#onson sweemey

[mistergaslow]

Somebody better call Friend Computer. 

 I'm a big fan of the Paranoia TTRP, so I drew 100 Troubleshooters. Perfect to use for your next Hero of the Complex/ Hate Week. 

Please avoid mixing with any other AI programs, as FC hates competition.

In order (from top to bottom, left to right):

William-R-WTF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Death Leopard MP: 8 RM* Levitation. Traits: Gregarious, Daredevil, Greenhorn *

James-R-UFE-1: FI 12; SEC 09; TER 10; SUR 07.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 04; We 04. Romanticist MP: 9 Energy Field. Traits: Loyal, Veteran, Luddite * 

Milly-R-BRZ-2: FI 14; SEC 08; TER 05; SUR 10.Ma 09; St 06; Vi 05; Ha 09; So 07; We 04. FCCC-PMP:18 RM* Pyrokinesis. Traits: Organized, Loyal, Clumsy *

Stepha-R-VJZ-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 15.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Illuminati/Computer Phreaks MP: 14 Hyper Reflexes. Traits: Ambitious, Snoop, Wannabe Programmer

Kathara-R-XRS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 08.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. PsionMP:16 Stretchy Traits: Ambitious, Secret Agent, Incompetent   

Deiress-R-DMS-1: FI 04; SEC 06; TER 14; SUR 10.Ma 06; St 08; Vi 10; Ha 05; So 06; We 08. MysticsMP: 14 Spike. Traits: Strong, Lazy, Glutton *

Polly-R-GMM-1: FI 14; SEC 13; TER 07; SUR 05.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Illuminati/FCCC-PMP: 7 RM* Inflation. Traits: Weak, Bureaucratic, Egotistical 

Mallo-R-CMT-1: FI 11; SEC 08; TER 15; SUR 12.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Frankenstein’s Destroyers MP:2 Chromativariation. Traits: Gregarious, Daredevil, 

Gardon-R-FIY-1: FI 11; SEC 06; TER 15; SUR 12.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. PURGE MP:13 Hypersenses Traits: Sneaky, Confident,  

Joktan-R-KIP-2: FI 15; SEC 12; TER 08; SUR 15.Ma 07; St 04; Vi 02; Ha 04; So 05; We 05. PsionMP: 18 Transmutation Traits: Egotistical, Loud, Bloodthirsty * 

Aleksandra-R-YAD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 06; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 07; We 09  FCCC-PMP: 3 Detect Mutant Power. Traits: Junkie, Hotblooded, Greedy

Irma-R-ORF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 10; So 09; We 07. Sierra ClubMP: 17 Stench. Traits: Junkie, Scientist, Engineer, 

Jeanne-R-BAR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 05; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 09; We 04. Illuminati/MysticsMP: 14 Matter Eater Traits: Multitasker, Squeamish, Troublemaker 

Sindri-R-TAW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 08; We 08. RomanticsMP:20 Haze Traits: Self-Destructive, Idiot, Greedy 

Eluf-R-EFT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. HumanistsMP: 6 Light Control. Traits: Hotblooded, Weak, Junkie 

Sleve-R-WIS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 09; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 04; We 04. Humanists MP: 13 Jump! Traits: Craven, Moocher, Weak 

McDichael-R-INT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 05; So 04; We 04. Communists MP: 16 Polymorphism Traits: Merchantile, Strong, Confident   

Onson-R-STR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 12; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Free EnterpriseMP: 11 Matter Eater. Traits: Gym Rat, Confident, Greenhorn  

Sweemey-R-CON-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 08.  Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 10  Partial Invisibility. Traits: Slow, Disloyal, Sycophant 

Tony-R-DEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 10. Mystics MP: 2 Transmutation. Traits: Merchantile, Altruistic, Showoff 

Mario-R-CHA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. Death LeopardMP:6 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Snoop, Wimp, Wannabe Programmer 

