#oy in goy

[butchfeygela]

im actually fucking fuming at fucking authcomm goyim crying about how anarcho nihilists are reactionsry 4chan doomerist babies and deciding tht the Serafinski quote is abt how we should add more cruelty to an already cruel world and thats not 'punk'

like fuck Completely off. the jewish child of holocaust survivors talking about the holocaust and stories of resistance taught to him by his grandparents and how those people reissted even tho they knew they would almost certainly die, tht their actions would save no one, certainly not themselves. and they did it anyway bc what else is left in a blighted world. and those acts Meant something even in all the lack of meaning.

how dare u laugh that off. how dare u laugh at Shoah survivors turning to nihilism after the world closed all doors to them and left them to rot in death and work camps, sent refugees back to their deaths, watchung while families were bruttally ripped apart and mutilated and each and every depravity the mid20th century jew went thru in europe

i would bet all i hold dear that you would also be inclined to nihilism if you suffered and survived their fate, and i bet u wouldnt even have the guts to turn tht nihilism into a source of power for fighting against the tyranny of our society but im sure mocking anything outside ur ideological bubble is just as effective 🙄

[pepprs]

my anxiety is unbelievably fucking bad rn. i am so scared

[hachama]

This shouldn't have to be said, but apparently it does and that makes me incandescent with rage,

Coming on to a post about modern antisemitism to word salad proselyvomit about oily Josh is not going to make you any friends.

It will get you invited to get in line to be launched into the sun.

[stillflight]

We can say "I'm upset that John Mulaney turned out to be transphobic because I thought he was pretty funny" without forgetting that his comedy has always included very ableist and antisemitic jokes, yeah?

[the-jade-goblin]

This is your friendly reminder than goyim is not a slur and Zionism doesn't equal Nazism. Thanks.

[tedderoni]

You would think that the reason I barely got any sleep was because I'm hype for fanfest (which I am ofc) but no, it was a religious experience I was having in my own head

I wish I was joking

I truly feel like this really stupid idea-- a twitch stream where I study to become a rabbi while playing FFXIV as a lalafell named Latke O'light and for some reason swearing a lot and having catchphrases like "goyim dni" and "shabbat shalom my little pogchamps"-- was beamed directly into my brain by the actual almighty

Weirdest dream I've ever had ngl

[jewish-vents]

I’m married to a goy.

I love my wife and she loves me. I’d go so far as to say we love each other’s respective cultures (Jewish/Hindu). We’ve supported each-other through the respective bigotries of our “fellow Americans” in the US.

But everything about the I/P conflict stresses me tf out. It stresses me out because I know she’s on tiktok way way way more than me. I already know she’s exposed to mountains and mountains of misinformation in our leftist spaces. Misinformation that has and could easily lead to my death or the death of my community members. I do what I can to pick my battles where I may, and I’ve had successes, but I mourn the ones I cannot.

I mourn that I don’t believe I could convince her the I/P conflict is not an extension of White Oppressor /Brown or Black Oppressed.

I mourn that I don’t believe I could convince her of what “Zionism” is. It hurts me when I hear her say “X celebrity is a Zionist, Y celebrity signed this letter” when I know for a fact almost none of those celebrities knows a damn thing about Zionism. Zionism to her is tanks and bulldozers mowing down Palestinians in a colonial genocide, Zionism to me is… less relevant ? The state of Israel exists and thus the goal has been achieved. But hearing people called Zionists? Yeah that makes my heart twinge.

And most of all I mourn that even though I know we agree on the solution to the conflict is peaceful coexistence and not constant war… the people who make up the spaces she’s exposed to do not all feel the same. I cannot waste time on proving each one of these bad faith actors are in bad faith.

It was hard enough to convince her the Super Bowl-Rafah timing was ridiculous when media has been out about Israel’s planned attack for days. And that the “Stop Jewish Hate” ad was not to distract from anything, because it wasn’t even funded by Israel. Also your husband has had to take down blood libel posters from outside his graduate school, our street, his work, and even 10 feet from where we voted in the last election. (Grand total: over 20 posters)

So like… this ad is necessary.

Oy vey. 😅😅😂

Stay strong Yidden, our Allies and loved ones can test us, but we cannot become isolationist and retreat in the face of a challenge. That’s how the bastards win.

We will outlive them.

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[dog-park-dissidents]

I’ve been wanting to get to Pronouns tank but I’m a Jew - y’all mind if I take a sharpie to the gddamn part?

