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[chibiexorcist]

...oh.

.....oh no.

I LEFT MANBA ALONE FOR OVER A YEAR

[euargh]

I think I’m just going to insert Pink shrieking his head off at everyone (mainly at Yellow) to log into their Neopets account and no one else has a Neopets account and Pink purposely has his pets depressed because they don’t pay him to exist. He is also going to be Santa and beat the hell out of Yellow and Spamton and break everything inside the sack.

[chilchucklover2003]

Seeing that picture of chilchuck (ohcrap) I am laughing thinking he knows what in your mind,

IT'S SO GOOD RIGHT? LMAO

Also he knows, and he's disappointed

[nomadmilk]

Candied Whispers - Hawks x F!Reader - 20

Ohcrap. I can't believe I've written so many chapters. I've been kinda' awol with this cause' I lost a lotta love, and ended up not having any fun with it. But I made some changes, and finally got something I was super happy with!

^-^ So, hope you enjoy reading the next few chapters! Still juggling with my schedule, so bear with on the frequency of them!

Rating: M/18+

Warnings: Endeavor appearance, Car Accident, Danger and Threat, Slight Smut, Horny! & Pervy!Hawks, Masturbation (Male), Pet names.

Words: 2.3K

<- Previous Part - 19

21 - Next Part ->

This chapter jumps into some spoilers for the fic’s plot. So, here’s the link straight to the chapter:

Chapter 20 begins on AO3

[necroangelz]

OHCRAP. i just REALISED rigjt now tjat i requested wrong on mg req.... since ur not wrking on my req yett may i pretty pls redo m request..... if ys, i actually wanted a boothill or black swan themed rentry temp uwaaah ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ IM SO SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

ITS OKAY NO WORRIEEESSS!!!! I'll note that down! :3

[kettouryuujin]

Tasked with Survival - Part 1

Saw there's been a lot of interest in my feral survival AU, so...have a Part 1!

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Uggggh. What happened? The last thing she remembered was going to sleep, but…

There was no way she was in the same place. The sun was hitting her in all the wrong places, and she could feel grass underneath instead of any sort of bed.

Had she been kidnapped? The Clan would surely have stepped in, moving a person wasn’t something you could do silently. Didn’t matter if it was a Pokémon or a Human.

Who was nudging her? “Hey.” Nudge nudge. “Hey, you’re in my spot.”

“…not exactly willingly…” urgh. Alright, just open her eyes and look aroun-

What. The. Heck. That was a Glameow. And it was huge! Bigger than an Alpha! “Look missy, I don’t care if it was willing or not, but-”

“KYAAAAAAAAAAH!”

The sheer volume of her cry startled the feline, letting her run for cover. That was a talking Pokémon that was a talking Pokémon what the Distortion. The little one ran and ran, paws taking her as far as she could go-

...wait. Paws?

She found herself tripped up by the realization, going tumbling down this hill and ohno-

*THUD!*

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ACH! Ok, ow. Being woken up by a hard impact was not how he expected to start the day, but...alright. Sure.

A groan as he rose, looking at the source of his current aches - a...very large Eevee. Who was sitting there, dizzy. Right, ok, so someone was playing a prank...

Not just “someone”, obviously. It had to be someone. Someone? So...Some...

His eyes widened as realization struck - he couldn’t remember the prankster's name. Or what they looked like, how old they were... anything! All he remembered was that they were a prankster.

Right, stand up and back away. “I...ok, whoever’s doing this, please stop...”

*blblblb* Huh, an Eevee shaking its head fast was kinda cute. “And another talking Pokémon...yay...” WHAT. 

Ok, the impact was one thing, but for this massive Eevee to think he was a Pokémon?! “You’re the talking Pokémon, not me!”

“I’m the talking - LOOK AT YOURSELF!” A slap later and he was on his back, grunting. Gah, why did you -

That was a whooooole lotta brown down there. A small hint of blue at his neck, but mostly brown and fuzzy. His paws (paws!!!) flailed as the Eevee slipped into panic, saying something about not remembering their name and ohcrap. “I...think that makes two of us...”

“W-what?” He let his head back down, eyes locking with the female’s startled expression.

“I can’t remember my name either. Or...much of anything. Only that I was a human, in a Clan of some kind, and some bits about fellow clansmen.”

“That...that’s exactly what I remember.” The male watched her start to pace while he started rocking back and forth. Getting back on his feet would be a good idea (even if he had 4 of them now…).

“Chances that we both fell victim to the same thing?” Ugh, ok, almost had it, almost had it...

“I’d say it’s practically a guarantee.” Sigh and groan, and then - Ah! He’s up! “Think we should work together?”

“Sounds like a plan to me.” Ok, get stable...there we go. “Normally I’d introduce myself, but-”

“No memories?” Oh, he didn’t like that teasing tone.

“No memories.” Grumble. 

“Could be worse. One of the people I remember only remembered their name.”