Todd-R-REP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 06; Vi 06; Ha 04; So 10; We 02.  Sierra Club MP: 16 Levitation. Traits: Rude, Sturdy, Wimp 

Rey-R-GIB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free EnterpriseMP: 1 Polymorphism. Traits: Dedicated, Artistic, Tech Savvy  

McSriff-R-GAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 09. Anti-Mutant MP: 9 Electroshock. Traits: Rude, Greedy, Showoff  

Dwight-R-TAW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 02; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 09; So 05; We 06. Illuminati/ Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 1 Regeneration. Traits: Well-Connected, Troublemaker, Comrade 

Charlotte-R-ABY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 09; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 08; We 08. Communists MP:20 RM* Hyperreflexes Traits: Pro-Computer, Stealthy, Troublemaker  

Liza-R-MEW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 10; So 06; We 05. Romantics MP: 10 RM* Stretchy. Traits: Insecure, Moocher, Psychopath 

Jane-R-DAP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Romantics MP:6 Creeping Madness. Traits: Hotblooded, Medicinal, Teacher 

Tiina-R-FIE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 07; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 5 Rubber Bones Traits: Eager, Weak, Nearsighted 

Odalis-R-BEE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 04; We 04. PURGEMP: 18 Cryokinesis. Traits: Anti-Computer, Strong, Snoop 

Clemens-R-YOK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 05; We 04. Anti-Mutants MP: 4 Magnatize.  Traits: Organized, Joyful, Know-it-all

Roul-R-FIE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 08; We 09. Illuminati/ Romantics MP: 8 Matter Eater. Traits: Replaceable, Villain, Dedicated 

Larry-R-KEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 12; St 07; Vi 08; Ha 07; So 09; We 09. Illuminati/Mystics MP:9 Corrosion. Traits: Well-Connected , Insecure, Wannabe Programmer 

Moe-R-ERG-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 04; So 10; We 04. Romantics MP:11 Machine Empathy. Traits: Sycophant, Insecure, Multitasker  

Curly-R-YEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 09; We 18. PURGEMP: 2 Charm. Traits: Suspicious, Confident, Lithe 

Suoru-O-NEB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 04. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 11 Third eye. Traits: Mutant Admirer , Bureaucratic, Jinxed 

Dipti-R-PYX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 02; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 05. PURGE MP: 20 Absorption. Traits: Perfectionist, Medicinal, Lithe  

Gofannon-R-YEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 08; So 04; We 04. Illuminati/Corpore Metals MP: 4 RM* Slippery Skin. Traits: Rude, Loud, Hotblooded 

Roseline-R-MOW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free Enterprise MP: 16 Polymorphism. Traits: Disloyal, Daredevil, Snoop

Eriks-R-AWN-2: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 08; Vi 12; Ha 08; So 10; We 06. CommunistMP:8 Adaptive Metabolism. Traits: Clumsy, Computer Illiterate, Troublemaker  

Grover-R-XXR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 06; We 10. Free EnterpriseMP: 14 Gravity Manipulation. Traits: Alone, Cleanly, Joyful

Gaylord-R-DFA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 02; So 04; We 04. HumanistMP: 12 Stench. Traits: Egotistical, Troublemaker, Backstabber  

Mahomet-O-LKJ-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 08; Vi 06; Ha 05; So 06; We 04. Illuminati/Pro TechMP:17 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Well-Connected , Slacker, Teacher 

Elisabeth-R-POP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 08; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 9 Mind Sence. Traits: Slow, Junkie, Debtor 

{CENSORED}-R-CUT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 05; So 04; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 6 Jump!. Traits: Engineer, Nervous, Slacker  

Jumanah-R-OOF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 10; We 05. Illuminati/ CommunistsMP: 14 Mechanical Intuition. Traits: Loud, Replaceable, Dedicated  

Alessandra-R-BAM-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Romantics MP: 8 Tenticles. Traits: Idiot, Distracted, Cool  

