#p: ab

[idontmindifuforgetme]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[cry-ptidd]

The suitors and their Wikipedia enthusiast

[timdrakesbussy]

Diversity wins! All Assassin’s Creed playable characters are bisexuals!

(i made this before naoe and yasuke are available to play but they’re also bisexuals because i said so)

[hardcollectionnut]

[h3r3-h3-c0m3s]

hmm maybe i should post some whiteboard doodles sometimes too :" )

[dlsmurf]

Good morning sleepy head.

Did someone wet his bed again? Hmm?

Did my big boy who promised me that would never happened again have a little accident for the second time in a month?

It looks like he did. Yeah?

Aw honey, it's okay.

But can you remember what we agreed would happen if you wet the bed again?

Oh don't think I've forgotten about the deal we made.

That's right, Goodnites for a month

Oh. and I don't fuck bedwetters, so you can forget about getting any until you've graduated out of training pants.

And if you keep wetting then you will go from pull-ups into full on thick crinkly diapers sweetie. Yes. That’s right. It’s for your own good.

Image credit Harlyn P Rose

[popgirlshowdown]

TUMBLR POP GIRL SHOWDOWN 2024

[catscidr]

yall i blacked out and then woke up to this….. what is this…. who was so desperate to have more dottore x y/n that they drew more….. that’s crazy….

[idontmindifuforgetme]

everyone's problem is that they binge too many shows/movies and mine is i can't sit my ass down to watch something without feeling immense guilt or restlessness

[hellopropicture]

[forsworned]

I feel like Keegan despises new age slang soooo much and Merrick and Kick absolutely love to tease him about it. Well, mostly Kick. Like they'll just be chatting it up and Kick will ALWAYS start it off by saying some dumb dickhead shit after a de-brief,

Kick: "That op was lit af."

And Keegan scrunches his face in disgust with his hand hovering over his rifle.

Keegan: "Lit? What the hell does that even mean?"

And Merrick just has this huge silly grin on his face and takes a pause from looking over his stack of documents to see what ever stupidity will come out of Kick's mouth.

Kick: "You know, lit. Like awesome, exciting, epic. Come on, Russ, keep up with the times."

And Keegan just shakes his head at him and calls him 'ridiculous', but Kick literally cannot help himself. It's like the child in him is getting giddier by the second by provoking an 'elder'.

Merrick: "Kick, lay off. You know how Keegan feels about your damn slang."

Kick, playful punching Keegan on the shoulder: "Oh, come on, Merrick. It's all in good fun. Maybe, you should use the lingo every now and again. It'll make you seem less, you know, ancient."

And so obviously Keegan shoots him an icy glare with those sexy glacial hues telling him he absolutely does not need to 'embrace' anything and that the mission was a success, so that's all that really counts anyways.

But the grin on Kick's face grows wider: "You know, Keegan, that attitude is pretty sus."

Keegan, looks at him with disgust: "Sus?"

Kick: "Yeah, like suspicious. You got somethin' to hide, Serg?"

Keegan: "Only thing suspicious around here is your vocabulary."

Merrick, stifling his laughter: "Alright, Kick, you've had your fun. Leave the man alone."

It's truly like poking the bear with the two of them, and Kick will always love getting a rise out of Keegan. He'll always be a Sergeant first and a dickhead second.

[slabime]

October means I just get real into the vampire and and mad scientist skin. or more into than I am the rest of the year.

[octavodeci]

Peabody and Sherman Robespierre has me dying because it’s so wrong in every way—but hilarious. I’m thinking though how delightfully refreshing it would be if mainstream media did their research and portrayed a caricature of Robespierre that’s somewhat accurate to who he was. Imagine an over exaggeration of that? If you’re gonna make fun of the guy at least get it right!

I mean- one of the key features he was mocked over in propaganda during the time HE LIVED was his trumpet nose (which I don’t think was very bad. Meatcanyon anyone?) I’m surprised the character designers for Peabody and Sherman didn’t capitalize on this fact.

I also have no idea why they gave him a hooked nose but I didn’t mind in the end. It was funny. I reckon the producers read a contemporary account of Max that roughly said he had a flattened look to him without considering his side profile or that ‘look’ isn’t ‘is’

BUT historical accuracy isn’t the aim of the film—still that won’t stop me.

Anyway here’s my revision. I’d fully render it, but this is my side blog. im lazy and i just wanna get my point across lol

[icecreamheadachez]

☆ the first lyric sung by patrick on every fall out boy album ☆

[dustyzippo]

when the god grove is great idk i don't own the game yet

[poishy]

* A curious critter has attached itself to the tail of worm goddess. Akin to a Pokemon, it can only say its' name. What do you do?

> Observe > Adopt > Check to see if it's edible

Happy birthday to @barginbel !!! Hope you have a good one :]