#oj knows this lol

[sillyshenaniganz]

Silly

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

i did it. i did the funny thing-

"man shook you're real late to this trend" look man i started this a month and a half ago but then uh.

decided to take things a bit too far-

anyways, i modded peppino into 100% orange juice, it's fully functional with voicelines and you can get it on the steam workshop here (plus there's a few other things i changed but well... those are a surprise :]

[ghostorbz]

original prompt

This guy is literally a hacker in real life

+unblurry version

[glassofoj-twitter]

Looking for a Discord server where I can talk about Plastic Man with other cool peeps!

[mr-payjay]

i kind of subconsciously expect everyone likes payjay just as much as i do but then i remember i've only encountered two other payjay fans who shipped them as hard as me and they still also shipped them with other characters

[bisexualize]

I ALSO WATCHED NOPE ON THE PLANE!!! that movie was insane. it scared the shit out of me in the first half and in the second half it wasnt scary at all but still really interesting. i love it when movies are about seeing/watching/spectacle its like a microcosm of the film industry. also when jupe was like haha watch the snl version of my extremely traumatic experience... my god. and when OJ and emerald did the I SEE YOU sign to each other...

[lenorethequietbookkeeper]

What Does My OC Smell Like

Tagged by @frostcorpsclub (freak /loving)

(Read tws before continuing)

Charles

-Burning alchohol

-Gasoline

-Charcoal (obvious picks ik lol, his body pretty much burns up anything it touches)

-Junk food (mainly his breath)

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Ferris

-Roadkill

-Sweat (you can guess from what)

-Old bong water

-Cheap cologne (not that it helps with the other three)

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John

-Rotting meat left in the fridge too long

-Absinthe

-Rum

-Vomit

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Jeagar

-Burning cigarettes

-Vomit

-That's pretty much it

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Daniel

-Expensive perfume, usually with floral or fruity smells

-Oil

-A disgustingly sweet scent, like rotting blood...

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[holdoncallfailed]

1996 dash simulator

🍊 allpulpnojuice follow

guys i'm serious can we PLEASE leave the battle of britpop in 1995 where it belongs i am So Tired

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has anyone heard of this group heaven's gate? they seem kinda sus but their website is sick as hell

🔬 number1skeptic follow

dude...

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i can't believe di and charles officially got divorced romance is DEAD

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ok royalist bootlicker

👑 princessdianastyle follow

oh so now the clinton/gore rpf shipper is going to preach to us?

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👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 lesbianbartsimpson follow

i just saw the birdcage in theatres...tbh i don't love the queerbaiting. why would you cast two straight actors to play a gay couple...

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society if québec had won its independence last year

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i swear if staff doesn't stop fucking around i'm going to permanently move to geocities.

#i'm just glad my PC can run netscape 2.0 #but the dial-up is so slow it's like barely worth it ugh maybe i'll just stop using the internet in general #it's not like i NEED it yk

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😎 Anonymous asked: Do you agree that if the glove does not fit, then we must acquit?

🚬 mall-rats answered: Bro I'm not getting baited into talking about the OJ trial again. Go troll someone else

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can you GAYS stop posting frasier spoilers

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niles fucking DIES

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does anyone else feel like the pavement fandom kind of sucks now?? i don't want to be an asshole but when cut your hair started playing on mtv all the time i knew it was over.

📻 philselwaysbaldhead follow

lol now you know how radiohead fans felt when fake plastic trees was on the clueless soundtrack

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i've always loved the way they loved...

