#out of context puppet history

[lotusaeternum]

He is a little n a s t y .

(This is a really, really, bad and quick sketch but I thought it was funny okay)

[waywardmillennial]

how it feels to be a millennial who has lived through too many historical events in our lifetime

[passionate-about-puppets]

i’m glad i’m not in geometry this year. if i was i fear i’d have Puppet history season 7 flashbacks

[bookishnewt]

All i could think about when that one part came up.

[youtubeminuscontext]

And now, to strangle you to death - bring out the dandy!

Shane Madej

[no-u-3d]

hey do you know what you can use molasses in? baked beans.

[uselessalexis165]

we’re getting more chaotic by the week

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I am wheat, Ain't I sweet? One day I hope to be a BREAAAAAD~

[ghostyprince]

out of context puppet history

[oftlunarialmoon]

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[powdermelonkeg]

How I would have made "False Zelda" land more effectively in Tears of the Kingdom:

Important context, Rauru and Sonia, canonically, HAVE to have had a kid. That's how descendants work. In my vague overarching rewrite, I made this kid the one that leads you around the Sky Isles.

TLDR: To protect her while the gloom evaporated and the monsters died off, Zelda sent Rauru and Sonia's kid up with the isles before going dragon. For the sake of simplicity, I'm calling her Little Princess.

Anyways.

TotK, as canon has it, likes to have its cake and eat it, too. We blatantly SEE Zelda in these cutscenes with the sages

But the new sages go "hey, that looked like Zelda, even though that can't happen!" And the whole "the Sage of Time is Zelda" is treated like a big reveal-

-when we already KNOW she's gone back in time.

And that's doubled up on with how Puppet Zelda looks. Clearly, this is the same girl. Come on now.

I think we can compound this more, make all the beats knit together a little better.

For starters, the Yiga traps are the same. It's still Zelda, exactly how Link remembers her. I'd add more instances of her, personally, to increase the chance that Link finds her BEFORE figuring out the back-in-time fake-princess mess that's going on.

Recall Zel and Final Memory Zel are also the same. The ceremonial dress suits her for this beat in time, and her dress being like Sonia's is a good homage to Dead Mom 2.

Puppet Zel is where we start changing things. It's easy to say that Ganondorf made her look like Zonai Zel because that's how he best remembers her, but he SAW her in modern Hyrulean getup. He knows that's how Link sees her. Puppet Zel, for maximum confusion, should look like Modern Zel. I think that would make the Yiga traps a bit more convincing, too.

Memory Zel should NOT have gone full-ceremonial-Zonai so quickly. I mean, it's fine that she did, in canon, because there isn't as much stake in recognizing her there, but for this setup? She stays in her Hyrulean gear up until at least Memory #7.

This is a good place to break out Zonai-style regalia. There's an in-universe reason for her to dress up so fancily, and to match the other two. Personally, I'd give her a more casual, less-fancy Zonai outfit AFTER Memory #7, but it's not technically necessary.

But she changes her clothes again following Memory #10, gearing up for war.

This is where we bring in the next big change to this setup.

Sage of Time Zelda should be completely different here. Nintendo wanted us to buy into the "oh, she looks like Zelda, what if…" but it's just transparently Zelda.

First off, the sages all had masks. We should give her one.

Not THIS one, but similar-ish shape. She wears a mask that looks like a Zonai face, and does her hair up differently. Her sleeves are long, maybe with a long skirt, and you can find clues (similar to the flower-shaped sky isles that give history) that say she was designing an outfit to protect from gloom. Maybe with Sheikah blue accents for flavor. You can get this outfit eventually, and a full upgrade renders you immune to gloom from enemy strikes specifically.

Most importantly, though, her hair is done up identically to Little Princess. The big "who could it be" is torn between Zelda, who you haven't seen in that outfit before, and Little Princess, who you don't know much about yet.

During the sages' flashbacks, she doesn't speak, you just see her head nodding and her hands moving the way Link does in dialogue as the sage talks over her, and that lends more credit to the "maybe it's NOT Zelda" thread the game was going for.

And then, when you find Mineru, you see the full scene of the final battle

And it's very clearly Zelda at that point. She's still dressed up in her anti-gloom gear (which is how she survived the attack while the other sages didn't), but the mask has fallen off and you can see it's her.

She goes back to the ceremonial regalia for the Master Sword and draconification scenes. I would tuck a Sundelion into her hair during the Master Sword scene to hammer home even more that she's in mourning. Even better, she puts it down on the altar before she swallows the Secret Stone, and around that altar is one of the few places it grows.

Bonus round: The Zonai mask is what helps you find Draconified Zel's location in the sky, and it's part of the reward for Mineru's questline. Zelda left it on the ground next to the Secret Stone pedestal.

[waywardmillennial]

my nominees for best out of context Puppet History graphics

[a-very-tired-jew]

I've seen this particular quote trotted out by antisemites time and time again as a kind of "gotcha" against Zionism. "The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies." This is from Theodor Herzl's diary, which can be found on page 84. However, if you've been around the internet in any context for the past few decades then you would likely realize that a singular quote out of context is not as damning as someone wants you to think. In fact, this is actually a fallacious argument (quoting out of context) that lawyers will get warnings from judges about in their own arguments. You could also categorize it as a lie of omission as well.

Why?

Well let's look at the entire diary entry this particular quote is from.

In context this quote is about using antisemites that are respected in their community to assuage the fears that Jews leaving would not negatively impact the community and country. It pretty much talks about making sure the antisemitic conspiracy that Jews were puppet masters controlling these goyim to liquidate their assets did not also arise.

In short, the entry is about understanding how antisemitism and antisemites act and acting within that frame so as to not cause a negative response and thereby allow the Jews to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why?

Because Jews often enriched a country's economy and people benefited from our presence. There are multiple instances in history of Jews being expelled for antisemitic reasons by a monarch and then being invited back by a subsequent monarch after their economy essentially crashed from kicking us out because the jobs they relegated us too were essential and beneficial. But in every scenario Jews were seen as lesser but beneficial. They wanted us there, but wanted us gone. When we left and returned we were harmed in almost every instance and were accompanied by a host of conspiracies about us. Understanding that behavior and pattern and using it is what Herzl is detailing in this section.

But that's the thing with antisemites. They latch onto a singular sentence out of context and use that to further their narrative about "evil Zionist Jews". All the while they handwave away their own antisemitic rhetoric and bigotry and the actions of the violent antisemites they support in the name of "fighting evil Zionists".

[youtubeminuscontext]

Why is this snowman's crotch talking to us?

Ryan Bergara

[tasty-littl-snack]

Puppet history extended bit that I can't stop thinking about. Starts normally and totally not unhinged:

Some second of Ryan dancing as if he had jingles on his shoes like a court jester. Cute enough! But then! Ryan ends the dance with a bit:

You know the kiss, that kinda reminds me of that thing from first princess diaries movie when when you kiss someone you love your leg goes up. But maybe that's me, this last for a sec and makes sense in context of the ep (Alex asked if court jesters could kiss their kings and professor said that he considered Ryan his court jester) so it's not too much out of place. The bit could be ended here.

But then:

To be fair, Ryan was first with the "if we smooched" and I guess professor took a chance to see if he'd do that. Ryan meanwhile sits down and says that no he won't do it.

(Professor wants to be kissed so badly but okay)

Then they say that it's good to have boundaries and Ryan will not kiss the professor. And you think okay they are normal but then at the end Ryan says this:

Implying that professor wants to kiss Ryan most of the time.

It is a bit and a bonus/deleted scene but still.... kinda gay of them tbh.

[uselessalexis165]

good for him