“Yeah, that would be worse.” A laugh as he stepped over to the female. “So. Got any plans, ms. Teamwork?”

“Ha ha. I...honestly think we need to try and find food and water first.” That sounded solid... and apparently, they still had basic knowledge. Yay! 

“Then some shelter, in case the weather turns bad.”

“Good point.”

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Instead of food, water, or even shelter, the first thing they both found? A pair of teardrop-shaped collars, one gold, and one silver. The metal bands were oddly familiar - So much so that they’d started putting them on before even thinking about it.

Irida panicked. What the heck was she doing? She didn’t know what this thing was, it could’ve been what stole their memories or something! It was too dangerous, she had to get it off-

As paws gripped to remove the collar, Irida blinked. Hang on. Did she just use her name?

She...she did. She remembered her name again! Paws flew off the collar as her tail began wagging (against her will, but she was too excited to care). The ‘vee whirled towards her male counterpart, eager to see what he’d remember. His own golden collar was shining, especially the blue diamond set in the thicker end. His eyes were just as wide as her own, tail moving just as fast. “My name...My name. It’s Adaman!”

The newly-monikered Adamanlet out a joyful laugh as the female ‘mon snickered. “Irida. Glad to see we got our names back at least.” This would make things so much more convenient, not having to call each other by species name or the like-

“What’s that on your collar?” And Mr. Adaman was pointing at the fat end of her collar.

“Eh? The pearl? I mean, you recognized it earlier-” Her own paw brushed it, and suddenly both gems fired sort of... beam of light, onto the ground.

And where the circles on the ground overlapped, there were hints of words. “I-Adaman! We need to reposition.”

“Already on it, girl.” A small scoff as the male shifted around, Irida doing the same to get the circles lined up perfectly.

As suspected, the overlapping circles revealed a message. But the contents were...concerning.

‘Task: Reunite and acquire symbols of –MEMORY LOCKED–

Reward: Memory of names

Task: Complete all other tasks.

Reward: Regain humanity

Note: Cooperation will be required. Stay together as much as you can.

Time remaining: --insert timer here--’

“...does it seriously say ‘Insert timer here?” Adaman scoffed, smirking. It...was kinda funny, honestly-

Oh, new text. ‘Note: Apologies. The specific time limit had not been determined when your tasks began. Someone was slacking off, it seems.’ Snrrrk.

‘For now, it has been decided that you have one (1) week to complete the following:

-Acquire shelter. (Reward: memories of importance)

-Have enough food stored in your shelter for two (2) days. (Reward: location memories)

-Locate a water source near your shelter. (Reward: Clan affiliation memories)

-Learn two (2) moves apiece (BONUS)

Complete a task, and you will regain some memories. The bonus task will give you a special reward if you accomplish it, instead of returning any memories.

Failure to complete all non-bonus tasks in the week will result in permanent loss of humanity.’

That last sentence made both Evolution Pokémon freeze. “P-Permanent?”

“Loss of humanity?”

‘...We needed stakes. Do not worry - success will come with its own rewards.

I shall also inform you that there will likely be more tasks after this first set. The sooner you complete these, the sooner you will know of future tasks - and the more time you will have to accomplish them.

I wish you all the best.

-“A”, also known as “S”.’

“...Who the heck is this “A” person, and why does he think he can do this to us?!?” Yeah, Irida was miffed.

“I don’t think it matters right now... you see what they’re saying. If we can’t pull this off, we’re stuck as Eevees. Forever.”

“Alright, alright, fine. So. Shelter?” It wasn’t the original plan, but this “A” seemed to want them getting it first. And the idea of having space to themselves sounded… better, now.

“Shelter. Should be the easiest, and apparently grants some important memories.”

“Alright. Let’s go-hey!” Adaman had begun loping off as soon as she said “go”, and left the poor Eevee having to race after him. “Wait for me!”

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

“OHCRAP HE REALLY DID THE FANDANGO--“

[myrarar]

OHCRAP ITS STRIKE ON TWITETR UNTIL 22

Alright guys no posting

Im not postig anywhere

Ill post on my tiktok stories bye chat!!!!!

[jchriscook]

Day #70/366: In order for her to get through Home Depot, I sometimes reward her with a visit to the pet store to look at the kitties. Halfway home, I heard her say it is plain as day: “I need a pet.” #OhCrap

[yugonoashiato]

Footprints #1195 - Oh Crap

July 31st, Weather:☀️

#yugo'sfootprints

#ohcrap

Good morning♪

Good morning♪

Good morning♪

This is Yugo Kochi who greeted three times because he just saw a signboard that says, "Greetings are important".😆

Morning, everyone--

Next,

Craaap.

I forgot to do a lot of things...

"Have you done that? Have you done this?" I've received a lot of texts like that, including from my parents....(laughs)

I, Yugo Kochi, who finishes everything quickly, have accidentally piled things up a bit... (laughs)

I mean, there were a few things I simply didn't know. (laughs)

I'm Yugo Kochi, who's in a hurry to finish everything!