#kel climbing thru kenan's window because he just HAS to see him even tho he's banned from the rockmore house #like i'm sorry but it's true love your honor

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whenever i see that someone's fursona is a gerbil i'm always like oh so you must be a pretty big richard gere fan

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hold on let me ask jeeves something

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yeah this is funny as hell

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[kangaruined]

ranting abt my roommate in the tags dont look at me

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[ecto-hazard]

im surprised there's people who think that cobs is lying about mephone making the contestants. like nah they were hinting at this all over the place. this is absolutely what happened here. just cause cobs is supposed to be some evil mastermind doesnt mean that its not true?

if anything, narratively speaking, i feel like itd be more disappointing if it was a lie. the main theme of this show that's being developed is becoming your own person in spite of what you were designed to be. mephone is more than one of cob's devices. bot is more than a copy of bow.

taco was right in that playing this game is taking a toll on their lives, but their doing it anyway. it seems like many characters haven't found happiness till they found purpose beyond the game. we see that in marshmallow and apple moving to purgatory mansion. we see that with lightbulb realizing she doesn't have to win for her friends. oj running the hotel, fan and test tube creating bot, etc. it seems like the characters who tried to stay in the game were doing it just because, well, what else is there for them? and when they found what else they could do, the game didn't matter as much anymore.

fan's probably one of the biggest examples of this in action, especially with the scene with the prime shimmer that's been pointed out numerous times now. he didn't even know who he was. he felt like he was nobody outside the show. and seeing the show break down from its normal pattern broke him, cause he had to face the reality of finding something outside of the show. he had to leave his shell and find out what else is out there. that's really scary when you realize this pattern was all you ever had

idk just some thoughts. like if the show turned around and was like nope it was all a lie lol, it just wouldn't make sense to me. i think this is the chance for them to become their own people, and that would bring the theme of this show full circle

[fridjitzu]

So I recently realized the reason why Jean Jacket didn't (as far as we know, anyway) try to hunt the parkgoers at Jupiter's Claim for the six months or so that she was hanging around the valley (at least, until the Star Lasso Experience, but I'll elaborate on my theory about that under the readmore):

The territory was already claimed (lol) by another large, one-eyed floaty thing.

I mean, yeah, it doesn't look much like a fellow sky roomba, but lots of animals are easily spooked by things that only sort of look like things that are dangerous to them. That's why eye spot mimicry is so popular in butterflies and moths, after all, and why cats are so easily spooked by cucumbers.

But then, why did she come anywhere near the arena for her weekly horsey snack for the six months before the SLE? It's on the very edge of the park, but it's still next to the main area, right?

Well, guess who isn't facing in the direction of the arena?

She might have been just pushing her luck each time, seeing how much more territory she could steal behind Lil' Jupe's inflatable back, or maybe she was just thinking "It's not looking at me, so it doesn't care if I hunt the horses that show up in this gulch". Either way, no eye contact = not a threat.

Of course, there's still the question of why JJ suddenly changed up her behavior during the SLE incident. There's evidence of her rampaging through the park itself when OJ arrives on the scene, like the suddenly empty petting zoo, and the pig on the sheriff's building.

My theory on that is: with that horse statue stuck in her craw, she was in pain, and was fixated on looking for a way to flush her system out. Much like how Gordy acted aggressively and didn't listen to his offscreen trainer like he presumably normally would, JJ was too agitated by pain/discomfort to give a shit about respecting presumed territory lines, and it's not like Lil' Jupe was doing anything to stop her in the moment. She just had "ow ow ow still sore, must find more prey and eat it, that will flush out the sore thing" going on in whatever her equivalent of a brain might be.

(a minor tangent: I will note that there's what appears to be a body of water next to the park, which I think would have probably worked to flush the horse statue out just as well as pureed parkgoer, but who knows if JJs even know how to drink water? They live in clouds, they can probably absorb all the water they need from the atmosphere.)

(Here's screencap proof that I'm not just pulling that detail out of my ass.)

Anyways, back to my main point:

The implication that JJ had been considering Lil' Jupe a rival sky beastie defending its territory for that whole ass six months before the main events of the movie also makes the final confrontation kinda extra dramatic (and funny) in context. It's not just her having sudden beef with a random thing with an eye this time - from JJ's perspective, it's her rival, whose territory is frequently swarming with prey, and now, instead of just lurking near the ground, it's in the clouds with her! And she's already agitated and upset from beefing with the Haywoods, so no wonder she jumped to trying to eat it so quickly. (Not that it ended well for her. Nobody fucks with Haywood, after all.)

