#one of which was my birthdya

[5-htreuptakeinhibitor]

funnie storie in tags

[ancha-aus]

RealAgeAU Drabble - Birthday Planning

SO! Fun fact. I was kinda running out of ideas.

Then I had THIS idea.

And well. After the last ride? We deserve cuteness don't we? ;)

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No edits we diving right in! (pppst. @spotaus I got the new installment get in here ;) )

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"Horror! Wait up!"

Horror blinks as he turns back around and searches the crowd. It only takes him a moment to spot the excited bunny monster. He tries to give a smile while he waits for a moment for the other to catch up.

Ellie stops before him panting harshly as she leans against him "Oh god." more pants and weezes.

Horror tilts his skull as he keeps the other steady "Hello Ellie... something wrong?" Maybe she needed help or something?

Ellie manages to pull herself upright again adn smiles brightly "Nothing is wrong! It is just I had something very important to ask you guys and saw you so i sprinted all the way over here."

Horror nods and gives her a look "What did you want to ask?"

Ellie grins widely "When is Nightmare's birthday? Like. No worries! I get that you guys havent been here for quite a year yet and with everything going on especially the whole kidnaping thing. we get you guys want the first birthday to just be you guys but Dani realised we still had some of our better quality cherry jams left over and I got the amazing idea to use those in a birthdya cake but! Well.. you know... gotta know when the birthday is. and we both figured it hadn't happened yet as you guys hadn't mentioned yet... so... When is it? And all you guys birthdays for that matter."

horror needs a moment to process all the information she just dropped on him. When he realised what she was asking he realised a tiny problem.

They all come from different universes and the calanders were not the same.

Worse.

Horror isn't even sure if Nightmare even has a birthday he celebrates. They never celebrated it as the castle.

Horror looks down at the groceries in his arms before looking at Ellie "Is it... okay I give an answer later?"

Ellie frowns before her eyes shoot up to his skull and hole and she cringes and rubs her neck as she looks abcka t his face. sheepish smile on her face "Right... sorry. That... that was a lot at once wasn't it? Just... think about it okay? And you guys got our number!" she takes a few steps backwards, almost bumping into someone before she disappears into the crowd again.

Horror sighs in relievve, crisis averted. Now.

When the fuck are their birthdays in this world anyway?

--

Horror returned home to his datemates and their kid. Horror still feels his soul pulse happily even at just the thought.

They sit together in the nest while their dinner cooks slowly in their oven. It is an old stone oven and Horror loves it. it is sturdy and takes up a lot of space but he love using it.

Killer frowns as he is still staring at his phone "I mean... We can just pick dates and call it a day? It isn't like I was still celebrating my own birthday back in my universe anyway. I only started that up again with you guys in the castle."

Dust hums his agreement and Cross nods too "True! XTale also wasn't big on birthdays unless it were the once which marked important ages. I am down to just pick one and call it."

Nightmare frowns as he looks between them before pushing closer to Dust "Not like it matters. It isn't like i am growing and stuff."

Dust nudges Nightmare's skull with his own and mutters softly "Hey... what did Fauna say?"

Ngihtmare doesn't say anything and just pushes clsoer to Dust.

Dust doesn't look like he is bothered by this at all as he just nudges Nightmare gently again "Come on... what did the nice deer doctor lady say?"

Ngihtmare grumbles but actually answers this time "That I won't grow until i am healed."

Dust nods "exactly. As long as you are healing you won't grow. Which, she told us is a normal response for children to have as their bodies and magic are much more fragile." he bonks their skulls together softly "Which means. You will stay our adorable six year old until you are healed fullly. Including physical, mental and magic health."

Nightmare looks down embarresed and mutters "should be healed by now... I am a god..."

Dust looks unimpressed "You are also a six year old who lived his whole life being abused and hurt and when you finally had the power to defend yourself you had to do an adult god's duty." he nuzzles him "Take your time. We aren't in a hurry and any monster knows what it means if a child isn't growing."

Nightmare relaxes a bit and nods. accepting Dusts words.

Dust looks content as he glances up before looking slightyl embarresed as he tubs his hood closer around his skull "what?"

Horror then realises he is staring and a glacne confirms to are Cros and Killer. Cross looks completely enchanted and Killer is straight up cooing. Yeah no wonder Dust is getting shy. He was the same when the four of them spoke about dating.

Horror smiles at Dust before taking his chance to say something "Well. We better pick a birthday for him." Horror smiles at Nightmare "Or do you have one we don't know about Night?"

Ngihtmare shrugs and mutters "Dream and I were born on the longest day of the year... I don't know which date it was in our universe and when it is in other universes."

Killer groans "Of course it was on the sunniest day of the universe- ugh." Killer shoots Cross a glare but Cross jsut sends him a warning look back.

Horror agrees. Killer would have no doubt said something about either Dream or Nim and neither of them matter. At all. Not when they have a babybones that probably never even had anyone celebrate his birthday.

Dust stays on task as he hums in thought "Well... we could figure out when the longest day is here... and say that is your birthday? usually those fall in summer."

Killer shoots upright "or! We can pick the day when the longest night happens! Go right to the other side of it all!"

Horror watches Dust and Killer debate the options while he watches their tiny charge think. and that is why he sees Nightmare blink and looks up a bit as he no doubt gets an idea. Then the doubt sets in wihtout him saying anyhting.

Horror speaks gently "Did you have an idea?" luckily Killer and Dsut shut up right away.

