#oh my god disney's Bolt...

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Ooooh the Thing ask ABSOLUTELY reinforces the idea that if ANYTHING happens to a dog in a movie, Roxy is in tears. You have to pull up and article or behind the scenes stuff just to show her they're okay and it's all acting. Poor baby loves her pup brethren :((

Hsjxhdib I mean... She'd know it's just fiction... But also if anything happens to the doggos the behind the scenes dog stuff is a big comfort. She's pretending she's fine and she's not devastated the doggo got hurt but Chica is already putting some silly behind the scenes clips of the dog getting stuck in the door with a set piece or something lmao

Anyone that watches movies with her is very familiar with the 'does the dog die' websites and other such sites so they can check if it's Roxy Safe. They don't tell her they do this cause she's dead set on pretending it doesn't effect her at all even when she's literally sat there crying over it (she's trying very hard not to but she's failing miserably)

She and Monty will never admit to being scared of scary things ever. They will take this to their graves despite the fact everyone knows because they're terrible liars that can't hide their emotions for shit. For Roxy, this includes anything bad ever happening to a dog on screen.

They used to get teased a little for this, but it has long since been learned that if you poke them just right, they'll be determined to prove they can handle it and the next thing they know they're quietly freaking out clinging to their arm like this is the end of them. Now it's been deemed off limits in an effort to prevent them from putting themselves through it... But for some fucking reason they seem to think this rule doesn't apply to them. Idiots have been found hiding together in the most bizarre places because they were freaked out by a movie and they swear they heard something from over there you gotta believe them the killer is in there you can't go in oh god oh no fucking RUN-

But yeah... Don't watch a movie like I dunno Marley and Me with Roxy cause she will never ever be over it. Ever.

EDIT: YOU SAID REINFORCES WHOOPS

Yeah you're so right!! She sees that transformation and every single thing that happens to a dog in a movie afterwards hits so much harder. Sees a dog in a movie for a while after and immediately grills everyone present about what they're watching she is NOT doing this shit again lmao

[thejakeslayla]

jake’s reaction to fem!reader watching disney movies with sunoo

╰─▸❝ jake's reaction to you spending time with other member ❞

pairing idol!jake x fem!reader ୨୧ genre angst at beginning, fluff ୨୧ warnings none ୨୧ no beta!!

jake just finished his promotions for tiffanyandco, now getting back from photo-shoot. headphones on his head playing songs from a playlist you both made. his busy schedule made him miss you even more. he was the clingy type and you both were aware of that.

he was late again, you patiently waited for him in enhypen's dorm, as you promised. while he was in the car, completely forgetting the hour you both agreed to, he tapped his fingers to the beat, thinking about you.

at the same time, you tapped your foot, the patience slowly disappearing.

"y/n?" you heard a soft voice behind you. you quickly raised yourself from the sofa, now turning around. "is he late again?"

sunoo's voice was warm and soft, as if it healed your pain that the overthinking about jake forgetting about your little home date caused.

"it's alright, sunoo. he's busy, i understand that. you all have busy schedules these days" you smiled at him, trying to stay positive, but it was like the boy saw through you.

he was now looked at what you prepared, a bowl of popcorn on the table, a movie that was already on tv; paused and a lot of blankets.

"you wanna watch one movie together? until he gets back, of course. i wont interrupt your guys date" he suggested and you nodded.

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

"no way you didn't watch bolt! it's such a good movie" you yelled, when sunoo scrolled through available movies.

"okay, okay. if it's that good, let's watch it."

it was at least ten minutes in the movie when you both heard the front door opening. you and sunoo; too occupied, didn't notice jake entering the living room.

god, was it painful to see you with other guy watching some movie? munching on popcorn you clearly made for your date? you almost in sunoo's arms?

yes.

but jake hid it well.

he had a bad, tiring day. the only thing that motivated him through it was this date with you. he was disappointed, but couldn't help blaming himself. it was his fault he had this type of job, wasn't it? he signed loud enough for you to notice.

the way he stood definitely showed how tired he was. as his girlfriend, of course you noticed the look on his face. a few seconds later you jumped out of your seat and rushed towards him.

as your arms wrapped around his body, jake couldn't help but smile. his mood improving, but he still felt bad for being late, as this was why you had to watch movies with someone else. when he hugged you, he felt like he was finally home. you were his home.

his head rested on the top of your head and you giggled quietly.

"i missed you" you said, your voice muffled as your face was buried in jake's chest.

sunoo saw how you both "reunited" and quickly left the room, letting you enjoy each others company.

"i missed you too, my princess" he spoke softly, his voice piercing through your heart, making it so warm.

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

you were now sat down, jake's arm around your waist as he kept you close. the movie was still paused, as you both decided to talk first.

"how was your day?" you finally asked.

"tiring, as always" he signed. "but it's okay. i'm with you now." jake kissed your forehead.

"sorry i was late again, sweet thing" his voice suddenly became sad.

"oh, jakey.. it's okay" you looked up, now making eye contact with him. "i'll always wait for you, okay? no need to worry"

you slowly moved your hands, now caressing his cheek with your thumb. "sunoo offered me to wait for you with him, so i did. i kinda thought you forgot."

he dramatically signed. "me? your wonderful boyfriend? forget about you?"

"y/n, my love, my princess.." he smiled again. "this. this exact moment helped me to push through the whole day. no matter what i did today you were on my mind, i couldn't wait to get home and have you in my arms"

his words made you shy, you giggled again. you hid your face in his chest again, wrapping your hands around him.

"you're so adorable" he laughed, while holding you tightly.

. . . . . -ˋˏ ✎ author's note! i was kinda confused with this rq, hope it was good and met your expectations!

requests: open © 2023 — all rights reserved to user thejakeslayla, please do not steal, plagiarise or translate any of my work !

[fictionalmenaremytype]

SEASON FINALE BABY LETS GOOO!!!!!

(Percy jackson ep 8 spoilers)

I'm just gonna start by saying if Disney doesn't renue this for a second season they are stupid and will have missed out on a harry Potter level phenomenon.

