#ohhhh to hug iv

[zerobaselove]

randomly thought of asking zb1 to do that surf cruise- disco challenge w you 🫶🫶

this is so cute WAIT i wanna talk abt this (also anon reading through the stuff you sent has given me more motivation to write than ive had in weeks so THANK YOU ily (good) so bad

surf curse - disco challenge with zb1

okay first of all i can just imagine jiwoong being so confused when you mention it. it wouldn't click for him until you show him an example where he's like "ohhhh that's what you're talking about." but i totally think he would do it w you. though i think he would have a rlly hard time keeping a straight face KJSDFH probably ends the challenge with his head in his hands

rest of the members under the cut

as soon as you bring it up zhang hao is sat there shaking his head, insisting he won't do it with you. but after a couple minutes of pouting and begging he would give in. (you might have to kiss him to make up for it though) BUT despite originally being against it, you best believe his ass is making y'all retake it 4 times until its Perfect.

eeeeee hanbin!!! absolutely thrilled that you asked him to do it with you honestly. takes one look at the video you sent him with the caption "can we pls do this" and learns it within like 15 seconds max. (are we rlly surprised) definitely ends the video with his arms wrapped around your waist as you go to click the stop button on your phone.

lets all be fr here, matthew is probably the one who asked you to do it with him, and you happily agree. makes a big deal out of it too like he is getting the camera set up with good lighting and making sure your fits look cute together, the whole 9 yards. definitely very giggly the whole time, just massive smiles. also probably hugs you rlly tight at the end n spins you around a little (im losing my mind)

ok i think taerae would take very little convincing honestly. like hes shaking his head and waving his hand for about 10 seconds and then he sees how excited you are and boom hes off the bed going "fine, fine show me your little dance" and you two are in such a giggling mess when you film it that you almost mess it up (but you think it makes it that much better)

hear me out. i know its a silly little trend but ricky gets romantic w it alright. first of all i already know yall would be dressed so nicely, maybe out on a date or smth when you mention it and hes like, lets do it! bc he knows you want to. u guys practice once or twice but when you go to record it he takes you by the hand at the end and gives you a little twirl before pulling you in, where the video inevitably ends. (you don't even notice though)

tell me this isn't exactly how it would go with gyuvin. like the silliness and playfulness of it is just SOO correct. definitely just bounces around w you at some point, ruffling your hair n maybe giving you a peck on the temple. i think you both mutually were like we should do this its so silly!! also i feel like now it'd become your thing?? like he'll just start humming it or doing the dance and you pick up on it or vice versa.

ok honestly i think it comes up randomly with gunwook. like maybe y'all are walking home and you mention it and boom. ur stopping at the nearest park bench to set up ur phone and teaching him how it goes. i can just imagine him watching you with the most smitten look on his face as you rush back to where hes standing after you press start. like borderline giggling and kicking his feet bc he is rlly taking in how much he loves moments like this w you.

arguably i think this would be the most fun with yujin. like yeah i think he would get a little shy the first take but when you do it again hes just so bubbly and having such a fun time w you. like y'all both definitely just keep vibing and dancing around as the audio loops around after the video ends. ugh i just love that lil guy so bad

[fucksurass]

Ohhhh ive been so out of it I barley have ideas anymore all I draw is egthite and I haven't been to school in the last two days and ive been really tired because Ive been staying up way too late. Im missing out on school work so im really guilty, Ive been reblogging a lot and i haven't been posting much of my own art so i feel guilty about that too and I drew @azrielthedrawer as a catboy im gonna kill myse-

Oh my god I just realized he has four ears is that a bad thing? Should I die? im gonna im gonna

Im gonna lay on the floor in a fetal position with sunglasses on so I can suffer but look cool doing it.

(I need a hug)

[pool-floatie]

Tall Tales Part 1.

Ok: to premise, this is my first ever work that I have posted, ive reread it a billion times anxiously and im finally gonna post it, dont have any art of the characters rn, use your ⭐imagination⭐ and or self insert 😏👍

The relationship can be taken romantically or platonically at this point, but it will have romance later on.

Here we go!

Avril unknowingly wanders off the path , as the trailmarkers are unclear and it is fairly new, they follow a straight clearing of trees, taking a left, walking for about a mile and going in a few circles.... and finally realise that they are lost. "noooo... .shit.."

They stay put, not knowing where to go and begin to call out to anything around them....

"Helloooooo!!!!!" they bellowed

"Im lost can anyone hear me !!!!"

Silence.....

That is until the slow rythm of the shaking ground became apparent, they looked around, fearing that an earthquake or rockslide would be their next challenge. Unable to pinpoint the source, Avril sprinted to the middle of the clearing, knowing they would be safer from falling objects.

The shaking persists, becoming louder, the pauses between make them wonder what the hell would make this sort of noise... None of their guesses were correct.

.

.

.

While wandering the forest, Jace senses something peculiar in the air, a scent he hadnt smelled in a while...

He approached the source, seeing a clearing, and right in the center. . .

Was that a human ? Jace smiled to himself, heheh, this would be fun~

Jace attempts to be lightfooted, it seems to have worked, in a way, as the human cannot tell where the massive tremors originate, it looks around jolting its head back and forth- Jace steps out of his hiding spot behind the thick foliage, revealing himself to the tiny being who is speechless at the sight of him. Crouching down and idly resting his chin in his hands, Jace takes in it's delightful look of shock and disbelief.

Avril stumbles backwards, attempting to fully take in the impossible sight before them. unable to form coherent thought, let alone words, avril can only stand there, eyes torn open, mouth agape and stuttering half-formed words.

Jace l o v e s this feeling, that look on the poor humans little face ~ mmm, he wishes he could savor it forever.

" Hello there ~" taunts the giant,

"what might you be doing wandering around here ?"

After a moments pause, trying to gather themself, the human speaks up.

"I-i-ii-im lo - lost , the- the tra-ail -"

"-Ohhhh, I see. And you managed to find yourself in my territory! How unfortunate for you~"

Avril pales, not sure what this giant was insinuating, but considering the dark tone he dropped into, they were sure that it was nothing good.

Jaces reaches a hand down, grabbing for the human.

Naturally, Avril attempts to run the fuck away, but they are promptly sprawled out on the ground by a massive hand s l a p p i n g down onto them.

Avril cries out, both from pain and fear as talon-like fingers wrap around their fragile form.

