#oy mista you me dad

[mattpoitrass6thgoal]

Bruins as Fake Antique Roadshow Evaluations Update

[pastelpinksoda]

[sleepytimegal777]

im on my knees begging bbc to bring back poldark and adapt the later books because i love drama and suffering

[garysprites]

Could i request your take on a mutantblood Eridan? (candy red)

oy mista! you me dad?

[simmingnate]

Beverlee ignored J waiting outside while the birthdays were happening (why would she do otherwise?), and after a couple of hours, J gave up and decided to leave.

Too little, too late, mister!

However, Davee saw J leaving and ran to catch up with him. He'd seen the family tree and knew who J was, so he introduced himself ("Oy mista, you me dad?!") and invited him back to the house. Poor thing just wants to know his father! Is that so wrong?!

J may have agreed to come back to the house with Davee, but that didn't mean he was having a good time. Davee tried to make things less awkward by putting the TV on and making light conversation, but J just wasn't interested.

He's certainly no Johnny!

Destinee wanted to watch TV too, so made J move to a less comfortable seat. She saw the effort her brother was making with J and how unreceptive he was, and it made her sick! He was no father to them! He was pathetic!

Destinee decided she wanted him dead.

[the-illiterate-pirate]

JoJo Masterlist

* = Nsfw

° = Angst

× = Yandere

≈ = Family fic

© = Crack fic

Robert Speedwagon

• If I Was Your Vampire

Dio Brando

• In Due Time°

• Shame on the Night*

Joseph Joestar

• In-A-Godda-Da-Vidda°

Caesar Zeppeli

• In-A-Godda-Da-Vidda°

Pillarmen

• Pillow Talk

• Coddling Santana and Wamuu (HCs)

• Pillarmen with a child "hostage" (HCs)

Wamuu

• Love Machine*

Crusaders

• Them falling in love (HCs)

• Singing "Tequila" on karaoke night (HCs)

Jotaro Kujo

• One Shot, 2 Shot ©

• Bring on the Night*

• Feel Good Inc.

Mohammed Avdol

• Burnin' for You

Terence D'Arby

• Holding on to You*

Josuke Higashikata

• Don't Stop Me Now

Rohan Kishibe

• Finding out their S/o is pregnant (HCs)

Akira Otoishi

• Pepper

Hayato Kawajiri

• A Little Bit Off Today ≈

Yoshikage Kira

• Beggin'*

• Modern Love*

Guido Mista

• Looking for a Kiss*

La Squadra

• Japanese Mythology HCs

• Seducing La Squadra* (HCs)

• NSFW headcanons*

• No Rest for the Wicked AU HCs

Melone

• Him with your pet tortoise (HCs)

Diavolo / Vinegar Doppio

• Head Like a Hole, Ch. 1

Weather Report

• Selkie out of Water, Ch. 1 || Ch. 2 || Ch. 3 || Ch. 4

• Dancing in the Moonlight

• Canned Heat

• Electric Love ×

• Dad Report ≈

• Dreams of a Samurai*

• Cold as Ice

• What's New Pussycat*

• Finding out their S/o is pregnant (HCs)

• S/o is on their period (HCs)

Emporio Alnino

• Thank You (for sending me an angel) ≈

Narciso Anasui

• Dating HCs

• S/o is on their period (HCs)

Jotaro Kujo

• Drive*

Enrico Pucci

• Fallen Angel*

• Lady in Red*

• My Light*

• Saints an' Sinners*

• Take Me to Church*

• That's Life

• Finding out their S/o is pregnant (HCs)

• S/o on their period (HCs)

Johngali A.

• White Room*

Thunder McQueen

• SFW & NSFW HCs*

• (You) Shook Me All Night Long*

D an G

• SFW & NSFW HCs*

Donatello Versace

• To Heal*

Perla Pucci

• General platonic HCs

Gyro Zeppeli

• Hayloft*

• Hayloft II*

• Kickstart My Heart*

• Whole Lotta Love*

Diego Brando

• Moonage Daydream*

Sandman

• Tell Him That His Lonesome Nights Are Over, Pt. 1 || Pt. 2*

Mountain Tim

• Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)*

Funny Valentine

• Cupid's Chokehold ×

Oyecomova

• Oye Cómo Va*

Blackmore

• I Surrender*

• Twisted Nerve ch. 1

D-I-S-C-O

• Dating HCs*

Josefumi Kujo

• Dating HCs (Ft. Kira)

Jobin Higashikata

• Hard Lovin' Man*

Aisho Dainenjiyama

• Keep On Loving You

Tooru

• Can't Help Falling in Love

• Bad Case of Lovin' You

• Tooru HCs* (SFW and NSFW)

• Yan!Tooru HCs*

• Doctor play with Tooru* (HCs)

• Tooru x Nurse!reader*

Paco Lovelantes

• Good Old-fashioned Lover Boy

[dmsr-art]

john taught kiriona about various memes and now she won't stop saying OY, MISTA! YOU ME DAD? to him

[captainclickycat]

“Oy, mista! You me dad?”

[felicitypdf]

synchronized swimming is such a goofy sport, it feels like a relic from another time, an oy mista you me dad, type of activity

[dollthathauntsyou]

Happy Almost-Halloween from the Oy Mista! You Me Dad taobao dress

[wulfhalls]

loved lukes little glance up to daemon in the great hall like 'oy mista are you me new dad'

real. also loved that daemon stopped being passive for the first time here? not just leaning and standing but him positioning himself so clearly on rhaenyras side them mirroring alicent criston aemond!!!!! black vs greens lets fucking goooooo.

[bowies-thighs]

I feel like most of the 60s/70s British rockstars had that "oy mista you me dad?" accent

fucking sobbing ur so right

[keefechambers]

Michael, talking to Fury about the toy @jeynepoole bought her: you know what this alligator says?

Michael: "oy mista, you me dad?"

[angelcloves]

What do you think Kid Philip sounded like?

british child but maybe not like 'oy mista you me dad?'

[computerexploder]

just remembered oy mista you me dad and folded over laughing for no reason

[wrecursion]

i haven't encountered the word "waif" until pretty recently, in the context of young women who like to smoke cigarettes and listen to Lana del rey, and i looked it up and the first definition is "homeless/orphaned child" and now every time i see the word i imagine this cartoonish orphan. oy mista are you me dad