#oh ymy god...

[outism-had-a-purpose]

I’m ghasping for air look at how fucking tiny outis is here holy shit

[t4tails]

movies over i never want to see frank millers ugly block style EVER AGAINNN

[gearsofmetal]

HELLO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

[grapemoon]

JUST WATCHED THE FNAF MOVIE… WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS OR ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN

[butchdykekondraki]

uwu

– Quackity 🎲

HFNDHNGNWJFNSKFBMDBGKEBGMWBFKWBGMHWNF?!!???????

[motherforthefamicom]

I FUCKING FORGOT IBUPROFEN EXISTS

[holisticdogpark]

just finished season 1 of ethics town. oh my god. oh ymy GOD. im goingf to EXPLODE AND DIE everybody has to listen to this NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[vampyr3wife]

Watching a dog be “vicious” in a scene while its tail is wagging and I’m like oh my god . Oh ymy god he loves his job.

[alex-supremacy4]

AGHHHHHH OH YMY GOD HTJSENDBNMPELAS EHHEHNT RVEMOENIS PNAN

[pixiecaps]

trickies and treeties, do you have some candies spare? o-o

OH YMY GOD R U……

i love ur costume!!! have some gayetón for no reason at all theyre chocolate covered cookies<3

[figmentof]

OH YMY FUCKOGIHDF GPD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD???????????????????????????????

WE;RE SO FUCKING BACK WE;RE SO BACK

[fruttymoment]

would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games

or

games, unlimited games, but no games

OH YMY FUCG GOD NOT THIS QUESTION

You know what. Fine. I will take this. Full philosophical way.

Before we start, both sentences are connected in terms of consequences. I will explain them differently, and connect them in the end.

Option A) Unlimited bacon, but no more games

This option is clear. You get unlimited bacons, whatever brand and whatever amount. Only question is "when, or how" ? Do you summon unlimited bacons WHENEVER you go and WHEN you want it, magically? Or do they just spawn in your home? Well, we shall focus on the end product. You get unlimited bacons. This is a win-win. Clear.

No more games is also clear. I assume that you can not play video games, card games, board games, or any other thing that is considered as "game". But, how? Will be there an evil magic that just stops you whenever you want to play a game(1), or you just instantly become so bad at every game in this world and cant play them, and lose every time(2)? I think it would be the (1) , considering the way our sentence says "no more games" .

So in this first option A, you get unlimited bacons forever but you will be not able to play any games forever. This option at least has a win.

Things get fucking ridicilous at the second option.

Option B) Games, unlimited games, but no games

This option is literally a silly paradox what. You get unlimited games but NO GAMES?? Also, what do you mean by "unlimited games" ?? I assume you magically get/acces to every single game in the world? Like, ancient board games suddenly spawning in your home and every single game on Steam is magically available for you, for free? I also assume physical copy games also spawning in your home?

Aight listen. Owning EVERY SINGLE GAME is maybe not a good idea. Think about it, you owe everything from console to PC to board gamed and all. PlayStation 2 has over 4,000 games alone, good fucking luck deciding something to play bruh.

I believe having unlimited games WOULD make you feel a bit overwhelmed. But sure, you can have tons of fun with em. I mean, every single game ever is now free for you and you technically dont need to play all of them. So in the end, this IS a win.

But. It all fuckin crumbles when the second sentence comes.

"No games".

...so. You get unlimited games. But also, no more games.

So you get NOTHING.

(Have you noticed how it says "unlimited" , and not "infinite" ? Both are way different. Because they are unlimited, you can store them. For example you can just spawn 50 bacons and call it a day, and spawn 50 again when you tun out of them. Also same when it comes down to "unlimited games" . Just maybe spawn 20 Wii games yada yada? There are basically no limitations, so you can also stop whenever you want. They are not infinite. If they would be infinite, you would NOT be able to store them. I mean, infinite games would not work because there are numbered games in this world.)

... option B is pretty stupid. You also must think about your own PC and consoles. Yea, you get unlimited games but they are not giving you very powerfull free PC or consoles. So, techincally if your PC sucks you cant even play some of the unlimited games. Well, maybe you can.. sell the games and make money? They are unlimited soo. This is probably allowed lol

But, option B simply cant work. You get unlimited games, but no games. This means you literally get NOTHING.

"Game" in this sentence is also confusing. If it would say something like "Unlimited games, but no more board games" , that would make perfect sense. But it says "games" , so it also means that you will not be able to get ANY kind of games.

You get unlimited games. But no games. You get fucking nothing. This goofy paradox gives you techically nothing, so its a L.

Summary

In Option A, you at least win something. Option B however, as discussed, gives you basically nothing.

With unlimited bacons, life would be awesome. Bacons, whenever you like. You can also technically sell them and make crazy fucking money, yeah? You wont be able to play games anymore, but still. At least you win HUGE. Watch movies or something for your entertainment, you can fill the emptyness of games.

Second option however, is ridiculous. You get unlimited games, but also no games. Its like 1 - 1 , it makes a 0. They erase each other and leave nothing behind. A huge zero.

I would choose unlimited bacons. I can continue my life with that way, and even make it better. Sure i really would miss playing games, but i could also change myself. This option at least gives you something. Second option? Nothing. Unknown. Confusion. Horror.

[shalpilot]

oh my god. Robin my beloved. oh ymy god

[posebean]

OH MY GOD OH YMY GOD OG YMY TOGDMK GMSOD:

[vampireghostlawyer]

oh ymy god hhe is accidentally looking like princess diana

[bugflies00]

wheres that one meme post. my breath is shaking cantt seee immm gogogififidisi30930040549tg MY LITTLE GUYY HES COME SO FAR IM GONNA FUCKING COMBUST HES SO SPECIALeveryone clap for him (wilbur) or im blowing trhis whole place up i swerartio god oh ymy gof0940050y

im shaking all over this sis fuckeudo up im so. LIKE IM SICK TO MY STOMACH