They are hoisted up quickly and flipped over onto the palm of Jaces hand.

Avril attempts to steady themself on the unfamilliar surface, their weak and pained body is assisted by adrenaline, they scramble to get off this thing and run as far away as possible, almost jumping from the surface until they realise the horrific height they have ascended to. Avril backs away slowly, sitting down and hugging their knees. Jace curls his fingers behind their back, making sure they dont fall or try to jump off again.

Avril pants and coughs from the dirt they inhaled during their capture, and Jace eyes them with curiosity.

"Whered' you come from?"

They gasp for a moment more, trying to get their bearings , Jace waits patiently

" a, um , a cam- campground" avril stutters, their bodys tremors match their voice.

With this question, Avril held hope, maybe the giant woud be taking them back?

"Mhm- and what is your name?"

"Av-ril?"

"Ohhh, that is so cute! im going to call you Av for short~"

Oh joy, nicknames.

"Well, my name is Jace." He stated simply

"Jace...?" Av spoke up nervously

"Hmm?"

"W-w what , why,. or-or .u-um"

They had so many questions, all equally terrifying to ask to an 80 ft tall being that literally had your life in its hands

Av took a breath, tremors still shaking their body " Are y- you going to- to let me go... ?" they asked with a slight glimmer of hope

Jace snickers, "let you go? Aw, now why would I want to do that? No darling your stuck with me."Jace teased.

-At least he wasnt mad I asked,,-Av thought, trying to keep a little hope so they didnt start spiraling.

"Av, I cant say I've had the pleasure to meet one of your kind before" jace said with curiosoty

"o- oh, um, same?"

"haha! Well im sure you havent! You humans are quite interesting, but I havent ever been able to get a good look at you before~"

Jaces other hand neared the human, they squeaked,backed up a bit, then, realising they could fall to their death, decided to maybe not do that and curled back into a ball instead.

Jace pinched av's arm between his fingers, not taking too much care to be gentle. Av clenched up, unsure what the behemoth wanted with them, what if he was going to tear their arm off! He could rip Avril limb from limb without breaking a sweat! Maybe he wanted to see how much meat they had on their bones.... See if they were even worth eating.

Jace could feel its tiny, tiny fingers between his huge ones, ahh, that is just too cute! His fingers slide up its arm, so little and squishy~ its cute little face was tragically covered up as it curled into itself. Jace then noticed the humans shaking , his mouth made an 'O' shape realising he may be hurting it. . . he released its arm, which was immediately pulled into the shaking ball.

"whups, you alright tiny? "

After a few seconds of no response

Jace poked it, eliciting a surprised squeak.

"What are you doing all huddled up like that ?"

Still no response came from the shivering mass

"Hmmm. . . "

Jace shifted his hand, causing the ball of human to roll for a second, letting out a short scream as it unfurled. Jace was happy to see it's little face again, it was still shaking but at least he wasnt being ignored.

He hummed in thought before pivoting in the other direction, away from avrils last connection to the human world.

[edsbacktattoo]

hi lets show some love for our mutuals. tag your favorite mutuals and tell them why you love them

oooh bet u thought i forgot about u anon. i didn’t. i’ve been here. scheming and plotting. and i am soooo full of love to give. hold onto your hats

i’m putting the gushing under a cut because this post is getting too long haha whoopsie

@tisziny my darling beloved and dearly cherished friend. one of the first people to reach out to me and i am eternally grateful for their wonderful heart and friendship. my sweetest cheese! 🧀 an incredibly skilled writer and artist who i sincerely admire <3 not enough words to describe my love for them tbh

@skysofrey kaitlin my beautiful and cherished friend and wife. we were cut of the same cloth and then separated at birth but we defied to odds and joined forces anyway! so insightful and kind and sweet and hilarious and overall wonderful (and also sooooo pretty have u guys seen my wife she’s sooooo pretty wtf) 🖤💜❤️

@blackbeardskneebrace miles blackbeardskneebrace the absolute marvel that you are <3 so incredibly nice and extraordinarily talented! every time they post art it adds 100000 years to my lifespan and puts tears in my eyes. genuinely astounding

@blakbonnet despite the angst and antagonising me for Ed’s beard, i will always love Meow with my whole chest. and she can do it all!!! she writes, makes art, makes gifs! she’s even funny and smart and hot and NICE! save some for the rest of us babe come on <3

@gentlebeard ohhhh my sweet wonderful Ella (now with a new and improved url!) so incredibly kind and friendly! always willing for a hot makeout session in the bathroom and will gladly kill someone to defend your honour (i’ve seen her do it). makes edits that make you laugh and then WHABAM!! another that makes you feel like your lungs are being pulled out. love you ella <3

@snake-snack-stede we all know that olivia is the funniest mfer on this whole idiot website. it’s literally not even a contest. but did you guys know she’s also extraordinarily talented? she makes art and animates and makes edits that are gorgeous to look at. also i’m in love with her. she’s the sweetest candy apple at the fair and i’m a snot-nosed kid with an appetite.

@flightoftheconnie sex on legs. i become hot and flustered and feint when i think of her. makes me blush and giggle and kick my feet and she’s funny and smart and hot enough to be in a gallery but she’s here with us instead. give her kisses or die by my sword

@bizarrelittlemew we may not talk often but goodness gracious do i adore you 🥹 my god you’re hilarious and you make some of the most gorgeous gifs ive ever put my gay little eyes on. and yet another blessing to the world of ofmd fanfic <3

@saltpepperbeard JODI!!!!!! if jodi has a billion fans i’m one of them. if she has 100 fans i’m one of them. if Jodi has 0 fans then i’m dead. literally so sweet and kind and enthusiastic and an absolute treasure. and my GOODNESS can she write!! her work feels like a warm hug (just like her!)

@sherlockig literally too hot to be on the hellsite with us but we are so blessed to have her. an absolute TREASURE to this fandom and to anyone who knows her. the amount of lockscreens i’ve got that are just alexz screengrabs is absolutely insane. thank you for all your work i love you forever

@dickfuckk josh — a living breathing legend. any time you need a file? a link? an image? josh has got your back. one of the funniest people i’ve ever interacted with. also makes edits devastating enough to kill a man <3

@xoxoemynn Em my wonderful Cherub From Heaven!!! pure charm and grace, and one of the most enthusiastic and delightful people i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. such an accomplished and skilled writer as well!

