#ok thats my take on the superbowl

[vantasei]

its ok brock purdy. youre still my favorite loser dripless unwanted white boy that every gambler and sports analyst on gods green earth hates. L to all the orioles and as babies but purdy wins that competition and yall know it.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the bafta livestream out of context: top 60 cursed quotes.

There is nothing more cursed than the livestream I just witnessed, and I made a summary post but now I'm just going to put in quotes by the worthy maggots in the stream with no context, because BELIEVE ME THE CONTEXT DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER. The livestream chat was NOT A PLACE OF THE LORD.

I'm going to make the quotes that were by me a different colour. Please know that I am NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR A SINGLE QUOTE OTHER THAN THOSE. SO HERE'S THE TOP 60 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Barbenhimer awakened things in me ok

aroace people the most disturbingly sexual talkers on the planet fight me on this

WHO JUST GASPED

MICHAEL SHEENS BABY TALKING BARK BADK IM A DOG BARK WOOF

I feel so sorry for this woman. She's being so heartfelt and we're here thristing over a slinky that possessed a man

IRELAAAND PLEASE ADOPT ME AS YOUR OWN PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE LAND OF UNPRONOUNCABLE WORDS, GREEN FEILD, CATHOLISISM AND HOZIER PLEASE

the urge to go to france and misgender a croissant is real

Devastated the slutty knees have gone away

So many men nowadays are so submissive and breedable like thank you lord for these men thank you

witches and murder slime tutorial

speaking of royals did the bloke who ISN'T lizzy's husband but her son apparently die yet

Turtleneck Crowley is my gender.

WE COULD HAVE LEFT IT AS NOT SAFE FOR WORK WHY THE DRTAOLS ASMI

SAY AN BFUIL CEAD AGAM DUL GO DTÍ AN LEITHREAS AN WE'LL LET YOU THROUGJ

"Oompa loompa doopety dee, I really hated being in this movie" -Hugh grant probably

IF YOU'RE A CHILD AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THAT MESSAGE IM SORRY

i want the kilt back this a betrayal

if someone put me in a room with kilt!david tennant one of us is walking out of that room pregnant and its not gonna be me

a lot of these words are in the bible and none of them should be in that order you need jesus

Can we vote to make david wear that kilt back? Maybe make him do a twirl this time

You mean Bildaddy? 😏

Honey what make you think a dude who roamed around with prostitutes and got himself more holes for mankind won't be calling bildad bildaddy? [this was about jesus btw.]

FREE THE KNEE

Show us the knees!

AND YOU'RE COMING AFTER ME FOR MY BLOWJOB BANANA

He looks like those fancy chocolates. Imma take a bite outta him. Think you'll leak molten goo like them?

My brain isn't working, I read "bratty couch jr"

i'm sorry the what holes

FIND ME ON GOAD AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY APPROPRIATELY

I genuinely thought it was a road typo and I thought you were threatening asmi with physical violence on the road

OHH FLOWER OF SCOTLAAAAAAND

Combine that with the unfortunate oranges and see what happens.

DEVASTATING NEWS I ATE UP ALL OF THEM SO I'VE BROUGHT A BLOWJOB BANANA INSTEAD

That reminded me of the army video where the guy was deepthroating a 7 inch banana without a hitch.

OMG THEY JUST FLASHED BACK & I GOT A GLIMPSE OF THAT KILT 🥵🥵🥵

thats why apollo had to deliver you at an illegal sushi restaurant

How long do you think it would take to get david naked from his chocolate man suit? Can we set a new speedrun category?

SUPERBOWL FOR TENNANTISTS

Big feelings about pants straps in the chat tonight

Last time i check yoire supposed to thank the lord gor his gifts

HEY GUYS ASMI'S FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE CONFIRMED

I just have a deep appreciation for ireland

Can you use suspenders as bondage gear? I mean it looks like it would be fine? I mean if you make the length a bit more they might be more comfortable than ropes. Just sayin

All i can think when i see him in the costume is the one specific ken and oppenhimer slash fic. Lord help me i can't be saved

GIVE MY LOVE TO THE LEPRECHAAAAAAAAAAAUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Like a giant orange slice on her one arm.

Stop hitting the lectern geez / what if its into that?

Men who wear suspenders are such losers like why do you need so much cloth to keep your pants up. Why dont you just wear a belt. Where do you live. What is your timezone. What are you office hours

what is this suspender shaming ari chappal for you

Aziraphales office hours are: fuck off

Put me ina room with a suspender wearing man and he shall have the same fate as kilttennant

MARIYADAM E ILLAI

It was titled "snake in my b***" It meant butt lmfao

CROWLEY AND LOKI MY GENDERFLUID ICONS

THE KNEES ARE BACK

THEKNEES GOD SAVE ME FROM THESE SINFUL THOUGHTS

What if slutshaming is my kink?

