#one big run on sentence

[maybepassiveaggressive]

sometimes I wonder why nobody ever notices the tardis when it makes that sound but then I think about that time me and my mom heard a weird banging noise outside and asked each other what it was but didn't actually get up to check for another 10 minutes and it turns out the dog had grabbed one of those black plastic tube hose things and was dragging it around the yard and up and down the porch steps but it could have been anything and people just really don't care that much

[libradrien]

Natsu actually tried to read Lucy’s book but couldn’t understand some of the more complex words at first so Whenever they were just hanging out in Lucy’s apartment and Lucy was reading a book, Natsu would make her read aloud while also reading the words with her over her shoulder so he could get better at reading. Then when he felt confident enough he started reading Lucy’s book on his own and would also start making random references to it and Lucy’s like ??? How do you know that. And of course when she finds out what he’s been up too she is both incredibly flustered but also very touched <3

[retroautomaton]

✏️💎🚀

[foulbearobservation]

The halo actually tries to possess every halobearer but most of them are just catholic enough to ignore the little voice in their head telling them things so the halo gets its claws inside this funky little atheist and thinks "oh fucking finally" and goes to possess ava but it's just like. a brick wall of self expression and stubbornness and love and that pesky human determinism and it just cannot get a foothold in the whole possession game. years down the line lilith is like "how the fuck are you still okay?" (because what she has never told ava is how the halo has driven more than one bearer to madness. it just so happens that demons get to them first. lilith knows the stories though, knows what happened to her great-great aunt. knows what haunts the spaces between the lines in the journals) and ava just shrugs like "idk I'm very good at not listening to the little voice in my head that tells me to do things" "you drop everything when beatrice asks you to do something" "yes well beatrice is pretty and I love her. the halo tells me to bathe the world in holy fire so comparatively beatrice asking me to do the dishes is no big deal"

[jupiterswasphouse]

< Read for half the day and is seconds away from exploding with wasp knowledge

[haljathefangirlcat]

I'm NOT saying ageism is okay but if an old man is the kind of pathetic, frustrated old man who will regularly disturb the workflow in your office to rant about "issues" that aren't even real issues but merely things that wounded his fragile ego and also have literally nothing to do with said office, and dump a bunch of incoherent "notes" on your desk that you then have to painstakingly rewrite into a text that makes at least a lick of actual sense and carries even the vaguest air of pleasantness if not elegance, and then rip into your painstakingly-rewritten text for no fucking reason beyond "I just changed my mind on what should say, so I'm going to pretend you misunderstood me" and/or "I am unable to understand what makes for good communication (hint: it's NOT saying every goddamn thing in every goddamn context "like a fist in the face", unless you're some two-dimensional barbarian in a pulp fantasy novel written by some hack who doesn't understand societies with warrior aristocracies and thinks just any tired stereotype about Vikings will do), or the most basic of literary devices, or really just any text longer than two lines which should both be composed by words no longer than two syllables" and turn it back into a hideous mess you'll have to choose between rewriting again and giving the barest glance and grammar fix to while saying "fuck this shit, publicly embarrass yourself all you want", AND ALSO have the gall to go on long-winded rants about The Youths being lazy no-good schmucks who don't want to do or learn anything anymore at the drop of a hat, I think any of that old man's employees between the ages of 20 and 40 should have the legal right to march through the street clamoring for Old Age Extermination now and suffer no consequences or repercussions for it

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: December 7

"Wolverine" by Goghi

[whiskey-tango-matcha]

if you sent me a prompt from that list i rb'd last week (was it last week...? all the days mush together sometimes i stg) i just want you to know i tried and failed in writing drabbles, and instead am using an amalgamation of all (most) of the prompts that were sent in for a fic i'm currently working on. so thank you for your prompts i saw them and they inspired me and i love you and go drink some water and at this point this is just me rambling to keep from opening my word document back up fUCK ok gtg i'm supposed to be writing

[sewercentipede]

been watching greta gerwig movies lately honestly by complete happenstance but it’s making me feel….. extremely my age…. Like this transitional period of life that isn’t supposed to be happening because you already had your early 20s transitional period and now you’re like why am i actually doing worse and more lost and confused and less confident approaching my 30s and you’re like trying to accept a life you didn’t plan on living and you think doing things that you did in your early 20s (like being spontaneous, trying new things, traveling, drugs, seeing old friends, whatever etc) will help you get out of your rut or whatever it is but they actually just make you feel even worse and so so tired and be like “what the FUCK am I doing, I don’t want this” and youre kinda your own worst enemy because you’re trying to hold onto shit that a younger version of you believed that turned out to not be real and you have to try to cope with that while you ride out the weird stagnancy hoping things fall into place but knowing You kinda actually have to put them there too and it scaring you and also you’re so fucking poor and constantly on the verge of homelessness

anyway im so curious what the hell the Barbie movie is gonna be like under her direction