- LUKE MONOLOGUE HOLYSHIT ITS GIVING GOOD KID REPRISE

- HE IS KIND OF TERRIFYING IN THAT SWORD SCENE THO

- Ares' cackle. I love him .

- Ares just threw him like hulk did loki

- annabeth having to hold Grover back is so important to me because he's wanting to help percy but Annabeth knows this fight is to the death and any interruption would just get Grover killed.

- Annabeth also knowing he needs to prove himself as the son of poseidon and discover who he is.

- "let's kick the son of poseidon into a puddle right near the sea" I now understand why Athena is battle strategy and Ares is just war.

- THAT TSUNAMI JUST PARTING FOR PERCT US ICONIC AND HE JUST RUNS AND SWOOPS AND CUTS ARES

- my only critique is that Percy never does any movements to show its his power (which ik this is accurate to the books) but it comes off a little like he's just calling on Poseidon to do stuff. I wished they had some sort of indicator that it was Percy like maybe a slight movement or having the water pull back from the puddle he fell in and into the sea.

- I did think the fight was a little quick tbh but it still worked.

- the way I screamed "close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes!" When he was about to show his true form.

- woooh Hades helm

- The cabin looks fuckung terrifying rn

- I haven't seen the end of credit scene yet but I'm predicting it's going to be Sally with Gabe's statue.

- Alecto just wanted to get tho boss his hat back!

- "please" "good luck on Olympus" I thought she was going to be nice but noooo she's still a bitch.

- Annabeth trying to stop Percy from going because they're friends now and she's worried for his safety. I love Leah she is AMAZING.

- "I'm done running from monsters" THAT LINE OMG THE WRITERS ROOM ATEEEE

- THE NECKLACE?? THE MUSIC?? "You're gonna need all the luck you can get." Is so sweet and so patronising she is perfect. Leah is Annabeth Chase she has cyclops powers and just embodies her!

- "how sure are we you couldn't explain everything in an email?" So relatable Grover so relatable.

- "I'm here to see Zeus." Lightning bolt on the table " I don't have an appointment"

- THIS SHOWS ART DEPARTMENT HOLY SHITT OLYMPUS IS STUNNING WTF

- it is so so obvious when you know abt Luke that yes trying to recruit Percy to his side.

- LUKE REALLY JUST SET ANNABETH UP TO BE THE TRAITOR THERE WHAT!

- can someone build this olympus on minecraft please I want to exploreee.

- zeus (rip Lance Reddick we miss you) just waiting on his throne is terrifying.

- The thrown room being in a thunder cloud has so much messaging behind it! It is pathetic fallacy at its finest.

- Zeus is scary. I don't like it. Literal goosebumps rn.

- "your family is a mess" you tell him Percy. Be his therapist

- WHEN HE TRIED TO STRIKE PERCY OH MY GOD POSEIDON SURRENDERING

- "your forbidden son who should've never been born" "the same as your thalia" Poseidon learnt some sass I see.

- THE GREEK IS INGENIOUS.

- "make sure I never see this one again." Well I hate to break it to you sir but you will...a lot

- "obedience doesn't come naturally to you does it?" "No...sir." "the sea does not like to be retrained." CAUSE THE SEA DOESNT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINEDDDDD

- Percy not immediately knowing Greek is such a slept upon lart of the books because they have lessons in it.

- Poseidons smile about Sally.

- "Ares is a moron." The only thing Poseidon and Athena agree on.

- Aww they finally had father son time. Its so emotional and beautiful and its made me emotional.

- the line of applause and I'm just looking for Travis and Connor.

- The hugging is a thing.

- "an accusation against clarisse." "Without proof" annabeth has a feeling!

- honestly adding Clarisse as a traitor and using that to get Percy and Luke alone makes more sense to me given that they know someone at camp stole the bolt.

- I think now is the time to say how Charlie is amazing for Luke he's so sinister when he wants to be l.

- luke making him go through the Prophecy before he reveals and percy slowly realising why Omg chills.

- the red lighting on Luke highlighting his scar.

- luke looking like he's about to cry

- "I didn't think you'd give them to Grover." "I'm here to recruit" AH

- BACKBITER CAN OPEN PORTALS NOW THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF OVER POWERED !!!!!

- LUKE AND PERCY FIGHT LUKE AND OERCY FIGHT.

- Is that a silhouette in the background???

- " I met your dad" THE ANGER OMG

- the fight with Ares being short is made up for by this fight. Under the fireworks? In the woods? It's stunning!!!!

- PERCYS APOLOGY OMG I FELT SO BAD FOR HIM HES SCARED AND CONFUSED AND STILL TRYING TO SEE THE BEST IN LUKE.

- YES ANNABETH. THROWING HER DAGGER AT LUKE?!? I HOPE THAT KNIFE BECAUSE PART OF ANNABETHS CHARACTER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. I KNEW I SAW A SILHOUTTE

- " Annabeth?" " I heard everything" I KNEW SHE HAD HER SUSPICIONS

- " He can be very very persuasive" "I'm very very stubborn"

- MR D LOVE HIM

- "Percy? That's your name?"

- I was half expecting Dionysus to do an Oprah and say " you get out and you get out"

- Annabeth saying goodbye to Thalia is so sweet

- " and then sone place called Disney World?" She's never seen a movie she's going to be so confused. "Which kind of sounds like water land but with less trying to kill you" Yeah.

- the way he smiles at her is so cute.

- "wait did I read that wrong. What am I walking into. Is there something you're supposed to do there?" "Just be a kid"

- aww Grovers searcher licence is a flower

- "but no ones ever thought to check the seas!" Nice set up Disney I see you.

- "we meet back here next year." Well you will eventually.

- THE GROUP HUG (if we get up to season 5 I expect editors to make edits of them hugging at 16 to them hugging at 12)

- The cabin and Sally <3

- "what happened?" "It's a long story."

- WHAT JUST HAPPNED OMG ANOTHET DREAM OMG KRONOS I DONT LIKE THIS HES TOO CLOSE OMG GO AWAY DONT INVITE HIM IN HES LIKE A VAMPIRE. HES SCARY SCARY SCARY.

- "no kidding kiddo it's time to wake up." So cute.

- "grandpa." "Don't call him that."

- "Don't forget to tell your mom how much you love her today." "Kronos Lord of the titans said that?" The lying and secrets has begun

- NO GABE WOOH

- THE ENDING MONOLOGUE

- HOW MUCH DID WALKER SCOVELL GROW OVER FILMING HES SO TALL NEXT TO SALLY AND THE DOOR FRAME.

- Sally divorcing gabe is much much better than her just turning him to stone because it gives the message that she now recognises her son can look after himself and now she doesn't have to protect him anymore.

- GABE ASKING THE LAWYER HOW TO PICK A LOCK IS SO FUNNY

- I really like how it's his own hate for percy and everything percy has that gets him killed rather than straight up homicide. It really sets the idea that people like that will find their own downfall (which is ironic bc this trope is commonly used in ancient Greek tragedies)

season one of percy jackson is stunning. It's a masterpiece even with the changes and whilst there was definitely some timing issues and the cut to black became annoying, it was very, very good. If it is renewed for another season, it has a lot of potential, and I will be very excited to see how they adapt The Sea of Monsters for screen.

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

Finale!! Let’s go!! (Gonna write as I watch)

1)The scene with Luke was so cute but also a little creepy. What was up with that?? Also!! The initial narration of episode 1 is Percy quoting Luke?!?! My heart, I love them so much 🥺

2)Omg!! The fight was good af! Did... did Walker's eyes change color???? Not Ares trying to kill them with his " true form" as a last resort, sore loser.

3) mom??? Bro, you just saw her statue in the Underworld.... holy shit!!! Mrs. Dodds!!! The helm looks cool af ngl. Percy is so cool, like damn. Oh, yeah, the deadline passed, which means Poseidon & Zeus are definitely at war!!! That's what started WW2?!?! Gods being petty bitches... damn... He's done running from monsters 😭 (I love the implication that Zeus is a monster. You're right and you should say it.) Annabeth gave him her necklace 😭😭😭, that's so cute. An email, Grover 😂😂

4) That's one way to get Zeus's attention, damn. Just dropped the bolt in front if the doorman 😂😂. What do mortals see when they see the bolt??

5) Olympus looks cool af!! Oh, Luke & Percy again! Annabeth is terrified of spiders! Things that are small and scary get squished. Oh Luke is in his big brother mentor era!! Love to see it!

6) the council room!! The thrones look cool af, I can't wait to see all of the God's sitting on it! Oh, I have no idea how they're going to replace the actor, he is perfect as Zeus!! Yes!! Read him to filth Percy!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poseidon surrended for Percy 😭😭😭😭, I'm- Oh, Toby Stephens always eat. Omg!!! They're speaking Greek!! Is it Greek Greek or ancient Greek. Does anyone speak ancient Greek. Everyone?? What are Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, and Demeter??? 😭

7) Percy and Poseidon!! Omg! Patrus 😭😭. Poseidon's smile about Sally... Bro... Ares is a moron 😂😂 (they've done the family vibe of the Olympians so well! 😂). Answer the question, Poseidon!!! Do you dream about her!?!?!

8) I wonder if thet planted that tree specifically to be Thalia's tree or if they just found a cool tree they liked lol. They hugged!! Holy shit, Clarisse is still here??? What is happening?!?!?

9) Luke being a responsible leader! We stan!! Annabeth being all cool, I see her!

10) fireworks! So cool!! The mommy issues in Luke are through the roof. Wait does Luke look like he's crying?? Wait what??? What do you mean she didn't???? Wait what?!?! Wtf. Luke?!?! No. LUKE SAY SOMEGHING! NOT THAT!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! HOLY SHIT. IM CRYING. NO.

Oh, he's making some good points. This are some valid points. Episode 1 Percy would be eating this up ngl. I mean, not to be a bitch, but like... Luke sounds like those girls that have been groomed... all like "he loves me! He's gonna take care of me!" Like... are you sure???

Are they trying their best Percy?? Are they really?? I'm not an expert, but maybe don't mention his dad to the kid you know has daddy issues, if you don't want him to kill you, just a thought. I kinda of want Percy to say he's and go apeshit on the Gods ngl. He apologized for hurting Luke 😭😭😭. Wait, what??? Annabeth!! No!! 😭😭😭 she heard everything, Luke's face, my heart 😭😭😭 I was not ready for all of this emotion

11) Armed escort lol. He doesn't want you dead, he wants you next to him. Very persuasive... sounds manipulative to me.... Mr D! He's funny af. I'm 90% sure it's Peter😂. I don't think so 😂. Kicking them all out, I can't, bro...

12) Annabeth is going to see her dad?!?! Omg her hair looks so cute!! Her talking to Thalia's tree is cute. Her dad is taking her to Disney world 😭😭. Percy telling her to be a kid 😭😭😭 Grover is gonna search for Pan!! Percy is gonna help him search the seas!! (The next one is called sea of monsters right?? Maybe that's the "main quest"???) The hug!!! 😭

13) I hadn't realized it earlier, the beach is Montauk!! Where his mom went missing! It's the beach house they came to. She's here!!!! Look at her!!!! 😭😭 hugging her baby boy 😭😭wait what??? No, Sally!! Where are you?!?! Wait, is that kronos?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Is he sassying time itself?!?!!?! Bro.... 😭😂😭😂😂 what does he mean?!?!?! What?!?!

14) Sally!!!!!! She's here!!! The fact that he's only just starting 7th grade is wild... he's baby. Percy calling Kronos grandpa, I can't 😂😂. Sally is done with Percy's shit , I can't. "Kronos, Lord of the Titans, said that?" I love her 😂

15) blue pancakes?? They look good af ngl. It's a storm!! Poseidon is also there for Percy's first day of school 🥺. Didn't percy have a step-dad?? The asshole one? What happened to him??

16) oh, there he is. What an asshole. Sally changed the locks 😂. Good for her!! What a dick. Wait.. is that.... is that Medusa??? Omg! Holy shit!! That's hilarious!! 😂😂 good riddance!!!

