#ohhhhhhhhhh yes..... YES.

[blamemma]

behind the scenes with daniel ricciardo for gq's march/april cover shoot

[designernishiki]

i keep asking my friend why majima no majirock Exists and he always just says “well kurohyo needed karaoke songs” and when I follow that up with “that literally explains nothing, how and why does majima have a popular rock hit that’s technically canon because kurohyo exists in the same universe as the mainline games” he just casually says “i don’t know. it’s just there.” needless to say I have no answers and the enigma of majima no majirock just sits in my brain eating at me indefinitely

[clingylilhoneybee]

Thinking about how many of my social insecurities would’ve been fixed if I could simply pick up cues that people are flirting with me

[nanoa1foryou]

And there it is! An actual plot has manifested from thin air after nearly a week of vague concepts! Life is good!

[keeps-ache]

he's drinking tapatio sauce...

[gorillaxyz]

she and i are the two nixon gals btw

[blazingblorbos]

ohhhhh who is she,,,

[delicatetaysversion]

ISTG IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS I WILL FLIP

i don't know what these lyrics mean but if you said them to me i would evaporate on the spot and get on my knees and propose for marriage there and then

[m1d-45]

Which character(s) will you be pulling for in 4.3? I would pull for all of them but I'm f2p so I need to use my primos wisely :')

🪷 anon

mmm im not sure about the banners, but so far i have no intention to pull for navia nor [checks notes] chevreuse ! ive seen a few leaks* about navias kit (specifically her burst) but none for chevreuse, so i think the latter is more likely to change, though i don't think so.

i don't think i ever shared my last set of pulls... i don't wish that often, though i did pull near the start of this banner for ayato. this burned through most of my primos (lost 50:50 the first time, im pretty sure i wished for cyno and lost it again though thats a bit unclear in my head), and am kinda hoping a lyney rerun comes soon tbh. will it? probably not. is he my preferred playstyle? not really. do i like him and want to complete the trio? absolutely. he has grown on me so much and i think about him and his burst animation way too often. im also f2p, which is both kinda an L and also pretty fun.

[reinelefey]

HAS ANYONE WATCHED HALF BAD???

Am I getting poly baited??? Pleeeeeeease let this polycule be a fucking THING. I'm Foaming AT THE MOUTH IN EXCITEMENT.

Uuuuugh. I want to read the book now.

This had BETTER be a polycule

And if I'm being baited, sweet fuck I hope there is fic.

There's a fucking tag for it. Oh I'm. Fucking

SO EXCITED.

GIVE ME POLYCULE NETFLIX

[primalriddle]

shaking shivering sick to my stomach watching twilight of the apprentice

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

tfw you want to be the man she's a one-man guy for

[recitedemise]

what would, by chance, be your opinion on riding by dragonback?

"Well, by chance, were I ever offered the opportunity to, my response would be positively enthusiastic."

Peering up from his book, it seems his hypothetical's gone and got him. See, Gale has always been curious, a creature for experience and all such wonders both new and strange. He had never learned contentment, starved in his appetite for all that would scintillate, and perhaps that'd explain why he'd marvel at the cosmos! Even now, he would gawp at those stars that now hang by their heads. He eyes this rider, imagining the chance to all but touch them. He'd neither rely on illusions or the might of spellcraft... At his skin, a tickle of excitement pricks his hairs.

"I'm also confident in saying my knees would be all the happier for it." Eragon! "Are you meaning to take me to the stars and back?"

Imagine that! Anticipating, Gale, a twinkle working in his chest, watches his dear friend raptly.

[princessoflalaland]

I kid u fucking not, im genuinely tweaking thinking about the jjk men, specifically nanami and toji. the complete polarity between them drives me insane.

nanami would treat you like a complete and utter queen. craving something only available across town? he's already in the car the seconds the words leave your pretty little lips. period causing your day to be less than perfect? heat pads, comfort foods, blankets, candy- anything you need will be at your disposable. he's a good listener, affectionate, doting, understanding, mature, he is a MAN.

and do not let him know about your sexual needs. mans will (responsibly) drop whatever he's doing to come satisfy you. put that pussy on his nose, let his tongue trace the insides of your tight, gummy walls, he loves it more than you do. let him drill into that pussy until you're both on the brink of passing out with you mewling his name, how good he is, how deep he gets, how much you love his dick, he loves it wayyyy more than you do. ride him to your heart's content, sloppy licking and kissing into his mouth because you know why: he loves it more than you do. he'll make love to you every night if you'll let him, and I have an inclination you would. I mean, who'd wanna miss out on the sweet vulgarities he'd purr in your ear while he rearranges your guts?