Nightmare shrugs and mutters "maybe... I thought... you know... I became six again... and you guys picked me up so second chance and stuff... so shouldn't that count as the day? Because it is the day this whole thing started?" he tugs himself clsoer to Dust.

Dust hums as he rubs his spine oh so gently "I think it is a great idea." he glances at Killer "Kills?"

Killer grins as he taps away on his phone "already on it! lets see..."

Horror smiles at Nightmare "I think we all agree it is a great idea."

Nightmare smiles a tiny bit and Horror sees a tine glimps of that confident monster Nightmare had been with his powers. Which is good. This means they are guiding him alright towards a future where he is confident in himself, and hopefully happy and healthy.

Killer sits up and holds up his phone in triumph "Figured it out! We got here near mid summer and we had Ngihtmare for two months at that point. Ngihtmare become his true self a month before we got him. meaning!" Killer grins at Nightmare "You are a spring baby!" Killer shows the date to them all.

Ngihtmare looks away embarresed and Dust nods "Sounds good."

Nightmare however looks a bit anxious "But that is so soon already?"

Dust nuzzles him "That is okay. We will just do a small party with us five. Well and Crop and Straw if they want to come."

Horror sees Nightmare looks surprised and just chuckles "It will be nice. Something nice to focus on and enjoy together." he rubs the tiny cheek and Nightmare closes his sockets to lean into the touch.

The five of them relax and eat dinner soon after that as they casually discuss when everyone wants their own birthdays. Horror makes a point of picking up their housephone and calling Dani and Ellie to give them an update on the birthday situation and to invite them the party if they want to and have time. Horror also gives Crop the same update and invitation.

They are together. They are healing. The are happy.

And they have a party to prepare. They have to make sure Nightmare enjoys his very first birthday party after all.

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[fayoftheforest]

HAPPY BIRTHDYA!!!! I HOPE KNOW UR ARE RLLY COOL!!!!!!

SJSJAJJS THANK YOU!! I wanted to find a relevant image in response but this is all that came up when I googled “south park drink”

well, that and ‘butters creamy goo’ which- no one needs to see lmao

anyway fank you for my drink sad faced kyle :] you’re pretty cool yourself

[pilotheather]

k. finale time

ep 11 - dark water

preface this by me saying im doing dogshit right now so idk if im going to get through this ep in one go we'll see

again. kinda wish i saw these live. i bet the reveals in this finale were crazy. and again bugh... im thinking again about current who and sigh bc we're never gonna get that again are we. sorry i whined already. it was just nice to watch stuff with ppl even if youre, like, alone. now its just straight up alone. LOL.

like i dont even know what was happening at this time. do the reddit live reeaction threads exist from back then. did they know danny was abt to die right now. like was that leaked. im certain therre was missy speculation which speaking fo im excited to see her again. missy come home

like jesus fucking christ

WHY IS MADGE FREOM BENIDORM HERE I FORGOT SHEWAS LIKE CLARAS NAN HLEP ME sorry that took me out of it

CLARA YOU'RE SO FUNNY FOR THIS

THE WAY HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. "DANNY PINK IS DEAD." HE'S LIKE UM. AND? STOP. CHRIST.

why did it make the splunch.mp4 sound when she chucked it.

i think its funny. i still lowkey hate clara for season 7 and a lot of the... very irritating qualities written into her. but i am also kind of obsessed sometimes. i wish companions could be wretched cunts like this more often.

i keep thinking about how much i'd kill myself bass boosted if i did manage to actually off myself properly and there was still more. and if chris addison was the one there to tell me that.

hi missy

shes so funny shes so funny fo rhtis everything about missy is maybe the funniest fucking thing conceieved i need moffat desperately for this in retrospect this is such an insanely thing to do with the master but also shes just havbing fun

THE WAY SHE JUST JUMPS HIM LIKE CHRIST ITS SO GOOD

"My heart... Is maintained by the Doctor..." "Doctor... Who? 🤨" "... 🥺............... DOCTOR CHANG!!! 🤬"

i forgot how kinda dopey these cybermen looked

guys i miss the s10 finale

i need her so bad 👆

ep 12 - death in heaven

its funny i dont remember that much from this finale but comparatively i swear i rate it like. relatively highly as being pretty solid.

thats not saying jack shit so many of the finales are dog shit

OSGOODDDD YOUR RELENTLESS SLAYYYYY

"87. Ocd." help me.

i forget help why did you sedate him youre insane

the really dodgy fucking crowd outside saying the mos t obvious shit is making me giggle. also ilove this absolute bullshit scifi mumbo jumbo, even worse than usual, like i forgot they did it like this. like what the fuck are you talking about. the rain forming perfect metal suits around them. hang on does it have a name

https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Cyber-pollen

you're lying to me (<- he would later find out they said this in the episode)

i wish they'd done something with the designs to make it look more organic and to make it look like it literally grew over the corpses. i get that that would be more expensive but it would be tight as fuck. i love it when the cybermen lean into horror more.

why did they make him the president. its so messy.

clara just yapping

also classic fucking moffat giving his special little girl the same birthdya as doctor who fuck off man.

isnt it crazy how missy and 12 are so toxic yuri

its bewildering to me how danny is somhehow the only one that did not hit that fat delete button like i guess ok fin hes one of the last few in there but help me. is there really no one else. i guess if you simulate them ALL feeling eerything they would all jsut delete in the end but still

Permission to squee!