I have no words. I need a new season now!!! This was by far my new favorite episode!! I love this so much!!! I'm heart broken. I need more!!!

[ooppo]

I used to watch the movie Bolt so much as a kid that I can verbally play the movie back scene by scene and let me tell you it's fucking great to just tell someone the entire screenplay of Bolt as a form of torture. I used to finish the movie as a kid, and then replay it from the very start to watch the whole movie all over again and I would legit do this a minimum of three times a day to the point of my mom hiding the DVD because she couldn't stand the repetition anymore. But that didn't stop me because I would just sit there in silence and play the whole movie in my head to entertain myself. So that being said now it's almost become a form of a coping mechanism and unfortunately it has integrated into my being as to where whenever I am in a Situation I Don't Want To Be In my mind automatically starts playing the movie in my head. The Disney pictures opening scene comes alive, a single shooting star dancing in an arc above the castle. The camera pans into a pet shop where Bolt is in a pen. He is a special dog, different from the rest. He plays with his stuffed carrot. Then enters Penny, instantly enamored by the dog. They form an instant bond and finally Penny puts on a collar that says 'BOLT' on it-

Uh-huh...? O-oh god...please.No I don't have a wife or kids!!!! No!!!! No!!! I haven't even fucked nasty yet!! I've only fucked clinically!!!

Oh. We're on our way to be executed...? Well, I know just the thing to pass the time. Let me pick up where I left off...

[FIVE YEARS LATER]

An intense opening scene plays in contrast to the heart warming scene. We see Penny on the screen now, but older.

[Penny] Hello...?

[Penny's 'Dad'] We don't have much time [out of breath]

[Penny] Dad??

[Penny's Dad] Work is holding me back, sweat heart. I'm going to be late for a while... You can't come home (Out of breath, panicked)

A shadow looms behind him before panning back to Penny and bolt sitting outside on a bench,

[booksanddarkchocolate]

Here we go, episode 7 live reactions:

- WE’RE STARTING WITH CRUSTYS

- Why is Percy alone?

- This was the only trap I genuinely believed they were gonna fall for now, but I guess not

- It would be weird if they did fall for it now I guess so I don’t mind

- He is looking Crusty ngl

- Oh the secret passage is here interesting

- This guy is seriously scary lol

- He gives Willy Wonka vibes lol

- This is the first time I really noticed how much they had to tone it down for Disney

- THE RED BALL FOR CERBERUS

- Leah is amazing

- That was such a sad flashback :(

- Where did Grover go

- Annabeth just petting Cerberus 🥹

- They definitely didn’t have time to negotiate with Charon regarding how many things they have to fit in this episode but I’m kinda sad about it

- Grover is not panicked enough for losing that pearl, the way I’d have a huuuuuge panic attack 😂

- Baby Percy thinking Sally just doesn’t want to homeschool him while she just can’t homeschool him and have an income 😭

- The lost souls are scary 😟

- Would Hazel look like this as well?

- WHAT IF THEY WERE TALKING TO HAZEL THAT’D BE SO FUNNY BUT ACTUALLY SAD

- Now they’re making Annabeth look like the traitor but not wanting to be one 😭

- What is she actually regretting tho? Letting Percy send Medusa’s head to the gods? It must be more right?

- Oh good thinking Percy

- THE LIGHTNING BOLT

- Slay Grover

- Sally is gorgeous 😍

- “I would never do this to you” IM CRYING

- I feel so bad for Percy and Sally 😭

- Oh I love Hades

- Why is she just a gold statue like a decor 😂

- “WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK THAT HADES IS THE BAD GUY, maybe it’s the decor” - Hades in tlt musical

- I love Hades sm 😂

- Did they mention Kronos this early in the books? It does make sense they do it in the show already

- Hades getting real uncomfortable about his dad lol

- HOLD FAST 😭

- Wait can Sally make it rain

- HOLD UP IS THAT POSEIDON

- THAT IS POSEIDON

- WHAT

- I liked it better when Poseidon was an absentee dad that just simped for Sally occasionally, yes sometimes I do just want 2 dimensional characters 😂

- I’m so excited for the season finale

I know my take on Poseidon is wild and I’m not 100% on board with it, but at least if they make the gods ‘redeemable’ make Athena ‘redeemable’ as well (redeemable being said very lightly lol)

[pastelwitchling]

Yikes 😕 I haven't started watching Percy Jackson yet but if it's all that bad maybe we won't bother. I had hopes it would be good with Rick's involvement but it seems not!

No, please, do not misunderstand me. I've mentioned in previous thought posts that while it does have a lot of flaws, the show is still great. The episodes have their moments and the main cast, Percy especially, really make the show worth watching.

I think the problem though is that Rick Riordan's always been so open about hating the movies and how little they had to do with the books that now this almost feels like a... spite project, you know? Like he's so determined on not doing anything the movies did, not acknowledging the good in them, and on creating a truthful adaptation that he doesn't seem to realize that just because something works in a book, it doesn't mean it works on a visual platform.

The movies understood this, and so they explained everything in simple ways that were easy to grasp and only told you what you needed to know in that moment. But oh, the movies are evil incarnate, so we can't do anything they did, we have nothing to learn from them at all. The show doesn't do that. It lays out alllll of this information that you really don't need to know, and in very (sorry) confusing and kind of boring ways. I maintain that if I didn't already know the story from the movies and books, I don't think I would have understood why Zeus and Poseidon were going to war, why Zeus would think Percy stole the bolt. They just kind of mumbled their way through it. I love Rick Riordan, but having a bunch of characters come together and talk for several pages doesn't work the same way in a show.

I say all of this stuff not to ward anyone off the show, I love it, it's the highlight of my week, but because nobody else on tumblr is. Hell, there's maybe one person on IG I've seen talk about this stuff, and nobody else. Also, it's to prepare anyone who hasn't seen it. It's not as bright as the books or movies, it's not really as funny, it's not as fast-paced, and this might be the biggest thing to prepare for, and it might get me a lot of hate, but... the gods don't have as much presence. They're kind of treated like random people, to be honest. The books' tone changed whenever a god was around, the movies depicted them as powerful beings of a whole other world, but this one... they show up, they say a few things, the demigods don't act like they're talking to gods, and we don't see anything of their powers. (I despise Disney acting like cheapskates, like, you guys have the budget to add a little magic fire here and there.)