Myrtle-R-SMK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 06; Vi 05; Ha 06; So 08; We 08. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 13 Find Location. Traits: Mutant Hater, Sycophant, Squeamish 

Amanda-R-TNT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 06; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 12. Frankenstein Destroyers MP:4 Psychometry. Traits: Debtor, Conspiracy Theorist , Bloodthirsty 

Jacob-R-LEL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 04; So 04; We 10. Frankenstein Destroyers MP: 7 RM* Matter Eater. Traits: Lithe, Wannabe Programmer, Snoop 

Chuck-R-BRB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 10. Corpore Metal MP: RM* Teleportation. Traits: Dirty, Tech Savvy, Vindictive 

Chuckles-R-SSK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 08; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. FCCC-PMP: 6 Shrinking. Traits: Gregarious, Nearsighted, Replaceable 

Giggles-R-LAF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 09; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 05; We 06. Anti-MutantMP: 8 Inflation. Traits: Lazy, Junkie, Villian  

Bubbles-O-BUB-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 10; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 04; We 06. FCCC-PMP: 16 Stench. Traits: Anti-Computer, Mutant Hater, Diligent  

Uʻilani-R-TUN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 07; Ha 08; So 07; We 04. HumanistsMP: 4 Narcolepsy. Traits: Veteran, Mercantile, Pro-Computer

Paige-O-TRN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 08; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 06; We 04. Pro-TechMP: 19 Hypersences. Traits: Pharmaceutical, Depressed, Nervious 

Kylian-O-IIO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. Mystics MP: 18 Scream. Traits: Mutant Admirer , Greenhorn, Psychopath  

Glart-O-SMS-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 06; So 07; We 09. FCCC-PMP: Scream 4. Traits: Loyal, Shy, Multitasker  

Kunno-O-YUP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 10; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 4 Precognition. Traits: Comrade, Strong, Wannabe Programmer  

Esteve-R-HOC-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 09; We 04. Communists MP: 2 Death Simulation. Traits: Bully, Know-it-all, Careful

Brit-R-VUH-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 10; We 04. Free Enterprise MP: 8 Enviornmental Control. Traits: Slacker, Eager, Sycophant  

Virgilijus-R-ZAP-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 07; So 04; We 04. Computer Phreaks MP: 13 Speed. Traits: Pro-Computer, Multitasker, Survivor  

Nuno-R-NUO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 05; So 06; We 10. Computer Phreaks MP: 8 Telekensis. Traits: Pro-Computer, Artistic, Wimp

Ngaio-Y-GAI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 08; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 16 Corrosion. Traits: Wimp, Slow, Organized  

Bedivere-R-COC-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 06; Ha 09; So 08; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 15 Charm. Traits: Slow, Loyal, Artistic  

Avelina-R-KNE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 05; We 09. Free Enterprise MP: Create Mustard 19. Traits: Mutant Hater, Craven, Daredevil  

Vaughan-R-GUD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 10; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 10; We 06. Mystics MP: 3 Creeping Madness. Traits: Loyal, Greenhorn, Suspicious  

Wayra-R-IFF-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 08; We 06. Romantics MP: 18 Toxic Metabolism. Traits: Incompetent, Mercantile, Junkie 

William-R-MIL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 06; Ha 10; So 08; We 04. Humanists MP: 5 Acidic Spit. Traits: Know-It-All, Wannabe Programmer, Lithe 

Yeong-R-FTW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 04; We 05. Sierra Club MP: 13 Light Control. Traits: Hotblooded, Comrade, Important  

Ho-R-WFT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 02; We 07. Anti-Mutants MP: 9 Push Mutant Powers Traits: Hotblooded, Survivalist, Loner

Vivek-R-LOL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 06; Vi 10; Ha 07; So 04; We 06. Romantics MP: 16 RM* Desolidity. Traits: Confident, Teacher, Distracted, 

Joop-R-KEK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 05. Illuminati/ FCCC-PMP: 11 Uncanny Luck. Traits: Teacher, Medicinal, Computer Illiterate 