NOT THE BLOWJOB FACE NO

AT THIS POINT IF NEIL HASN'T UNFOLLOWED ME YET HE'S ASKING TO BE MENTALLY SCARRED IM SORRY

I am failing

Tagging the main culprits whose tumblr handles I know:

@thearoacemess @vitrilol @queermarzipan @good-usernames-were-taken

Cheers, maggots.

[supermaks]

i'm dying for the part 2 of the essential max verstappen races i've watched all the first 10 (teenage crime era) and now i need the rest!!

✨💘 part 1 💘✨💎🧨🌠part 3🗽🎯

Brazil, 2019 In part 1 I said Max always stunted in the US, but like both Americas have a crush on him. People like to yap about his 'luck' and how 'lucky' he is. Max bends luck to his favor with a crowbar if he has to and this race proves that. also shout out to Hannah she’s BEEN the best CS in F1 fr 🌻

Austria, 2019 yes honey, that Austria, 2019. First Honda powered win for red bull and it came on the back of a cracked out prancing horse. Lestappen had angry sex in front of 200000 orange shirts and we just let them

70th year anniversary GP, 2020 Set the scene: for 2020 mercedes has put thee most competent driver of all time behind the wheel of a Boeing 707. They say it's a car but its an airplane ok. So every race is basically like 2 hour long british orgasm ASMR. This one tho, this should've been the beans and toast equivalent to Beyoncé at the superbowl. This should've been their Homecoming. They got 2 races in the calendar for the 1st time, it's F1's birthday, Lewis is driving a commercial airplane, it's happening during peak covid because their prime minister is insane, period. They had it all. Except, it was kinda warm out. And Max Verstappen noticed. Whole british empire vs one man's inability to not be the moment. Guess who won

Emilia Romagna, 2021 emilianos first victory of his maiden title year , and a race I remember watching and thinking. oh okay. so it’s time. With Max, even as a baby fan of both him and Lewis, I was always kinda like, waiting for the dog fight. And finally, lil bro has the car. Everything else was already in place. If u do watch my dumb list in order, which I recommend u do, u can actually c him get ready for 2021 over the years. His starts, and especially this one, become flawless, he has somehow learned how to manage his tires and dominate races in lesser machinery ((we dont talk about it enough. max has won races every single season he's driven in f1. every rbr car he's ever had, he got it home. that's a shooting star fr. thats a once in a lifetime.)) , he's patient, and still uncompromising, still unflinching. He's ready. We were not tho lmfaooo

Zandvoort, 2021 baby boys first home gp win. a lovely lil watch to feel warm and fuzzy inside and also just like watch him be the best driver on the grid at home

Russia, 2021 p20 to p2. Max in the rain, u already know wtf is going ONNN. A race for the GP girlies. SOOO so dope to watch a driver and an engineer orchestrate a comeback of that level in real time. A true privilege and I mean it wholeheartedly. I think GP and Max are soulmates like professionally. Also literally the funniest thing in the world when they're pulling into their lil positions after the race and my fav old man Lewis does a double take like that better not be who I think it is 😭

USA, 2021 listennn. it's 2021. I can't mention Max without mentioning Lewis. They took each other to realms of racing that F1 didnt even remember existed. When I tell u these bitches were 40 seconds ahead of everybody else. 40 seconds. In 2021. But yuh, the blond one set a purple sector with like 100 lap old tires to defend that win. 2021 was just very kind to the Circuit. Sexy sexy race

Jeddah, 2021 well if he's just some guy why does his pussy pop so severely. 😐 No F1 driver will ever serve cunt the way Max served cunt in Jeddah. Driver of the day for no reason other than pure fucking headassery. They said u can't move the culture by losing and that white man said hold on. That quali lap almost put a child in me. I am so sorry

((lil bonus from Zandvoort, 2022 like shut up imagine doing this to lewis hamiltondfmsnfksdlkjf))