@vampirebutterflies my #1 date to the observatory and my partner in crime <33 so effortlessly funny and kind and has the best taste in music ever. every single song they’ve sent me has been an absolute banger and has been put in the frequent rotation (huge shoutout to Vacations)

@bunnyandthejets my dear and darling friend Bunny who is so incredibly kind and sweet. has been so vocally supportive and enthusiastic since we met and i’m so grateful to have her friendship and support. she’s also made me cackle like an insane person on enough occasions to be criminal.

@wearfinethingsalltoowell don’t let the angst fool you, Joy is actually wonderful and a ray of sunshine <3 i’m convinced she just enjoys causing us pain for fun. she’s creative and wonderful and the World’s Number One Olu Enjoyer (and therefore objectively correct)

@sassygwaine is one of those unabashedly kind souls who simply oozes love into everything they do and create. so genuine and resilient and smart!!! writes like an absolute dream too

@chocolatepot a complete sweetheart who was one of my first friends in this fandom, and who has been consistently friendly and supportive ever since. unwaveringly kind and nice. also her writing. oh my god. 😭 a huge inspiration to silly little me

@jellybeanium124 nina is so effortlessly hilarious. she’s had me giggling and twirling my hair on numerous occasions. she’s also full to the brim with good and correct takes. (also a Button’s truther and the world needs more of those.)

@awkward-fallen-angel heather is just soooo lovely!! another one of the people that’s been here since the very early days and i’m always so grateful for her insight and enthusiasm and the sheer joy she puts into everything.

@stedebonnets i mean this so sincerely and with my whole heart: Ara is one of the nicest and most loving people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. an absolute angel who drops in to consistently check on her friends and spread love and joy. we need more Ara’s in the world. also has one of the most beautiful ofmd tattoos i’ve ever seen <3

if you haven’t been included in this list, please know that i love you so so so dearly and that i genuinely am just a little bit stupid (on account of the short term memory issues lol). if you’re feeling left out, send me a message and i’ll say something sooo niceys about you 🥹 i love you all. thank you for being here. <3

[restinsodaroni]

OH OH OH! YOU- YOU CAME BACK! YOU CAME BACK YOU CAME BACK!!

OHHHH IVE MISSED YOU- AND YOUR ART- JUST- EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO AND MAKE GIVES ME SEROTONIN AND DOPAMINE- AAAAAHHHHH JUST E V E R Y T H I N G!!!

WAAAHHH IM GIVING YOU, SUN, MOON, ECLIPSE, AND RUIN- JUST- EVERYONE HUGS AND LOVE AND AFFECTION AND TEARS OF JOY

Awww thank you, this is so sweet! 🥹 Hugs for everyone!! ✨🫂✨

[thedevilshardy]

What they will do to you - Tom Hardy Character Study

Part IV: dirty! + 1 extra for you guys! You wished for them, there you go.

Max Rockatansky

He always seems like a grumpy companion - doesn't talk much, doesn't like to talk much, and you always feel like he doesn't like you at all. That he indeed does, you get to know when you two land in bed.

His apperiance might already premise it - this guy is a wild one in bed! He knows how to fuck good and does it without any further words. The first kiss with him is all teeth and tongue - his lips are heaven, for real, biting and niping at your lower lip like he's about to eat you alive.

He doesn't talk in clothes, but is a real dirty talker once the clothes are gone. He tells you how well you suck his cock, how you've been a very bad girl and how he likes to fuck your pussy so hard until you can't walk the next day. You can't get enough, not of his taste, not of his deep, satisfying voice.

He can hold you down like no one's ever done it before. He glides into you, stuffing you to the fullest, and still manages to make you feel you need to be hugged even tighter, until you can't breathe anymore.

You can feel him coming, and it's like coming home. You two don't need words.

Freddie Jackson

Ohhhh, Freddie Boy. You never know what he is about to do, to plan, how his mood changes during the day. This man is like a ticking bomb, and you never know when he is about to explode. Still, he does things to you.

He has days where he is rough, and where he squeezes his hips between your legs before you can even stop him. The best sex of your life you had was when he got out of jail and fucked the life out of your bones, thrusting so deep and hard as if it would be the last time of his life. You still get off to this thought of his burning hard dick in your pussy that day.

He can be gentle, too. He has some days where he searches your closeness so intense it's almost written in his skin. His hands touch, grope, feel - he lets his teeth sink into your warm skin, breathes in the scent of it, sucks your pussy until you come in his mouth.

He has a kink for legs. He loves it when you wear thin, black tights, when he can let his hands wander over your legs. He gets hard in a minute from that. Just from the sight.

He's loud, ohsofuckingloud and when he comes, you feel it in every pore, and he lets you know for sure until he's fully spend.

Bob Saginowski

This man is such a sweetheart! He's a good guy, and that's exactly what makes him utterly attractive. His seduction is slow, but still going deep.

He's caring. He does want you to feel all safe, all good when you are with him - and he's romantic. He doesn't touch you until you've had three dates at least. And after that - ohhhhh damn.

He has very skilled hands. They find a very sneaky way through the layers of your clothes, they touch you right, and, what is most important - he leaves you shaking for more. He lets you melt into his hands before he fucks you, and claims you just the way you like it.

Although he's achingly hard from your touch, he has the time to bring you to the edge of madness. He's so deep inside you, thrusting into your leaking wetness, holding your thighs high over his shoulders - just to push his dick even deeper inside you, again, again, again! - making you nearly scream when you feel your inner walls pulse.

His rule: his girl comes first. That's why he's got you vibrating and gasping underneath him long before he spills inside you, and he kisses every wave of your orgasm away. He cuddles you after, seeking all the closeness he needs. You two fall asleep together.

Forrest Bondurant

It's not fear that makes you shake in his presence, cause he isn't one of those men. But still he does something with your inners that you can't describe.

He has one thing that he uses to totally thrill you in bed: his toothpick. It looks delicious put up there between those beautiful lips, but it makes you shake inside when he lets the end of it scratch over your skin. The tiny toothpick in his mouth glides over your tits, your stomach, and - you breath out deep before you can feel it with a moan - over the folds of your pussy. He spits it out before his hands grap your thighs and he licks the hell out of you.

He doesn't handle you with care - but never hurts you for real. He has the perfect feeling for the fine lines between pain and pure sensation.