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

okay maybe i’m being a lil nitpicky here but idk why IS has a habit of repeatedly bringing up “we’re like siblings even though we look nothing alike” with these two like what purpose did that serve in this context lol

like. obviously you look nothing alike. you’re not related. that’s pretty clear from the “had someone who was like a little brother” statement, but even in rd they tend to be like “ah yes they are like siblings but they do not look alike”. i mean yeah, we get it, they’re like adoptive siblings, so obviously they look nothing alike.

just, like... what’s the point of expressing they’re like siblings and then saying they don’t look alike when that would be obvious by the “like” part of the statement?

[plushieanimal]

update on adzenys Xr (adderall replacement) i actually like it im slowly titrating up to the equivalent of 60 mg adderal total per day (currently at 45mg) cause i scared for my heart but i literally have had no issues with it and my heart has been calmer and no other side effects (to be fair i didn’t have like any side effects from adderall IR cause i’ve been on it 4.5 years) so it’s a good med so far. although i will prob go back to adderall IR when possible cause i like the dosage control. i can give a 👍 to adzenys also it was cheap without insurance. i’m not sponsored lol

[bitofthisandthat]

@big-chicken-man​​

“Hey-eaaaay! Could-Kill-Me-With-One-Punch...if this is about the nasty little rumor going around the gambling circuits that ‘I CHEAT to win,’ let me assure you I am just THAT good and I always tip the dealer bigtime soooooo I don’t owes-ky. No leg-breaking today, please.”

[arklay]

loses my mind that they’ve known each other for over a year at that point (even if first four months was just bumping into each other at her work or around the city a bunch) but like um [redacted] was fascinated by her right away… which quickly turned into a weird obsession of wanting to figure her out… and he still hasn’t admitted mayhaps he had caught feelings a bit too quickly… hence the not date definitely dates… whereas diana like definitely started trusting him (in certain aspects) and kinda i guess maybe considered him something of a friend (which she didn’t know she needed) and recently she came to the realisation that somewhere along the line she caught feelings….

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

btw i did that snowflake outline method thing for convalescence last night. i shall puty it below the Line

Jackal Hadrurus, the son of The Great Scorpion, is born in the Desert - with no idea all that awaits him. He was unwanted as soon as he was born, for his father didn't want a daughter and his mother never wanted a child at all. Still, his parents decided to make do with what they had: Dawn learned to love her child, to teach and raise him, and his father began teaching him to be a weapon. Jackal turned out to be a very capable learner, excelling in both the academics and combat he was taught. Nonetheless, his parents were never truly happy with him - and the child could tell. He's long since dreamed of living a different life.

After his mother disappears in the sands, his father's cruelty doubles; it takes the boy's eye in the process. He was only ten when it happened; The Scorpion regularly had Jackal face opponents in the arena, pushing him to fight as fiercely as he could. The training, however unethical it was, turned out to be efficient: Jackal quickly became one of the most stealthy and dangerous things in the Desert. Still: one misplaced movement cost him greatly. "A reminder," his father told him, "of what shall happen to you if you fail."

When The Fires come and take life, Jackal's forced with a decision: to escape this life he's always ran from, or turn the page and bring hope back to the town. He's spent eighteen years dreaming of a moment that would grant him passage out of the Desert. There's now nothing that stands in his way - all he'd have to do is make it to Eagle's Negligence and take a train to the coast. He never wanted to be his father's heir, he never wanted this life, he never wanted to be who he was made to be.

His hand is played when someone closest to him reveals they care very little about the fate of the people wronged by Jackal's father - could he forsake people who'd never asked for this life? They were connected, in that way: he knew their pain and ache, he knew their blood and tears. It was an opportunity that had never crossed Jackal's mind: he could change things. He could be better than his father, be fair and just instead of a cold tyrant. There were many who would oppose him, of course. The Great Scorpion had amassed a following and they did not seek peace.

The Basilisk's Grave was once a flourishing town, healthy and thriving, and it will take much to make it return to such a state. It had never been easy to survive in the Desert, but The Scorpion's tail pricked in deep - it will take Jackal years to rebuild the town, let alone help it heal. It's a burden he never expected, let alone planned for, but he is more than capable. Some even say that his coming was foretold, that he is a Savior, that he's been led along by fate to this position. The scars will fade, but the wound may bleed for a while longer.