Japan, 2022 2nd title win. And fittingly so, he would've lapped the whole field if the race had been completed in its full distance. 1 second faster than everybody else, still improving at the end. But its his recovery at the start that I wanna highlight here. On a wet track, awful conditions, mf sent it outside of t1 around sharl, not because he had to, not because his championship was on the line, but because he could. He went for it, no hesitation. Nobody else would go for a move like that. First, because they wouldnt be able to do it. Its an overtake that requires a control of the car that is left to the Hamiltons and Verstappens of this world. U put a wheel wrong and you’re done. Second, it just wasnt worth it. Rb was a rocket anyway, he would've gotten the lead back eventually. But that is not who Max is. Max refused to give up the lead for even a second. It has nothing to do with having a dominant car, its about racing. Max will always, always go racing. And I love him for it.

ty for reading 💝 I hope that u can return to these races again and again and find joy in watching our fav public enemy number one do his thing. He’s very good at it

[hypbaest]

im seeing all this kenny hate on twt - ppl bein like trade him he’s trash bc steelers suck this year. worst ol in the league, toothpick lookin defense minus cam heyward (that is OVERPAID) and the best WRs in the league they keep telling me except i seen johnson fumble more balls than catch and claypool middle name is butterfingers and the coaching staff is trashhhhhhhhh and their attitudes trashhhhh. like ur kidding me ur kidding me. also shoutout to my boy george pickens manifesting some throws for u. everyone else ur on thin fucking ice.

but what im trying to say is these people know fuck all abt football/struggle/building. yinz lame as fuck. there are the games where u just sit and take it (thats where we are rn) and THEN there are the games where you feel it inside of you, like that unacceptable “get him off the field” feeling. r yall feeling THAT? or r yinz jus talkin. and everyone better quit actin like the steelers have even been good the past 5-7 years. like what we doin ok cuz we got a winning season and make the playoffs? listen to me my sweet summer children, this is PITTSBURGH. every year we dont win the fucking superbowl is a losing season. THAT is the standard. you wanna win some games? bitch we need to win the world

[arifskinchen]

Okay... OK..... So, It is with deepest regrets and a heavy heart that my family reported that our beloved mother Linda "Kay" Caldcleught transitioned as of Monday, November 30th 2020 at 5:50pm. What I forgot to include was: she died from Stage 4 Colon Cancer. She Suffered in Silence (By Choice) since March/April 2020 and She had us all on a gag-order. She was a giver and didn't want to trouble ANYONE but her CORE ppl with this. She was a devoted mom, a loving Grandmother, an Usher at @faithfulcentral , an OG at the @usps.official , an Entrepreneur and SBO w/ her imprints #HollaBackPromotions & her macro travel agency , She was a constant at ALL JAZZ FESTIVALS, she was a DIE HARD #PATRIOTS fan and she Loved JESUS. I've been in my wife's life for 30+ years... so I've known Momma Kay for 30+ years... thats a long friggin time. Seriously. Like Honda Accord with The Gold Package being kewl long. Since I rode the RTD to go see Tan long. Since parents taking US to the movies for a date sitting 4 rows behind us long. She is no longer with us... but the mmemory of #MsHollaBack is forever. The kids have asked that you take a moment to reflect on this transition and if you have a kind word to say or an awesome photo, post it in Kay's FB page. Please. At this time the kids are trying to put together her affairs. She has opted to donate her remains to science, as did her mother, so that maybe ,one day, somebody's family won't have to go thru this. So.... aint gon be no service. PERIOD't. There JUST MIGHT be a Superbowl Cruise in 2023 and a night to honor her - Covid-19 pending. Stay Tuned. While we would appreciate the phone calls, the text and all of that - please just give us a minute, keep us in prayer and we'll be in touch via her Facebook page. With love and honor to my wife Tan, my sister Keianna and my brother Kevon. And blessings to me and Tan's 2 kids. #GodRestKaysSoul #SheWasTheFootballQueen #SuchSorrow #HowWeAintSolvedCancerMan #2020GetsTheGasFace https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoFScCB0ZV/?igshid=ezuojhpqb7s4

[lachances]

Some Advice based off of a personal experience I went through

Back in January, I was asked out by one of my best friends, who I had a massive crush on. I thought it was my dream come true so of course i leapt into it thinking he was already "the one". I had handled my last relationship very, poorly, and it left behind some regrets that are now mere pale scars but the guilt of what I left behind still bites in some moments.

Anyways, I went off on a tangent, let me continue.

So we went on our first date superbowl sunday, that night he pecked me on the cheek, texted me later saying he was already in love with me, in that moment, I was absolutely infatuated with what was developing.

It didnt take long for things to go downhill.

They are completely right when they say "love is blind" despite my concern of his smoking and drinking habits resurfacing, i bottled those away, but cautiously tried to persuade him away, for fear he would fall back into the person who he used to be.

Then he emotionally grew more and more distant, he pushed away at my physical gestures, was vague with his communicating and, only carer about the physical side of me. He didnt care about anything i had to offer him.

