#oh. no.

[frnkiebby]

i have never seen this frimage my jaw is on the floor

oh my FUCKING god neither have i~🎃

[nekokabuuuri]

source

[alwaysalreadyangry]

the thing about calling “what” a corruption of “hwaet” instead of a natural change in the language (try saying “hwaet” a few times quickly and you’ll likely see why the hw sound so often ends up as a wh sound) is that it implies that you see the entire modern - and middle, for that matter - english language as a corruption of the, er, pure form of the old english language pre-norman invasion. which might sound like a fun bit to play up to until you discover the politics of the people who actually believe that shit

[jermeows]

oh fuck no

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[girldraki]

[professorllayton]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[vistavm]

wow, this leaked scene from the minecraft movie looks great

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[jodielandons]

NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials

[cornpapers]

[skipppppy]

[noodles-and-tea]

Arms

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO