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skeletalheartattack · 2 years

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Easy solution to finding the enemy stand user in a crowd: just wait until you hear a train whistle/a "boiyoiyoing" and then immediately deck the source as hard as anything.

i think i get what you're saying, walk into a crowd and if someone manages to get knocked on their ass 15 feet in front of you with a boing then beat the shit out of them with your boobie stand moves.

#ask #anon #give them the boobie slam. the tittie crusher. the turning chest bash. boobie dive ground pound.#sorry i promise ill tone back the boobie posting #im feeling very body envy atm #like god simply everything would be solved in my life if i looked like my prefered self #give me my huge boubes. a red slim dress with a low neck cut and ends just below the knees #some silky arm warmers. cute thigh highs. some heels if they work with the fit.#fix my bottom dysphoria. dye my hair pink and grow it out to where i have a bang to cover one side of my face and have a ponytail #wear some pink tinted circle rim glasses. id slay so well and hard im not joking #🤗 he/him/queen btw ofc ✨#a dude like me can have more feminine boobies. and wear dresses and heels and all that #i dont wanna trans my gender BUT! i do want to trans my body #im in love with having a biggu chest and being he/him. i think that rules and is so powerful.#''but your back'' go to hell 😇#literally worth it. plus if theyre forms i can take a break every so often #plus like literally. i can ask for help lifting them 🙄💅#like come on girlies i cant lift them myself lol 🤗#okay im shutting up now about my body envy. thank you for listening #or. sorry for having to subject yall to my mind 🍷#thank you for the ask!!! ik it took me a while to respond but i wanted to make sure i was in the right mindset to answer it :)

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