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taylormarieee · 7 months

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~Girl, you don't know what you do to me~

Request: I have a TWD request. Rosita gives the reader a dress she found while out on a run and the reader wears it for rick and he fucks her in it. Maybe a bit of degrading if you're into that

Word count: 1.3k

Pairing: Rick Grimes x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Degrading kink, Smut, PiV sex, Unprotected sex, Sex with plot, Sub/Dom Dynamic, that's it! Enjoy!

Rosita was a good friend of yours. Like the best. She always gave you tips on how to tease and impress a fellow member of the group that you were interested in.

Today was just like any other day. A group was going out on a run and Rosita happened to be in that group. You quickly ran down the street to go ask her about it.

"Where are y'all goin?" You ask, your cute southern accent coming out.

"On a run. Might go to a shop, market, or store. We'll probably be back in an hour or so because we don't have a lot of sunlight left." She responds.

"Oh ok, well if you do go to a shop, can you see if you can find me a cute sundress? A couple of girls 'ere are having a house party and I Don't have any more dresses left." You ask, squinting at the sunlight.

"Yea, sor sure. I got you girl!" She says patting your shoulder. You smile and smack her ass on the way out causing you both to laugh.

You walk down the street and notice a tall, dark, handsome brunette standing on the porch of your shared house.

You smile and wave at Rick, and he smirks and waves you over. You walk up the steps and meet him on the porch.

"Hey, sweetheart. Whatcha doin' hmm?" He asks in his deep southern accent that you always find attractive.

"Nun much! I just finished talkin' to Ro before she went on a run." You answer, with a small smile on your face.

He hums in approval and you nervously start playing with your gun holster on your thigh.

"So... What are you up to, officer!?" You ask with a chuckle. In return, you earn a laugh from the man in front of you.

"Oh sweetheart, ya always make me laugh. I was just looking around, just put Jude to sleep." He says.

"Ohhhh! Can I see her? Pretty please?!" You ask, holding your hands together and begging.

He chuckles and motions his head to the door. You squeal and run straight to the door and into Judith's room. You open the door and quietly make your way inside. You see her cute, tiny little body sleeping in the crib.

"Awww she's so cute!" You whisper.

"Just like you," Rick says. A little taken back you turn around to see Rick standing in the doorway staring at you with a big goofy smile plastered on his handsome face.

"Hmm. I'm not cute! Far from It actually." You say turning around to hold her hand.

"Well, I think you are cute, so you're cute." He says walking up behind you to wrap his arms around your waist.

You hum and melt. into his warm, loving touch. Oh, did I forget to mention? You're already dating? Thanks to Rosita? Oh well now you know.

You hold his arms and you both sway back and forth. You were about to turn and kiss him but were briefly interrupted by Michonne.

"Uh, Rick? OH... Sorry, am I interrupting something?" She asks.

You laugh a little, "No, no Michonne, Your not! Please take him, he's won't let me go!" You say laughing.

Michonne chuckles a bit and Rick bites your neck, signaling that he'll get you back later.

You laugh and kiss his hand as he walks away with Michonne to do his important duties.

About 20 minutes later, your in your room reading a book when Rosita comes knocking on your door.

"Come in!" You yell out.

"Look what I got!" She says holding up two sun dresses, your guessing one is for her and the other for you.

You jump up squealing as you go to hug her yelling out 'Thank you's'.

One is this really pretty yellow one with roses on it and the other is a really pretty green with sunflowers on it.

"I already called dibs on the green one so the yellow one is all yours!" She says with a smirk on her face.

"Thank you so much Ro! I love you!" You say grabbing the dress and hugging her one more time.

You both try them on and look in the mirror. "We look so hot!" She says.

You laugh at her comment and twirl.

You both walk out and grab the attention from almost every guy in Alexandria.

"I've gotta go. I have garden work I need to do!" You say walking towards the tool shed. "Oh ok, thats fine, I've got a class to teach anyway." She shouts from across the street.

You hold up a peace sign and she holds up a heart sign and you both part ways.

As you walk towards the tool shed you feel a pair of eyes on you but you don't bother to see who it is. Probably another boy or guy in Alexandria staring at you.

When you walk in and close the door behind you, you look for the supplies needed for gardening. You find the gloves and put them on the table.

Just as you are about to grab the hedge shears, the door opens and closes, locking behind whoever came in.

"I'll be out soon, just grabbing the last of my to-" You turn around to see a very angry Rick.

"Oh hi hunny! Are you ok? What happened?"You asked innocently.

You were messing. with him. You knew exactly why he was mad and why. he was in here. It's because of the dress. your wearing. Its showing off a little too much skin for his liking.

"You know why sweetheart." He says walking closer to you. His hands itching at his sides to reach out and grab you.

"I-I really don't Ricky." You say trying to hide your smirk. God what an actor you were. Acting like you didn't know what you were doing to him.

"Girl, you don't know what you do to me." He says lowly, his eyes darker than before.

He grabs you by you hips and kisses you. You instantly wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him back passionately.

Rick flips you over and lifts up your drees.

"Bend over for me sweetheart. Wanna see that pretty little ass of yours mama." He says rubbing you ass through the dress.

You moan out and bend over for him. He groans as he pressed his erection on your ass, slowly grinding on you.

You hear the clink of his belt buckle and his pants hitting the floor. You feel his cock rubbing through your folds.

"Fuck princess, you feel so good. Can't wait to fuck you in this pretty little dress. Give you my babies." He whispers lustfully in you ear.

He shoves his cock inside you filling you up. You clench hard around his length. He doesn't even give you time to adjust before he's already slamming into you.

"Fuck mama, you keep squeezing me like that and I might not last!" He groans shoving his length further inside you with every deep thrust.

"ohhhh fuckk! Rick, please cum inside me! I want to carry y-your babies please!" You moan out. Drunk off his cock.

"Yea? You fucking slut. Look at you in this dress walking around, flaunting and showing off like a little whore." He says.

You clench around him at his dirty words and moan. His hips begin to get sloppier and his breathing starts to get heavier.

"C-Cum with me please! Please Rick, please!" You cry out feeling your orgasm approach.

"Ah- hah- Fuck! Ok sweetheart!" He breathes out.

Soon you both are drawing out moans and whining as you both cum. You both ride out your highs feeling euphoric and dizzy.

"You should wear this dress more often... especially if it's gonna end up with your legs shaking and my cum dripping down your thighs." He says with a smirk on his face.

Taglist: @rickswh0r3 @sinsandsweetness @murdadixon @daryldixmedown@darylscvmdumpster@darylspersonalwhore @carlsdarling @carlgrimesenthusiast @catt-leya @loveforcarl

#rick grimes x reader #rick grimes #the walking dead #rick grimes smut #rick grimes fanfiction

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nikkiiiscute · 2 months

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One Headcanon for everyone one in the neighborhood! (Except for u Home D:<)

Note that this is when everyone was still alive / human sooooo yeah.

🍎Wallace would sometimes weirdly talk to the puppets and would call them by his friends' real names. Example : "Julia's hair is soft today, Right Barnabus?... Yeah she's like a.. Hair master, hehehehe" "Said something about my hair? uhhhh.. Dory (Dory is a nickname for devil dorelaine) said not to touch the puppets during lunch... Hello? Wally?"

🐶Barnabus likes to have an airhorn to sneakily sneak up and it's kinda like this, "BWAAAAAHH!! hahahaha, I'm never getting tired of Aira" "*huff huff* First.. YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND NOISE!!! Second... You.. Named your airhorn Aira? Third... Your paying for my book.. Do you have a 50? Thank you." "Aaalright alright sorry, Ayy how ya doin lil buddy?... Ehh.. Wally?"

🌸Julia would often give people nicknames that are fun (and may or may not be from Jonas (Jonesy) heres a look. "Hiya Bya! Sup Franko! You too Eeedee! Hello Popsie, good day to ya! Lookin good Barney! Howdy Howdy! Oh hi walls, Said something about my hair? uhhhh.. Dory said not to touch the puppets during lunch... Hello? Wally?"

☀️Byeol / Sally will come up with episode concepts with sammy Julia as they got a good story to tell and would show it to Dorelaine as an Episode Proposal kinda like this, "Ronald Dorelaine, What do you think of our most Astounding, Most Remarkable episode?" "Hope ya like it Dory! I like a new side character move in :>" "Oh just in time! What is your Creative Brain thinking about this Spectacular Script huh Wallace?"