Oy mishpocheh we can have a shabbos goy do it for you, what would your mother think if you had to erase the name of your Creator yourself? Just let us know when you order it

[jellybeanium124]

in honor of speak your language day this monolingual is going to teach you all the yiddish they know... poorly! these transliterations are terrible and I don't care! but that doesn't mean I don't care about yiddish as a language. yiddish means so much to me as an ashkenazi jew, and I wish I had the time to become fluent. hopefully someday. I also want to say that some of this may be technically wrong. what I am sharing here is what I was taught by my parents and grandparents and probably differs from correct yiddish. if you want to learn more please consult proper sources made by fluent speakers.

before we get started you need to know that many things yiddish has a literal meaning and a connotative meaning. basically, it's a language of idioms, or, at least, many of those idiomatic expressions are what survived to get passed down to me.

yiddish: jewish

oy vey: if you don't know this one already I can't help you. you know an oy vey moment when you see it

oy vey es mir: when it's even more oy vey than normal

goy: non-jew (for me it's kind of specific to white people, yknow the people who lived around the shtetls and did pogroms and stuff. versus "gentile" which to me means literally every non-jew)

losenkopf: literally translates to "hole in the head." aka idiot

goyishe kopf: literally means "goyish head." aka idiot

yiddishe kopf: literally means "jewish head." aka smart

sheine: pretty

meidele: girl (combine 8 and 9 for "sheine meidele" which means "pretty girl" for a cute pet name)

engele: boy (combine 8 and 10 for "sheine engele" which means "pretty boy" for a cute pet name)

punim: face (sheine punim is another cute pet name)

pupik: belly button

pulkey: thigh (fun fact! I didn't know pulkey wasn't english until I was like... 12)

ketzeleh: kitty. also a pet name

feygele: little bird. can also be derogatory.

hinetele: puppy. also a pet name

gey khaken affen yam: literally "go shit in the ocean" aka go fuck yourself

gey gesunte heit: literally "go in good health." basically it's a way of saying goodbye when you like/love someone.

a dank eich: thank you

nish to farvos: your welcome

kinehora: combo of "kin ein hora" which means "keep the evil eye away." aka a verbal knocking on wood/crossing fingers

ich hob dich lieb: I love you (in yiddish: איך האב דיר ליב)

[vasilissadragomir]

for the fake fic ask game:

a THG fic with: accidental marriage, political intrigue and mutual pining!

OOF this is so hard i’ve been thinking about this one for a WHILE but i think i got it!! in honor of Passover…a Jewish!Everlark (shtetl!District 12, really) AU set during Catching Fire.

The twin burns on their hands aren’t the only things binding Katniss and Peeta together that fateful night before the Passover Seder. When they tear the loaf to drop in the Mellark fireplace together, cleansing the house of chametz before the holiday, they’re transported to another time with another burnt loaf…until they look down to find a toasted piece of bread in each of their hands. And, worse yet, Mrs. Mellark saw the whole thing. Couldn’t they at least have waited to do the toasting under a chuppah? Oy, what a shanda!

As Katniss and Peeta are marched down to the Justice Building by Mrs. Mellark and the town rabbi, Katniss fears the repercussions from President Snow, whose perfect, goyische Capitol wedding was just ruined by the accidental fulfillment of the District 12 tradition.

A month after Peeta stepped on the glass in the Justice Building, making their marriage legal in the eyes of both the state and HaShem, they learn the consequences of their actions when President Snow announces the Quell. With nothing left to lose, Katniss and Peeta start to think that maybe the meshugas they caused could be what saves them in the arena. After all, being star-crossed lovers worked pretty well last time.

In the battle for their culture, their rights, their traditions, and their lives, they can’t help but wonder…is it beshert?

glossary for the goyim:

shtetl - small Jewish towns in Eastern Europe (generally pre WWII for obvious reasons)

Passover - holiday where we don’t eat leavened bread and we often burn it to ensure our houses are entirely bread-free before the holiday

Seder - super long ritual dinner we do on the first night or two of passover

chametz - leavened bread

chuppah - a big ritual tarp we get married under

shanda - scandal

rabbi - Jewish spiritual leader (comparable to a minister or imam)

goyische - goy-like (“goy” means non-Jew; serves a similar role to gringo/a in Spanish-speaking regions)

breaking the glass - wedding tradition where the groom steps on a piece of glass which usually ends the ceremony

HaShem - literally translates to “the name” but is just God (we’re not allowed to say God’s name)

meshugas - ridiculousness, chaos

beshert - basically destiny (“it would’ve happened anyway…”)

[butchfeygela]

goyim take note: while you run around pretending its Gurl PowerTM to steal and pervert figures from religious minorities, jews actively practicing our own traditions get threatened and doxxed if they dare mention ur theft

[laineystein]

California anon here. Not actually diaspora, I'm a goy

Oy vavoy! Apologies for assuming!