He fucks like he fights: unforgiving. Hard, sharp thrusts between your spread out legs, deep grunts from his chest, your nails digging into his broad shoulders. He adores the marks you leave on his body.

You come twice when he fucks you. First on your back, second when he fucks you hard from behind.

Thank you so much for reading this! 🤍 And thanks for all the love from the posts before. 🥺 Every single one of you made my day. Enjoy your sunday! I'll be up with some small smut pieces soon. Character? Who knows. 😌

[simmeons]

sharing a dream i had way last year because i can

so the whole premise was that this dream was a game and i was playing as the Ash from Ash vs Evil Dead, so old man Ash right. yeah. in the beginning of the dream there was a retro style flashback spoken over by said Ash im playing- describing how when he came back from Army Of Darkness his Evil Ash clone somehow came back with him, completely intact. out of his element Evil Ash surprisingly doesn't fight Ash because he's all like "man i didn't fucking sign up for this shit, i wasn't prepared to go forwad in time i just want to go home." Ash ends up just telling his evil clone to rot in the cabin because he doesn't want to deal with this guy crying about missing his army and the totally lavish castle he owed

over a few years Ash and Evil Ash actually got closer, seeing one another as brothers. so they got a brotherly dynamic but Ash ends up just forgetting about Evil Ash and lives his life drinking Pink Fuck and banging women in bathroom stalls

skip to when Ash goes to the cabin in the first season of AvED (i don't remember a lot from the show so im really trying hard to remember y'all) but he finds Evil Ash again and is like "OHHHH YEAAHHH i remember you!!!! how's it going??? you look like shit man" since Evil Ash is a deadite but also sorta human he seriously looked like shit and he was in a constant state of regeneration and decomposition in his mouth and around his neck area

anyways so Evil Ash is pissed he was abandoned so he lunges at Ash, both of them tumbling out the cabin where the actual game-like fight starts

as im playing Ash ive got the boomstick with Kelly and Pablo standing in the background of the limited area i had to fight Evil Ash in. the whole premise was that Evil Ash had certain give aways when he'd throw himself at Ash, which you have to block with the boomstick via button pressing. after doing that a few times either Kelly or Pablo would fire off their gun to the sky in the background, making Evil Ash stumble. i didn't have the option to kill him so i was forced to make Ash talk and apologize for being a dick and abandoning Evil Ash, which only pisses him off more. you had to do this a few times until Evil Ash was too tired to fight anymore, so Ash hugged his musty brother and they made up

[rachiecrown]

I'M BACK IVE RETURNED TO CONTINUE MY HGCZ LIVEBLOGGING

TOTAL ECLIPSE COMIC SUPER EXCITED THE COVER ART LOOKS AMAZING ALREADY

Loving the lighting and details and the water posters and HOT GUY'S SHADOWWW

Omg CG's anger omg omgBIRDIE MENTION

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING THEYRE FIGHTING

THE POPPIES AND LILACS STOP

The GLASS BREAKING IS SO COOL

WHATTT HG FOLLOWED HIM!?! THE CATCH IS EVERYTHING

THIS FIGHT SCENE IS INCREDIBLE it's so well drawn and so tasty HOT GUY'S GRIN THE SHARP TEETH

Oh my god he's feral

THE MASK WAS TAKEN OFF!?!?! TO BE CONTINUED!?!?! STOPPP STOP IT OH MY GOSH NO WAIT NO IM NOT

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA Oh yay another comic :3

Istg the thing I've said out loud the most reading this has got to be "oh my god" cause this is insane

NEXT COMIC IS OF THE HEART IM SO EXCITED ALL THE TIME

omg

THE IDENTITY REVEAL IS CRAZY HG DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING unless he does and I'm stupid BUT HUHH

THE HUGGG STOPP IK GRIAN'S JUST TRYING TO GET THE MIND CONTROL BUG OFF BUT LIKE. GUG

The way he's talking to HG to distract him :(((

WAIT WHATTT HE KNOWSSS HE KNOWS HE KNOWS

WHAT IS HAPPENING OMG my heart can't take this is he okay

THEY'RE HUGGING!!!! BIRDIE MENTION!!!! OHHHH MY GODDD

THEM WALKING TODGETHER "I wouldn't have it any other way" IM CRYINGGGG

AWW THE EPILOGUE IS ADORABLE SCAR'S TRYING SO HARD GRIAN MY BOY YOU'RE DENSE /aff AUGHH

The lil scene on the couch?? That's so cute <3

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KNOW NOW IM SHAKING IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK /vpos

Augh I'm so excited to read HG Legacy

I wish I would've found this project while signups were still happening, I would've participated in a heartbeat but Tumblr just did not want to show it to me

[codecicle]

ohhhh i just saw that tiktok youshowed me again i feel ill YOU AREEVIL FOR SHOWING MME THST

do you ever think about how badly he wanted to hug her. when they met on his birthday the first thing he wanted to do was hold her,,,, the code started spreading to his arms because he would fall asleep hugging flippa in her bed in the basement . i feel ill i think ive been infected i need to die i need to die right now

[quodekash]

its 1pm and im finally well-rested enough to watch last nights episode of abaab, wish me luck (im rly excited for more threezo pls gimme more threezo) 

im eating a pomegranate while watching so my commentary may be slightly limited 

NOOO CHER WHY ARE YOU SAD ITS GONNA MAKE ME SAD 

i just accidentally sprayed pomegranate juice everywhere 

this is my first time eating a pomegranate and im sitting on my bed 

i have a towel on top of me just in case and im glad i have it 

otherwise my funky hufflepuff blanket would look like a crime scene rn 

anyway back to the show 

awh :[ 

comforting kiss 

im gonna cry 

“its not a company owner and an intern. its just you and me.” GHEIBRHGERH THATS SO PERFECT and also makes me feel better cos i was still feeling a little weird about the power imbalance/age gap so yay 

THEY HUG

NO, BC YOU WONT BREAK UP 

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST FLUFFIEST SHOW, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT 

JACK, YOU AND YOUR PERFECT HAIR, HELLO 

THREEZO 

LOOK AT ZO’S LITTLE HEART JUMPER

I WANT IT 

THE ARM THE HAND ON THE ARM LOOK AT THEM AAAAAAATYFYTUUVJ (ft jacks perfect hair on the left) 

OMG

THATS AMAZING 

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU JACK 

GJERKDGBKRHEBGKJREBJGRE 

ah shoot 

wait hang on 

what the hell 

ive been wondering whats in that folder since day one

ohhhh okay its a groupchat 

props to that one person for saying its none of your business 

yOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE?? 

i nearly dropped my pomegranate 

why was i surprised to learn he has a mother 

a lot of people have mothers 

thats exactly what she said, isnt it? 

bc theyre actually in a drama 

its gonna cut to a scene of her saying exactly that 

damn i was wrong 

thERE’S A HUG QUOTA??? 

damn then i guess im going to jail 

my hands are covered in pomegranate juice this feels like a murder 

hey, does pomegranate juice wash off? 

