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elliesguitarstrings · 4 years

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Just Friends

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Pairing: Tom Holland x Actress!Reader

Summary: You and Tom haven’t seen each other since filming Uncharted, and you decide to surprise him at his Jimmy Kimmel interview. Although you’ve always been “just friends,” you can’t help but think there’s something more.

A/N: Hey y’all sorry it’s been a few days since I last posted, I’ve just been super stressed with school and stuff, but I actually really like this fic and I hope you guys like it too!

Warnings: Language, fluff, angst if you squint

WC: 2.4k

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It’s been months since you and Tom last saw each other in person.

While filming Uncharted, the two of you had become extremely close, hanging out in each other’s trailers and spending all of your free time together. In such a short period, you had become best friends, but neither of you could deny the spark of something more. Unfortunately, the two of you never got to explore that spark because of the short time limit. After wrapping, you and Tom went your separate ways, him to Atlanta to film Spiderman 3, and you back to your hometown for a well-deserved break.

That doesn’t mean you two haven’t stayed in contact though. You and Tom have texted and facetimed almost every day since you parted ways, or as much as his busy filming schedule allows. Throughout this time, however, you never seemed to discuss the obvious love connection between you two. Without actually speaking about it, you both seemed to agree that that conversation would be better to have in person.

This bring us to today, where Tom is backstage at Jimmy Kimmel, anxiously waiting for his interview segment of the show. He picks up his phone and decides to text you before he goes on to settle his nerves, wishing you were here to comfort him in person.

T: Are you watching the show yet?

Y: yep I already have my tv turned to abc! are you going on soon?

T: Yeah, I’m so nervous though

Y: why? you’ve been on the show before and you’re like amazing at interviews

T: Idk, Jimmy just said “be ready for a surprise” and he looked really suspicious so I’m scared

T: I just hope they don’t bring like Jennifer Aniston out or something because I would totally freeze and make a fool out of myself

Y: lmao that would be kinda funny tho, but I’m sure you have nothing to worry about

T: Okay we’ll see haha

T: Gtg I’m on in 10, I’ll facetime you after I’m done!

Y: kk, good luck tommy :)

T: Ahh thank you!!

What Tom doesn’t know is that you are ten times more nervous than him. While he’s under the impression that you’re sitting on your living room couch watching the show, you are actually in the dressing room down the hall from him.

Last month, when Tom told you he was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel to promote Cherry, you had the idea to surprise him. You emailed Jimmy not expecting a response, but to your surprise, he actually emailed you back and loved your idea.

So, here you are, waiting backstage and shaking with anticipation to surprise Tom. To be completely honest, you’re even more nervous now that you know Tom is expecting some big star like Jennifer Aniston, who you know has always been his biggest celebrity crush. But nonetheless, you shake off the nerves as best as you can, just hoping everything goes well.

“Please welcome our first guest… Tom Holland everyone!” you hear Jimmy’s voice over the speaker in your dressing room.

Now that Tom is on stage, you can safely leave the room without him seeing you, and you head to the side stage, waiting for your cue.

Tom and Jimmy talk about Cherry for a few minutes, and you can’t help but admire him. His voice, his face, his outfit, everything about him is just perfect. And even better, he’s here in person, closer than he’s been to you in a long time. It takes every ounce of self-control in you to stop yourself from running onstage and hugging him now. ‘Only a minute longer,’ you tell yourself.

“So, other than Cherry, what other upcoming projects are you working on?” Jimmy inquires onstage.

Almost there…

“Well, as most of you know,” Tom addresses the audience, “I’m filming Spiderman 3 right now, which has been going brilliantly. It’s definitely going to be the best one of all the Spiderman movies I’ve done. And I just wrapped on a film called Uncharted a few months ago in Berlin, which was so much fun.”

“Ooh, Uncharted, tell us more about that!"

“Yeah, well it’s based on the video game, and I play the main character, Nathan Drake, who’s on a quest throughout the film. It’s a lot like Spiderman in a way, with all the stunts and stuff, and I think it’s going to turn out great, I can’t wait to see it finished.”

“That sounds like a lot of fun! And if I’m not mistaken, you seem to have met a certain Y/N Y/L/N while filming?”

“Oh, Y/N, yeah, she’s great,” he starts to gush, and you immediately smile, “we became friends super fast, and I miss her so much. I wish she could be here right now, but she’s watching from home actually, so hey Y/N!” he looks directly at the camera and waves, as if he’s waving to you through the screen.

That’s your cue. You tiptoe onstage behind Tom, trying your best to shush the immediate gasps from the audience.

“Well Tom,” Jimmy smiles, “I think your wish may have come true.”

“Huh?” Tom looks around, confused, until his eyes land on you, and he completely freezes.

“Hey Tom,” you smile.

“Y/N! Holy shit! You’re here, you’re actually here!” he exclaims, not caring that he just cursed on live TV.

Tom immediately springs off the couch and sprints to you, arms outstretched. As soon as he reaches you, he picks you up in a tight hug and spins you around, both of you laughing. He sets you down, but still keeps you in a tight embrace, not pulling away until neither of you can breathe. He steps backwards to take you in, still trying to fathom that you’re actually here, with him, after all this time.

“Y/N, wha-, how? I thought you were at your house!” Tom can barely form a sentence, smiling wider than ever and completely out of breath.

“Eh, my house was boring. I thought it would be more fun here with you,” you smile.

He pulls you in again, whispering, “I missed you so fucking much.”

“You have no idea,” you whisper back, resting your forehead on his.

The two of you lock eyes, and for a moment, it’s like you are the only two people in the world. You both start to lean in, lips almost touching, when Jimmy interjects.

“Alright, you two, while that was very sweet, we do still have the rest of the show to get through, so why don’t you come sit down,” Jimmy laughs, bringing you and Tom back to reality.

“Right, of course,” Tom responds, trying his best to keep cool in front of the audience.