[skythealmighty]

why am i just now finding out about thisisnotawebsitedotcom i feel a little stupid.. then again i dont have the Book of Bill so maybe im lucky to know about it ???

#rocket talk #gravity falls #miss this show. anyway twink cipher fuckign jumpscared me

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Why Flatland counts as an object show: an essay

Keep reading

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Why Flatland does NOT count as an object show: a rebuttal

Keep reading

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why flatland isnt an object show: its a book + movie you assholes

#this argument is fucking stupid its just flatland

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🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020 asked: Im going to tear apart your circuitboard until its broken irreparably

🌈 super-rainbow-epic-computer Follow

lol ok have fun w that 👍

also do u know any recipes for roasted pumpkin seeds the internets failing me rn and im cooking a big dinner for me and my bf

🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020

Oh yeah sure https://www.jessicagavin.com/how-to-roast-pumpkin-seeds/#wprm-recipe-container-35845

🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020

Wait why am I telling you this go die I hate you

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thx for the help!

☝i-date-iconic-posts Follow

Date of origin: November 3rd, 2021

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~~Welcome to MePhoneX deletes your favs!!~~

I'm mod Xav (the only mod rn - -"), here to cause trauma to your favorite characters :)! PLEASE keep in mind that submissions will take a while to get to, because I have to photoshop out the limbs + background or even completely recreate someone's object if they're transparent!

The background flag is in the header and the X (recreated from an image of MePhoneX) I overlay on top is the profile picture if you want to make your own :) just @ this blog and I'll reblog it!

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RULES ABOUT SUBMISSIONS:

NO INANIMATE INSANITY CONTESTANTS. I would like to avoid Apollo's Dodgeball thanks (plus it's insensitive)

No algebralien or algebralien-adjacent characters! I love those guys too I get it but I honestly don't have a good method of 'deleting' them planned. Feel free to do it on your own time though!

If someone asks me to take down a submission with them in it I will do it without questions. This is for a variety of reasons, but I think you get it.

Alright, that's it! Have fun :)

#not xed out #mod xav #pinned post #your fav is #your fave is #mephone #mephonex #inanimate insanity #ii2 finale

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has anyone else wondered why this spaghetti code webbed site can connect across DIFFERENT UNIVERSES??? or is that just me

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follow for the same picture of my crab every day!!!!! look at him :D

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sir this is a wendys

#i didnt order an existential crisis today :(

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todays liveblog!! B)

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knife and suitcase made it to the finale!! hell yeah so proud of them

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balloons talk with suitcase didnt go so well :/ i hope they can get some alone time without anyone else so they can like talk properly next time

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mepad???

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oh i think the finale challenge is happening

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baseball looks worried but lightbulb's brushing him off :|

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ojs backing away from paper??? wh

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WHJDT THE FUCK

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WAIT I HAVENT SEEN SOAP IN A WHILE WHERE IS SHE???

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OH GOD

#mics ramblings #SOAP???!??

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Awwww, this means a lot to me, anon! Could you find Film Reel for me and doxx him? That would be really helpful <3

#He's been evading me #It's really annoying #Hard to take over the world when I have to worry about him 🙄

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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SENT ASKS ABOUT PREGNANCY?!

#I'M GOING TO QUIT TUMBLR AT THIS RATE.

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if this fuckass hand keeps showing up at the edge of my vision i'm going to hit something

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#maybe hes in love with you

what the hell is wrong with you.

[anonymouscheeses]

Sneak peak...

Some information below cut for those curious about my new au... vvv

This. IS A EVIL RILEY AU HAHARARARA 😈😈

Im so mentally ill.

I. LOVE. RILEY! So i decided sjnc3, im still in my inside out hyperfixation, y not make a comic/story for this stupid 3 am thought! (I dont know how i came up with this. I think it was during the middle of class...?)

