#one for greg and one for alex

[taskmasterhistorian]

One second of Greg and Alex at the beginning of every episode of Taskmaster (Series 1-16)

[panelshowsource]

out of context taskmaster (5/∞)

[aichihuahua]

TASKMASTER 19.3 "My Presumably Scrotum"

[intergalactic-garbage]

taskmaster series 7 absolute goat. rhod bringing in a naked picture of greg for every prize task except the fez one, where he brings in a picure of greg's mum in the bath. james acaster circle task. greg brawls in dog jail, think bail, failing ol'dog death. A LIME! alex not knowing a single thing about greg's personal life, and rhod packing out the story of how greg shot him. actually, all of rhod's personal anecdotes about greg. someone mentioning phil's genitals at least once an episode. rhod rubbing mustard in his eyes. rhod duckttaping his eyes open. with these tasks, you just panic, it's blind panic! it didn't look like panic to me, it looked like fairly structured torture! i think we learnt a lot more about you than we did about me. well, we did learn a bit about you. pants on a stick. you couldn't hold me upside down. phil establishing in the first episode that he's got an engineering degree, and immediately fucking over the tower building task. you're measuring the juice as a part of the bean? greg, i don't think even you believe this. look at your face! james having a breakdown over the garage being available. first episode, what did you bring in, james? mc hammer. rhod dropping a pile of dogshit on his friend of fifteen years. james acaster gta sequence. jess having a better impression of an airhorn than of her fellow contestant. funny who you're prepared to bend over for, isn't it? aw oh but oneofthem's my fwiend!!!!! greg taking james to the side after he called him a pussy.

[sombradusk]

become queer your time starts now, the sequel

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I LOOOOOOOVE TASKMASTER :-D

[nocontexttaskmaster]

[eesttm]

Series 12 cast reveal

[tottlefish]

they kith

[queerolddad]

Greg-ified classic paintings vol. 3:

“Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant”

[kim-tey]

[princedrewwrites]

we’re not even 15 minutes in and we’ve got

- greg flirting with ‘sweet little’ alex

- alex flirting back and calling greg a gateau

- fatiha continuing her mission of seducing greg

- jason proposing to alex

- greg displaying genuine jealousy over that proposal

think this might be the flirtiest episode yet lads

[dial-p-for-placey]

I'm back Taskmaster fandom! Also what did you expect from the Joker, Alex? Honestly

[just-a-leech-boy]

Alex Horne says : RPF is fine

[rocketdaydream]

Types of contestants on Taskmaster:

1. Normally calm, mild-mannered person who gets irrationally angry at every task

2. Is really competitive but doesn't actually do that well overall

3. Is average/bad at most tasks but still manages to win a few episodes somehow

4. Insults/humiliates Alex at every opportunity

5. Comes in last place every episode

6. Is constantly confused throughout the whole show

7. Causes pure chaos in all the tasks for no reason

[everyshadeofwrong]

I told you someone would crack the code