🦋Frank will always have a book or two during Lunch Breaks so they can keep up with entomology / lepidoptorology while on the job, Why not we take a look? "Hiya darling, What's the new topic? Is it okay if I can see?" "It's about Chimeras, It's a rare thing with butterflies that can give them Asymmetrical Wings and yes dear, you can see the pages" "How you two lovebirds doin?" "Hiya Howdy, Doing great. Say, Do you know any sneak peaks for the new episode?" "Nada, But I got one more readin' buddy! Say, How'd ya like to know things about my favorite bug? ay Wally? "

✉️Eddie is clumsy in work, It's obvious that Byeol added this trait cuz he would ACTUALLY trip on set. Here's a nice preview. "Hiya Frank! I got the package ya- AAGH!! oof!... I'm A -Okay!" "CUUUUTTT!!! Eddie, You really need to stop being a klutz or else it will fuse into your characte- Ohhhh! That needs to be written down, this WILL be added to your character! Now I'll just ask Dorelaine for approval" "Aaand there's my clumsiness fused into Mr. Dear. Which is actually kinda cool. Ya hands still sweating Wally?"

🐛Howard is the person that prepares the sets and Eddie helps out, I feel like Howard would be indecisive about how the layout of it should be, Heres a snippet. "Gee.. I-I dunno if the flowers should be pansies or marigolds..Uhhhh I think both! then it'll be the main focu- THAGHH!! I CAN'T THINK OF A LAYOUT!!" "Ay! ay! Calm down Howdy! ya just need some brain rest and actual rest, Ya stayed up 'till 4! I think the 'Bodeguero' thing is getting to ya head. So, Whaddya say?" "uhhh, Sure thing barn. EDDIE!! TELL DORY THAT I NEED A BREAK!! AND TELL DORY MS. PERDIZ'S NOT FEELIN' WELL AIGHT!?" "Got that covered!" "*heavy exhale*... Oh howdy - do lil guy.. Didn't notice ya Walls"

🐦Poppy is prolly the one with the sewing / repair puppets as she can do the job either at Home or Work cuz she's convalescent like my mom. So she's rarely in the Poppy suit and Voice Acting, That's why Partridge is rarely seen. Last part I swear. "Hello dearies, I'm back from my doctor's appointment." "Hiya mothe- I mean! Ms. Perdiz! How's your stomach doin?" "Doing well dearie! now, you said something about Mr. Darling puppet having a tear? Hello? dearie are you okay? Mr. Darryl? Wallace?"

❌ Samuel is dead, He has no info on him. We are so sorry.

#welcome home #julie joyful #eddie dear #frank frankly #wally darling #poppy partridge #sally starlet #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #welcome home theory

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absolutepokemontrash · 2 years

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A Very Lovecraftian Exchange Student

Chapter 2

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Warnings: Body horror, violence, Levi being a total gatekeeping neckbeard

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“Mammon?”

“Eh?”

“I wanna go up to the attic.”

Mammon nearly spat out his scrambled eggs, he looked up at the human, who was casually picking at their pancakes and spraying an inordinate amount of whipped cream all over their food.

“Why the fuck would ya want to do that?”

“Oh.” MC shrugged. “I haven’t been able to sleep very well these last few weeks, and I think it’s my latent human curiosity.”

Quirking an eyebrow, Mammon went back to eating his breakfast. “MC, are ya sure it isn’t that human psychology class you decided to take fillin’ your head with all these ideas?”

“Nope!” MC chirped. “I’m perfectly rational despite the lack of…”

The human yawned.

“Sleep…”

Mammon snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Ya know whatcha need to get in the attic? One of Levi’s fancy-shmancy TV show soundtracks, some of them are cursed as hell, and Lucifer loves that shit.”

“Ohhhh… then we should go talk to your brother!”

“Wait what?”

“Come on, Mammon!” MC hopped out of their seat and rushed out of the dining room, leaving Mammon bewildered in his seat.

He sat there for a brief moment, wondering what the hell he just sparked, before suddenly being yanked after the human like he was being dragged by an invisible cord.

“HUMAN!”

“Hm hm hm~!”

“HUMAN LET ME GO!”

“Oh! Mammon!” The human abruptly stopped skipping and turned around, causing the invisible cord to be yanked forward and splat directly onto his face. “Are you coming too?”

“I guess I have to…” Mammon grumbled. He didn’t even get to finish his eggs…

“Levi!” MC gave Leviathan’s door a few hard knocks. “Leviathan!”

“Password?”

Mammon picked himself off the floor and wearily shook his head. He felt like a tired father more than a babysitter.

“Levi, just let the human in, we need to talk.”

“BZZZT! Password denied. Get wrecked.”

“Levi for the love of everything normal can you not speak like a Call of Duty lobby?”

“Screw off, Mammon! I’m busy watching Ruri Hana Demon Girl!”

“What’s that?” MC piped up and asked.

“It’s only the best and greatest anime of all time!” Levi shouted through the door. “And the ‘screw off’ goes for you too, human! Ooooohhhh, the Discord is going to hear about this later…”

“Levi, quit talkin’ to your weird Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons friends and talk to your big brother.”

“It’s called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GRIMM-FOR-BRAINS!”

“Levi, we just need to borrow a record…” MC knocked again, and once again, Levi did not open the door.

“My my, what’s all this?”

Mammon and MC turned to see Solomon strutting down the hallway. The other human exchange student had his arms crossed with an amused smile playing on his lips.

“The hell are you doin’ here, Solomon?” Mammon asked, shooting the wizard a glare as he let out a carefree laugh.

“Why, I’m simply here to visit Leviathan!” Solomon replied, confidently striding right up to Levi’s door.

“We’re here to do that too!” MC said, excitedly raising their hand in the air. “Can you get us in?”

“Perhaps.” Solomon then cleared his throat, and made a show of knocking on the door. “Leviathan? It’s me?”

“Password?”

“The second lord,”

After exchanging a back and forth of absolute utter nonsense, The door unlocked.

“Woah!” MC’s eyes sparkled as the door swished open. “Thanks Solomo-“

“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!”

As MC touched the door after Solomon stepped in, a force on the other side slammed into it with the force of a freight train.

“You aren’t coming in!” Levi said through gritted teeth as he desperately attempted to push the door shut. MC on the other hand, had both hands firmly planted on the door and was holding it open.

“But Levi,” MC said, a slight whine to their tone. “I want to borrow that-”

“YOU AREN’T GOING TO GET IT, SO JUST GIVE UP!”

“Hey! Levi, be gentl-“

With one last shove, the door slammed shut and sent MC tumbling backwards until they hit the wall. Mammon whispered a quiet “shit” under his breath as he helped the human off the ground.

“Oi, you alright? I’m honestly surprised you lasted that long to-“

“I didn’t like that.”

“Huh?”

MC’s face was unusually blank, their eyes were fixed on the closed door.

“I didn’t like your brother doing that.”

Mammon looked from the human to the door.

“M-man, MC, you’re lookin’ awful serious-”

“I… didn’t… LIKE THAT-“

And with that, MC lunged forward, fist pulled back and ready to slam it into the door.

Quick as a flash, but still only just barely fast enough to grab MC’s fist and attempt to pull them back, Mammon desperately tried to drag the human back.

“M-MC! Calm down!” Mammon sputtered, actually struggling to hold MC back. “We’ll get the record some other way, just cool it!”

MC abruptly paused, their eyes inhumanely wide as they slowly moved to look at Mammon. The Avatar of Greed gulped and felt the slightest bit of sweat begin to build on his brows as the human gave him a slow once-over.

Finally, after what felt like forever, MC lowered their fist, and Mammon released them.

“How are we going to find the record?” MC asked, their normal bouncy voice returning.

“I-uh…” Mammon had been talking completely out of his ass a second ago. Maybe he could steal it? No… Levi was on high guard ever since Mammon gave him the Seraphina figurine. “Maybe we can… win it from him.”

“Win it?”

“Yeah! Win it!” Mammon jumped up, his mind beginning to race. “We can challenge Levi to some kinda contest, and the winner gets the record.”

“Will he even accept the challenge?”

“Psh, duh!” Mammon turned and pointed a finger at MC. “Ya just gotta claim you’re the superior nerd, then challenge the weaboo bastard! He won’t be able to decline!”

“Ah! What a wonderful idea!”

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“Why do I have to be here again?”

Mammon was sitting cross legged in front of the human’s tiny school provided laptop as they desperately attempted to figure out how to stream the entire TSL series.

“An all-night television show binge! I’ve never done one of those before, and I’d like to do it with a friend!”

“Psh… why was I expectin’ to hear ya say that?” Mammon mumbled, blood rushing to the tips of his ears.

“What’s the popcorn making schedule?”

Mammon turned to look at his dear little brother with a relatively blank expression. “Beel, buddy, if you’re gonna hog all the popcorn, make you’re own schedule. I don’t even know why you’re here.”

“Beelzebub is here because Asmo recommended I make more friends!”

“Also, MC offered snacks.”

“That too.”

Finally, the ear splittingly loud opening theme to The Tale of the Seven Lords broke through the laptop and MC let out a cheer.

“Yes! I’ve done it! I’ve committed piracy!” MC whooped. “…is piracy usually this painful to listen to?”

Reaching over and lowering the volume on the laptop, Mammon shook his head. “Nah, only if ya wanna wake the dead with the noise.”