MY BOY AND HIS EYEBROWS 

HAH, SUCKS TO BE YOU (checks notes) oregano? 

i do love that and that’s very sweet, but bro needs his coffee 

already at two kisses and were not even halfway through the episode. if only tinngun could live up to their standard. 

(this is mostly a joke, im just really salty because tinngun COULD have kissed SIXTY-SEVEN FREAKING TIMES and they DIDNT and no i will not shut up about this i spent way too long combing through the show counting every single time they didnt kiss to not mention it every single time any characters kiss. shameless self promo here)

no wait hang on what the hell 

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??? 

“drunk or not, i love you” i see now why that line was significant 

and also the slight breakup foreshadowing earlier 

i understand it now 

they wont break up tho bc (i pull out a sword) i will not allow it 

(just kidding) 

(i dont have a sword) 

(if i did have one tho i would absolutely take it out of its sheath right at that moment) 

FRIENDSHIP COMFORT TIME 

YAY FRIENDSHIP 

they make me happy 

HIS PERFECT HAIR 

I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH GFYTDFYTFCUTVJHV

oh yay we get some tub time!! i cant wait to learn more about him so that i can pick him apart and do a character autopsy on him to find out how he works! 

is he speaking from experience? tub, what do you have going on in life? what have you gone through? tell me all about it :] 📝📝

is it texas chicken or is it kfc? 

MY BOYS 

IM GONNA CRY THEYRE SO FREAKING CUTE 

ilysm three 

RIGHT????? he gets it 

THREEZOOOOOO

i love them so much

NOOOOOO

CHE??? 

something good better happen 

(eret son of eret voice) is tha’ who i fink i’ is? 

it might not be 

if anyone knows who plays this man, pls lemme know 

NOOOOOOO NOT THE GAMEBOY 

OH IT GOT WORSE 

sir do you have the technical skills for this 

i know hes the head of a game developing company thing but the actual physical insides of a gameboy are an entirely different thing, right? 

i was waiting for the thoop situation to come up again 

the MOOD that this is-

i have finished my pomegranate and can confirm that the juice does in fact come off of human skin, which is nice bc i looked like id murdered someone 

👀

and how are you gonna do that, gun? 

idk man, i reckon id appreciate you as my big bro 

yayyy that was really good, a little bitter at times but really sweet overall. 7/10, would try again 

oh and the episode was also really good 

huge lack of threezo tho 

theyd better make up for it next week 

still good tho 

bye bye everyone! have a good day!! 

[tobiasdrake]

Back to the elevator, for what will probably be the final time.

That's how a PK event develops. Every new victim adds to the psychic energy surrounding the event.

Time to meet the others. What are we thinking? Class IV? V? Maybe even some feral VIes?

Huh. Roiling mass of IIs. Didn't see that coming. They're probably not even sapient. Little more than jagged chunks of psychic residue left behind by the event's victims, acting purely on instinct.

Incidentally, I count ten hands here. Which means either only five victims left behind enough psychic residue to add to this conglomerate and they're both-handing it, or one of these IIs is a separate manifestation of Ryo's own psychic residue.

That is a bad idea, Vivia! Just because they're IIs, that doesn't mean they're harmless!

Does Vivia have spirit camouflage or something? The hands can't detect his... scent, so to speak?

Hold up, what? Is he being literal right now?

My mind is reeling over this. Has Vivia been dead this whole time?

I genuinely can't tell if he's being poetic or literal. Vivia why are you such a fucking enigma.

I could genuinely believe that Vivia is himself a Class IV apparition that's animating his own corpse to create the illusion of life. That is entirely plausible. But I also can't discount the possibility that he's fucking with us because he does that.

Ohhhh, gotcha. That's what's happening here. Vivia's been Spectral Projecting this entire time. He is just being a poetic dick.

He already had Ryo pegged as a ghost so there was no reason to step physically onto the premises of a haunted building that compels its victims to suicide. Vivia's been playing everyone from the start of this elevator trip.

You cheeky bastard. I want to give Vivia a hug and punch him in the face all at once.

He was doing this for her benefit. Playing along with the suicide elevator so he could dramatically turn around and reveal that he'd been rejecting it from the start.

This is oddly sweet.

A Band-Aid solution, especially since by your own admission your intervention has proven completely ineffectual in 100% of cases. You're not helping anything; All you're doing is punishing yourself.

What this place needs is a full-scale spirit cleansing. I wonder what sort of options this world has for exorcising malevolent spirits?

But it's a noble gesture nonetheless.

XD That awkward moment where we're both fucking intangible. Two spectral idiots staring helplessly at a physical object that needs the slightest of nudges.

T_T Yeah, this chapter is Yakou's finest hour. For all my grievances with this character, the relationship between Yakou and Vivia is beautiful.

Over 10 people. So that tenth hand wasn't necessarily hers. Yakou did say there were 10 confirmed cases. So I guess the Peacekeepers sometimes found a body lying on the ground under the Suicide Roof and went, "Mm, can't be sure what happened here. Might have happened in a fistfight."

Given their quality of work, that checks out.

This is so sweet. I hope Vivia comes back from time to time to hang out with Ryo. She deserves to have a friend who understands her. You can only play rock-paper-scissors with the roiling mass for so long before you need some other form of stimulation.