YOU, DOCTOR, ARE A HATER.

THE THANK YOU AND THE LITTLE KISS IS SO FUNNY

IT JUST SENDS ME INTO HYSTERICS THE WAY THIS WHOLE TIME CLARA IS JUST HUGGING HER METAL BOY TOY.

SOLDIERS

WE MUST FIGHT IN THE KILL YOURSELF WAR

EVERYONE. FLY UP AND EXPLODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

"All of it is on you." GIRL HE DID NOTHING

BRIGADIER JUST THERE LIKE EHRM. 🧍‍♂️

danny you are such a little angel baby pookie pecan pie with sprinkles and cherries

this is so fucking rough man

imagine if this was 12 and clara goodbye. help me. that would have been so funny

[sunagakubae]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHISUI ily u deserve the whole world and Not Death :”)

[tinyorangepotato]

I've been thinking and I got pretty lucky with my family

[tsuru-yo]

♡ 05.15 Happy Birthday Iori!!

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[yoursminehourss]

HAI MARU HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!! :D we have been friends for like THREE YEARS and u r one of my bestest friends ever……….u r so sweet and nice and funny ilysm dude /p

anyways HIBIKI TEH BLORBINA EVER i cldnt decide which one i liked better so i went with both :] anyways HAPPY BIRTHDYA YAYAYAYAYAYA

@zurxmxru

[ginazmemeoir]

as the year decade finishes tomorrow and a new one begins this friday, this is an appreciation post for everybody who stuck by my side through the shittiest decade i will ever live in : 

mom, dad - thank you for not being abusive. for staying by my side through it all. for not giving in to the family’s bickering. for staying sweet and positive. for not pressurizing me. for not being like other parents.

dev, my baby bruh, thanks for being a little ball of cuteness filled with satan’s soul and brightening the house with your laughter and chaos. thank you for keeping my secrets. thank you for being brave and understanding enough.

my irl besties : sanskriti and samiksha, you were the only ones who stuck by my side when everybody at school pretended i was dead. thank you for being in my life, for the backbitching we do and the sass we roll off, for the gossip we feed on and the mutual love of chocolate cake that sustains us. thank you besties.

to all my mutuals here : everybody (i can’t remember who all please i’m so sorry). you all are amazing and wonderful and some of you should really consult the therapist. no offense, but you really should.

to @wannabe-santiago - i found my twin y’all.

to @dragonfairy1231 - you’re my first online friend, and also consequently bestie. i might not know anything about you (you’re like rosa. seriously.), but you are my bestie

to @holding-infinity-and-a-book - for spamming my inbox with constant birthdya wishes.

to @thesherlockianavenger - for being an incredible christmas guardian.

to @aadya-said-chal-be and @psycho-mocha for introducing me to desiblr.

my followers, which also consist of my mutuals : thank you y’all for following this messy, dumpster blog.

you are all wonderful. each and every single one of you. thank you.

[fantasyfandommaiden]

Proof That Nathalie Cares.

Nathalie sits down in her brand new home, boxes all aroud her, thinking back to how she got here in the first place…

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It all honestly started about eight years ago. When Emilie Agreste first hired her to be HER personal assistant. Nathalie had just graduated with honours from university, and it was a very high paying job. She was professional, and courteous, and would always remind Emilie of any appointments she had.

She, of course, also worked closely with Gabriel Agreste, however that was less often, and got to ‘know’ Adrien fairly well, even if the eight year old boy was incredibly shy towards her. Which is why, when one day Adrien came towards Nathalie’s desk, looking at her with a slight pleading expression, she was somewhat confused.

“... Yes Adrien?” she addressed him, looking away from her laptop.

“... It’s Mama’s birthday soon, right?” he asked, pointing at the calendar on Nathalie’s desk. He was pointing at the red circle that was roughly six days from now, a small sticker of a birthday cake on it.

Nathalie looked at the boy with a raised brow “... it is. Why do you ask?”

“I wanna get her a gift, but Papa won’t take me shopping and I can’t leave the house without a grown up.” he said, looking at Nathalie with those pleading eyes. Nathalie almost feels her resolve break… Almost.

“Unfortunately Adrien, I can’t take you out without your mother or fathers permission.” she said evenly, seeing the boy frown, Nathalie sighed before opening up a new tab on her laptop “But we can order something for your mother online so it will arrive here.”

Adrien’s eyes widened as he grinned widely, stepping as close to Nathalie’s chair so he can see the screen, but when Nathalie saw him standing on his tippy-toes, she scooted her chair back, giving Adrien an encouraging look. Adrien smiled widely as he all but jumped onto Nathalie’s lap as Nathalie pushed herself and Adrien closer to the desk “Now, what sort of things do you think your mother would like Adrien?” “She likes flowers!!!” “Alright, thats a good start…”

