#oh mybgod

[ervans]

i’ve been playing ac odyssey nonstop the past 2 days and oh my fuckinv god i want kassandra to **** ** **** *** ***** ***** * *** *****

:)

[senstrike]

[abbyslev]

our knees touched and she didn’t move her knee

[lonfetti]

IM FUCKING BLEEDING.

[mazojo]

NO BECAUSE IF NOT TRAGIC ROMCOM 200K WORDS SLOW BURN (FLUFF) (ANGST) WHY ALL THAT AND MORE

[arsene-fixates]

WAHHAWAOOOWWW!!!!!!!!

I WILL TAKE THAT. AS CANON FOR NOW.

[vzajemnik]

nooooooo i got my stupid fucking period in the end and now everything hurts so bad and im gonna throw up so bad

[baffledapple]

I just realized that they have made Bowser at least moderately competent, which is the exact opposite of Bowser in all the rpgs lmao. And people OTHER than kamek are competent too this shit is wild

[girlsonic]

i love when ppl put tikal in their fan works post-adventure but honestly outside of knowing a few things abt her pal chaos and the emerald i don’t think she knows anything more than other characters do . i think she is just chilling all the time she’s one of those characters i Need to imagine having days out and tea parties

[pekodayz]

U-uh, yeah. Jeez, be a little less - ugh, okay, yeah. Yeah, I get all nervous cause look at you! You're amazing, okay? Make me so happy, just seein' you...

f-for real???? osomatsu….ugh…you’re making my head spin….shut up…yo..you’re being for real. ok whatever i don’t hate you. idiot shut up..

[enbeemagical]

hey so i meant to send you this ask several days ago but would you like to scream about the dragon prince to me? i won't understand what you're talking about but i'll be very happy to listen!

HI YES THAMK

warning to anyone who cares, spoilers for season 4 under the cut

OKAY SO IDK HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOHT THE PLOT BHT RAYLA GOT THE COJNS BACK SHE HAS HER PARENTS BACM RUNAANS GONAN BE SK HAPPY RUTHARI GONNA HAPPEN AGAJN

Ibis turned jnto birbs

SOREN PULLED A HICCUP HADDOCK

PLEASE KM GOONG TO CRY

pajamas soren wears pajammies under his armor

PAJAMAS

Terry is trans, Theo, he says it o n s c r e e n

also he makes TRANS FLOWERS

Terry is the second green haired trans elf in a fantasy adventure I know about is this a trend

CLAUDIA MY BBY SHE GOT SO MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE BETTER GET A REDEMPTION OR I'LL

literally does this or does this not look like sparkly Gollum

(his name is Sir Sparklepuff)

Claudia literally was living with her dad's dead body for two years she is Not Okay

THE BAKER INVENTED CHOCOLATE AND HE CALLS IT BROWN SLUDGE

OITERALLY EVERYTJINGBIM SCRAIGNGMSLDKAOFFGDIDJFJT

[osaemu]

just realized the new title is from a frozen 2 song but im too lazy to scour my spotify for something better

[dawnleaf37]

NO.................................

[hootbon]

I giggle everytime I see freakshow!Kinger, he looks like a fucked up bug and it's perfect in every way possible. Lab grown homunculus looking ass

LAB GROWN HOMUNCULUS??

That made me cackle oh mybgod I’m taking that

[tinogiehd]

oh mybgod

[arsene-fixates]

My story for Gordon and Rose

okay another heads up, I only got to the climax of the story and there might be more to be revealed about the two of them, BUT this is the story I’ve made up with the existing information I have on hand

ITS LIKE A ‘they could be really profound if their relationship was like this’ sort of ramble. I was feeling so light headed at the thought of their relationship.

ALSO I got a bit excited typing this so there’s a section that’s almost all in caps AND THIS POST IS PRETTY LENGHTY TOO

spoilers under the cut as usual ^_^

Talking about Gordon again, a character I’ve talked about last week on a different topic (essentially it is his villain arc)

One of the the first things you learn about him is that other than being a descendant of a founder, he had also ran away from home with a lover that he was going to marry, Rose. And he eventually comes back because she had disappeared into the mist. He speaks of her as the sweetest girl and he mopes over her disappearance for Quite A Long time, which was foreshadowing to how he is a very emotional person

Later down the road as we’re going through her things I think? We find out that Rose had practiced using the crossbow and when he found out he was quite shocked about it like he didn’t know what to think of it, he never knew that side of her

Then as the shadows (crime organisation) pop up, there’s a lot of in the middle stuff but then the old leader got thrown off and a new person came in its place, and me, informant and a couple other people were speculating that she was a woman (informant stated that he caught the scent of rose and iron in the office when he was sneaking in)

Bunch more down the road, we’ve been seeing a lot of rose symbols around and informant tells me of how it reminds him of a castle he came across when he was young and it was a castle in ruins belonging to a family that was once wealthy