And i wanted him to have the world.

We went to prom, my idea, as i wanted a night with him to enjoy the pleasure of a highschool tradition, thats all i wanted, but in the middle of that night after i spent h u n d r e d s of dollars to make him happy, as i followed him outside so he could take a drag from a cigarette he looked me dead with his cold icy eyes and grunted "I didnt even want to come here".

I went home that night and sobbed.

Two weeks later,

He broke up with me.

He said he liked us better as friends, and would like us to stay friends. In that moment of heartache i nodded, numb from holding back tears and said "Ok". When he climbed into his truck and drove off, i went inside quietly, huddled into my room, and sat in silence.

I didnt cry until i sent him a message, as my last chance to regain power over myself and not doom my soul to longing for a sliver of hope that I'll have him back.

I said no, i cant be friends with you, not after all we went through, if we do, i'll never lose hope we may regain what was lost.

After i sent that message was when i really cried.

Its hard, its so hard to lose what your thought was "the one" the perfect match, your twin soul.

I was proven wrong two weeks later when i took a risk with someone i knew nothing about, he sent me a message in german through facebook, and my put-off responses gradually turned into interest, and as we met with eachother, went to the atlanta symphony, my fathers wedding, experiencing physical intimacy for the first time, experiencing the shame of getting c a u g h t in those acts, to sobbing into his arms as i begged him not to fly to Pennsylvania, as i held his hand tight as we walked through the city of athens, georgia, as he opened a black box with a dainty silver ring with his birthstone set in it as he had waited a year to find the right one to give it to, as i helped him clean out past demons and forgotten woes from his room to help him clear his mind, as i fall asleep, encompassed in his warm arms, as we giggle and smile and kiss as we view the tickets we bought to fly to Frankfurt Germany, i knew. I k n e w.

I had found something indescribable.

So just know, p l e a s e. Especially if you are young, and have hopes the lost flame will return, you may come across something, so amazing, so beautiful, and so much better. You just have to be willing to work for it.

Because in my hard decisions, and my regrets, i have a man who looked me in the eyes one night, and as he wrapped his pinky finger around mine and kissed his thumb, he asked me if i will marry him someday.

[cajunfoxnight]

I got tagged!

The instructions are as follows: Fill out the questions and then tag new people to fill it out. Remember to mention who tagged you at the beginning!

Tagged by @kazoo-rietveld

1: Are you named after someone?

Not that im aware of!

2: When is the last time you cried?

A couple of weeks ago when my pet rat was very very sick (shes ok now tho!)

3: Do you like your handwriting?

Nooooo not really xD Its very messy. My dad once said "For as good as you can draw you'd think you could write a little neater"

4: What is your favorite lunch meat?

Turkey! Specially Cajun seasoned turkey, yyuuuummmm

5: Do you have kids?

Nope! But do pets count? I mean they're kinda like my kids?

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Hell yeah! I mean come on im pretty freaking fabulous (actually I have no idea)

7: Do you use sarcasm?

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. yes

8: Do you still have your tonsils?

Yep!

9: Would you bungee jump?

Ah. No thank you. I like..the ground..not rushing towards my face.

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal?

I cant really eat cereal sadly because trying to eat it with milk really hurts my teeth ;; But I can eat it dry, in which case I like to munch on quaker oats squares.

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nope, I just slide them off and slide them back on xD

12: Do you think you’re a strong person?

I'd say no but people have told me otherwise and I am not sure why xD

13: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I like Moose tracks, but I also will just have vanilla too xD

14: What is the first thing you notice about people?

I dont. XD I have a bad habit about not making eye contact with people so I tend to just..avoid looking at most people xD;

15: Red or pink?

I like red mostly (TEAM MAGMA YES)

16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

I dont like my forehead I think hence why im always wearing a hat. Im sure there are other things at different times but thats the main one I can think of.

17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

Blue jeans and some old grey and blue shoes.

18: What was the last thing you ate?

Breakfast which consisted of 2 sunny side up eggs, on toast that was covered in tabasco..and drinking coffee.

19: What are you listening to right now?

"Heavy"- Linkin Park (feat. Kiiara) it is very catchy!

20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

I...I dont know?? I would think maybe a shade of red? Or maybe Lavender?

22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

I had to go check my phone xD Last person I talked to was my mother in law :3

23: Favorite sport to watch?

I'll watch some football every now and then, but mostly just for the Saints or the superbowl

24: Hair color?

at the moment, dark brown with a hint of red, but I will be changing that ina  couple months :3c

25: Eye color?

dark brown

26: Do you wear contacts?