"my pretty girl, takin' me so well." he'd huff into your ear. your legs splayed out near your torso as he has you in your all time favorite position: the wonderful mating press. "ah, God," nanami hissed, face pinching with overwhelming pleasure. "you're squeezing me, baby..gonna make me cum.." he'd lift his head where it was tucked away in the crook of your sweat-slicked neck, staring into your very soul with a dangerous mix of adoration and hunger. "want me to cum inside you, love? pump this pretty pussy f-full of my cum?"

You became his world and whatever his woman wants, she gets, no questions, no debate.

Toji, ohhhhhhhhhh TOji toji toji. He's my guilty pleausre, I swear to you. I've committed my heart, soul, and body, to nanami, I've claimed him as my jjk husband, BUT toji truly is my forbidden fruit. I have to fight actual demons not to imagine him pounding into me from behind, the side, upside down, up into me- in any way shape and form simply because feel like im being disloyal to Nanami :(

(mind you these are fictional men created by a Japanese sadist name Akutami Gege, I need to be committed to a mental institution at this rate)

AHEM, anyway, Toji is a blunt lover, and here's what I mean: (in my head) he may not be the best at communication or very good with his feelings, but he'll do his damndest to be upfront with you. he'll try his best to do what he thinks is best for y'alls relationship and with your help, he gets better at voicing how he feels. idgaf what you gotta say, he. will. spoil. you. yes, keeping money isn't something he's always been good at, BUT that all changed when he got with you. Mans made an entire savings account just for you. his money is your money basically; whatever you want is yours, no questions asked. he'd be your ride or die. no one gets to you without getting through that sexy, delicious, mountain of a man. he'll damned if he lets anyone even think about disrespecting his lady. he'll gladly rearrange their face, maybe even end their bloodline, if they're dumb enough to try. toji is...idk the hood nigga of jjk if u ask me, and if you think really hard, that's headcanon enough.

its one of the undisputed facts of the world that toji has that dawg in him. he will, happily, gladly, proudly, rearrange your insides, then give them a fresh paint job with his cum. he'd talk that nasty shit in your ear too while he's pounding you from behind.

"ohh, this pussy so good f'me, ma. so wet, so fuckin' tight....g'nna fuck 'er nice 'n good, maybe leave a baby in 'er too.” he'd growl, his tip bullying your g-spot at a punishing pace. "you'd like that, wouldn't ya?" he'd pull you back by your hair, keeping your back flush against his broad chest while his rough hand traveled down your navel so his thick fingers could torture your clit. "want a baby fucked into yer tight, nasty pussy. ohh im gonna fill you up baby. fill this perfect, fuckin' pussy..."

the forbidden fruit is toji fushiguro, you cannot change my mind.

this was mindless nanami and toji drabble because I need them, istg im tweaking bc maybe they aren’t so different…

[laurentidal]

Report to the Office

Tammy sighed as she hung up the phone. Paul had gotten yet another complaint of bullying and she'd had to phone his mother. Now Paul was sitting outside waiting for her to reprimand him for the thirtieth time. She knew she'd gotten into the job because she believed in the kids and the possibilities of their futures but fuck...

Maybe some just couldn't be helped.

She opened the door and asked Paul to step inside. But as he walked past her something seemed off. There was a strange smell in the air. It smelled like ozone. It smelled like the room could be struck by lighting at any moment. And had Paul gotten... More?

She shook her head, unsure about what that thought even meant. He sat and looked up at her expectantly. She untucked her shirt as she began his reprimand.

"Paul how many times have we done this? You're 18 now. If you continue to cause trouble, the police are going to get involved."

He nodded with seeming understanding as she unbuttoned her shirt.

"What happened this time? Mrs. Redmond said you were harassing Emily Dinny."

He tried to explain his actions as she slipped her pants off.

"I wasn't harassing her," he said staring at the principal's increasing exposure. "I was groping her. But she asked for it!"

Tammy slipped a finger inside herself and gasped at his insinuation.

"Paul mmmm that attitude is not healthy! Women aren't ah nnn asking for anything regardless of the way the dress."

"No, Miss Weathers. She actually asked. She asked me to 'Squeeze her melons until she came.'"

Tammy moaned loudly at that comment.

"I have ohhhhhhhhhh trouble believing that. Nothing ever changes with you Paul. What are we going to oh fuck oh what can we try that we haven't already tried?"

