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[flechettestorm]

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

[bossthebicon]

"You're cute. Is this reason enough?"

[pngblog]

[cozyhoodies]

[bethsvrse]

what is with this new wave of short drabbles with porn and zero plot what happened to yearning?? what happened to build up?? what happened to the character being absolutely down bad for reader?? what happened to the 10k words fics?? screaming crying and throwing up i miss it

[stocknoteinvestor]

Investing at over 1.000 notes and counting

Somehow Lady Gaga is only 38, meaning she’s probably the same age (or similar) as Ethoslab. I’d like to present a new theory

[ohno-the-sun]

Sometimes it’s odd to me hearing people say the dca fandom is dead cause I’m over here like

Huh? What do you mean??

I’m still doodling around with my little guys and there are people still willing to listen

And I still see new aus and stories popping up, lots of people still update their fics

I guess it’s not peak levels like back in 2022 but idk I’m pretty happy with its current state

Having been in truly DEAD fandoms, we are so far away from that point right now I think we are fine

[francishabilis]

guess who I drew again

[foldingfittedsheets]

First the Daisy story, now the glitter rag… bro I’m so sorry that you keep getting harassed by people who lack reading comprehension and/or critical thinking skills, I wholeheartedly blame generative AI for that

(But fr tho, you definitely didn’t do anything wrong. Thank you for sharing your stories with us in spite of the jerks tripping out of the woodwork <3)

Oh my god this started with “first the Daisy story” and I broke into a sweat and then you were very nice and reassuring, whew. Thank you.

I gave the glitter anon some grace and then blocked. I have better things to do with my life than comfort people who are deliberately taking offense about misunderstanding a dumb internet story.

[rozetavivala]

Just a quick thing

!! I do not post eltingville club posts, this was for my friend so I decided to show here !!

[adagiorii]

So in February I drew Eiko in a Sailor Moon AU (a.k.a. Sailor Blood Moon), art which I haven't posted here and have archived on Instagram bc it's sadly a little ugly. 😔 So here is the AU again but in the manga artstyle.

This AU remains a favourite of mine, and I've also had the itch to study Naoko Takeuchi's artstyle for a really long time, bc I honestly think her style is gorgeous. The way she colours and shades is especially beautiful imo, and I wanted to emulate her style for the comeback of this AU, instead of drawing in the 90s' anime artstyle like I did with the art from February.

I am begging the Sailor Moon fandom to stop sleeping on Naoko's breathtaking artistic skills and yes I know about the fuckass proportions but jokes on you I like the fuckass proportions. They're iconic atp

Also in the manga there is some art of the characters in this chibi style in some pages, so I drew some for Eiko too! I like the sailor senshi one, but the civillian one feels like I didn't get the style quite right. I'm too tired to try to fix it, so I'm posting it anyway.

[num1-gamblr]

IM SOBBING??????? /VPOS

HOLY FUCKIGNBSHKT OH MY GOD??? OVER 1,000??? I CANT THANK YALL ENOUGH OH MY GOLLY THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY STUFF <3333333

[weeklymindflayer]

R O T U N D B E A S T S <33

<3333 and they're as fashionable as possible‼️💖

This week's mindflayer is: Hatsune Miku 2024 birthday fig, flower edition

Fig the pose and outfit were referenced from:

[cozyhoodies]

jax walked so caine could run float

[baepsays]

why do people like the thirsty ass o'clock word vomit better than thought out works with much effort behind them hmmmm. Something about attention fatigue and commitment scare huh.

[ddagent]

Me, Yesterday: I should write a '5 times Margo and Sergei went to bed together (g-rated)' story. Nah. No one wants to read just domestic fluff.

Y'all, commenting on Convenience today...