Unknown to the pair, Emilie watched the two, a small smile on her face before she quietly left the two to do their ‘shopping’. On Emilie’s birthday, she received a beautiful wired broach that looked like a flower, which she wore every single day.

~~~~~~

When Emilie was declared missing (and to Nathalie’s knowledge, her boss was in fact missing), her first thought hadn’t been ‘Oh my god, am I going to lose my job’, it had been ‘Oh my god, what about Adrien?’

Although Gabriel had never been a BAD parent, he wasn’t exactly the nurturing type. So when Emilie Agreste had been declared missing, she contacted her friend Carmine, who gave her every single bit of information she had about grief, as well as the contact information for a grief counsellor.

Gabriel, however, stated his son didn’t need it, and to throw it all away. Nathalie of course couldn’t go against her employers wishes, however instead decided to be… sneaky about it.

So, when her shift ended at exactly 5:30 that day, she went to Adrien’s room, looking at the boy straight in the eyes and told him “You have my phone number, if for whatever reason you need to talk, just call my number and I WILL awnser. If its during the day when I am working, just send me a text message and I will take my break so we can talk.”

Adrien looked at Nathalie, before giving her his model smile (oh how Nathalie HATED that smile) “Nathalie, I’m fine, honest-”

“Adrien.” she interuppted him “I WILL answer.” she stated again simply.

Adrien looked at her, before nodding “... Okay, but I wont need to. Honest.”

About three days later, at about two oclock in the morning, Nathalie’s phone rings and like she promised, she does answer it.

~~~~~~

When Adrien expressed an interest in going to school, Nathalie knew that she was in for the toughest battle of her entire career. Gabriel Agreste was possibly the most over-protective, paranoid person she had ever met, and he was down right controlling.

So, she gather all the information she could about the benefits of public schooling, sighting how the school that Chloe went to was one of the best around and only about a ten minute walk from the mansion. They had good teachers there, and were known for being willing to be flexable with scedules as many of the students there also worked in entertainment or had jobs.

However, whenever she tried to bring up the subject, Gabriel was quick to change the subject. It came to the point where on the first day of school, Adrien had decided to take matters into his own hands, snuck out of the house to attend school.

As much as it killed Nathalie to do so, she had to bring him back the house, as per Gabriel’s orders. She could tell that the driver wasn’t happy about the decision either.

During their shared lunch they ate in the kitchen, Nathalie had her face pressed against the marbled counter top. “All he wants to do is attend school! Why can’t Mr. Agreste see that?!” She muttered into the cold stone.

Gorilla let out a soft grunt in response, eating his lunch as the woman continued to debate HOW she could get her kid- Adrien… how she could get ADRIEN to attend school. Her brows furrowed as she stood up suddenly, a look of determination on her face “I’m going to talk to him again. I will MAKE him listen to me.” She said, stomping out of the room.

~~~~~~~…

Nathalie knew she should have contacted the police the moment she found out about Gabriel being Hawkmoth about four months into his super villain activities… but than he showed her Emilie and explained what happened…. and they came to a sort of… accord.

She still wasn’t happy about it. But she began to form contingency plans, just in case.

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Nathalie had NOT in fact forgotten Adrien’s birthday. She had gotten him a simple, impersonal gift of his favourite candies, as well as some cash in a birthday card. The fact that GABRIEL seemed to have forgotten his own sons birthdya however angered her to no end… it made it even worse when she had to use Marinette’s gift as a substitute for Adrien’s negligent father…

When Marinette had submitted designs for a contest that Gabriel was hosting, if her name was suddenly at the very top of the ‘highly recommended’ list, Nathalie wouldn’t say. (The girl was extrmly talented after all.)

~~~~~~~~~~

By Christmas of that year, Nathalie just wanted her day to end so she could go and spend Christmas with her friends. She had been helping Adrien decorate the tree, he looked so sad when he realized his father probably wouldn’t join him.

“Will you be spending Christmas with your parents Nathalie?” Adrien asked off handedly. She hadn’t meant to tense up, and defiantly hadn’t meant for Adrien to see. “Oh… unless they aren’t around anymore…”

“... no, they live in Paris.” Nathalie stated simply, hanging up another decoration. “... I just haven’t spoken to them in many years.”

“... did you have a fight?” He asked hesitantly. Nathalie hated that fact that Adrien always felt like he had to walk on eggshells around adults. She shook her head.

“No… I came out to my parents as gay, and they said that when I got over ‘my phase’ I would be welcome back to the family.” She said simply. She gave Adrien a small smile. “... I’ll be spending Christmas with Carmine and our friends.”

“Oh… that sounds nice.” He said softly.

Nathalie looked at him, that back towards the office where his father had disappeared to, glancing at Gorilla who looked at her with a raised brow.

She brought out her cellphone, typing a quick text message before pressing send. About five minutes later she got a response and she looked at Adrien.

“Adrien, if your father is still locked up in his office come Christmas dinner, you are more than welcome to stop by my apartment for dinner.”

Adrien looked at her shocked “But… what about your friends?”

“They said they would be fine with it. I’m not going to pressure you. Just know that the option is open.”