Tom ushers you to the couch, keeping one hand on the small of your back as he follows you. He keeps his arm around you when you sit, staying as close to you as possible without raising any more suspicions from the audience.

“So, you two, huh?” Jimmy smirks.

“What? Oh, no, Jimmy, we- we’re just friends,” you laugh trying your best to hide the obvious blush on your cheeks.

“I don’t know, that seemed like a little more than just friend behavior to me over there,”

“What do you expect, I haven’t seen her in half a year!” Tom exclaims, saving you from more embarrassment.

“Okay, okay, fine. Just friends,” he turns to the camera and winks, earning laughs from the audience.

“Anyways Y/N, we already talked about Tom, so tell us about you! How was your experience filming Uncharted?” thankfully, Jimmy moves on.

“Well, up until this point I had only really done small indie films, so it was definitely a major change. But Tom was so nice in helping me and it actually turned out to be such an amazing experience, probably the most fun I’ve ever had filming a movie…”

You go on for a few more minutes, talking to Jimmy about your role in Uncharted and your career in general, exchanging small glances with Tom, who just sat back and listened, completely entranced by you.

“Alright, well thank you so much for coming Y/N, it was great to have you! I’m afraid I have to keep Tom for a few more minutes for our next segment, but you’ll have him all to yourself soon enough,” Jimmy smiles.

You laugh, “Thank you so much for having me Jimmy, it was such a pleasure!”

You stand up and hug both Jimmy and Tom, giving Tom a small peck on the cheek before you walk offstage, waving to the audience as you leave.

You smile all the way back to your dressing room, completely overjoyed that you were successful in surprising Tom. As soon as you sat down on the small couch, not even two minutes after you walked offstage, your phone starts blowing up with notifications.

You see that your best friend texted you, so you check that first.

BFF: so you and tom huh? girl why didn’t you tell me?????

Y: what no???

Y: we’re just friends!!

BFF: that’s not what literally all of twitter thinks

Y: wdym? they don’t know anything

BFF: go check rn, i’m telling you they’re going batshit crazy over you two

You check Twitter and immediately see the fans already going crazy over you and Tom.

“just friends”????? bullshit did y’all see the way they almost KISSED?????

TOM AND Y/N I SHIP I SHIP I SHIP

did y’all see the way tom looked at y/n? he’s totally in love omg

UGH I’M SO JEALOUS AKSDHJSAHDSHD I WANT TO BE Y/N SO BAD

they’re so cute help omg

THE WAY Y/N FLEW OUT TO CALIFORNIA JUST TO SURPRISE TOM??? JUST FRIENDS MY ASS

Were you really being that obvious? You quickly call your friend, looking for some advice on what to do, and she picks up right away.

“Okay you were right, they’re going absolutely insane,” you start.

“I mean what do you expect y’all almost kissed on live tv!”

“Shut up.”

“Come onnnnn Y/N, I know you like him and he obviously likes you too so just talk to him! You already know that you two would be the cutest fucking couple ever. Plus you already have the approval of twitter what more could you need?”

You laugh, but you’re still hesitant.

“I don’t know, what if he doesn’t like me back?

“HE. ALMOST. KISSED. YOU. ON. LIVE. FUCKING. TELEVISON. I THINK HE LIKES YOU BACK BITCH!”

“Okay first of all we didn’t almost kiss, and second of all I don’t want to ruin our friendship. Plus how would I even tell him?”

“Okay YES YOU DID ALMOST KISS! And this isn’t middle school! Just tell him how you feel.”

“I’ll think about it.”

“Think about what?”

You whip around and see Tom standing at your dressing room door.

“Fuck I gotta call you back,” you whisper, quickly hanging up the phone.

You turn back to Tom, still standing in the doorway.

“How much of that did you hear?” you ask, blushing profusely.

“Um, all of it I think,” Tom looks down and you immediately start to freak out.

Tom, however, looks back up at you and smirks.

“So you like me huh?”

You stay silent for a moment, a billion thoughts running through your head. You contemplate denying it and staying just friends with Tom. But then you think back to what your best friend told you just a second ago.

“Just tell him how you feel.”

“Yeah Tom. I like you. And not as a friend. This isn’t really the way I intended on telling you, and I get if you don’t feel the same way, but the way I feel about you isn’t just platonic. There’s a connection between us that I felt since the day we met and I can’t help but think that you feel it too. And then today it just got, like, ten times stronger and I-“

Tom promptly cuts you off by cupping your jaw and placing his lips on yours, sending a rush throughout your entire body. His lips feel like heaven, moving ever so gently against yours, and again, it feels like you two are the only people on Earth. The kiss is warm and loving, and although it doesn’t last long, the moment has already been engraved in your mind for eternity.

He pulls back, looking into your eyes, making sure he hasn’t made a mistake, but you only stare back at him ten times more lovingly.

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.” he whispers.

“Me too,” you whisper back.

He takes your hands in his, “Y/N, I do feel that connection, and I want us to be more than just friends. I always have.”

As much as you are relieved that Tom feels the same way, you can’t help but worry.

“What about the distance? Are you sure we can handle that?”

“Of course we can,” Tom assures you, “I don’t care how far away we are from each other, I love you, and I’m never letting any amount of distance take that away.”

“But these past few months have been so hard without you, and we haven’t even been dating, I just- I don’t want to be apart from you anymore.”

“Then move in with me. Come to London and live with me!”

“Okay,” you grin.

“Wait, really?” Tom questions, taken aback.

“Yeah, why not? I mean, obviously we won’t be able to be together all the time because of our jobs, but it’ll be the closest thing.”

“Are you sure? That’s a big commitment to move that far.”

“I’m positive Tom. You’re my best friend, and now, I guess you’re my boyfriend,” you giggle, “I love you too, and I want to be with you, even if that means moving thousands of miles to London.”

Tom smiles, “You called me your boyfriend.”

