Quincey P “take my heart back to texas” Morris
a little sketch I did in honor of my boy Quincey
A very sad Quincey P Morris day to those who …no one should be celebrating.
god the acting in re: Dracula had me in tears!
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Van helping saying the "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy" meme at Lucy's boyfriend squad when they have to kill Lucy because suffer
It’s a little rough because I wasn’t using my usual setup, but here you go
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ok so the suitor squad (1) proposed on the same day to the same woman and (2) are literally best friends who almost certainly have known each other longer than any of them have known lucy. this leaves us with a few possibilities:
the fact that they all proposed on the same day was completely by coincidence. funny in terms of them all reaching the same conclusion that may 25 was The Day, but otherwise kind of a boring option. also very unrealistic. next please
they all decided to just Wing It on the same day. all's fair in love and war. whoever got there first and got a yes was going to marry lucy. good luck boys. let the hunger games begin
they planned this VERY deliberately. they knew jack would go first, then quincey, then arthur, assuming she didn't say yes to a proposal before all three men had a chance to propose. this option implies that they themselves, The Boyfriends, knew that jack had the least chance of success and arthur had the most likely positive outcome. (which is the correct assessment, but also.... sorry jack.) also implies that both jack and quincey had to send a message to the group chat along the lines of "no dice. good luck art let's go buddy"
my personal favorite: they did not realize that all three of them were courting the same woman, and in Bro Solidarity decided to propose on the same day to their three individual girlfriends. unfortunately there was only one collective girlfriend. c'est la vie
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Bram "The GM" Stoker: Jack's lockpick roll was a success, so the bolt shoots back with a rusty clang, the hinges creak, and the heavy, oaken door opens wide. What do you do?
Arthur: Are there rats? I've got an anti-rat whistle! It's got a +9 against rats!!
Bram: You don't have darkvision, so... *rolls dice* ...you don't see any rats, per se.
Jonathan: Okay, then I want to do a spot hidden che--
Van Helsing: Too late! I've already walked in.
Jonathan: What?!
Jack: I guess I follow Van Helsing inside, but only after I mutter some pretentious prayer in Latin, then I go in.
Bram: Classic Jack. Well, since no one did a spot hidden check *rolls a big pile of dice*
Jonathan: *groaning*
Bram: *rolls even more dice* Now as the door shuts behind you and you all search through the decaying ruins, the pungent stench of mildew emanating from the wet stone walls, your dim lanterns barely pierce the thick curtain of darkness, you find only cobwebs and more shadows until... Jonathan, you can't get it out of your head that this feels like Transylvania all over again and maybe, just maybe, there's someone else here. Give me a sanity roll.
Jonathan: UGH! *rolling dice and sweating*
Quincey: Can I cast gun at the darkness?
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I caught up to Re: Dracula today & I must confess that when I heard Quincey P. Morris’ voice lines — oh lord — I had to stop what I was doing, place a hand over my heart, & just listen.
In my previous readings and listenings of Dracula, Quincey always struck me as a silly character. Don’t get me wrong. He has just as much depth & personality as the others in the crew of light, but Stoker’s attempt at Texas slang along with Quincey’s rootin’ tootin’ & shootin’ attitude make him a funny guy for a modern American reader such as myself.
But in Re: Dracula, he comes to life. I cannot overemphasize what an amazing job Giancarlo Herrera does voicing him. Lines that seemed silly on the page are turned into speech that flows as naturally as a conversation overheard at the grocery store. Not only is Quincey realistic, but the charisma he exudes is absolutely captivating. I’ve always been a big Quincey fan, but this Quincey is by far my favorite Quincey.
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