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— Where are we? — We're in... MONTANA!

Weird and/or Wonderful World with Shane (and Ryan): Montana Madness Special

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top 5 beatdown challenge: favorite ryan bergara looks

5. watcher weekly: spooky small talk q+a 4. postmortem: charleston jail 3. watcher weekly: pants off challenge & shane goes missing 2. watcher weekly: last day in the office & s.w.a.t. 1. watcher weekly: who’s most likely to…(fan submitted!)

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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look dad i did a sport

phil instagram post

30/4/24

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Andrew + candy corn

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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Edwin, looking at Crystal with distaste: I don’t think allowing the living to join the agency is a good idea. They’d only ruin things. Only bad will come of this.

Edwin: Not you, Niko. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you.

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I ship it.

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i love how neil gaiman is just like us; he has very few, if any, completely straight characters.

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hey, you there! fellow watcherina!

reblog this if you love ryan, steven and shane, and their art. if you appreciate all the effort and care they've put into their creations over the years. if you are rooting for them. if you see them for the human beings they are. if you remain a fan, and will continue to support watcher!

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

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Dead boy detectives is just Edwin and the bad bitches he pulled by being weird and autistic.

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ngl thought I might be Edwin but this checks out

I made a Dead Boy Detectives uquiz, if anyone's interested