Louhi-R-IVI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 08; So 07; We 07. Corpore Metal MP: 12 Hypersences. Traits: Secret Agent, Medicinal, Lithe  

Ione-TED-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 06; Ha 06; So 09; We 05. FCCC-PMP: 4 RM* Bouncy. Traits: Slacker, Eager, Sturdy 

Yosuke-O-ANI-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 10; We 05. Pro TechMP: 4 Bouncy. Traits: Craven, Dedicated, Nearsighted  

Retha-R-XOX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 09; Ha 09; So 04; We 04. PsionMP: 6 Jump!. Traits: Depressed, Nervous, Dedicated

Rahab-R-PRO-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Death Leopard MP: 2 Electroshock. Traits: Cleanly, Depressed, Egotystical 

Lambert-R-TEX-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 10; Vi 07; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Illuminati/Pro TechMP:15 Haze. Traits: Loyal, Gym Rat, Stealthy  

Chinonso-R-YAD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Corpore Metal MP: Hyperreflexes 7. Traits: Gregarious, Strong, Joyful  

Coleman-R-ZBD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 05; We 09. Free Enterprise MP: 4 Clean Slate. Traits: Rude, Know-it-all, Dilligent 

Blanka-R-ZER-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 05; Ha 10; So 08; We 09. Pro TechMP: 10 Mind Blast. Traits: Selfish, Egotistical, Tech Savvy 

Luba-Y-RZY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 05; St 03; Vi 10; Ha 06; So 08; We 04. Computer Phreaks MP: 20 Regeneration. Traits: Bully, Guide, Sturdy 

Gregor-R-ALA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 09; Vi 04; Ha 12; So 10; We 04. Illuminati/ Pro TechMP: No Power. Traits: Diligent, Vindictive, Dirty 

Mamman-R-FAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04 Vi 08; Ha 04; So 06; We 04. FCCC-PMP: 15 Pouches. Traits: Lithe, Craven, Careful 

Maral-R-RAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 08; Ha 06; So 09; We 10. Anti-MutantMP: 1 Empathy. Traits: Killjoy, Sycophant, Squeamish 

Michel-R-ZAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 09; Vi 08; Ha 06; So 08; We 07. Romantics MP: 17 Adaptive Metabolism. Traits: Greenhorn, Psychopath, Confident 

Krok-R-DIL-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 06; Vi 06; Ha 04; So 04; We 07. PURGEMP: 5 Machine Empathy. Traits: Stealthy, Wannabe Programer, Ambitious 

Who-R-YOU-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 10; St 04; Vi 10; Ha 10; So 06; We 04. No Secret SocietyMP:11 Scupt. Traits: Pro-Computer, Loner, Lithe

Apostol-R-REE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 07; Vi 08; Ha 09; So 12; We 04. Anti-MutantMP: 3 Chameleon. Traits: Loud, Comrade, Debtor  

Marianne-R-MEE-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 10; So 08; We 09. Frankenstein’s Destroyers MP: 1 Clean Slate. Traits: Secret Agent, Altruistic, Luddite 

Costel-R-SEA-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 10; Vi 08; Ha 04; So 08; We 06. Mystics MP: 20 Hypersenses. Traits: Lazy, Careful, Glutton 

Livna-R-DBD-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 04; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Computer Phreaks MP: 11 Adhesive Skin. Traits: Mutant Hater, Showoff, Rude

Poe-R-MOW-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 08; Vi 09; Ha 08; So 07; We 04. Sierra Club MP: 5 Gravity Manipulation. Traits: Wannabe Programer, Troublemaker, Debtor 

Mary-R-MRY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 07; St 07; Vi 07; Ha 07; So 07; We 07. Free EnterpriseMP: 20 Stench. Traits: Conspiracy Theorist , Joyful, Clumsy 

Queen-O-PWN-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 04; St 07; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 06; We 08. PURGEMP: 8 Beurocratic Intuition. Traits: Luddite, Know-it-all, Perfectionist 

