#oouil incorrect quotes

[suvarnarekha]

Janae: I love you.

Addy, not paying attention: What was that?

Janae: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

[askclato]

Bronwyn: Nate annoyed me today so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Bronwyn: There’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Bronwyn: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.

[glitterandgoldrush]

bronwyn: i have a bad feeling about this…

nate: what do you mean?

cooper: like that little voice in your head that says “this is a bad idea,” you know?

addy: no.

nate: no.

bronwyn: unfortunately this explains a lot

[izzielizzie]

maeve, with her arms crossed: what did you two do?

luis:

cooper:

maeve: you're not in trouble i just need to know if i have to lie to kris again or not

[writerkmc]

*at the police station*

addy coming to pick up nate: i’m here for my best friend

officer: who’s your best friend?

addy: you must be new here

[mydarlingkaz]

Kaz Brekker modern AU = Nate Macauley try and tell me I'm wrong.

(minus having sex n shit)

[cooperclaystown]

Keely: A boy? Who spells Kris with a ‘K’?

Cooper: I gotta gay- go, I gotta go

[askclato]

Nate: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Bronwyn: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!

[glitterandgoldrush]

nate: my mother didn’t raise me to be a quitter

nate: in fact she barely raised me at all

[glitterandgoldrush]

cooper: who ate my sandwich, what the hell! i am literally going to kill—

kris: it was me

cooper: oh well that’s fine!! hope it was delicious, let me know if you want another one <3333

kris: it’s ok luis you can come out now, he’s gone

luis, through a mouthful of sandwich: thank you

[glitterandgoldrush]

addy: things could be worse, you know!

bronwyn: how?

addy: how what?

bronwyn: how could things be worse?

addy: they couldn’t.

addy: i lied.

[glitterandgoldrush]

cooper, sneaking into the house quietly

addy, turning dramatically in a chair and switching a light on: and just where have you been, young man?

cooper, panicking: uh, uhm, i was visiting keely??

keely, turning in another chair: want to try again?

cooper:

cooper: wait. what are you doing here?

addy:

keely:

cooper:

addy: no more questions. go to bed.

[glitterandgoldrush]

vanessa: campaigning for bitch of the year, are you?

addy: as reigning champion, are you nervous?

[glitterandgoldrush]

kris (on cooper earning more money than him): i know, I’m basically just a trophy husband

cooper: you’re a trophy husband?! what the hell kind of a contest did I win?

[glitterandgoldrush]

cooper: sorry i’m late! kris said it was at 7!

bronwyn: well if kris jumped off a cliff, would you?

cooper: well, i mean…

bronwyn: WHAT?!

cooper: what? it’s…i don’t—

bronwyn: don’t jump off a cliff!!

cooper: relax! i wasn’t planning on it!

bronwyn: okay but kris jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

cooper: …

bronwyn: COOPER!

bronwyn: COOPER NO

[glitterandgoldrush]

cooper, to kris: i know i just called you dude, but i’m trying to flirt with you.