing bowl, along with 2 eggs.

“Hey, babe, can you start pouring the milk and water while I stir?”

You ask whilst batting your eyelashes. Bokuto was still a bit salty about the apron fiasco, but caved in almost instantly when he saw your cute expression.

“How much does it call for?” He asked, spinning the cap off the gallon of milk.

“Um, lemme check.”

You shift your gaze from the bowl to your phone and look for the liquid’s measurements.

“Half a cup for each.”

He nods, his determination setting in.

“Gotcha!”

You start to mix the flower and eggs while Bokuto pours the milk in first, then the water. The butter, salt and sugar were slowly added in after, until everything was finally in the bowl. Although the batter was fairly thin in consistency and didn’t require much energy to combine, you started to work up a sweat.

“Wow, laying around all day and not exercising has really gotten to me.” You huff out, wiping the thin layer of sweat off your brow.

Without a word, Bokuto steps behind you, placing his hand on top of the one you were using to hold the bowl, and the other on the one that was mixing; they were warmer, rougher, and much larger than yours.

“Let me help you with that, baby.”

He offered, the vibration of his words tingling down your spine.

You let out a soft giggle as a small smile grew across your face.

“Thanks, Kou, you’re too kind~”

After all of the ingredients were well combined, it was time to actually cook.

You set the frying pan on top of the stove, coating the surface with some oil and turning on the flame. Taking 1/4 of a cup of batter, you pour it into the pan and try your best to evenly spread it around by tilting the pan itself until the entire top was covered. After the first side was fully cooked, you scrape the edges of the crêpe to make the flipping process easier.

“Babe, can you start cutting the strawberries and bananas, please?”

You ask, focusing more on speaking than the current task at hand; just then, you felt a burning sensation on the tip of your finger which caused you to jump back, sucking in a sudden quick breath.

“Shit!”

“What happened, Y/N? Are you okay?”

Bokuto asked, a concern expression plastered upon his face as he rushed over to you.

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just a light surface burn.”

He immediately reaches for the wounded finger, slowly bringing the digit up to his lips and placing a light kiss on the tip.

“Does it feel better now, babe?”

You couldn’t contain your laughter; that was too fucking precious.

“Yes, thank you, Bokuto.”

He smiled, pecking the top of your forehead.

You resume flipping the crêpe in the pan, hoping it wasn’t burnt; you let out a sigh of relief. Thank god it wasn’t.

After 10 minutes of pouring and flipping, the base of the dish was finished; Bokuto finished cutting the fruit about the same time you did, so it was finally time to eat. You took two of the warm crêpes, and Bokuto took three.

“Man, I’m starving. These smell amazing, Y/N!”

You giggle, a light blush dusting the tip of your cheeks and ears.

“Thanks for your help, Kou!”

“Anything for my little baby cakes.”

He cooed, a wide grin painted across his face as he scratched the back of his head; he loved being praised, especially when it was coming from you. Even if it was a simple task like pouring milk and water into a bowl, or cutting fruit, he was still very happy to be of assistance.

“Okay, let’s start the fun part!”

You grab a handful of strawberries, sprinkling them on top of the first crêpe and folding the corners around the fruit. On the second crêpe, you decided to mix it up and put blueberries and bananas on the inside.

You gasp, remembering something important.

“Do we have chocolate sauce?”

Bokuto looks up from his creation, which was a disaster. A pile of bananas, strawberries and blueberries stretched the “skin” of the crêpe, tearing where it was being pulled a little too taut.

“Uh, it should be in the fridge.”

You rush over to the fridge, practically swinging the door open. You spotted the chocolate, and a can of whipped cream; double win. You skip back over to your crêpe, popping the cap and drizzling the sauce and whipped cream over the tops. After stepping back and admiring your masterpiece, you head to the silverware drawer and grab two forks and two knives.

“Okay, time to finally eat!”

You cut a small portion off, sticking it into your mouth; the crêpe was warm and chewy. Pairing it with the slightly non-ripened strawberries and toppings added the perfect amount of sweet and sour. Bokuto, on the other hand, practically shoveled half the damn thing in his mouth, chocolate sauce dribbled out from the corner of his mouth.

You shake your head, laughing.

“You’re such a messy eater, babe.”

“No, m noth!”

He says, his mouth still very full of crêpe. You laugh even more, wiping the tears from your eyes.

“You should see yourself right now. You look like a chipmunk!”

He furrowed his brow, his cheeks puffing out as he chewed the food quickly. He never noticed the sauce nearly dripping off his chin, so you took a napkin and wiped it for him.

“I could have done that myself, y’know.”

”Yeah, but I wanted to do it.”

He lets out a playful sigh of defeat, now eating his crêpe in smaller bites.

After you both finished eating, you brought your plate to the sink and turned on the water. Bokuto nearly jumped out of his chair, rushing over to you.

“I have clean up duty, babe.”

You turn to look at him with a slightly confusion expression.

“We both did the same amount of work, though. Shouldn’t we split it up?”

“Nope! You got hurt, remember? You need to rest.”

You giggle, hugging Bokuto as you peck him on the lips, the chocolate flavor still lingering.

“Alright, Kou. I’ll go rest.”

He smiles, returning the exchange.

“Good. We can watch more movies when I finish, okay?”

You nod happily, squeezing him tight, his sent flooding to your nostrils.

“Sounds like a plan, babe~”

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