#ooooh...

[zinjanthropusboisei]

If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

[kirbenyo]

[sibblank]

Otta's half-foot girlfriend is so cute

[yellenabelova]

#I know he talks about her 24/7 he's just like me

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[spookberry]

boxy got em 😔

[teaboot]

There are so many books and movies and stories and such where some great and powerful figure points to the weird and awkward scruffy loses boy and says "YOU" and the loser boy points to himself and goes "me?" And through trials and tribulations becomes strong and confident and heroic and hot and I'm just saying if we're doing that anyways it's not so much a stretch if the loser is a girl in act 1

[selfsaven]

cw: fem!reader, being called 'mommy' everyone talks about whiny, pathetic bottom!choso, but what about whiny, pathetic top!choso? he's got you in missionary, face buried into your neck as his hips rut into yours repeatedly. he's breathing heavy, small noises leaving his throat that he tries to cover as groans. they're whimpers, you can tell, but you don't say anything. too cockdrunk and slightly overstimulated to tease him for it. your arms are around him and you have one hand in his hair, your legs locked around his waist.

"please... please, you feel so good. need more, c-can..." he breathes out almost as if he's nervous. "can i go harder? pleasepleaseplease?" his voice is so quiet, and you would find it sweet that he asked if he wasn't already fucking you harder. all you can manage is a breathy "mm-hm," before he lifts your legs up and together, resting them over his shoulder just to get a better angle and more stimulation for his aching cock. "mm, you're so... you're so pretty, i love you." he whispers, pressing his cheek against your ankle and looking you in the eyes as his hips rut into yours with desperation that's almost impressive.

the air is thick with sexual tension and sheer need. it smells like sweat and sex, something that clouds choso's head even further. he's fucking you like his life depends on it, his hands on your thighs and kneading the fat there. he can't hold himself back from mumbling your name, peppering sloppy wet kisses throughout your neck and biting at your ear. his touch is overwhelming.

and when he cums? that's when he whines. "n-nh. ngh, fuck-- mm, baby..." he breathes, tilting his head back. he's on his knees now, but still leaning over you. he looks majestic, but the expression on his face is almost pathetic. sweat gathers at his neck and at his hairline, and this is about the fourth time he's came. his need partnered with his stamina is a deadly combo, especially when he's balls-deep and fucking you like his cum isn't dripping out of you and staining the sheets beneath you. his hands are shaky and the muscles in his back flex, and he's even more vocal now. he MIGHT have called you mommy once or twice. and when you ask him about it? "did... did you just call me mommy?" ...he may have came again.

[basilpaste]

YOU. have YOU been having weird audio issues with windows 11? where if youre on a call itll cut out and distort any audio not in the current application?? i have. i have and ifigured out why. it is one setting. ONE setting. go to your sound settings. go to your output device. click on your output device. you will see advanced settings.

see this setting?

turn it off.

it is turned on by default. turn it off. immediately the issue is Gone.

[kirbenyo]

[benevolenterrancy]

nightlight!

[rapidhighway]

my love for him is stronger than any other force in the universe

[voidrabbitsden]

The most electrifying daredevil, highflying The most exciting stunts you'll ever see Butchery! Been seeing a lot of people draw them and so i was inspired to draw him aswell :} loooove jester characters raaah

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

!Good Omens Finale PLOT SPOILER👀!

Doon Mackichan (Archangel Michael) on the The Lewis Nicholls Show (10.4.2025) about the Good Omens Finale :)

I: But is there anything else that you can tell us about? Some projects that you're working on that you can kind of... tease us with?

Doon: Well, I've got - I've just finished filming Good Omens Series Three, but it's not a Series Three, it's six episodes that have gone down to an hour and a half so it's basically an hour and a half film. Because Neil Gaiman - I don't know if you've heard but he's sort of up for allegations of... not great allegations around his name - so Amazon first cancelled it and then went actually we are going to do it but we're going to do a cut down version. So the great thing about the cut down version is I've got a really, really good part of, of the angel... I play Archangel Michael in it but I go... I go rogue so it's... it's a great part for me because I've never had to play a complete psycho. So that's, that's fantastic. I'm not sure when that's coming out. They have to do a load of special effects so I would think the autum.

[the--last-great-american-dynasty]

currently thinking about how easily charles said “well that sounds a lot like you, doesn’t it? wait, maybe that’s why i like her so much” and somehow neither of them registered the implications of that statement because that’s a fucking crazy thing to say to your best mate in regards to a girl you fancy