"You could ask me to eat you out. I know you want to."

"Oh yes please Paul. I seem to need your ah your help."

Paul nodded, seemingly penitent, as he approached. Tammy let her mind drift away on the pleasure his tongue provided. And by the time he'd finished her off, she believed his story. She could see why Emily would want his attention.

"I should tell you, Paul. I've already called your mother and Emily's. They'll be here soon."

"That's okay. We'll just explain it to them like I just explained it to you."

"Oh yess..." Tammy sighed. "I believe everyone will leave satisfied."

Continue the story with Mama Bear.

[wormswurld]

rewatched saltburn for the 5th time today so here are my rewatch thoughts! 🌟

- opening shot ollie is smoking a cigarette meaning that after all these years of felix being dead he still holds onto the habit felix bestowed upon him: smoking. (there will always be traces of felix catton throughout ollie’s life…)

- ollie saying how exhausted felix was cuz of how often he was chased and adored by ppl is literally just him projecting & being annoyed that felix wasn’t his from the beginning

- “but was i “in love” with him?” yes. yes you were. yes you are. yes.

- ollie looking like such a fucking nerd when arriving at oxford. like boy if you don’t take THAT DAMN SCARF OFF i swear to god

- ollie looks so good with glasses ughhhhhhh

- the way ollie says “meryside” 🤤

- i will never get over farleigh’s voice like it’s so perfect

- as much as i hate michael gavey i will always quote his “NFI me and you…not fucking invited” line

- ollie is rizzing the shit out of felix with his blue eyes during the bike scene and i’ll always respect him for that

- the way farleigh says “jägerbombs!” is so satisfying

- i love ollie’s slutty little chain he wears

- felix amica. felix amica. felix amica. felix amica. felix amica. felix amica.

- ollie & felix look so happy dancing together 😭

- felix having his hand on ollie’s thigh as he does eenie meanie makes my brain short circuit

- “was it awful?” my god felix really is like elspeth

- this modern love playing as ollie finds felix at the pub surrounded by all his friends and the lyrics that play are “what are you holding out for? what’s always in the way?” UGH.

- felix being the first person ollie sees when he comes out of the exams 😭😭😭

- felix could have so kissed ollie during the bridge confession scene

- duncan scaring the shit out of ollie when he first arrives at saltburn makes me laugh so much i love him

- the way the sunlight accentuates felix’s torso through his linen shirt makes my head spin

- felix definitely made ollie & him share a bathroom on purpose

- “darling you’re kind about everyone” NO HE IS NOT. FELIX IS NOT KIND.

- pamela’s jewelry is to die for

- “so i hope you didn’t pack anything scandalous” DO YOU WANT HIM TO FELIX?????

- ollie giving venetia his blanket under the guise of “oh you must be cold here’s this” is so funny because i know he did that on purpose due to him knowing how venetia feels about him

- i love how emerald made ollie having a big dick canon lmao

- all of them watching the ring is so cute

- ollie sleeping as him and felix lounge by the pool together 😭

- ollie eye fucking felix as he sucks on an ice pop is so real

- LOOOVE farleigh’s “dump him” shirt

- felix giggling as he has ollie on his knees drinking wine is so cute

- the way ollie inhales shakily as he watches felix get off is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

- i absolutely love how eager ollie is when he licks felix’s cum from the drain like ohhhhhhhhhh…..

- also ollie softly moaning as he does it my god sedate me

- i will never get over how ollie practically puts his whole fist in venetia’s mouth + smears the blood all over her mouth and chest

- farleigh playing fuck, chuck, or marry with the kings is literally just an opportunity for him to tell oliver he would fuck him + to also read ollie as an insecure parasite that only lives for getting what he wants & obviously ollie picks up on it

- ollie crying after felix scolds him about lying is so sad my god that boy was heartbroken

- farleigh telling ollie “try harder next time baby” is so hot FUCK

- the transition from ollie blowing out his candles to the song lonliness is probably one of the best transitions in media ever

- “i just need you to understand how much i fucking love you” MY HEART IS BREAKING.

- felix would so have kissed ollie in the maze if he wasn’t shoved away

- elspeth’s sob when she finds felix dead is one of the most earth shattering things i’ve ever heard especially accompanied with the swell of the orchestra it is absolutely gut wrenching

- the grave scene is so beautifully shot it makes me cry poor ollie just wanted to be close to his felix one more time

- seeing ollie dance naked around the house is just so freeing and !!!!!!

thats all my silly little commentary, thank you for reading my word vomit 🤗