“Shut up you dork, come here.”

You pull him in for another kiss, still feeling like you’re floating. Your lips once again move perfectly together, as if they’re made for each other. You’re completely consumed in him, and him in you, and in this moment, you know that he is the only one for you. In this moment, you know that you want to spend the rest of your life with him, and only him, and it’s the best feeling in the world.

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hetacon · 4 years

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Prom Queen: Chapter 4

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Word Count: 1,800

Pairings: Endgame Prinxiety, Platonic LAMP, more could be included at a later point

Warning: Swearing, small food mention, let me know if there’s anything I missed!

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Summary: “Hey Virgil, tell us about yourself, yeah?” one of the girls asked, the guy she was just talking with fixing his gaze on to Virgil too.

(Make sure to read all the way to the end if you want my thoughts so far! Let me know if you want to be added to the taglist for this story, my art, or writing! Enjoy the chapter!)

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Virgil started to spend more time with the popular kids after they got back to school, something he never thought would be happening. They were gossipy and didn’t really appeal to Virgil as overall people but Roman was their friend so he started to get to know them for the sake of his best friend. He didn’t even really know them honestly, they almost never talked about themselves or their interests or anything in terms of personal information, the conversations almost consistently focused on the drama going around the school that day. There was something new every time they went over. For a solid month, he and Roman would go chat for a minute or two before going off to find Patton and Logan.

That was actually what they were just doing that day when one of Roman’s friends got Virgil’s attention.

“Hey Virgil, tell us about yourself, yeah?” one of the girls asked, the guy she was just talking with fixing his gaze on to Virgil too.

Virgil looked over to Madison if he remembered correctly, trying to hide most of his shock at the fact that she even addressed him. Not many of Roman’s friends acknowledged him much when they would go over but Virgil guessed they’d taken some interest in him. He had been coming over with Roman for quite a good while now, it figures they’d notice his presence at some point. He had to respond quick though, this chance couldn’t go to waste. “Uh, ok, what do you want to know?”

“What kind of music do you listen to?” Well, an odd question to start off with.

Virgil shrugged a bit. “Eh, just what everyone else listens to, you know? Not really anything in particular. It’s not like I really look for songs to listen to by anyone specific.”

Roman nudged him with a snort. “Since when has this ever been the case? If there’s one thing I know about you, it’s that you’re emo through and through,” he said, a certain fondness to his look. Virgil bumped his shoulder with a laugh back, fixing him with a playful glare.

“And what if I can like things that you don’t expect of me, huh?” Virgil asked with a slight tease. Roman simply raised an eyebrow but shrugged, letting the argument go without much more of a struggle. Roman wasn’t wrong though, he still listened to everything that he had before, none of it had changed despite what he said. Definitely none of what people usually listened to. He was never one to follow trends with music or otherwise and Roman unfortunately knew that.

“Do you do anything interesting?” one of the people joining the conversation asked.

“Things here and there, not exactly much. School is a drag, takes up way too much of my time to actually let me focus on anything even remotely interesting,” Virgil said calmly, trying to look casual. He hoped it was working, he felt like a nervous wreck. With a few laughs and a “Fuck yeah it is!” he mustered up the courage to add in, “I draw if that counts for anything.”

“Oh yeah? Mind if we take a look?”

Virgil nodded and rummaged through his bag, finding a leather bound book. This one happened to be his more serious one, he had another that was far more personal stashed away. Only Roman, Patton, and Logan ever saw that one, and not even in its full entirety. The personal one had gotten a lot more use than the one currently in his hands. Virgil slid the book over the table and he watched as it was opened to a page of really messy scribbles in the shape of a distraught person’s face. He’d remembered drawing that one, he was in the middle of history sophomore year having a panic attack but was too nervous to ask to step outside.

“Woah, this is cool man,” Tyler said as he looked over it, others nodding in agreement. They proceeded to flip through the pages for a bit while they took turns asking him more questions.

With so much talk, Virgil noticed Roman jump up suddenly, tugging at Virgil’s sleeve frantically. “Pat and Specs!” he explained before packing up his things frantically. “So sorry guys, I need to talk to them before we have to go to class! I’ll catch up with you tomorrow!” he shouted out as he started speed walking, Virgil in tow. Virgil barely managed to collect up his stuff before he was at Roman’s side, seeing the slightest crease between Roman’s eyebrows. As relieved as Virgil was to be away from all of the questions and potential judgement, he noticed Roman was in a big rush. He couldn’t really place why.

“Hey, you uh.. You ok? What’s up?” Virgil asked, relieved as Roman slowed down a little as they turned a corner.

“I just want to get to Pat and Specs, they’re our friends you know?” Roman asked with a bit of an edge before sighing. “Sorry, I just didn’t expect you to uh.. Hit it off so much with them, I usually just say a quick hello really,” he explained.

“Really? You think so?” Virgil really hoped he was impressing the popular kids, they were Roman’s friends after all. If he was having luck with them, he wasn’t going to lose Roman that easily. He couldn’t possibly do that, not when he’d already put so much at risk.

“Yeah but anyone who doesn’t like you how you are is insane,” Roman said lowly. Virgil thought he saw Roman’s jaw clench for a second but he quickly looked ahead of them as Roman glanced over.

Virgil was tackled in a hug by Patton, causing him to smile as he hugged back. He didn’t smile for long though as the bell rang, causing Roman to sigh. He looked over, laughing a little awkwardly. “Ha, sorry Ro, didn’t mean to make us so late.”

Roman shrugged. “It’s ok, just means we’ll have to get here as soon as possible tomorrow!” With that, he and Logan started to talk as they headed to class together.

Virgil watched as Roman walked away from him and Patton and he frowned slightly before Patton was nudging his shoulder and nodding his head to the direction of their classes.