Adrien looked at her for several long seconds, a warm smile spreading across his face. “... thanks Nathalie…”

~~~~~

Nathalie always cared…. and she always will.

[impala-dreamer]

Just curious, do you and Kelly have a special tag like you and Ashley do? Don't get me wrong, no one can replace Ashley(I fucking love her); but I think you and Kelly should have one. I'm not the greatest at thinking up names or else I would give it try. P.S. I'm sorry someone stole yours and Kelly's The Chosen. Also, I don't think you two are bullies. At all.

umm... we don’t really have a hashtag, no. we couldn’t come up with a good one. Kelly uses “big sis beka” i think, and i usually do “kellyneedsahashtag” but we don’t really have a ship name. lol. Bekelly? Kebeka? Idk. I got nothing. 

also it’s like 50/50 that i remember to tag shit anymore. if it’s not staring at me in the face “HEY PUT A HASHTAG” i prob won’t. like this- i don’t have xkit at work so this isn’t getting tagged. bc I dont care. lol

prob should come up with a tag... idk.... hmm. Idk. ashley came up with beksley. she’s just far more clever with the names. hey look at me rambling in this answer. i wonder how long i can do this for.

That’s really dumb because I could literally just sit here and type forever.like, what’s stopping me? i mean, I am at work and I’ve been doing these gdamn invoices since monday and it should have taken me like 20 mins but i’ve managed to stretch it out this long so like why rush? also i need to do the january recs and taxes but honestly, i just can’t stare at tiny numbers right now. do you have any idea how hard it is to do accounting work when you can barely see? like... not easy. also i’m not really in the mood. but i do have to do it before the 10th. that sucks. what’s today? ok, i have a few days. i’ll do it friday probably. Fridays are good days because I treat myself to dunkin donuts every Friday and get a giant freakin iced caramel latte and a choc chip muffin and just munch all day. that’s basically all i eat. which sounds bad, but compared to not eating anything? like, go for the muffin. how am i so fat if i dont’ fucking eat anymore? that’s fun. 

there are so many red squiggle lines staring at me right now. hey! you not spelling good! you’re a fucking writer! nah, sorry. don’t care. you know what really annoys me? every time I send an email, the thing says “are you sure? you spelled this wrong-” and it’s my fucking name. Like, thanks dude, I know how to spell my name. it’s been spelled like for 35 years. Holy shit imma be 35 this year. that’s crazy pants. Like, wow. that’s a milestone age, dude. i’m fucking old as shit. dude, i freakin- jokingly told bill i wanted a birthdya party this year. a bowling birthday party and i think he’s gonna actually do it. like a kid’s bday, but adults only. and i was like “that’s fine and all, but if no kids are coming, we should do it like... laser bowling with booze” who knows. prob not gonna happen anyway. i don’t really want a party. that means people and talking and gross. 

jesus fuck, how many times do i have to tell pandora I don’t like dave matthews?? come on man, i thought i trained you better than this. yeah, i SHOULD like dave matthews, but I don’t ok? get off my back about it and keep him off my gdamn playlists. shit, man. he’s ugh. idky i don’t like him i just dont. stop. 

are we done yet? i don’t even know how this started anymore. here’s a gif

[eldritchsurveys]

232.

Do you think Adam Young is under the influence of drugs? >> I don’t even know who that is.

Are you a ginger? >> Nowhere near.

Can you accurately be described as bubbly? >> Nope.

Have you ever been to Disney World? >> No.

Do you ever still ride your bike every now and then? >> I will be doing so when spring finally arrives. 

Can you hacky-sack? >> No.

Do you know anyone who sleeps about as much as a koala? >> I’m assuming that’s a lot. No, I don’t know anyone who sleeps that much.

How old were you when you first learned to use a computer? >> About 6 or 7, I’d imagine.

Are you cursed when it comes to technology? >> Not at all.

Do you enjoy horseback riding? >> I’ve never been.

Have you ever ridden a horse without a saddle? >> No.

Do you like your tea sweetened or not so much? >> Some tea I like unsweetened, but usually I put honey in. If it’s a choice between sugar or unsweetened, though, I’ll choose unsweetened every time.

Do you like rollercoasters? >> I did the last time I was on one, which is so long ago at this point that my opinion may well be different next time. Bodily tolerance to such things tends to fluctuate with time.

Would you rather go skiing or snowboarding? >> Never done either, so I have no preference.

Do you enjoy travelling? >> Yes.

Have you ever flipped a vehicle? >> No.

Visually the most beautiful movie you've ever seen? >> That’s really difficult to determine. I’ve seen quite a few visual masterpieces.

Are you a more organized or cluttered person? >> Organised.

Do you enjoy writing? >> I do, when I can get myself to do it.

Did you play on any sports teams when you were younger? >> I tried, because I thought I was supposed to, but I failed miserably every time. Would have been nice to have someone tell young!me that it was okay to be athletically challenged, or to prefer less competitive activity...

Something you wish you had more time for? >> I mean, I do have a lot of time.

Do you ever blast your music to drown out your thoughts? >> Sometimes.

What brand is your straightener? >> ---

Does your hair refuse to curl? >> I don’t know what my hair’s problem is. 

Do you have a Snuggie? >> No.

Have you been to any significant school dances yet? Did you have any fun? (: >> ---

Is your hair dyed? >> No.

Have you ever accidentally lost something that wasn't yours? >> Maybe, but my only memories of such a thing was being the person whose stuff was lost by someone else.

Do you tan? >> No.

Where's your favorite place to shop online? >> I don’t have a favourite online vendor.

At what age did you recieve your learner's permit? (driving) >> I never did.

For you, what's the ultimate adrenaline rush? >> I don’t know.

Is there anything you need to be getting a birthdya gift for soon? >> No.

Did you have a nice childhood? >> I wouldn’t call it “nice”, exactly. It had its fun moments, but moments aren’t really enough.

Do you ever troll? >> No.

Do you prefer a camper or a tent whilst camping? >> I’ve never used a camper. I’m fine with a tent.

