Mess Hall, 6:57am.
gaz: man, I slept like shite, kept hearing this banging sound like someone was trying to break down the bloody wall
soap: *chewing slowly, uncharacteristically quiet, shifting his hips every 10 seconds*
ghost, under his breath: wasn't the wall i was tryin' to break
soap: *chews faster*
price: *stares at imaginary camera like it's an episode of The Office*
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Im not much of an alcohol fan but I’ve liked cruisers before, whats your opinion on them?
Don’t think I’ve tried one before, one second. He grabs a bottle and takes a sip or two. You’re not sure where he got it from.
It’s alright. A little sweet for my liking, though. Here, you want the rest? He passes you the bottle. It’s raspberry flavored.
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Some redraws because that’s what yours truly turns to when he’s run outta ideas. Oh vodka shots how I’ve missed you so!
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My first headcanon post for the ikevil guys, and it's the stupidest one you're going to see for a hot minute.
Who is eating the peas that come with their fish and chips
The fact that they are all Brits means I am stereotyping and saying they've all ordered fish and chips at least once in their life bc why not, it SLAPS
This is also all based on the fact that I know the VERY BASICS of them all
William: seems way too British to not like them. He's gotta be eating them. He ate all of them on his plate. Did he enjoy them? That's for you to figure out.
Harrison: no way he's touching that. Even after a few drinks he's not touching that.
Liam: he's eating them. Mainly because he ate everything else and they are still in front of him.
Elbert: is probably eating the peas first. Man has an eating disorder from what I picked up. He's only eating the peas. Probably thinks he can season everything with salt and pepper too.
Alfons: also seems way British to not eat them. But he's eating them because he was probably told he has to eat everything on his plate and he still lives by that.
Roger: only after dousing them in salt and pepper, but he is eating them.
Jude: no. Just no. However he might start picking at them if they are in front of him too long, but that's only if he was drinking, and still after each one he's like "damn that tastes bad". It's an endless loop
Ellis: why else do you think he's so tall. Man ate his veggies, and is probably eating Jude's.
Victor: he's definitely eating them. Happily. Probably eat everyone else's.
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JonElias shippers... I won't ever build a house in your neighborhood, but I WILL drive down your streets as a scenic path through the bustling city when I need a breath of fresh air. I'll have a drink with you on your porch or take up your offer of sleeping in your guest room for a night or two because I firmly believe in the opinion that y'all understood Elias' character and this series better than everyone else.
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[Laswell showing R/n how to make her party punch.]
R/n: Alright, I mixed the bowl what else do we need?
Laswell: Okay, now that we got our Jelly ice shapes, berries and juice mixed we’re going to need two shots of Vodka.
{Laswell takes a vodka bottle out from the fridge and pours half the bottle in, R/n shoots a look of disbelief at Price and Laswell’s wife they just nod.]
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