Nope! Probably have the best vision of everyone in my house xD

27: Favorite food to eat?

Crawfish! But thats only seasonal, so outside of that im partial to meat, pasta and almost anything in red sauce.

28: Scary movies or comedy?

comedy plz I dont do well with scary movies xD

29: Last movie you watched?

Lego Batman (IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

30: What color of shirt are you wearing?

Blue with all the eeveelutions on it :3

31: Summer or Winter?

Summers are pretty brutal but I can hardly function in the cold xD

32: Hugs or kisses?

I really like a nice hug, but kisses arent bad either. But nice hugs and maybe some petting.

33: What book are you currently reading?

Im not currently reading anything xD

34: Who do you miss right now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOMANYPEOPLE ;;

35: What is on your mouse pad?

nothing sadly, its just black with a wrist cushion.

36: What is the last TV program you watched?

I was watching How Its Made last nigt to fall asleep but the last series I watched?...Ridiculousness (I love those kinda shows xD)

37: What is the best sound?

Various things but one of my favorites is either the sound of leaves falling when its windy, or when youre walking on dry mud and it cracks under your shoes and its just such a good sound -v-b

38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Theyre ok and Ive listened to most of the popular Beatles songs but not really..a fan?

39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

Hmm..I have been to Hawaii so thats something

40: Do you have a special talent?

Im sure I do xDD

41: Where were you born?

Louisiana

Time to tag people if they want to do this! @scipper54 @bakaunagi @dragonfoxstar or anyone else who wants to do this!

[mewbbie]

Tag game thingy

Tagged by @miss-mizuki​ :OO

1. Are you named after someone?? Nope

2. Last time I cried?? I tear up a lot but my last real cry was in the middle of December?? I was stuck in a dark room and a couple were being gross behind me and i’m pretty sure i had a panic attack lmao

3. Do you like your handwriting? its ok i guess

4. Favorite lunch meat?? chicken

5. Do you have kids? my pokemon sun team are my children

6. If you were another person, would you like yourself? no i’m ugly and bitter

7. Do you use sarcasm? ye

8. Do you have your tonsils? ye???

9. Would you ever bungee jump? N A H

10. Favorite kind of cereal? Captain Crunch or Frosted Flakes

11. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? not often

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? no im weak af

13. Favorite ice cream flavour? vanilla or ...butter pecan.

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people? their height. if they’re taller than me we’re gonna fight. If they’re shorter than me we’re gonna fight. I like fighting-

15. Red or Pink? Pink is cute!

16. What’s your least favorite physical thing you still like about yourself? i hate everything but if i have to choose i’d pick my face

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? right now?? dark green shorts and no shoes

18. Last thing you ate? tuna sandwich. chewing gum rn ^^

19. Are you listening to music right now? https://youtu.be/8zG8zwffS5E?

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black bc im emo lolllll

21. Favorite smell? ...a non mushy answer? when you first walk in subway

22. Last person you called? my ugly friend Natalie ;;()

23. Favorite sport to watch? i hate sports but i guess football is ok? bc the superbowl has a halftime thing.

24. Hair color dark brown

25. Eye color dark brown

26. Do you wear contacts? No

27. Favorite food to eat? im a hoe for some chinese food. any kind honestly

28. Scary movies or comedies? i hate scary movies so comedy

29. Last movie you watched? Moana

30. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and red

31. Summer or winter? Winter.

32. Hugs or kisses? Kisses..

33. What book are you reading now? HAHAHA I DON’T READ ANYTHING BYE

34. Who do you miss right now? ...nobody.

35. What’s on your mouse pad? A picture of a cat no joke

36. Last TV show you watched? Steven Universe

37. Best sound? The sound of a perfect hit in splatoon

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? who

39. Farthest you’ve ever traveled? Colorado

40. Special talents? ..i draw?? thats about it.

41. Where were you born? Florida

41. Who do you think will do this? uhh idk?? @lunarrose206 ? ;w;

[ircmeltdown]

Blowfish begs for a tilde

blowfish: yo i think that nigga put that in a honeypot or an iot

blowfish: i noticed

blowfish: SH4.1

blowfish: as the shell

blowfish: he left a mark

blowfish: w/ irc.supernets.org

blowfish: behind

blowfish: LOL

blowfish: why does acid have higher oper then me

blowfish: he has &

blowfish: i brought him here

ak: who knows or cares

ak: not like hes abusing it

blowfish: neither am i

blowfish: he barely chats

blowfish: he should be brouyght down to +o like i was

blowfish: just making a point

ak: acid gave me 14 boxes

ak: thats p sick if u ask me

blowfish: im your nigga tho

blowfish: dude thats not cool man

ak: yeah you are

ak: hence why u got chanops and linkops

blowfish: i wan me tilde back

ak: u literally just want netops for the rep and vanity

ak: which is stupid as fuck

blowfish: i understand how to oper

blowfish: just because i wasnt chatting for a 3 days

blowfish: doesnt give you the right to do that

blowfish: and say I don't know how to oper

blowfish: whats the point of even having link ops

blowfish: it doesnt do shit

blowfish: i cant sajoin shit

blowfish: theres no fucking point 2 it

blowfish: i cant gzline

blowfish: and i may have handled the floods incorrectly but atleast i tried

ak: linkops gives u a ton of privs

ak: normal users dont have

blowfish: takbar never did shit

blowfish: all im saying dude

blowfish: is i tried and takbar never did

ak: operclass linker {

ak: privileges {

ak: channel { extbans; operonly; restrictedmodes; topic; };

ak: immune {

ak: channel { flood; };

ak: jointhrottle;

ak: limits;

ak: regonly;

ak: };

ak: kill { local; };

ak: override {

ak: ban { operonly; };

ak: channel { invite; };

ak: extban;

ak: invite;

ak: kick { nokick; }

ak: message;

ak: mode;

ak: see;

ak: topic;

ak: };

ak: privacy;

ak: self { ident; };

ak: server { info; opermotd; remote; };

ak: tkl { kline; };

ak: };

ak: };

ak: look @ all those privs bo

ak: privs 4 dayz

blowfish: why is it that blowfish gets knocked down the totem

blowfish: when he put in just as much effort as u did

blowfish: into making this irc pop

blowfish: take your time

ak: bringing chatters in here and chatting har is awesome

ak: that doesnt mean every person who does that gets netops

blowfish: so why does dolphgin get netops

ak: cus he knows how to oper

ak: he gets abusive but

ak: hes in his place now

blowfish: so do I

blowfish: just as much as he does

blowfish: i can use google just like he can

blowfish: anyone can

ak: he doesnt have to google

blowfish: neither do i

ak: ive witnessed how u handle floods

ak: all you do is +im every time

blowfish: name one thing

blowfish: ive deinitely

ak: other than that

ak: i didnt see u do

ak: anythign else with ops

blowfish: thats

blowfish: noit

blowfish: what i have done

ak: my memory is

ak: flawless and great

blowfish: ok

blowfish: remove me oper

blowfish: me link

blowfish: and me link

ak: are u really chimping out right now lol

blowfish: its not about a chimp out

blowfish: im just gonna be a normal chatter

ak: this is pathetic

ak: this is why i dont give u netops

ak: cus u whine when u dont get ur way

blowfish: its not about that

blowfish: its about me having me privs stripped

blowfish: so i will not contribute like u think i already dont

ak: "if i cant wear the crown, i dont wanna be in the castle"

blowfish: its not that, u think

blowfish: i dont contribute

ak: i said u do

ak: u chat and bring chatters

ak: and offer shells to keep chatters

ak: i just dont think u need a higher level of ops than you have right now

ak: i mean really

ak: most of the op shit is in #superbowl

ak: theres hardly any network op shit that even needs to be done

ak: 80% of the time

ak: anope handles so much shit now and the dnsbl's

ak: i dont really get what privs you want that youre lack right now

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: and a ~

blowfish: to show im an og

blowfish: and stuck along the way

ak: the only hosts that ever need to be gzline'd are bots

ak: and the dnsbl does that

ak: why do u need sajoin

ak: you and i both know you just wanna

ak: /fuckyou ppl

blowfish: no

blowfish: i dont

blowfish: quit being retarded

blowfish: u asked me what i wanted

blowfish: i told u bluntly

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: so i can handle

blowfish: when things need 2 be

blowfish: done

ak: blowfish: and a ~

ak: you literally want this for the vanity lol

ak: ~ dos nothing but prevent you from being kicked by lower level chanops.

ak: but u have linkops, so u can already ban evade

blowfish: ok remove the ~

blowfish: from u and takbar

blowfish: remove the ~

blowfish: from u and tkabar

blowfish: for the whole month

ak: what

ak: lol

blowfish: do it

ak: what the fuck

blowfish: why wont u

ak: are you

blowfish: remove it

ak: even

ak: saying

ak: rn

blowfish: if its juist vanity

blowfish: make yourselves only +o

ak: im saying its vanity in your eyes

blowfish: its vanity in your eyes 2

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

blowfish: apparently

blowfish: i was ~ before and now im not

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

* ak waits..