Virgil nodded back and started walking, burying his hands deep into his pockets. He really wished he had his usual hoodie to pull over his head and hide from the world. His bangs would have to do, giving him a good look at the sickeningly sweet pink he’d decided on a month prior. Who let him do that again?

“Hey, you ok?” Patton asked, silently offering Virgil a cookie. Snickerdoodle today, Virgil would’ve usually loved it.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” Virgil told him. “I’m not hungry, thanks though.”

Patton looked at him with a worried look for a second before sighing, taking a bite of the cookie himself. “Alright Virge, if you say so. Who knows, maybe some rest is all you need, make sure you go easy on yourself!”

Virgil agreed, looking ahead of them.

He went home that day and went through the motions in a haze, glad when he finally got out of his disgustingly bright outfit. He stared blankly at the wall when he got a text from Roman.

“Hey, sorry I was so tense where we left things off.. I promise you didn’t do anything, that was all me.”

“What was up with that?” Virgil texted back.

Roman’s response took a minute before it popped up on Virgil’s screen. “I don’t know, I just didn’t expect them to really take such an interest in you. They can be a bit... Stuffy. Like, all the time, I much prefer hanging out with you, Pat, and Specs.”

“I mean, they’re your friends right? They asked me questions, I answered.”

“Yeah, that’s true. Some of your answers surprised me though lol, you are truly a dark and stormy knight after all!”

“Hey, I’m allowed to expand my tastes, aren’t I? You got me into some of your dumb musicals after all.”

“They are not dumb, take that back you jerk!”

Virgil snorted, hugging his pillow to his chest as he typed out another message. “Oh yeah? Make me, you pompous thespian drama queen.”

“I just might!”

Before Virgil could respond, Roman shot him a quick text reading “Shit, GTG, I need to run a few scenes before I sleep! Until tomorrow~!”

“Go chase your dreams of ‘professional make believe’ as Logan would say, night.”

As an afterthought, Virgil tacked on a red heart before blushing harshly, cursing into his hands. He really did that, no taking that one back now was there?

Either way, check in time. Roman was still his friend, they just had a normal conversation like two human beings ought to be able to have. While he seemed a little off-put by some of the changes Virgil was talking about, he didn’t seem to take it as a serious offense so a plus there. The clothes were horrible, Virgil still hated his hair, but he was doing this for Roman so he’d suck it up. Roman’s friends were starting to like him, they liked his art so that was good. Luckily they latched on to something he couldn’t lie about.

Just as Virgil was about to go to bed, another notification popped up on his phone, this time from an unknown number. Virgil stared at it for moment, his brow furrowed. He opened it though and read it.

“Hey Virgil, this is Madison! Got ur number from Roman’s phone lol, hope u don’t mind sweetie!”

Well, he kind of did mind but putting that aside-

“Hi, did you need anything?”

“Not rn but I might! Just wanted to have ur number just in case. Anyways, I’m going to bed, see u tomorrow!”

Virgil nodded to himself before he got one more text.

“BTW loveeeee ur artwork, keep up the good work bby!”

This was certainly... Bizarre. He didn’t expect to ever have the number of a popular girl in his phone but he never knew high school would be this insane. He’d survive this though, for Roman if nothing else. And if not, he just might lose Roman forever and never be able to forget about it for as long as he lives! Ok, breathe Virgil, breathe...

Things would work out, Virgil was going to make sure they did or die trying. Nobody, Roman included, could think to stop him now.

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More Prom Queen content huh? Anyways hey hey hey guys! How’d you like the newest chapter?

To be honest, I’m not sure how to feel about this one. I feel like all of my writings sound like they’re in an echo chamber. Like as if the events are completely isolated and don’t fit into an expansive narrative and existence. I have no idea if that makes a bit of sense, it might just be my depression tbh? It’s been kicking my butt more than usual.

But Virgil is finally getting noticed by the popular kids, woohoo! This obviously can’t go wrong! We shall see what Virgil will be getting up to with time!

As always, feel free to leave comments or send me asks and whatnot if you want to talk with me about the story! I’d love to hear from you guys!

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babiekeiji · 4 years

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𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢’𝐬 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏)

This chatfic features Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Futakuchi, and the reader. There are no explicit romantic pairings involved!

warnings SWEARING, crackhead humor (i think) this might be long-ish

a/n hi everyone! this is part one of a collaborative fic i made with Ray @the-black-birb for Qee’s birthday <3 happy birthday qeeeeee we love love you so much!!

QeeDay Masterlist!

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

—♥️—

Sunday, 5:26 pm

akaashi created group [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi added applepi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy to [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi, applepi, and tetsubro are online!

akaashi: Have we decided on a venue?

applepi: didn’t we decide on a cat cafe..?

tetsubro: omg that was a joke

akaashi: The cat cafe doesn’t sound too bad.

applepi: ლ(´ڡ`ლ) cats...

akaashi: Where is Bokuto?

tetsubro: asleep

applepi: dying

akaashi: Okay.

akaashi: Kuroo, would you mind relaying the details of our party to Bokuto when he wakes up?

tetsubro: sure akaashi

akaashi: Thanks.

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Sunday, 11:38 pm

captain_daddy is online!

captain_daddy: HEY HEYY HEYYYY WHAT GOES ON

captain_daddy: oh …. everyone is asleep :(

captain_daddy: AW we’re going to a CAT CAFE!!!!!

captain_daddy: That’s gonna be so cute

captain_daddy: can i be the one to invite yn?!?!?!?!

captain_daddy: pleeeeaaaase (；´Д｀)

tetsubro is online!

tetsubro: how do you manage to hold a whole conversation by yourself?

captain_daddy: wdym

tetsubro: nvm...anyway

tetsubro: bro

captain_daddy: bro….

tetsubro: we have to invite yn to the cat cafe akaashi mentioned

captain_daddy: YES.

tetsubro: together.

captain_daddy: ://// it’s like u guys dont trust me or sum ting

tetsubro: BRO stop it's not like that

tetsubro: uh

tetsubro: since akaashi and kenma did the planning we have to do the inviting...like that

captain_daddy: OOOOOH

captain_daddy: TEAMWORK

tetsubro: … yea exactly we can’t let them down

captain_daddy: Okay!!!!!! leave it to me

tetsubro: no

tetsubro: wait

tetsubro: bo?????? hello??????