As the show began, Mammon felt something thump against his shoulder. Looking down, he saw MC, eyes glued to the screen, their lips pressed together in a thin, focused line. Mammon felt himself smile, and a purr begin to rumble in his chest.

He really liked this human, huh?

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“And then I told that Succubus that if she wants to have a sliver of a chance with me, she needs to get a better haircut.”

“Mhmmmmmm…”

“Satan?” Asmo knitted his eyebrows, he and his dear brother were sitting in RAD’s courtyard, the fifth born had so sweetly offered to paint Satan’s nails, but he was busily scribbling away in his notebook. “Satan.”

“Oh really?”

“SATAN!”

“EH?!” Satan snapped back to into focus and was met with an angry Asmo giving him a sharp glare.

“What is it? I’m trying to write.”

“Since when are you a writer, Satan?” Asmo asked with a raised eyebrow. “Ugh… don’t tell me…”

“Don’t tell you what?”

“Are you documenting the human again?”

“Human?! Asmo, they are so clearly not human and that is why I must document them!” Satan exclaimed, his eyes darting to the other end of the courtyard where MC was fawning over Beel, who was busily chowing down on his lunch. “They’re an entirely new species! A being of unknowable power!”

“Oh come on,” Asmo tutted. “They’re nigh indistinguishable from a normal human at this rate.”

“THE CHIPS ARE ANGRY!” MC shouted.

“It means they’re spicy.” Beel explained.

“Yes…” Satan muttered, then began to hastily scribble in his notebook again. “Very indistinguishable.”

“Tsk, anyway~,” Asmo grabbed Satan’s free hand and began to file his nails. “Have you heard about what our sweet MC is doing with Levi?”

“The TSL tournament, right, I heard Mammon and MC calling Levi a chicken for not accepting the challenge this morning.”

Asmo daintily giggled and nodded. “Poor thing, going up against Levi. They’re going to get decimated…”

“Unless…”

“Oh Satan, we just have to help the poor dear!” Asmo’s face split into a mischievous smile. “And I bet sweet MC would be in our debt if we did~.”

A devious grin spread across Satan’s face as he slowly began to nod in agreement.

“Oh Asmo, so devious… I’m in.”

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Levi impatiently drummed his fingers against his podium, staring daggers at the human exchange student across from him. The human of course, was smiling, as always, which only served to make Levi’s normally cold blood boil.

Asmo was making it quite difficult for Levi to angst, however. The fifth born was prancing around in a sequined suit like a game show host, and MC squealed with excitement whenever the light caught the pink sparkles of the suit.

“What an interesting turn of events, don’t you think, Lucifer?”

“Mm…” Lucifer sighed, not even bothering to look up at Diavolo. “Interesting is one word for it…”

“Can we get this started, already?!” Mammon called from his seat. He had his feet kicked up on the table in front of him with his arms crossed as he leaned dangerously far back in his seat.

“Impatient, Mammon?” Satan asked, a sly smile stretching across his face.

“Psh, yeah, I got better things to do.” Mammon huffed, Levi rolled his eyes at this. Anyone with two braincells could figure out that Mammon was down bad for the human.

Beel took a bite out of his ice cream cone, which made everyone, save for MC, visibly cringe. “I was promised a show with my ice cream, can we get started?”

“For once,” Levi sneered. “I agree with Mammon and Beel, let’s get this shit started so I can mop the floor with the fake nerd-normie.”

“Mop the floor with me? Don’t we have cleaning products for that?”

“FIRST QUESTION~!” Asmo finally called out, his suit glimmering. “MC, tell me, who’s the second born lord?”

What kind of a question is that?! Levi wondered. Any fake fan would know the answer!

“The Lord of Fools.” MC answered, Asmo gleefully clapped his hands.

“That’s my good little Shoggoth!”

Shoggoth..? Is that a normie term I’m too much of an otaku to understand..? Levi wondered.

“Now Levi, at approximately 8 minutes and 43 seconds into the deleted scene that was supposed to go into episode eight of the Dragon Fire arc, what was the Lord of Fools holding in his left hand?” Asmo pointed the mic right in Levi’s face, which he moved out of the way with a wave of his hand and glared at the human.

“It was the broken head of his golden sceptre. Duh.”

“Very good, Levi! You must have a lot of free time.” Asmo very saccharinely patted Levi on the cheek before turning his attention back to MC.

As the trivia contest continued, Levi couldn’t help but stare dead-ahead at the human. Something was tingling at the edge of his senses, something was just… wrong.

It wasn’t the shared little glances and smirks with Mammon either. Levi had long expected the two of them to try and get the drop on him somehow, not that they could, but there was something behind the human’s eyes that wasn’t meant to be there. Something fundamentally… alien…

“Oh come on!” Mammon blurted out, nearly falling back in his chair as he scrambled to his feet. “I’m gettin’ bored here, MC, let’s hurry up and end this with our secret weapon!”

“Psh, secret weapon?” Levi put the back of his hand to his mouth and laughed. “What a load of shit. I know everything about every piece of TSL media that’s ever been released!”

“Exactly, Levi,” Mammon said with a fanged smirk. “Released media. Tell him, MC!”

And with that, an assault on every single one of Levi’s senses began, the most abhorrent of sins within fandom was invading his poor, unprepared brain… spoilers…

MC cheerfully explained every future plot point, character detail, and fight scene in excruciatingly exact detail, leaving nothing to shock or surprise the Avatar of Envy. Levi dragged his nails down the side of his face as MC recounted how the Lord of Masks was going to team up with the Lord of Emptiness in order to get the drop on Henry and the Lord of Corruption.

“And yeah! That’s what’s going to happen in the next book! Exciting, right?” MC finally finished, and was then met with the almost sarcastic applause of both Satan and Asmodeus.

“Wow, MC, you’re a real nerd, huh?” Asmo giggled, then turned to Levi, shoving the microphone in his face. “Levi, sweetheart, what do you think about the exchange student out-dweebing you?”

Levi stood completely straight and still, his face drained of colour as his mouth hung completely agape. There was… there was no way this human could possibly have more TSL knowledge than him! No one else in the world had more TSL knowledge than him!

Blood roared in Levi’s ears as his heart began to slam against his ribcage in a terrible rhythm.

“I-impossible…” Levi whispered.

Countless hours of watch time, dozens of fan meetups, thousands of hours worth of online scouring for any spare piece of trivia… all of that was null and void because of some… some human who didn’t even know what TSL was until a few days ago!

“Well, no, it’s not impossible, I just did it.” MC said with their usual, enraging little smile. Levi felt a hiss escape his throat as his pupils contracted while he glared at the human.

“Well, sorry Levi,” Mammon gave his younger brother a halfhearted finger gun. “Looks like MC might not have all the useless knowledge you got, but they know what really counts.”

“That’s not…” Levi managed to sputter as his throat began to close. “That’s not…”

“That’s not what, Levi? Say it louder so the mic can pick it-“

“THAT’S NOT FAIR!” Levi’s hand shot out and crushed the head of the microphone before slamming it into the ground.

Asmo shrieked in surprise and jumped backwards as Levi grabbed the edge of his podium and flung it aside like it was a ragdoll. It splintered against the door of the assembly hall with a loud crash.

Forked tongue flicking out between his teeth, Levi felt his tail lash behind him as he slowly grew taller. “THERE’S NO WAY SOME STUPID HUMAN COULD POSSIBLY BE A BIGGER FAN THAN ME. THERE’S NO WAY IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF THIS STUPID FUCKING HELLHOLE.”

“But there is a way.” MC was staring up at him, not a single glint of fear in their eyes. “I was told.”

“L-Levi…” Mammon called out, hands up and slowly approaching him like he was a feral animal. “C-come on, it’s just a little trivia contest…”

“SHUT UP, MAMMON!” Levi levelled an accusatory finger at his older brother, his eyes glowing a deep orange. “YOU HELPED THEM WITH THIS, DIDN’T YOU?! JUST TO SPITE ME! YOU ABSOLUTELY IRREDEEMABLE SCUMBAG!”

“Leviathan!” Lucifer rose from his seat so quickly the chair skidded and slammed into the back wall. “Calm yourself down immediately before-“

“Don’t call Mammon a scumbag.” MC said, icily calm. “He was very kind in helping me.”

“You…” Levi could feel his neck pop and crack as he turned to look back at the human. “Do you ever… know when… to SHUT UP?!��

And with that, Levi lunged for them.

Time seemed to slow to a crawl as Levi soared forward, claws outstretched, magic crackling between his fingers, but as Levi’s snake like eyes flitted to the side for the briefest of moments, all he could notice was a look of pure terror on some of the faces in the crowd.

The icy stillness of Diavolo’s face was enough to send shivers down Levi’s spine, the wide eyed panic on Asmo, Beel’s and Satan’s, and the near look of resigned defeat, rage, and horror on Lucifer’s made Levi… hesitate.

Until he felt something ram into his gut and stop him dead in his tracks.

The human had somehow split themselves almost completely in half, opening up their chest and sending a thick, inky black tendril directly at Levi. It wrapped around him and held him in place midair. Through the ink-like fluid, Levi could feel that there was something solid beneath it. The tendril flexed and twisted around, almost like Levi’s own tail.

Levi heard Lucifer shout his name, but he couldn’t turn his head to check. Breath quickening, Levi thrashed in his bindings, trying to claw his way out.

“What the… WHAT THE HELL?!” Levi screamed.

“Your behaviour has been… suboptimal.” MC blankly said. Their body was stiffly yanked backwards by an unknown force, keeping them perfectly straight, but not letting them hit the ground. Eyes sprouted from within MC’s empty chest cavity and began to shoot out and bob around Levi’s prone form, staring at his tail, horns, and newly grown-in fangs.

“I do not appreciate being treated like this.” MC’s voice seemed to be coming from everywhere at once, Levi felt himself begin to involuntarily convulse within the iron grip of the tendril as the sickening sound seemed to bounce off his very skull. “After all, I’ve been nothing but a good exchange student.”

“Put him down. Right now!” Levi faintly heard Lucifer snarl, but if all felt so far away… so distant…

“Lucifer.” MC said, the faintest hint of confusion in their voice. “I’m just defending myself. I was attacked first.”

“MC.” Diavolo’s voice called out. “Please release Leviathan, I don’t think he’ll be a threat to you anymore. Not after this display.”

After a brief moment of hesitation, Levi was dropped. The Avatar of Envy felt himself fall directly into someone’s arms, but his head was still buzzing from the near crushing grip of the tendril.

“I gotcha… Levi… I gotcha…” Levi heard Mammon whisper.

“Have I won the tournament?”

That question sucked the air out of the room, as his vision finally began to clear, Levi looked over at where the human… no, the thing was standing.

They looked… normal again, like the nightmarish monster had never even made itself known! MC, the totally normal, albeit a bit socially odd human exchange student, was smiling again.

Diavolo sucked in a breath, and stiffly nodded. “I… I believe you did…”

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“Mammon!” MC called out as they skipped through the halls of the house of Lamentation. “Mammon come on! We won! Let’s go celebrate!”

MC stopped outside of Mammon’s closed door, and raised a fist to knock, only for their hand to be caught just mere inches from hitting the door.

Looking up, MC saw Lucifer. His eyes were a deep shade of unnatural, piercing red that made MC involuntarily shiver.

“Don’t speak to Mammon.”

Tilting their head, MC squinted up at Lucifer. “Why not?”

“After the stunt you pulled today you’re lucky you’re even still in one piece.”

The air went still. Neither dared to take a breath. The glow in Lucifer’s eyes got brighter and brighter, and MC felt their chest tighten at the sight.

Horns, pitch black wings, and a diamond birthmark appeared on Lucifer, but that wasn’t all. Faint, red patterns, akin to the centre of a peacock’s feathers fanned out behind Lucifer. Each of the piercing crimson eyes stared down at MC, filling up every square inch of their mind.

“You might be strong, but you have no idea what I could do to you.” Lucifer said through a maw of dagger-sharp teeth.

Lucifer abruptly returned to normal, dropped MC’s arm, and stalked off down the hall.

MC stood still, not breathing, fidgeting, or even thinking. They just felt hot blood rush to their cheeks.

A door creaked open. Asmodeus poked his head out into the hallway.

“Okay, someone on this floor is absurdly turned on and I have no idea why, because the vibes here are rancid.”

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Levi sat in his bed-tub pressed into the pile of pillows by his weighted blanket.

“…Henry…” Levi whined. “Am I stupid..?”

“No, Levi.” Henry 2.0 replied. “You’re not stupid. You had no idea MC would turn into a giant monster.”

“You’re right.” Levi straightened up, wrapping his blanket around his shoulders. “I just… didn’t expect a sneak attack like that! Just… the mere idea that they knew that stuff about the next TSL stuff… it drove me crazy… I really am just some useless sucky Otaku…”

“Just because they knew one spoiler does not mean you’re any less of a fan of TSL.” Henry continued. “You’re the Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy, the third eldest and powerful among the seven rulers of hell, you’re far from some Otaku loser.”

“Psh… Admiral Of Hell’s Navy… what a useless fucking title…” Levi murmured. “I haven’t done anything with my army since the pirate invasion, and that was over 350 years ago…”

“Those pirates were undead and on ghost ships, you’ll be able to fight them again in the next hundred years!”

“That’s not the point…” Levi huffed. “But thanks, Henry 2.0.”

“LEVI!” A harsh knocking on the door stirred Levi from his self deprecating stupor. “It’s me! It’s MC! I’m here for the record!”

“Y-yuh… you s-still want the record..?” Levi shakily inched towards the door.

“Yes. Fear not, Leviathan. I’m not mad anymore.” MC said. “If neither of us harm each other, I think we could get along just fine.”

“U-uhhh…” Levi slowly opened the door open a crack, being met with MC’s smiling face.

“Hello!” MC chirped.

“H-hey…” Levi mumbled. “So… I suppose you want that pact now…”

“Pact?” MC tilted their head. “Well, I sure would like one. Having one with Mammon has been so much fun!”

MC stuck out their hand, tiny and human, and Levi shakily stuck out his own.

“Thanks Levi!” MC beamed as the sudden zap from the pact mark nearly made Levi jump. “I’ll take the record now.”

“R-r-right!” Levi shut the door and rummaged through his things, careful not to damage any of his precious collectibles. Finally, he struck gold, and pulled out his special TSL soundtrack… farewell, dear soundtrack.

He slid the record under the door, and MC gasped in delight before picking it up. “I won’t damage it! I’ll have it back in one piece, promise.”

“Th-thanks…” Levi stopped himself before he could say ‘human’. What even… was MC anyway? “Um… MC…”

“See you around, Leviathan!”

Levi heard the telltale signs of feet thumping against the carpet and moving away from his precious sanctuary. The avatar of envy felt himself release a sigh of relief as he flopped backwards onto the floor. Geez… what had he gotten himself into..?

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“Demons like handwritten notes, right?” MC wondered to themselves as they placed a bow on top of the record along with a handwritten note in messy cursive. As quickly as MC had adapted to life in the Devildom, they hadn’t exactly fully gotten the hang of writing yet.

Coming to a stop outside of Lucifer’s room, they slid the little gift underneath the door and began their walk towards the attic.

The stairs to the top winded up in a dizzying pattern, but MC only smiled and began to jog up the stairs two at a time, excitement and adrenaline coursing through their veins.

Until of course, they slammed into an invisible wall and were sent tumbling backwards.

“Shit, are you… dead?” MC heard a familiar voice ask.

“No.” MC replied, a jumbled heap of fractured bones and pulled muscles at the bottom of the staircase. They felt their body snap back into place, and as quick as a flash they were back to normal. “Why can’t I get up?”

“Lucifer’s magic…” the voice grumbled. “Just- hang on. Try coming up again.”

MC, this time with more caution, started up the stairs, and when they got to the invisible barrier, it seemed to crumple under their touch, like old plastic wrap.

“H-hurry! This is taking a lot of my energy!”

Taking the voice’s words to heart, MC pushed aside the crumbling magical barrier and stepped into the attic. Leaning on a metal door at the end of the hallway, was a… slightly familiar face.

“Do I know you?” MC asked as they made their way over. “You look familiar.”

The man shrugged, then yawned. “It’s possible, I have one of those faces. Anyway,”

A lazy grin spread across the man’s face as he looked MC up and down. “You’re the human exchange student, huh?”

Ah! He thinks I’m human! I’m getting a good grade at being normal!

MC nodded enthusiastically, muscling through a cheeky giggle. “Yep! That’s me! I’m MC, pleasure to meet you!”

The stranger gave MC a nod. “Yeah, nice to meet you too. So as you can see, I’m a little stuck up here.”

“Oh!” MC gasped, inspecting the door. “How’d that happen?”

“Lucifer…” the stranger growled, but MC felt their face flush at the mere mention of his name. Sigh, those piercing red eyes filled with unknowable magic powers beyond even MC’s comprehension…

“He trapped me up here.”

“Oh, aren’t you a demon too if you’re in the Devildom? Can’t you just bust down the door? I’ve seen Beel do it when he got locked out of the kitchen.”

“N-no, I’m a human, like you.”

MC squinted and looked the stranger up and down, then nodded. “Yeah, I guess you kind of look like a human.”

“Good, good.” The stranger nodded. “So, I need your help to get me out of here.”

“Oh, okay! I can just-” MC reached out to touch the metal bars of the door.

“NO!” The stranger shouted, stopping MC dead in their tracks. “The door is enchanted!”

Oh. MC thought. And humans can’t normally rip magic doors off their hinges. Gotta keep up the ruse!

“Uh, okay.” MC clapped their hands and took a few steps back. “So what can I do?”

“Make pacts with the demons you’re living with. With their power, you’ll be able to open the door.”

“That sounds so fun!” MC exclaimed, beginning to bounce on their toes. “I loved making pacts with Mammon and Levi! I’ll do my best!”

“…fun isn’t the word I would have used, but alright.” The stranger shrugged and made a shooing motion with his hands. “Now, head back downstairs and don’t mention me to anyone, okay?”

MC gave him a salute, and then bolted back down the stairs, a new mission in mind.

Being everyone’s friend is going to be so so easy! Just watch!

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Author’s Note

Hey all, this chapter was fun to write, I love Levi, he sucks (affectionate)

Tell me what you thought!

Taglist:

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sinkableruby · 5 months

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araragi seishirou manga gay compilation

and some misc seishirous

YES THE GAY

ohhhh they should kiss they should kiss so bad

gay toss + gay catch combo!!!!

heh

he sip

damn it was actually toxic yaoi

hey episodes here now. yaaay (funny that thats how they translated his catchphrase)

noo dont fight over the girl just make out......!

all the boys charmed by his classic koyomi overture

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID IT YEAHHHHH

WHAT IF WE WERE TWO THRALLS WITH THE SAME MASTER AND WE KISSED.... HAHA JUST KIDDING......... UNLESS?

smooch already. timeline split where these two get together when

EPISODE ⁉

(and then they did their duel)

oh he's a hand now. what do you know the perfect shape etc etc

ok gay over

wait this isnt more gay but actually

whys he doin the kaneki pose thats funny ok bye

#monogatari #bakemonogatari manga #shishirui seishirou #araragi koyomi

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glamrockhimbos · 5 days

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[Freddy] Hello! Um... Am I doing this right...? I am not entirely familiar with this platform...

Oh! Monty is asking me to hand him the phone! Here you go Monty!

[Monty] For cryin' out loud... Freddy, y'don't have to say everything you're doin'.

[Freddy] If that is true then why did you just type out your sentence to me as you said it?

[Monty] Damnit...

[Bonnie] Helloooo internet! This is Bonnie Bunny coming to you live from Monty's green room-

[Monty] Don't tell everyone you're in my green room! You're not supposed to be in here!

[Bonnie] Aw c'mon Monty, lighten up a little- do think management really cares that much what we write on here? It's Tumblr. Half the site is probably going to think we're a gimmick blog.

[Freddy] What is a gimmick blog?

[Bonnie] See? That is exactly what a gimmick blog would say. No one will suspect a thing!

[Monty] I guess-

[Freddy] Ohhhh... It is probably a blog with a gimmick. That makes sense. Does that make our gimmick being gay animatronics?

[Bonnie] Oh-wow-would-you-look-at-the-time-well-we-better-be-going-bye!!!!

[Monty] BONNIE!!!!

[Freddy] Am I wrong? If they wanted a straight animatronic they could go see Chuck E. Cheese...

//Out of Character

//This is an ask blog for Monty, Bonnie, and Freddy! Gregory and some other characters might make appearances later on, but so far I don't have any firm plans.

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddys #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #Montgomery gator #ask blog #unreality #tw unreality #character ask blog #fnaf ask blog #roleplay blog #kinda?

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tsuki-sennin · 2 months

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You may have noticed that this watchthrough of King-Ohger has been dead for... months. There's a multitude of reasons for this. Mainly that I keep forgetting or I've been too focused on other things or some game came out, or... I fell off big time.

That is why starting today, I will be rectifying that extensively!

A three-part adventure! Spiders Jeremy allegedly betrays his closest friends! Rita meets their predecessor! We meet Jeramie's hot spider mom! All this and more on Spoilers I guess!

So uh... Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh yeah, I left on this cliffhanger, huh?

-Nooooooo

-"How dare you..."

-Everyone is dead.

-Everybody is comatose in the intro, Jesus fuck

-Gerojim.....

-Evil bug ladies have a tendency to be distressingly hot, so Hilbil frightens me

-"Well, now~! It was you, hmmm?" Jeramie says, barely holding his rage.

-Ohhhhhhhh, straight up holding him back.

-OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HELL DIMENSION

-Goddamn Jesters.

-Jingoist Ignition.

-The Lady Leech strikes.

-...I wonder if she's meant to evoke a succubus?

-Jesus this is messed up

-Misapplied patriotism.

-Sooooo, Jeramie... whaddya doin' up there?

-He loves that planet.

-"Wanna help me out~?"

-The clock strikes high noon in the kingdom of Shugoddam. In the dungeon, Gira steps forth to Captain Douga's cell, placing a lantern just in front of the bars.

-Ohhhh...

-"We NEED you!"

-"...oops? Oh well, you can handle it. I know you can :)"

-Their qualifications left on their chairs.

-"Ohsama Sentai Kingohger..."

-"Hiiiiiiiiiiii~!"

-JERAMIE?????

-"I am Jeramie Idmonaarok Ne Brasieri, last of my great line, son of a hero and a gentle-hearted woman, King of the Bognaarok, and the greatest of the Ohsama Sentai! And you can all suck it!"

-What the hell is your game here, Jeramie?

-"Okay, no you just gotta execute me, feed the bugs I shoved into Rita's basement, and make sure that all the humans are happy and we're set :)"

-W-wha...?

-OKAY?????

-Wha????

-Jeramie... You're really going back to square one just for this? There were better ways than this, surely.

-Oh

-Oh I see now.

-A long due big hand for Jeramie Brasieri.

-For Spiders Jeremy.

-Ohhhhh, that's great to hear again.

-"So uh... what's the matter here?"

-HOLY SHIT GIRA HULJ

-Get her ass!

-Insert WOOOO

-That leech has way too much movement.

-Ohger Finiiiiish~!

-Well damn. Got away, did she?

-Seems Dagdaddy took poorly to his in-flight entertainment.

-"I've already waited 2000 years. What's like... two more, really?"

-G

-Grodie

-Oh my god, they have their own Spiders Jeremy.

-Episode 30, okay

-Jeramie refers to himself in the third person.

-Jewelry~!

-Karras...

-That's spelled close enough to "karass", which in Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle is a Bokononist term referring to a group of people who share a significant connection or higher purpose. This is opposed to "granfalloon", which refers to people who think they're connection is special but really means about as much as two people both being Hoosiers.

-Fairly appropriate, given this is a chief justice.

-Oh come now Rita, you can spare a second for tea, right~?

-"That is my schtick, but to be honest I'm way more worried about you."

-Jeramie...

-Ohhhhhh, the Sanagim!

-You guys are super adorable, I'm glad you guys are... seemingly kinda okay, given the circumstances.

-Freezing!

-Down the lake they go.

-Daaaaaang, you sip so closely.

-She liiiiiikes yoooooou~!

-Awwww, Himeno...

-"Bite my head off, why don't you..."

-Ohhhhhh, language?????

-Taselles mirullia da'pago!

-Hiiiii, boss.

-There's that eye of theirs again.

-Chief Justice???

-"Spill it, Rita."

-Freezing a kid's eye for power...

-Jesus Christ, Karras-

-That must be our Grodie then, eh?

-"A hospital..."

-OHHHHHH

-Okay, it's a little hard for me to tell past the make-up and glasses, but that's Kousei Amano! That's Sakuya Tachibana!

-His murder fetish has become.

-They're all dead!

-Grodie Leucodium.

-"Who dat?"

-KAMEJIM?????

-"Oh~! You forgot, didn't you~? Oh well, don't worry, I took care of it long ago~!"

-"Oh no, no, no~! It's genocide we're doing today, you see~!"

-I see... an enemy with no control.

-Himeno and Rita.

-Oh

-Cool, he's immortal too.

-Stop talking about your death boner, please.

-KAMI NO IKARI DAAAAA

-"Stupid life-livers..."

-Use of extremely lethal force.

-Taselles mirullia da'pago.

-Moffun...

-Himeno....

-"We will kill his ass. Together."

-OH????

-Oh hi there

-"Mom?????"

-Oh sure you do.

-Hello, Mrs. Nephila.

-Oh hi, Dogdad.

-"Instant genocide, it's gonna be Off Da Chain~!"

-Jeramie's fucking hammock

-Kaguragi's beyond impressed.

-Holy shit, Nephila just

-Wiped him the fuck out

-I think I'm in love

-United by one purpose

-Warm....

-"Count me out of this one, please."

-Poor Jeramie.

-I suspect the severity of the situation calls for Yanma's... direct approach.

-Play a sick game.

-"Rita! Ref time."

-You're a lucky gal, getting cuffed by Rita like that.

-Kaguragi?????

-Bro????

-Ventra!!!!

-"We're going to beg like little bitches because the absolute last thing we should be having right now is pride!"

-Fotsuka Fortune.....

-That's bribery Rita!

-Into the cage they go.

-"Ugh screw this, who cares, let's do it."

-Just when they were starting to have fun...

-VENTRAAAAAA!

-"That's not happening, man."

-"Screw this, we're doing this ourselves!"

-Digdug

-Giant Spider Milf.

-...this is truly dangerous territory we've entered.

-"Sorry you lost, by the way. <3"

-"Laugh, boy!"

-KERPRANKED

-"...Huh?"

-CHICANERY

-Oh...

-No Giant Spider MILF then?

-Dugded Dujarden, you have been played.

-"Nobody lied to you. Nobody told you."

-The salt in that water bear.

-Ms. Nephila...

-Farewell, ma'am...

-OH FUCK THEY GRABBED KAGURAGI

-EVERYBODY'S GONE

-The worst place imaginable.

-Tokyo.

-Yeah the Kyoryuger crossover~! That'll come later today though. And it will be later today, because today's Kyoryuger's 10th anniversary!

#Rejoice O Swarming Evil! You're My King!#super sentai #ohsama sentai kingohger #kingohger #king ohger

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marinerainbow · 6 months

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//OK so hear me out: Shiny teaching Poppy the rules of seduction. Smartass comes into the office and she has her hair down, is taking her sweet time getting anything done, blinks very slowly at him and tries to lean on the table so much she falters. When she goes to walk her fingers over his shoulders he just flat out sighs.

"Whaddaya doin'?"

"I...was trying to be-"

looks blankly at where her hand is resting

"Oh forget it."

He just narrows his eyes in complete confusion, scratching the fluff on his head and then he realises as she's walking out the door...her shoes! She's wearing high heels! She's never worn heels like that around him before.

"Waaaaaait a second!"

"Hm?"

"You're uh...kinda dressed ta the nines fer secretary work aintcha?"

"...I was wondering when you would catch on."

There's a pause and he's like "Ohhhh I get it! You're goin' out aftah work. What's the occasion? Ya need money?"

Poppy takes her hand over the door handle, rolls her eyes into her head as Smartass goes for his wallet and just as he's in the middle of taking out 100 simoleons, she kisses him and he makes that exact face when Eddie shoved the soap in his mouth.

"No I n-need you."

"..."

"Well Baby, why didn'tcha say so?"

I love this so much! I truly do. Especially since it involves Poppy growing out of her shell and becoming bolder and Shiny and Pops veing gal pals... But I can't see Poppy doing this. At least not while at work.

Even after Poppy has realized that what she was taught/drawn into her was BS, she still gets uncomfortable with being open about sexual topics in a non educational manner. It's partially because it was hammered into her that it was a thing to keep behind closed doors, and partially because she genuinely prefers to only seduce her partner in private. She is still very much a PDA gal, and doesn't judge others who are more open about their desire for each other. She herself just prefers to keep that kind of intimacy in her own home. And at work, she is especially focused on her job so she wouldn't budge on that either. She may giggle or sneak some cheek kisses, but anything more than that is a big no-no in her work environment, "We are doing our jobs! We have to focus on work now."

HOWEVER. Since the weasels' work environment is also their home environment, it does get conflicting for Poppy; should she let this be an exception or no? She might try to be more flexible in her 'no nonsense at work' rule as she figures out what she's comfortable with in Smartass' home/office building. If she ever did something as bold (for her) as THIS, then it would have to be while the rest of the guys are out. Probably talking to some 'clients' or conducting interrogations around town.

So in short; since Smartass' office is in his god damn living room, Poppy would try this only at the right time XD but she could also be more bold when they retire for the night in the bedroom later 👀 (and Shiny could teach her plenty more things to do to rile her man up in private)

#asks #Smarty-Pop #ships #OC x Canon #Smartass Weasel #Poppy #Shiny Weasel #my own OC'S #wfrr #who Framed Roger Rabbit #OC tid-bits

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leaderoffestivals · 2 years

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CROSS FIRE: Strength and Strength Ch 2

Kuro: Oi oi, what the hell’s that? Yer ain’t a Mama, yer just ‘playin’ house’, aren’t ya? What’s more, Tetsu’s pride won’t ever allow him to ask fer help like—

Tetora: Mama, please~!

Kuro: that—OI!

Scenario Writer: Kino Seitarou (with Akira) Season: Summer Characters: Kiryu Kuro, Mikejima Madara, Nagumo Tetora, Sazanami Jun, Tomoe Hiyori Proofed by: @ryuseipuka, Skyress

< The next day. In Ensemble Square, the Dojo.>

Kuro: 1, 2, 3, 4… …

… … Whoops. I started countin’ out loud outta habit.

I just can’t get over the feelin’ of bein’ Captain and soundin’ out the count during warm-up, even when I’m doin’ stretches by myself, huh~ ♪

5, 6, 7, 8… …

(Sound of the door opening.)

Madara: Yo~, Kuro-san. You’re going aaall out for practice today~ ♪

Kuro: Oh, Mikejima, huh? This is rare. Are you here fer a workout, too?

Madara: Yup. The scope of my idol activities have been reduced enough as it is. If I don’t show up for Circle activities every once in a while, my existence would really be forgotten, riiight?

Besides, I don’t have anything better to do right now~. It’s not a bad idea to play to my heart’s content while I still can.

… … That’s how it is, Kuro-san. Since you’re stretching right now, how about pairing up with me?

We’ve been training buddies for quite a while now. It must’ve been especially lonely for you when I wasn’t around, right? ♪

Kuro: It’s not like I particularly missed ya or anythin’, but whatever. I’ll accept yer offer of some easy company.

Would ya mind stickin’ close to my back? I want to give my back muscles a real good stretch.

Madara: I don’t mind at aaall. Ready, and go… …

Kuro: Ohhhh~, that feels terrific as hell. Just as one would expect from a big guy, like, yer real stable. I’m able to stretch without havin’ to worry.

Alright, it’s my turn next—

(Sound of door opening again.)

Tetora: This is terrible, this is just SO TERRIBLE!

Kuro: Hm, Tetsu?

Tetora: AH! Taisho, Mikejima-senpai! It’s great that the both of you are here!

Have you seen this flyer that’s been posted outside the dojo?

Kuro: Nope, I didn’t notice anythin’ like that… … What’s gotten you so upset about it?

It can’t be anythin’ that bad, even if it says the Circle’s about to be shut down or somethin’. You don’t have to go gettin’ upset over somethin’ as trivial as a flyer.

Tetora: Th-that’s true, but errrm… Please take a look at this!

Madara: What’s this… …? [Recruiting Those With Pride In Their Strength! A Search For The Strongest Man In ES]... …?

The P-Association should be the ones in charge of putting up this ad. It seems to be a job offer of some sort.

Tetora: Yes, that’s right! And the content of this job recruitment is obviously aimed at us from SHIN; in other words, it’s a letter of challenge! We have no choice but to accept it, right?!

Madara: U~mmm. I’m not feeling any attraction whatsoever towards the title of ‘The Strongest Man’, though.

Tetora: Please don’t say such a thing! The entire pride of SHIN is at stake here, you know~!?

The martial arts Circle SHIN must definitely be the one to win the title of ‘The Strongest Man’! Taisho, you must think so too, right?

Kuro: Me? I ain’t particularly interested either, but… …

Well. Since Tetsu feels so strongly about it, it wouldn’t hurt to go and just hear ‘em out, I guess?

Tetora: Hooray! As expected of Taisho, you have such an open mind! ☆ And, if you don’t mind, Mikejima-senpai, you definitely have to come join us, please!

I’ve been hearing so much about you from Morisawa-senpai for ages now, but we’ve never had much opportunity to work together. I’d absolutely love to have a chance to do that now!

Madara: Hmm? Aren’t you being unusually pushy about this?

But since you’ve gone and put it like that, I guess there’s just no helping it. If you were to ask me again by saying, “Mama, please~!” in a reeeally sweet voice, perhaps I’ll respond favourably to your request after all?

Kuro: Oi oi, what the hell’s that? Yer ain’t a Mama, yer just ‘playin’ house’, aren’t ya? What’s more, Tetsu’s pride won’t ever allow him to ask fer help like—

Tetora: Mama, please~!

Kuro: that—OI!

Tetora: Fu~fu~fu~. For the sake of discovering ES’ Strongest Man, I’ll grin and endure doing this much at least!

(Besides, if it happens that this flyer is really aiming to decide who the strongest man in ES is—

Then the truth behind last year’s Dragon King Competition and the real strength of Mysterious Fighter M will also be revealed! Haha!)

<Meanwhile, in the Training Room…>

Hiyori: Jun-kun, Jun-kun, come take a look at this!

Jun: Hmm? “Recruiting Those With Pride in Their Strength”~?

Ohiisan, did you really come all this way to the Training Room just to show this to me?

Hiyori: Yes, yes! I would never be caught dead doing anything as stinky and sweaty as muscle training. I’m already fit enough from normal lessons as is!

Jun: That’s easy for you to say, but Ohiisan’s actually a pretty chubby guy, you know?

Hiyori: Seriously? How rude of you to use the word ‘chubby’ to describe me! A more appropriate way of expressing it would be ‘possessing moderate muscle tone’; but you don’t know anything about being polite with your words at all, do you, Jun-kun?

Jun: Well, if Ohiisan says so, I guess.

But then~, ‘Those with pride in their strength’, hu~h… I don’t know what this project is about, but it smells pretty darn fishy.

Hiyori: Haha! You’re worrying way too much about it, don’t you think? This isn’t the Reimei Academy of old, after all. This job is offered by the P-Association, so isn’t it likely that Anzu-chan will be in charge of this?

Jun: Ah~... … I get it now. So, this project is Anzu-san’s doing, huh?

It’s kinda surprising, but that girl’s into well-built bodies and stuff like that for some reason. She says and does pretty weird things sometimes, too.

When we bumped into each other here the other day, she actually said that she wanted to feel my muscles.

Hiyori: Hmm? She must definitely have been very tired.

Anyway. How about it, Jun-kun? Do you have what it takes to become ‘The Strongest Man in ES’?

Jun: Huh? Why are you talking as if it’s already decided that I’m gonna be part of this?

Hiyori: Because it’s interesting, that’s why! And I would also like to see Jun-kun’s muscles actually be useful for something for once ♪

Jun: Man! This guy’s honestly always making unreasonable demands of me… …

How do you plan on explaining this to Ibara in the first place?

You know how he is; He’ll probably say, “You’ll ruin the image of Eden,” or “Don’t go working for Anzu-san as you please,” and stuff like that.

Hiyori: Oh, there’s absolutely no need to explain anything at all! We’re blessed with the tools of modernity after all, so we can check in with each other on our smartphones instantly ♪

And so you see, I’m going to use ‘HoldHands’ to send a message to Ibara! And I’m going to say, “Jun-kun is interested in this flyer!”... … like this~ ♪

Jun: AH~! Wait a damned minute, Ohiisan! What are you doing—

(Phone buzzes.)

Hiyori: Ohhh. Just as one would expect from Ibara, he’s always so quick to reply! What does he say… …?

“It seems interesting, so you may proceed as you wish. It has been my long-cherished wish that Jun’s useless muscles be useful for some kind of work too.” There you go~ ♪

Jun: That bastaaard~... …!

GODDAMN! This conversation’s progressing way too smoothly, dammit! There’s nothing more annoying than two people who’re in cahoots with each other… …!

Hiyori: Fufu~! Are you going to protest this decision that’s been sanctioned by both Ibara and myself? If you think you can do it, then go ahead and try!

Jun: Really? This guy is just too stubborn, that’s why… …

Since there’s nothing I can do about it, I’ll approach this job offer with an open mind. I’ve only worked with Anzu-san a few times before this, and there’s probably still a lot I can learn from her.

Hiyori: Yes, yes! Very good! I'm not too fond of the expression ‘approach with an open mind’ because it sounds too much like something that Ibara would say, but—

—It would be a good experience to work beyond the boundaries of the agency and the unit every once in a while, don’t you think? That’s what I call fine weather… …! ☆

—————-To be continued——————-

Chapter 1 / Chapter 3

Translator’s Notes:

#ensemble stars #enstars tl #Kiryu Kuro #Mikejima Madara #Nagumo Tetora #Sazanami Jun #Tomoe Hiyori #CROSS FIRE #Strength and Strength #AKATSUKI #MaM #Eden #Ryuseitai #Eve #Jun-kun enduring all the snarky remarks about his muscles being useless must be a thing #And SHIN interactions are so precious

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babyapocalypse · 8 months

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Ohhhh can you do some baby Heather AND Courtney? I feel like they’d either agree on everything or disagree lol

YESS !! (hoping i understood this right, if not feel free to correct me!)

babysitter ; gwen

✦ little ; court + heath

Gwen was watching both little Heather and little Courtney, which was a chaotic, yet adorable, experience. Heather was regressed around 3-4, while Court was regressed around 5-6. Heather was sitting on Gwen’s lap, her paci in her mouth and stuffed cat in her hand while she was doing a 20 piece puzzle. “I gots dis! U doin’ it wrongs heath!” Courtney says, dragging out the ‘heath’ into a long whine. “Nuh uh.” Heather mumbles from behind her pacifier, going back to doing her puzzle in peace. Gwen giggles at their small bickering, she can admit, it is kind of cute and silly. Courtney frowns at Gwen for laughing, then tried to show Gwen how Heather was so called ‘messing up’.

Heather had not a single clue what she was doing wrong, although all the pieces were in random spots, not even close to making a cat. “Looooook!” Courtney says, jumping up and down at this point. “Hey, sweetie, Heather’s a lot younger than you, alright? This is a challenge for her. If you want to, I can give you your own puzzle to work on!” Gwen exclaims, hoping this could fix the issue. Courtney nods, causing Gwen to slowly get up, holding Heather in her arms now, looking around for a puzzle.

She pulls out an 100 piece puzzle, handing it to Courtney. It had a dog on it, causing her to clap. It was a golden retriever puzzle, which Heather noticed, causing her to let out a little “s a wetrieber!” Which Gwen giggled at. “You’re right baby, it is!” She cooed, sitting back down and placing Heath on her lap once again.

Thankfully, the puzzle had distracted Courtney. Heather gets bored of her cat puzzle, causing her to spit out her paci and drag out a long whine, with the exact words ‘i wann pwayyyy kittieessss..’ which was an extremely long whine. Courtney gets up, her puzzle being done now. “Let’s play kitties!” She says, clapping and going over to Heather’s stash of cat toys.

“Wow, you guys agreed on something!” Gwen says, genuine shock in her voice. She was babysitting these two since Duncan and Alejandro had plans to hang out with all of the boys of Total Drama today. Besides that, Gwen had been here for 3 hours already and this was the first time they agreed on anything.

“You has to be dis kitty.” Heather says, forcing Courtney to hold the orange tabby cat. Courtney shockingly accepts the cat, causing Gwen to verbally gasp. “Wow, im so proud of you two!” She says, relieved she can finally get a break from the bickering back and forth. They play with the cat toys, giggling together.

After a while, they get bored, running up to their sleepy babysitter who had dozed off a bit. “We wan pway pwincess.” Heather says, yanking Gwen’s hand. Gwen yawns, before getting to where they keep the princess dresses. Courtney picks out the purple dress while Heather picks out the white one. “Let me guess, im the teal princess again?” Gwen asks. They both nod, remembering how ridiculous Gwen looked in a princess dress. Gwen sighs, getting changed into the dress that was clearly too small for her. They always put her in the teal one since it was the tightest out of the three, meaning they didn’t want to wear it, plus it was funny to them how Gwen pretended to be a miserable princess in that dress.

Gwen gets them both into their Princess dresses, as they run around, crowns on and all. Gwen giggles. Although this dress was far too tight, it was so worth being in to see the two littles get along. She smiles as they both yank her by the hand, sitting her down at the tea table with all the stuffed animals. “Oh boy, who’s the chef here?” Gwen says, looking around. She notices a stuffed animal in the toy kitchen, causing her to giggle a bit. They really thought of every job possible to overwork their toys, eh?

The stuffed bear makes the tea and biscuits, causing Heather to bring her stuffed cat to come be the waiter. “Hewes da most pewfect yea we hab!” Heather says in a high pitch voice, mocking how she thinks the cat would speak. Gwen giggles, before letting out a little ‘thank you!’ looking directly at the stuffed cat. Gwen drinks the imaginary tea, before letting out a little ‘delicious!’ causing Courtney and Heath to high-five.

Later on, they get sleepy and tired. “Hey, let’s get you guys ready for nap time, okay?” Gwen says, carrying them both over to the baby bedroom. She picks out pajamas for both of them. A footsie onesie with white long haired cats and pink bows for Heather and a solid purple onesie for Court. She gets them both changed up before handing them each their favorite stuffed animal. She puts a pacifier in Heather’s mouth before kissing each of them on the forehead.

“Goodnight little ones. I had fun with you both, I hope I get to do it again!” Gwen says, waving goodnight at them and blowing kisses. They both mumble a little ‘night night’ in return, making Gwen smile.

Gwen was happy she got to do this and she really wanted to do it again extremely badly.

#total drama agere

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twstinginthewind · 1 year

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[PLAY] (senses meme) Lazaro to Punch? Dorm buds, yo!

Five Senses prompts

Punch poked his head into the Ignihyde lounge nervously. It was usually empty, but he could never be too cautious. He didn't want to invoke the wrath of his more introverted dormmates, after all. But the acoustics in his room were, quite frankly, crap. And he needed to get some practice time in. Normally, he would have headed to the campus courtyard for this, but the weather had been absolutely miserable all day, and there was no way he was about to expose his precious Harmonia to the elements.

Satisfied that he was alone, he stepped into the room, closing the door behind him. Punch gently set down the soft case that he held under one arm, and undid the zipper. And there she was; sweet Harmonia, all compact curves and gorgeous lines. He lifted the ukulele from her case gently, and gave each string a gentle strum.

And winced. Oof. She needed tuning.

And although Punch was trying to be quiet, the tell-tale bending pitches of a string instrument being coaxed into tune made their way outside of the lounge, catching the ear of a passing student. A wide smile spread across the young man's face, and his eyes brightened. Ohhhh. Lazaro knew Ignihyde had his people, but he wasn't expecting another musician.

Lazaro listened to the sounds of the ukulele player tuning up a moment longer before hurrying to his room to retrieve his own instrument. His guitar was an heirloom, but well-maintained, and sang out under a quick preliminary strum. Beautiful. Lazaro made his way back towards the lounge, his prize in hand.

Meanwhile, Punch had just completed a few warmups. He always felt a little bit awkward when he first picked up his beloved Harmonia; since his last growth spurt shot him past six foot two, he was afraid he looked awkward holding such a small instrument. But running a few arpeggiated chords beneath his fingertips brought back the comfortable groove he always felt while playing. He took a moment to flick his phone on, already open to a tab and lyrics page in his browser, and he set to work.

Punch started to play through the first verse of the song, singing along as he went. He was so focused, he didn't notice the door opening behind him, and Lazaro slipping in, his guitar already strapped around his neck.

Laz recognized the tune; it was the theme to a movie that had been popular a few years back, and he was pretty sure he could fake along. He waited for just the right moment, and as the song's chorus began, he began to play along with the other boy.

Punch just about fell out of his seat, but he didn't stop playing. He turned toward the guitarist, doing a stunned double-take before grinning at the newcomer. The two played through the rest of the song, harmonizing on the vocal lines and improvising through the solo section, before they even spoke a word to each other.

Punch offered a hand. "I don't think we've met, bud. Punch Carder, how ya doin?"

Laz flipped him a lazy salute. "Mucho gusto. Lazaro Muertinez. I didn't know we had anyone else who played here."

"Me either!" Punch bounced slightly with enthusiasm. "I was worried it'd be too, I dunno. Obnoxious? Me playing out here. I wasn't expecting a duet!!"

Lazaro looked down at his guitar. "This one, it's not how I usually make my music. I'm more at home with electronic than acoustic. But you gotta be flexible, right? Never know what opportunity'll pop up for fun."

"You're absolutely right." Punch looked a little awestruck, holding his Harmonia close to him like a talisman. "So, um. Do you wanna play another one?"

Laz grinned. "Name the tune."

#if I'm off on characterizing Laz now it just means I have to hang out with him more #oh what a fate LOL #twisted wonderland oc #punch carder #friend's oc #lazaro muertinez #story

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perpetually-sad-but-its-fine · 1 year

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11x07 of chicago fire

i always loving seeing the girls on fire scenes

STEALLARIDE

they’re so cute!!

THIS ISNT FAIR

im so proud of Stella

she's fantastic and im in love

boden and kidd’s father-daughter relationship is something to live for

hermann and cruz are unofficial besties and father-son

we deserve more of them

we don’t see hermann in charge too often

i love it

who’s this guy that thinks it’s okay to make fun of a firefighter who’s doing his job????

also

thE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN TO HELP?

HUH?

w h o i s t h i s g u y ? ? ?

oH SHIT

THINGS JUST GOT OUT OF HAND REAL QUICK

oHHHH NOOOOO

lieutenant kidd taking charge is everything i never knew i needed

oh who am i kidding

i always knew i needed that

‘hey, john, we’re gonna get you outta here’

john’s gonna die, isn’t he?

oh poor john

poor guy

they're making cry for a character ive known for 8 and a half minutes

john’s definitely dying

definitely

*snort*

‘an expensive midlife crisis... time for a minivan’

sev’s gonna take the bike???

John is sooooo dying

one hundred percent

carver and gallo would be good friends tho

if the writers stopped causing unnecessary drama around carver

i could see them being besties

‘weirdo of the week’ is an understatement

LMAOOO the ‘hypothetical’ with ritter and hermann is making me cackle

‘and the friend was maybe dying’

‘and not fun anymore’

‘he could pull through! it’s possible.’

‘what kind of hypothetical is this?’

hermann spiralling to ritter is hilarious to me

I FUCKIN KNEW HE WAS DYING

aw poor hermann

‘you tryna rub a hole through your equipment, cruz?’

‘it’s called cleaning capp. you should try it sometime.’

we love that interaction

kellY LOOKING OUT FOR CRUZ

I FUCKIN KNEW KELLY WAS GONNA GET THAT BIKE

oh wait

mouch???

ohhhh

it’s his midlife crisis

‘do you know how to write a bike?’

‘more importantly, do you know how to fix one?’

‘eh, i'll manage’

sure you will mouch

sure you will

mouch asking kelly for help just as kelly’s leaving?

peak comedy. golden.

fuCKS SAKE

THAT GUY AGAIN

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MAN????

steLLA KIDD TAKING PICTURES OF HER GIRLS LIKE A PROUD MOTHER

stella looks good in her lieutenants uniform

reALLY GOOD

macy’s mom needs to take several seats

macy made her choice ma’am

either support her or get the hell out

goD STELLA’S GONNA DO SMTHING STUPID BECAUSE OF THIS, ISNT SHE???

hermann’s really showing his age

im living for his crusty father humor

ritter finding katherine in twenty seconds while hermann’s complaining is *chef’s kiss* we love to see it

sylvie brett looks absolutely gorgeous

mouch is giving me second-hand embarrassment and I DONT LIKE IT

capp smirking at mouch makes me cackle

gallo and hermann’s niece??

still??

reassuring husband!kelly is what stella needs

thank you kelly severide

stella please

baby

stop doubting yourself

oH MY GOD

THIS GUY

THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GUY?

WHADDYA WANT?

thank you boden

bro better leave

right. now.

good

he’s gone

‘hopefully that’s the end of it’

wallace

please

we all know that that’s not the end of it

that's nowhere NEAR the end of it

stella testing kylie is adorable

and the worry written on her face??

god it kills me

stella

stop doubting yourself

please

let kylie do what she wants

and SUPPORT HER

ritter is concerned

he’s gonna do something, i can feel it

hermann trying to talk to the automated message is peak father behavior

christopher rambling on the voicemail is so sweet and so cute

kelly you better help mouch

dude’s about to hurt himself

oh thANK GOD

mouch’s sly little shrug to cruz

kelly’s face of ‘oh great, now im stuck w/ it’

oH MY GOD THE HECKLER’S BEHIND THEM

WHY?

god

what the fuck do you want?

gallo and carver’s exasperated look

we love that

WHY IS HERE?!

dude just causes chaos and then leaves

brO GET THE FUCK OUT

thank you random police officer

get him outta here

please

i can't stand this asshole anymore

oh so john’s not dead?

brett’s reaction to hermann is so cute

oh they were serious about turning the washer/dryer area into kidd’s office??

looks nice

OHHHH

RITTER BACKSTORYYYY

oh poor baby

ritter

i love you honey

you’re perfect lovely

yes thank you ritter

you're helping stella w/ this

thank you

mouch wearing sunglasses while standing next to bike that he ‘fixed’ but can’t drive just SCREAMS midlife crisis

its also giving me second hand embarrassment and i can't stand this

truDY

trudy: ‘what’s going on here?’

me: ‘mouch is having a midlife crisis’

LMAOOO

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

I THOUGHT SHED BE PISSED OFF NOT TURNED ON

LMAOOOOO

everyone in the background smiling and being confused is a meme waiting to happen

‘hop on baby’

GOD STOP

everyone cheering loudly for mouch and platt is adorable

y'all

THEYRE SO CUTE

the fuck kinda name is edgar weston?

look

edgar

i get you're pissed off

but there are better ways to go about it

than to HARASS a bunch of firefighters

and paramedics

who are just doing their job

ooooo

stella and kylie

yes

aww their banter!!!

also

kylie’s so pretty!

ah god

the heckler

bro

theY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

THEY DIDNT START THE FIRE DAMMIT

also

god

viOLET

YOURE MAKING ME CRY

hanako’s performance is amazing

oh poor guy

i still don't like you tho

poor violet’s ‘you can’t’ just breaks me

oh john

he’s alive!

oh damn

then what’s gonna be the consequences of his actions

john

you’re overthinking this

hermann is great at giving advice

awwww

that’s so sweet

PFFT

‘i'm the guy who left that very long message’

there are better ways to introduce yourself

im shipping katherine and john and i barely know them

aw stella

awwww stellaaaaa

looking out for her girls!

THATS SO SWEET

cindy and hermann are adorable

oHHHH

THATS SO CUTE

they’re so cute!

awwwwww

AWWWWWW

ohhhh joeeee

how's this gonna go???

please tell me its approved

BRO?

THE SUSPENSE

YES

OH MY GOD

ITS HAPPENING

YESSSS

THATS AMAZINGGGG

THATS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

#*kissy kissy* watches chicago fire #chicago fire 11x07 #stella kidd #kelly severide #chicago fire spoilers

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