The family wanted to gain control over the city, and tried to as well but failed multiple times. They hated people in power and eventually fell into ruin. Following that, it’s descendants joined the shadows and they use the symbol of a rose on their weapons in which btw, was found on rose’s items and on her crossbow

I SHOULD HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS ALREADY BUT LOL I WAS A BIT SLOW

Then we find out more about who rose was as a person, and she was someone who was very adventurous and would do anything to get her way, and there wasn’t necessarily any gossip about her, but people were wary of her which I think is well enough to assume there were at least a few things about her being said around the city. Like she once stole a dancer’s costume to get into a play (which was where she met Gordon) because she was someone who was poor, and she also had some strange fascination with a group that evaded the law a lot

She was someone who disliked nobility, and yet, she was getting engaged to Gordon which I Find Is So Fascinating I will explain to you what I think their relationship was like later

anyways suddenly we see fire and a fight breaking out between Gordon and the leader of the shadows, he had been stung by wasps which paralyses him and we find him tied to a tree, with the leader pointing their gun right at him, and informant shoots something at the leader to make them miss their aim

And AND GORDON SAYS THIS

And Holy Shit. He talks about how rose and everyone in the city has turned against him and then more chaos ensues, and both of them part ways with rose escaping and Gordon going somewhere else

And oh my god. Let me tell you. What I think their relationship was like with all this information at hand BECAUSE IT COULD BE SO NUANCED

BECAUSE IMAGINE IF THEIR LOVE WAS ALL ONE SIDED, HE WAS ABSOLUTELY TAKEN BY HER BUT SHE JUST DECIDED TO ROPE HIM ALONG IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WAS AN EMOTIONAL PERSON AT HEART, SHE COULD EASILY LURE HIM AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY SO THAT HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FULFIL HIS DUTIES AS THE HEIR TO THE FAMILY AND SHE COULD USE HIM FOR HIS WEALTH AT THE SAME TIME

SO ITS LIKE FULFILING HER HATRED FOR THE NOBLE (their family not being able to prosper properly) AND LIVING WELL OFF (living off the money) BUT THEN SHE DECIDED TO DISAPPEAR (yearning for power and greatness and thus joining the shadows) WHICH SHE THOUGHT WAS OK BECAUSE AGAIN, HE WAS A VERY EMOTIONAL PERSON AND THUS KNEW THAT HE WOULD MOPE OVER HER DISAPPEARANCE FOR A LONG TIME.

AND BRINGING THIS SCREENSHOT BACK, “Love’s schemes will pave the way to power” IT LIKE (GESTURING AROUND) SHE COULD HAVE BEEN BETTING ON HIM SPARING HER BECAUSE SHE THINKS HES STILL IN LOVE WITH HER, it could imply that their relationship was all just one big trick Ouhh.

BUT IT ESSENTIALLY DOMINO EFFECTED BECAUSE WHEN HE CAME BACK HE DECIDED TO FOCUS ON OTHER THINGS EG. CITY’S AFFAIRS AND GOING BACK IN TOUCH WITH HIS ROOTS TO THE FOUNDER BECAUSE HE FELT PATHETIC OVER MOPING OVER HER TOO LONG AND LEADING TO HIM AND HIS VILLAIN ARC SOMETHING SOMETHING HIS EMOTIONS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM CAUSING ALL OF THESE THINGS TO HAPPEN AND GETTING OUTCASTDED BY EVERYONE BECAUSE OF HIS MORALS

AND LIKE.. THE FACT THAT HE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT HER CROSSBOW THING, GIVES THIS IMPLICATION THAT HE WAS GULLIBLE, TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE THRALLS OF LOVE THAT HE WAS IN DENIAL OF ALL THE THINGS THAT WERE BEING SAID ABOUT HER. I imagine he would come to her defense when bad things were being said about her and like I imagine she would on one hand like it because finally for once she has someone on her side but hate it because she’d felt like she was being patronised by him since it’s said she was someone who wanted to be heroic

And and like with the “I knew your hand would falter” line OK I AM. GOING ON A BIT OF A STRETCH BUT I IMAGINE HE SAID THAT FOR 2 REASONS FIRST AS A NEGATIVE JAB AT HER BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT ABOUT HER PRACTICING THE CROSSBOW AFTER HER DISAPPEARANCE AND BECAUSE HE FOUND IT FOREIGN, like in a “rose would never do this” sort of way, it diminished his opinion of her

and second. I like to think he said that with the sliver of hope that she loved him. Even though he said that she turned her back on him

I feel like he would grasp at a small bit of hope. EVEN THOUGH IN MY HEAD. THEIR RELATIONSHIP WS MORE ONE SIDDED IF ANYTHING

I feel like she would have shot him on the spot if it weren’t for informant causing her to miss it