Is there anything in your life you'd like to change? >> Of course there is.

Who do you most often text? >> Sparrow is the only person I text.

Do you like Ed Hardy? >> There’s a brand I haven’t seen in a while.

Do you know how to dance? >> Sure.

Do you know anyone who will ONLY flirt in texts? Isn't that weird?  >> I don’t know anyone like that, but it doesn’t sound especially weird to me.

Do you like the smell of Marijuana? >> Sometimes. Depends on the strain, too.

Are you convinced of any certain location being haunted? >> Not really, but it’s fun to think about.

Is there anything you have to do later today? >> Today’s just about over.

Are you a hugger? >> No.

Do you like Jersey Shore? Would you rather smush Pauly D or Mike? >> I’ve never seen this show.

Do you have any piercings? >> Yeah, septum and ears.

Have you ever kissed someone with snakebites? >> Yes.

Is a kiss a big deal? >> I mean, it can be.

Do you know anyone who assigns nicknames to everyone they come in contact with? >> No.

What's your favorite milkshake flavor? >> Cookies and cream shakes from Steak N Shake are good.

What is the root of all evil? >> Well, it wouldn’t be money. If evil exists, it would have existed long before we invented currency.

Do you have a favorite football team? >> No, but I’m obligated to support the Saints. (Sorry if you meant football-football, and not American football.)

Do you work out? >> No.

Have you ever bought anything from Hot Topic? >> I’ve bought a lot of things from Hot Topic.

Is there any one thing you claim to be your world? >> No.

What do you fantasize about? >> Whatever comes up, I guess.

How do energy drinks affect you? >> I don’t know, I stopped drinking them years ago because they started to disgust me.

How's your self-esteem? >> It fluctuates.

Are you ever going to grow up? >> I don’t know, nor am I particularly concerned.

How many band tees do you own, and for what bands? >> I own several. Since I don’t feel like getting up and riffling through my drawers, I’ll see if I can name them off the top of my head: Behemoth, Trans-Siberian Orchestra (x2), Volbeat, Amon Amarth (x2), Wovenhand, Hozier, Cradle of Filth, Fall Out Boy, David Bowie... I think that’s all of them. But I’ve probably forgotten like 2.

What bands/artists have you seen live? >> Oh god, that’s a long list and I don’t feel like racking my brain for all the concerts I’ve been to right now.

Do you have a Blu-ray player? >> Well, we have a PS4. 

What's your favorite animal print pattern? >> None.

Have you ever purposely killed your Sims? >> Maybe once, but it didn’t thrill me as much as it seems to thrill others. They’re more fun to play with when they’re alive.

Do you own any Mardi Gras beads? >> Yeah, I have the silver and red strings that Eli gave me for my birthday last year. Oh, and there’s still a few hanging off the mirror from the 2017 NOLA trip.

Do you ever write in cursive? >> I mean, yeah, sometimes.

Do you believe unicorns ever really existed? >> No.

Do you listen to J Bigga? >> No.

Are you getting the most you can out of your life? >> Yes, I’m getting the most that I can, with my limitations all considered.

[muffysisthecarbs]

when i was younger I felt so useless. there always came a point in my friendships when that friend would abandon me. always every single friend. so obviously I was the problem. all these different friends over all the years no matter how much i changed, they all eventually realized that they didn't wanna talk to me anymore or they wanted someone else more. the first time it happened i was in 4th grade and it kept happening. I try so hard to be a good friend and i really keep thinking i am a good friend but eventaully the people im close to decide im annoying or im not cool enough. it mostly happened in my school years. its always my fauly. like. they all do it. all these different people so obviously im the problem. but i dont know what;s the problem. like dana if im texting you that i feel like shit today and my brain feels like mush and i wanna see you why arent you replying specfically to the message where i say i wanna see you. especially after yesteray i askedyou to hang out and you said yes after a birthdya party you were going to but then you never left the party and then told me you were drunk. why am i not important enough for you to say "okay im gonna get to the party at 12pm ill leave at 3:30 so so we can hang out at 4" why arent you answering my 2 messages that i wanna see you cause i feel like shit and i feel hollow. why arent i important enough to take care of. why isnt my love enough for poeple why dont people like my love? why isnt christian talking to me anymore? its been 2 weeks of silence. i ena i know why they arent talking to me becausse before their flight i made a joke about how i didnt want their plane to crash and the joke was that i did want it to crash "gee wiz i sure do hope your plane doesnt crash 🥺.....🤭" and then you ask me whats wrong with me? but when you told your boyfriend that i got hit by a car when i was 6 you couldnt stop laughing. you always laugh when you tell people i got hit by a car. and im okay with it cause it is funny in a morbibd way. you love making morbid jokes. why is my morbid joke enouhg to not talk to me for 2 weeks. silent treatment wowie. when I told Sam in 10th grade that she was "being flippant" as a joke because we had just learned "flippant" in vocabualry she texted erica that im so rude and now she "understand why [Erica] treats [me] so badly" because erica did treat me very badly. she would ignore me and yell at me and ditch me and insult me. and everyone knew it and sam knew it and she told erica that she gets it now. im worthy of being treated badly. im in so much pain and im so sad and im so alone. and YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS? this isnt new I keep being sad and alone. like persistnelty.

i keep getting emails and breaking my neck to check my pgone cause i think its someone texting me but its never a friend. i dont get love. but really i dont think i even want love. i want obsession i want someoen to love me more than i love them. i dont evne have the BALLS to kill myself and i want to so bad which is anothe fialure on my part. lol being suicidal is a faliure and failing at suicide is a failure jesus christ was a life of snwoballing failure. im not cry typing im just bad at typing and whats the point in fixing a typo lol? what even is this desire to publicize these thoughts? no one reading this could do anything to help. no one reading this knows me. by this far in this who is even reading this? i have a therapist. ive had two! im such a faker lmfaoooo. its 3:19 pm I skipped work yesterday and toyda which is amother failure on my part. im in pain. how can i work when im in pain how can i live when im in pain? so the answer is obviously to die. but its not.