I realize this descended into more of another rant, but my point stands, I just talk about this stuff because no one else does. It's a great show, I just think it missed the mark on quite a few of the big things, but if you're looking for an ultimately good time, I think you'll find it.

[look-mom-percys-on-the-tv]

Ep 5 reactions

spoilers beneath the cut for s1e5 and minor spoilers for most of the books, but I censored the traitor's name. mostly positive tone.

ANNABETH SAW THE FUCKING FATES

"Im the last one to realize this aren't I" A LITTLE BIT

I love Percy admitting there he was really ONLY in it for Sally. Poseidon does ONE good thing and all of a sudden it's "wait I think the conspiracy to start war betten the gods is... important?" SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MEET REASONABLE PARENTING EXPECTATIONS? A certain god could be taking notes, specifically the patent of [REDACTED]

go off Percy with the emotional intelligence. A for effort

and an A PLUS to Annabeth for the sharing important info and being vulnerable.

I see that coat covering the bike seat. there's human skin on that thing, isn't there?

LIVING the portrayal of Ares as man-baby who starts twitter fights. average maturity level of anyone who likes war.

"there's no fear in you, is there?" STAWPPP

THEY KEPT THE MANHUNT PLOT🎉🎉🎉🎉 also the Gabe is Gabe-ing. Manipulate mansplain manwhore on the most literal level. except disney probably cut the womanizer bit.

the whole "Im immature as shit but my threats are real, I hold all the cards" THE GOD OF WAR IS GODOFWAR-ING

"can I walk them to the door" IS HE GONNA RUN FOR IT? they're really letting Grover miss out on this quest, huh? I mean I guess it makes sense. PLUS it means more Grover-exclusive scenes! MY BOYY

that's a lie. there HAVE to be corny movie nights at camp, right?

ALSO botl movie date, anyone?👀👀👀👀

is that? a JOKE I HEAR??? poking fun at Percy? a little. Genuine? ALSO TRUE. If you told me that "amusing" line was Liften from the book and I've just forgotten about it all five million times I read it, I WOULD BELIEVE YOU

Annabeth who complimented Circe's loom when Percy got cursed🤝 Annabeth who complimented Hepheastus when Percy got trapped

the way she says push before telling him what it is😭😭😭

WE'VE MET BEFORE. I'M 24. A FAN!? GROVER WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT

songs about feelings that was PERSONAL

*insert Coach Hedge talking about nature*

Annabeth asking what Ares need the kids for if he wants the bolt/thinks their quest means nothing🤝 Grover gaslight girlbossing : doing detective work under Percy's nose

OOOH good detail with Percy being caught up with all the "3000 year-old goss" because HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM hi sally i fuckign love u

"don't even try to tell me not to be weird about this" we love an honest queen. While I kinda miss book Annabeth being a bit stompy and whiny at this part, I do think that the show version suits its own characterization of Annabeth, saying whatever she thinks needs to be said.

this whole show, I've been able to see everything. episode five DO NOT be the one to let me down! PLEASE!

THE SONG omg i wasnt expecting that. miraculous movie flashbacks fr.

W CONVO. DOUBLEYOU CONVO. nothing to add. perfection.

Also. don't shoot but the song choice unironically fits Hephaestus's story.

SWIMMING

is that a giant gold naked statue of Hera? to taunt them for cheating on him? hypocrite.

"they like to ignore what doesn't fit their narrative" [REDACTED] APOLOGISTS TAKE NOTES.

also, SMOOTH AF

okay there's no way Annabeth doesn't know that story. there's ONE way to take a god's power and she doesn't know it? at least let them tell it in tandem! a little "Yeah I recognize the chair, what of it?" THEN let the touchy-feely boy present the bargain. AT LEAST.

SHE'S NOT LEAVING WITHOUT HIM

"do you need some help?" "FUCK OFF" that's Annabeth

in the one hand, I am not a fan of depriving Annabeth of her super wisdom hero moment. on the other hand, placing responsibility to fix things on the perpetrators instead of those kids from Season ONE queen shit, and showing people can change. slay, but PLEASE let Annabeth do some more puzzle shit!

THE SHIELD LOOKS SO BIG IN HER HANDS

THESE FUCKIGN TWELMVE YEAR OLDS

OH so [REDACTED] and Ares conspired to make sure the trio never makes it there, not just using the magic things that activate at a certain place, but also by DIRECTING THEM TO THE TIME FREEZE ON PURPOSE

TO SUMMON WHAT

that interaction. SO THEM

YOU KNOW WHO WHATTED THE WHAT

[oh-look-another]

spoilers for pjo tv ep 8

luke’s betrayal ashkshlslajsak

annabeth was there?? she was watching the entire time?? like this is even more heartbreaking bc in the books someone told her, she got to know it second-hand but here?? her watching as the boy she had come to treat as her older brother betraying her best friend?? can’t even begin to imagine how she was feeling

we didn’t get the scorpion scene :(

backbiter can make portals!!

clarisse still looks so pretty <3

’wait your name is percy?’ mr d. what 😭

percy calling kronos ‘grandpa’!! please make this a thing in the rest of the seasons i need to see them having a serious discussion about how to defeat kronos and some mortal walking past and overhearing a bunch of teenagers plotting to kill their grandfather

the fight!! the water rising slowly behind percy and the giant wave!! u can see the tide receding and then slowly building up pressure it’s so cool!! (totally wasn’t playing son of poseidon in the background)

alecto!!

shoutout to mr d. for basically kicking out the campers who weren’t gonna stay for the rest of the term (‘the cleaning harpies will eat anyone who remains!!’)

frederick chase bringing annabeth to disney world!

idk is it just me or is hades’ helm kinda ugly (it’s probably me i do not have an eye for fashion or anything)

the betrayal again!! luke looked like he was on the verge of tears but he was trying to keep it together for percy he genuinely believes kronos is a better option he wants percy to join him he doesn’t want to hurt him

percy accidentally slicing luke and immediately apologising because he doesn’t see luke as the enemy yet, he still sees luke as his mentor, his friend; meanwhile luke lunging at percy almost immediately after getting sliced?? the parallels??

zeus raising the master bolt to strike percy?? and poseidon steeping in to save him??

’i surrender have your victory but spare my son’ (uh might not be totally accurate) oh my gods ughhhhh

sally divorcing gabe!! you go queen!!

the guy on the phone talking about law school loans haha yeah i feel you buddy

gabe trying to open the door then asking if the guy on the phone if he knows how to pick a lock.

him tearing open a package that was. clearly. not meant for him.

but him immediately turning to stone haha u deserve it gabe

imagine ur last words being ‘wow that’s gross’

luke betraying percy at the same spot he trained him at less than two weeks ago (wow was it that short)

percy bringing riptide with him to school

[blades-fan]

Watched Percy Jackson on Disney Plus. I'm new to the series so I don't know anything about it. Here are some thoughts I had about it.

Do not give me spoilers.

Sally said that just because someone looks like a hero doesn’t mean they are and just because someone looks like a monster doesn’t mean they are while looking at a statue of Medusa.I found out that Medusa was cursed (turned into the snake monster) by Athena for “allowing” herself to be raped.

Also, if you know anything about Greek Mythology the gods do some horrible things. Hades kidnaps Persephone and tricks her into eating fruit so she’ll be forced to stay with her and everyone I know says he’s the nicest or one of the nicest gods.

Percy getting expelled for ‘retaliating’ is so true to real life. Teachers and principles only see you stand up to bullies they never see the bullies bullying you.

I don’t like Sally. She should’ve told her son the truth years ago. I also don’t like the guy Sally is dating. I don’t know why she stays with him. I also can't remember his name.

The show says monsters are hidden from the human world by the mist, but Sally is able to see the Minotaur. And she knew about Mrs. Dobbs. I’m suspicious about that.

Percy’s only friend is a goat that’s twice his age. Is there a reason Grover who is 24 looks like a 12 year old? Do satrys age slower than human and demigod children?

Did Dionysius get kicked from Mt. Olympus or something? Why is he working as a camp counselor he clearly seems to hate it there and he has no interest in the children.

So there’s 12 cabins. 1 cabin for each of the god or goddesses children. Hermes’s cabin is for both his kids and unclaimed children. I have several thoughts on this. 1 I’m curious as to how people know for fact that someone is a demigod if their parent doesn’t claim them. Couldn’t they be half something else? 2 Percy is sleeping in the floor of the cabin. They can’t even bring a bunk bed in for him to sleep on. 3 As we see later on Poseidon’s cabin is completely empty because Poseidon is not allowed to have demigod children anymore so why didn’t they move the unclaimed children to his cabin?

So the gods don't have to claim their children ok. Please imagine one of the goddesses giving birth then claiming the child isn't hers.

Artemis: Not my kid.

Zeus: I just saw you give birth to him.

Artemis: Oh really? Do you want to talk about all of your illegitimate kids then?

Zeus: .....

Artemis: That's what I thought.

Of course the kid from Hermès the messenger god is the one to tell Percy how camp works and everything.

The 3 top gods made pact to not have anymore mortal children. And of course Zeus breaks this when he creates Thalia. Of course it would be Zeus to break this pact. Also I’m betting the reason Poseidon couldn’t claim Percy or be a father to him was because he was breaking the pact as well and he didn’t want Percy to get killed, but since the lightning bolt is gone he needs Percy to prove his innocence.

Clarisse says that if she maims Percy she’ll lose dessert privileges this camp is way too tame with bullies. And since Clarisse is so certain she won’t be punished any further that implies a camper maimed or killed another camper.

So Hades took Sally huh? Well Hades has been known to kidnap women (cough Persephone cough) Did he do this out of the goodness of his heart? To spite his brothers? To gain another lover? Who knows.

After the fountain incident and the bathroom incident everyone including Percy is shocked to discover that his dad is Poseidon.

[erasermist]

My thoughts as I watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 1 on Disney+

Episode by episode random thoughts below, but overall I loved it. The actors are really good at what they do and I love who they chose as Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Luke, Clarisse… etc.. all of them were fun to watch.

Yeah I was disappointed with the ways many of the scenes were done, but I also don’t think an exact copy of the book would have been relevant now. It’s definitely been adjusted to suit the time period and just because they were changed doesn’t automatically make them all bad changes.

Episode 1:

They’ve definitely made some changes which is obvious. They always do. But I love Walker as Percy. He does such a good job. “Okay… Why?” Was hilarious.

Somehow they made Sally even more amazing and her “death” even more sad. Though it’s an interesting change to make Sally do a lot of what Book Percy did in that fight.

Episode 2:

Luke and Percy’s relationship is making what’s coming even worse! The pat on Percy’s shoulder when leave Hephaestus’ cabin 😢 they are really showing how close Luke made himself to Percy.

Percy’s sass! Him during the waiting time of capture the flag was perfect

I kinda wish they had kneeled when he was claimed but meh I’m still good with this.

“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”

Episode 3:

“Oh geez. You seem busy. I’ll come back.” Poor Percy facing the Oracle

Medusa’s place brings up a lot of deep questions. I kinda like the way they took this. Bringing attention to the actual horrifying truth that is the gods’ cruel punishments is something I appreciate.

The conversation they have after everything is done was a nice touch. Letting us see them actually talk things out and see the bond slowly forming is amazing.

Episode 4:

The moment Percy changes places with Annabeth was perfectly done. Loved it!

Athena “my child embarrassed me so she can die for all I care” vs Poseidon “like hell I’m letting my son die and if that means I make a water tornado to snatch him from the air then I will”

Episode 5:

I love the popping their heads up from behind the concrete when talking to Ares.

Making it modern like Ares starting a fight on Twitter is so cool in a way. Making them “relevant” to the modern world is such an interesting take. I’m looking forward to seeing if they do it with the others too.