This is goinf to be like outside in (iykyk) but obviously not the same. Its just got a dark thing going oj that may or may not be Joy's fault depending on where i wanna go with this so, Riley is gonna be messed up, its ohtside in but later in the timeline and she didnt get a lobotomy lmao. And other differences im too lazee to list! I gope you like my concept and stay for the ride 🥺🥺🙏

So, im not sure when the full concept comic will come out, maybe next month? Maybe in a few weeks idk im pretty lazee when it comes to big jproects lmao. Uhh, i think that's it, if you have any questions feel free to put an ask in my inbox or comment/reblog this post with the question!

And yes...

Val is going to go through so much pain..

(Also should i make this its own blog like i did for my ask blog, this wont be an ask!char series thing *maybe* but still, or should it stay here on this acc(i could make fanart 4 my own au and post it outside of the blog to seperate their associations with eachother properly... idk tho it seems a bit dramatic lol whay fo u thinm?)?)

(Updates on my tiktok: same @ but the username is riley andersen)

[xinnamonbun]

What exactly are Suitcase and Knife going to do with the money???

it's been a week, we should all be familiar with the fact that Suitcase and Knife are the final two which means that one of them is going to win. That's cool and all but... What would either of them do with the money?

It's never been really predictable like I wasn't expecting Cabby to have a library but it works really well for her, I wasn't expecting OJ to have a hotel but it's iconic, but like WHAT could Knife and Suitcase even do???

For Knife I guess I could kind of see a gym but that feels SO basic, and I feel like it doesn't really tie everything in with season 2 nicely. But I don't know what else he'd have besides a gym. Of course I'm assuming that they would get a building with the money. But if we're not going that route...idk. Pays for self-defense classes. Not for him for Mic. I don't know man...

For Suitcase...uh... a mental asylum??? I feel bad because I actually want her to win but I have less of an idea of what she would do with the money. Like. Does she uses the entire million for therapy??? (I mean honestly for HER it might be that expensive lol) She has a really big poly going, maybe she's just their sugar mama/JJJ. She builds an airport, because everyone wants to leave this god damn show. Get it? Cuz she's a suitcase... You know... Like you would bring on airports (cricket noises) OH COME ON NOT EVEN A CHEESY SLAP-

[jellazticious]

Is it okay to request for more Fake Peppino?

And maybe your take on Fake Peppino's Fight?

I needed to draw Faker more, thank you

ramble regarding the second question under the cut

Not a very original take but I see the bossfight like an accident. Accident in a way that Faker was the only one who Pizzahead didn't discuss with about fighting Peppino and I think he lost the key to Faker or something lol.

And I'm pretty sure that Faker didn't fight Peppino to protect the key. The key isn't even where the fight took place, it was found upon exit. Like he was fighting for territory or dominance, he has no concept of cloning, he does not care or know that Peppino may or may not be the person he was based from, all he saw was just another inferior creature that look like him and came out with him from the laboratory. Peppino shows up in Faker's HOUSE and he is not gonna let that slide until he LEAVES, which Peppino did. Faker could have destroyed those wood planks in the end but he didn't because what's the point of it. He proved to Peppino that he is not someone to mess with and he got him to leave his domain. I'm pretty sure Faker still thinks he's the alpha among the Peppino clones the way Peppino did not defeat him the same way he defeated the rest of the bosses. In my headcanons, he's more animal than human, I talk to him like how OJ from Nope talks about Jean Jacket. You just gotta leave bro alone lest he eats you on the spot but Peppino is a different case because he thinks he's like some sort of competition so he played out this long fight to show Peppino what he's got and in return, to see what Peppino can do against him.

And to be fair, if I were Faker I will not be impressed and think that this fat fuck survived out of luck. Like he was throwing everything at that man and what Peppino does for majority of the fight was DODGE and wait for weakspots if I weren't to mention the fact that Peppino ran away from him.

I also kinda see Faker as a little cocky at times because that's just how it is when you're top dog, he has his fun with his prey but also some of that goofiness stems from the original Peppino too

I mean look at Peppi, he gets a little dastardly sometimes in the game when he's whooping ass, Fakes just already done it more times than Peppi