in a sisyphus way its obviousl not the answer to die. but i still want to. why isn't suicide okay? why can i just decide as an adult that i dont wanna live anymore and then kill myself? should i show up at hte hospital and be like "hi i havent made an attempt on my life but im super suidical right now" that would be so embarassing. im so scaredddd of being aliveeeeee ahhhhh and its crazy cause im already alive.

im scared im sscared of snakes but thats okay cause i never have to interact with snakes. im scared of being alive but im constantly being alive. cronic anxiety slay? i have to pee. i spedn a lot of time wishing for something bad to happen to me. i pray for cancer a lot. a quick one. cancer to excuse me from the responsibilities of life and then i can kill myself and everyone will be able to justify my suicide more. why dont i matter? why do i have to prove my value? and why is my attempts to prove it never enough. i just wanna receive love!!!!!! from my friends. my friends dont love me. love doenst make peolpe treat others liek this. yadda yadda yadda shut up dumb bitch all this talking for what? nothings gonna change lmfao

[rimalovegood]

omg...I can’t shake the feeling that my parents will pull the “dropping by unannounced on your birthday” stunt again... and I’m fucking scared of what might happen this time.

My birthday is on thursday which mean my parents may randomly appear by my house on Saturday... but I have plans on Saturday.

If they arrive to my house and I’m already at my friends I’ll have to leave the party which will dissapoint my friend who is super happy this year I’m actually going to his party (his birthday is the day after mine so usually I miss his party to visit my parents) also my parents would feel dissapointed because they made a long trip for me and I wasn’t there and it would be the most awkward birthdya in history (ok, no...the most awkward birthday in history is my brother’s that time my parents dropped by his college unnounced despite it being 5 hours away and found out he had a girlfriend... it was 2 years ago and they are still complaining)

If they arrive before I leave I can at least keep it secret and only dissapoint my friend...I mean I know he’ll forgive me but I’d feel like crap...he really is excited, even his GF called to remind me I HAD to go.

of course I can call home and warn my parents about my plans but if they are planning on coming then they’d feel really dissapointed and if they aren’t then It’d be more awkward.

...just one year I’d like my birthday to not be a cause of anxiety

[violetsforkino]

x kwave magazine ☾ april '18 ( translated by tentagonly )

the title of this issue is 'spread'. what do you think pentagon is 'spreading' now? kino: from a practical point of view, i think we are spreading pentagon's name. (laughs) as pentagon, we haven't had a lot of opportunities to stand in front of many people, so i think not many of you know our group. but we are working hard and working in various fields, so i think we can spread pentagon in the future. yuto: my friends and people around me know about our group since pentagon is very active in japan. i think we are sreading korean wave through our japan activites. hongseok: our team doesn't do well on sns. sometimes we would share videos on our channel but there aren't a lot of comments posted. but these days, our main vocal, hui comes across with comments like 'you sing very well'. i am happy that we are spreading good vocals.

it's been a year since debut. how do you feel? yeoone: surely, everything has changed in our lives since our debut. we already have five albums (t/n: i think this interview was before they released positive) after our debut, so i want to have more opportunities to meet fans in the future, and i want to let poeple know about us. also, i feel like we have a sense of responsibility to show good songs and performances, so the weight of performing on stage we felt for a year and the weight of the love of our fans got heavier, but we are more confident! "the more you look at this team, the more attractive they are. what are their limitations? how far can they show?" i feel confident that we will be a team with such expectations. e'dawn: i think promoting as triple h and hui is very meaningful. we worked with hyuna sunbaenim, and it was a great honor and a meaningful time to work with her because she is someone i respect so much. also, i think triple h promotions helped us a lot on our future activities. i feel like i became closer after working with hyuna sunbaenim and i gained a lot of support from her. yanan: i think i've grown up a lot. when i first came here to korean, personally, i think i've changed a lot.

you have shown various things, including composing, featuring, acting, choreography, and overseas activities, and the results are great. is there any new field/area you would like to challenge? hui: i think pentagon has actually covered a wide variety of areas including performing on stage, acting, composing, musical, etc. this time, i would like to show more about how we live, our behavior and how we eat. so this year, i really hope we can film a reality show. shinwon: i want to do a lot of concerts. whenever i get a chance, i really want to do it. we have so many things to show as individuals, as a unit, as a team that it would be nice if we have more opportunities to release and perform them. wooseok: our last album was great, but i'm looking forward to the next song. i want to show more of our cool side than the previous ones. hongseok: since japan opens market for lots of k-pop groups, we had the opportunity to release an album in japan and did activities. i meet many japanese fans and they really liked our member yuto (laughs). in the future, we would like to meet a lot of chinese fans and do many actibities in china to make yanan proud and happy.

what do you think is the unique charm of pentagon? hongseok: 10 members, 10 colors! we are 10 in a group, but we don't all look alike, we all have different personalities, different voices, different heights. we all are different! i find it even more amazing because we are a group of 10 people and we are still in harmony. this friend has a charm, this friend has a charm... no one to skip (laughs) jinho: for me... LOVE. we love each other very much, and we think about our fans a lot.