King-R-ROK-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 05; Vi 04; Ha 04; So 04; We 08. Sierra Club MP: 11 Absorption. Traits: Loner, Daredevil, Eager 

6875309-O-NBR-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 09; St 09; Vi 10; Ha 08; So 08; We 08. Sierra Club MP: 17 Ventroloquist. Traits: Slacker, Sickly, Bully

Monika-R-GAY-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 08; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 04; So 04; We 04. Corpore Metal MP: 14 Speed. Traits: Stealthy, Alone, Comrade  

Catty-R-CAT-1: FI 07; SEC 09; TER 07; SUR 14.Ma 06; St 04; Vi 09; Ha 10; So 08; We 10. CommunistMP: RM* Matter Eater. Traits: Joyful, Self-Destructive, Well-Connected 

[pinkskunksleepy]

not sure why we're talking about goncharov when everyone knows onson sweemey has gone off the deep end after his role. like I get it, separating the actor from the role, but...

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[atomicwrongs]

Good news: I used those hilarious baseball names (Onson Sweemey, Sleve McDichael) in my tabletop session

Bad news: They were so funny I couldn’t keep a straight face, so maybe I shouldn’t’ve have used them in the Serious Medical Drama-Slash-Ghostbusting Episode

EDITED: Meant ‘shouldn’t’ve’. Also I named a doctor ‘Dr. Baldi’s Basics” because I drew an unnecessary diagram and he was bald

[ask-gpt]

1. Sleve McDichael\n2. Onson Sweemey\n3. Darryl Archideld\n4. Anatoli Smorin\n5. Rey Mcsriff\n6. Bobson Dugnutt\n7. Glenallen Mixon\n8. Mike Truk\n9. Todd Bonzalez\n

1. Sleve McDichael2. Onson Sweemey3. Darryl Archideld4. Anatoli Smorin5. Rey Mcsriff6. Bobson Dugnutt7. Glenallen Mixon8. Mike Truk9. Todd Bonzalez10. Daniel Brindle11. Chris Broussard12. James Jernigan13. Steve Mottrell14. Mike Cavanaugh15. Chris Vavilino16. Mike Davis16a. Joe Mcclellan

[oulfis]

(Tweet by @largemann: “fighting baseball for super famicom. some japanese guy had to come up with a whole league of fake american names

screencap listing names: SLEVE MCDICHAEL; WILLIE DUSTICE; ONSON SWEEMEY; JEROMY GRIDE; DARRYL ARCHIDELD; SCOTT DOURQUE; ANATOLI SMORIN; SHOWN FURCOTTE; REY MCSCRIFF; DEAN WESREY; GLENALLEN MIXON; MIKE TRUK; MARIO MCRLWAIN; DWIGHT RORTUGAL; RAUL CHAMGERLAIN; TIM SANDAELE; KEVIN NOGILNY; KARL DANDLETON; TONY SMEHRIK; MIKE SERNANDEZ; BOBSON DUGNUTT; TODD BONZALEZ)

anyway, uh, tag yourself?

[thesepeopleproject]

Clearly there was an accident, and it’s that all these people were born

— Onson Sweemey (@TaboriHK) November 7, 2017

[coworkerlololol]

I'm reasonably sure I just heard Onson Sweemey poop so hard he ran out of breath

[ask-gpt]

1. Sleve McDichael\n2. Onson Sweemey\n3. Darryl Archideld\n4. Anatoli Smorin\n5. Rey Mcsriff\n6. Bobson Dugnutt\n7. Glenallen Mixon\n8. Mike Truk\n9. Todd Bonzalez\n

1. Sleve McDichael2. Onson Sweemey3. Darryl Archideld4. Anatoli Smorin5. Rey Mcsriff6. Bobson Dugnutt7. Glenallen Mixon8. Mike Truk9. Todd Bonzalez10. James Wootton11. Jack DeBerry