blowfish: if ur not giving me gzline or sajoin

blowfish: then take it all the way

blowfish: because theres no point in even having it

ak: are you actually blogging this long about 2 privs ???

ak: is this serious lol

blowfish: its v srs

blowfish: actually ur right

blowfish: acid gave u 17 boxes

blowfish: u dont need me box

blowfish: the ram can be used for shells for people

ak: answer these 3 questions...

ak: 1. what is ~ gonna do for you that you cant do right now

ak: 2. when would u even need sajoin besides to /fuckyou

ak: 3. why would u need gzline when dnsbl does all that

ak: abusive users get a kline/channebl ban, not a gzline

ak: which u can do already

blowfish: i need to sajoin when situations happen like mass kicks

ak: masskicks are pretty impossible with the anope access list..

blowfish: u and i both know dnsbl doesnt block everything

blowfish: ur a fool if u think that

ak: we have about 90 users here

ak: and the max users ever was 120

ak: 30 bots?

ak: looks like dnsbl works fine

blowfish: this is going nowhere

blowfish: your a psychotpath

ak: cus you arent making any points

blowfish: remove me

blowfish: im a normal chatter now

blowfish: In the event that the dnsbl gets through I would like to have my priviledges ban to remove the problem.

blowfish: theres plenty of times when im on @ 4am 5am or even early morning and shit goes wrong briefly

ak: you want to manually gzline a few bots instead of piling them in #lobby with +lL and ignoring it?

ak: that sounds like a waste of keys to type

blowfish: infact

blowfish: wat the actual fuck

blowfish: dude

blowfish: is wrong with u

ak: nothing actually

ak:

[capnmarvell]

Drama is going on in my family again. Feel free to read more to find out.

Friday Night/Saturday Morning (between 11pm - 2:30am):

My sister Cassie, who moved into neighbor Stacey’s house almost 2 years ago bc her ex husband was threatening to take the kids away from her if she lived with me and my parents bc my parents smoke weed (even tho he smokes weed and is an alcoholic), got the police called on her. Her roommate Stacey did the calling. Stacey previously told Cassie she needs to leave by March bc shes hella overstayed her welcome. Cassie got drunk this night and started banging on the walls, yelling at Stacey saying she was gonna have to take her and her kids to a homeless shelter bc she was being evicted. She then locked stacey outside and was aparently trying to get into staceys kids room. Stacey called the police. Stacey left with her kids and their dogs while Cassie trashed their entire house and passed out drunk.

Saturday afternoon (between 1pm - 5pm):

My sisters, Tiffany and Tonya, get called over to talk to Cassie. Stacey says officially, Cassie is no loner welcome in her home (yet this little meeting with cassie was held in her home???? ok). My sister Tiffany, who was like cassie’s best friend before she moved in with stacey, told her that she has been cutting off her family slowly for the last 2 years. that they were best friends and as soon as she moved in with stacey she just cut tiffany off, and if cassie had any idea how she made tiffany feel. and tonya pointed out that cassie obviously was having a mental breakdown and she was depressed and that she needed to get help if she wanted to keep custody of her kids. During this entire thing, STACEY KEPT TRYING TO BUTT IN. Tiffany was getting so annoyed like “bitch we are talking to ur sister you are not involved”

Kids are at our neighbor shannon’s during this. Cassie leaves to go to friend from her church (i am convinced its a cult bc as soon as she started going with stacey to this church she cut off her family. who else encourages you to cut off your family???? A FUCKING CULT.) and then, INSTEAD of calling their dad, or asking Tiffany, or Tonya, OR MY FUCKING PARENTS ACROSS THE STREET, another person from the church came and took the children. Uh???? wtf???

Sunday:

We hear nothing from them. All we know from tiffany and Tonya is that Cassie was supposed to be taken to the hospital this day (instead of saturday for whatever reason????). Cassie is ON facebook so if shes at the hospital, but she hasnt checked in bc when you check into psych they take your phone (i know, i stayed in psych for 4 days). Cassie finally comments on my fb status and says “kids are at a friends for a superbowl sleepover”. wow thanks that calms my and moms nerves. what friends???? their best friends are on this street  and we havent seen them.