I'll work haaaardd.

It's difficult to keep track of the ones that have a deadline or something (T . T)

Damn eeett!

I'm gonna do eeeeeetttttt

I'm Yugo Kochi, who's a bit impatient. 😆

Let's go for it!

Take care everyone ( ´ ▽ ` )

Lastly,

Thanks for all your hard work and schoolwork today.

My eyes were so bleary in the morning, so I used eye drops to sharpen them up. 😆

Yesterday I had bloodshot eyes for some unknown reason ( ; ; )

Maybe because my eyes were tired? (T . T)

Let's start with the eye drops! ☺️

Don't forget to wash your hands, gargle, and stay hydrated!

I'm grateful every day.

A thought just occurred to me!!

In the morning, it might be soothing to listen to glass flowers*. (laughs)

See you tomorrow!

Keep smiling ☺️

(Kochi photographed a pier in the morning, focusing on its framework structure, so the caption is "cool framework")

E/N:

*Glass flowers = Garasu Hana, the title of Hokuto’s next solo song for Creak single.

[biological-catastrophe]

have you done paperwork to adopt mars yet?

OHCRAP OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHIT- I’m so sorry I’ve been so busy with shit-

WHERE IS IT-???

*cue sounds of Zee accidentally knocking shit over in order to find the paperwork*

[goodthoughts001]

Friday Weekly Roundup -먹튀사이트

 Las Vegas Sands Corp. CEO, Sheldon Adelson, reaffirmed his company's commitment to the $5.4B Marina Bay Sands Resort set to open up in Singapore later this year. The Marina Bay Sands features three 50 story buildings that will be connected by a sky terrace on the roof that will offer incredible views of the Singapore financial district.

 Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) has announced plans to challenge the UIGEA soon, and with pressures mounting from a huge deficit, it may be hard for congress to continue to ignore an estimated $50 Billion revenue stream over the next 10 years. Check out the PricewaterhouseCoopers Online Gambling Tax Report (.pdf) for a more detailed analysis.

 New Jersey recently forced Atlantic City casinos to begin reporting their comps monthly instead of quarterly. Filings from January 2009 indicate a 3.2% drop in promotional spending as volume drops and some casinos become tighter with their comps. Borgata, Atlantic City's top grossing Casino of 2009 increased its spending by 16%. Future filings to monitor trends can be found at the New Jersey Casino Control Commission website.

 Friday Weekly Roundup

 The New York Daily News offers up their tips to picking winning lottery numbers. They offer up several good ideas to help secure a jackpot win, as well as tips to avoid having to split a big win.

 Harrah’s released the 2009 WSOP Schedule.  Following roughly the same blueprint as last year, there will be 57 gold bracelets given out in 50 days, with the No-Limit Texas Hold’em championship starting July 3rd, 2009. Once again, there will be a multi-month break once the final table is reached, with the final event taking place at The Rio on November 7th.

 This week we also found out that Montell Williams will be hosting a new TV show this November called the International Team Poker League (ITPL). The ITPL will combine reality TV elements with poker and follow 6 players as they live the “poker lifestyle” and try to build their Legend. Stay tuned for contestant signup information.

 Looking for the ultimate luxury 먹튀사이트 gambling getaway? Mobil announced their 2009 star awards for hotels, restaurants, and spas. It appears Casinos in both Las Vegas an Macau brought home some serious hardware racking up a plethora of 4 and 5-star awards. Wynn, LV and MGM grand appear to be the cream of the crop, as the properties combined for five, 5-star awards. Wynn received 5-stars for their Tower Suites hotel rooms, Alex at Wynn restaurant, and Wynn Spa. The Skylofts at MGM Grand earned five stars for the first time and Joel Robuchon earned its 3rd annual five-star rating.

 The Associated Press reported that States facing record budget shortfalls think gambling can help fill the gap and bring in much needed revenues without raising taxes. Expect several states to open up new lotteries and issue gambling licenses as we work our way out of this recession.

 Lots of great discussion in the forums this week about gambling laws. Member, OhCraps asks, how old should the minimum gambling age be? Make your voice heard and tell us what you think!

[draggeddowntothedark]

"Hey-- you pulled that trick on me before."

But instead of trying to get back at Kevin, Rex pulled a few bucks from his wallet.

"I could use some of that expertise about now. Tell me a thing or two about your pranks?"

"Ohcrap you got the wrong guy- wait what."

Was this dude serious? Kevin's eyes lit up as he looked at the money. Well, he always needed more money. "I mean, if you want prank advice, you have come to the right person! I'm Kevin, and aside from my charming good looks, I happen to be a master of pranks. The air freshener one, best way to do it is outside if you don't know the person too great. You don't want to trap someone with an asthma attack. But if it's a friend you know isn't gonna die if you do that..."

[babyawacs]

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[cloudyo]

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