[dreaming-in-daylight]

memories- hannah bang streetlight by changbin hug me by i.n fire in the rain burn the house down carried home take me home hold on-just search up httyd after this tourner dans le vide-indilla sped up vers. blossom-enhypen

+ some more memories by han hold on by seungmin

can you see that im slowly putting you in kpop

hehe you already did my princess and hopefully this will be a nice present for when you wake up <3

memories, hannah bang - voice is very very soothing and relaxing, got chills, hear an accent

streetlight, changbin - this is a mooood, woah the metaphors, is this like toxic masculinity?, i dont think im supposed to be relating--, totally saving that

hug me, i.n - WEIRUFBUDFIBRFRIDBU THATS SO DUCKING CUTEEEEE. whys that so adorable and wholesome and just UGH. would you hug me? yes sir!

fire in the rain - giving riptide vance joy vibes, awwwwww this is so cuteeee, im saving this too. im gonna listen to this until i am sick of it. aylin your taste is beyond amazing

burn the house down - AJR!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THE TUNE IS SO CATCHYY AHHH THE TWINNSS OML I LOVE THEMM. way up way up we gooo, been up and down that road mmmm i love this sm ty so much aylin im saving this rn

carried home -  this is so calming i swear. was this in httyd ? i feel like it was. so freaking relaxing. 

take me home - WHOO! just started and i already like this! TAKE ME HOOOOME! HOOOME, MY LOVE! HOOOOME! TAKE ME HOME. YESSSSSSS I LOVE THIS AHHHHH AMAZING AYLIN YOUR TASTE IS GOLD!!! I LOVE EVERY LYRIC AHH

hold on, httyd - ooh a sad one now, i already know this so im gonna react to hiccastrid. nooo astrid's panicked voice.  STOP THIS IS SO GOOD ITS GIVING ME SHIVERS. THE LYRICS MATCHES THE SCENES AND THE TRANSITIONS. this so depressing what. DID THEY REALLY SHOW HICCUPS DEAD DAD ARE YOU KIDDING ME DO THEY WANT ME TO CRY BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCCEEDING. THEY ARE LITERALLY PERCABETH WHATRE YOU TALKING ABOUT AHHH THE CUTE CHEEK KISSES AND HUGS OML 

tourners dans le vide (sped up) - (i coincidently found one with the thumbnail as mikasa) oooooh spooky like a dark carousel i dunno how to explain it. i am only judging by the voice. OHHHH I HEARD THIS IN EDITS YEAHHH. SO COOOOOOOLLLL. I LOVE THISS THE VIBE AHHHH AYLIN YOURE TASTE 🫶🫶🫶

blossom, enhypen - tHE HARMONIES IN THE BEGINNING I CANT- THEIR VOICES ARE SO GOOOOOOOD THE WAY THEY JUST SWITCHED THE LYRICS BETWEEN EACH OTHER IS SO CUTEE. THE LYRICS ARE SOO WHOLESOME AWWWWW. I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN MISSING THIS MY WHOLE LIFE AHHHHHHH. kimi e no ai ga ai ga yurayura yurayura! I LOVE THIS THANK YOU AYLIN. IM FALLING FOR YOU TOO, JAKE

miserable, han - his voice is cute. the vibe is very nice. okay this does NOT sound like a healthy relationship 😅. oooooh his rapping is so good. i really like this. i would listen to this in happy rainy days. 

hold on, seungmin - 3 seconds in and i've fallen in love with the tune alone, awww "you came to me like a gift, you brought joy to meaningless days" byjcrewjybrc, wait. is he talking about a pet or a furry. im so confused. is he dating a furry???, STOPP "when the remaining ashes are blown away, i will call your name once again" brb im sobbing and screaming curled up in my bed, STOPP THIS SO SAD BUT SO HOPEFUL AT THE SAME TIME AND THE TUNE AHHHH, new favorite

[pizzabeforepussy]

top 5 responses ive gotten to coming out (in no particular order)

1. “bisexualitys not real” - my mom (i told everyone i was a lesbian instead and had to re-come out a few years later)

2. “ohhhh thats why youve only had crushes on girly guys” - my friend from school

3. two middle schoolers who threw rocks at me on the walk back from the bus stop, but i didnt notice until a mailman made them stop bc none of them hit me

4. “youre so brave for coming out in front of the whole school today [hugs me]” - class president (i had come out months ago)

5. “thats great! i support you. out of curiosity, have you ever read the bible?” - girl at a french immersion program (she proceeded to read a passage to me)

bonus shout out to the guy at work who tried to find out if i was gay by asking out of nowhere if id seen blue is the warmest color

[nyan-koii]

HI OLI HERE AGAIN, IM HERE TO UPDATE PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS!!!!

soooo after that night with michael, seb is like a bittt addicted to sex. he begged oliver to fill him up every time they can. and seb said he only do homework when oliver's cock shoved up to his pussy.

seb's mom and his stepfather had a huge argument, and she left for a couple of days (or weeks). by the time oliver has no care for his girlfriend because his attention is all in her cute son. they spent time together a lot. and seb even begged his stepfather to be his boyfriend so they can fuck anywhere.

seb's fav thing is when his stepfather wake him up with his cock inside his pussy, thrusting sloppy until the younger get overwhelmed and wake up.

until one day and it was seb's birthday, oliver took him to the grid and they met michael again. but this time, lewis is also included. lewis just turned 18 and the adults wanted him to try something for the first time..

YEAH THATS ALL FOR NOW.

ive been busy with college and work 😭 i dont have much time for our baby girl sebi. you can continue this and give me more idea to continue the convo!!!

HI OLII SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLYY I JUST STARTED MY NEW SEM !! I HOPE UR WELL

Omg sebby my bby look at you so cock and cum drunk from that one night, who wouldve thought this innocent clingy and kind boy is on his knees all night to suck his stepdad's cock🥰

Oliver trying to make seb lose focus by thrusting his hips up everytime seb is too concentrated with his homework ! But seb is trying his best to not get distracted otherwise he wont get any fucking that night ! Both are playing this fight where you push and pull and it looks like seb is not going to give up anytime soon but judging by the way he moans and wiggles his cute perky ass so that he can angles the cock inside of him to reach that sweet part, hes losing the battle slowly and oliver has to teach him a lesson <3

Ohh !! I wonder how seb will react to his parents fighting each other and having a huge argument. He would flinch and tremble a lot from afar as he watches his mom packs her stuffs and leaves them both. Seb is already sniffling in tears and oliver had to pick him up to soothe him, telling him that it'll be fine, shes just going out to have some rest even though oliver is already cursing at her for making his seb cries and gets so hurt. Hes gonna give him lots of kisses and hugs until seb couldnt help but to cling onto him all the time, 24/7.