“Push down a flight of stairs” is very suspicious. That’s exactly what Percy said when choosing Annabeth.

😂😂Percy is completely on top of this entire park being a creepy ghost place lol though the music break was great

Grover showing off his genius with his flattery of Ares!

Hephaestus changing his mind was good but Annabeth standing up to him (and her mother) was better!!

Grover worked out who stole the bolt?!?!? This would be different than the books, but I’m still willing to see where they go with it.

Though also a thought… we are definitely getting a lot more of the gods than the books gave us. Never saw Hephaestus and it seems like we are gonna see Hermes next episode.

Episode 6:

Oh. They were wrong about who did it. That’s good at least. Figuring it out so early would not have been a good choice.

Annabeth stealing from the god of thieves 😭 even if he let her do it, for those couple of minutes it was hilarious

Santa Monica was more heartbreaking than I thought. Show Percy was really expecting his dad. But the fact he was actually there is something

THEY WERE LATE!! Wow what a change!

4 pearls!!

Episode 7:

The lack of the Crusty fight is actually disappointing honestly

No DOA Recording… I loved that one. Dead on Arrival was just clever. And no pay raise conversation 😢

“Only suckers wait in line” showing your New York City there Percy

Oh no. Now we are down to 3 pearls. Show universe is really out here making Poseidon a better father by actually caring. First he was actually waiting to see Percy and then he gives 4 pearls.

Annabeth isn’t with them anymore 🤔 I don’t like that.

“Sanctuary” for just a second I was impressed with Hades then he explained then I realized it was incredibly pragmatic of him.

Wow. I hold no animosity to show Poseidon like I do Book Poseidon. The immediate answer to Sally… Wow!

I hadn’t really realized I had animosity to book Sally but Show Sally actually did her best to prepare Percy for the world where Book Sally just ignored it.

Woo! Let’s go Ares fight!

Episode 8:

And so begins Percy’s absolute hate against Ares that even transcends a goddess erasing his memories.

Ares didn’t curse Percy though…

Yo… Poseidon surrenders for Percy

And Show Zeus is better than Book Zeus at least for now. He’s at least willing to entertain the idea of Kronos rising.

Oh Luke… I was right… this was worse than the book

“I didn’t think you’d give them to Grover” that is the most heartbreaking line

The mouthing off to Kronos is awesome. Love it “Are you kidding me” he says 😂

And sadly, but also thankfully, no getting rid of Gabe through Medusa’s head by Sally (though still got him lol). Seems like they made him not as abusive on screen as the books showed him to be.

[ghostkingdoesstuff]

(fashionably late to the party with no fries) episode 7...the one with all the haste

Crusty, the mattress man, done and dealt with before the title card as intended. Forgot him, and Percy were brothers.

Handing Grover a sqeeky toy calms his anxiety and serves as a lovely audio que

Was not ready for Sally and Young Percy flashbacks the first time and never will be any time going forward. Cry every time Sally Jackson.

Chearon, my favorite underpaid underworld attendant.

The underworld is beautiful and terrifying in all the right ways. A foggy abbisal cavern covered in sand.

Cerburus howling in the distance of Asphodel hit an ASMR point in my brain

The maugh of Tartarus as Grover's being dragged by the hooves. THAT HOLE IS A DUDE - not the best way to say it...ACTUALLY YES THE PRIMORDIAL DEITY TARTARUS WHO'S PYSICAL EMBODIMENT IS THE LOWEST DARKEST PIT OF HADES SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!

The master bolt actually looks like a cool magical weapon crafted for the gods rather than the Disney Chanel wand we had in the movie. Ironic.

Percy Jackson, you better make good on the promise you don't know what this woman's doing for you.

Hades palace is a place I'd like to read while wearing corduroy pants and button-up cardigan while occasionally looking wistfully out into the myst.

Hades, giving cool uncle vibest. Man just misses his wife and wants his helmet back.

Sally Jackson makes a call to Poseidon, and he picks up instantly. Also, Poseidon likes milkshake.

ARIES BATTLE NEXT WEEK WOOOOO

The final episode next week, 12 years old battling Gods, a visit to Mount olympus, and ooo are those fireworks? Oh baby, i'm not to be held accountable for the things i say next week. All will be revealed... Tuesday! Woo

[hotchfiles]

OH MY GOD LARI

I saw the post you reblogged about Lilo and Stitch and I got hit by a revelation like a bolt of lightning!!

David Kawena is the best man in any Disney movie (That's not the revelation, we've BEEN knowing that)

But he was ALWAYS my fav since I first watched this!

He asks Nani out, but understands that she doesn't have time to date and her main priority is Lilo.

When social workers say they might take Lilo away, David goes to cheer them up by taking them out surfing.

David goes to help Nani get a job so that she can prove to the social worker that she's stable enough to keep Lilo.

He saves Lilo and then Stitch too from drowning in the ocean.

He puts up with all the insane, weird stuff that goes on in their lives! He takes it in stride and he is always so patient and understanding with Nani! He never pushes her to start dating because he knows things are too hectic in her life and just waits for her to decide when the moment is right.

All this to say, this man was the BLUEPRINT for Will mfing LaMontagne Jr.!!!!

I THINK THIS IS WHY I LOVE WILL SM. HE'S LITERALLY DAVID IN A NEW ORLEANS FONT!!!

THE MOMENT YOU SAID "UNDERSTANDS NANI DOESNT HAVE THE TIME TO DATE"

I IMMEDIATLY GASPED AND WENT OH MY GOOOOOOOD WILL !!!!!! WILLLLLLLLL CODEDDDDDDD

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I've asked so many things today I hope I'm not bothering you, but one more! (Twas my bday yestersay. Treat myself!)

Do you think Kakashi had supportive, loving family when he was a mortal in GOS? I kept pictuing a couple simular to ones in the Hercules Disney movie. People who tried for a child for years, maybe decades, and were finally blessed with him as their baby.