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Monday, 10:17 am

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: HEEYYYYY!!!!

waiyenn: HEY BO!! HOW ARE YOU!!

waiyenn: man i cant get over your user … what in the hell

captain_daddy: idk how to turn it back

waiyenn: ASK AKAASHI??????

captain_daddy: this not about him

waiyenn: ?????

captain_daddy: ANYWAY

captain_daddy: do u wanna

captain_daddy: go to a cat cafe with us!!!!!

waiyenn: sure !!!!!! of course !!!!!

waiyenn: cat cafes are the shit !!!!!!

waiyenn: will you pay for me !!!!

captain_daddy: YES!!!!! OKAY!!!!!

waiyenn: OKAY!!!!

captain_daddy: OKAY!!! THANK YOU!!!!

captain_daddy: akaashi’s going to be so happy that you said yes

captain_daddy: ok bye!!!!

waiyenn: bye !!!!!!

waiyenn: WAIT bokuto when are we going to the cat cafe????

waiyenn: …. bokuto??

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Monday, 7:53 pm

akaashi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: AKAASHI GUESS WHAT

akaashi: What is it, Bokuto?

tetsubro: bokuto i swear

tetsubro: it better NOT be what i’m thinking it is or we’re gunna have a problem bokuto!!!!!!!!

captain_daddy: what do you mean?? i think i did great

akaashi: Oh dear.

tetsubro: maaaan

tetsubro: (ーー;)

tetsubro: scratches head

captain_daddy: I invited yn to the cat cafe!!

tetsubro: MAAAAN WE WERE GUNNA DO THAT TOGETHER

captain_daddy: i already did

akaashi: What did she say?

captain_daddy: she said yes!!!!!!

captain_daddy: she also asked me if i was going to pay for her so i told her yes!!!!!!

tetsubro: ://///

akaashi: Okay, Bokuto. Thank you.

captain_daddy: see i can be dependable

akaashi: Yes you can, Bokuto

tetsubro: don’t inflate his ego akaashi

akaashi: Okay.

captain_daddy: what does that mean

captain_daddy: ?????

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Tuesday, 10:16 pm

applepi is online!

applepi: i have a bad feeling about this.

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Tuesday, 11:03 pm

waiyenn and futacoochieslayer are online!

futacoochieslayer: oi dumbass

waiyenn: no

futacoochieslayer: ???? u dont even know what i was going to say

waiyenn: whatever comes out of your mouth holds no substance

waiyenn: so no

futacoochieslayer: :/

futacoochieslayer: i was gonna invite u to ice skate w me on ur bday but ayt

futacoochieslayer: its cool

futacoochieslayer: aha ha

waiyenn: will you pay for me

futacoochieslayer: obviously dumb bitch (✿◠‿◠)

futacoochieslayer: its your birthday

waiyenn: wowee

waiyenn: ur so kind … suddenly i want everyday to be my birthday

futacoochieslayer: lol u wish

futacoochieslayer: see you this saturday at 1?

waiyenn: you bet

futacoochieslayer: ;)

waiyenn: ew no

waiyenn: bye asshole

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Wednesday, 8:26 pm

everyone is online!

tetsubro: i’m excited

captain_daddy: IM HYPED

applepi: you do remember that you’re paying for two people, right?

captain_daddy: ooh yeah lol

captain_daddy: suddenly im not so hyped anymore

tetsubro: ayyyy dont be like that

akaashi: Bokuto, could you check with yn just to make sure we’re still on for this Saturday?

captain_daddy: i’m pretty sure we are

akaashi: Yeah but could you please just ask her again

captain_daddy: okay

applepi: something’s fishy

tetsubro: I KNOW crying crying

applepi: why would you type out crying crying lol

tetsubro: idk the emoticon for crying

applepi: T-T???? ;-;??????? UnU??????? (ಥ﹏ಥ)????

captain_daddy: why do you guys doubt me so much TT TT

applepi: see even bokuto got that shit right

tetsubro: OK MAN i get it TT TT

captain_daddy: bye im gonna go ask yn if we’re still ok for this weekend

captain_daddy: even tho i know we ARE

tetsubro: yea right

captain_daddy: >:(

akaashi: Thank you, Bokuto

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Wednesday, 8:44 pm

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: WOI!!!!!

waiyenn: OY!!!!

waiyenn: BOKUTO!!! what’s up

captain_daddy: heyyy aha ha

captain_daddy: we’re still going to the cat cafe this saturday right??

waiyenn: huh

waiyenn: ??????

captain_daddy: yes for your birthday silly!!!!

captain_daddy: remember u said yes

waiyenn: ohh

waiyenn: that was this saturday???

captain_daddy: yes??? did i not tell you

waiyenn: you left before you could TT

waiyenn: how long would we be there? lol

captain_daddy: i remember akaashi mentioning 11-2 PM

waiyenn: ……..

captain_daddy: aha ha dont be playing me like that yn

captain_daddy: ha ha …… haha ha…

waiyenn: . about that

captain_daddy: NOOOOO

waiyenn: i made plans w futakuchi since i didnt know when we would go ;-;

captain_daddy: BRUHH

waiyenn: IM SORRYYYYSKSKSK

captain_daddy: gn the boys nd i r gonna go take a sad nap rn

waiyenn: U NEVER TOLD ME WHEN

waiyenn: I THOT IT WOULD BE AROUND THIS FRIDAY

captain_daddy: streaks dhmu :(

captain_daddy: bye i gtg disappoint akaashi again ;(((

waiyenn: omg ur so DRAMATIC

waiyenn: why don’t u just COME WITH US

waiyenn: HEHE u and akaashi and kuroo and kenma

captain_daddy: oho ho?

waiyenn: me and futakuchi were gonna go ice skating this weekend to celebrate my birthday

waiyenn: yes bitch the more the merrier !!!!

captain_daddy: YES !!!! OKAY !!!!!

waiyenn: yes !!!!!! good !!!!! this sat from 1-3

waiyenn: lmk if you guys are free!!! ^^

captain_daddy: okay!!! :D

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sarohara · 4 years

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like talk.