what are the pros and cons of having 10 members in a group? hui: i've felt one thing lately! there are so many birthdays! (laughs) i can't even take care of my own birthday. but we like surprises and pranks, so we love the birthdya party itself. shinwon: i think the advantage is that we have too many ideas to show. whether we are on or off the stage, we are really a diverse group. also, i think the existence of each member is important. yanan: i think the advantage of having 10 members is that i'm not scared to go out at night. i feel safe and secured (laughs). yuto: the cons is other members have indiivudal schedules such as drama, musical, etc, so it's hard to gather these days. it's sad that i want to see them, but i can't meet them. jinho: because they are a lot of members, it costs a lot of money. but also, it's easy to borrow money (laughs).

which word/s can describe each member? yeoone > shinwon: if i can describe shinwon in one word, i think it's 'unexpected (charm?)'. whenever i see shinwon, he looks so handsome, and at first, everyone would think that you'll love to hangout with him. but actually, he likes staying at home! he also has a delicate heart. moreover, he looks tall and mature, but i disagree. (laughs) his taste in food is similar to a child and he really likes playing games. shinwon > e'dawn: e'dawn is like a 'universe'. universe is wide and big. we know what is in there, but we don't know what is going to happen or what to expect. e'dawn > hui: 'pillar'. he is very confident. he is one of the most dependable member and also very supportive of our team. he is a strong pillar that will never break! hui > yanan: yanan is like a white drawing paper. he has a pure heart and is very delicate. he is the most 'eye-catching' member, and his appearance is like a young man that he reminds me of a white drawing paper. yanan > hongseok: healthy! hongseok is good at taking care of himself and looks very healthy. his physical is really good! hongseok > kino: 'passion'. kino focuses on the field he wants, he has a goal and still manages to do wahtever he wants to do in spite of his physical injury or difficulty. in this regard, i believe this is something we follow. kino > jinho: 'as expected!' i always say 'as expected, he is jinho.' in our group, i write songs, direct and make choreography, and from time to time i tell the members, 'only jinho hyung can do this,' and 'this part fits jinho hyung.' he always manages everything more than i expected. jinho > wooseok: wooseok is like a 'dog'. he always likes to play. he is the youngest and he is always bright, friendly and cute. wooseok > yuto: 'black hole' (laughs) firs tof all, yuto likes black so much, but he's not as dangerous as he looks. yuto > yeoone: 'strong' he was filming a drama during the time we are promoting. after his shooting ends at dawn, he will go to our practice room to practice. i'm thankful seeing him who works so hard. he is a strong hyung who always tells us it's okay.

any hopes, goals, or expectations? kino: i like it if we can show a new side of us, but i think the greatest advantage of pentagon is the stage. i wish we will have more opportunities to show different colors of pentagon in terms of singing, dancing, and performances. yeoone: to win at the music broadcast and to hold a concert with a larger audience are some of our little wishes. my personal wish is to dance until jinho hyung will already have a hard time dancing. i want to promote for a long time, until jinho hyung becomes 47 y/o and i am 43 y/o. i think 10 of us would be so happy. hongseok: i hope many people will know about our close relationship. there are many people who like our music, but many of them like our relationship too. i think the relationship between our close and affectionate members are an important factor in making our team last longer. yanan: my biggest goal is to work hard and to continue to make better results. i personally put a lot of effort for our team.

as an artist, what kind of charm does pentagon hope to 'spread' in the future? hui: in the future, pentagon will always do our best to show a great, profressional look on stage. we would like to be a friendly and happy group who can be approached easily. jinho: this year, i hope pentagon will grow more and let many people know more about our songs and let many people listen to tour songs. wooseok: i hope our group can surpass live stages. also, i hope many people would remember the signature pose of our group and spread it so they can follow. e'dawn: i hope a lot of people would know that we are a talented group. we will work harder for it.

lastly, say something to your fans hui: we made our debut on october 10, 2016, and it has been a year and three months. i'm really thankful to the fans who always supported us since we introduced ourselves through a show before our debut. i want to work and stay with you for a long time.

[futchloser-moved]

me complaining because i have reason to this time sorta

SO today im going to chukc-e-cheese for my brothers birthdya adn I HATE IT I DONT WANT TO. that dude in the suit is actually terrifying (mainly because i dont like people i dont know coming near me,,,blease,,,) and they dont even have the animatronics there any longer (WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I WANT TO GO) so im basically going to be stuck in pizza hell. wish me luck

also i hate that genesectshipping is called genesectshipping because 1. i hate the idea of guzma and colress being together and 2. I LOVE GENESECT YOURE BASICALLY CURSING THIS POOR BOYS NAME TO BEING ONLY KNOWN AS “THE TITLE FOR THAT ONE SHIP” POOR GENESECT DONT DO THIS TO HIM also technically if every single colress/guzma/fuck you ship is going to be pokemon named wouldnt researchethicshipping be like,,jirachishipping or metagrossshipping by that logic?? yeah it would. THINK OF ORIGINAL NAMES FOR YOUR SHIPS PEOPLE

and this isnt even a complaint but im so glad gamblingsteelshipping has a name. sure its uncreative but its a NAME NONETHELES S

also my husband is still missing where is he?????? ?? ? ? ??  missing husband alert blease help me find him.

EDITING THIS>: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS CYBERCHASE ON PBSKIDS STILL WHY CAN I WATCH IT IM GOING TO WATCH IT