Ohhhh somnophillia with bby seb is also cute too 🥺 like imagine him getting all drowsy but still wanting to have something inside of him, his stepdad's cock is the best solution. He also likes to suck on oliver's fingers whenever hes experiencing nightmares and by the time he wakes up the next morning, oliver is already set on kissing his necks and leaving marks on it as he grabs seb's legs and pushes it close to his chest for a better angle to fuck the boy. Good morning sebb ☺ 🌸 nasty little slut, wanting your stepdad to fuck you anywhere and use you like a toy. Its their favourite thing to do, especially with the thrill of it.

And ouuu seb must be so happy to see michael again ! Hes already running and hugging the man who is also equally happy to see him but whats this?! Lewis is there 😳???? The sudden change of plot happens? Seb doesnt know about this but judging by how michael and oliver are already sitting comfortably on the chairs, seb is getting the signals especially when lewis looks at him with eyes full of lust and need that it made the boy squirm in his place. Theyre not that far apart from each other, seb can feel lewis' presence and when he finally reaches out to grab seb by his cheeks, the boy has become so putty and needy that lewis had to hold him as to not let him fall to the ground.

I can imagine lewis taking it slow with seb because well hes obviously awkward too ! What more with two adults watching but when he finally gets inside seb who is trembling and clenching lewis' shirt for more, hes a gone case and his mind is set to fuck seb until the two adults that are watching tells him to stop out of jealousy. Their prides are strong bus is it strong enough to surpass the need of wanting to fuck seb? We'll see about that 😏

And omg yes 😭 i'll be getting busier now that new sem has already started for me so im gonna be late too ! Please feel free to just send in asks in my inbox and i'll be sure to get back to youu <3 hope to see more from the convo olii

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

Okay so some of you might know i work at a daycare, i think ive mentioned it before. But i was just bringing some morning snack to the toddlers and ohhhh my god. This one little boy that i havent seen in a while (scheduling conflicts, being sick and on vacation, etc) anyway. He got SO happy to see me, gave me sooo many hugs. Just being the sweetest little thing ever. I was dying. Heart literally melted into a puddle.

[bi-demon-ium]

S2 EP 6 LIVEBLOG

not me asleep for five minutes before this and rushing to get everything up and ready dflgkjghljfgh

ANYWAY

GAYFEAR.PNG

particularly for curtain to discover whats going on + benedict & number two’s “sewing discord” + the Brainsweeper + etc

GENTLY APPLY SOME HANDCUFFS

hey I bet that’s rhonda!!!!!!!!

or milligan rhonda and miss perumal

KATE’S FACE WHEN THE WATER POLO PLAYER FELL THEN WAS SLOWLY DRAGGED BACK IN

RHONDA!!!!! RHONDA MY BELOVED I LOVE HER

ohhhhh hug

kate and martina my beloveds

CONSTANCE dflkgjdfg “LOADED question”

oh so is dr garrison actually going to team up with them???? nice!!!!

also have I mentioned I kinda like her new unhinged person hair

also rhonda looks so good

“you okay with this constance?” aw<3 LKJDFLGKJDG PLUS HER RESPONSE AND “it’s true 😔”

WE ARE INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS DLGFKJDF OPEN TO A BUYOUT

uh oh ! the greys!

water polo team vs the greys?

slkgj dr garrison immediately fleeing

hang on that sounded like—tranq darts??

MILLIGAN

THE “HELLO”

MILLIGAN GOT HIS TRANQ GUN!!!!!

wait so miss perumal and milligan surrounded by greys earlier they just????? what??? beat the shit out of them too???? amazing

oh here’s everyone running in the field!!! nice music

uh oh miss perumal is chasing constance

“TAKE ME” OHHHH SHES DISTRACTING THEM OHHHH

MARTINA KATE AND MILLIGAN TRIO???? OHH????

oh no milligan got tazed! fuck

fdogldfkgjdfg [paralyzed in back seat flat on back] Just. Drive

UHHH OH GANG SPLIT UP IN THE DARK

reynie and rhonda on motorcycle, constance in the dark, kate milligan and martina in van, miss perumal captured, and… I didn’t see where sticky went?

curtains…. hypnotizing or powering up the child??????? this is so weird I hate this

I feel like he’s charging this kid like a battery

MR BENEDICT<333

I mean big worry bc of the outfit but also <333

twi-night gkhljflgjhfgh

and curtain’s response and continuing to needle him about it

okay see now it seems like mr b ISN’T fully hypnotized but it’s not like he wasn’t unhypnotized and I don’t think he’s acting either bc he’s acting weird and wrong still

then again I guess it’s not quite as simple past the initial burst as “is just extremely comically happy/out of their mind” but then that’s kind of how the others seemed?

“she doesn’t weigh me down” oh no

“WELL I DO NOT WANT TO BE A BURDEN ANYMORE” OH I KNOW ITS LIKE. BUT.

uh oh! a task!

DUSKWORT/DUSKWART? A RARE BUT POWERFUL SEDATIVE? OH?

STOP FUCKING MAKING WEIGHT JOKES IM GOING TO KILL YOU

comedy of orange peel man ruined by weight joke.

Now’s The Time For Feedback.

cutting the hair :(

“I know it needs to be done.”

I mean you didn’t exactly “agree” to separate

INTERESTING CONSIDERING THE SOURCE

OH NO MILLIGAN. OH MILLIGAN. I LOVE YOU BUT. OH. :/

lkgfjgh “im formulating a plan 😌”

also unexpected rhonda and reynie bonding time! nice!

also once again im saying: rhonda is so beautiful

oh also I bet reynie screaming is coming

also very funny if it’s just rhonda going “just scream out your feelings” and him going “what” and shes like “it’ll make you feel better<3”

oh reynie :( “I missed up everything”

I was RIGHT SHES TELLING HIM TO YELL I WAS RIGHT IM SO HAPPY

well, mostly right

REYNIE YOUR SWEATER VEST???

yes youre allowed to be angry beloved

dlfkgjdfg slowly picking up the sweater vest

ah constance and sticky were together that make sense

I feel like I knew that

ANYWAY

“This Is Child Abandonment. You Will Be Fined.”

constance and sticky bonding finally!!!!

they’ve always had some tension so this is good

uh oh

I bet this is catatonia

UH OH YEAH

OH NO

THAT’S BAD ITS NOT JUST ACOLYTES IN THE COMPOUND

OH NO OH NO OH NO

OH THAT’S SO BAD OH GOD NO

this is extremely suspicious somehow I don’t know why I think that but it is

maybe ive just been trained to think small inns like this are traps ldfkgjdfg

A COMMITMENT TO ALL THINGS COZY<3 ROLL CREDITS

fire is not very cozy :(

plot twist curtain burned it down don’t ask me why. he hates coziness

LKJDFGJG CONSTANCE<3 How Much Truth Do You Want.

all things boat !

they haven’t even shown any signs of being paid, they’re children without parents with them????? suspicious or friendly?????