You mentioned there were plenty of off things about him. Like needing the feel of water on his face or always staying away from the river. Do you think his parents helped support him through all of it. Like maybe when they watered the crops, they always made sure, even in a 30 year drought, to sprinkle some over Kakashi as they worked on the fields. Or he would have intense dreams of thunder, or maybe a terrifying battle where he got so hurt- and when distressed, they would always bundle him up as a child and read him a new book until he calmed down.

Just Kakashi with absolutely, loving, adoring, devoted parents that Sakumo may even come to meet once he finds his son, and seeing their love for him is another reason he is so adamant that Kakashi deserves to live this beautiful life!

Also was Kakashi born cis, or trans? Just love the idea of hin being born how he wanted, but equally love the idea of sassy toddler Kakashi being all "I WANNA BE A BOY!" And the family taking a trip to see the Iruka library/ shrine/ school and saying "see that Kakashi? That god wanted to be a boy too and absolutely was one! So of course you're a boy if that's what you want!"

Just...loving, beautiful, supportive mortal parents who wanted the best for their son, who decided to name him Kakashi because on the night he was conceived, they swear they saw one of the biggest bolts of lightning scorch the farm! It destroyed one of their wheat towers!!! Perhaps he was a gift to them ;w;

(Also known as where Kakashi hit the earth when he "died")

Oh yes! I love the idea of Kakashi having loving, sweet parents who wanted him so badly and feel blessed to have him.

A mother who playfully water’s his head one day when he’s a baby (just a light bit of water) and watches him light up with joy. He smiles so big she can’t help but do it again, and that’s how the tradition ‘water my plants and my son’ began.

A father who is pulled into Kakashi’s bedroom ever night before bed and handed ten diffrent books Kakashi wants to read before he will happily fall asleep.

Adult Kakashi taking care of all the work on the farm because his parents are aging and have done a lot of damage to their bodies over the years.

Parents who watch their son fall in love with that eccentric, happy go lucky boy and start planning the wedding because they know it’s coming.

Sakumo watching as his son cooks dinner for his parents and they exude such love and warmth for the son that he lost. Hearing their whispered thanks to the god for the son they were finally gifted with.

His mortal father teaching him how to climb because he see’s Kakashi wanting to climb as high as he can and he’d rather see him do it safely.

They stand at the front of the wedding when Kakashi and Gai finally marry and gift Kakashi the home they raised him in, although they still have to build their own home. Kakashi and Gai surprise them by building another home on the land, big enough for two and very comfortable, where they can live happily for the rest of their lives.

I’d say Kakashi is still born trans and gets to choose his gender and tell his parents who he is, and he really loves the fables of the god of storms and his transition from female to male.

Kakashi’s parents joking sometimes that Kakashi is the god of storms incarnate, but they never actually mean it. They just find it so fitting that their son would have a birthmark over his left eye, and although they’re sad to find out he’s blind in that eye they’re happy that he is healthy in every other way.

[lacontroller1991]

KWF Day 6: Rick Flag x F!Reader

Main Master List KWF Master List

Warnings: Blood, Rick is mortally injured, BUT HE'S FUCKING ALIVE, language

Word Count: 558

Day 6: Cock Warming / "I've got a pulse." / Candles

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After the dust settles, there isn't much on the streets except rubble, dead bodies, and random starfish, but you pay no mind to any of that. No. Your attention is on the large frame underneath the rubble, a yellow - now red - shirt making the body easily identifiable as to who lays beneath the stone.

You pay no heed to Cleo’s attempt to stop you as you bolt towards the body, dropping to your knees at  his side. “Rick,” you whisper softly, taking a hold of his cold hand before dropping your head to his chest, tears wracking through your body. “This can’t be real,” but despite your denial of the subject, his unmoving chest proves you otherwise.

“Come on, love. Let him go,” DuBois tries to pull you away but you refuse.

“No! I made a promise! I’m not gonna let him go!” You sob, your hand clutching his large one tightly as Harley sinks to his other side, extending two pale fingers to his bloody neck, only for her eyes to widen. “Uh, (Y/N)?”

Your eyes rise from his pale face, missing the way his chest rises slightly. “Yeah?”

“I’ve got a pulse,” she comments as you shove her hand to the side and place two fingers onto his neck until you feel a very faint pulse.

“Holy fuck,” you murmur to yourself and place your head on his chest, hearing the ‘lub dub’ of his heart followed by a coarse gasp of air as Rick shoots up in a coughing fit, knocking you back. “Oh my God, Rick,” you wrap your arms around his shoulders while your hands rub his back, not caring that you’re getting dirty with blood and dirt. “I thought you were dead,” your hands clutch onto his shirt as you bury your head in his neck as Rick wheezes.

“Feel like it,” he comments sarcastically despite his pain as a helicopter with medics come rushing to his aid. They fall to their knees and place a stretcher by Rick’s side, four of them easily hoisting the 6 foot soldier onto the cot before placing a mask over his nose while you watch in fear, desperately wanting to take a place by his side and hold his hand all the way home. Seeming to notice your state, one of the medics moves to stand in front of you.

“Would you like to come with? We have an evac team on the way for everybody else, but with the Colonel, he’s gonna need all the moral support he can get,” the medic extends his hand as you spare one last glance to your team who nod their head in solidarity, letting you know that they are going to be ok.

“Ok, yeah. I’ll go,” the medic nods his head and urges you onto the helicopter as you take a seat by Rick’s stretcher, his hand reaching out for yours while the other hand reaches up and removes his mask.

“I see you kept your promise,” he struggles with his words as you bring his hand up to your lips, kissing the bruised knuckles gently. 

“I never break my promises, you know that,” Rick smiles in reply, placing his mask back on as his eyes begin to shut from exhaustion. “Just get some rest, Ricky. I’ll be here when you wake up. I promise.”

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[boltlightning]

i…i finally made a global tag for all my creations on tumblr.corn. it’s #*boltedit. and i forgot that disney did indeed make a movie called bolt. there’s a non-zero chance someone following that tag is gonna be so confused as to why some asshole just flooded the boltedit tag with low-quality psych posts that are over 10 years old. i fucked up so bad

edit: changed it to #*userbolt but i should've done #userclown for forgetting the rammys bro. oh my god im so sorry