you have to be actually joking can nick robertson catch a BREAK
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
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when all else failed, they went back to mobius and he made them understand, he made them see. when they knew nothing anymore, they went back to the person who keeps them anchor. when everything is wrong and hard, they go back to mobius. always.
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the people who sent me hate for not liking joe are making posts about not liking joe the people who sent me hate for not liking joe are making posts about not liking joe the people who sent me hate for not liking joe are making posts about not liking joe THE PEOPLE WHO SENT ME HATE FOR NOT LIKING JOE ARE MAKING POSTS ABOUT NOT LIKING JOE !!!!!!!!!
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oh my god off anon is so embarrassing but congrats babygirl!!! a milestone!!! My guilty pleasure is like... a spit kink n i gotta request DC as the fandom <3 I honestly do not know what song I would fuck someone to but I have exes by tate mcrae on loop rn so maybe that for a concept 🤔 but idk if I had to choose I would fuck to oh my god by gidle. That song just screams sensual sex... congrats again bby!!
you know who would love spitting in your mouth cressie? none other than mr. dick grayson himself.
c'mon, he already can't get enough of himself as is, so when you ask him to spit on your tongue, he gets hard like a light switch. he doesn't even wanna fuck you yet, because he knows he'll get too lost in the feeling of you. dick will finger you while he lets a big fat glob of spit fall from his to yours, etching your face in his memory as he does so. he makes sure to remind you of the slut you are, to ask something so vulgar of him afterwards, maybe will help clean his spit up on you with his own tongue <3
xi’s 1k event!
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excuse me....? i went to save ulder ravengard, and so i went to switch our gale with wyll bc i thought he should be there, but when i picked up wyll, ulder just....... spawned??? and triggered the scene where they reconnect??? im sorry what the actual fuck is that
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"SWEARING TW!!!!" you're 13 WHAT
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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I think ripping my uterus out with my bare hands would hurt less overall than the pain I am experiencing right now
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