I know I know, snakes everywhere

but COME ON IT’S WEIRD RIGHT

“we must flee this place” see I think constance is being intuitive not grumpy

ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS TOP ATTACHES

LDFKGJLDKFGJ JEFFERS

LUDICRIOUS COVER SAW THROUGH IT RIGHT AWAY

I LOVE JEFFERS YOU IDIOT

kjgkghfgh the very obvious [hangs head] I haven’t found them :(

LKDFJGLKJG HANGING UP ON HIM. RIP JEFFERS

miss perumal is going to destroy him

jackson and jillson time! uh oh!

UH OH TIME FOR HIM TO FIND OUT

I LOVE JACKSON AND JILLSON SO MUCH

“and they’re not moving” he looks actually upset uh oh

“it’s not possible haha” everyone is unconvinced

denial of course we knew

for their privacy, asshole

CHEMICAL MISFIRE IN THEIR BRAINS? IRREVERSIABLE

HIS FACE LDFKJGDFG “OH”

of course you don’t. idiot. I hate you

milligan I love you but entering alone in disguise is also a bad idea

martina having to watch her gf’s daddy issues play out in hd

I love how she continues milligan and kate equal amounts Her Players/Team. and her trying to pep talk them lgdhkjfghj 😭

is there duskwort in those scones. or some shit.

their weird waiting for a reaction

“the crumb isn’t right, is it? your dough was too wet.”

constance I love you but why are you bullying them. genuine question is there a reason

“you’re so selfish!” uh oh!

also wait this is the episode where constance is “surprisingly intrigued” by curtain’s tv special right? so I be—YEAH YEAH FUCK

UH OH

once again trying to explode him with her brain

uh oh. now thin—“negative thoughts only cloud the mind” her face oh no this is bad

oh THIS IS BAD

can you imagine constance going full happy positive and sticky being like wiat no I take it back wheres my rude mean little sister

NO NO N O NO N O NO NO N O NO NO N O NO NO THE SMILE NO

martina i adore you

“no matter what goes down, im glad we got to hang out again” <3

madge’s honor? lkdfjgdkfjg

milligan. ldkfjglkdjfg.

“but standing by if you need me while also giving you space” + martina’s reaction ohh

“he’s just worried”

“my parents are nice people” “but are they interested in my life?” “your dad’s trying. he’s interested” ohhhh

also martina not an orphan confirmed huh

well they could be foster parents but you know

sticky’s going to apologize for snapping and then—

OH YEAH :(

OH THIS IS BAD

TERRIFYING

wow that was an abrupt cut to commericals huh

could have lingered on her creepy smile as she said “of course”

anyway.

i cant believe they whammied constance?????

“SHE IS BREAKING ME SOFIA”

deep breaths, we have to try—this is definitely something shady

recruitment for curtain?

shes going to say something nice or something

shes being so weird and cheerful I hate it wheres my mean grumpy daughter?????

although the couple/siblings (?) reaction was good

oh the little music playing I love that thing

oh hes going to get so excited about infodumping about boatwright he’s distracted by her whammiedness

“shes very brave. and a good friend” gf talk dlfkgjdfg

milligan is very similar

“im confused too.” [she looks up in surprise]

OHHHH KATE AND MILLIGAN HUG OHHHHH

whos going to come out of the woods

AH rhonda and reynie!!!!

RHONDA AND MILLIGAN HUG???? ADORABLE BUT LIKE

BRO IF MR BENEDICT DOESN’T GET A HUG IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

constance sounds so unlike herself it’s so weird I hate this :(

“did you just call me sticky” “of course! that’s your name, silly!”

THAT’S HOW HE GOT IT LKHJFGHFH

DKGLJDGLHKJFGLHKJFLGKHJFGLKHJ

JEFFERS WHAT IS THAT POSE

“FOUND YA!”

HE’S SUCH A NERD

I HATE THIS MAN

DLJFGLKFJG ITS TAKEN ME A LONG TIME TO REBUILD MY SELF ES—SIR PLEASE

TO KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART I CAN SECURE A PERIMETER LKDGFJG

oh no is he going to rat them out?????? oh wait no probablt sedating him

headmaster shu

time. time with each other. so thank you. “you’re welcome, nicholas.”

oh there’s no way curtain doesn’t immediately know whats going on his face is too. flgkhjfgh

although seeing curtain here is weird

mr benedict telling jokes and never collapsing

and curtain not doing his LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY THING

DLFKGJDLFKGJDKFJG Jackson and jillson “hello CROWE”

“a very exclusive list of traitors. when you betrayed us”

LKDJGLKJG EXTREMELY BUSY I THOUGHT HE SAID “EXTREMELY PISSY”

THEY. THEY RECCOMENDED HER? OH

ohhhhhhhhhh

martina awkwardly widening her arms to hug both of them at once ldkfgjldkfgjlgkhjfghfgh

of all the hugs I hoped we gte I admittedly did not predict jackson jillson and martina???

EVERYONE’S REUNITED?? ALMOST???

“TURNS OUT THE WHOLE VAN THING IS A CRIME” LFDKGDFG

ohhh another kate and martina hug but kate initiated glkfgjh 🥺

rhonda: if you ever need a job—dglhjhlfgkjhfgh

I kinda expected her to leave but still sad :(

“your’e too easy, nicholas. I can keep the puns flowing all day”

but it doesn’t look like hes fallen asleep

number two’s expression did NOT look happy

is he going to stop curtain from drinking?

mr benedict your feelings are written all over your face you are terrible at this

oh. oh no

mrs two? did he just say mrs two?

number twod;fgkd lfgjdkfjg that awkward shoulder pat

oh hes WHAMMYING HER OH NO

OH NO THAT WAS THE END? WHAT THE FUCK