sometimes think about how the hell dallas & ian ended up being #1 zukka endorsers like did netflix encouraged/adviced them to in some ways or they just came to netflix HQ one day with a 57 slides presentation and a thick ass thesis and was like "guys, guys, hear us outβ"
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NGL I do not blame Miles-42 at all.
If a double of me appeared in my BEDROOM of all places and started pretending to be me and following around my family all sneaky and shit and then they turned around like 'noooo π₯Ίπ₯Ί I didn't mean to steal ur place please listen to me I totally wasn't lying and stealing your identity just now. okay maybe I was but I'm not lying rn you gotta listen to me-'
I'd be like -UHT! Girl, STFU!!! I ain't playing these bodysnatcher games with you.
I DO NOT wanna hear it.
Like people be turning into whole ass lizards out here ? ???? and you want me to believe you're me from another universe????
I think not.
Mfer you might just be a clone. Which -BEN REILLY - so that's completely possible.
Hell you might be a shapeshifter. trying to trick me or sumn IDK!!! Yo ass might could be a Skrull.
And the first thing you start talking about is my dead ass dad on some 'he's still alive!!' UH-UH you're moving sheisty asf!! We gotta fight!!!!!!
LYING TO MY MAMA AND TALKING BOUT MY FATHER?? SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW!!
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Egeanin: Aes Sedai and women who can channel arenβt people and should be enslaved
Elayne and Nynaeve: :(
Egeanin: Understood. I will commit treason against my homeland and swear allegiance to the Aes Sedai
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i know i made several posts like this before but every day i am thankful that colin would sooner make a tik tok account where he chews glass on the daily while sitting there in a bath robe, than go back to make more content for bbc merlin like thank you you are the hero we do not deserve but desperately need
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Tim Drake is the kinda guy who has one of those fidget spinner knives cuz he's chronically online and thinks they're cool.
(They're not cool, they get banned from young justice briefings because everyone including Tim gets distracted by them)
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I literally woke up in the middle of the night like God will dark rise is so fucking screwed. The line thatβs like. βEveryone wanted to kill the Dark King.β Whatβs the part where he looks at Violet helplessly, haunted, almost pleading for mercy? But of course he reveals nothing of substance to anyone. Elizabeth is too young to understand but the reader knows what βHer relationship with that boy wasβ¦unnaturalβ can mean. Tying him to bedposts? Failing to strangle him? What else? Never not even once seeing beyond a mythological identity Will himself didnβt know he had? What did he think was the reason? That he was just intrinsically hateful? Of course he says nothing. Of course Violet canβt trust him- heβs given her nothing as painfully real as what sheβs given him. So he gives her the sword hoping at least he can die at the hands of someone he loved, but even that doesnβt work out - she gives the sword to a Visander still furious at SARCEAN. The pattern continues; no one looks at Will, who vomits when he realizes whatβs happened to James, Will who is much of a liar and killer and sneak as Elizabeth accuses but nonetheless wants to be different. Even when he doesnβt remember his own past. Thereβs no way out for him that doesnβt hurt. Hope this obsession passes soon given the one and a half years of waiting required for book 3
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ChrisTrev not because of their personalities, or dynamic, or implied backstories, or the actors that play them, or really anything to do with them specifically as people at all, but because I work at an amateur theatre and I can think of few recipes for ridiculous chaotic hilarious disaster that are more potent than a director dating his head technician
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the way it goes is that if you insist the only way two characters can exist together is romantically, then i will insist on their platonic dynamic being more important, and if you say that these two character could only be friends and never romantically involved, then i am shipping them and making them kiss so so much. and if thereβs an equal amount of both groups fighting over which one is the True Interpretation Of The Ship, then im queering their platonic, baby, im letting them get weird with it and fuck while only ever calling each other their best friends, and also probably letting them do cannibalism.
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demoman has chronic pain by the way, that's why he drinks
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I think the most crushing autism experience is friends/romantic partners eventually figuring out youre masking bcz if you keep it up long enough its also off-putting & unnatural and then insisting you act like yourself- only to realize they in fact do not like your real self and make comments about how annoying/different youre acting all of a sudden. β€οΈπ§ββοΈ
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been reading stormbringer and I'm no longer scared of the rest of jjk btw. jjk will not be putting me through what stormbringer is putting me through. nothing ever will in fact
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Yeah I don't know the decision by Soman to have Hort and Sophie become a couple in OTK never really sat right with me. the focus of her character development over the Camelot Years was to become independent and strong without a relationship, and having her start dating Hort just sort of undid that, plus it just feels sort of like fan service in a way as it didn't contribute to either of their POST CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!! SCIM ARMY GOππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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