#or blow up doll

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Barbie Sit n’ Style (1999) 🌸

[sciderman]

deadpool: the end (2020)

[elysiuminfra]

playing disco elysium when u have experience with addiction is like. sorry harry boy you are rawdogging this whole game sober style. you'll have the biggest headache of your life but its for your own good buddy. and also i'm crying

[theinternetisaweboflies]

does anyone have a safe-for-work explanation for this one?

[hotniatheron]

like why were lestat's nipples out like that. you are a sterile, ostentatious cadaver playing at being a prize stud you vapid man

[eisforeidolon]

Destiel has definitely soured my opinion on Misha especially since he continues to feed into it. It would not be so bad if he didn't make everything so sexual in relation to this ship. It seems like out of the entire cast Jensen is definitely the one who is sexualized the most and destiel fans continue to act like that is ok because JA and Misha are friends. Not one of them care how Jensen might feel if he knew they look at him at this sexual fantasy to make their ship cannon. These people are not his fans no matter how much they like to claim they are. The ship only bothers me because the fans seem unhinged. Maybe if they shipped for fun instead of trying to make a statement that none of them even believe in other fans would take them more seriously.

Yeah, the hellers have annoyed me from the start, even way back when I shipped D/C in fandom over their disregard for other fans, the show, the actors, and basically anyone who didn't see their ship as an important cause/inevitable canon rather than just a fanon ship. But there also just came a point where I could no longer give Misha the benefit of the doubt either. Not because he's talking about shipping, or even specifically a non-canon ship? That could be fine! It's because of the specific way he talks about it and how a certain loud, batshit part of the fandom reacts to what he says.

Hellers want to pretend, despite everything Jensen has consistently said over the years about not wanting to talk about shipping in general and specifically not seeing D/C as any part of his character's canon story? That it's no big deal to keep dragging him into it. Actually, he's really into D/C and RPF of him and Misha - or it's at least a-okay because they're friends!

We'll ignore the part of that which is obviously deluded self-serving fetishistic bullshit. But it also pointedly ignores that there is a world of difference between joking with someone versus making someone the butt of your jokes. Especially regarding a subject you know they want no part of. Especially when you so specifically do it where they aren't present or active. The way he talks about the ship frequently treats Jensen and/or Dean like a subservient sexual object. It's often pointedly about laughably trying to make himself sound dominant. It's often pointedly crass and vulgar. It's often dishonestly contradictory to what Jensen and others have publicly said about the ship. They want to pretend like it's friendly banter/ribbing between him and Jensen, but it clearly isn't. It doesn't have the right tone, context, or level of interaction for that. It's him performing to his audience at Jensen's (and the show's) expense. As I've said many a time in regards to Misha, with friends like that ...

The thing is, both sides of that coin are about treating Jensen like a blow up doll. Any opinion or feelings he has don't matter, he's just a vehicle to project onto in the hopes it will get them what they want. In the fanatic shippers' case, the ship made canon. In Misha's case, continued money and attention. Funny how right when he needs to re-open Cameo for extra funds, this is how Grifter McQueerbait spent a J2-less con, huh?

Which is why Misha gets no benefit of the doubt from me. He doesn't care about his supposed friend getting called a homophobe for not playing along. He doesn't care about any of his other coworkers or the network who were very good to him getting similar blowback accusations from his lies and sly imprecations. He sure as hell doesn't care about his fans as he keeps setting them up to be disappointed over and over and over again. Hell, he doesn't even care enough about any of it to be consistent from con to con, because he changes his story according to his mood and whoever else is on stage.

Hey, if he keeps getting money and attention for it and someone else always faces the consequences, why change? Friendship? Integrity? Being gainfully employable? Pfft. Who needs it! There's $$$ to be made right now, baby! So I also just think he's a fucking idiot. Although I'll give him this, I didn't think even the hellers were daft enough to keep signing up to be fleeced this transparently with the same recycled material 3+ years post-show.

[museqmeg]

SOMEBODY MENTIONED THAT WOLFWOOD SHARPIE’D VASH’S MOLE ONTO HIS BLOW UP DOLL AND OMG… IT’S REALLY THERE

[puppetmaster13u]

so tempted to do a thing for @phoenixcatch7's possessed doll au Because I am just stuck with this image of B's puppet body being damaged, his gas mask off, and him going straight up Feral. Am I saying I want to draw him mauling the joker? Maybe. Maybe I do. He'd deserve it.

[hiriaeth]

You could literally give Astarion the dream life he wants and frankly deserves with the man he was dreaming of since he was a kid and fandom is like naw we love racism and we love endless suffering. 🤡🤡🤡

[pswkua2]

Eirika waits for you

A pretty and strong warrior is a good companion, not just on the battlefield... Patreon reward SmashBasher123 sep 23

[ch-4-eri]

i got curious and clicked on a porn video and instead of getting horny i was just wondering why the bodies look so fake… and this is what women get compared to, that mf over there is not real.

[nuthin-up-my-sleeve]

Off to a doctor appointment. Get to be fussed at for smoking cigarettes, praised for smoking weed, and to be praised on keeping my diabetes in check. Fun stuff. Did I mention she’s a smoking hot North Jersey girl with little to no filter? She always asks at the end “so how’s the sex life need anything”? And I always respond “a nymphomaniac partner that wants to three times a day every day of the week”! She’ll laugh and say “Darren you’re 58 years old”. I always say “Jackie I’m not dead yet”! She laughs and laughs until I say “I’m serious”. She’ll pat my shoulder as she walks out and says “be glad HIPA prevents me from telling Jen what you said or you would be dead ”. 😂

[lemongogo]

sry its been like a monster of a thing for weeks now and i legiterally feel like ths

[2p42m]

|| this barbie owns too many belts

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|| now playing:

> got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in, i hypnotize by my way of walking 🌟

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[artoruu]

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im better !

[orcelito]

minor details, but in chapter 68 of trimax we do see this bit:

the items that vash kept in his coat.

a "funbari doll" (which i cant find anything definite online about what that is with just a cursory look, so im going to run under the assumption that theyre some kind of collectable in-universe) & it's a red one, which is apparently rare. he still has the same pen radio that connects to his earring that's used waaay back on the sandsteamer. a swiss army knife, a random key, a used tissue (?), and...

a lighter? blow torch? i still cant tell what that last bar thing is tho. & i guess he had some kind of (normal) coin too? but Only One.

love the characterization implications for this lol. definitely the kind of pocket contents i'd expect from a silly immortal with a big coat