Stranger: Hey m

You: feeling blue.

You: hey ahahah

Stranger: What’s up?

You: First of all. i was just testing the platform ahah

You: Um, nm wbu?

Stranger: Wait is this your first time being on here

You: Kinda

Stranger: Oh god your in for a lot of weird stuff

You: Oh really??

Stranger: Yea

You: Damn, i'm scared rn ahahah

Stranger: Just the common sexual stuff is beastilality, incest, pedos, public nudity

You: Ooh lmao is that creepy?

You: is it that*

Stranger: Do you know what half of them mean

You: Yea for sure

You: so wyd here btw?

Stranger: Just come on here to chill wbu

You: Idk i was just bored. i just wanted to talk. idk. stuff like that

Stranger: You get used to it after time

You: Oh if u say so. i'll trust u.

Stranger: But whatever your into none sexually and sexually you can find it on here

You: Oh okay

You: I mean, people r weird right but i got this.

You: I guess so

You: ahahaha

Stranger: Like if you can find people who fuck dogs ect you can find anything

You: AHAHAHAHAHAH

You: nah, r u serious?

Stranger: Oh yea

You: Ooh shoot.

Stranger: I didn’t believe it at first and added someone on kik

Stranger: She sent a pic of her being eaten out by her puppy

You: oh u keep in touch then..

You: Oh my gawd.

Stranger: Nope haven’t talked to hear in years

You: wait what

Stranger: I didn’t talk to her once I understood the reason why people fuck animals

You: Oh ahahhaha that's so weird dude

Stranger: Welcome to Omelge

You: I'm already regreting.

You: ahahhahaha

You: may i ask ur name?

Stranger: Hahaha that’s a fair thing to say

Stranger: I’m Daniel wbu

You: Yea ikr aahahahah

You: Oh nice name, Daniel

You: I'm Sarah :)

Stranger: Nah Daniel is a crap name but Sarah is cute

You: Hey, isn't a crap name, i like it okay?

You: Oh, and i appreciate that.

You: ahhahah isn't that cute

Stranger: I wanna change mine to danno

You: Damn?

Stranger: Yea

You: It's like dunno, u know like "I dunno"

Stranger: Yea i know

You: Awful pun right ahahha

You: Nah i was kidding.

You: Daniel it's a good name dude.

Stranger: Haha dw it’s okay

Stranger: Take a lot to even bother me

You: but u know what, Danno is a nice as well.

You: It's creative.

Stranger: Awe thanks

You: Yea sure, np

You: may i show u a song?

Stranger: Sure

You: it's really good, i promise.

Stranger: Okay:)

You: idk you yet by alexander 23

Stranger: Okay

You: let me know if u like it aahah

Stranger: Putting it on rn

You: okay

Stranger: Oh I’m 20 btw I dunno if I’ve said it or not

You: oh, actually u haven't

You: but doesn't matter ahah

You: Do u wanna guess mine?

Stranger: I’m gonna guess 15

You: justify your answer.

You: ahahhaha

Stranger: Coz soon as I turned 20 everyone seemed to turn into young teens

You: Oh it makes sense. i guess so. ahahah

You: But u guessed it wrong. try again.

Stranger: Are you older or younger than 15

You: a bit older

Stranger: 17

You: nope

Stranger: Dam 16

You: Yea ahahahah now u get that.

Stranger: Took me long enough lol

You: AHAHAH that's the point.

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: Straight up you are rly nice for Omelge

You: Oh well, im flattered rn ahahah

You: You're rly nice as well, wth r u doing here?

Stranger: Low key after friends idc if they sexual or none sexual

Stranger: Wbu

You: wait what lmao

You: oh nvm

Stranger: Haha I just need new friends idc how they act

You: AHAHHAH im sleepy, my mind's like "????"

You: But i'm always like that so..it's normal

You: OH YEA

You: u told me.

You: i'm stupid. i've asked it twice.

Stranger: Dw it’s fine

Stranger: Idc how many times you ask

You: Oh so u don't mind if i ask it again ahahah

You: jk jk

Stranger: Haha mean go ahead and ask again

You: Oh yea okay. maybe later. lmao

Stranger: Haha

You: ahhahaha ur funny u know that.

Stranger: Idk how I’m funny

Stranger: But a lot say I am and idk why

You: U just are and that's it.

You: does that make sense to u?

You: because it does, to me.

Stranger: Well let me ask this do you think I’m typically a normal or sexual guy

You: wait, first. pls don't tell me that ur a horny one.

Stranger: Low key I’m always horny I just know how to respect people

Stranger: Like I know not every girl is wanting to send pics ect

You: Ooh that's great.

You: I mean, ur a respectful one

Stranger: Yea like I get that just coz you on here doesn’t mean your horny

Stranger: I typically only get sexual if you say something that indicates that your sexual

You: Yea sure, i know that. I was just saying. And i'm glad to know.

You: asking*

You: :))

Stranger: Yea that’s fine

Stranger: I’m one of these guys who will answer anything and everything no matter what it is

You: Well, and answering ur question. A normal one. Am i right?

You: AHAHAHAHA well, i like it tho

Stranger: Typically I’m sexual not coz I choose to I’m just naturally sexual and say shit without thinking

Stranger: Like I always warn new people I add on snap of that

Stranger: I warn them of everything just so they know

You: Oh, that's good, every guy should act like that.