AN ALLY!!!! This means so much! All the love!!!! 🥰🫶🏼

[starofdavestrider]

Vent

My boyfriend ( goy-friend) and I went to a restaurant and he got a cheeseburger. Not judging. But then we come home and he puts his leftovers in the fridge. I mention that it’s not kosher and he groans and goes “oh my G-D it’s not a BIG DEAL UGHHH” and now I’m sitting here writing this with him glaring at me. Ugh. It’s starting to piss me off. I feel dirty and unclean. Yucky. He totally invalidated me though. He also made like 4 tasteless Jew jokes about us being penny pinchers. He even said “I’m Jewish because I don’t like spending a lot of money.” Dave what have you gotten yourself into… oy. Vey.

[weirdrtvscomments]

context that im a jew but if were getting on someones ass for saying inshallah then no goy should be saying oy vey because thats a jewish expression /j but for really what are they on about

Hey i know this is not the point of this ask but do pepole really say it that much? i dont think i ever heard a non jewish person say oy vey outside antismetic context

[meatmensch]

May I request hearing about your jewishnatural headcannons????

woohoo, yippee, whee!!!

babygirl (gn), of course, 100%, absofruitly

the campbells are jewish (deanna immigrated from russia as a kid and samuel's family has been in america for a while) and john is a gentile. him being a goy is part of the reason they don't like him and mary shacking up.

sam and dean both have a bris when they're babies. mary brings them to synagogue every once in a while. they observe chanukah and she teaches them blessings and bakes them challah and rugelach and babka and other yummy treats and plays klezmer music for them and they overhear some raunchy borscht belt comedy that they're definitely not supposed to hear.

sam obviously gets way less of this because mary dies when he's six months old lmao. mary's living relatives and friends are furious that john, sam, and dean didn't attend her funeral because those kids should be able to mourn their mom.

dean remembers bits and pieces about judaism and sam knows barely anything because john is too busy being a gentile revenge-hungry loser to help his kids remember their culture.

dean becomes more aware of judaism as he nears thirteen because all of the other jewish kids at school are talking about their bar mitzvahs and the fact that he doesn't have the same experiences as them is just another thing that makes him feel like an outcast.

he starts checking out books about judaism and jewish history and fiction written by jewish authors. he reads to sammy. they watch jewish movies if they happen to be on tv or playing at a theater (mel brooks films, fiddler, dirty dancing, etc).

dean's performative masculinity is based on his dad and gentile movie stars etc but he feels deeply conflicted about this because he sees jewish men in the movies / at school / just out in the world and he finds their masculinity to be more comforting and reflective of how he wants to act and how he feels inside. but he also sees the antisemitism that his jewish brothers deal with and he already is so afraid of people hurting him for being weird and poor and queer that he represses these feelings.

he starts going to shabbat services when he's off on his own in his early twenties and he feels really out of place but it's one of the only things that's getting him through such a fucked up lonely faithless period of his life.

sam goes to hillel at stanford and is so relieved to finally be able to really have a stable place where he can learn about judaism and connect with other jews. jess is half-jewish and they bond over how out of place they feel in among jews and among gentiles. they start learning hebrew together and get some jewish cook books and when he decides he's going to propose he starts dreaming about them having a traditional jewish wedding.

a lot of my jupernatural hcs are about when they're younger so that's all i got for now boss 👍👍😎😎✡✡

P.S. in my heart they are such guys who say "oy vey". at every minor inconvenience they moan and groan and say "oy vey" or even "oy va voy" or even "oy vey iz mir" or even "oy gevalt". the only reason we do not see this is the ghostfacers effect

[upthewitchypunx]

We've been talking about different kinds of merch for Monty Vega and the Sittin Shivas. One idea is bandanas but since we can make anything into a button I joked about a set of single buttons that spells out MONTY VEGA.

Then I started messing around eith anagrams of MONTY VEGA and realized Ian B and I can be TEAM GOY, which Monty thought was hysterical.

I had another idea to make Frankie Goes To Hollywood style shirts (they had big letters that said "Frankie Says Relax") but have them instead be "Monty Says Oy Vey".

I'm full of bad ideas that other people are occasionally amused by.