#oh hi xander

[haunted-xander]

And so I, the fool, bleeds to play the saviour

[clarissaweasley-10]

Happy birthday to Jameson "Some Things Are Too Precious To Gamble" Hawthorne.

[hyperbees]

The results from the Smash/Pass poll are IN!!! Congrats to the three victors!

1st Place - Elliot - 17 Votes 2nd Place - Canopus (angel form) - 16 Votes 3rd Place - Dr. Algor - 15 Votes

There is one more thing to announce, however...

HONORABLE MENTION goes to Xander's Cat, Iris! I put her as a funny option since she was on Xander's ref sheet, which turned out to be rather unfortunate for him since she almost overshadowed the entire competition. A real Kobeni's Car moment.

[slasheru]

Datables reacting to gettin a text that's like "Omg look it's us *picture of some cute animals cuddling*"??

TATE: Have you ever heard a man choke and melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West simultaneously before? Well, you're about to. Repeat to break Tate like a broken record player (positive). If he tries to text back he's doing his best but it's like, screenshots from Buffy of Willow defending Seth Green from vampires labeled "us"

LAILA: Might actually emit an honest-to-satan Squee noise. ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED. Will now start sending YOU adorable pics of animals cuddling, with watermarks, uncropped and boomer-level, but 100% sincerely because she thinks it's SO CUTE

SAWYER: Also delighted, non-zero chance you're ALSO getting a small infodump about whatever animals are in the meme. "That's so us!! :) you're my little koala! <33 did you know that koalas actually don't get any nutrition from eucalyptus leaves?...."

HEX: Makes a HUGE EXCITED SQUEALING FUSS. Absolute "Awwwww!!! Aaaaaah!!!" :D. Has assumed that you somehow encountered the animals IRL and is disappointed he cannot pet them. You're gonna have to talk him down from adopting a mongoose or a ferret or something after this

JUNO: Smirks, then five minutes later you get a photo of those isopods eating Doritos/those goth-punk budgies cuddling/a goat with a dead bird in its mouth with a text message that just says "US"

[justafriendofxanders]

do you like Xander/Andrew? (if you do I have a really specific idea I love and fuck it lets share: one of those AU’s where your soulmates name appears on you one letter at a time over your life. Anyway Xander’s letters say ‘A’ and then ‘An’. It’s only on the day of his wedding he gets his third letter. ‘And’. So turns out Anya ISNT his soulmate and he does his whole canon running away breakdown thing)

Anon I am HONORED to be the person you think of when you think of Xander/Andrew. I hope to bear my title as the number one defender of mediocre Buffy men (affectionate) with the same humility and grace I've conducted myself with thus far. Unfortunately this is not my ship, but I like that it seems very in-character for Xander's (and Andrew's) love life to unfold in a dramedy of errors. I assume this also involves an absolute fucking crisis on Xander's part in s1 when Angel shows up.

[titsthedamnseason]

when you really think about it, it’s insane that none of the like us kids are in therapy. every single one of them needs it.

[spadefish]

A human hound who was personally raised and trained by the prince of Helena and his sheriff. Viciously loyal to his prince to the point of self-detriment. Harbours a particular resentment towards the Brujah.

[kazumahashimoto]

well we found the xander character of the season

[bloomfish]

Be prepared for a fair amount of Buffy analysis since I'm rewatching (I'll tag this 'btvs thoughts' if anyone wants to blacklist) and it's simply that few other Medias have ever had such a grip on my brain and to me is Most Analysable Series of all time. I have so many thoughts about it, so many intense mixed feelings about it, and for all its flaws (which honestly make it MORE worth thinking about imo. It's like a toxic relationship lol the highs are so high and the lows are so low) I just think there's nothing else like it. Even other whedon shows, firefly is good and I love it but not nearly as much, which tbh just proves to me that Joss Demon wasn't really the sole driving force behind Buffy's unmatched brilliance although obviously he was a major factor. anyway. Truly the most intense love-hate relationship I will ever experience

[only-one-brain-cell]

Xander: I’m not enjoying this

Giles: me either so finsh already

Xander: I don’t get your crazy system

Giles: my crazy- you mean the alphabet???????? Ok Xander let’s sit down shall we A is for apple and B is for bee now can you draw the letter A for me?

[haunted-xander]

Kirby doodles bc ive been watching failboat kirby videos as background noise for months 👍

[aro-ortega]

villain names

vanya: heartbreak

milo: power

sasja: terror

chuck: the challenger

xander: force

teddy: dionysus

josef: arbiter

[bluekidchaos]

very mad that buffy gen just went welp guess i'll have to kill anya with no considering of trying to get her some help??? when like willow keeps getting addicted to magic and do bad things they do everything to help her

[honeydots]

Hey what do you think Lasnigo's lipstick color is. For when he's performing. Stage lights really wash you out, you know

ur speaking my LANGUAGE woocy im thinking a pretty rose, or maybe salmon if he's going for a more natural look... i have a mini hc that (mostly in modern aus) inigo used to wear a clear or light pink lipgloss as a teen so i think he might look nice in something shiny too........!!

[numberoneanika]

happy late birthday (i hate his jacket so much)

uhh learned it was his bday yesterday but forgot to draw him so here you go. 30 minute doodle it is not going to be good

[oveliagirlhaditright]

Gosh. In the novelization of "Teacher's Pet" in "The Xander Years Vol. 1" Buffy is already thinking how nice Angel looks when he smiles, when she manages to get a few out of him, and that he should do so more. And it's too pure. Too pure!

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