Monday (between 3pm - 3:30pm):

So mom and i are freaking out about the kids. where the fuck are they? who has them? they’re not with family, they’re not with their dad. I go to the bus stop to see if they get off. They do, and i tell them they are coming to our house and i’ll get their baby brother too. I send a message to stacey and say “the kids are with their family. if you have Filip send him over. When their mom or dad comes to get them, they can leave.” because we have more fucking rights to these kids than she does. What fucking nerve does she have, saying shes a christian woman and wanting to do the right thing always, to not even come to OUR HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET to tell us what the fuck is going on. so i have the kids at my house, not the baby though, and im feeding them an after school snack, and they’re starting their homework with the help of my parents. HERE COMES STACEY.

She tries to come inside i block her. she says i had no right to pick up the kids. i tell her we are the kids family, we have more right than her. we want to help them and ever since stacey came into the picture cassie has cut us off and kept her kids from us. and i even say that shes throwing cassie out! why is she even involved anymore??? and she started crying and yelling saying that i dont know anything and that cassie locked her out and scared stacey’s children and she had to do that (meanwhile STACEY HAS SINCE SENT HER KIDS TO HER EX-HUSBANDS FULL TIME EVEN THO SHES KICKING CASSIE OUT??? AND SHES STILL BUTTING INTO CASSIES LIFE. YOUR KIDS COME FIRST BUT IF ITS CASSIE I GUESS THEY COME LAST) and im like “save it okay i dont need your sob story. youre kicking cassie out and we want to be here for her. these kids are leaving with cassie or their dad” and staceys crying, shes like ‘their dad beat cassie, we cant let them have the kids” and i go “and cassie knows we want to help her with that” and she goes “YOURE THE REASON CPS WILL BE CALLED. THEIR ARE DRUGS IN YOUR HOUSE. YOUR THE CRAZY HOUSE.” and i go “MIKE SMOKES FUCKING WEED AND HES AN ALCOHOLIC, JUST LIKE CASSIE IS NOW. WEED DIDNT BOTHER YOU OR CASSIE WHEN CASSIE NEEDED A FUCKING BABYSITTER ONCE A WEEK SO YOU AND HER COULD GO TO YOUR CULT CHURCH.” 

and she goes “taylor remember when you were mad at cassie and i was on your side, i need you to be on our side now and understand,” and i was just like “shut the fuck up. she cut off her entire family and no one came and told us where these kids were, you want to keep them from us. we want to help cassie bc thats what family does”

and shes like “my church is helping her. We are getting her a house, and a car,” (wow hmm a house and car so cassie is even more debt to your cult church hmmm BESIDES WHO THE FUCK at this church is buying my sister a fucking house? when has a chuch EVER fucking done this???) and i just go “yall are not family your not safe. why did my nephew tell me you hit him??? why???” and she tries to shout past me to my nephew, asking him when the last him she “spanked” him was. i was like “i am NOT letting these kids leave with you. When cassie comes and gets them they can leave. they dont want to leave with you.”

then my dad proceeds to come over and tells her to get the fuck off our property. I come back inside and my nephew looks at me and goes “thank you for making her leave.” HE SAYS SHE HITS HIM. AND HES GRATEFUL SHE ISNT THERE AND THAT I DIDNT LET HIM LEAVE WITH HER. THIS SPARKS MAJOR CONCERN.

My sister cassie then comes in 5 minutes later, no knock, and says not 1 word to me, mom, or dad. she tells the kids to pack up their stuff and they’re leaving. Kids are physically upset, saying they dont want to, that they want to eat dinner with us, cassie tells them another time and quickly ushers them out.

Monday (10pm):

My neighbor shannon texts me, says she spoke to the kids dad, my sisters ex husband. He explained hes been worried about the kids and wants to know whats going on. Shannon texts him what i told her about the stacey interaction and he says hes going to go to the kids school tomorrow for lunch and ask them whats going on. Cassie has no permanent residence, and thanks to stacey getting to a screaming match in my doorway, the kids hear everything about the cops being called on their mom, and stacey throwing them out. Kids will at least definitely tell him they’ve been having “sleepovers” since saturday with different members of their cult church and hasnt slept overnight with their mom in the house since coming home from their dads house.

So whatever the hell is gonna happen, the ex-husband is now involved. and when cassie does eventually lose custody of those kids, bc she doesnt have a permanent home, she didnt go to work today so she probably lost her job (she works with my mom at a hospital and my mom was told if she misses again she might get fired), and she has no car. meanwhile he ex has a home, running a business and looking to open another, has a car, and is dating an actually really lovely woman who has 2 kids of her own. Her ex is a shithead, but she brought this on herself. she cut off her entire family and no one is gonna be here to help her when this cult church decides they dont want her anymore. she cut us off, its been decided today we’ll cut her off right back. we’ll only be there for the kids.