Stranger: Also tip I’d make a kik account or something coz a lot of the time Omelge crashes ect

You: Oh yea omegle sucks. lol

Stranger: Yea sometimes messages don’t even come through

You: well, I didn't know that..

Stranger: Mean it’s still a good site but has its downsides

You: Oh yea, sure

Stranger: So I’d recommend making a new account just for Omelge people

You: well, but i wont come here so often u know...

Stranger: Mean it is worth it

You: I don't know if it's worth it ahahaha

Stranger: Some of my best friends I met on here years ago

You: Oh i was gonna say this first

You: Oh really? wow

Stranger: Yea

You: that's awesome, i would say.

Stranger: Like I say it is worth it if you wade through the shit

Stranger: Coz you can find some diamonds

You: AHAHAHHA diamonds

You: shine bright like a diamond ahahahhaha

Stranger: Haha am serious tho

You: Well, good to know then. :))

Stranger: So yea it’s up to you if you want to try and make new friends

You: Oh yea, now i get how it works ahaha

You: I mean, kinda but yea haah

You: hey, i gtg now. do u wanna keep in touch?

Stranger: Sure

You: Insta?

Stranger: Let me check

Stranger: danno200058

You: hold up

You: mine is @sarahcvlm btw

Stranger: Ight

Stranger: Following

You: Life's too short to stop on the bad parts, fix them and move on until there are no more problems, right? aahhaha

You: Oh oke i'll follow u back.

Stranger: Yea that’s me

You: Nice talking to u Danno :)) and thanks for all ahah

Stranger: It’s okay and it’s been nice talking to you to

You: See u there :))

You: night. idk what time is it but...

You: anyways.

Stranger: Goodnight

You: :)

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birlcholtz · 8 years

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for the better

read it on Ao3 (part of the Zimbits Airport AU-verse) (I would recommend reading this on Ao3, actually, because of the formatting, but it’s here too for convenience) (also let me know if the link doesn’t work? bc i’m not 100% sure about it)

Jack’s been planning this day for a long time now. He even made a Twitter account for it, two months ago, and tweeted occasionally to build up a following (it was easier once he got that little check mark thing next to his handle). He has a few thousand followers, which is enough to get the message out, and he even has his tweet drafted.

The first draft of it was ‘hello everyone, I just wanted you to know that I am bisexual.’ Tater had taken one look at that and vetoed it. With every extra revision Jack suggested (adding an exclamation point, saying ‘you all’ instead of ‘you,’ et cetera, et cetera, et cetera), Tater had still shaken his head. So Jack took it to Georgia.

“I mean... it’s okay,” George had said, furrowing her brow at the screen. “It’s a little terse, though.”

“But I don’t need to say anything else to get the point across, do I?”

“Well, no. But it’s still very detached.”

Still, after a lot of reworking (and, okay, George does scrap that entire thing and make him start from scratch), they come up with something acceptable. Something that Jack might even say is good.

And then it all gets ruined at the last moment.

Monday morning at around ten o’clock (he’s been given the day off from practice to sort everything out), Jack opens up his Twitter account, intending to post the string of tweets that he and George have planned out, but the first thing he sees is a tweet from Kent.

Kent V. Parson @kparse

tired of all the marriage proposals from women, so i’m just gonna say it: i am both gay af and not taking offers of marriage at this time

Kent V. Parson @kparse

#sorrynotsorry for stealing ur thunder @jlzimmermann

Jack sighs and texts Georgia before composing a tweet as well.

Jack Zimmermann @jlzimmermann

disappointed in @kparse for ruining my announcement

Jack Zimmermann @jlzimmermann

he *did* already know i was going to come out as bi today, so this is quite rude

And then he leaves it like that and texts Georgia that he’s already gone ahead with the plan. She still hasn’t replied to the first one, so she’s probably either working out or so exasperated with him that she’s just decided not to reply. He also silences his phone, then texts Bitty, who’s back at Samwell.

Jack: I did it.

Bitty: congratulations!! <3 on twitter?

Jack: Yeah.

Bitty: you seem kind of put out?

Jack: Kent Parson came out before I did.

Bitty: hold on i’m going on twitter rn

Jack waits for a little while, long enough for Bitty to plausibly have read both Kent’s and his tweets, and then sends a text back.

Jack: Very rude of him. Now I can’t even be the first out player in the NHL.

Jack: That’s probably why he did it, to be honest. He likes being first.

Bitty: it might also work well for u, though

Bitty: take away some of the backlash maybe?

Jack: That’s true, but it doesn’t mean I can’t still be annoyed at him.

Bitty: yeah ofc, i would be too

Bitty: anyway i gtg to class so i’ll ttyl, take care of urself today ok?

Jack: Yeah.

Bitty: text me if u need anything, have a good day <3

Jack: You too <3

Bitty: :)

Georgia calls him about half an hour later and outlines the steps that the Falconers’ management are going to take, then promises to text him when they’ve released their statement and makes him promise to take care of himself today, just like Bitty. She also requests that he leave the apartment as little as possible, preferably not at all, so reporters don’t try to corner him in public. No sooner has she said goodbye and hung up than Jack hears knocking on his door. A glance through the peephole reveals it to be Snowy, Tater, and a case of beer, and he opens the door.

“Good job today, Zimmboni,” Tater says as soon as the door opens, shoving the beer into Snowy’s hands so that he can hug Jack. “Poots said to tell you he is proud. He is with trainer, pinched nerve. He will be here soon.”

“Everyone else is scrimmaging, or at least they were when we left,” Snowy adds as Tater releases Jack and steps past him into the apartment. “I don’t know if they saw us leaving and decided to let it go or genuinely didn’t notice.”

“They’re welcome to come over too once practice is over,” Jack says, stepping back to let Snowy in and then shutting the door. “But not before they’ve showered. Also, they should bring their own beer. I don’t have enough.”

Snowy nods. “I’ll text them.” He pulls out his phone and texts the rest of the Falconers, but then checks on something else and bursts out laughing.

“What?”

“Parson started a hashtag.”

“A hashtag?”

“Yup. A fucking hashtag.” Snowy shows Jack his phone screen.

Kent V. Parson @kparse

@jlzimmermann It had to be done. #StealJacksThunder

“Great,” Jack sighs.

“But that’s not all.”

“There’s more?”

Tater pokes his head out of the kitchen. “You are talking about hashtag, yes? Many people are using it.”

“Like who?” Jack asks. “And what are they doing with it?”

“Rob Jeffries from the Schooners did,” Snowy says before Tater can answer. “Jack, just check Twitter for yourself. There’s way too many of these for me to tell you all of them.”

Jack does.

“Holy shit,” he mumbles.

Rob Jeffries @rjeffriesnhl

@jlzimmermann Sorry, man. I’m bi too #StealJacksThunder

Las Vegas Aces @lasvegasaces

Proud of @kparse for starting his own hashtag. The Aces organization supports players no matter their orientation #StealJacksThunder

Aleks Olsen @aleksolsen

maybe not first out LGBTQ+ NHL player in league, but am first on Oilers & officially first out aro/ace NHL player #StealJacksThunder

Providence Falconers @pvdfalconers

The Falconers organization stands with & supports our LGBTQ+ players. Congrats @jlzimmermann for starting this whole thing

Las Vegas Aces @lasvegasaces

@pvdfalconers Excuse you, @kparse came out first

Providence Falconers @pvdfalconers

@lasvegasaces Excuse *you*, it was @jlzimmermann ‘s idea. Don’t try to #StealJacksThunder on our watch!

Besides the team Twitter accounts bickering with each other, it just goes on and on and on— NHL players deciding, on the spur of the moment, to come out on Twitter, and all of them using that same hashtag. The one that makes Jack almost drop his phone, though, is a string of tweets from someone he knows very well.

Bob Zimmermann @mrbadbob

Extremely proud of my son @jlzimmermann for having the courage to show the world who he is. Cannot fully express how happy I am for him

Bob Zimmermann @mrbadbob

There were LGBTQ+ players when I was in the NHL, there always have & always will be & now we are free to be ourselves

Bob Zimmermann @mrbadbob

& say what you like @kparse but @jlzimmermann started this, u just made a hashtag :P

Bob Zimmermann @mrbadbob

I’m almost done I just have one more thing to say, and that is: sorry, son, I’m pansexual #StealJacksThunder

Jack looks up slowly, aware that both Snowy and Tater are staring at him. “My dad just came out as pan on Twitter. And he used the goddamn hashtag.”

“I love your dad,” Snowy says as Tater howls with laughter. “Oh, that reminds me.” He taps at his phone, and when he turns it off and puts it back in his pocket Jack checks his own— sure enough, Snowy has mentioned him in a tweet.

Aiden Snow @asnowynhl

@jlzimmermann im gay #StealJacksThunder #sorryjack

“God damn it, Snowy.” Jack doesn’t mention that as far as he knew, Snowy wasn’t out to anyone— him included— before just now. Maybe saying it through a screen is easier for him.

“At least I apologized in the tweet,” Snowy says. “Let’s open that beer, I suddenly have a need for one.”

They do pretty much nothing for the rest of the late morning and afternoon. Poots arrives about an hour after Snowy and Tater did, and the rest of the team barrels in through the door at around four, which is before practice was supposed to end. Jack doesn’t ask. They have, in fact, showered and brought their own alcohol. Jack turns on the TV and somehow finds his way to a TV show about hunting sasquatches, which works well as background noise, and every so often someone pulls out their phone and announces the latest NHL or ex-NHL player to have come out via Twitter. It’s an impressive list.

When there’s another knock on the door a little after six-thirty, Jack looks around, confused. Practically the entire roster is here, except Socks, who’s got a mild concussion and is staying home. Regardless, he gets up to answer it.

“Jack!” Bitty cries once the door opens, practically glomming onto him like a koala and wrapping his arms around Jack’s neck. “I saw the hashtag, and all the players, and your dad— how are you doing?”

“Okay, considering,” Jack says, holding Bitty up with one hand while he closes the door with the other. “I’ve only been looking at the hashtag, haven’t checked any of my mentions.”

“That’s probably smart,” Bitty says. “You can put me down.”

“Do you want me to put you down?”

Bitty considers. “Not really, but my arms are going to start hurting if I keep dangling off of you like this.”

Jack swings Bitty’s legs up so he’s in bridal style. “Better?”

“Yes, thank you.”

“Fine, Zimmboni,” Tater shouts from the living room.

“How do you know I’m committing a fineable offense?” Jack yells back.

“Is obvious. Bitty is here.”

“Fair enough.”

Just then, a sasquatch-y howl emits from the other room— probably the TV. Bitty raises one eyebrow. “What on earth was that?”

“We’re watching a TV show on locating Bigfoot,” Jack says by way of explanation. “It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense and the reenactments are awful but it’s a pretty good distraction.”

“We? How many people do you— don’t tell me, the entire Falconers roster.”

“Yeah. Except Socks— Sokolov. He’s staying home because of a concussion.”

“I must say I never took you for a partier, Mr. Zimmermann,” Bitty says, smiling up at him. “We’re just learning more and more about each other every day, aren’t we?”

“Oh, yeah. Friday evening I learned your deepest, darkest secrets, Saturday I learned how good of a baker you are, Sunday I learned your favorite color, and here we are now. Seems to me we’re doing things in reverse order.”

“Who said there had to be an order?”

“That’s true.”

Bitty nods towards the living room. “Let’s go that way. I want to see this sasquatch-hunting TV show.”

“As you wish.”

#jack zimmermann #zimbits #airport au #omgcp #my stuff

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